Apparently beating the game staying Virgin might be impossible unless you know where to go with the plot. In the drunken priest part you end up getting laid, so you can't avoid it when playing blind.
... I see Henry is partaking in a particular Viking tradition. Mind IRL if he did this he would be hunted down by basically everybody since while some defied the church, outright massacring a monastery like this was a quick way to draw a lot of unpleasant attention, for hopefully obvious reasons.
5:47 I am one with the force and the force is with me I am one with the force and the force is with me I am one with the force and the force is with me *runs for it and gets hunted down by a slasher*
one opinion it's actually really enjoyable. I've been playing for a couple of hours. You shouldn't just let one video of a guy fuck around make you have an opinion on it
one opinion he’s just killing monks that don’t fight back and there isn’t a lot of guards there the game is still pretty amazing especially the combat when they fight back like bandits or soldiers
During my first playthrough, I was attempting to roleplay a realistic Henry who avoids needless killing and so on. But the monastery... that place broke me, and my roleplaying. I went back and killed them all. They're all dead. Every single one of them. And not just the circators, but the monks, and the novices too.
Same here bro. Every single playthrough I’ve done, whether or not I was just killing my way through the game or playing things the right way. The monastery is just too much for me and I always end up killing everyone 😂. Only one out of my many playthroughs is where I completed it normally. It took me a week in real life because I just couldn’t stand it in the monastery to finish it all in a day. 😂
Only jail? I think that if you did something like that in the medieval period, you would likely get executed. Possibly in a really painful and spectacular way.
@@tristanhicks5372 they’d make a show of it for sure, maybe even to go as far as sticking horns on and pairing Henry red, then having executed in the worst possible prolonged way publicly. They’d definitely use it secure for support for the church, especially in the context of the hussites. Maybe they’d even blame the act on jun Hus.
There's no reason for the average Bohemian to own a full semi automatic assault style ghost bow that fires 30 arrows in half a second. We need sensible bow control now!
I've clicked on this because I have migraine and frustration due to 'transcribing' portion of the monastery quest, the results never being 'good enough'. I think its a large Pro against any sort of mercy and love for humanity, contemplating to just go stab Pious right now to complete this quest. Murdering Brother Librarian would be a delightful bonus.
After I finished this quest I went back and killed the guy at 7:16 who looks like Dan Aykroyd. Payback for throwing me in a cell because I left mass too late, left lunch too late or any other bs excuse. I felt better afterwards.
it's not broken :D he just cannot use it cause he is not skilled enough in it ( and I mean that as a player as well as his ingame character). There is quite a learning curve to the sword mastery but it's very satisfiying.
Nope, just you or him can't beat enemy in early game due low skill of both ingame and outgame : )), in mid-late of game, sword combat become easy enough for you can kill many Cumans.
This place is so much fun to sneak around in - theres tons of rooms with perfect areas to sneak around in and lots of treasure to steal. Its picklocking heaven if you’re running a thief build. I knocked out one of the monks who goes for a walk outside, stole the robe set and got the hell outta there before the guard woke up for duty lol
I just repeated the fucking monastery quest so I didn´t lost my items. How the fuck was I supposed to know that I had to pay 260 GR at the exit when all I had was 200 GR? Really, fuck this quest. In paper it may sound nice, but in gameplay it was so fucking boring.
14:22 - prime reason not to pick up arrows once shot, they appear to stack with other arrows *but only when unequipped* . Still not fixed as of patch 1.9.6.
Huey Freeman ive got 30,000 and seen 2 vids where they have 50k its easy if you always loot corpses and build your rep up with a armour smith to 100 or close, But the pre-order treasure make it heaps easier you still have to find them though
Holy...holy shit. This is fucking awful. From the A.I. reacting to the fully armored guards not fucking rushing your ass, when they realize that you're only armed with a bow. What madness is this, how did so many people get hyped for this mess. Yikes.
I'm going to upload an even more ridicilious scenario (a bug) where if you trigger the alarm in Talmberg during the Night Raid mission from the outside it seems like most AI will think you are inside the castle and you can just go around killing people without anyone even knowing you are there, you will basically be 100% invisible to them. Will probably send that video to Warhorse so it can be fixed - i know the cause for it so will probably be fixed.
