For those not in the know (mostly non-Canadians), 59:38 is absolutely real. This happened way back when Chevron started their efforts to illegally build oil pipelines through Wet'Suwet'En land, and they really were this fucking clueless, disrespectful and evil in their half-assed stunts to make it seem like they had a deal with the Unis'tot'en tribe. Things only escalated from there and the Canadian government got heavily involved (on the side of the oil companies). The unfortunate result is that the tribes lost, their sovereignty was disregarded and even though the province joined in to fight against it, construction has since been ongoing. It's a fucking depressing story and the ridiculousness of this scene really only scratches the surface of it.
If there's nothing the Canadian Government loves more it's screwing over natives. And not even in the 'Happened 100's of years ago while still under the British Crown and Hudson Bay company" sense. We're talking like 50 years. From 1950 to 1970 they had the RCMP up north killing so many dogs it'd make the ATF blush.
I remember that time that truckers were occupying the bridge and honking their horns, people were basically saying, “they’re fascists, who cares if we use the emergencies act?” And all I could think about was how the Canadian government would TOTALLY be willing to do the exact same thing to protect the construction of a pipeline.
@@Necroskull388 Funny thing about that, Pierre Trudeau back in the 80's invoked the War Measures act (pretty much the same thing with a new name after this use) during the October Crisis. Was pretty much the only time it was "Like Father, like son".
Woolie’s look of pained disgust at 38:35 is beautiful. He’s sat through the worst David Cage has to offer, yet it all pales in comparison to what the Joker baby is saying.
I would love for Woolie or Pat to just watch some classic highlights from the old channel, but only if they feel up for it of course. Reminiscing and laughing at your own jokes or fuck ups can only really be fun if you're in the mood for it, and yknow, given how little we know about the breakup situation, maybe neither of them are in the headspace to do that, even years later.
Joel Harver's Batman skit is so good. The other one I always think of when it comes to his animated skits is the DK Rap reaction video. You actually feel second hand embarrasment for poor Lanky.
I'm really happy about that clip because it means that I wasn't the only person with that experience. Context: Montreal convention, I was a dumb teenage shit-talking the guys playing a fighting game I didn't know how to play, some guy walks up behind me, "idk who that is, oh wait yes I do, it's Woolie!" we look at each other, then the game, then each other, all life and happiness drains from his face, all the blood drains out of mine, BECAUSE OF COURSE IT WAS MARVEL, IT HAD TO BE MARVEL. I ran out of there fast as hell.
I read exactly 1 Animorph book and it was one half horrific body horror nightmare, one half existential identity horror resulting from said body horror, and one half abyssal space nightmare
@@SilencedBTM nope it was the one where the creator of the anamorphs watches his war buddies die in the void of space, loose their sense of identity from staying in alien cannibal slug form too long, and finally when he found happiness, he’s ripped away from his peaceful life right back into an intergalactic brain slug war only to die on earth in the arms of his son that he didn’t know he had.
Yeah, I'm the one who sent the Hype Man clip. Glad you all liked it. BTW, that shit took place in CT, not Toronto. Woolie just needed a reason to shit on Toronto. Also sent a Key and Peele surprise. Hope the boys see it on the next Slopstream.
that moonbase alpha video was an enduring meme a few years back, always interesting to see something you thought was super widespread be niche in the grand scheme of things
Eeeh, bit late but just to put it into perspective this is **woolie and co**, his circle and such we're talking about, they don't do Internet during the golden age era, it's like how woolie told punchmom about Michael Jordan and she just shrugged it off until he had her friend confirm it to her that, yes, indeed, she is INSANE (per the paraphrased words of her friend), now to go on a tangent while I'm at it, woolie and pat missed a colossal amount of history from TV and Internet so the things that would normally be looked at with rose tinted glasses or cringe laugher/disdain etc etc is a pure nothing burger when you shove it in their faces, which I purely blame on them "I don't know what a Gmod is, is that the modeling software" headass smhd
I went to school in the south, and they took us to a cotton field in Georgia for our first out of state trip as a school group. Fun fact, cotton plants have needle like fibres that get stuck under your finger nails and bleed. I didn't have a good time, and neither did anyone else. Except the teachers, who would yell at us when we cried. Good job, America.
I'm saying this as a British-Pakistani dude - why can't Americans just teach black history like normal history? To paraphrase Morgan Freeman "It's not Black history - it's American history" (BTW Black History month for us is in October for us)
@@AngryHomunculus No idea man, but it's really upsetting to know that we weren't the only school group taken out to literally pick cotton for an actual class grade. I really feel for the guy who made the video about his experience doing it, because when we were kids, we didn't get how messed up it was either, we just didn't like how much it hurt and were borderline suffering heatstroke the whole time. It took like five more years before any of us realised how horrible it was that our school made us do that. Literally graded on picking cotton. This was in the 90s/early 2000s.
To think, it all started here with Billy showing his balls on-stream, now he and Woolie are spending New Years together and he'll be appearing on Castle Superbeast.
