Random SWAT 4 Bullshittery (part 1)
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Cover image - Dickbutt - artist K.C. Green
0:43 - The Bill opening theme - ITV
2:23 & 6:01 - Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive
2:45 - Doug Stone - Psycho Mantis - Metal Gear Solid - เกม
Everyone else: "So we'll bust the door in, and yell POLICE."
Gambit: *Switches to full auto*
Everyone: We go in and yell "Police!"
Gambit: _flicks safety off and switches to full auto_
@@ryanchong9965 Why did you just repeat the same exact joke?
@@LazzyVamples Because reposting the joke in a separate comment and posing it as my own is a dick move.
@@ryanchong9965 Reposting the joke here is kind of stupid. Try not reposting at all and be original.
@@electroshock1021 what are you going to do, sue me?
the good thing about having a shit memory is that i can get to watch this again like i haven't watched it before.
I'm Stupid My Opinion Is SHIT But i literaly watched this more than 5 times, and is still hilarous AF
I'm Stupid My Opinion Is SHIT But that is a very clever username.
how can i trust your opinion when you're telling me that you're stupid.
I'm Stupid My Opinion Is SHIT But dude you're a fucking legend
i get it you're stupid stop saying that all the time.
"Zey did not comply so I shot zem!"
I love how Gambit seem to be the only one serious about this game. German precision. That's how zey almost won ze war.
@@Kasiarzynka emphasis on *almost*
I am German
ALTA Reaper think they mean the great war?
Allies didnt wanna dday even though stalin kept asking them was becuase they never trusted the Soviets and even some politicians wanted to go as far as invade or land lease the one that was winning
S.W.A.T= Special weapons and teabagging
*Sips tea*
SPESHUL WEATARTS ANT TACTIX!
***** "weatarts" Sounds like a posh desert
Unresolved Sexual Tension
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S.W.A.T= Soviet Womble and Team
It's ironic cause modern German police and special forces are famous for resolving sieges and hostage situations without firing a single shot.
Late reply, but Gambit has that SS bunker raid mentality
@@nonautemrexchristus5637 Did he serve with you in North Africa?
@@rabbit3734 of course not, that's why we lost
So are the French
Scourge of Salty typical German efficiency right here
I thought when you said gambit is from Germany he was going to throw tear gas in a room full of enemies and the close door
mann co so offensive its amazing xD
magic jonh Hi Jewish Im dad
magic john - too bad, it's funny
Wanderer628 omg xD
Im Jewish too, still find it funny
I think the best comments ever were:
"Zey did not comply, so I shot zem"
And
Phoenix yelling, "You are all my bitches"
I was ROFL when the American yelled "you are all my bitches" ;)
@@a64738 I mean its kinda true isn't it XD
6:11
4:36
Soviet: "you're not supposed to shoot civilians"
Gambit: *surprised pikachu face*
What do you expect he's from Germany
Civilians you mean “acceptable casualties”
@@tenkyboi5467 yes
6:11
1:57
"I think I know how they got in."
Cyanide is priceless :3
How German SWAT works:
-get in
-kill bad guys
-get out
Any questions?
-shoots guy that raised his hand
No questions.
How American Police work.*
+Great Britain you've obviously never seen how GSG:9 works. They're basically a death squad. badasses, that lot.
Great Britain
No.
How American SWAT works:
-Get to the location of the occurring;
-Try to negotiate with bad guy;
-Negotiations fail;
-Get inside the place;
-Tries to kill bad guy;
-Shoot innocent black guy in the other side of the street;
OR
-Kill bad guy after he killed a quarter of his hostages.
+Toki Wartooth GSG 9 isn't a death squad they only discharged their weapons 5 times over 1,500 operations - there great at intimidation and negotiation but are very trigger disciplined
+Brockers01 Last name :P someone did his homework, good job, have a cookie
Accurate representation of SWAT units in action
10/10
Jacob Perez "YOUR ALL MY BITCHES"
The Lunar Gamer "ALL OF YOU!!!"
4:25
1940 SS raid on French Resistance stronghold, colorized .
We meet again
NUKA MAGE
I see you are a man of culture as well!
