Michael Reeves' Unethical Video Ideas - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 31

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    Michael Reeves, the crazed inventor of the online world, comes into the studio to talk about robot dogs, unethical video ideas, and some of the most shameful things imaginable.
    GUEST: ‪@MichaelReeves‬
    Twitter: / chucklesandwich
    Website: www.chucklesandwich.link/
    Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/78PyQph...
    Edited by Scott: / scottposts
    Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt where they talk about whatever the hell they want, they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out.
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  • @cadenollar2408
    @cadenollar2408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14033

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while mentally and physically torturing your friends for youtube videos

    • @danielmendes5682
      @danielmendes5682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      thats a very ted nivison thing to do

    • @lykeprice9239
      @lykeprice9239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      0-0

    • @bluebrick0449
      @bluebrick0449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I personally dislike the first two replies to this comment

    • @Enrat4
      @Enrat4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow eso es asombroso

    • @Enrat4
      @Enrat4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U know what iam sayin

  • @AkeemKaleeb
    @AkeemKaleeb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2856

    "All ethics are out of the window"
    "And now, so are the dogs"

    • @Kitchyyy
      @Kitchyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      .-.

    • @strawhatdac
      @strawhatdac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      i was so disappointed when nobody laughed at that lmao

    • @Grace-53
      @Grace-53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@strawhatdac charlie's quiet background jokes are always my favourite part of these podcasts tbh, he's so funny

    • @humbleschmumble
      @humbleschmumble 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mammamammmam

  • @MJ-zl3vo
    @MJ-zl3vo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3348

    Ted abruptly bringing up DnD felt like a dad bringing up his child's interests when their friends are over to seem in touch

  • @APersonTM
    @APersonTM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1645

    Ted: what’s their weight limit
    Michael: 15 kilograms
    Ted: can you tell me that in American
    Michael: A fully loaded M60 with 1000 rounds of ammunition

    • @fbiagent0696
      @fbiagent0696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Sounds about right

    • @NahtAvaelubl
      @NahtAvaelubl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@fbiagent0696 if he'd said 100 rounds he would've been spot on.

    • @Ben-kg5ez
      @Ben-kg5ez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@NahtAvaelubl he said m16. It can't hold an m60 with 1000, schlatt was right about that he just misheard Michael. It can hold an M16 with 1000 of it's (smaller) rounds

    • @Aaron-zu3xn
      @Aaron-zu3xn ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you only need a barrel and a firing mechanism that cycles it's NOT an m60 rifle look @ the fpsrussia quadcopter that thing has an ar15 rifle in it

    • @XxSolanumxX
      @XxSolanumxX ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ben-kg5ez 1000 Rounds of 5.56 weighs like 32 lbs by itself

  • @nubocheo3522
    @nubocheo3522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Ted literally every fucking episode: "audio listeners, love you to death"
    the whole 3 audio listeners: :D

    • @TheTrueXaver
      @TheTrueXaver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i be one of those pretty often

    • @nubocheo3522
      @nubocheo3522 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheTrueXaver nice

    • @oscarjrvelasquez8520
      @oscarjrvelasquez8520 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheTrueXaver same I listen to this padcost when I go to sleep

    • @YNEA.
      @YNEA. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oscarjrvelasquez8520 same

    • @gavintroman9676
      @gavintroman9676 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      we got all 3 of the audio listeners right here

  • @saltychickenrice6392
    @saltychickenrice6392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3040

    They couldve at sat him down at least next to charlie, instead of the two giants ted and schlatt.

    • @aces_pretty_face2927
      @aces_pretty_face2927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      It’s teds tactic to stroke his own giant murderous ego

    • @jhelp_the_fig
      @jhelp_the_fig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@aces_pretty_face2927 he's the milk man, not the milk boy

    • @joolian4763
      @joolian4763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Charlie is just as big as the others, he's just a little less likely to have been responsible for the '86 massacre

    • @grabe1556
      @grabe1556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They should have gave him a booster seat

    • @nebula541
      @nebula541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joolian4763 yeah, I don't see much of a size difference between shlatt & charlie, sitting next to each other

  • @jhelp_the_fig
    @jhelp_the_fig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3946

    God the beginning shot where teds a full head taller than our boy Michael is so fucking perfect

  • @MercurySpades
    @MercurySpades 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    This podcast has two options, everyone talking coherently over top of each other and one person asking a question before 48 seconds of awkward silence and I love it.

  • @O.Garcia37
    @O.Garcia37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    This podcast shows just how much Michael holds back on his humor, I’m an OTV fanboy, but their wholesome content definitely has Michael censor himself more, if nothing held him back, I think we could see Michael Reeves play more of a FilthyFrank/iDubbz character

    • @lordmeezus5609
      @lordmeezus5609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Definitely!