The paving paradise | Please stop talking bit reminded me I also felt bad about an interaction I had with Woolie at EVO in 2019. I called out to him and asked for a picture but looking back I was a bit loud and probably came off very demanding but I was just surprised to see him and got excited. I basically shouted "WOOLIE! LEMME GET A PICTURE". On finals day I was like seated like 20 feet away from you and decided to leave you alone in case I annoyed you. You probably don't remember Woolie but thank you for being patient with me.
I actually also had a bit of a hard time watching Woolie a bit after I met him randomly at the Promare premier. He was super cool, but I just felt bad about interrupting him to say hi.
It's easy to blow it up in your head as an embarrassing or awkward moment because this is the first time you're talking to someone you're a fan of but the inverse is that Woolie sees and talks to so many fans that it's common place for him and he rarely thinks about these interactions.
@@johnrivers3813 Yeah, I figure he probably wouldn't remember it in a few days or even care about it when it happened, but it's hard not to mind goblin it up. It was also the first time I felt star struck, which didn't help.
Woolie VS his Seventh-Day- wait its not in this video *Highlights* 1:13 = Michael Scott in Mass Effect 4:18 = STREETFIGHAFOOOR 5:26 = Worst Battle Rap Hype Man Ever (ft man passing a kidney stone) 6:26 = "build a wall round Toronto that perfomative shit is outta control" - Woolie 7:18 = "Wagwan whatsup Bucktee ya fill me lika homeless person walkan arond" 7:53 = Final Fantasy IX Pepsi Commercial 8:54 = Breaking Bad Golden Meth (too short, skip) 9:40-17:00 = SirMeowMusic: embarrasses himself for life tryin to Woolie simp; Woolie: who are you again? 12:30 = "Woolie, i'm a youtuber too; no it's my job" 15:25 = Nah man he surely remembers you look he's dming me right now- "NOOOOOOOOOO" 17:07 = "The good news is I don't know what you're talking about MeowMusic" 18:01 = Remember, I have a very resting bitch face 21:14 = Crusader Kings II out of Context 24:40 = Rubicon Spring TV Ad 2017 (getting cucked for new flavors!) 26:26 = Ultra Instinct Goku Combo (you can do anything in mugen) 28:00 = This is why you don't play Battle Network 3 PvP the Sequel (took a while) 29:40 = Woolie Jacks in And Goes for a Swim (17 seconds) 30:45 = Revolving Revolver Revolvering: Revolverance (they're just katanas) 35:20 = Joker's Most Devious Plant Yet (have you heard of Kick batman?) 38:30 = "No joker! not the legal age loopholes!" 40:30 = "Bats, daarling. Have you heard of the term MAPs?" 40:45 = Macho Man's greatest quote 41:32 = Reggie learns Randy Savage made a diss track album against Hulk Hogan 41:52 = "If she Breathes, she's a THOOOOOOOOOT" 42:30 = Moonbase Alpha AEIOU (certified classic, skip) 43:08 = Music carries Homer going SSJ3 bit (barely) 44:11 = Trevor keeps gettin slammed down during GTA5 Cutscene (mailbox slammer!) 47:28 = Woolie and Reggie dub a needy ass lamb 50:04 = Two Nirvana fans jammin to Wii Shop Update Music 53:30 = "Animorphs is stoopid" - Woolie 57:48 = Aaron Earned an Iron Urn - Baltimore's greatest hurdle 59:01 = Double Paddle Nutshot C-C-C-Combo!! 59:49 = Curb your godamn Pipeline you shitass Albertan swines 1:01:08 = Alabama Field Trip: Cotton Pickin Edition 1:03:32 = "Aight lil' Piccaninies- I mean class!" - Woolie Madden (child labor hustle) 1:04:40 = Those who draw hands vs Those who draw Feet 1:05:18 = Patrick Bateman gets ahold of Woolie's N-Pass card 1:05:40 = Early Friendcast clips that aged like milk (too long, skip) 1:05:56 = Filipino Choir cannot sing Amen for dicks 1:06:28 = Insane Ban Appeal (sorry off my meds) 1:06:55 = ProZD thinks character betrayals are too obvious 1:07:28 = Corpo Kaiba destroys innocents' souls everyday 1:07:59 = The Classic Folgers Incest Commercial 1:09:35 = And how that should've ended 1:11:17 = GAME OVER YEAAAAAA
5:27 Oh my god, if this wasn't the inspiration for the Key and Peele "Hype Man" sketch and it's just a bizarre coincidence, that makes both the sketch _and_ the clip ten times funnier.
If you don't pause Crusader Kings right at the start of the game and start arranging marriages, you're going to be stuck with nothing but 6 year olds for a loooong time.
I am super glad you guys had the url for the SFIV hype video. For some reason, i couldn't search for it anymore. Actually know both the guys in the video and always crazy to hear you make reference to them.
So to add my own embarassing "meeting woolie and the gang" story. This was when i went to MagFest for the first time, which was also my first time traveling by myself. So i was already an awkward mess. I was at the newyorkgames booth and there was Woolie on a mission to find the Shovel Knight amiibo. I was trying to figure out something to say and i asked "what are you looking for?" And he answered "shovel knight amiibo..." and i just said "cool" and walked away. Luckily the next magfest meet up was infinitely more chill.
