BRO TALK 3 - OfflineTV Podcast #16
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 พ.ค. 2024
- On this week’s podcast, Disguised Toast returns as host to talk to Michael Reeves and Masayoshi about the Russian invasion of Ukraine, sending animals to Mars, and their near-death experiences.
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed & content discussed in this podcast episode are purely based on our limited understanding of current events and world history. Nothing mentioned should be taken as factual information.
OTV will be donating this month’s podcast channel proceeds to support Ukraine. Thank you for watching!
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Filmed March 9, 2022
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - Intro
01:03 - The Russia-Ukraine War (and memes lol)
15:37 - Michael’s tangent on cyber warfare
18:29 - The US’s cyber attack on Iran (Stuxnet)
21:19 - Russia cutting itself off from the global internet
22:13 - How do Russian citizens feel about the war?
24:09 - Russia-Ukraine discussion continued
25:15 - Living through history
26:53 - Covid-19
31:14 - TwitchCon & Europe
36:36 - US History (and Dragonball Z veggies)
42:29 - The colony that disappeared
44:11 - The first settlers and pioneers
48:04 - The Wild West
50:17 - Space exploration
57:50 - Sending animals into space
1:00:43 - Living on Mars
1:04:43 - The human body is stupid
1:06:12 - Question: If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
1:08:42 - The death penalty and serial killers
1:13:16 - Are there animal serial killers?
1:14:53 - Inside the minds of serial killers
1:23:12 - Question: Have you had a near-death experience?
1:32:24 - Outro
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Scarra | / scarra
Pokimane | / pokimanelol
LilyPichu | / lilypichu
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Michael Reeves l / michaelreeves
Sydeon | / sydeon
QuarterJade | / quarterjade
Masayoshi | / itzmasayoshi
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Edited by:
Max Olivo | / maxolivo
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#DisguisedToast #MichaelReeves #Masayoshi - เกม
Watching this made me realize how much general surface knowledge Michael has on stuff.
He really does seem like a jack of all trades. Especially with medical stuff like sudden infant death syndrome and I think he made a joke in one of his vids about fetal alcohol syndrome, I was like how tf does this mans know about this stuff lol
@@NoahKPeters you mean autism lol. Not clowning on him. Shit i kinda wish i was mildly autistic. But he is a computer engineer and youll be surprised how many CE are on the autistic spectrum. I met this one engineer and he was crazy smart and knew something about everything!
@@mrbard1 not necessarily
@@mrbard1 I thought autism was having social development difficulties as in interactions or communication, with ocd sometimes, am I wrong? Michael sounds as far from that as possible I feel he's more of an adhd type fella I don't see where you got autism from..
@@agnesh.1155 that's fair
A conversation between Toast and Micheal is a guaranteed banger, but shit having John and Brodin made this sht funnier
923 likes and no comments??
Michael is always so informed, intelligent, and also just respectful. Apologizing for cutting people off, remembering after like 5 minutes and asking them what they were saying...I'm not really an otv fan I just watch every now and then but I like everything I hear/see from him. He has a great character.
He puts on a persona for the camera so this isn't even peak respectfulness here.
Also to everyone being like "oh he's from Canada that's why he didn't understand how brutal we were to natives" I implore you to look into Canadian settlement history, we were significantly worse with the wars, our treatment, the way we took our landownership, how we integrated them after colonization and how long our wars went on time wise in comparison to how long America warred. It's insane, more native women dissappear and are murdered in Canada than black women in the US per capita to this day. We just hide it better, it's disgusting.
Honestly, and the fact that it is still going on in Canada is fucking insane
I also agree, whenever toast discusses about indigenous people, I realize that perhaps he doesn’t know that the same thing happened in Canada as well. Though, I think that it’s only “recently” that schools (elementary-highschool) began teaching indigenous perspectives in Canadian history and in general Canada acknowledging their mistakes in the past. But toast hasn’t been in school for a while and neither has he been in Canada. It kind of puts into perspective how many people in Canada don’t know the brutal history.
I mean anyone who is an immigrant or children of immigrants doesn't really learn about any of this until you're an adult and only if you search for it yourself. The schools need to do a better job of teaching our actual history here.
@@artemis_lena Are you talking about Canada?
It's crazy to me that schools and people in general just ignore those parts of history on that continent.
