Random Arma 3 Antistasi Bullshittery - part 2/5

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  • @Me-zl7mu
    @Me-zl7mu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4114

    *Its "Anti Tank" so Busses wouldn't blow up if it rides on top of it*
    *LOGIC 100*

    • @prashantks
      @prashantks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      I think the logic was about a tank being far more heavier than a bus.

    • @User_2
      @User_2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      From Wikipedia "The M624 fuze requires 3.75 pounds of pressure to move the tilt rod, and once it exceeds 20 degrees of tilt the mine will detonate." that's if arma 3 anti-tank mines are actually M15 mines.

    • @moroit1
      @moroit1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@User_2 Anti-tank mines i've handles had break-off cap that required quite some weight to break as not to detonate if men stepped on to it. Car would have broken it and you could also install it w/o the cap so that very little pressure would crush the detonator.

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Most pressure sensitive Anti-tank mines need about 1 ton of pressure to set one off. Most cars will do that, hell some cows will even do that.

    • @cmotdibbler4454
      @cmotdibbler4454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@cnlbenmc a car will have to weigh about 4 tons to get each wheel to exert that amount of force (each wheel takes approx 1/4 the load of a car)

  • @jeaniciasparkles
    @jeaniciasparkles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    “No chanting death to America.”
    “Awww.”
    “Ok a little chanting death to America.”
    “Yaaaay!”

    • @Skijaramaz
      @Skijaramaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I am an american and I kinda approve of this sentiment. A harsh spanking and humbling at the very least. We sorely need it over here.

    • @Zamntron
      @Zamntron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Skijaramaz our first sin was making fortnite

    • @SkullzJoker12
      @SkullzJoker12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Literally next episode,
      "I wish I hadn't said that"

    • @fumiyamda9223
      @fumiyamda9223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me: DEATH TO AMERICA

    • @Jonathan-fb1kj
      @Jonathan-fb1kj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Death to America and Butter sauce.

  • @sammymerzel5765
    @sammymerzel5765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4451

    8:17 The crackle in Cyanide’s mic makes his rage so much better

    • @killimon1635
      @killimon1635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      It was radio

    • @askdeterminataleandaus5670
      @askdeterminataleandaus5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@killimon1635 still better.

    • @askdeterminataleandaus5670
      @askdeterminataleandaus5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@killimon1635 Also, i like the Rick And Morty Themed Name. C-137 is the dimension where the original Rick and Morty are, So, nice

    • @GrassPokeKing
      @GrassPokeKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sammy Merzel When the supervisor is a Battle Droid and giving you a real good chewing out

    • @Mohit-dm6uy
      @Mohit-dm6uy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait that was cy?

  • @zed.lmaooo
    @zed.lmaooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3049

    "Why do I recognize that?"
    "It's the Pornhub thing."
    "I... did not recognize that."

    • @CrocandCo.
      @CrocandCo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      RIP Hub's 10 million videos

    • @owencole2406
      @owencole2406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Deception 100

    • @iwantlee9510
      @iwantlee9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@CrocandCo. Yeah, it's disgusting and F'd up that they removed so much good content...

    • @stylishniggachannel4763
      @stylishniggachannel4763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@iwantlee9510 yeah I can’t fab to my favorite vids because it was “flagged”

    • @Fr0zenEagle
      @Fr0zenEagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@iwantlee9510 worst part is that they'll probably make only a token effort to put some of it back, even though it says "under review".

  • @shootinandstabbin
    @shootinandstabbin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    "THESE FOOKIN GLASSES AIN'T PRESCRIPTION MAN!"
    It's the accent that makes that sentence hilarious.

    • @standarduser7105
      @standarduser7105 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Just Alex
      If only Abbot and Costello spoke like that.

    • @duckf8622
      @duckf8622 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cookien lazer soits

    • @duckf8622
      @duckf8622 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fookin lazer soits

    • @Clementinewoofwoof
      @Clementinewoofwoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just Alex we need the full clip of them talking like that!

  • @TheGuardDuck
    @TheGuardDuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

    Poor Womble gets no respect. He insists on a respectful name for the uprising, but they keep calling it WANK, But...
    As soon as they screw up, some fool sings the Badgers song...

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      but they are the badgers, they are the badgers.

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i thought of Fighting Union of Creative Killerwhales
      or Solidarity of Enourmous Xavier
      or League Of Very Extraordinary
      EDIT: i fufked up

    • @NoRezos
      @NoRezos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Delta1296pt2 Dude, it's "fwaggot"

    • @Kronoscyl
      @Kronoscyl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      St Anger

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Ch4pp13 They fight for freedom (but mainly money).

  • @isaac2990
    @isaac2990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2664

    "Fock these glasses aren't prescription!"
    Been there buddy

    • @user-ft8uk3xo7l
      @user-ft8uk3xo7l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't get it? Would you be so kind as to explain that to me? Thanks in advance.

    • @jennymckenzie5304
      @jennymckenzie5304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Soviet getting Scouse and Geordie confused lol

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@user-ft8uk3xo7l he needs glasses to see and the glasses he’s wearing Aden prescription

    • @user-ft8uk3xo7l
      @user-ft8uk3xo7l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@PhoenixAce that's not a bit less confusing

    • @goodhore
      @goodhore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@user-ft8uk3xo7l the guy's got some eye problem hence why he couldn't spot the enemy. he wore a glass but the glasses he's wearing are not prescription glasses, hence why didn't spot them.

  • @kamen42
    @kamen42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

    3:48 They should have brought a shotgun with the Doomsday rounds. The building would be down in no time and they wouldn't even need to sneak in like that.

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Just get a protractor attachment on your shotgun, do a bit of math, and just fucking use it like artillary and snipe buildings from the base.

    • @Xlxxlegendz
      @Xlxxlegendz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Tumbleflop depends if the doomsday round is a slug or buckshot, if its a slug your idea would work, if its a buckshot, then you would probably not land 2 shots on the target

    • @unknownentityenthusiast6765
      @unknownentityenthusiast6765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Xlxxlegendz the doomsday is a HE slug iirc, IDK how that works

    • @markbaltazar6916
      @markbaltazar6916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know this was from a year ago, but could you imagine if that didn't work either?