As someone who has serious RBF, to the point where throughout childhood would get in trouble cause I "always looked angry" when I wasn't, I feel Woolie's pain.
I'm glad this video opened with Woolie singing to the Return of the Mac tune because I did that exact same thing the moment I saw the title come across my TH-cam feed
Wow. It's very rare for me to relate to people so hard. The amount of times when I was just chilling and someone comes up to me like "y u sad?" and I have to explain to them that it's just my face. And Woolie's rbf I can see why you would think he's tired or angry, I think he looks perfectly fine.
The funniest part of the Joker skit is that it is 100% in character for him to be that way towards Bats. If he had access to Batman's phone number, he'd spam call him often to leave voice mails and other weird shit. I also imagine he'd do weird things like what he does in the skit purely because it upsets Batman and he finds that amusing.
42:18 Somehow out of everything in the whole stream that split second of the "THOOOOOOT" scream cutting in and out as Woolie rewinds the vid got me the hardest.
The utter disrespect of Moonbase Alpha simulator, it is a classic and a goddamn gem. If you don’t laugh at that, then your humor is as vast as a kiddy pool
@@ONIMOT100 It may not be your cup of tea, but that does not mean it’s not funny, it’s just not what you’re looking for in humor. That’s what a lot of people tend to fail to realize
2023 - Reggie gets into Animorphs. Welcome to dozens of books and side novels and tiny, corner of the page flipnote animations. A series about space war, mind-slavery, transformation, and casual gamer god. For kids!
I effing loved those stupid books. I don't think they are that far off from Goosebumps so I'm like 99% sure Woolie would have been the right age for them...he just missed out. (Okay not quite 99% sure. More like 75/25). But I definitely jumped into them immediately so I don't know when they actually started to blow up and become a *thing*.
Ya know, I wonder if Woolie makes these lists or if Reggie or Min do it. We all knew he wasn't gonna watch that bestfriendcast vid even if it wasn't 10 minutes long. It's been pretty obvious they have all moved on and by Woolie accepting this and watching through the video or videos it would just create more comments of "Why don't you guys get together?" or "Why don't you all make some content together?" When we all know it's not gonna happen. Bet the only reason why he included that clip in this vid is to try to prevent more old bestfriend clips to show up in the lists.
Ehh. I hope it’s a time he looks back on fondly. But I can totally get the hardline stance he puts on so people don’t bug him. The parasocial wave off of that must be immense. If you don’t shut people down, they are just gonna comment and donate “you should reconnect with XXXX, or what was the story with XXXX” and that can’t be fun to deal with often.
@@alexanderson4497 I mean, It seems like he got caught in the middle of a friend group imploding. If that is the case, I don't think anyone would look back at something you made with people who fought with each other very fondly
"Animorphs is stupid" And just like that, Woolie lost a lot of street cred the moment he said that. (and Reggie is right, he missed out a lot on that good child soldier shit)
I read a ahitload of animorphs books as a kid and although i didnt get every book in order, and its the craziest stuff that i love , tobias who gets stuck as a hawk goes back in time to touch himself to transform into his human form , also the alien abin sur type who is responsible for gicing them their powers is his secret alien dad and im pretty sure his alien dad is brothers with the alien member of the team , theres been plenty of prequels and wasnt there an alternate unvierse what if book and choose your own adventure book . Also anything to do with the yeerks possesing people is always interesting
I saw a video that tried to tally up how many kills each Animorph got, and it got silly once he realized that all the mass casualty events ended up in Ax's hands according to the "last touch" rule he was using to keep things "simple"
@@TiaKatt I thought that's what it was , I forget all of that one book from elfangors perspective where he meets tobias's mom , there's so much I can't remember but know happened like the lion tiger evil animorph rival thing in one of the earlier books , also when we see what (visser three ?) Did in their life as a human
As someone who grew up reading the Animorphs, i can confirm the series is wild. I think i read somewhere that the series had a lot of authors who used the same name. It's this reason why you'd have some stories involving atlantis that were absolutely awful, and others like the hork bajir chronicles that were actually pretty good from what i remember. You're definitely rolling the dice for every book lol
Holy hell the way Woolie said "uhhhhkayyy" with the headvoice just after watching the Folgers parody at 1:11:07 Is there any video of Woolie singing anywhere? Because listening to that his falsetto might actually be insane and I want to hear it.
I love Reggie, like me, not seeing the incest subtext in the Folgers commercial right away. Fun fact Reggie, there's fanfic of the commercial! Including Reylo smut fic! :D
I remember mentioning pie at a meet and greet for Retro Game Expo in Portland, and Woolie sighed and said lore is not real life, and I was embarrassed for a few months about it, so I feel for that guy. Love the Slop, y'all.
Man I found out about the Street fighter 4 video via twitter like a week back. Looking at the background I know that exact street as I used to live in that town and they are heading to a bowling alley/arcade, crazy how small the world can be sometimes.
