Michael Reeves dailying a shitbox Ranger and pretending to be a municipal worker to avoid garbage fees has made me respect him even more than I already did.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah you didnt understand the assignment! dw i do get the joke, but I tried to be funny now tell me I failed like my parents and my teachers do
Michael knowing literally nothing about cars and somehow managing to fix his car with zero outside help is basically the most Michael Reeves thing I can imagine.
Michael getting lost, getting stuck in a dust storm, finding his truck, and then immediately talking about what he's gonna make for dinner is proof that he genuinely has no fear
Tragic and beautiful. A Killer combo. Akin to low rpms in deep sand catalyzing an epiphany that time alone in nature on a bike is almost assuredly better than convention in the city. I say this as a city guy.
Can we take time to appreciate that Michael made this video after 2 months just so he could use the motorcycle as a tax write off. Most Michael thing ever
@@spongeboobstar5488 you see, because of reasons, if you buy something for work you can write it off and dont really have to pay taxes on it (I have no knowledge of tax law)
Essentially how it works is, if he paid $10k for the bike ( no idea the price, just for the example ) he can now write off $10k at the end of the year, meaning whatever he owes in taxes, he can deduct $10k (price of the bike) from it because it was used for work (in this video) lmao genius
It's crazy how he decided to go to the desert the day the worst dust storm of the year happened. I was monitoring that thing on weather cameras on Oct 6, 2022.
A big comment with over 1000 likes seems to have disappeared here so I'll repeat what they were saying. Going out into the desert with no experience in the activity you are doing is actually seriously dangerous and possibly life-threatening. Michael, I love you man, but you should have at least gotten a friend who's more experienced in biking to go with you because this video gives a lot of viewers the wrong idea of what this experience is really like. I've biked for 10 years and I wouldn't go out into the middle of the desert alone.
@@jameson5508 as a Brit who has never set foot in a desert nor ridden a motorcycle in my life I strongly disagree and believe that it’s simply a skill issue
Having dropped out of engineering school implies in having gotten into engineering school, and getting into engineering school requires enough skill and ability that fixing common car issue shouldn't be a too difficult.
Car person: See the tachyonic inverter? Well, it's pulse-feedback looping into the warp manifold, causing the plasma compressor to mix with the polaron chambers. We'll need to run a NASA simulation with DoD triple encryption, followed by a polaron and dark matter sweep. Michael: Have you tried taking the hose off and putting it back on again?
This was way closer to a near death experience than I think most people realize. You can get lost and turned around in the desert so quickly and end up miles away from anything.
@@Leange5 yeah but when youre in the middle of nowhere with no service and youre not in a general location to pinpoint your starting point so you can travel back to where you were having a gps doesnt really matter. if he could use it basically half the video wouldnt exist and that half is the part that is the near death experience
Just like when he tricked a multi-billion dollar company in his laser baby video, he used lies and deceit to trick us into thinking this video was boring
Fun Fact. For those who are not car savvy, the reason why the coolant said to not add water is because they sell two versions of Coolant one is pre-mixed and the other is concentrated ethylene glycol. premixed coolants already have a 50/50 ratio so you do not add water. In the concentrated ethylene glycol, you need to add water since the water does the cooling while the glycol is a additive to increase the boiling temperature and decrease the freezing temperature.
@@speirk I was gonna say, it's practically impossible for me to find it around my area. Thing has been completely removed off the shelves unless I'm purchasing it online
yep and wasnt he supposed to put the coolant in the radiator by opening the cap and put some in the reservoir too instead of putting the coolant only in the reservoir??? i mean he didnt need to stop again and again because it got dry cuz the coolant he put in probably has cycled in the cooling system thus needing to be filled up again? please correct me if im wrong i wanna learn
Dude genuinely just made the most stressful video ever. I love the feeling of almost having a heart attack. Please make lots more content, your way of editing is amazing!
Its actually fun when you get lost with a bike its like doing mental gymnastics trying to get back to base and when you finally grt back you feel smart as fuck.
@@-noodles idk about that he was stalling a lot. Although he did not bad in the sand. Bc sand is hard for experienced an inexperienced drivers if they never rode in the sand. But once you know how to drive in it it isn't all that hard. I'd rather drive in sand than in a rocky place with lots of big rocks bc it's harder to controll the bike.
@@xskysmith4619 i mean, he was also juggling filming at the same time in a couple of the stalls lol. later in the vid he was riding a good bit better (except for, you know, almost pinning himself before a dust strom) he took some pretty big drops well, i'm sure he's done a bit of offroad riding already.
I cannot imagine the terror the residents of LA must experience walking down an alley to toss some garbage and seeing Micheal in a high-vis jacket throwing eighteen bags of trash into their apartment building dumpster at four AM
This in-depth review of TwitchCon was an absolutely enlightening experience. Your intense investigation into every last detail and feature of the convention made me feel like I was actually there to the point where I feel like I will never, ever need to go to TwitchCon to live the majesty of it. I will return to this video every year and live vicariously through your intensive review. Thank you for your service to the internet.