When I was in school in germany 10+ years ago we regularly learned about WW2, how it was wrong, why it became a thing, why we ought to never repeat the same mistakes our previous generations made. And it's a good thing that we learned about it.
Meanwhile conservative american parents screech at the idea of teaching some subjects that handle racism.
Michael, John, and Toast on one podcast??? Get the popcorn and the crack out
edit: uh damn they talking about hard hitting stuff…appreciate u guys for trying to make light of a dark time, and talking about real shit
@@seanp25 xD. Crack-Cocain, out
@@seanp25 get "crack" out, as in the drug
Bro that’s literally what I just said
And 'MURICA in the title? This one's gonna be fun
This is the power podcast boys
The connection between media and the war is both fascinating and terrifying; hearing "I saw a video/TikTok/meme" in context to people dying is so surreal. The fact that there's literally _TH-cam livestreams_ of stuff going on in the war? Crazy as hell
I know this isn't the focus of the podcast lmao, but hearts out to those affected
I’d be down to hear Michael explain Hawaiian history to everyone. There’s some crazy ass shit that a majority of the U.S. never learned.
I mean, a lot of Americans don't understand that we literally killed all of the natives and took their land, and then we don't teach about in school.
Dang, I really envy Michael's memory capacity to just remember MANY different things off the rip! Like it's just A TON a random specific things, and he can very much clearly explain them.
Well I think researching and learning about different topics gets you to be like that. Sometimes I know so many things that others find surprising. I don’t do it as well as Michael but had a friend who did it just like him and she always had something interesting to say.😊 She always had a joke I never heard too
Michael Toast and John on a podcast together. This is gonna be a banger.
and brodin
Thank you for bringing up this topic about what is happening in the world rn. War is not something that media personalities are talking about now. Im your Russian subscriber and Im glad that you raised the topic about this. I was glad to hear your opinion
upd:
Toast asked what the Russian citizens thinks about what is happening now.
Uhhh our government..... Recently, a law was passed that severely restricts our freedom. You can just get huge fines or a real prison term (recently a man was fined for making a comment on the Internet that does not support our troops, the fine is 40 thousand rubles. This is the whole salary of an average person. Some people, for example, get even less) People are beaten at peaceful rallies (girl who was detained recorded how she was beaten and mocked at the police station. Honestly, I couldnt even find the strength to listen to the full recording because it’s terrible)
Almost the entire younger generation under the age of 25~ does not support the "military operation" that is happening now, but unfortunately there is also an adult generation that has grown up on propaganda (which is happening even now and I have seen many adults who simply DO NOT BELIEVE that people are dying in Ukraine). And those who try to tell the truth about what is happening are forcibly silenced.
Personally, I feel completely depressed and I forgot how to live during these two weeks. People very dear to me live in Ukraine. I worry about each of them and their families. On February 24, we all woke up in a completely different world. Just imagine what its like to wake up from a shell explosion in your city or wake up and the first thing you see on the Internet its messenge from your friend "I heard three very loud explosions, Im scared"
I want to believe that this whole nightmare will stop. I still can't accept that this is the reality I live in
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Please dont write words of encouragement for me. If you have the time and energy, please support the Ukrainians (sorry, I will not write here how to support them, but you can go to twt and find information about it)
I didnt write a comment to get support, I dont deserve it, because I was not affected in any way by what is happening
It does not matter what nationality you are and where you live: be strong and healthy.
It must have taken a severe amount of courage and strength to say this. Good job and stay strong during these tough times.
I send my love and support to you. Stay strong.
Stay strong and stay safe! Sending a lot of support to you
Stay strong bro.
You're incredibly strong for talking about this. I hope that you are still doing okay and that your family and friends don't get injured.
God I love Micheal Reeves. Literally the reason I got into OTV when I didn't know them
Same
I got into it because of Toast but I love Michael
Trash Taste: “We keep our podcast politics free!”
OTV Podcast: “So who do y’all think is the good guy in the Russo-Ukraine conflict?”
That's why I watch both
It's soooo good when Michael is engaged in the conversation. He brings so many interesting ideas to the table
Michael has a great balance of being absolutely hilarious, with really silly humour and also being very knowledgeable about the war, cyber attacks, etc
For a European perspective on the war, the way the media portrays it here in Scotland, is that the Russian government are placing extreme censors on Russian people, taking their phones to check messages, beating up peaceful protesters. The worst part I read so far about the attacks was the agreement between Russia and Ukraine to safely move civilians through a channel out of Ukraine cities, but then Russia reneged that and bombed the area! That story Brodin told of the media reporters being attacked is also shocking.