7:50 - No matter how strange that commercial for FF9 may be, the Coca-Cola Can being a consumable item that restores MP and HP in Parasite Eve 2 will always be higher up in being one of the funnier things about Squaresoft and Coca-Cola.
1:01:08 I swear I've heard this exact story somewhere else. I could've sworn it was from Woolie too, but now I'm not sure where because it definitely wasn't this video
"I'm a TH-camr too" in a devastated voice lands so hard
Best part is that they're gonna have a sf6 scrublord tournament crossover stream together in a few days
Its gonna get wild
"No, you don't understand..."
Poor Billy, fr
"Unlike you woolie, I've made a career out of youtube."
Oh wow... Hahaha
You don't understand. It's his job.
It's how he keeps his house hot!
Get some sleep Woolie. Please.
Woolie has never been called the n word in public by a white person, I can guarantee this
"it is just a job"
After a few months of Woolie and Reggie starving the slop-eaters, the slop-eaters rejoice at the sight of more slop
Reggie had grey health the size of an average human mother he needed to recover first.
Like those desert frogs that hibernate for months to years until the next rain falls, the slop eaters are once again seen on the surface
They awaken from there long slumber, seeing a full trough of slop, they collectively squeal at the same decibel of a jet.
BBC presents:
Life on the Algorithm
with Sir David Attenborough
@@plazmadoodHaving now seen what was to come... yeah that's a chip damage KO and a half
I remember Vinny's chat saying "I want to make a new water flavor" which Vinny replied "Go to your room, you're grounded."
For those not in the know (mostly non-Canadians), 59:38 is absolutely real.
This happened way back when Chevron started their efforts to illegally build oil pipelines through Wet'Suwet'En land, and they really were this fucking clueless, disrespectful and evil in their half-assed stunts to make it seem like they had a deal with the Unis'tot'en tribe.
Things only escalated from there and the Canadian government got heavily involved (on the side of the oil companies). The unfortunate result is that the tribes lost, their sovereignty was disregarded and even though the province joined in to fight against it, construction has since been ongoing. It's a fucking depressing story and the ridiculousness of this scene really only scratches the surface of it.
If there's nothing the Canadian Government loves more it's screwing over natives. And not even in the 'Happened 100's of years ago while still under the British Crown and Hudson Bay company" sense. We're talking like 50 years. From 1950 to 1970 they had the RCMP up north killing so many dogs it'd make the ATF blush.
I remember that time that truckers were occupying the bridge and honking their horns, people were basically saying, “they’re fascists, who cares if we use the emergencies act?” And all I could think about was how the Canadian government would TOTALLY be willing to do the exact same thing to protect the construction of a pipeline.
@@Necroskull388 Funny thing about that, Pierre Trudeau back in the 80's invoked the War Measures act (pretty much the same thing with a new name after this use) during the October Crisis. Was pretty much the only time it was "Like Father, like son".
God I forgot how racist “we brought you an offering” was
that entire sequence was so mind numbing, i thought it was a birdemic sequel or something. absolutely insane that it's real.
Woolie’s look of pained disgust at 38:35 is beautiful. He’s sat through the worst David Cage has to offer, yet it all pales in comparison to what the Joker baby is saying.
Never seen a person take so much psych damage from a single adjective before.
To be fair, we've never seen Cage's drafts.
I sent this one in and I'm so glad it was able to inflict as much frenzy! as it did
I don't begrudge woolie from skipping a compilation of best friend cast, I mean he was there. It is almost like wanting him to watch an LP he's done.
Yeah, you need to devote an entire episode just to that.
I would love for Woolie or Pat to just watch some classic highlights from the old channel, but only if they feel up for it of course. Reminiscing and laughing at your own jokes or fuck ups can only really be fun if you're in the mood for it, and yknow, given how little we know about the breakup situation, maybe neither of them are in the headspace to do that, even years later.
Seriously, what fool sent that in?
I get why he wouldnt wanna do that ...
i wish he did for this one clip tho
@@Ragnorok64 i mean its been 5 years, i'm pretty sure they meant no harm and like invader said reminiscing can be fun
Joel Harver's Batman skit is so good. The other one I always think of when it comes to his animated skits is the DK Rap reaction video. You actually feel second hand embarrasment for poor Lanky.
I actually like his live action skits better than the framedrawn animated ones, honestly. He's really funny overall, for sure.
"It wasn't self-deprecating! It was me deprecating!"
I’m upset their Grimch video got taken down, but now this means the new You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch is canon.
That PST podcast clip is so fucking funny. They should get woolie on the podcast. Punk duck and woolie interacting with each other would be crazy
Punk Duck would probably ask Woolie for a trial to N-Pass Plus
I'm really happy about that clip because it means that I wasn't the only person with that experience.
Context: Montreal convention, I was a dumb teenage shit-talking the guys playing a fighting game I didn't know how to play, some guy walks up behind me, "idk who that is, oh wait yes I do, it's Woolie!" we look at each other, then the game, then each other, all life and happiness drains from his face, all the blood drains out of mine, BECAUSE OF COURSE IT WAS MARVEL, IT HAD TO BE MARVEL. I ran out of there fast as hell.