The fact that Michael’s innovative humour and death evading manoeuvres have persistently kept him afloat all these years is TRULY a testament to his _family-friendly personality_ and _lifelong purpose to promote the legal use of crack_ ;)
Thank you to the editors who recovered the gopro and the AI who made synthesis of mIchaels voice, and faked the rest of the video. We'll miss you Michael, RIP
My sister announced she was pregnant about a day or 2 after this upload (she told me the same day she took the test lmao) and she has given birth about a little over a month ago. So yes a baby has been fully developed and birthed within the time frame between when the video was uploaded and now. Fricken nuts to think about.
Micheal being lost in the desert reminded me of being a kid hanging out under bridges, construction sites, getting death threats, and being stalked by a total psychopath
as a rider im honestly impressed by michaels top tear navigation and riding skills (impressive he was able to stay calm and upright in the middle of a dust storm and found his way again)
Uh, uh, uh, uh Uh, uh Day and night what, what I toss and turn, I keep stressing my mind, mind what, what I look for peace but see I don't attain what, what
@@rhileyisnear Now look at this Madness, the magnet keeps attracting me, me I try to run, but see, I'm not that fast I think I'm first but surely finish last, last
@@kudos5393 Cause day n night, the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night, he's all alone through the day n nite, the lonely loner seems to free his mind at night, at at at night
@@rhileyisnear Day and night The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night He's all alone, some things will never change never change The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night at, at, at night
He made some mistakes, but overall, he definitely did well. Just not panicking goes a long way. That being said, he probably should have at least brought a small compass. Even if you lose a trail, if you know what direction it leads, a compass can get you there. Good on him bringing a map, at least, though.
I don't know what's more terrifying, that Mikey has a driver's license, or that even when someone tried to nerf him with a coolant leak and a dust storm he manages to be a menace to society
The notion of being in the middle of dust storm in the desert and every time you find the trail it turns into rocks and so you have to find the trail again and again until you reach the road is absolutely horrifying to me, i wouldve crumbled into a sobbing mess. Michael you are something else my guy, incredibly impressive.
been there before and you would not believe how many times you will swear you'll never do it again before you do it again it's like an abusive relationship, you swear you'll break it off only to come crawling back with "I miss u babe"
I was getting anxious just watching it could not imagine how stressful that would be. Like the absolute demoralization as every hope and attempt ends in another pile of rocks 💀
I'm really glad your brain was able to remember the event as a dream Michael. I'm sincerely sorry for circling your tent not once, but twice. I was unaware that I'd woken you. I appreciate you staying calm and only threatening me the second time (you seemed genuinely frightened the first time). Either way, I'm super glad you had a great trip! Camp in more secluded areas, I like the challenge of finding you! :)
idk why but the first half of your comment was like "ok yeah, trying to sound like a creep but not really" and then that last sentence gave me chills for some reason lol
@HamsterFactz I unfortunately wasn’t able to find him this time, was he near the couple trees or the rocks? I looked everywhere and couldn’t find him so I eventually gave up.
Where I live, as an extracurricular you go on a 40km hike in the desert. There was a really strong wind and our map got taken out of our hands, and we forgot to make copies. We just walked in some direction till we found people, and asked them for directions to the end. Scary as hell.
also dont recommend riding a motorcycle. Too high of a risk for severe / disabling injuries. It's up there with smoking and trampolines on stuff to avoid according to some doctors (probably seen too many ppl die or become paralyzed). It's cool and fun but not worth it imo.
Micheal has taken a turn for the best. Instead of making a grilled chicken sandwich that flings itself into your mouth, he gets lost in a random desert. Truly the most wholesome moment of all time.
Stalling and dropping your bike a dozen times and still feeling confident enough to ever take both hands off the bars in a dust storm is certainly a choice of all time
I have grown a full beard, lost my job, losty phone, lost my car, went homeless, panhandled, got a new job, got a new phone, got a girlfriend, and had a kid since Michael last uploaded, I was literally starving at one point and still wasn't as starved as I am for a Michael Reeves upload. Jkjk all jokes, but for real tho, please upload Michael
I legit got worried for a minute because I forgot that I have seen him many times since twitchcon and he obviously uploaded this video. I am not a smart person.
This whole video felt like a first chapter to disaster videos where they explains all the theories of how people disappeared with terrible inconsistencies in the clues gathered. Nice to have the footage from this side for once lol
Can you imagine, someone is hiking in the desert and they see Michael falling off his bike and screaming "YEA BOIII" below them in the valley. His voice echoes everywhere
Michael is so incredibly intelligent that he lacks enough emotion to pilot a motorcycle, something he is very inexperienced with, through a dust storm in the middle of a desert after getting lost. He then did the most depressing thing I have ever seen, which is ride back to civilization after a traumatizing experience and talk about dinner, makes the dinner, and goes to bed. Bless you, Michael.
