+JB P Well it depends with people's opinion. I personally never seen any "call for hatred" in Dieudonné jokes, who is btw my favorite comedian, but I personnally don't think that someone trying to generate hatred against a community should be allow to do it. I wrote my last comment because I knew you were talking about Dieudonné, but you lied pretending that his arrest was about a "little jew joke". Because in France, we are absolutely allowed to say a little jew joke, you know it but it does not stop you from spreading bullshit on the internet. I know it because I'm french, but people who don't live here might believe your false facts.
+Bryan Lawler It's true that in the USA censorship is a big deal, a bit hypocrite at times, it would be cool if that would change after the primetime hours... I mean this is a night show, there's no need to censor some words, and it's the parent responsability if they allow their kids to see late night show, it shouldn't be ruled that hard by the FCC.
+JB P Sorry for my bad english please. But Dieudonné was arrested because he rented a theater with a false company and was kepting money from this company, I mean he cheated with the financial police and he was caughted ... It's simple don't you think ? And what you call a "little jew joke" was a complete stand-up against jews. He invited recently a negationnist the Jewish Genocide in his theater also ... So no, in France we stand up against that. I don't think that we have to take lessons about freedom of speech from U.S. I love your country, but please don't be arrogant with us, we already are with you x) And for your safety, I hope Donald Trump will not become your president ... Good luck with him ahaha
Grand Duke Well, "merde" literally means "shit" so yes, it is a curse word. Just like we sometimes say "shoot" instead of "shit" in the US, in France we may say "mince" instead of "merde" when trying to avoid the word.
Le présentateur est vraiment difficile à comprendre, en effet. Et il y a beaucoup de clichés, mais c'est drôle. It's difficile to understand what he says, Indeed. And there are a lot of chichés, but it's funny. 🤓
Nope I'm québécois and we don't use that "Marécage du Derrière" expression. We'd say something more in line to : tu as le cul mouillé. You got a sweaty ass.
I know you guys are joking, but those stereotypes are not even close to being equivalent to what's in the video. The stereotypes in the video are silly at worst, while those American stereotypes are just plain offensive.
Yep, we should ask them to say mundane french things with american style while eating junk food (XXXXXL amburger + XXXXXXL French fries + XXXXXXL Coca Cola + XXXXXXL milk shake)
As a French person watching this, it was hilarious x) I love how Marion doesn't take herself seriously and can have fun like this, I wish she were more like this on French tv as well. Stephen's french accent was not so bad also :)
Manney "as a French person" "his accent is not that bad" mec son accent est tellement gros qu’on peut à peine comprendre le quart de ce qu’il dit. Je pense pas que tu parle français pour avoir dit quelques chose comme ça.
Non mais on s’en tape mdrrrr euh en France à la tv on en fais aussi des tonnes !!! Tiens on va leur montrer Le bigdil on va voir si on est classe !! Elle est pas au USA pour représenter la France elle est là en tant qu’actrice donc en fait elle fait un peu ce qu’elle veux ....
What's the point to censor TH-cam videos? Honestly I had no idea what they were talking about in the beginning since it was all censored. They could at least let the French as it is. They don't censor swear words in France
Derhek they said in french you say shit to wish s.o. for successful performance. because, before there were cars, people come to the theatre in carriage dragged by horses, and horses shit. The more shit there are mean more people coming to see the performance. ;)
as a french canadian, I find the french from France so "refined". I don't know if American and Canadian's feel the same when they compare their English to the British English?
+kinorai I respectfully disagree. I am also French Canadian, and a professional translator, and I am absolutely in love with OUR accent. It's warm and colourful and we adapt to new realities far quicker than the French, because we have no fear of inventing new terms (best example: "courriel" for e-mail. The French simply frenchified an English term, and use "mél".) All languages on this planet are pretty great in their own way, although the sound of German kinda makes my blood curdle. Regionalisms are the yeast that keeps languages alive! Adapt and overcome! :)
Aleks Persson je vais ajuster mon commentaire! La façon de parler des européens sonne "exotique", comparé à nous, americains (français ou anglais). Mais c'est vrai, j'aime notre façon de parler, elle est chaleureuse, humaine, sincère et "naïve"! Joyeuses fêtes!!!