Lol I got desperate for a way out of that awful place when I could find a key to leave. So I also went nuts and killed about 5 monks. Then they threw Henry in jail and later released him
After needle in a haystack i returned to exterminate that whole monastery at night. It felt so good to pierce their hearts with my dagger while looking in their scared eyes, knowing that there is no escape.
Even though the monks are being massacred they still know its forbidden to leave the monastery. That's some new level of dedication :D
Nah they don't have the keys only the prior has
@@KikogamerJ2 nope, every npc can open any door if needed
Apparently beating the game staying Virgin might be impossible unless you know where to go with the plot. In the drunken priest part you end up getting laid, so you can't avoid it when playing blind.
well so far no one's got the trophy lol
@@AFGuidesHD I got it
I got it and I didn't even try just like irl
... I see Henry is partaking in a particular Viking tradition.
Mind IRL if he did this he would be hunted down by basically everybody since while some defied the church, outright massacring a monastery like this was a quick way to draw a lot of unpleasant attention, for hopefully obvious reasons.
Pretty sure if I heard a guy killed an entire monastery and the guards alone I wouldn't even dare fight him
This is what I wanted to do while doing it the sneaky way.
5:47
I am one with the force and the force is with me
I am one with the force and the force is with me
I am one with the force and the force is with me
*runs for it and gets hunted down by a slasher*
Lmao I did the same shit, the monastery part was fun at first but so hard and frustrating I had to come back at the end of the story to kill them all.
it looks like they are just standing there, praying for you to miss, sadly, their prayers went unanswered...
In 2 minutes you shot more arrows than anyone normal playing the game did and ever will
When sunday school got you fucked up
Surprised there wasn't a Voorhees achievement for this.
This is the first thing I did after I finished the damn mission... either twice or trice so far.
Monk be like: "Hmm, yes wooden door is made of wood, indeed... Hmm" 6:41
no more monastery quests for you, BAD BOI? BAD!!
Bros got the strongest bow in the game
The best way to kill pious to be honest.
My friend did this and he carried all the bodys in the jail cell in the basement.
He just killed everyone and then slept in their beds.
You can tell exactly when they switch from praying to God to praying to Nike.
I managed to smuggle 2 halberds into the monastery during the missions xD
Every one in 3 person looks like Scribe from Rattay.
Where is the chest for your stuff please? This quest is driving me insane
"Jesus Christ be praised"
I fcking hate the monastery. This was very satisfying. You’re doing gods work
Quite ironic your statement is
I even forgot bows exist in kcd lol
What bow is it?
How many monks are In the monastery in kingdom come ?
Absolute Mad Lad!!!!!!!!
I think you really hate monks
Just did this because johanka died
Would you mind if i did something similar, just more edited?
no
This video proves this game is shite. Thanks for the up load
one opinion it's actually really enjoyable. I've been playing for a couple of hours. You shouldn't just let one video of a guy fuck around make you have an opinion on it
one opinion he’s just killing monks that don’t fight back and there isn’t a lot of guards there the game is still pretty amazing especially the combat when they fight back like bandits or soldiers
They are un armed monks, what do you expect them to do?
it just shows the AI's intelligence in game. makes things Boringt AF for me
one opinion gofuckurself! Yeah..gettahere! We are the soliders of Kingdom Comeing.
During my first playthrough, I was attempting to roleplay a realistic Henry who avoids needless killing and so on. But the monastery... that place broke me, and my roleplaying.
I went back and killed them all. They're all dead. Every single one of them. And not just the circators, but the monks, and the novices too.
Nice reference, not much of a star wars fan but I noticed the ending
quite literally every player after the monastery mission:
Same here bro. Every single playthrough I’ve done, whether or not I was just killing my way through the game or playing things the right way. The monastery is just too much for me and I always end up killing everyone 😂. Only one out of my many playthroughs is where I completed it normally. It took me a week in real life because I just couldn’t stand it in the monastery to finish it all in a day. 😂
Nice work, Anakin, nice work
3:45 his one second prayer saved him from your arrow for a bit lmao
if he kept praying he would not die
@@petrotheburglar9850 does it work in real life ?