    • @luigimrlgaming9484
      @luigimrlgaming9484 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@markbaltazar6916Step 3: ask the CIA for WMDs

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1805

    *civilian explodes from womble’s mine*
    🎵 badgers, we are the badgers...🎵

    • @jaken7782
      @jaken7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      🎵Now fighting against democracy!🎵

    • @sceptical8694
      @sceptical8694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FullLifeSlick America’s a republic...

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sceptical8694 yet follows basic requirements for democracy

    • @ocwkuro
      @ocwkuro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sceptical8694 "Democracy" and "Republic" are not mutually exclusive terms.

    • @sceptical8694
      @sceptical8694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, but because of the fact that we vote for representatives that means we are a republic. A republic is just a more effective and efficient democracy.

  • @krnyjan7156
    @krnyjan7156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2515

    **Nevil speaks English good enough to be understood**
    me: This...does put a smile on my face

    • @epicpinecone4593
      @epicpinecone4593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      OR we all have become fluent in idiot...

    • @adamrodriguez7949
      @adamrodriguez7949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Were nearing the end of his learning english character arc

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Epic Pinecone I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case

    • @thesuffering0412
      @thesuffering0412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@travFOwler2000 he's foreign or something

    • @raynarix8637
      @raynarix8637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Impossible”

  • @davidnordby1357
    @davidnordby1357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    2:17 the gibberish is Norwegian. He says "Nei, men ta deg en bolle! Hallo!" That means "Eat a bun damn it! Hello!"

    • @nomore1088
      @nomore1088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It took me like 3 times to understand it, but when I did, it felt really obvious. Cant believe I missed it the first time.

    • @ihh2921
      @ihh2921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh dang you're right, how'd I miss that, typical norsemen. Ain't even a wierd dialect

    • @nomore1088
      @nomore1088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ihh2921 Yeah I know right. It sounds like just random bullshit at first.

    • @tally3018
      @tally3018 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey everyone! we are making a RTS mod for ARMA, Inspired by Command and Conquer / Total WAr.
      The scenario functions on vanilla ARMA and does nod need other mods to function. I was hoping you would check it out!
      Ill leave some links below:
      steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2484091987 (Steam workshop).
      th-cam.com/video/29Hc7BINPnI/w-d-xo.html (the first trailer we did)
      th-cam.com/video/ObHby_56F8Y/w-d-xo.html (Video showing the unit control).
      There are a couple more videos on my channel showing the gameplay.

    • @finnpeterson4335
      @finnpeterson4335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tally3018 Very strange place to shill, but whatever.

  • @yuwix3242
    @yuwix3242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2669

    I love it when Cyanide screams at Womble after the anti-tank mine just exploded

    • @nyotamwuaji6484
      @nyotamwuaji6484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Dispel pray tell why not?

    • @halogalaxy5612
      @halogalaxy5612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@nyotamwuaji6484 I think anti tank mines require an extremely heavy weight in order to trigger it, so regular civvy car or truck technically shouldn't trigger it but you didn't hear that from me

    • @cdeer17
      @cdeer17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@halogalaxy5612 not all of them are like that though some actually use a rod being pressed against a fuse or a magnet to set the thing off

    • @gravityfox8118
      @gravityfox8118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @MattsNotBanned_ its because its on the radio?

    • @Ninnuam999
      @Ninnuam999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @MattsNotBanned_ That's because of the radio

  • @skylarriddell
    @skylarriddell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8104

    Has no one noticed Nevil can be somewhat understandable now?

    • @T3rr0rc0Re
      @T3rr0rc0Re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +912

      Yea it got better earlier this year, sometimes he speaks quite clearly, to a point where you dont realize that its Nevil speaking.

    • @skylarriddell
      @skylarriddell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      @@T3rr0rc0Re agreed man its amazing how far his speech patterns have coom

    • @abhijeetshrestha1502
      @abhijeetshrestha1502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +991

      Our ability to comprehend "Idiot" has just gotten better is all.

    • @skylarriddell
      @skylarriddell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@abhijeetshrestha1502 oh my god haha ya that to

    • @nicolascoast9653
      @nicolascoast9653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      skylarriddell Does that mean we speak idiot now? haha

  • @arkakon5818
    @arkakon5818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3826

    Aizen: Picks up dead man's switch for two seconds
    WiFi: I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @GamerPug-vm1oo
      @GamerPug-vm1oo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TeamWaage looks like we’ve come across a Grammar Nazi

    • @Yceb0x
      @Yceb0x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      GamerPug 1234
      And we’ll never not need one >:)

  • @Airforceproud95
    @Airforceproud95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2755

    Brilliant

    • @lawrizli8672
      @lawrizli8672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      hey its you!!!

    • @Ethan70779
      @Ethan70779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That one guy on the internet! I know him he flies those sky birds!

    • @Dylan_Sterling
      @Dylan_Sterling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Are you Airforceproud95?

    • @Yoko_Grim
      @Yoko_Grim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ArmyGround15 spotted

    • @AndrewLoL_
      @AndrewLoL_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Groundpound69

  • @quwaz11
    @quwaz11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    11:38 Japanese military planning meeting, circa 1941, colorized.

    • @BillehBobJoe
      @BillehBobJoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      thats actually good...

    • @chrishya1099
      @chrishya1099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It actually fits so well

    • @yuhengwang2185
      @yuhengwang2185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @SchlopFlopper
      @SchlopFlopper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That’s actually pretty accurate

    • @synthwavecat96
      @synthwavecat96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah even the Russian part!

  • @GrenzRell
    @GrenzRell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3038

    "This clan is a sh*t-show"
    And that's why we love them

    • @tommygunengineer9184
      @tommygunengineer9184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Precise af

    • @math3000
      @math3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Isn't that why we're here?