    • @basedmarlon
      @basedmarlon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I hate the fact that otv is so fucking pg. toast and Michael are the most entertaining but they’re ones who have to hold themselves back.

    • @grandmabiscuits
      @grandmabiscuits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GOD yes

    • @obrey__
      @obrey__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Watching Michael’s old video, you can see a little bit of papa franku influence. Michael grew into himself over the years. I don’t think society could continue to function if Michael revealed his full potential. OTV may be Earth’s only hope.

    • @Villiins
      @Villiins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you would like to see what he looks like without as much censorship I direct you towards his TH-cam channel lol

  • @ryoumiru593
    @ryoumiru593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2436

    Michael Reeves, a known gremlin with massive destructive potential, and Chuckle Sandwich, a group of terribly threatening and scary probably-criminals, what a horrific combo. This is the best thing.

    • @quincy5022
      @quincy5022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Not RickRoII 👇🤫i want to shoot myself after watching that

    • @nubsmcthiccc
      @nubsmcthiccc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ted being a known felon would intimidate Michael theoretically but Michael's will seems to be too strong

    • @lynx2789
      @lynx2789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Not RickRoII 👇🤫 "hi everyone" *crunch*
      Me: goodbye everyone *splat*

  • @stephaniebaker1975
    @stephaniebaker1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2933

    the slow mo guys with no ethics would be horrifying and entertaining

    • @bigmike9947
      @bigmike9947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Blowing up a cadaver at 120,000fps

    • @mazarine_44
      @mazarine_44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      school bus explosion in 100k fps

    • @mantis2091
      @mantis2091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      30. cal through a skull at 12,000 fps

    • @Disappointment1
      @Disappointment1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Mortal kombat shit

    • @deathkorpsguard
      @deathkorpsguard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Turning a child into chunky salsa with the backblast of an AT4 rocket launcher at 120,000fps

  • @sarasalas-sarmiento3834
    @sarasalas-sarmiento3834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Charlie’s snail bit was even funnier when he decided not to go through with it. I want this clipped

  • @myname-mz3lo
    @myname-mz3lo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1583

    micheal : "i wanted to make a baby killing drone"
    schlatt : "couldnt you do it abroad?"
    micheal : "obama already did it"
    im dead , that is so dark

    • @duck1sgood
      @duck1sgood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I dont know about America's political lore. Can anyone fill me in please?

    • @myname-mz3lo
      @myname-mz3lo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@duck1sgood obama started a drone strike programe in siria back in the day that killed alot of civilians

    • @duck1sgood
      @duck1sgood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@myname-mz3lo wait wtf is that real? Sounds more like a made up story

    • @ez336
      @ez336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@duck1sgood almost all countries use drone strikes. Target areas with terrorists or potential threat.

    • @Praephyr
      @Praephyr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@duck1sgood you're too innocent for this world ...

  • @theolerazzledazzle250
    @theolerazzledazzle250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3974

    Schlatt’s confidence in his ability to beat a wolf in a 1 on 1 situation is either from ignorance or experience. Both of those would make me fear for my life if I was in the same room with him.

    • @jakedoesmemes
      @jakedoesmemes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The Ole Razzle Dazzle

    • @yagottapaythetrolltoll3127
      @yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      What people don’t realize is that wolves are bigger than you’d think

    • @novikn5568
      @novikn5568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Schlatt didn't even know how big a Robodog is, so it's probably from ignorance

    • @urek3738
      @urek3738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      funniest part is that a wolfs bite would turn your bones from is in was lmao it would tear ASS

    • @aikslf
      @aikslf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 They didn't say you can't use a weapon. You have a chance with a long-range weapon but you'll likely get seriously injured either way. Without camoflauge and a gun, you'll definitely get hurt before killing the wolf

  • @aces_pretty_face2927
    @aces_pretty_face2927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1340

    Schlatt is now the odd man out. He’s the only one without glasses.

    • @17yearoldswnocar90
      @17yearoldswnocar90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      isn’t he always the only one without glasses in every non guest episode

    • @veez4425
      @veez4425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Always has been…

    • @liamwest472
      @liamwest472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      he is just genetically superior

    • @averageofficechair
      @averageofficechair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@liamwest472 He's left handed though

    • @Imbigburgerman
      @Imbigburgerman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@averageofficechair and? Im left handed, have terrible eye sight and have hearing problems while under 20.