J'habite Montréal et comme je suis entourée de français de toutes les régions de la France à journée longue, l'accent n'a plus rien d'exotique pour moi. Nous sommes submergés. Je suis même étonnée lors que je surprends une conversation en "québécois" sur l'avenue Mont-Royal... ;) Joyeuses Fêtes à vous aussi et une excellente année 2016!
+Los Blancos +brwerw It's not Dior, it's Marc Jacobs Spring 2016, please if you don't know about fashion, think twice about making statements like those two :)
***** Marc's collection was inspired by Fiorucci and Schiaparelli, it doesn't even resemble a Galliano collection, please buy yourself a book ;D and Schiaparelli invented the scarf dress, not a region on South France lol
***** I'm not sure if I should be worried or confused that you expect or want a straight man in his 20's to have knowledge about DIor. This dress is very very similar to the cloth women in that part of asia have been wearing for 500+ years. So, good for Dior for having it in his collection.
+Alex K It's just the epitome of US American hypocrisy. Trump as a presedential candidate, a mass shooting every second day, but hey we have to censor a french cuss word at 11:30PM, because our kids are in danger..
As a french speaker, I say: -This video just sounds kinda dumb when you understand everything xD -Stephen is absolutely impossible to understand -As a Quebecer, only France accent sounds good, our accent doesn't sound sexy at all lol -Stereotypes on point!
Pour ton 3e point ça dépend, je suis française et je ne parle pas du tout de la même façon avec ma famille que dans un milieu professionnel ou en voulant séduire, c'est là où je sors ma voix et mon accent sophistiqués hahah avec ma famille c'est pas raffiné du tout, plutôt beauf comme on dit ici. J'emploie même des expressions de 'racaille', va séduire avec ça!!! Ensuite, personnellement je trouve certains accents québécois sexy, plus que les nôtres. C'est exotique, et vous êtes moins nombreux donc c'est plus rare. Et je ne suis pas la seule!!!!! Les autres francophones qui insultent votre façon de parler, c'est parce que les cons parlent plus fort 😉
I came here 'cause I saw the thumbnail and I was like "oh I'm gonna tear them a new one in the comment section, fuck them for playing into the stereotypes everytime they have a french person on a talk show". But then I saw the video and I lost it at "qui a pété ici?". She clearly is a fucking beast of an actress for saying that with a straight face. You got me Colbert, I laughed, you're fine for this time.
It's because then known french actress have a very speacial way of speaking this bobo/profound acent. Like Eva Green, Carla Bruni, Mélanie Laurent, I love them, and I can speak like them but that would need an effort. ^^
I really thought Colbert' s heritage was French because of his name. But then he said Irish and I wasn't surprised, as France and Ireland always had a good relationship and wouldn't be surprised that one of his ancestors was French.
Pas important sa :3 On est sur internet, on s'amuse, tout sa n'est que virtuel, j'ai peu d'espoir de la rencontrer en vrai hein ^^ Mon petit mot doux c'était gratuit, je préfères sa que les gens qui s'insultent en permanence (surtout ici sur TH-cam ^^)
That's the first time I've seen her comfortable on a talk show. She was on Graham Norton once and was on with a bunch of dudes with strong Irish accents and had no idea what was going on. It' was funny, but she was so lost.
In French : « Vos daronnes elles boivent du spirite sa mère » In English : « the gingerbread of my grandmother is really good » what does it really mean : « i love you ❤️ »
Here in Québec, we're so used to hearing anglos trying to speak french that I understood 90% of what Colbert said. Even though he was obviously reading his lines phonetically from a teleprompter or cue cards, I get the feeling this skit must have been kinda hard to set up. So, as usual, bien joué monsieur Colbert!
French who's been living in Québec at some point, I understood pretty much everything too ^^ and I think his french is not that bad for someone who obviously doesn't speak it.