Man I love history
Colin Woodward me too 😄
LOL i love these ww2 colorised memes.
0:00 always remember someone had to do the moaning for that civilian and was paid
It was deb ;)
Makes you wonder how many times the recording studio was making her repeat the moans just to mess with her...
Probably Deb
Some nights I wonder if Deb saw the video and laughs quietly to himself.
Her*
"Did you yell police?"
"He had a gun"
Better shoot Womble too, he also has a gun.
Nobody shoot Phoenix, though; he's American. He's allowed to have a gun, 'cause *_MURICA!!!_*
Diablos fuck yea
Destructo gaming *COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY*
The Ultra-Gamer i
10/10 PFP
5:46
I love that Soviet got so startled by the woman that he accidentally pulled out what appeared to be an optiwand on her.
Also, I'd like to point out that at 4:25, Gambit plays this game exactly like I would.
i havent seen Look-See for a long time now
Sorry to ruin the joke but Soviet was already deploying the optiwand before he noticed the woman, it's just that the animation takes a while.
But if it had been a hostile Soviet is 100% dead lol
"Best teamplay on TH-cam 11/10" - IGN
what anime is that girl in your picture from
Too much water
+Blenderdick Cuminsnatch Kirika (Senki Zesshou Symphogear)
Farhan AM thank you
I seem to have a knack for finding cesspools in comment sections
Expecting Gambit to yell "Blitzkrieg!!" whenever he breaches a building... DISAPPOINTED...
You dont yell blitzkrieg
"Just call me... the law..."
"Teh lor?"
The Lord of Rings!
Taylor
I am so glad that these 4 men, from vastly different cultures and backgrounds, could be brought together over video games, a common goal, and their shared level of immaturity. :D
+Auftragsmöwe Sometimes german media is really fucked up if it comes to gaming *eerrrr i mean "mindlessly killing hundreds of people while raping innocents"
+Auftragsmöwe "these guys will never find a girlfriend and are unsocial. And they never wash their hair." Coincidentally you can only see strange-lookinf persons and only guys. Our program is absolutely not biased btw
you made a dev team restart their little company ... nice
+Atlas Gen Hmmm, what do you mean sorry?
+SovietWomble I didn't say sorry but it's funny though. so its all good
+Atlas Gen No no, it's a turn of phrase used in inquiry. Where are you getting that information?
I think you may be mistaken however, as that "little" company was Irrational Games, shortly before they grew massively popular with the release of Bioshock. Last year Ken Levine folded his studio to take 15 core staff members with him to focus on digital-only, narrative driven games. As far as I'm aware SWAT isn't among them (and Vivendi would probably retain the franchise rights anyway).
+SovietWomble sorry the inadequate information I have
+SovietWomble I'm pretty sure they were just joking saying that your email made them shut down :'D
"That swat truck is wheelchair accessible, it has a ramp" Well i reckon they had to make certain measures for joe swanson yes?
Who?
Dunno if you’re serious but if you are, he’s a character from Family Guy who’s a police officer but his legs are paralyzed so he’s in a wheelchair.
mfw spartan killed the joke
That world politics part holy crap
its so true tho
Of course Britain would be the peace keepers. Since we are the most hypocritical country there is XD
Britain: _Girly screaming_
America: "YOU'RE ALL MY BITCHES! ALL OF YOU!"
Seems about right.
Artorias of the Abyss, so your American? Have you found the squirrel that nested on top of trumps head yet? No wonder he’s making so many awful decisions, I’d act like a mad man too if a rodent was trying to make a home on my head 🤣
Wolfsong 27 at least were not giving in to the massive immigrant migration thats killing your country
I'm surprised nobody made a "No Russian" joke at the metal detector.
Not everyone plays cod
POW Gaming. that would have been classic.
@@valen9835 they made a reference to it in a dayz siege at willow lake episode so they all have played it.
Also surprised a lot of people don't know the context of them saying "no Russian"
@@valen9835 Don't need to know the source to know a meme.
5:25 "Objects in mirror are closer then they appear"
Ive had this installed and played for the longest time, always fun.