    • @user-pt5cl2ro6f
      @user-pt5cl2ro6f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      666th

    • @RadimentriX
      @RadimentriX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      why did i read the 2nd sentence in Quebecs voice?

    • @IndianaJones-np7is
      @IndianaJones-np7is 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-pt5cl2ro6f come gfgfgggfggggggggggggcpggggggggggggggfppffpcppfcpfpggggpccpcpcpccpcpcppccpcpcpcpggpccpcpcpcpcpcfppcfppcpcfpcpcpcppccpcpcpcpcpccppccfppcpcfpcpcpcppcpcfpcppcfpcfffffpcfpcpcpcppcxcfxddcfcdcffxdcffffffffxdcffffxcffgxddgdddddcxcpcpcpcpcpcppcfpcpcfdddddgdgdggdd

  • @shutupandpick740
    @shutupandpick740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6340

    I like how Nevil's name is actually "Holy 'n Evil", and they have clarified this, but he's still Nevil.

    • @Calyptico
      @Calyptico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +763

      I remember a stream where Cyanide just outright told him to embrace his persona as nobody is going to call him anything other than Nevil.

    • @gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179
      @gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Aah, the wonders of the internet.

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Well, Holy'n'Evil doesn't have quite the same ring to it like Nevil.

    • @andrewg9216
      @andrewg9216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      I love how much Nevils English has improved.

    • @Packers786
      @Packers786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      shut up idiot

  • @morphman86
    @morphman86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    "Aye shoot a fooken gun atas"
    "Dees fooken glaasses ain't prescription man"

  • @dinamitekiller4843
    @dinamitekiller4843 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    After nearly 4 years, I've just now realized that the face on the dead-man switch bombs, is in fact Soviet's actual face😂.

    • @Gigglesnix
      @Gigglesnix 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      WOAH

    • @aryabratsahoo7474
      @aryabratsahoo7474 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Holy shit! Its actually looks like his face. Imagine him just making that face!!

    • @savvi3128
      @savvi3128 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Sigh, there was already face reveal before the official face reveal in his The Forest video essay. We never had a slightest idea. Damn, Soviet you beautiful bastard you.

  • @Mantic-64
    @Mantic-64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    6:46 You got to admit, thats more dedication than Cy has ever put into something besides pringles

    • @mavrik104
      @mavrik104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Food in general knowing Cy.

    • @yeetmaster6984
      @yeetmaster6984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      No you dont get it it has Pringles cans shoved in the missile tubes that why he wants it.

    • @PleasantLeech
      @PleasantLeech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It is strange how he can achieve anything he wants to but he only wants the most unusual thing you'd never expect.

    • @alisondavid8404
      @alisondavid8404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This dude can be a professional player if he wants.... buts food is 💘

    • @aussieman4791
      @aussieman4791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yeetmaster6984 You know the rocket tubes on the Apaches? They got fuckin pringles tubes stuck in them instead of missiles

  • @cisco3111
    @cisco3111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7322

    ZF Clan: "Accidentally" committing War Crimes since 1970.

    • @aliciafraser1835
      @aliciafraser1835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Some how that feels like, a million times worse

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      9 years later they're the reason the Soviet Afghan war started.

    • @Nicmadis
      @Nicmadis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Obviously it's accidental war crimes.
      If they were to plan a war crime they would cock it up somehow.

    • @mercedesbenzdelos90s
      @mercedesbenzdelos90s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Can't make a cake without breaking some eggs" -ZF Clan

    • @CMTechnica
      @CMTechnica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      C Bravo in their case, can’t break an egg without making a few cakes

  • @allaltitudeproductions454
    @allaltitudeproductions454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    4:00 is anyone gonna ignore the fact that nevil just spoke UNDERSTANDABLE ENGLISH?

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ikr. I read another comment about how his pronunciation improved and I actually started rewatching the video because I haven't even noticed him. If he can do this, there's still hope for pretty much everyone.

    • @thaurane
      @thaurane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Well he's part of the ZF. The standards were pretty low to begin with.

    • @Hellscrap3r
      @Hellscrap3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That specific line about resetting his game was actually intelligible. Blew me away the first time I heard it.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's like a velocirpator in Jurassic Park, he's learning

    • @yovanbidenovic4940
      @yovanbidenovic4940 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where is Nevil from? California?

  • @noddlefoodle5691
    @noddlefoodle5691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    6:15 is the timestamp for the animation

    • @tron-fan1824
      @tron-fan1824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The Fives Echo, and Cody one? Or something else?
      Edit: Either way thanks 😊

    • @afailureofaanimator6744
      @afailureofaanimator6744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thxs mans

    • @rellaxer3784
      @rellaxer3784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you

    • @ghanig9948
      @ghanig9948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the one with the clones? or are there more?

    • @samueljo7910
      @samueljo7910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ghanig9948 This video: th-cam.com/video/jHqk81i-7to/w-d-xo.html

  • @roadhouse6999
    @roadhouse6999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1557

    CSAT is Red
    NATO is Blue
    His name not Nevil
    And he's got no glue

    • @daniellehershey4731
      @daniellehershey4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Perfect

    • @vu3071
      @vu3071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He already know his name wasn't Nevil, he just call him Nevil

    • @unkennyvalley287
      @unkennyvalley287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Absolute perfection

    • @TemptationsEnd
      @TemptationsEnd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Butt to butt

    • @FBIagentObama
      @FBIagentObama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BEST POEM EVER DUDE 🎉🎉🎊🎊🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🎖🎖🎖

  • @depsydawn9206
    @depsydawn9206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1950

    Heey, Nevil's English improved like... Significantly! He is now more understandable!
    Or you guys are now fluent in idiot therefore able to understand him...And to be honest I don't know..

    • @vu3071
      @vu3071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I was thinking, When did he learn to talk? Nice!

    • @deef6242
      @deef6242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe we're all fluent in idiot

    • @baconpantsable
      @baconpantsable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe Nevil was secretly the smart one of the group

    • @BaHy_23_01_2K
      @BaHy_23_01_2K 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I when through the entire video mistaking someone else's voice with Nevil. Boiii did he improves.