Ehhhhh, don't think woolie and punkduck would match really
I want woolie on so bad
reminds me of that time he was on sleepycast
"How hard is it to strangle an 8 year old?"
Reggie: "Really easy."
Reggie... _how do you know that?_
Pat showed him how.
@@LaughingMan008 Pat was the child.
I read exactly 1 Animorph book and it was one half horrific body horror nightmare, one half existential identity horror resulting from said body horror, and one half abyssal space nightmare
Oh, was it the one where one of the girls got cut in half as a starfish and became two people?
@@SilencedBTM nope it was the one where the creator of the anamorphs watches his war buddies die in the void of space, loose their sense of identity from staying in alien cannibal slug form too long, and finally when he found happiness, he’s ripped away from his peaceful life right back into an intergalactic brain slug war only to die on earth in the arms of his son that he didn’t know he had.
After the 'worst hype man' video, I agree, they need to Arkham City Toronto until they can determine what extraterrestrial pathogen causes that
As a lifelong Torontoian, I'm not sure what makes this city 'This Way', but I agree it's some fucked up shit.
Man, fuck TO
I was thinking of the giant Manhattan wall from Escape From New York.
From the comments, apparently that clip was not from Toronto.
God, that Toronto crazy hype man scream was insane. I legit think there's a Key&Peele sketch over that guy.
I saw the K&P skit first so I had to make sure it came out after this dude was uhh…yeah
They did, I fucking love that sketch lmao
Had no idea the skit was a direct reference and not an absurdist take on what a hype man is
My fucking English teacher showed us that sketch when we read Of Mice and Men. Steinbeck, y'all.
Based on the responde comments, that thing did not happened in Toronto.
THE LOATHSOME SLOP-EATER
Yeah, I'm the one who sent the Hype Man clip. Glad you all liked it.
BTW, that shit took place in CT, not Toronto. Woolie just needed a reason to shit on Toronto.
Also sent a Key and Peele surprise. Hope the boys see it on the next Slopstream.
What does CT means in this context?
I'm glad Reggie liked the Animorphs video. He has some Conceptualization where Woolie doesn't.
that moonbase alpha video was an enduring meme a few years back, always interesting to see something you thought was super widespread be niche in the grand scheme of things
my favorite thing about it is that at least two of the guys who made it were part of half-life vr but the ai is self-aware
I still listen to it from time to time, something about it is just comfy
Eeeh, bit late but just to put it into perspective this is **woolie and co**, his circle and such we're talking about, they don't do Internet during the golden age era, it's like how woolie told punchmom about Michael Jordan and she just shrugged it off until he had her friend confirm it to her that, yes, indeed, she is INSANE (per the paraphrased words of her friend), now to go on a tangent while I'm at it, woolie and pat missed a colossal amount of history from TV and Internet so the things that would normally be looked at with rose tinted glasses or cringe laugher/disdain etc etc is a pure nothing burger when you shove it in their faces, which I purely blame on them "I don't know what a Gmod is, is that the modeling software" headass smhd
Only a bit more and Woolie will become fit enough to wrestle Brennan
I went to school in the south, and they took us to a cotton field in Georgia for our first out of state trip as a school group. Fun fact, cotton plants have needle like fibres that get stuck under your finger nails and bleed. I didn't have a good time, and neither did anyone else. Except the teachers, who would yell at us when we cried. Good job, America.
I'm saying this as a British-Pakistani dude - why can't Americans just teach black history like normal history?
To paraphrase Morgan Freeman "It's not Black history - it's American history"
(BTW Black History month for us is in October for us)
@@AngryHomunculus No idea man, but it's really upsetting to know that we weren't the only school group taken out to literally pick cotton for an actual class grade.
I really feel for the guy who made the video about his experience doing it, because when we were kids, we didn't get how messed up it was either, we just didn't like how much it hurt and were borderline suffering heatstroke the whole time.
It took like five more years before any of us realised how horrible it was that our school made us do that. Literally graded on picking cotton. This was in the 90s/early 2000s.
@@AngryHomunculusif you know history you won't repeat it, and conservatives long to return to the way things used to be
To think, it all started here with Billy showing his balls on-stream, now he and Woolie are spending New Years together and he'll be appearing on Castle Superbeast.
The paving paradise | Please stop talking bit reminded me I also felt bad about an interaction I had with Woolie at EVO in 2019. I called out to him and asked for a picture but looking back I was a bit loud and probably came off very demanding but I was just surprised to see him and got excited. I basically shouted "WOOLIE! LEMME GET A PICTURE". On finals day I was like seated like 20 feet away from you and decided to leave you alone in case I annoyed you. You probably don't remember Woolie but thank you for being patient with me.
On today's stream: Woolie kink shames a water bottle.
The Crusader Kings 2 bit is so hilarious when you know the *exact* context of what's happening
Yeah...
I actually also had a bit of a hard time watching Woolie a bit after I met him randomly at the Promare premier. He was super cool, but I just felt bad about interrupting him to say hi.