In every interview she talk very shy and timid and her voice kinda like shivers, but when she's acting, like during the skit, she seems very confident in terms of the way she speaks and also body language.
+Kaiser ugh, the "freedom of speech" rule is completely warped on the internet. The bleeping of cursewords doesn't censor opinion. This isn't about freedom of speech, it's about American puritanical bullshit. I wish they would censor offensive speech rather than offensive words.
I hope that during my life time, Americans TV shows will at least try to talk about something else than clichés when talking about France. Americans coming to French TV do not talk about fatty burgers, country music or which guns they carry... With probably around 20 writers, Stephen can do something funnier.
c'est "merde" et on dit ça parce qu'avant on souhaitait "bonne merde" parce que lorsqu'il y avait une pièce de théâtre ou une soirée s'il y avait beaucoup de merde devant le lieu c'est que la soirée avait du succès.. Donc on souhaite beaucoup/bonne merde et avec le temps c'est devenu synonyme de succès et aussi de chance (même si le mot succès est peut-être plus proche de l'origine);.. :)
I am not french, so forgive my MANY mistakes (or help me improve :D). 1:47 Je suis critique mon sûr que cette mayonnaise expiré. 1:58 Ne caresse pas ma belette. Elle a le rage. 2:09 Bébé deux, cochon dans la ville est une classique sous-estimé. 2:24 Qui a pété ici? 2:36 Composez le neuf pour obtenir une ligne extérieure. 2:48 (???????)...sur ma veste en jean.* 3:08 Je sens des cheveux qui (?) de brûler. 3:23 (??????)...Inception....* 3:41 J'ai un cas historique de marécage du derrière. *I am so unsure about these :(
Vincent Guan 1:47 je suis pratiquement sûr que cette mayonnaise est pourrie. 1:58: ne caresse pas ma belette, elle a la rage. 2:09 Babe 2, un cochon dans la ville, est un classique sous-estimé 2:48 laissez-moi vous raconter l'histoire du prix d'occasion que j'ai obtenu sur ma veste en jean. 3:08 je sens des cheveux qui sont en train de brûler 3:23 je vous jure, je n'ai aucune idée de ce qu'il se passe à la fin d'Inception.
Les stéréotypes, franchement! By the way Mr Colbert, your name is French because in the 17th century many French Protestants flew to Ireland to avoid oppression. Same during the French Revolutions many Nobles flew to Ireland.
Elle se prend pas au sérieux, Marion, divine ambassadrice du cinéma français. Une pensée pour une autre française qui brille, Eva Green qui est nommée aux Golden Globes dans l'indifférence générale des media français. On t'aime aussi Eva!
At the end, they are both pretending to play an instrument with their baguettes, but none of their instruments is the one that's actually playing in the background music.
A tous les français dans les commentaires qui chialent par ce qu'ils trouvent cette vidéo blessante et stéréotypique, petez un coup ça vous fera du bien
Let's allow our citizens to wear guns, but forbid them to hear a curse word they would not understand anyway.
This... is terrifyingly true
+JB P
If you think we don't hear any "little jew joke" in France, you certainly don't know anything about France.
+JB P
Well it depends with people's opinion.
I personally never seen any "call for hatred" in Dieudonné jokes, who is btw my favorite comedian, but I personnally don't think that someone trying to generate hatred against a community should be allow to do it.
I wrote my last comment because I knew you were talking about Dieudonné, but you lied pretending that his arrest was about a "little jew joke". Because in France, we are absolutely allowed to say a little jew joke, you know it but it does not stop you from spreading bullshit on the internet. I know it because I'm french, but people who don't live here might believe your false facts.
+Bryan Lawler It's true that in the USA censorship is a big deal, a bit hypocrite at times, it would be cool if that would change after the primetime hours... I mean this is a night show, there's no need to censor some words, and it's the parent responsability if they allow their kids to see late night show, it shouldn't be ruled that hard by the FCC.
+JB P Sorry for my bad english please.