  • @athonkinguser6700
    @athonkinguser6700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    3:54
    After watching this video more than 20 times, I hear that it’s Nevil laughing

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my god, same, thanks :) Edit: Iirc.

  • @solidzaku2
    @solidzaku2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    10:30 . That smile. There was another casualty to that bombing. I died laughing.

  • @adlerdoesdumbshit8990
    @adlerdoesdumbshit8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3382

    So, ZF is a bunch of trolls, and their HQ is in a swamp? Ok.

    • @boldontarian
      @boldontarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Now I can legally call Soviet a swamp creature.

    • @thesandman9377
      @thesandman9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      When you think about it, "All Star" would be remarkably apropos as the ZF theme song.

    • @peasantking2622
      @peasantking2622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      SOMEBOOOOODY

    • @DeltaTenNZ
      @DeltaTenNZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the world is gonna roll me

    • @tylerlundry1906
      @tylerlundry1906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What that league of evil dudes in justice league called? HQ is in a swamp.... wonder who in ZF is luther

  • @ygorschuma3059
    @ygorschuma3059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2831

    Wait, Nevil has been comprehensible the whole episode? what

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      *WITCHCRAFT!*

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      He recently got a new mic

    • @lt-yx1hx
      @lt-yx1hx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      It's like hearing Bumblebee speak for the first time

    • @skysoldaccount5531
      @skysoldaccount5531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I think I heard once he just does it to screw with Womble, but I cant confirm this so dont take my word on iy

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@Jin-di9zv His mic never was the problem, the problem was that he sounded like a irish man with a dick in his mouth and no teeths

  • @blueshadow7014
    @blueshadow7014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    With Cyanide going through all of that to get a trophy, you'd think the enemy in game would be terrified if He puts that sort of effort into the mission

  • @KS-gi2so
    @KS-gi2so 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    6:28 Both at the same time, “But we’re not on a road.”

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    Me: Sees Womble video.
    Womble: Gonna take a 8-9 week break.
    Me: Business as usual.

    • @xSayresthx
      @xSayresthx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well not a break, he's making an animation

    • @francomarrocu7430
      @francomarrocu7430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xSayresthx really?

    • @154ahmadavicenna9
      @154ahmadavicenna9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      8-9 weeks is not that long, it's only 2 months or so, considering Womble only upload once in 3 month

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Is this the real life, is this reality?”

    • @yehonatanivgi9073
      @yehonatanivgi9073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      8-9 monthes*

  • @jane_s.
    @jane_s. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4637

    Nevil is actually becoming understandable. I'm amazed.

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      Is he? Or are we just getting better at understanding him by now?

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I'm so proud watching Nevil grow.

    • @egnato1165
      @egnato1165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Character development

    • @simosgaming
      @simosgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And that's what I call, character development. Gg Soviet

    • @NotBorno
      @NotBorno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      N' evil not Nevil btw

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    5:33
    I can't unsee the mental image of Womble destroying his meat with Moonlight Sonata in the background

  • @rib544
    @rib544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    11:17 The dead man switch, and the lost commander two of the best things that happened in this gameplay :)

  • @mikesmith-mr9ti
    @mikesmith-mr9ti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Chinny's war starter pack
    1)Pistol - 1x
    2)Kevlar - 1x
    3)Morphine - 77x and pretty much whole pharmacy shop in the bag

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cyanide needs his medication.

    • @mikesmith-mr9ti
      @mikesmith-mr9ti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davecrupel2817 Oh yeah the old episode flashbacks :DD

    • @damrullah
      @damrullah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davecrupel2817 there's never enough morphine for cyanide 🤣

    • @chrisbartow192
      @chrisbartow192 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey morphine sells for alot in altos okay

    • @undrscor6741
      @undrscor6741 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't see a problem.

  • @sheenydonut
    @sheenydonut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    My friends: 'Arma 3 is a dead game'
    *SovietWomble uploads video*
    *1.1 million views in 10 hours*

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      99% of the peopel who watch the video dont have arma 3 or dont play it anymore. Arma 3 has died with CCG going down and Sa-Cunt pulling that full wipe bs. Now all you have left is cancer milsim servers and a few exile servers.

    • @alvarg
      @alvarg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LocalDeepstateAgent we still have some exile servers, wasteland and king of the hill servers in australia

    • @alvarg
      @alvarg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      game is pretty old though, we need arma 4!

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alvarg Yeah but none of those communitys is really active. You got your average 20-50 players on the exile servers but only around 3pm-7pm

  • @ninjawarriorgirl1
    @ninjawarriorgirl1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    the singing of ‘Do you hear the people sing’ warmed my heart fucking love les miserables

  • @CarrionCrow993
    @CarrionCrow993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    8:15
    *Boom*
    "What?!"
    "YOU PUT AN ANTI TANK MINE ON THE MAIN ROAD! THE MAAAIN ROAD!"

    • @FedUpFancy
      @FedUpFancy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I love the wild cackling in the background.

    • @galaxy8910
      @galaxy8910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FedUpFancy
      Me too. It just adds to the hilarity

  • @madokuynsstash1979
    @madokuynsstash1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    No-one
    Aizen *holds dead man switch
    Wifi: yeet

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3857

    So after 2-3 bullshitteries in a row I'm going to submerge a little bit to work on some side-projects. My advanced apologies for my absence. Probably be gone for 8-9 weeks or so. See you soon xx

    • @mrnoobssayshi
      @mrnoobssayshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Nooooo

    • @davecroes3086
      @davecroes3086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      Business as asual :p

    • @MrLeeamus
      @MrLeeamus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ARG GIMME MORE SOVIET VIDEO JUICE ARG!!!!

    • @sebs143
      @sebs143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      SovietWomble apriciate your content

    • @aidenweber7355
      @aidenweber7355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Again?!