  • @user-tz1or9bd8n
    @user-tz1or9bd8n ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Chapters:
    00:00:00 - Michael Reeves on the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast
    00:02:35 - Chatting About Robot Dogs and Gaslighting
    00:05:21 - Boston Dynamics Robots, Snail Epiphragm, and Fossilization
    00:07:45 - Robot Mishaps and Unrealistic Project Dreams
    00:10:16 - The Hypothetical Unethical Videos You Can Make Without Ethics
    00:13:17 - The Kitten Cannon and Mark Rober's Wild Ideas
    00:15:50 - Sharks Behind Olympians, Gator Horror Movies, and Boston Dynamics Dogs with Guns
    00:18:00 - Boston Dynamics Robots and the Possibility of an Uprising
    00:22:58 - Catholic CCD Classes
    00:25:26 - Dog and Landscape Windows XP Wallpapers
    00:28:06 - A Husky or a Wolf? And Could You Take on a Wolf?
    00:30:28 - Win a Tesla and Support a Great Cause, Plus Thoughts on Dogs and Cats, and a Discussion of Mercury Burials
    00:33:22 - The Dangers of Drinking Mercury
    00:36:00 - Twitter Personalities and Domesticated Animals
    00:38:24 - Catapults, Adopting Pets, and Gaming Ethics
    00:40:58 - Is it Racist to Wish for Defeating Racism?
    00:43:34 - Playing Smash and Improving Skills
    00:46:08 - Casual Gaming Chat and Introduction to Daisy and Namals
    00:48:24 - Gaming Chats and Tangents
    00:50:46 - Checking for Weapons and Bites in the Zombie Apocalypse
    00:53:24 - Playing with Zombies like Dogs in Tomorrow War
    00:55:48 - Falling from the Sky
    00:58:04 - Daredevil Stunts and Fun Facts about Survival Techniques
    01:00:25 - Rock Climbing and Cancer Myths
    01:03:15 - Desperate Measures to Cover up an Embarrassing Incident
    01:05:34 - Quitting sports for music, and the shredded backs of swimmers
    01:08:07 - Discussing High School Band Camp and Hilarious Images
    01:10:35 - High School Hackathons and Programming Inspiration
    01:12:47 - Dropping out of College and Starting a Tech Company
    01:15:16 - Cornering the coding market with fake ads
    01:17:39 - The Art of "Acting Like You Belong": Adventures in Urban Exploration
    01:20:04 - Sneaking into Buildings and the Tartar Sauce Movement
    01:22:36 - A Discussion on Bacon and Video Games with Michael Reeves

  • @asingletoothpick
    @asingletoothpick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Should we explain that at all?"
    Sooo, no"
    is probably my favorite interaction of all time and I feel like it perfectly encapsulates this entire podcast

  • @_s_9920
    @_s_9920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2409

    Michael spends the last 20 minutes revealing himself as an actual legit security threat

    • @evalig871
      @evalig871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Sigma tip #275: If you run fast enough the fbi cant catch you

    • @Supreme_Lobster
      @Supreme_Lobster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@evalig871 but u can only live in darkness

    • @gigilopez1090
      @gigilopez1090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@evalig871 p sure bullets go faster than legs my guy

    • @evalig871
      @evalig871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@gigilopez1090 not if you’re on that SIGMA MALE grindset /s

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@gigilopez1090 then just run faster than legs

  • @avaheywood2470
    @avaheywood2470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8925

    I love how Michael looks like a little kid compared to everyone else

  • @Joe-tr5uv
    @Joe-tr5uv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Charlie saying “they were here before us, they’ll be here long after we’re gone.” Referring to gators rattled my bones

    • @tiaraguy7705
      @tiaraguy7705 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The soda cans you drink will probably last longer than you

  • @tiddy671
    @tiddy671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Have you ever in your life followed an OSHA guideline?” Michael Reeves Dead Serious, “What’s that”

  • @bmepnt
    @bmepnt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4764

    I love how “Schlatt” is constantly trying (and failing) to make Michael uncomfortable throughout the podcast

    • @jazzywithzs
      @jazzywithzs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      I mean he is bringing up shit Micheal is interested in 😭👏

    • @jamzee_
      @jamzee_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      Just right from the beginning you can see Schlatt and Michael trying to process wtf Schlatt is doing. And just fully goes along with it.