Except the horrifying custom missions of a cult-house full of old ladies with LMGs.
Professional Police work gentlemen
THAT was impossibly hard
LMGs?
terrabite87 light machine gun browning m249 etc.
Khurelbat Bayanbat ooooh, thanks!
America:YOU'RE ALL MY BITCHES ALL OF YOU
ahh so accurate
Vincent KUNG F U What do we not do? We do more work in keeping peace in the Middle East than anyone else
Vincent KUNG F U Get knownnnnn kidddd
TheBlutopian you have a weird definiton of "peace"... lets just say, you're doing your best xD
@Lara lmao, the rest of the world relies on the US
@Lara It's probably what they tell kids in America lmao
"No, there's no need for words, Snake. I am PSYCHO MANTIS!"
-Psycho Mantis
It's a crime that they never made a SWAT 5.
TriviaBot It was actually in the works for a little bit, but they dropped it in favor of other projects. RIP Irrational.
+Kent Lang no......
TriviaBot its called ready or not
I know this comment is ancient but I'll share anyway. Look up "Ready or Not". It's the spiritual successor to the Swat series and it looks very promising.
Hey, thanks for that. Ready or Not looks very promising indeed.
"It didn't work, i think i know how they got in"
Andrew Ricardo noice...
Andrew Ricardo d
After all these years, the Psycho Mantis joke is still one of my favorites.
"You're not the german police, you're the SS, that's what you are!" I died.
S.P.A.Z Special People And Zerofucks
S.P.A.Z.F.
S.P.A.Z tic
Special Wankers At Times
S.W.A.T
Soviet Wombles Autistic Team
S.W.A.T Swanky Women and Tits 4sale
Everyone else: police?..
Gambit: So anyway I started *_blasting_*
Leave it to wumble to shut down a game company
Camp Blood Gaming network wot
Did you try watching the video?
Camp Blood Gaming network Oh, is that what happened now.
Wumble......
I just found this channel and its fucking amazing lmao!
Everyone: "Police! Get on the ground!"
Gambit: "So anyway, I started blasting"
Your bullshittery series is awesome, I loved the ARMA ones especially since that's how I found your channel.
agreed! You don't understand how much I've rewatched his arms videos. Well tbh all of his videos.
"Zey did not comply, So I shot zem."
*Edit* Jesus I posted this ages ago as a sort of off-hand comment, didn't think this many people would like it lmao
+Calipto And thats exactly how 80% of the germans speak englisch xD
I died laughing! XD
+Muffin man Dan game mechanic. Basically you can only fire at a person if youve declared yourself a police officer; theyre taking an action that puts your life, or anyone elses life in danger. Its only then that it becomes a legal killing.
Shooting someone without meeting these conditions meets a heavy score penalty. Your objective is to arrest people.
+SovietWomble
Reply to this comment and I give away my 1k cs:go inventory!
Aye
Now that Ready or Not is available on steam, I can't wait Soviet and Cyanide teabagging civillians in 4K
Best politics representation ever
That world politics skit had me in tears! XD
2:23 The hand on the gun started slapping to the rythm. xD
Soviet truly is a god of editing.
6:09 the new Rainbow Six Siege operators look good
" p.s the charges of statutory rape were recently dropped, so im free on sunday" FFS womble i cant watch one of your videos without laughing my head off LOLOLOL
+Blitz
Holy shit o.o Are you ok? You better go find your head man, those are important
Daiyuki117 "those" lmao
+Blitz Theres no need to be a dick because the guy misspelled Those
BugManGaming & Airsoft he didnt misspell "those", it was the fact that he said "those" which is a plural word for "that" so when he said "better go find your head man, those are important" he was basically saying that i had more than one head
+Blitz I think he was just implying heads are important... In plural. So no he isn't saying you have more than one instead he is just remarking heads are important to a human being.
womble: gambit is german...
me: so? I am too, that seems slightly offensive...
gambit: *murders everyone including civilians but leaving a blond guy*
cyanide: "you're not the german police, you're the SS!"
me after that: huh... makes sense, that is true-ish
cyanide: "zey did not comply, so I shot zem!!"
me: I'm goning to use that!