There is something that's felt by people who have close brushes with life-threatening situations, and that's a love and appreciation of routine and creature comforts of civilization. The relative safety of a campfire and hot food is an experience one quickly snuggles into as soon as possible.
I just imagine Michael telling Lily about this ordeal and her just beating the absolute shit out of him for putting himself in that situation and almost dying 😂
I thought Michael did dangerous things in his engineering projects, but getting lost alone in the desert during a dust storm, with limited motorcycle experience or area knowledge takes the cake. I look forward to your next death defying video good sir!
The "hey dude, listen up. Don't die in the dessert" Signs were major foreshadowing to this story.
Laughed at that too
@cerint .
🍧🍧🍧🍰🍰🍰 dessert
when i was in the national park i saw that sign around 5 times
Don’t end up like that German family
Michael Reeves dailying a shitbox Ranger and pretending to be a municipal worker to avoid garbage fees has made me respect him even more than I already did.
Tbf, shitbox rangers are reliable as hell and easy to fix, I mean he barely tried and it stopped leaking.
As soon as he started about the truck i was reminiscing about my Ranger from my last job. Good two years in that pos
He's just like me FR FR
A man of the people
😮😮😢
Michael's genius on full display. He took a camera into a dust storm because he knows the cameraman never dies.
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The paranormal activity franchise is looking at you kinda funny right now
Exactly
ah yes, more of the backrooms concepts i needed. wai-
The Blair Witch Project is giving you the side eye
I enlisted, graduated hs, finished boot camp, got surgery and recovered, and bought a new car since Micheal posted this
bro i got a whole ass girlfriend then LOST that same gf and micheal still hasn’t uploaded (obviously i could never get a gf, i watch michael reeves)
@@KZGames9967I got and lost two girlfriends since he posted this video damn😭😭😭
Hell yeah brother!
Hey congratulations man thats huge. Very good job on completing car buying
bro is dead 💀
"Not everything has to be a fucking life lesson" is a great life lesson
The irony
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah you didnt understand the assignment!
dw i do get the joke, but I tried to be funny now tell me I failed like my parents and my teachers do
@@zackfoster3208 self deprecation funy
responsibility's cool but there's more things in life
NOTeVERTgubginG IS A FHSLIDW E}} LESGONSDBN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EVERYTHISGNDJKBNG LEARINGIN BRAIN HURT SHIIIIETEETET
Michael knowing literally nothing about cars and somehow managing to fix his car with zero outside help is basically the most Michael Reeves thing I can imagine.
bruh I doubt he knows nothing about cars
Lucky he didn't get blasted with boiling coolant.
You realize half the stuff he says is for content.
Even if he didn't know anything dude works in robotics. I'd imagine he's smart enough to see "hmm liquid from tube not good fix tube"
yeah putting coolant into the overflow instead of the radiator, I'm surprised that truck didn't overheat
I've never been so worried a mc would somehow manage to die despite the fact that they were narrating a story that already happened
th-cam.com/video/-3DyBTUfPsc/w-d-xo.html Finally it’s Here🤠
@@Chrismorgan6 👴
Words can’t express how much I agree
I did a thing.
@@Chrismorgan6 that was so fucking bad lol
Michael when you posted this video I had no kid, now I have a kid.
Samsies king
I was just thinking that when I saw how long it’s been. There’s whole new people between uploads
@@Case2_0I’ve been watching since 2019😭 I think he forgot about us
@@Case2_0A new person is born every day.
Congratulations!! I'm starting to think you'll have a whole ass adult by the time Michael next uploads lol
Michael was possibly on the verge of becoming a trail marker, yet somehow, managed to still keep the humour up
I think that's mostly editing-michael, In-the-moment-Michael probably was pretty stressed.
@@MrSimpsondennis deception
@@MrSimpsondennis based from his response when he found the road, correct.
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Humor is a common response to stress. The two aren't mutually exclusive!
I love how Michael did everything you're supposed to not do when a dust storm hits and was still completely fine.
May i ask what you're supposed to do? im curious
@@laughingmarx8294 wait it out probably
@@laughingmarx8294 probably do what the clear instructions in the emergency message said
@@Silva-avliS now that sounds boring. but also probably yah
Sand storm is just storm with sand
Michael getting lost, getting stuck in a dust storm, finding his truck, and then immediately talking about what he's gonna make for dinner is proof that he genuinely has no fear
He did have a nightmare, so he has SOME fears
The real world can't be scarier than his own imagination
Micheal reeves 2024
A human with an average lifespan will only be able to witness michael reeves upload a video 75 times.