    • @Shinransa
      @Shinransa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      That's because usually it is Michael that makes others uncomfortable, he's met a worthy opponent

    • @drunkensheep_
      @drunkensheep_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@Shinransa a stalemate

    • @connsescape3247
      @connsescape3247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@drunkensheep_ an immovable object meeting an unstoppable force

  • @ThiccInk
    @ThiccInk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5338

    Hearing the entire cast talk shit about the breed of dog that Michael’s girlfriend has and seeing him just sit quietly was so funny holy shit

    • @TPK_MAKG
      @TPK_MAKG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Weren't they talking shit about chihuahuas tho

    • @ThiccInk
      @ThiccInk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      @@TPK_MAKG nah they were saying small white dogs with long hair, they were totally talking about Shih Tzus

    • @manmen9600
      @manmen9600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Iirc Temmie is a Pomeranian?

    • @logan_page
      @logan_page 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      I was literally thinking “Schlatt is just describing Temie right now”

    • @ahuman2372
      @ahuman2372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Im pretty sure they were talking about whatever the fuck rat (bbh’s dog) is. temmie is a Pomeranian

  • @d0ubl3d
    @d0ubl3d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    michael reeves fits yalls energy so well for some reason i want more of him

  • @TheSleepyGoblin
    @TheSleepyGoblin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    The theory is that wolves realized that humans had food, so if they stayed close, they could take what was left, after the humans had moved. However the humans began to give food directly to the wolves, therefore, it was just beneficial staying with humans. The puppies of the wolves most likely was taken from the parents and then trained by the humans to follow commands with the reward of food. Another point about this theory, is the fact that dogs originated from wolves, yes, however there is many different types of wolves and some are more easily influenced than others (in the form of interactions with other species), due to their genetic quirks. Therefore, dogs could most likely been one of those genetically, easily influenced, wolf types. This is what I’ve read from books, so take this with a pinch of salt.

    • @archangel8444
      @archangel8444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Prob a bit of both. But where the fuck did this come from!?

    • @TheSleepyGoblin
      @TheSleepyGoblin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@archangel8444 31:34

    • @archangel8444
      @archangel8444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheSleepyGoblin yeah sorry I thought the podcast was a little shorter and I thought I was done. And 2 minutes later It got brought up😂

    • @reeseh7998
      @reeseh7998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite theory is that human and young wolves further bonded through play, because ‘fetch’ has been observed in wild wolves.The theory states that we with our bodies designed to throw stuff and wolves bonding through play helped us domesticate them :]!

    • @willb5278
      @willb5278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, that's certianly part of it. But, uh, you're missing the darker side of evolution here.
      You see, aggressiveness, sociability, all of these things have a spectrum they exist on, and some level of genetic predisposition towards or away from them. Sure some packs started following humans around for leftovers. But the more aggressive members of those packs that tried to take a bite out of the people? Those got killed. Leaving the less aggressive ones to pass on their genes (for whatever DNA influences that) and raise the young (so there was behavioral inheritance too, probably).
      A few generations of this and you have wolves docile enough to interact with people more closely. So they do, and again, a lot of wolves got too bitey and got killed. But the friendly ones that liked to play or made the humans happy, or helped them find animals to bring down? Those ones got fed more, because people that liked them (and had food to spare) fed them, and gave them a better chance of surviving winter, finding a mate, etc. That's how we got dogs. It wasn't just toning down the aggressiveness, but cranking the sociability waaaaaaay up as well, and both were long, deadly processes.

  • @AkeemKaleeb
    @AkeemKaleeb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Alright, who put Michael next to Ted? I've never actually realized how small Michael looks...so much chaotic energy in such a small body

    • @OnlySushiCat
      @OnlySushiCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You have to see him next to Brodin lol

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      To quote Micheal Reeves “All my height went to my dick”

    • @scruffles3838
      @scruffles3838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He looks shorter than usual in this, since every single person at the table is above 6ft, especially ted

    • @foishy.
      @foishy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean okay did you see the video he made about tazing his friends so they would be shorter than him? its bc he's really short

    • @littledicholas6131
      @littledicholas6131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who else would he sit next to? 6'4" Schlatt or 6' Charlie?

  • @imaynothaveabrain7570
    @imaynothaveabrain7570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    Speaking of how people used to worship cats in Egypt: An entire Egyptian army lost a war because their enemy’s strapped cats to their shields and the Egyptians refused to fight in fear of hurting the cats

  • @kryptico2240
    @kryptico2240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Angry little elf” absolutely sent me bruh why Ted so fuckin funny

  • @jazz1688
    @jazz1688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Fun fact: cats are the only domesticated animal that domesticated themselves, so that’s why they retain their pride- they were never beat into submission

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did they domesticate themselves?

    • @laineyw7257
      @laineyw7257 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@concept5631 They just kinda came up to humans and got fed and treated well so they stuck around.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laineyw7257 Sounds like what happens to dogs.