Nekron posting but did he rly leave just an aryan alive?
Gambit is now my favorite because i'm also german
Does he have a channel?
Ich auch ^^
Run help na im kiddibg in germin to
Wundebar.. But I'm still a cyanide fan
Haha I am German as well the English language is hard to learn doesn't sound as nice as German though am I right
"Cyanide we're gonna follow you." -famous last words
Legend days he's still waiting for a reply from Deb
When cyanide said gambit is not an ordinary police he was a SS..I imagined Gambit has small Gestapo mode a little bit or something has a ancestors of his family or something lol
And everyone masturbates to Nep’s facebook.
Billy Siravo "Hey Nep, Roses are Red violettes are blue pornhub is dowm your facebook will do" 😂
Edward Kenway what’s neps Facebook?
@@daisy-m766 Asking too, for a friend.
He'd have to be from Argentina then.
The players
Womble= British
Cyanide= Indian
Gambit= German
Phoenix= American
Kaffe: Swedish
Phoenix = American
+FinRanomness you're not that bright, are you?
461sly Yeah, probably not. Don't know how I didn't notice it there the first time, honestly.
+FinRanomness Phoenix got kicked out of the group :(
Imagine this lot playing ready or not
I don’t think there would be much difference and it would be incredible
the scream womble makes when phoenix tazes him is an amazing one and it never fails to make me laugh. XD
God I love this Channel. Always makes me happy
Watching this again, and hearing The Bill theme tune at the beginning really hits hard.
"Your not the german Police your the SS" XD
you're*
Idiot.
RHGravity youre a special kind of special arent you?
Because I know English?
Sigh.....
He even spelled it correctly in the subtitles.
I’m sad
Womble is 32 and cyanide is 22
Wait what? He said hes 23 in his counter strike vr video
@@hobeiraqi3688 Actually, Womble said that he's in his thirties.
Why does that make you sad?
Womble's an old fuck
@@FormulePoeme807 he's a Soviet, of course he's old. Too bad that masterful British accent training couldn't be used for Rodina
I would be fascinated to see a rainbow 6 siege addict play this game
you're not the German police your the SS that was funniest thing ever 5:06
+Anne Alexander *you're
+Pandadox Happy
Anne Alexander yeah
Jes but false the german special police shot 5 times in 1700 missions
"Zey did *not* comply, so I *shot* zem!"
taht was gold too, even Gambit agreed! XD
* In an international counter-terrorism op *
British Operator: Alright, everyone get the flashes and smokes we’re going to breach. Remember, take as many alive as you can.
German Operator: *Shoots everyone, including the hostage*
American Operator: *Blanketing the area with grenades and C4*
Russian Operator: *Just filled the building with nerve gas*
British Operator: ...
Damnit, save some for me!
0:30 the amount of meta that statement becomes when you remember they uploaded this on youtube is staggering
this game deserves a reboot. i hope irrational studios and 2k can do it or a remastered version. this game is dope.
7:30 - I'd just like to point out Cyanide counted down from 3 and went on 0 - like it should be done.
6 years later this gets recomended on youtube.
Now thats beatyfull
Gambit is 100% one of my favorite ZF members’.
Edit: one of the funny things is that the gun gambit used to kill all of those people was a standard German assault rifle.
I can't really rewatch people's YT videos like I can Womble's. They're too good.
3:32 soviet took a solid 3 seconds staring at the drawing of the girl in her night dress
I have seen 3 of your vids, all i can say is i subbed when i watched the first one
Cyanid said "I swear to cow"
Thanks to these videos, at least two of my friends have bought this game on GOG thinking they can do it better than Womble.
Attempts so far haven't been spectacular.
Alright!
welcome to another episode of Rainbow six siege!
Steampunk MC fuck off
xD
Steampunk MC this is nothing like r6
humor, man ;)
Really? Correct series, but wrong game. Its the og r6
Who else watches this in 2022, waiting for him to release "Ready or Not Bullshittery"?
00:50 the bill sound track absolutely slapping
Ironic that this gets recommended to me now of all times.
It's not ironic, you cis.
how does one obtain this game?