It's easy to blow it up in your head as an embarrassing or awkward moment because this is the first time you're talking to someone you're a fan of but the inverse is that Woolie sees and talks to so many fans that it's common place for him and he rarely thinks about these interactions.
@@johnrivers3813 Yeah, I figure he probably wouldn't remember it in a few days or even care about it when it happened, but it's hard not to mind goblin it up. It was also the first time I felt star struck, which didn't help.
The cotton picking story is one of those stories where it's literally so bad there's absolutely no fucking way it's fake.
Context for the Moonbase Alpha video is that the game had TTS on by default, so servers would just degrade into that naturally.
Oh wow!
9:39: This is PRIME "But for Woolie it was tuesday" material. EDIT: 14:49 I WAS RIGHT.
It's wild how Michael Scott and Red Shepard are *basically* the exact same person
@10:20 It genuinely took me a while to figure out why the hell a PST vid was on here until I started to hear David talk about the plane.
Woolie VS his Seventh-Day- wait its not in this video
*Highlights*
1:13 = Michael Scott in Mass Effect
4:18 = STREETFIGHAFOOOR
5:26 = Worst Battle Rap Hype Man Ever (ft man passing a kidney stone)
6:26 = "build a wall round Toronto that perfomative shit is outta control" - Woolie
7:18 = "Wagwan whatsup Bucktee ya fill me lika homeless person walkan arond"
7:53 = Final Fantasy IX Pepsi Commercial
8:54 = Breaking Bad Golden Meth (too short, skip)
9:40-17:00 = SirMeowMusic: embarrasses himself for life tryin to Woolie simp; Woolie: who are you again?
12:30 = "Woolie, i'm a youtuber too; no it's my job"
15:25 = Nah man he surely remembers you look he's dming me right now- "NOOOOOOOOOO"
17:07 = "The good news is I don't know what you're talking about MeowMusic"
18:01 = Remember, I have a very resting bitch face
21:14 = Crusader Kings II out of Context
24:40 = Rubicon Spring TV Ad 2017 (getting cucked for new flavors!)
26:26 = Ultra Instinct Goku Combo (you can do anything in mugen)
28:00 = This is why you don't play Battle Network 3 PvP the Sequel (took a while)
29:40 = Woolie Jacks in And Goes for a Swim (17 seconds)
30:45 = Revolving Revolver Revolvering: Revolverance (they're just katanas)
35:20 = Joker's Most Devious Plant Yet (have you heard of Kick batman?)
38:30 = "No joker! not the legal age loopholes!"
40:30 = "Bats, daarling. Have you heard of the term MAPs?"
40:45 = Macho Man's greatest quote
41:32 = Reggie learns Randy Savage made a diss track album against Hulk Hogan
41:52 = "If she Breathes, she's a THOOOOOOOOOT"
42:30 = Moonbase Alpha AEIOU (certified classic, skip)
43:08 = Music carries Homer going SSJ3 bit (barely)
44:11 = Trevor keeps gettin slammed down during GTA5 Cutscene (mailbox slammer!)
47:28 = Woolie and Reggie dub a needy ass lamb
50:04 = Two Nirvana fans jammin to Wii Shop Update Music
53:30 = "Animorphs is stoopid" - Woolie
57:48 = Aaron Earned an Iron Urn - Baltimore's greatest hurdle
59:01 = Double Paddle Nutshot C-C-C-Combo!!
59:49 = Curb your godamn Pipeline you shitass Albertan swines
1:01:08 = Alabama Field Trip: Cotton Pickin Edition
1:03:32 = "Aight lil' Piccaninies- I mean class!" - Woolie Madden (child labor hustle)
1:04:40 = Those who draw hands vs Those who draw Feet
1:05:18 = Patrick Bateman gets ahold of Woolie's N-Pass card
1:05:40 = Early Friendcast clips that aged like milk (too long, skip)
1:05:56 = Filipino Choir cannot sing Amen for dicks
1:06:28 = Insane Ban Appeal (sorry off my meds)
1:06:55 = ProZD thinks character betrayals are too obvious
1:07:28 = Corpo Kaiba destroys innocents' souls everyday
1:07:59 = The Classic Folgers Incest Commercial
1:09:35 = And how that should've ended
1:11:17 = GAME OVER YEAAAAAA
5:27 Oh my god, if this wasn't the inspiration for the Key and Peele "Hype Man" sketch and it's just a bizarre coincidence, that makes both the sketch _and_ the clip ten times funnier.
If you don't pause Crusader Kings right at the start of the game and start arranging marriages, you're going to be stuck with nothing but 6 year olds for a loooong time.
And that will really suck!
Woolie please bring back the original intro with the overly dramatic countdown and the trash pile. It's my favorite and we need it now more than ever
Man, between that field trip and Justin's very good costume idea, Woolie's eatin GOOD this month
I am super glad you guys had the url for the SFIV hype video. For some reason, i couldn't search for it anymore. Actually know both the guys in the video and always crazy to hear you make reference to them.