    • @jaycray97
      @jaycray97 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This sounds like something a cat person would say to justify why cats are better than dogs even tho their cats litter box smells like a dumpster behind an arbys.

    • @kovici7226
      @kovici7226 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@concept5631 nah man dogs were used for hunting and trained heavily, discipline and fear DEFINITELY played a role with them

  • @Shaphi95
    @Shaphi95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    "Would you make a CATapult?"
    "That's a little too on the nose"
    Yes, because subtlety is important when hurling people's pets into the sky

  • @Stonkzy
    @Stonkzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    This is just a ploy for Ted to break Charlie’s kneecaps using Michael’s inventions

    • @KOROEGG
      @KOROEGG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Again?

  • @rockorock999
    @rockorock999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Also I'd like to say 17:33, Micheal literally called it. Some company has made a sniper rifle variant of the dog bot

  • @ExperiMentalDon
    @ExperiMentalDon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    13:18
    Even better idea here. If you were to use traps at the end of the trajectory, you'd have to precisely calibrate it for each cat you launched, and that's far too much work. Cats land on their feet because they are able to control how they roll in the air. So what you do instead is strap a battery to them and send electricity through them throughout the entire trajectory so they can't move around in the air to turn themselves.

  • @deliciousgrapes5388
    @deliciousgrapes5388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Schlatt: Would you commit adultery?
    Michael: God no, that’s the greatest racism of them all.

    • @_toulouse
      @_toulouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ted: ʷʰᵃᵗ

  • @Crosroad
    @Crosroad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    “I’d game, but more racistly”-Charlie Slimecicle

  • @bigbubbabonney3041
    @bigbubbabonney3041 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I used to watch Michael’s videos a lot and I’ve never realized how small Michael is until I seen him sitting with everyone

  • @janus1936
    @janus1936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Slimecicle quickly bailing out of the snail convo is such a mood
    edit: since they're talking about kirby mains I have to say that I am banned from playing kirby because I will just suck them up and jump off the edge like a madman

  • @Enrat4
    @Enrat4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while eating unlimited bacon but playing no games

    • @donutholebandit6212
      @donutholebandit6212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Clearly, you have made the correct decision.

    • @Enrat4
      @Enrat4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean, theres no games either way so...

    • @donutholebandit6212
      @donutholebandit6212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Enrat4 ok but what if I asked you:
      Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games,
      Or games, unlimited games, but no games?

    • @Enrat4
      @Enrat4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unlimited bacon

    • @joshbruning7808
      @joshbruning7808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@donutholebandit6212 most certainly games but no games, the favorite puppiest option

  • @teddeeznuts
    @teddeeznuts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    something about miachel saying that the dog was "really big" because it went up to his waist while having to physically look up at ted made me laugh so hard

  • @jenkinsfamily2229
    @jenkinsfamily2229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Michael and Charlie talking about their experience in band is crazy to listen to, being in marching band myself. Hearing Charlie basically give a rundown of my band experience is weird.

  • @anelleafk
    @anelleafk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    this looks like three big uncles taking their nephew out for a drink

  • @cloud-rr3zy
    @cloud-rr3zy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    This is the perfect podcast to fold the dishes to.

    • @donutholebandit6212
      @donutholebandit6212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Fold those mfers so hard they shatter.

    • @lykeprice9239
      @lykeprice9239 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truly

    • @sophiahart3141
      @sophiahart3141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My brain didn't even process this was wrong for a second

    • @oscarpines7927
      @oscarpines7927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn I guess your head's in the-
      Heads in the cl-.
      Heads-

    • @bohenson4820
      @bohenson4820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Schlatt like this comment if u want a datey watey with sir James Charles. I have connections he is my 15th string cousin it's very complicated.

  • @scebsy6524
    @scebsy6524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1638

    Michael is actually the oldest person out of all 4 of them.

    • @angelinaa676
      @angelinaa676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That can’t be real /j

    • @mazarine_44
      @mazarine_44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      no.... no way...

    • @gandangamberify
      @gandangamberify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Schlatt is the youngest out of all of them lmao

    • @rafhaelgonzales3436
      @rafhaelgonzales3436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@mazarine_44 actually all of them are 23 except shlatt whos 22
      edit: just checked. michael is actually born in 1997 so hes technically older

    • @omarferdous1671
      @omarferdous1671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      schlatts younger than all of them? what the hell?

  • @paranormallettuce7227
    @paranormallettuce7227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the sheer amount of visual comedy in this podcast

  • @rd7178
    @rd7178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As a blind person im so glad that you describe the color of the shirt Micheal is wearing!