@@starxhilmie Yes I confirm
No it doesn't 🤣🤣@@danielc1241
So you went the Viking route huh?
Karl B Think I saw Athelstan in there
Fabian S watch out for floki
i can feel the monks thinking fuck i thought the viking age was over
monastery massacre sounds like the name of a black metal band
d e a d f o r m a tTM死者フォーマット 😂 yeah , sounds very trve cult 🤘🏻
Only jail? I think that if you did something like that in the medieval period, you would likely get executed. Possibly in a really painful and spectacular way.
torture for sure the church controlled everything back then
I think during the mediavel ages more sentences are death or torture or losing hands privilege
It’s hard to say honestly. After something like that they might not even torture. They’d probably want you dead asap
@@tristanhicks5372 they’d make a show of it for sure, maybe even to go as far as sticking horns on and pairing Henry red, then having executed in the worst possible prolonged way publicly. They’d definitely use it secure for support for the church, especially in the context of the hussites. Maybe they’d even blame the act on jun Hus.
After the Pious mission I needed this...
This is realy satisfaing
I gain deep hatred for this monastery after that quest
Me to I took me five retrays and a few hours of tedious monastery work. Then I proceeded to acetentely kill the entire commander Corp of camp vrinik
After that quest I shudder when I look upon those bleak walls and I rejoice that I'm not imprisoned there anymore.
A massacre at the monastery? This is will be 20 Hail Marys for you.
Execute order 66 in medieval
BAN BOWS AND ARROWS!!!!
How did we let a mentally handicapped lad legally get a hold of a bow and arrows?
We need to get rid of the second amendment of the Bohemian Constitution. The bow needs to be outlawed.
Cerberus !
There's no reason for the average Bohemian to own a full semi automatic assault style ghost bow that fires 30 arrows in half a second. We need sensible bow control now!
Semi fully automatic bows and arrows are a danger
you have fulfield my wish
I've clicked on this because I have migraine and frustration due to 'transcribing' portion of the monastery quest, the results never being 'good enough'. I think its a large Pro against any sort of mercy and love for humanity, contemplating to just go stab Pious right now to complete this quest. Murdering Brother Librarian would be a delightful bonus.
1:48 "Hahaha! Is that... (Death by Arrow in Face)"
A massacre in the monastery all the while some holy chanting plays in the background.
I’ll use this method as my last ditch effort.
He tried to stop trespassing but couldn't break the habit.
Purefoldnz sounds like a joke but it’s not lol
someone skipped the sword training
After I finished this quest I went back and killed the guy at 7:16 who looks like Dan Aykroyd. Payback for throwing me in a cell because I left mass too late, left lunch too late or any other bs excuse. I felt better afterwards.
Despite the role playing factor, it was honestly painful to see you miss so many shots even at close range. 😂
Its bcus hes playing on console
HONHONHON. Is that- *ded*
Gone weak at the knees, have you- *ded*
10:25 this felt like a horror movie scene with the music and the guy who hid there and you’re tracking him
15:11 I love how that one guard way on the left is just watching LOL
medieval schoolshooting
This mission changed my opinion on god
also when you knockout the prior hit him repeatedly with sword axe club or anything you can level up your stats in the quickest way (he can't die)
Same with the asshole in the pre game part right
Stop playing with the bow ffs
Donovan Dufour sword combat is broke, the AI blocks every swing, archery is much easier
it's not broken :D he just cannot use it cause he is not skilled enough in it ( and I mean that as a player as well as his ingame character). There is quite a learning curve to the sword mastery but it's very satisfiying.
Nope, just you or him can't beat enemy in early game due low skill of both ingame and outgame : )), in mid-late of game, sword combat become easy enough for you can kill many Cumans.
Helm+ sword combat is awesome. Very satisfying when you learn combos and proper blocking
what are you speaking about? what fuken combos? enemies blocking/countering each strike and they dont care about your sword/char level.
This place is so much fun to sneak around in - theres tons of rooms with perfect areas to sneak around in and lots of treasure to steal.