God, I hope this makes it back to Billy (SirMeowMusic), cause I NEED to hear them talk about it on the next pst episode.
He saw it live and tweeted it about it right after Woolie watched it
@@Bone8380 Oh, shit!
@@Bone8380
Sorry if this is late but got a link lol
@@Bone8380could anyone post a link to it?
@@Bone8380they ended up taking a pic together at a con and now they talk and are friends
Love how they both wince at the buildup Joker gave.
Crusader Kings, much like Rimworld is one of those games where you potentially start of somewhat normal but become a monster very VERY quickly.
"it'd be really cool to make this colony only use furniture made out of human leather"
And you have to do questionsnle stuff just to survive.
This is gonna be great in the worst ways
So to add my own embarassing "meeting woolie and the gang" story. This was when i went to MagFest for the first time, which was also my first time traveling by myself. So i was already an awkward mess. I was at the newyorkgames booth and there was Woolie on a mission to find the Shovel Knight amiibo. I was trying to figure out something to say and i asked "what are you looking for?" And he answered "shovel knight amiibo..." and i just said "cool" and walked away. Luckily the next magfest meet up was infinitely more chill.
As someone who has serious RBF, to the point where throughout childhood would get in trouble cause I "always looked angry" when I wasn't, I feel Woolie's pain.
I haven't seen Woolie's setup in a while, that's a slick sofa seat setup.
I'm glad this video opened with Woolie singing to the Return of the Mac tune because I did that exact same thing the moment I saw the title come across my TH-cam feed
Wow. It's very rare for me to relate to people so hard. The amount of times when I was just chilling and someone comes up to me like "y u sad?" and I have to explain to them that it's just my face.
And Woolie's rbf I can see why you would think he's tired or angry, I think he looks perfectly fine.
I’m on the crusader kings 2 bit my head hurts from laughing
The GTA glitch out cutscene got me with every punch for a good chunk of it...
The funniest part of the Joker skit is that it is 100% in character for him to be that way towards Bats. If he had access to Batman's phone number, he'd spam call him often to leave voice mails and other weird shit. I also imagine he'd do weird things like what he does in the skit purely because it upsets Batman and he finds that amusing.
24:18 My Emperor is a horse. Because of a programming oversight.
Can we get the unreleased full version of “Theme of WoolieVs Slop Stream”, please and thank you.
Someone needs to send them the Key and Peele hype man sketch. I bet they got the idea from that video.
52:56 all mii related songs are bangers
1:06:29 The transformation of Woolie’s face on realizing the racism content gives me life
42:18 Somehow out of everything in the whole stream that split second of the "THOOOOOOT" scream cutting in and out as Woolie rewinds the vid got me the hardest.
9:40 This story hit me so hard that it made me fucking cry, sometimes it gets too real.
is it weird that, at the mere reading of "Moonbase alpha provides" my mouth immediately starts spouting AEIUOU and JOHN MADDEN
The utter disrespect of Moonbase Alpha simulator, it is a classic and a goddamn gem.
If you don’t laugh at that, then your humor is as vast as a kiddy pool
FOOTBALL
@@lbcyber JOHN MADDEN
Its really not funny tho, they were right to skip it
@@ONIMOT100 It may not be your cup of tea, but that does not mean it’s not funny, it’s just not what you’re looking for in humor.
That’s what a lot of people tend to fail to realize
aeiou
Oh Lordy, what a heavy-hitting return. Amazing commentary on the lamb video.
I’ve been desperate for my slop! Thanks for the feeding Team Vs.
2023 - Reggie gets into Animorphs.
Welcome to dozens of books and side novels and tiny, corner of the page flipnote animations. A series about space war, mind-slavery, transformation, and casual gamer god. For kids!
I effing loved those stupid books. I don't think they are that far off from Goosebumps so I'm like 99% sure Woolie would have been the right age for them...he just missed out. (Okay not quite 99% sure. More like 75/25). But I definitely jumped into them immediately so I don't know when they actually started to blow up and become a *thing*.
@@odonnellcaleb I feel like Woolie's mom would have forbidden the books if she ever saw them, so he was gonna miss out either way
Ya know, I wonder if Woolie makes these lists or if Reggie or Min do it. We all knew he wasn't gonna watch that bestfriendcast vid even if it wasn't 10 minutes long. It's been pretty obvious they have all moved on and by Woolie accepting this and watching through the video or videos it would just create more comments of "Why don't you guys get together?" or "Why don't you all make some content together?" When we all know it's not gonna happen. Bet the only reason why he included that clip in this vid is to try to prevent more old bestfriend clips to show up in the lists.
Idk, he's weird about the SBFP stuff. Like I understand they've all moved on from it but sometimes he acts like it's some unholy chapter of his life.
Ehh. I hope it’s a time he looks back on fondly. But I can totally get the hardline stance he puts on so people don’t bug him. The parasocial wave off of that must be immense. If you don’t shut people down, they are just gonna comment and donate “you should reconnect with XXXX, or what was the story with XXXX” and that can’t be fun to deal with often.