Tragic and beautiful. A Killer combo. Akin to low rpms in deep sand catalyzing an epiphany that time alone in nature on a bike is almost assuredly better than convention in the city. I say this as a city guy.
Can we take time to appreciate that Michael made this video after 2 months just so he could use the motorcycle as a tax write off. Most Michael thing ever
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
ohmygod
How does that work
@@spongeboobstar5488 you see, because of reasons, if you buy something for work you can write it off and dont really have to pay taxes on it (I have no knowledge of tax law)
Essentially how it works is, if he paid $10k for the bike ( no idea the price, just for the example ) he can now write off $10k at the end of the year, meaning whatever he owes in taxes, he can deduct $10k (price of the bike) from it because it was used for work (in this video) lmao genius
I'm pretty sure Michael would be the most entertaining car channel of all time.
he actually would be
Can we get a review of Michael's truck? 😂
That's because Michael would be the most entertaining anything channel of all time.
id be interesting to say the least
Agreed
It's crazy how he decided to go to the desert the day the worst dust storm of the year happened. I was monitoring that thing on weather cameras on Oct 6, 2022.
Did you see michael there
I agree with you
Pov: You just watched his short about termites and are checking if he uploaded any new videos... spoiler, he hasn't 😂
Literally me 😅
Bruh xD
I did that. And your mom
I did that. And your mom
Seriously there's big girls just try harder. Bless their fatty congealed hearts😢
Every part of this story feels like it’s from a cautionary tale about what not to do in the desert
You mean you AREN'T supposed to get trapped under your bike on an unknown trail during a dust storm?
@@NihongoWakannai you’re right that’s the only correct thing to do
A big comment with over 1000 likes seems to have disappeared here so I'll repeat what they were saying. Going out into the desert with no experience in the activity you are doing is actually seriously dangerous and possibly life-threatening. Michael, I love you man, but you should have at least gotten a friend who's more experienced in biking to go with you because this video gives a lot of viewers the wrong idea of what this experience is really like. I've biked for 10 years and I wouldn't go out into the middle of the desert alone.
@@jameson5508 as a Brit who has never set foot in a desert nor ridden a motorcycle in my life I strongly disagree and believe that it’s simply a skill issue
@@lord_duckian9521 As a clueless American I really respect you liking your own comment in the first second you posted it
Youve convinced me. Im getting a motorbike as well
I did the first reply
Would be a cool video, you and Michael are alike in humour. Love your stuff
Thing a did I?
add blades to the motorbike, how else are you going to cut your lawn?
TO THE OUTBACK WITH YE
Edit: dont fuckinig die though.
Out of all the deadly shit Michael has made over his years on TH-cam, this is by far the most stressful video on his channel
Agreed.
Agreed. And I'm a financial planner who's portfolio got beat by a fish.
Having dropped out of engineering school implies in having gotten into engineering school, and getting into engineering school requires enough skill and ability that fixing common car issue shouldn't be a too difficult.
@@firestar1056 that's obviously not what they're talking about. Plenty of people get stranded in the desert. Especially during dust storms.
@@enb3810 pretty sure he was making a joke
MICHAEL MAKE A VIDEO WE ARE STARVING OUT HERE
Michael's ability to not only survive but thrive in the craziest situations never fails to amaze me
Real life factorio engineer
He is the peak of survival of the fittest
Car person: See the tachyonic inverter? Well, it's pulse-feedback looping into the warp manifold, causing the plasma compressor to mix with the polaron chambers. We'll need to run a NASA simulation with DoD triple encryption, followed by a polaron and dark matter sweep.
Michael: Have you tried taking the hose off and putting it back on again?
The short man is quite resilient
fr, like bro was stranded in the middle of a desert, lost in a dust storm and was like "oh well"
I would watch you reading a shampoo bottle. Top tier content❤
you are a sexy dude
I would watch him build a robot that reads a shampoo bottle
Omg it's the other funny man.
(Beijing corn x Reeves collab?)
Here's me hoping for a future collaboration between these two
“may include sodium laureth sulfate, ammonium laureth sulfate, sodium lauryl sulfate, and ammonium lauryl sulfate. Do not use if pregnant”
It had everything:
-> the spirit of adventure
-> an element of surprise
-> pissing cams
-> a climax
-> and a nice fadeout
Nice 🐢
don't forget minecraft parkour and subway surfers
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Legend😊😊
And don't forget the best part, S A N D
Michael is a guy that I randomly think about and search him up and get severely disappointed cause he never drops
This was way closer to a near death experience than I think most people realize. You can get lost and turned around in the desert so quickly and end up miles away from anything.
He had at least one GPS so it wasn't that close to a near death experience.
Especially in a dust storm and alone. He was lucky to be close enough to see the power lines but this vid still gave me anxiety.