  • @llmkursk8254
    @llmkursk8254 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Returning to this video because apparently the eyes and mouth on the satchel charge are from Soviet’s *face.*
    Edit: Thanks @spk1121 in the replies. 10:36 for the moment.

    • @onemorescout
      @onemorescout ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Who would have even guessed?

    • @danykilson4950
      @danykilson4950 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh my god it is. That's surreal.

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      10:36

    • @llmkursk8254
      @llmkursk8254 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@spk1121 thanks

  • @tinkerairforce6003
    @tinkerairforce6003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "I don't speak for drunk cy, No one speaks for drunk cy"
    Cy

  • @Ardox_the_fatebreaker
    @Ardox_the_fatebreaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2857

    -"Sir we are reporting a missing su 25"
    -"WHAT HAPPENED" -"Apparently one guy with a sniper rifle and a pistol took out our entire base then stole it..."

    • @EmeraldPro360
      @EmeraldPro360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Simo Hayha intensifies

    • @isoantti
      @isoantti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      "Florida man attacks a military base with a hunting rifle; makes his escape in a Russian fighter"

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Topias Isotalo I think I remember seeing a movie with a similar premise, some American bloke snuck into the Soviet Union to steal a prototype jet fighter

    • @DanielSmith-ze9lw
      @DanielSmith-ze9lw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sniper armed with a pistol taking out a lot of people? John Whick intensifies

    • @souvikrc4499
      @souvikrc4499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dion woollaston Firefox is the name, based off a book of the same name.

  • @rubyrose7677
    @rubyrose7677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1787

    I like how you're still calling him Nevil after figuring out it's HolyNEvil

    • @LifeWulf
      @LifeWulf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Old habits die hard.

    • @Grinningd
      @Grinningd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Heh I was just thinking that, took me ages to remember his real name ;)

    • @MK-vw6vm
      @MK-vw6vm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      afaik he changed the name because of that. his nick is now really Nevil :D

    • @JackDemonXD
      @JackDemonXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I think Womble also said, after figuring out it's HolyNEvil...
      that it's just easier to say Nevil... and then Nevil said fuck you to Womble...
      though I could be wrong :)

    • @blooddoctor2721
      @blooddoctor2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking that too

  • @TheGamingKiller242
    @TheGamingKiller242 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    7:03
    "It's on principle Hitman 3. If the rebels can steal a Fighter Jet, think about how that makes the rest of the Russians in the region look."

  • @mertarican5456
    @mertarican5456 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    10:37 that is wombles actual face lol i never thougt about that :O !

    • @drauhgur
      @drauhgur 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was just watching and was about to say haha

  • @Me-zl7mu
    @Me-zl7mu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2815

    This Man Sacrifices Monetization for the sake of Entertainment.
    God Bless You Womble!

    • @noelic6744
      @noelic6744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Well, this is actually just advertisement for his twitch channel. He doesn't really focus on youtube very much and doesn't care about earning money from this platform. He wants to solely focus on his streams.

    • @dhafakurniawan8166
      @dhafakurniawan8166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And he has patreon too

    • @Mymmii
      @Mymmii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@noelic6744 that's one of the most incorrect things I've seen posted on Womble's videos

    • @hardeepsinghpuri7250
      @hardeepsinghpuri7250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He actually focuses on TH-cam too much. He edits his videos himself and with this high quality content, it takes him weeks of hard work to produce a non-monetised video.

    • @judescott215
      @judescott215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@aragornstarscream803 a man of culture I see

  • @tpettit517
    @tpettit517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7792

    I love how he found out Nevil's name isn't Nevil and it changed literally nothing.

    • @coragamy2643
      @coragamy2643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      What's his name

    • @jerichowarframe2958
      @jerichowarframe2958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      @@coragamy2643 Holy N'evil I think

    • @zeothesnowwolf2937
      @zeothesnowwolf2937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Yes it's Holy N'Evil

    • @TheAsylumCat
      @TheAsylumCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      @@zeothesnowwolf2937 now he's the Holy Nevil.

    • @TheCynicalOne
      @TheCynicalOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Yeah at some point I think in one of the videos that as much as Nevil complained everybody kept calling him Nevil and the only advice available was to "Accept it and move on"

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Of course the fucking Northerner is a smackhead. Bloody hell."
    Such a savage, Soviet.

  • @DaemonetteBait
    @DaemonetteBait 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "I'm so sick of Russian stuff, Russian vehicles" a man ahead of his time I guess.

  • @carsonroepke1221
    @carsonroepke1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    It appears Nevil has attended speech class, I’m proud of him.

    • @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575
      @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He’s growing up so fast!

    • @NoNameGamilain
      @NoNameGamilain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Nah... In Soviet's word " He's like Chewbacca... You understand him more the longer you stay with him" XD

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Vietnamese is a helluvan accent.

    • @GradietPanda12345
      @GradietPanda12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carson Roepke you’re a moron

    • @lt-yx1hx
      @lt-yx1hx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GradietPanda12345 how?

  • @josephbanks6319
    @josephbanks6319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    ZF: * Have a genuinely good idea *
    The Natural Order: Am I a joke to you?
    Aizen's Steam Authentication: I'm about to end this whole man's career

    • @quockhangnguyenluong3620
      @quockhangnguyenluong3620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      More like "i'm about to end this clan entire career"

    • @rautamiekka
      @rautamiekka 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just wait for a false BattlEye ban for the whole Clan :P

    • @igneous061
      @igneous061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who else is dying from that scene.....

  • @christianlecroy980
    @christianlecroy980 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:46 I'm honestly impressed that cy was able to steal a jet on his own. He said it himself, 5 hours of combat with a sniper and pistol

  • @Kitsu-Neko
    @Kitsu-Neko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Literal explosives: *doesn't even leave a scratch on the factory*
    Quad Bike: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move*

  • @ALEXANDER59394
    @ALEXANDER59394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    These Bulllshitteries are pure gold, always worth the wait. Excellent work as usual Womble!