But also one sided, considering that you also have Ukrainian Militias killing civilians in fear of them being spies, news reporting about Russians bombing Schools and Hospitals but purposely left out information that Ukrainians were hiding military equipment in them. War is war... none of them plays by "rules", its be quick or be dead.
@@iceilliden1910 Nah get out of here with your Russian appeasing bull.
Why would any country put military equipment into places such as schools and hospitals?
Ukrainian civilians are being killed indiscriminately by Russian soliders, tanks and bombs.
This isn't a war, it's an outright invasion of Ukraine set upon false pretexts by a fwit dictator that is dreaming for a long lost Empire. There is no sugar coating it with this "oh but ACKUSHALLY UKRAINIANS ARE KILLING THEIR OWN CIVILIANS" story.
In conclusion - you are not smart - get off the internet.
@@tomtom-jx3vy one is gullible and the other is evil, the latter is the one who attack first but then again the first trust others but unfortunately they didn't back him up.
Yay for politics
tbf pretty sure I've seen everything he mentioned on social media. though that just might be me spending too much time there haha
@@iceilliden1910 Bruh theres literally videos of russian soldiers shooting journalists. There were also videos like that guy who was recording himself then a russian tank fucking shot at his house.
I like that Brodin is always there for the podcast. I get that he is sort of the producer role, but like can we just have him at the desk? like just with his laptop for the googles every episode xD
great episode! #screentimeforbrodin #wewantbrodin
Unfortunately someone has to take care behind the scenes
I kinda like how there's just an invisible man speaking lmao
Michael is so well spoken and knowledgeable. Could listen to him talk for hours
I would love to see them research one topic that they're interested in and then discuss their thoughts again. I feel like a progression on the discussion could be interesting
I would be very down to watch this
that would be so cool
Toast and Michael's list of "Animals I'd be okay killing on stream" has evolved to "Animals I would send into the infinite void of space"...
The synergy of these three is just too good! The unhinged one, the chill one and the polarizing one. They all bring something. Then you have Brodin on the side comin in with that extra spice we love and need it ! Love this !
this episode really made me appreciate Michael so much more. His knowledge about things along with his jokes and comedy educated me and had me laughing my ass off. Hope to see him in many more podcast soon
didn’t know how much we needed this until we got it
its been 3 minutes man
@@jacoobb2592 and?
@@jey1834 then the comment wouldnt make sense because they literally havent watched it lmaoo
This is the most interesting OTV podcast I’ve ever watched so far. Michael seems like a really cool person to have a conversation with too.
americans would be surprised how extensive and detailed our classes are. i'm from bosnia and i could list you all american states. we even had to do blind/blank maps and fill in the states, cities, lakes, mountains etc.
I'm from Sweden and we never had to learn about the US-states. We learn a lot about american history relating to the American Revolution (although it's presented almost like the sequel to the French Revolution), and the cold war, but barely anything at all about american geography.
I am from Hungary. We learned about the colonisation, revolution, civil war of the USA and their involvement in the first, second and cold war. Also NASA is mentioned. :D We did not learn about it's geography other than where it is, what is it's capital city, and Alaska and Hawai belong to it.
French Canada here, We learned about every states with their capital the first colonies, the British act, Slavery, their attempt to invade Canada and their relations with the natives. Just like you, we had a blank map of the states and we had to write down everything we knew in 15-30 minutes for our test. We also did it for Europe, South-America, Africa and Asia.
i think their description of what americans has learned has since been updated. i had a required world geography class where we had to learn where countries were and a lot of large historical events that involved multiple other countries like the world wars for example. so our classes are improving but they definitely still need work
I can listen Michael talk about things for hours. He sounds so well educated.
Great having this trio and seeing Michael back after a while!
Note for Brodin: I noticed on this episode and for Scarra/Doublelift that the mic that John is using (that Scarra used last time) either has a connection problem or the gain is way too low on the mic. John sounds very distant and it's almost as if his vocals are just being picked up by the other mics and his mic is off or something.