Sadly, no online distribution exists due to a licensing disagreement. Physical copies of the gold edition are still available, but often rare and expensive. Recommend you...eerr...get a copy from the back of the internet-lorry.
Ben Blendheim Download a program called Hamachi. Then add your friend's IP addresses to it. It will pretend to be a LAN connection between all of you. And connect pretty much instantly.
Ben Blendheim You've all got the same version? Preferably the Gold version, which is the vanilla game + the expansion pack content and a ton of updates?
Ben Blendheim Hey, if you're still trying to play, are you willing to play with another person? I don't actually know anyone who plays this game and I would really like to try mp.
Ben Blendheim Send an invite, I'm Kir.
Is crazy how this video became more relevant over the years
That Psycho Mantis moment still gets me. XD
I'm Psycho Mantis!!!
KerfuffleCookies no your KerfuffleCookies
All right...
I wouldt say Gambit is our next FÜHRER!
we need a ready or not bullshittery now
Never heard someone say "banging" when throwing a flashbang.
Who else is back here after watching Soviet's latest upload?
Loving “The Bill” as the theme tune.
I really want to see the full stream of this.
+Ferp “Merpgerp” Lerpjerpington I agree
2:40 psycho mantis? Is that you?
2:45 HOW CAN YOU READ MY MIND
10 years ago is craaaazy
Good to see that Twitch Chat remembers Deb after all this time. 💖🍑
Well maybe Gambit was thinking like GSG9 which is a counter-terrorist police.
***** The "Hitlerjugen" was a name for the 12th Waffen-SS Division, it was coined because of youth of many of its recruits and where those recruits often came from.
No the Hitlerjugend was like a club where every Kid from 6 to 18 had to go(drills and weapon courses inclusive) on from there they got to the Wehrmacht. The thing you meant was the "Volkssturm" in Berlin where even 12 year olds were fighting.
A little more knowledge for ya
Manno Meter I'm talking about the Waffen-SS unit nicknamed "Hitlerjurgen" (because that unit has a lot of recruits who conscripted from the Hitlerjurgen) not the actual organization itself.
Draegon Manaka The GSG 9 has only fired their weapons in five missions.
I love watching these in 2021 it brings back good memories
8:14
Oh look, Womble's being a good pal and helping Nordern out in the dating game,
2:50
Psycho Mantis?
You're that ninja...
Swat 4 is such an underated game. Its so good. Please do more!
I’m not sure if this video aged like honey, or aged like a fine wine. Hmmm,.
6:04 literally Rainbow
Bonnie1020Production no Indian operators yet.
Does India have a spec ops unit? I mean one on par with groups like the SAS and GIGN
Meerkat More It's so SpecOps, that we don't even know about it.
@@filmandfirearms I think there something like black cats
@@filmandfirearms yes. There are Marcos and para sf. There is also the nsg. But not much is known about these units. They are all very secretive. And that's how specops units work. They are supposed to be secretive.
"There are people watching us teabag a civilian" This... this is why I'm subscribed
At 8:09 in the video you can see that Womble is looking at a Justin Bieber Facebook page, there's also a Spice Girls tab open. I wonder why.
I know it's an old comment but look at the pics he saved at the exact same time stamp.
Hahahahahaha..
Those saved photos at 8:17 tho. Womble pls
The opening gets me every damn time, even EIGHT damn years later XD Teabagging that poor woman for a good 30 seconds before realizing they have a crowd. SW's vids get me in a better mood every time. I kinda wonder where I'd be without them, they've got me out of some rough patches over the years.
Soviet
Womble
And
Twats
4
SWAT 4 is such a good game
***** amen
bukanbangkit what about the original Ghost Recon?
That opening is still a better law enforcement response than the one in Uvalde.
Soviet, if you read this and see Gamblet, say Hi from a fellow german Player :D
And if Gamblet reads this:
"JUNGE, NICHT SO VIEL GEBALLER, SSkaliert sonst!"
+LetsAMP gabmlet? gambit!
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME AUTOCORRECT?!
LetsAMP xD
Ein deutscher yay :D
EIN FLUFFIGES EINHORN! YAY! :D