    • @Elf_rl
      @Elf_rl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No. Pure ruby

    • @matjaz93
      @matjaz93 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      trueeeeeee

    • @ALEXANDER59394
      @ALEXANDER59394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Elf_rl I see your bluff and raise you pure cocaine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @adityathakur2934
      @adityathakur2934 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really man

    • @darkninja1012
      @darkninja1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      they are indeed worth all the wait

  • @Huma270490
    @Huma270490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6493

    8:14 Let's appreciate this moment.
    I think they're missing the main point: It is not the fact of where did Soviet set the mine, is the fact that, because it is called "anti-tank mine" Soviet thinks that ONLY tanks would set off the mine...

    • @ahsoei9641
      @ahsoei9641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

      According to my friend, anti-tank mine has some serious threshold, so yeah, it needs something as heavy as a tank to set it off.... Perhaps that civilian truck was pretty heavy.

    • @basemaus3728
      @basemaus3728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      It actually does, it needs wuite a heavy weight, a average car would probanly not activate it

    • @Huma270490
      @Huma270490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      @@basemaus3728 Yep but also there are mines with magnetic detectors which doesn't rely on weight and other models. We don't know which system works on ArmA..

    • @jeremiahjamesmanacnes2751
      @jeremiahjamesmanacnes2751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@Huma270490 can you explain the big red button on the AT mine?

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Well it's also videogame logic, like how in some games anti-vehicle weaponry does poop to infantry...??? Because troops carry stronger armor than tanks???
      I would have made the same mistake. Funny thing, Womble makes mistakes because he figured the game works such a way, and everyone else makes mistakes cuz they're stupid cunts. I feel sorry for him.

  • @rylanortheunyielding3811
    @rylanortheunyielding3811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    8:17,I like this version of Cy

  • @angelmaxxx
    @angelmaxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    11:40
    This is the moment the ZF Clan sealed their fate.

  • @mrsubscribe3498
    @mrsubscribe3498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    "I don't speak for 'Drunk Cy'
    Nobody speaks for 'Drunk Cy'"
    Cyanide 2019

    • @johndilig6719
      @johndilig6719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Who speaks for 'DrunkNevil'? Can 'DrunkNevil' be understood?

    • @Dave_tda18
      @Dave_tda18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@johndilig6719 Drunk Nevil is a being not to be contacted in any way shape or form, unless someone can speak fish

    • @poi9314
      @poi9314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@johndilig6719 no mere mortal can comprehend Nevil because he is a celestial being therefore making his words incomprehensible to the feeble brain we mortals possess.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@poi9314 They called this beast... Gibberkin.

  • @defanlenatheo
    @defanlenatheo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

    I actually can understand nevil now,
    Thats an achievement

    • @EricTheRedWiseman
      @EricTheRedWiseman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      My God, I can actually understand him too! What sort of loopy land did i just walk into?!

    • @arcm4210
      @arcm4210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i dont necessarily think that is a good sign we might be beyond saving now

    • @slothietunion1742
      @slothietunion1742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@EricTheRedWiseman it's Russia dude

    • @williamaldred335
      @williamaldred335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      We all have become fluent in idiot

    • @MRAtPt
      @MRAtPt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arcm4210or he learned how to speak?

  • @stonewall-mz7yl
    @stonewall-mz7yl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The best line in this that could come right out of Hollywood: “we have to make due with the ones who sell the stuff, and not the ones who don’t.”

  • @dandydasyt4766
    @dandydasyt4766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I nearly lost my side when the deadman switch/mine split screen came on. That is genuinely on of the most competent and ingenious use of visual storytelling I've ever seen in video.

  • @cory6266
    @cory6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "The northerner's a smackhead"
    I learn so much about Britain watching Womble.

    • @insertname1667
      @insertname1667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      cory6266 then you should know he's talking utter nonsense! We northerners are pissheads, it's the southern fairies who have the money to be able to afford a habit that'll make them a smackhead!

    • @rorschach42
      @rorschach42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@insertname1667 Have you seen the price of beer down here? Smack's way cheaper.

    • @kawaiishrekuwuenergy5262
      @kawaiishrekuwuenergy5262 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rorschach42 now I know where to go when in England

  • @werty2
    @werty2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    The most anticipated 5 part series of 2019.

    • @GanonTEK
      @GanonTEK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You know, we're probably going to get the 3rd Fantastic Beasts movie before part 3 of this.

    • @McCoolDJ123
      @McCoolDJ123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      bold of you to assume its out before the end of 2019

    • @Airsickword
      @Airsickword 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nicolai Madsen bold of YOU to assume it would

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Airsickword bold of you to assume

    • @YoMamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @YoMamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2021

  • @kamikazelookinheads3494
    @kamikazelookinheads3494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:25 the Deadman switch falling and the smile are the best part of this entire video

  • @slenderminion289
    @slenderminion289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Cyanide's reaction to the anti-tank mine has got to be one of the funniest things i have heard in months.
    The bad audio quality only makes it so much better.

  • @user-ry6vr7ji8i
    @user-ry6vr7ji8i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6309

    Womble uploads the videos so rarely that Nevil started speaking normal English

    • @DominicPotato
      @DominicPotato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Владислав Фесенко wait when I need a timestamp

    • @Midnight_AR
      @Midnight_AR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@DominicPotato at around minute 3:00 the second guy, the one behind soviet is nevil

    • @enshrowd
      @enshrowd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      i'm glad i wasnt the only one who noticed
      its crazy how good his accent and english has become since playing with these guys

    • @KcChaos26
      @KcChaos26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Look at 4:00 when he talk about resetting his game

    • @standarduser7105
      @standarduser7105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He purchased a better microphone, he speaks a little bit clearly now.

  • @sillyranger2
    @sillyranger2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1322

    10:41 I like how the bomb was silently overjoyed when Aizen dropped his dead-man switch

    • @alexforbes9291
      @alexforbes9291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      ToyWasHere. The face is actually soviets face He talked about it a live stream

    • @slasher8765
      @slasher8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@alexforbes9291 I knew it, i see why quebec says he looks strange

    • @slasher8765
      @slasher8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@alexforbes9291 his eyes are so large

    • @cluelessbrain602
      @cluelessbrain602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@alexforbes9291 holy fuck... There is a clip to that?