@@Leange5 yeah but when youre in the middle of nowhere with no service and youre not in a general location to pinpoint your starting point so you can travel back to where you were having a gps doesnt really matter. if he could use it basically half the video wouldnt exist and that half is the part that is the near death experience
@@kr1t704 you know gps doesn't need cell service to work right?
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michael’s ability to hide how terrifying a situation is pretty incredible
michael*
i think he just has it under control or doesnt care at all
@@carmengamingDistorterno, michael's is correct
@@carmengamingDistorter it should be "is, is"
I literally just watched a video about ppl being lead to their death on death valley and tbh I was nervous af for him.
This video felt like the most stressful way of placing impulse purchases into a TH-cam video to write them off as business expenses. I’m here for it.
I mean it is tax season!
made sure it was over 10 minutes too
didn't watch this for a year because i foolish believed michael when he called it a boring video
Just like when he tricked a multi-billion dollar company in his laser baby video, he used lies and deceit to trick us into thinking this video was boring
welp just watched it, I fell for it, too
Fun Fact. For those who are not car savvy, the reason why the coolant said to not add water is because they sell two versions of Coolant one is pre-mixed and the other is concentrated ethylene glycol. premixed coolants already have a 50/50 ratio so you do not add water. In the concentrated ethylene glycol, you need to add water since the water does the cooling while the glycol is a additive to increase the boiling temperature and decrease the freezing temperature.
Did they not replace ethylene glycol with propylene glycol as ethylene glycol is both toxic and attractive to dogs?
@@speirk I was gonna say, it's practically impossible for me to find it around my area. Thing has been completely removed off the shelves unless I'm purchasing it online
Well thats a coincidence i just got into my solutions chemistry unit and i just learned that yesterday
yep and wasnt he supposed to put the coolant in the radiator by opening the cap and put some in the reservoir too instead of putting the coolant only in the reservoir??? i mean he didnt need to stop again and again because it got dry cuz the coolant he put in probably has cycled in the cooling system thus needing to be filled up again? please correct me if im wrong i wanna learn
@@speirk so... you're saying I should stop using it as a zero-cal artificial sweetener in my iced tea every morning?
I wonder how was the reaction of Lily when:
1- Michael explained his idea
2- Saw the videos and listen the stories from his journey
Panic attack
Who's Lily?
@@thomasphillips885 his girlfriend, her channel is lilypichu
@@thomasphillips885 LilyPichu
@@thomasphillips885 Michael’s favorite test subject romantically and forcibly
Dude genuinely just made the most stressful video ever. I love the feeling of almost having a heart attack. Please make lots more content, your way of editing is amazing!
_Ever_
He only makes stressful videos
watch Man In Cave
I just remembered this duded existed. Checked to see if he uploaded a new video. He indeed hasn't 😂
same
Him repeatedly getting lost alone in the desert with the dust storm and night coming is the scariest horror movie I've seen
I agree... Terrifying for the wild life.
@Lady Tsunade is this a trap?
I wonder how many hours Lily spent argueing with Michael about driving to a desert and then to twitch con by HIMSELF.
She probably inspired the idea. She's a content genius.
Who's Lily?
@@sinuslebastian6366 lilypichu, his girlfriend
Where is she? I thought she would have come with like with the robo dog trip
@@noodlebug8430 to ride dirt bikes? doesn't seem like her thing to me.
How Michael stayed so level headed in situations like these never fails to amaze me
Dude he knows panicking wont help so he chill.
Honestly he looked pretty freaked out the second trail he fucks up
Its actually fun when you get lost with a bike its like doing mental gymnastics trying to get back to base and when you finally grt back you feel smart as fuck.
He doesn't fear death. Death fears Michael.
Didn't you hear his shout when he finally reached the road? Dude was 100% panicking and then felt relief.
It has been so long i thought this was a new video when youtube recommended it.
Micheals entertaining ability is honestly mind blowing, I could watch this man do anything
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He reminds me of my uncle who will do anything just because he can
Seriously dude
i wouldn't even care if michael stopped creating robots, because the way he edits can turn any story worth watching
This makes it sound like this story wasn’t already worth watching, man almost fucking died in the desert in a dust storm
Also his propensity to almost die or severely injure himself.
Like twice in this video
I would have to agree and disagree;
I like to watch him program silly things.
I love the fact that Michael decided as a new rider to do one of the hardest things you can possibly do on a motorcycle ride though sand.
He definitely wasn’t a beginner rider. Not saying he was super experienced but he definitely has rode a decent bit already.
@@-noodles idk about that he was stalling a lot. Although he did not bad in the sand. Bc sand is hard for experienced an inexperienced drivers if they never rode in the sand. But once you know how to drive in it it isn't all that hard. I'd rather drive in sand than in a rocky place with lots of big rocks bc it's harder to controll the bike.
th-cam.com/video/-3DyBTUfPsc/w-d-xo.html Finally it’s Here🤠
Im from florida sand is the first thing i rode on its not that hard if u aren’t a bitch boy
@@xskysmith4619 i mean, he was also juggling filming at the same time in a couple of the stalls lol. later in the vid he was riding a good bit better (except for, you know, almost pinning himself before a dust strom)
he took some pretty big drops well, i'm sure he's done a bit of offroad riding already.