Its picklocking heaven if you’re running a thief build. I knocked out one of the monks who goes for a walk outside, stole the robe set and got the hell outta there before the guard woke up for duty lol
DEUS VULT
Dont come to mass tomorrow... you were alright.
4:47 Looks like you gave him *LUMBAGO* .
Norse Tradition
what are you doing bro????
Where is your god now priest?
#Hollyhood haha I see what you did there haha
#Hollyhood He Right Here And He Fresh Out Of Mercy
No blood effects? Yep, this game sucks.
I just repeated the fucking monastery quest so I didn´t lost my items. How the fuck was I supposed to know that I had to pay 260 GR at the exit when all I had was 200 GR? Really, fuck this quest. In paper it may sound nice, but in gameplay it was so fucking boring.
My Henry was triggered by his experience in the monastery. None survived.
this completes me after pious mission
First i think it cool to play as undercover monk , but just 2 days at monastery it's freak me out and end up sneaking kill all of them
14:22 - prime reason not to pick up arrows once shot, they appear to stack with other arrows *but only when unequipped* . Still not fixed as of patch 1.9.6.
Where did you get the longbow and the better piercing arrow ? couldnt find any trader that sells em.
EMS the hunter. He sells bows and arrows.
EMS you want to have about 1k on you. For a stack of (better arrows) and a decent bow. They come in 60. Wait three days and you can buy another 60.
Oh lol never even saw him. The one near the tavern in rattay right?
EMS yep right next to the black smith
ok thx a lot
I have a secret task.
Murdering an entire monestary tends to happen when you are on a secret mission in behalf of king Wensesclas.
now go you a synagogue and a mosque for equality :D
LittleFilms fuck you evil's
Try dropping Bane poison in their food
Someone should make a Lindisfarne massacre mod
Have you seen the guards do the billy jeans before 😂hilarious ,please do a video on the guard doing moonwalking ahahaha.
We just gonna ignore the fact that a guy with an arrow in his neck ran away
The 2nd guy had a thick skull. You only knock out him. :D
Killing unharmed men. I wonder what he could do with real weapons.
I spent 30 fucking days at this monastery, fuck me
when you too lazy to find pious so you just murder everyone
14,000 GROSCHEN.......what!!!
Huey Freeman ive got 30,000 and seen 2 vids where they have 50k its easy if you always loot corpses and build your rep up with a armour smith to 100 or close, But the pre-order treasure make it heaps easier you still have to find them though
Ethan C same dude i have near 300,000 because of the castle at talmberg and the battle before that.
Henry came to see them
See where praying gets you? 🤣🤣
It nice to watch someone channel that use to play a ps2 classic war of the whiskers
Hmm ai reactions are rather disappointing
Wow this game looks terrible
Quiet Kid Aim lvl. 100 be like...
Holy...holy shit. This is fucking awful. From the A.I. reacting to the fully armored guards not fucking rushing your ass, when they realize that you're only armed with a bow. What madness is this, how did so many people get hyped for this mess. Yikes.
the ai is awful
Played through kingdom come third time now. Only time I was able to get passed the monastery part. Came straight here after.
Combat in this game is soooo bad
Shameful AI
Anvil Massacre in Oblivion
I'm going to upload an even more ridicilious scenario (a bug) where if you trigger the alarm in Talmberg during the Night Raid mission from the outside it seems like most AI will think you are inside the castle and you can just go around killing people without anyone even knowing you are there, you will basically be 100% invisible to them. Will probably send that video to Warhorse so it can be fixed - i know the cause for it so will probably be fixed.
I only did this with Kunesh lol
Lol I got desperate for a way out of that awful place when I could find a key to leave. So I also went nuts and killed about 5 monks. Then they threw Henry in jail and later released him
After needle in a haystack i returned to exterminate that whole monastery at night. It felt so good to pierce their hearts with my dagger while looking in their scared eyes, knowing that there is no escape.
Hamas be like
PS4 Pro ?
yes
@@AFGuidesHD Nice aim for someone who uses a PS4 controller, I find it harder than on PC
Oh that's great the priest at 3:50 grabs his own back! FUCKKING ARROW!!
That what happens when you make Henry do a bunged quest lane XD