    • @UniverseIndistries
      @UniverseIndistries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Best unplanned skit I have ever seen.

  • @benjichambers9058
    @benjichambers9058 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    10:37 Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure this is actually Soviet's first partial face reveal

  • @benrush9684
    @benrush9684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    It’s amazing to think that all this is a figment of ZF’s imagination

  • @skinnypennis_316
    @skinnypennis_316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5286

    *"Totally legitimate and Highly Competent Irishman"*
    Mate have u been to Ireland

    • @genesisguadalupe7425
      @genesisguadalupe7425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      He's basically saying they should've bought from the IRA. A car bomb would be useful lmao

    • @arielfetters5662
      @arielfetters5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@genesisguadalupe7425 But it's not a car bomb! It's a mobile explosive device :P

    • @tyronequinn
      @tyronequinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      My name on discord is IncompetentAndIrish. So it hits hard

    • @daddysempaichan
      @daddysempaichan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He was a fool, he should've known that even the worst Scottish bombmaker is better than the best Irish bombmaker.

    • @DxBlack
      @DxBlack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      _Yur wottin ta goo mate?_

  • @DaBirdman1995
    @DaBirdman1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    8:09
    "The Gang commits a War Crime"
    "It's Always Sunny in Altis"

    • @kroneyt1493
      @kroneyt1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hereby declare SovietWomble as Charlie and Cyanide as Frank. Anybody else got input for who in ZF would represent Dennis, Mac and Dee?

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kroneyt1493 nep as Dee

    • @kroneyt1493
      @kroneyt1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RobMustDie482 I feel like nep would take offense to that (assuming she knew anything about the show)

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kroneyt1493 Well, there's only three girls, Nep, Cake, and Cyanide's hot Girlfriend.

  • @silvadic2207
    @silvadic2207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love the ending.
    “Right. No chanting Death to America.”
    “Awwww.”
    “All right. A little bit of Death to America.”
    “YAAAY!”
    Makes him sound like a father who’s stern but still makes the child’s day with some fun.

  • @grilledcheesinator55
    @grilledcheesinator55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:16 for anyone coming from the Star Wars thing

  • @karmallarma5871
    @karmallarma5871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3881

    Cyanide's meltdown after the anti tank mine is the funniest thing I've seen all day
    Also is it just me or is Nevil becoming more and more comprehensible?

    • @redgroupclan
      @redgroupclan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      I know right, I could actually understand what he was saying this time.

    • @randomrotors7639
      @randomrotors7639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      No, you have just been exposed long enough that its starting to make sense.

    • @unkennyvalley287
      @unkennyvalley287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      You are starting to get fluent in idiot

    • @l.q.a.6279
      @l.q.a.6279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      It just feels so weird actually understanding what Nevil said, really.

    • @ShadowIsatis
      @ShadowIsatis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      The guy in the background of his meltdown laughing like a hyena was even better.

  • @missalcoholic4572
    @missalcoholic4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    The dead man switch edit got me full buckling, man

    • @Marpurrsa
      @Marpurrsa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dr.hahnchenflugel1492 he's been on cyanide's stream before, just look it up

    • @Eriksjostrom
      @Eriksjostrom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Marpurrsa As always, that was Mr Batty, one of Cyanide's IRL friends and mods. Rewatch the footage and try to look through the extremely thin layer of sarcasm.

    • @eeyoreboygames8060
      @eeyoreboygames8060 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of the best clips 😂

    • @mathewsebastiane8641
      @mathewsebastiane8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

  • @Kumquat_Lord
    @Kumquat_Lord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I agree with womble on the anti-tank mine thing. You'd think that an AT mine would be set to only trigger with the weight of a tank, and not and just any car.

    • @12th.jahlil
      @12th.jahlil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, mine is mine

    • @unknownentityenthusiast6765
      @unknownentityenthusiast6765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      APVX I mean anti tank mines sometimes have weight triggers and sometimes have a magnetic activator, the AT mine could have been one of the magnetic ones

    • @12th.jahlil
      @12th.jahlil 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is new info for me. Probably Broken Shadows

    • @greensteve9307
      @greensteve9307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rat poison only kills rats, right?

    • @thedeergod435
      @thedeergod435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Keep in mind is was a truck, could have been loaded with enough weight to cause it to set off

  • @Trademark56
    @Trademark56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Man, watching this after part 5 gives you a new perspective on why that factory didn’t explode XD

  • @tambrone3352
    @tambrone3352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Subs: It's already impossible of him to upload a video every couple of months let alone multiple
    Womble: *Observe*

    • @NijiAlmostKilledMyOshi
      @NijiAlmostKilledMyOshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's said he aims for one every four weeks

    • @thewritersroom816
      @thewritersroom816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Stefan J Long time to edit and spends most of his free time streaming.
      May also have work idk.

    • @TheLeaderX1
      @TheLeaderX1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Stefan J look at 2:33 and you understand why

    • @zetroll0372
      @zetroll0372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheLeaderX1 so you're saying that the animation going around the screen took a loooooong time to edit or womble is high?

    • @tranced42
      @tranced42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Savvy Marshall more like one every 4 months

  • @Boomdakka
    @Boomdakka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    "Okay just a little bit of death to America." "YAAAY!!"
    12:10

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i mean with the sh!t show going on right now... why not 🙏2020

    • @TheRealJulien
      @TheRealJulien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Somewhere, someone put Womble on a blacklist for that statement.

    • @Palidan82
      @Palidan82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@markrayes2973 You're not wrong my guy

    • @Userext47
      @Userext47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't see the stream but I'm betting a biplane with bombs on it crashing into american formation

    • @jortsmcpunch2580
      @jortsmcpunch2580 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DEATH TO AMERICA

  • @christophergerber2949
    @christophergerber2949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:12 Soviet- nevil I need the charge
    Nevil-it's in my Bunk Bunk.
    Me-Bunk Bunk?