Father please it has been a year. Give me more sustenance
Props to Micheal for taking one for the team and showing us what outside looks like
It's obviously horrific and we should all continue to self-isolate.
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Wow, it's way worse than I remember. Never going out there again.
Touch gravel
i love the single video tag, "sand"
I cannot imagine the terror the residents of LA must experience walking down an alley to toss some garbage and seeing Micheal in a high-vis jacket throwing eighteen bags of trash into their apartment building dumpster at four AM
Theory- Michal’s new video was supposed to be about his Barbie bike, but since it got stolen he had to scrap it, but that’s just a theory
mayhaps, i imagine hes gonna post when he goes on his motorcycle trip through japan with ludwig since thats next month (i think)
a GAME theory
Michael has the personality of a comedian, the maturity of a 12 year old, and the intellect of an MIT student and I love it
The height of a 12 year old too, for that matter.
A girlfriend that looks 12 years old
and the morals of a seagull
cake lord
with out the comedian and hes really stupid
This in-depth review of TwitchCon was an absolutely enlightening experience. Your intense investigation into every last detail and feature of the convention made me feel like I was actually there to the point where I feel like I will never, ever need to go to TwitchCon to live the majesty of it. I will return to this video every year and live vicariously through your intensive review. Thank you for your service to the internet.
For how complex it was, it was really condensed which was nice imo
how can anyone give a better review than this. they speak for us all with this comment. Truly an enlightening review, thank you Michael!
I was gone for a deployment and this man has not posted a single video LMAOOOOOO
That is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
im sorry for your loss
Yeah but he’s been busy bro th-cam.com/video/8izPVvoNqno/w-d-xo.htmlsi=RDO0aAlKQTtghihw
Oof. Where were you deployed?
The fact that Michael’s innovative humour and death evading manoeuvres have persistently kept him afloat all these years is TRULY a testament to his _family-friendly personality_ and _lifelong purpose to promote the legal use of crack_ ;)
@nuclearpancake that is micheals humour, tf is ur point?
Thank you to the editors who recovered the gopro and the AI who made synthesis of mIchaels voice, and faked the rest of the video. We'll miss you Michael, RIP
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
This is not a boring video. It's highly anxiety-inducing.
snow flake
@@muffatoo dude shut the hell up bro made a joke
@@muffatoo Bro what?
@@CosmicDomino he thinks it’s a highly anxiety inducing, TH-cam Vlog 😅
@@dattarsandhar6270he thinks its the opposite lol
Which is gonna end first: the human race, or the time between this video and Michael's next video?
always wondered how mosses was stuck in the desert for 40 years and micheal just comes along and does a demonstration. thanks man really informative
Moss doesn't grow in the desert.
@@BibleStorm they meant to say moses
@@bixon_lk1584??
@@joshuah345 moses doesnt grow in the desert
@@greenteafn Jesus doesn’t grow in california
I love how you can tell he did enough research and preparation to have the proper gear but didn’t have a paper map before he left
You always forget something no matter how well prepared you are
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should really never go riding solo either
but I do understand wanting to go camping solo lol
crazy to think that babies are fully developed in the time michael uploads two videos
I was crazy once!
Nah babies usually come out of the womb with a spot on their head that isn’t finished yet
The once a year upload coming in 3 months
My sister announced she was pregnant about a day or 2 after this upload (she told me the same day she took the test lmao) and she has given birth about a little over a month ago. So yes a baby has been fully developed and birthed within the time frame between when the video was uploaded and now. Fricken nuts to think about.
@@deathking4119 if your sister would’ve frigged the nuts you wouldn’t be an uncle now.
Micheal being lost in the desert reminded me of being a kid hanging out under bridges, construction sites, getting death threats, and being stalked by a total psychopath
"Not everything has to be a life lesson"
What a great life lesson. Truly a wisdom we should always follow.
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6:20 His bike stalling just before the dust storm coming into view is like a cutscene for a video game
I love this now that I realize
"Mission: Find The Road"
It's a scripted event.
Current objective: survive
@@gamma26 More like it's a CANON event.
so glad the algorithm finally got me onto dust youtube
Hello resident silly man. Funny to see you on another silly TH-cam channel.
Why hello there...
Oh the holy sillyist !
Can't wait for the Fosh Pit to become the Dust Bowl
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I can't believe he voice acts in a game before he makes another video, what a mad lad
"not everything needs to be a life lesson"
What a great life lesson
unironically, yes that is very life lesson-y.