But Dieudonné was arrested because he rented a theater with a false company and was kepting money from this company, I mean he cheated with the financial police and he was caughted ... It's simple don't you think ? And what you call a "little jew joke" was a complete stand-up against jews. He invited recently a negationnist the Jewish Genocide in his theater also ... So no, in France we stand up against that. I don't think that we have to take lessons about freedom of speech from U.S. I love your country, but please don't be arrogant with us, we already are with you x) And for your safety, I hope Donald Trump will not become your president ... Good luck with him ahaha
Je me demande si les gens qui lisent ce commentaire le comprennent
Nathan Larigauderie oui tqt 😂
Augustine Blondel / Alors ça va
Nathan Larigauderie pourquoi pas? :)
ja versteh ich :D
Serh gutt mench
CECI EST A PRENDRE AU SERIEUX !! j'ai péter 2 secondes avant que Marion demande qui a péter ça m'a perturbé
LOLLLL 😂😂😂
pfff 😂😂
+Matylda Rks Grillée!
+Matylda Rks je trouve ça beau !
+Matylda Rks Vous en faites combien par jour ?
What stephen says in french is actually very hard to understand
What did you mean? Because he is pronouncing it so poorly?
Because he doesn't link words together correctly at all, he obviously has no idea what he is saying. Yet his accent isn't bad
I totally agree 😂 I’m French and it’s easier for me to understand the translation in English
Oui totalement il mâche les mots c est incompréhensible 😂
(and you have understood nothing in my last sentence)
Est-ce que quelqu'un a déjà utilisé les termes "ligne extérieure" ou ils ont juste mangé du Google Traduction avant de venir? XD
Les clichés sur la France mdrr on est plus en 1930
Dans la tête des américains, on a pas changé depuis
Eeeh mais c'était pas aussi mauvais que je pensais haha
Morgane Potter C'est sur que mdrrrrr c'est pas très élégant.
As a Western Canadian, I'm happy I could read and understand everything said here. I couldn't understand Colbert's accent, however.
En 1930, les français ne comprenaient ni "mdrr", ni le secong degré.
She said "merde." And since it means "shit" they had to censore it.
+Luther DePapier Which is amusing since merde is only considered as a word lacking in taste and is by no means a curse word.
yup, btw in portuguese is merda #RomanceLanguagesForTheWin
Grand Duke Well, "merde" literally means "shit" so yes, it is a curse word. Just like we sometimes say "shoot" instead of "shit" in the US, in France we may say "mince" instead of "merde" when trying to avoid the word.
JayPii C'est bon à savoir. :)
Don't see how "shit" is a bad word, at least not for being a curse word. But i'm neither american or french.
Nah, it's not the French that makes it intriguing. It's Marion Cotillard.
No, it's definitely the french language
im french and i dont understand one word for the man
Jean Fou Stephen Colbert can't actually speak French; he's just reading the words off a prompter and pronouncing them with a bad French accent.
yes i know me too with english
+MynameisBrianZX Marion Cotillard would only be about 75% as intriguing without the French.
"everything you say in french sounds so much more sexy and elegant and profound"
trust me, just hang out with a few teenagers and it does not
True 😂😂
"Wesh tes bonne mad'moiselle"
Questia fils ta serrer wallah
He was referring to Marion in particular...
Sooooo true
J'ai pas compris un seul mot de ce que le présentateur à dit 😂😂
+yannmac7 Moi non plus, il a un gros accent
Je trouve qu'il se débrouille très bien !
Tu dois être de France? Je suis du Québec et j'ai tout compris. Faut être ouvert aux différents accents ;)
Y'a une différence entre être ouvert et vouloir comprendre, je suis ouverte aux accents mais quand on comprend pas, on comprend pas xD
Le présentateur est vraiment difficile à comprendre, en effet. Et il y a beaucoup de clichés, mais c'est drôle.
It's difficile to understand what he says, Indeed. And there are a lot of chichés, but it's funny. 🤓
I love the literal translation of swamp ass to "marécage du derrière", we don't use that expression but we definitely should !