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i noticed this too
Man as a poli-sci and law grad I wish I could have talked on this podcast. I'll try not to type an essay here but I just wanted to address one point. Propaganda and Truth aren't mutually exclusive. The best propaganda is taking something true and just running with it. One thing to take into consideration is that one reason why there isn't as much of a "balanced" news is that Russia is intentionally trying to curb back information and news about the war. Remember, they are still presenting this as a "Special Military Operation" to the Russian population and large amounts of that population don't even know that there's a full-blown war going on. Ukrainian perspective news and content is rampant because they're trying to garner international aid.
Isn't it also easier to create "propaganda" (read content if you wish) when it's actually true? I tried on purpose to search for the russian view and the r/russia subreddit was the best I could find. They rerun the same clips multiple times a day for days on end. They had a phase where they would create these crazy polls that all had the same response worded differently, for example there's no other choice but to agree to the war (special military operation). If they were right I feel it would be so much easier for them to put out content.
The other side of propaganda I'm curious what people think is if ukraine is really winning or not. I mean sure, it's a win in itself that they lasted this long just with western equipment, no troops on ground. But are they really winning or will russia eventually capture their cities and this horrible story will end with a split ukraine?
@@MrGykos I'm not a military expert but am a rather big fan of military history and content. From what I can gather: Russia still had the clear upper hand. Ukraine has been putting up stiffer resistance than anticipated and Russian blunders have slowed them down. But in the big picture, Russia still has overwhelming military firepower and numbers. All those destroyed Russian tanks and armored vehicles amount to something like 5% of what they have. Signficiant to be sure, but no where close to Ukrainian victory. To be clear, i think Russia will lose. But is it going to be a 10 year drawn out occupation dealing with insurgents type of loss or a quick negotiated loss is the big question.
@@CruxispalI genuinely think Russia already lost on so many fronts. Like, their economy is clearly non-existent anymore, they've already lost more than 3,000+ troops (Dead, Injured, Defected, Captured, etc.) in just a span of a week, and EVEN IF they made a regime change (because that's what they're clearly aiming for) how can they maintain that regime? They need money, which they clearly don't have, and a full-blown Western-supported insurgency is not a thing the Russian Government wants to face.
But, as you said, it's still to early to say, "Russia is losing" as they're clearly gaining ground.
Overall, Russia may be successful in invading Ukraine but maintaining it is another factor.
Lol isn't the RU UN dude literally said there's no war and Russia didn't attack anyone xD
@@Cruxispal Russian military inventory is like 5-15% new stuff, rest are more likely made during Soviet Union and mainitance of those is shit as corruption runs rampant. So many trucks have problem with tyres as their walls break and lose air etc. Also they don't have airsuperiority and Ukranian steppes are now muddy mess that makes it near impossible to move around them with vehicles (tanks, acp's and trucks) as they sink in it and get stuck. As big fan of military history you should know this why it's bad for attacking. Also they are not able to suppily their troops because spreading too thin. Yet again one thing that happened in the past. Also their brave and extremely stupid usage of VDV troops dropping into Hostomel Airport, was quite similar to Operation Market Garden where troops in both endpoints (Hostomel and Arnheim) faced same fate.
Loving the Bro Talks, keep it up! (Also like that Brodin is just there in the background of every podcast, and also please do more 3-4 person podcasts!)
michael getting excited about things he's learned makes me so happy
Sidenote on "would you stay and fight when you can just leave": fighting age males are not allowed to leave Ukraine; they're being forced to stay in the country in case they are needed.
Is that true? Where did you get that information?
@@evanhadeishi4701 u can just google it, and am not saying it's a bad thing that ukraine done, this is same practice done everywhere, even in the 1st world nation, when a nation is invaded male/capable citizen will get drafted in order to defend their nation, even more so when the nation that invade held overwhelming advantage over the defender, for example i live in indonesia and this rule will be in effect if china ever invade us, and im almost 100% certain the rule also exist in almost every nation in the world
@@izlieraiden8697 in every country, men will serve and aren’t allowed to leave
@@Zyzzkxx mmhm thats what i said, exactly
In Finland men has to stay and fight if war breaks here. Even women can't leave the country, because their job is to be a backbone of the finnish country (factory work, food services, hospitals etc) . Only children, elder people, disabled people and pregnant women can leave the country if war breaks out.
Fun lil tidbit for Brodin of the Children killing a rabbit topic : there have been cases of serial killers who formed a attachment to native American culture and proceeded to "simulate" some "rituals" (based on poor understanding and mis information) used during war times with their pseudo-cults that they formed around it.
what kind of podcast am i about to watch
@@Cloyd1 a good one
@@Brofain no lies detected lmao, the podcast was great once again!