Top tier content❤
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as a rider im honestly impressed by michaels top tear navigation and riding skills (impressive he was able to stay calm and upright in the middle of a dust storm and found his way again)
"top tear" 🗿
@@Raphael_27 Raphael *exists* 🗿
@@Raphael_27 ain't no way you're pointing out grammar mistakes when you're named after a mf turtle bro
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Raphael is a real name smh
@@JohnDoe-jk8ke yes one given to turtles
3:39 "it kind of feels like I'm playing Borderlands but nothing's funny" is the most apt description I've ever heard of living in this area
The contrast between Lily and Michael is like day and night. Opposites do attract
Uh, uh, uh, uh
Uh, uh
Day and night what, what
I toss and turn, I keep stressing my mind, mind what, what
I look for peace but see I don't attain what, what
@@_sAm_5 what I need for keeps the silly game you play, play.
@@rhileyisnear
Now look at this
Madness, the magnet keeps attracting me, me
I try to run, but see, I'm not that fast
I think I'm first but surely finish last, last
@@kudos5393 Cause day n night, the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night, he's all alone through the day n nite, the lonely loner seems to free his mind at night, at at at night
@@rhileyisnear Day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone, some things will never change never change
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night at, at, at night
The editing. The humor. The biggest middle finger to anything that tries to kill you as you just keep going forward. Phenomenal
This was nice
Oh shit another noodle
Hello noodle :)
the funni artist :O
yea
holy heck it’s internet celebrity noodle can i have your autograph
Idea: a car that flips itself on its side so it can't be towed
Being lost in the desert, in a dust storm, is probably on my Top 5 things of scariest situation to be in. Good on you and your insane guts man.
He made some mistakes, but overall, he definitely did well. Just not panicking goes a long way. That being said, he probably should have at least brought a small compass. Even if you lose a trail, if you know what direction it leads, a compass can get you there. Good on him bringing a map, at least, though.
This video did not feel like 10 minutes, it was so quick and left me wanting more. Michael your content is that good.
th-cam.com/video/7V8c5Nb_bH8/w-d-xo.html Finally it’s here🤠
To me it felt longer, but thats fine cuz it was entertaining
Imagine if he didn't tell Lily about this almost-near-death experience until he posted this video
I’m pretty sure he did exactly that, Lily would have lost her shit if she found out beforehand.
she said that she saw the video a while ago.
@kenrick encinas Well that's good to hear haha
Its such a Michael thing
@@AbsurdAsparagus Didn't she said she saw the first couple mins?
You tell me to let Michael Reeves cook...
I've been waiting 10 god damn months for my next meal.
I don't know what's more terrifying, that Mikey has a driver's license, or that even when someone tried to nerf him with a coolant leak and a dust storm he manages to be a menace to society
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"Mikey?"
@@ditchfood8047 Yes, Mikey
The notion of being in the middle of dust storm in the desert and every time you find the trail it turns into rocks and so you have to find the trail again and again until you reach the road is absolutely horrifying to me, i wouldve crumbled into a sobbing mess. Michael you are something else my guy, incredibly impressive.
been there before and you would not believe how many times you will swear you'll never do it again before you do it again
it's like an abusive relationship, you swear you'll break it off only to come crawling back with "I miss u babe"
pussio fam
I was getting anxious just watching it could not imagine how stressful that would be. Like the absolute demoralization as every hope and attempt ends in another pile of rocks 💀
I'm really glad your brain was able to remember the event as a dream Michael. I'm sincerely sorry for circling your tent not once, but twice. I was unaware that I'd woken you. I appreciate you staying calm and only threatening me the second time (you seemed genuinely frightened the first time). Either way, I'm super glad you had a great trip! Camp in more secluded areas, I like the challenge of finding you! :)
OH SP YOUR THE IDIOT WHO GOT IN THE WAY OF MY SHOT! Just for that I mremvoing my no collateral damage rule.
idk why but the first half of your comment was like "ok yeah, trying to sound like a creep but not really" and then that last sentence gave me chills for some reason lol
@@misterpizarro5512 it was definitely the smiley face at the end that did it for me😂
@HamsterFactz I unfortunately wasn’t able to find him this time, was he near the couple trees or the rocks? I looked everywhere and couldn’t find him so I eventually gave up.
poster IS a serial killer keep your children and wives AWAY from them
Waiting for this guy to upload is like waiting for the return of chist
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@@walnterwitereal
@@DerekPretorius1 real
Words cannot describe how absolutely terrifying it is to be lost in an actual desert.
Where I live, as an extracurricular you go on a 40km hike in the desert. There was a really strong wind and our map got taken out of our hands, and we forgot to make copies. We just walked in some direction till we found people, and asked them for directions to the end. Scary as hell.
also dont recommend riding a motorcycle. Too high of a risk for severe / disabling injuries. It's up there with smoking and trampolines on stuff to avoid according to some doctors (probably seen too many ppl die or become paralyzed). It's cool and fun but not worth it imo.