    • @TylerMarkRichardson
      @TylerMarkRichardson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then how did you type

    • @weeziebeeze092
      @weeziebeeze092 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TylerMarkRichardson wait a minute-

    • @jack_lazuli285
      @jack_lazuli285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TylerMarkRichardson voice to text you dingus

    • @mvlligrvbs
      @mvlligrvbs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TylerMarkRichardson speech to text:💨

    • @Smung
      @Smung 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@TylerMarkRichardsonblind ppl got accessibility options

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Nice that Ted would bring his son to the podcast.

  • @grabe1556
    @grabe1556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    So nice to see little Michael hanging out with the big kids

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Like a 7th grader hanging out with high schoolers

    • @Ifbdndkdjddndn
      @Ifbdndkdjddndn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Michael is the oldest out of them

    • @talos1649
      @talos1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ifbdndkdjddndn noooooooo thats so much worse

  • @nooneinparticular402
    @nooneinparticular402 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Micheal fits so unnaturally well into the podcast dynamic it scares me

  • @nathanrex8037
    @nathanrex8037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Michael looks like Ted's younger brother excited to hangout with his friends

  • @PainlessSiren
    @PainlessSiren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    this is the one guest I have been excited for for so fucking long since Schlatt mentioned they had Michael on the show

  • @oiranga2896
    @oiranga2896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2816

    I love how Michael managed to avoid the fact that his girlfriend *owns* two crusty eyed dogs, making him a co-owner to said dogs.
    Edit: Yes, I'm aware the breed is Pomeranian, they're still crusty dogs no matter how expensive they are.

    • @summer_snow4695
      @summer_snow4695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      No wonder he wants to launch dogs in a catapult lol 😂

    • @losourii
      @losourii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Nope, davinky and temmie are both Pomeranians but what they were talking about were those curly haired crusty ass dogs that rich kids have

    • @ludde12345678950
      @ludde12345678950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@losourii yea, the kind that his friend Sykkuno has LOL

    • @losourii
      @losourii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ludde12345678950 bimbus is bigger tho, not sure what breed he is

    • @tripled2096
      @tripled2096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Pomeranians aren't the same kind of dogs he was talking about. Yes, they can have health problems, but its nowhere near as bad as the weird curly dogs

  • @jonathank7880
    @jonathank7880 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:04 that laugh is already better than anything I’ve heard today
    Also, I’ve only watched the crankgameplays episode, the Ludwig episode, and this one, and they all talk about the zombie apocalypse. That’s awesome!!

  • @thefrub
    @thefrub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    11:55 I love the conflict on Michael's face here... he's on the verge of admitting he hates Lily's dog Temmie

  • @dedmanwalking.-.2037
    @dedmanwalking.-.2037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    It’s gonna be so hard returning to the old format cause god does the dynamic work even better when they are together in person. Also Michael as a guest was a 10/10 decision please bring him on again soon

    • @Namityname
      @Namityname 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Honestly I miss the amount of chaotic energy the old format radiated
      This feels more like secondhand embarrassment half the time

    • @dcr645
      @dcr645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Namityname
      i personally prefer it. its like the eric andre show where schlatt is eric, charlie is hannibal, and ted is desperately trying to stop both of them

    • @zanderwithaz
      @zanderwithaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd say bring on disguised toast cause I think he would be fun or bring on fitz

    • @dedmanwalking.-.2037
      @dedmanwalking.-.2037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zanderwithaz dude toast would be a great guest

  • @smokeyp.dungus
    @smokeyp.dungus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Michael loves participating in any kind of content besides his own

  • @shadowfox2084
    @shadowfox2084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ted: "15 kilograms. What's that in American?"
    Reeves: "A fully loaded M16 with 1,000 rounds"

  • @lospereye
    @lospereye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel like Ted emphasizes “death” in “audio listeners, love you to death” a bit more every episode.
    Glad I’m a video listener

  • @unoriginalblu
    @unoriginalblu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Slime, milk, beer piss, and monkey nuts.
    These four elements existed in balance with one another to form the perfect podcast.

    • @superspicy8740
      @superspicy8740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But everything changed when beer piss nation attacked

    • @treeposts4614
      @treeposts4614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@superspicy8740 Only the Avatar, master of all elements, could quell the beer piss and bring balance to the podcast.

    • @DiDiDinky
      @DiDiDinky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The milk _came_ from the monkey nuts

    • @wesleysmith8950
      @wesleysmith8950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DiDiDinky we all did...