+Xelif37 It illustrates in a very literal sense what The Merovingian said about French, "It's like wiping your ass with silk"
wouldn't be surprised if they said it in quebec lol...I'm canadian haha
Nope I'm québécois and we don't use that "Marécage du Derrière" expression. We'd say something more in line to : tu as le cul mouillé. You got a sweaty ass.
i love the one french speaker in the audience laughing as soon as the line is said, like an early warning system
I believe it's actually Marion Cotillard who's laughing
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When Bradley Cooper or Jodie Foster (they both speak French) come in France we don't do this kind of thing with american stereotypes... We should.
Definitely.
Belasco75 you should give them a fat suit, a happy meal and one of those carts for fat people like in wall-e
What would we do? Take them to a mass shooting party, or a eating food contest?
I know you guys are joking, but those stereotypes are not even close to being equivalent to what's in the video. The stereotypes in the video are silly at worst, while those American stereotypes are just plain offensive.
Yep, we should ask them to say mundane french things with american style while eating junk food (XXXXXL amburger + XXXXXXL French fries + XXXXXXL Coca Cola + XXXXXXL milk shake)
Being French and having to read the English subtitles to understand what he's saying.
In the same boat here
hard to understand colbert when you are french x)
lisa dovas yeah ikr i didn't understood everything
zouzou fx pourquoi tu parles anglais si tu sais qu’il parle français 😂😂😂?
😂 je sais pas vu qu'il a commenté en anglais bah du coup j'ai répondu en anglais
zouzou fx ok mdrrrr
Je trouve pas 😂
America, where having gun is more accepted than saying "shit" on TV...
It is an inalienable American right, and besides, guns don't kill people. People kill people.
@michaela luna The thing is, freedom of speech is ALSO supposed to be one of your inalienable rights. Words don't kill people either.
😂😂😂
@@mugwump7049 💯
@@mugwump7049 💯💯💯💯💯 omg I don't know you but I love you
Marion Cotillard is perfection
Oui.
meh.
+Antoine Rodier C'est grillé que t'es un français toi hahaha
+Ozymandias bonjour je suis un normand. Au revoir et merci pour ma carte Kiwi
+ZedFX ~ Noé K. Voilà, bravo, rien que de le lire je l'ai dans la tête...
As a French person watching this, it was hilarious x) I love how Marion doesn't take herself seriously and can have fun like this, I wish she were more like this on French tv as well. Stephen's french accent was not so bad also :)
Manney "as a French person" "his accent is not that bad" mec son accent est tellement gros qu’on peut à peine comprendre le quart de ce qu’il dit. Je pense pas que tu parle français pour avoir dit quelques chose comme ça.
J'ai du mal à comprendre Stephen avec son accent et je suis plutôt habitué aux accents américains.
Of course she is like this in France
Guevarascobar G mais grave on dirait qu'il mache du chewing gum il articule queudalle incompréhensible ses phrases ...
Jimmy is famous in France 😂😂
j'vous assure qu'on est pas aussi intense quand on parle ! on est pas tous des Jean Gabin
pofila1 c'est vraie
pofila1 😂😂❤
Ca fait rire que les ricains
trop vraie
Non mais on s’en tape mdrrrr euh en France à la tv on en fais aussi des tonnes !!! Tiens on va leur montrer Le bigdil on va voir si on est classe !! Elle est pas au USA pour représenter la France elle est là en tant qu’actrice donc en fait elle fait un peu ce qu’elle veux ....
What's the point to censor TH-cam videos? Honestly I had no idea what they were talking about in the beginning since it was all censored. They could at least let the French as it is. They don't censor swear words in France
Derhek they said in french you say shit to wish s.o. for successful performance. because, before there were cars, people come to the theatre in carriage dragged by horses, and horses shit. The more shit there are mean more people coming to see the performance. ;)
Derhek merde means shit
Derhek at my high school, it was tradition that the principal would ask the audience to yell merde before each performance
It was probably censored in part for comedic effect
It thought it was the more horses would fuck the more people there'll be attending the show
I speak understanding and I didn't even french what stephen said
I understand speaking and I didn't even stephen what french said
I understand word of saying you
@तकरप लरक yeah,right!
as a french canadian, I find the french from France so "refined". I don't know if American and Canadian's feel the same when they compare their English to the British English?