I see John, Michael and Toast on one episode and feel like it’s going to be a hooter.
First 2 seconds: “do you guys think the death penalty should exist?”
Okay, maybe I should prepare
This was such a great episode, would love to have these 3 back as a group in the future!
The serious Disguised Toast, the genius Michael Reeves, the funny Masayoshi and background Brodin. That is how I'm seeing them lol
As a Swedish person: as a kid I learned 90% of what i knew about the US from dubbed disney channel shows
I remember learning about the American Revolution and slavery in history class but that's pretty much it (also Swedish person)
@@ludde12345678950 yeah. its like America was discovered, it was overtook by european settlers, they made USA, they had slavery, then civil war and... then we didn't care about them until ww2 i thing
34:55 If Michael really plans on walking through Amsterdam alone, I expect stories of him getting offered drugs 100%.
This was so fun! Thank you!
I listen to it while doing work
A lot of these topics are important and I’m glad you brought these hard things up in conversation in a way the general public can digest.
I'm excited for all the potential host/guest combinations. Keep the podcasts coming!
We need more episodes of these three and Brodin! Would love watching them tackle all kind of themes
Listening to a conversation between Michael and Brodin is going to be really enlightening.
Lmao 5 mins in and we're already on thin ice. Just what I expect of these trio. 😂
hmm, no ads
I really enjoyed this podcast, the discussion is great and I like how its different from the general content creation talks they have.
love the synergy of these three... i really enjoyed listening to this episode!
Probably one of the most interesting episodes so far. Looking forward to this trio more in the future
These podcasts have such a great energy, I look forward to every episode! 💕 keep up the great job y’all
This was defintely my favourite episode in this season
I enjoyed watching this all the way through, loved everybody's individual takes on things. Awesome episode of the podcast, hope we see more of Toast, Michael and John!
Thank you, I appreciate these podcasts talking about heavier issues like this
The more I hear Brodin talk, the more I wish he one day has a documentary about his life. There's so much stuff that's happened w/ him that I just wanna know
Also this was a lit podcast
i can tell this is gonna be a good episode
This is one of the best! Great job!
That was quite interesting to hear your stories and points of views. Thank you for this post👍
I'm loving the new podcasts! Consistent banger after banger
I feel covid will be recorded in history for socio-economical reasons, kind of like the 2008 crash or stuff like that.
I feel like it be recorded for having lasting social effects too, mainly as the catalyst for remote working, but also for things like hygiene, crowds, and contactless technology
Loved this episode of the podcast! I think as the episodes progress, the topics are flowing much smoother which is so fun to see :)
This is some of the most interesting conversation I've heard on this podcast, love the Mars talk
17 mins in and it’s already one of the most interesting and funny podcasts i’ve heard ever lol
I like how michael talks about the rice thingy that his friend feed to the chicks, it relates to the first ever(restart) episode of the podcast
Give Michael Reeves a podcast and just have him talk about anything and I'd listen 10/10
Loved the podcast
Micheal has a way of explaining subjects that makes me happy to learn and follow along
Thank you for the upload boys! 🖤
Michael nerding out about cyber warfare had me having an internal debate about new age 'stoxnet' type attacks... Great podcast fellas!
I love toast and michael’s dynamic, John makes it better haha
i really liked the atmosphere and chill of the podcast while talking about all sorts of things
Absolute banger of a podcast lmao
I’ve been sleeping on these
I love how much Brodin is involved in this ep :)
This one is my new favourite episode of their podcast.
They went through so many topics.. being serious, being goofy.
Michael throwing in interesting stories out of nowhere.
Toast and Michael already have a great chemistry but John fits in perfectly.
I wished Michael enjoyed being in the spotlight. He’s hilarious & very interesting to listen to.
I learned so much from Michael man. What a guy!
I’ve never been more hyped for a podcast before
YES!!! 3 people podcasts work so well
This was my favorite podcast on here. Would be dope to see these 3 on here more often.
Great podcast, great group, lots of laughter and fun stuff, absolutely loved it!
This was seriously so thought-provoking while also being hilarious af
Just from the thumbnail, I know it would be so chaotic and fun to watch already LMAO.
i need more bro talks this is all very insightful. i think I've learned more about the world here than in 6 years of history classes...
Nice to see the boys chatting, laughing and supporting eachother, thanks otv!
toast's discovery of the US's genocidal past is hilarious.