    • @tajkoreddeninthearctic194
      @tajkoreddeninthearctic194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@treeposts4614 but everything changed when the “big man” nation attacked

  • @TheTheawesomeguy35
    @TheTheawesomeguy35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    43:43
    Literally one of the best bits of all time on the show, if I didn't know any better I would think it was scripted 😂😂

    • @BuzzGoober2329
      @BuzzGoober2329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know it was soo fucking funny for no reason, it was so stupid yet so funny

  • @oppositesattract396
    @oppositesattract396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The funniest thing was reeves making the sea of thieves but joke and then after, Ted just got left in the water not realizing what happened😂

  • @zapcat6029
    @zapcat6029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love how nearly the entire episode schlatt and michael just constantly act like two kids at the back of class repeatedly doing an in-joke with the finger thing

  • @theftaguy822
    @theftaguy822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1329

    It’s weird to think that Michael is the shortest and smallest guy in this podcast but also the oldest

    • @archangel8444
      @archangel8444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Its odd seeming home next to taller humans. Makes you forget that even with his small stature he could end the government. As he is a national security threat.

    • @MochaFur1
      @MochaFur1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he sounds 15

    • @teriyakii1235
      @teriyakii1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Jesus christ, Schlatt doesn't look 22 at all, I was quite shocked that Michael is the oldest in the table.

    • @radioactivepower600nanaspersec
      @radioactivepower600nanaspersec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@teriyakii1235
      Wait, how old is Michael?

    • @fatravioli4901
      @fatravioli4901 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      same with freddy

  • @imaynothaveabrain7570
    @imaynothaveabrain7570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The sheer force of shlatt and Michael in the same room could cause a singularity

  • @captain-cool2275
    @captain-cool2275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    using math, i would choose "games + unlimited games + no more games" and since unlimited means infinity and no more games equals -infinity they would cancel eachother out, and i would get some games.

  • @aikslf
    @aikslf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First episode of Chuckle Sandwich I've watched/listened to and I really enjoyed it

  • @blubberman6266
    @blubberman6266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while playing with my pet zombies to

  • @lunasthemoth7774
    @lunasthemoth7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    “Hey Vsauce, Micheal here…what is the true meaning of fear?” *distant hellish screams*

  • @seanrichards4048
    @seanrichards4048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I zoned out for a bit at 10:00 and halfway through taking a sip of water I just hear the words "dog-catapult" and I almost chocked

  • @beccawyattarnold982
    @beccawyattarnold982 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the crossover we needed Michael Reeves my favorite TH-camr and slime sickle my second favorite both absolute comedic geniuses and goofy goobers

  • @fiveminuterice
    @fiveminuterice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    This is what I learned in my anthropology class in college on the topic of dog and cat domestication. Dogs are the first animals humans have domesticated, I think the reason was for hunting? (Also for eating but that puts off a lot of people lol). Cats more or less domesticated themselves, basically after humans created settlements and farms there was more vermin in those areas, so cats hung around. humans noticed the cats, they kinda just existed by each other for a while and the rest is history.

  • @xixcl
    @xixcl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Now this a great podcast to listen to while walking my fish.

    • @avaheywood2470
      @avaheywood2470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hol up

    • @JackChop
      @JackChop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a video of a guy like actually walking his fish in flood waters

  • @Zartz14
    @Zartz14 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the perfect episode !!! I really enjoyed watching it

  • @Mroghs
    @Mroghs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    MrSark and APL Respawn Inbox question at the end! Nice one jschlatt that show was amazing :D

  • @matsu7086
    @matsu7086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    59:57 is markiplier also forcing Michael to go rock climbing like he did with Matt and Ryan. This man must be stopped.

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was posted like 40 minutes ago do you watch in x2 speed or something lol

    • @Camdoon
      @Camdoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no he goes rock climbing with his girlfriend lilypichu

    • @serendipitygate9223
      @serendipitygate9223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In their case it's Brodin

  • @augustussehy2800
    @augustussehy2800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I went to a baptist church for like 3 years when I was really young, we basically only went for free coffee/hot cocoa and donuts, but the church was pretty decent and kinda felt more like a daycare

    • @augustussehy2800
      @augustussehy2800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      but with more jesus

    • @pixel_wisp3869
      @pixel_wisp3869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@augustussehy2800 day care… but with added Jesus

    • @augustussehy2800
      @augustussehy2800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pixel_wisp3869 yeah we just played games and shit for like 3 hours and then had 1 hour of the pastor talking about how Jesus loves us or whatever

    • @Temi222
      @Temi222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@pixel_wisp3869 Daycare: Jesus DLC