@@alexanderson4497 I mean, It seems like he got caught in the middle of a friend group imploding. If that is the case, I don't think anyone would look back at something you made with people who fought with each other very fondly
"Animorphs is stupid"
And just like that, Woolie lost a lot of street cred the moment he said that. (and Reggie is right, he missed out a lot on that good child soldier shit)
I'm so happy they're seeing the pst clip lmao
The best birthday gift i could've received was more slop from the slopbenders themselves. Never stop the slop!
Happy birthday dude, enjoy the post-slop cake🎂🎂🎉
22:00 Ah man, if both of them are unfamiliar with Crusader Kings 2 someone needs to submit Ssethzintach’s review. They’d love it.
Yeah! I Wonder if they watch the whole video on the slop stream.
22:45 i see Chris Redfield has been playing Crusader Kings 2
That's right, you embrace all that pai- I mean art.
9:39 Pretty much how I'd expect a IRL Woolie meeting to go.😶🤣
I read a ahitload of animorphs books as a kid and although i didnt get every book in order, and its the craziest stuff that i love , tobias who gets stuck as a hawk goes back in time to touch himself to transform into his human form , also the alien abin sur type who is responsible for gicing them their powers is his secret alien dad and im pretty sure his alien dad is brothers with the alien member of the team , theres been plenty of prequels and wasnt there an alternate unvierse what if book and choose your own adventure book . Also anything to do with the yeerks possesing people is always interesting
I saw a video that tried to tally up how many kills each Animorph got, and it got silly once he realized that all the mass casualty events ended up in Ax's hands according to the "last touch" rule he was using to keep things "simple"
Yep, Elfangor is Ax's older brother, making Ax Tobias's uncle lol.
@@TiaKatt I thought that's what it was , I forget all of that one book from elfangors perspective where he meets tobias's mom , there's so much I can't remember but know happened like the lion tiger evil animorph rival thing in one of the earlier books , also when we see what (visser three ?) Did in their life as a human
As someone who grew up reading the Animorphs, i can confirm the series is wild. I think i read somewhere that the series had a lot of authors who used the same name. It's this reason why you'd have some stories involving atlantis that were absolutely awful, and others like the hork bajir chronicles that were actually pretty good from what i remember. You're definitely rolling the dice for every book lol
shoutout to murph's editing
I always wondered if Woolie heard this PST Podcast clip.
Holy hell the way Woolie said "uhhhhkayyy" with the headvoice just after watching the Folgers parody at 1:11:07
Is there any video of Woolie singing anywhere? Because listening to that his falsetto might actually be insane and I want to hear it.
Yay!
It's back!
Woolie can feast on cringe once more.
I love these compilations
As someone who plays Crusader Kings it is always amazing seeing outsider reactions to the game and community lol
Stellaris isn't quite as relatable, being sci-fi, but boy howdy do the space-gamers get up to some buck-wild nonsense as well.
I love Reggie, like me, not seeing the incest subtext in the Folgers commercial right away. Fun fact Reggie, there's fanfic of the commercial! Including Reylo smut fic! :D
So I'm watching this video, and I'm thinking "wait, I've seen these clips before", and then i realised that i watched this live 😂
Woolie: "I've heard of crusader kings..."
Reggie: "From whoooomm?"
Reggie kills me man.😂
1:07:28 This was Kiba was the OG rich bastard of anime.
Please tell me there's a Tim Robinson sketch somewhere in there
1:06:28 Shondo!
I was not prepared to open with such a personal attack on Reggie
I remember mentioning pie at a meet and greet for Retro Game Expo in Portland, and Woolie sighed and said lore is not real life, and I was embarrassed for a few months about it, so I feel for that guy. Love the Slop, y'all.
Reggie going "awww" at the fucking folgers commercial....
7:25 bucktee is actual slang? I’ve only heard it when my mate goes “many bucktee moons ago”
that said waterbury, ct and i felt a chill run down my spine
i live in ct its a VERY small place
6:19 I thought this was the key and peele skit. But it’s REAL
Woolie VS The Slop
Man I found out about the Street fighter 4 video via twitter like a week back. Looking at the background I know that exact street as I used to live in that town and they are heading to a bowling alley/arcade, crazy how small the world can be sometimes.
7:50 - No matter how strange that commercial for FF9 may be, the Coca-Cola Can being a consumable item that restores MP and HP in Parasite Eve 2 will always be higher up in being one of the funnier things about Squaresoft and Coca-Cola.
I miss that stuff...
" 22:45 " -Chris Redfield
reggies face drop at 21:30 had me in stitches
Yo the Patrick race card play got me rolling 🤣 😂
59:45 out of context reggie
Y'all should give Merfight another chance! It just got a big graphical update
The PST podcast clip gave me physical damage
1:01:08 I swear I've heard this exact story somewhere else. I could've sworn it was from Woolie too, but now I'm not sure where because it definitely wasn't this video
47:10 His fucking face when he thought Trevor became sentient and fought back.
5:50 so this was what inspired the key and peele skit
I have been thoroughly Slopped,
Top Quality stuff every time
Wii plaza and e-shop music still lives rent free in my head.