It's still happening in the present as the US sponsors genocide in Yemen.
ain't something similar going on in Canado tho?
@@klairvoyance Yeah there's basically the exact same thing but speed run and more government planning involved. Same as Austraila. He doesn't really have an excuse for not knowing, it's just that these are all such gaming people so deep in the nitch.
Haha I think this whole podcast was Toast discovering everything.
@@Em-by9ez At least they talk about it which i respect tbh
Toast and Michael are such a great combo
These 3 should make their own podcast fr fr on a stack ong.
We need more of this trio
i feel like i can relate to Michael's near death experience. Michael electrecuted by 120v but here in ph we have 220 volts. i got electrecuted 4 times in my whole life. 3 times as a kid and 1 time as teen where i completely blacked out but conscious. my body is vibrating to the point that its moving on its own and it got to pull the plug. that's how I'm still alive. lol
how tf are you alive
We're just built different.
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS) seems to be much more common in babies that lie on their stomachs for sleep. Once babies are consistently able to roll around from front to back and back to front on their own, they're no longer at increased risk and can sleep in any position.
imma need more this trio
This was my favorite offlinetv podcasts... bring this group again!
another offlinetv podcast? nice.
this time with toast and michael and masayoshi too. nice.
Toast is back, ive missed this
Didnt feel right without him
By far the best ep yet. I keep coming back to it cuz its so funny
some good topics were discussed and it was so entertaining with the 3 of them maan :D
i've never wanted to be part of a conversation so much
I could listen to a 3 hour podcast with these three dudes.
this is easily my favorite podcast episode of any podcastr ive listened to
This whole space exploration conversation was basically season 1 of The Expanse on Amazon
Sheltered gamer Cali boy views on the world. Loved this conversation, always a treat to listen to you all.
This is the only bro talk podcast i can handle lmao
After hearing about their near death experiences, I really wanted to hug all 4 of them for still being here today
this is legit my favourite otv podcast
This podcast was way more intelligent than most other episodes! i love this trio!
1:03:00 the problem here toast is that mars doesn't have an atmosphere to begin with, so there are discussions on building nuclear power plants to instigate global warming to create an atmosphere
These was quite enjoyable.
Just an addition on Roanoke: When they came back they did indeed find the colony in ruins. The ship left the starter group there with enough supplies for like a year or so and that ship was suppose to return to an established colony with actual colonists and more supplies. The colony ship, however, was delayed several times. Twice by a storm and once by a government. So, the establishment colony ran out of supplies as it's backup was now like three years late. When the colony ship finally made it back to Roanoke, they did find the place in ruins. It's possible that the Spanish raided it. The colonists were thought lost so the colony ship went somewhere else because of the bad juju with regard to their original site. The first native population those colonists found (remember Roanoke was one of the first) had native american children with light brown hair and blue and green eyes. So, what happened to the colonists? It appears that it was raided most likely by Spain and possibly by a tribe of natives. The natives either took the females by force or the retreating colony willingly joined a native group. Since both of these scenarios happened multiple times during this period, it's super hard to know which happened in this instance.
Fun fact: Columbus was imprisoned for a time for the atrocities he committed upon his return to Spain.
One more fun fact: when the pilgrims landed at what we now call Plymouth Rock, the puritans met their first natives. That group of natives, much to the chagrin of the puritans, asked in perfect english: "Have you any beer or alcohol for trade?" (They also asked for coffee and tea.)
EDIT AFTER WATCHING MORE:
A person, with adequate housing, would survive on Mars for about 4-6 months. Without adequate shielding from radiation from the sun (Mars lacks an ozone layer and a magnetosphere) nothing we have right now would be thick enough or lite enough to send to the planet and give adequate shielding.
Right now, the thought of sending something to mars to make oxygen isn't for people to breath. I mean it could be, yeah, but it wouldn't be. Right now, the idea is to send a machine to one of the areas with frozen CO2 and other gases defused into the surface, and pulling the O2 from that to create a fuel source to recharge the rocket for the return trip.
No, Toast: the amount of hydrogen (and any gas for that matter) doesn't remain constant on the earth. Earth sloshes hundred of tones of oxygen, nitrogen, water, and hydrogen to space EVERY DAY.
And because Mars doesn't have a magnetosphere, it doesn't hold much of an atmosphere. The water would be gone and the planet dry by days end.