  • @kilroyjenkins1636
    @kilroyjenkins1636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After watching the 1st episode of OTV's recent podcast, the DM convo mentioned in the beginning makes a lot more sense. lol

  • @joshualanzotti9233
    @joshualanzotti9233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    27:15 schlatt pulled that "friend" off perfectly

  • @joshbruning7808
    @joshbruning7808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    i love seeing 5'2 Michael next to 6'4 ted, nothin like father son bonding on the chuckle sandwich podcast

  • @mediocre3394
    @mediocre3394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    This looks like big bro ted’s mom made him bring his little brother to hang out with his friends and michael has no idea what’s going on but he feels cool because he’s hanging out with the big kids

    • @mediocre3394
      @mediocre3394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      After seeing michael show that ninja picture I can confidently say that this is exactly what that feels like

    • @caseybug1110
      @caseybug1110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what's weird is that michael's the oldest

  • @SpiffingTurk
    @SpiffingTurk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is not only, *not the only thing* that *I wanted* but everything *I need it*

  • @walter7005
    @walter7005 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This my first time listening to a podcast and it is just so fun. Its just like the bois chilling and talking anything
    Glad I found chuckle sandwich

  • @garthbrooks6999
    @garthbrooks6999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    My favorite part about the NYPD robot dog hullabaloo on Twitter was reading thorough instructions on how to properly disable one by yoinking its battery within five minutes of seeing the topic trending; the diagram even instructed how to avoid the bot’s joints because pinching your finger in one would probably sever it.

  • @RedPandaStan
    @RedPandaStan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    34:00 the pharaoh they're talking about is actually a chinese emperor.

  • @stat7644
    @stat7644 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    michael trying to figure out if they are talking shit about lily's dog is great

  • @friendsebastian
    @friendsebastian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Heading back to school today- cant wait to listen to this

  • @uraveragehypochondriac64
    @uraveragehypochondriac64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    I feel like either micheal's really small or everyone on the chuckle sandwich podcast is extremely tall...or both.

  • @WGoodall
    @WGoodall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    As soon as Michael started talking about a game concerning tossing ethics out the window I knew this video was gonna get BOLD and BRASH

  • @krigal22
    @krigal22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love how Charlie’s shirt just says “Tennis” like 8 times

  • @jeremycastro8223
    @jeremycastro8223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seeing Michael and Schlatt interact feels like 2 world colliding. It gives me Jimmy Timmy Power Hour vibes.

  • @patrickknutsson3596
    @patrickknutsson3596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Michael looks like a child next to the mountain, Ted

  • @judahcooper3476
    @judahcooper3476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Ted thats exactly how I found out about water being hard as concrete from a certain point. I loved Percy Jackson

  • @Legosimp
    @Legosimp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man watching theses are always so entertaining and interesting

  • @sansrriorar3967
    @sansrriorar3967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    charlie saying "sorry man, it's a bummer" at like 10 minutes in sounded like "sorry man, it's obama" and that just broke me

  • @unharmeddrudge3668
    @unharmeddrudge3668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    1:21:54 Charlie pulling Schlatt in and whispering into his ear is really something

  • @calmestgames1352
    @calmestgames1352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I want michael to build a catapult that *could* catapult a dog, where he just throws sand bags while hinting about using it on dogs the entire video. I want his audience to be truly concerned about what he will use it for off camera.

  • @bptoe
    @bptoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like hearing them talking about boston dynamics because i drive past it on my commute to school every day

  • @jasleen5573
    @jasleen5573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how adhd Ted is cuz I relate to him too much XD like I didn't even notice it was a off topic. It just seemed like a natural transition XD

  • @cd6229
    @cd6229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    If ethics weren’t an issue I’d have an entire youtube channel just seeing how many balloons it took to make living things float. 1000 degree knife videos would look much different.

    • @kalidos7681
      @kalidos7681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      DROPPING A BOWLING BALL ON A DOG FROM 100 FEET! (GONE WRONG)

    • @TylerMarkRichardson
      @TylerMarkRichardson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kalidos7681 the next video is a mystery meet mukbang

    • @kalidos7681
      @kalidos7681 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TylerMarkRichardson Genius

    • @kovici7226
      @kovici7226 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kalidos7681 THIS THREAD LMFAOO

    • @bluestarthestar
      @bluestarthestar ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m a year late, but a Brazilian priest did that

  • @zekeththegeeketh8094
    @zekeththegeeketh8094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love how Ted is the one trying to ask questions and talk to the guests while Charlie and Schlatt are just sitting talking about snails

  • @DannyTanimoto
    @DannyTanimoto ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Around 45:21 Ted mentions Tucker and that’s so crazy to look back at lmao