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "These fookin' glasses ain't prescription, man!"
    I'm still giggling about that one.

  • @Reivehn
    @Reivehn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    A: We have a problem
    B: What?
    A: People die when they are killed.

    • @lewhanwen4302
      @lewhanwen4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Shirou Emiya-style reasoning right there.

    • @myst8719
      @myst8719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lewhanwen4302 YOU are a man of culture my friend !

    • @strangerice4467
      @strangerice4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lewhanwen4302 Genuinely didn't expect that from these comments! Call me impressed!

    • @tsukasa9838
      @tsukasa9838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even if youre correct doesnt mean youre right

    • @lewhanwen4302
      @lewhanwen4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@strangerice4467 mapo tofu

  • @Hannah_DoubleYou
    @Hannah_DoubleYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    *"That's your no claims bonus gone"*
    Most adult thing I've heard on this channel

    • @Andrew-ih2gz
      @Andrew-ih2gz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Can't lose your no claims bonus if there isn't anyone left to put a claim.
      The logic is perfect here. Lol

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It also assumes they pay the insurance premiums Haha idky, but ZF seems like a clan that would _"forget"_ to pay them

  • @ArkaniumGaming
    @ArkaniumGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He's making a list
    He's checking it twice
    He's bringing me an improvised explosive device

    • @ArkaniumGaming
      @ArkaniumGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amelia4384 About damn time someone caught on.

    • @ArkaniumGaming
      @ArkaniumGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amelia4384 Radio stations on 11/1: Time to blast the same Xmas music non-stop!

  • @thegrayyernaut
    @thegrayyernaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The beginning of this video (when they just moved to the Swamp) took place at the same time as when they lost Petros in the final episode on stream. Right after Cyanide talked about Hella Skrilla, they proceeded to checking out the buildings, and Quebec realized they lost the commander.
    The power of editing.

  • @danepher
    @danepher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1587

    "Aye shot a fookin gun at us"
    "These fookin glasses aren't prescription man"
    I lost it. Laughing and in a lot of pain!
    Chinny, give me some morphine!

    • @ozzycat1687
      @ozzycat1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      We both know Chinny would've said "Fuck you, these are mine"

    • @mkkvc
      @mkkvc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Are you dealing drugs?!
      *„No“*

    • @trevorwilliams8907
      @trevorwilliams8907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I lost it when they started speaking

    • @madokaneaigasaki
      @madokaneaigasaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😣😣😣

  • @JusuchinPanjirinanu
    @JusuchinPanjirinanu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Cyanide yelling at Womble after putting an AT Mine on the main highway: Priceless
    Cyanide working hard to get himself a jet: I admire the dedication, and applaud.

  • @plachuplachu
    @plachuplachu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:24 is golden prestige

  • @ePilon100
    @ePilon100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i like how Soviet drives on the left side of the road like it's Englang, even though he can clearly see that other cars are driving on the right side

  • @pwnerj
    @pwnerj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16315

    If it’s 2/5, womble, does that mean there’s 3 more videos coming? Because I’m in my second year of college and I’d like to see part 4 before I get a PHD.

    • @UndeadCrow99
      @UndeadCrow99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      ^

    • @theworld9533
      @theworld9533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      You'll never see it

    • @zacbaker2696
      @zacbaker2696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The J-Key RIGHT?!

    • @Azakadune
      @Azakadune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Ill be in university before he finishes those three. Like actually. Fuck.

    • @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K
      @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I'll be in my second enlistment by the time he finishes this.

  • @nathankirkha
    @nathankirkha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Multiple satchel charges: *do nothing to a factory*
    One small quad boi explosion: get rekt

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Maybe that as the straw that broke the canel's back?

    • @theweissman7475
      @theweissman7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wonder if it had something to do with inside vs outside. Because all the satchel charges were from outside, but the quad boi was inside.

    • @endyender1703
      @endyender1703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theweissman7475 no, the quad boi rammed into an exterior wall... it's just a case of ARMA physics.

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@endyender1703 Arma succ

    • @aosikadlihe8472
      @aosikadlihe8472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a Chad quad

  • @hugosantos6592
    @hugosantos6592 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just watched the entire video silent and I'm surprised that even without the other voices being subtitled, I was still able to enjoy it the same as of me enjoying it with the sound.
    Well done Womble! Take your time as usual for the next video

  • @BrainDeadKenny
    @BrainDeadKenny 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just love Dinklebeans heartly laugh, after Wombles not so well thought through plan, which blew up a Civil Vehicle

  • @godofthestairs3851
    @godofthestairs3851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1130

    Who would win:
    An undestroyable factory, that can survive multiple bomb explosions
    Or
    One biky boy

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Its arma 3 where thorn bushes that render in when you're 5m far away from them can and will one hit the strongest armored vehicle in the game, the Slammer UP. Also never underestimate quad bikes plus all the realism mods like ace3 which they're using. EACH of that mods shrapnels that appear when a vehicle explodes has the damage of a GBU

    • @hw7202
      @hw7202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Realism > goofy gameplay

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hw7202 I mean, ace3 and all that shit are supposed to enhance the realism factor. But all they really do is fuck up the gameplay in a good way.

    • @TehMillionkill
      @TehMillionkill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was a load-bearing quadbike

    • @danted.lixious6738
      @danted.lixious6738 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤔🤔 I mean the building might have been weakened all along with the bombs

  • @classicphantom788
    @classicphantom788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Explosives: imma end this whole mans career.
    Building: No U

  • @readingking1421
    @readingking1421 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I haven't rewatched this in a while so when the car bomb incident came up I laughed, well past the point of being able to breathe and nearly passed out from lack of air.
    I love this channel so, so much.

  • @ballsdeep6924
    @ballsdeep6924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:14 this implies that everyone else knew what Cyanide was doing and just went with it