I think its genuinely impossible for this man to be boring.
Micheal has taken a turn for the best. Instead of making a grilled chicken sandwich that flings itself into your mouth, he gets lost in a random desert. Truly the most wholesome moment of all time.
I love hie this is a literal life or death situation and the dude makes it funny as hell
Micheal always creates the most jaw dropping videos for a cooking channel. I mean who else cooks spam and eggs seasoned with sand and old coolant.
@Lady Tsunade dude really said: 🤠
Michael*. It’s in the name of the channel
@@ConBroChillson 🤓
Stalling and dropping your bike a dozen times and still feeling confident enough to ever take both hands off the bars in a dust storm is certainly a choice of all time
Michael literally has plot armor. He did everything you're not supposed to do to find your way back and still came out fine
lmaooo lollll
I have grown a full beard, lost my job, losty phone, lost my car, went homeless, panhandled, got a new job, got a new phone, got a girlfriend, and had a kid since Michael last uploaded, I was literally starving at one point and still wasn't as starved as I am for a Michael Reeves upload.
Jkjk all jokes, but for real tho, please upload Michael
Michael owning a scrap of a truck is such gremlin vibes and I love it lol
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@@bryceinnerst7963 misread your last name as incest
@@bryceinnerst7963 no u
@@ashleybyrd2015 nah you read it right he just typed incest wrong
Honestly, props to Michael for not dying in the desert
Plot twist, he *did* die in the desert. God damn body snatchers! >:(
I legit got worried for a minute because I forgot that I have seen him many times since twitchcon and he obviously uploaded this video. I am not a smart person.
Yeah if the bike had broken down when he was lost he would've been pretty toast.
@@perfredelius does gps not work there ?
@M. F.
Android only stores maps for like 24 hours, found that out the hard way when I was in the desert lol.
GPS don't mean dick without the map
This whole video felt like a first chapter to disaster videos where they explains all the theories of how people disappeared with terrible inconsistencies in the clues gathered. Nice to have the footage from this side for once lol
"Hey dude listen up! Don't die in the Dessert" is totally a joke that Borderlands would make
Can you imagine, someone is hiking in the desert and they see Michael falling off his bike and screaming "YEA BOIII" below them in the valley. His voice echoes everywhere
Michael is so incredibly intelligent that he lacks enough emotion to pilot a motorcycle, something he is very inexperienced with, through a dust storm in the middle of a desert after getting lost. He then did the most depressing thing I have ever seen, which is ride back to civilization after a traumatizing experience and talk about dinner, makes the dinner, and goes to bed. Bless you, Michael.
There is something that's felt by people who have close brushes with life-threatening situations, and that's a love and appreciation of routine and creature comforts of civilization. The relative safety of a campfire and hot food is an experience one quickly snuggles into as soon as possible.
How high did that bike fly?
he probably got a license or something right?
@@shadowpicaro don't believe you need a license to operate a bike off-road.
@@shadowpicaro He has one, but apparently the motorcycle test is insanely easy in California. Like dangerously easy.
I don’t think I would ever see another person with such a mutual hatred for sand that it would match Anakin Skywalker
I just imagine Michael telling Lily about this ordeal and her just beating the absolute shit out of him for putting himself in that situation and almost dying 😂
100% gave her a heart attack
I imagine he didn't even tell her, and instead just showed her this video after posting it.
She would 100%think he's gaslighting her
Whos Lily
@@selfloathinggameing his girlfriend
Hello everyone, you are all here waiting to see if Michael will break his record for longest time between uploads
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what's the record?
@@mattontop I believe 11 months.
9 days off from a whole year between his Robot Dog video and Goldfish Stocks
We due for an upload soon 💀
love the editing, narrating and his personality. funny guy
a "boring" video from Micheal is more entertaining than almost 90% of all the content creators
Agreed
*99%
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Meat riding
He's able to turn a near death experience into a video. Absolutely stunning.
Very Micheal of him.
Thatss really not suprisingnear death experiences are the most interesting
And no broken neck this time
@@GiatrosDys when did he broke his neck?
@@xristoskoumpourlis1614 a few weeks ago
You don't even KNOW how fast I clicked this.
i was faster 😎
Ikr i clicked the notif so quickly
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This video was uploaded when I started my last year of high school, and now I'm about to graduate. BRO, PLEASE UPLOAD!
WELCOME TO THE MOTORCYCLE LIFE
yo its another big YT guy
Hey look it's Dan!!!
Dan The Man
we want more journeys in the Desert 😈
Yoo it's marsgizmo, cool to see you here
@@ric270 hey hey 😎
😂😂😂 ❤it
hi marsgizmo!
I thought Michael did dangerous things in his engineering projects, but getting lost alone in the desert during a dust storm, with limited motorcycle experience or area knowledge takes the cake. I look forward to your next death defying video good sir!