+kinorai Yes we do! I guess Europeans are just better :(
+kinorai I respectfully disagree. I am also French Canadian, and a professional translator, and I am absolutely in love with OUR accent. It's warm and colourful and we adapt to new realities far quicker than the French, because we have no fear of inventing new terms (best example: "courriel" for e-mail. The French simply frenchified an English term, and use "mél".) All languages on this planet are pretty great in their own way, although the sound of German kinda makes my blood curdle. Regionalisms are the yeast that keeps languages alive! Adapt and overcome! :)
Aleks Persson je vais ajuster mon commentaire! La façon de parler des européens sonne "exotique", comparé à nous, americains (français ou anglais). Mais c'est vrai, j'aime notre façon de parler, elle est chaleureuse, humaine, sincère et "naïve"! Joyeuses fêtes!!!
J'habite Montréal et comme je suis entourée de français de toutes les régions de la France à journée longue, l'accent n'a plus rien d'exotique pour moi. Nous sommes submergés. Je suis même étonnée lors que je surprends une conversation en "québécois" sur l'avenue Mont-Royal... ;) Joyeuses Fêtes à vous aussi et une excellente année 2016!
+Aleks Persson But it is false, in France, we say both courriel and mail ! ;)
les clichés ont la vie dure
encore plus que la corne de mes pieds
ceci dit on mange encore des baguettes
she looks amazing in that south-east asian styled dress.
+Los Blancos RAHH!!! CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!1!!!
Darling, I'm not sure if that's even the right continent.
+Los Blancos +brwerw It's not Dior, it's Marc Jacobs Spring 2016, please if you don't know about fashion, think twice about making statements like those two :)
***** Marc's collection was inspired by Fiorucci and Schiaparelli, it doesn't even resemble a Galliano collection, please buy yourself a book ;D and Schiaparelli invented the scarf dress, not a region on South France lol
***** I'm not sure if I should be worried or confused that you expect or want a straight man in his 20's to have knowledge about DIor. This dress is very very similar to the cloth women in that part of asia have been wearing for 500+ years. So, good for Dior for having it in his collection.
Pourquoi les gens se tapent des barres à chaque fois alors que c'est pas drôle
Robert Paté du calme Robert et retourne enseigner
Robert Paté Parce que c'est drôle: les stéréotypes exagérés, l'accent anglais en parlant français, les phrases dites. C'est hilarant
Mais trop 😂
Jasmineb non c pas du tout marrant
+Thunder Thug euh oui je suis aussi de cet avis, c'est pas drole, je sais pas ce que t'as pas compris dans mon comment 😅
Man I hate the FCC, the show comes on at 11:30PM and you have to censor a FRENCH cuss word.
+Alex K And the word is "Merde".
+Alex K - The worst part is: she's just saying the word 'shit'... Unbelievable...
+Alex K It's just the epitome of US American hypocrisy. Trump as a presedential candidate, a mass shooting every second day, but hey we have to censor a french cuss word at 11:30PM, because our kids are in danger..
+Josefa Reeding but do kids really watch politics? I found it boring as a kid
Robin Hood It is still boring as an adult.
Cotillard is a phenomenal actress, and Colbert STILL got her to break character with that last one lmfao xD
Was he about to crack too? xD
+Shkotay D Oh yeah, you could see a grin just tugging at the side of his mouth. Made it all the better
Colbert is right about Babe 2. It's a great movie. And it's directed by George Miller, the creator of the Mad Max franchise.
KingOfMadCows Let's not forget also babe 1 and happy feet
Good movies
Inception is way easier to understand than Steven's french
😄
As a french speaker, I say:
-This video just sounds kinda dumb when you understand everything xD
-Stephen is absolutely impossible to understand
-As a Quebecer, only France accent sounds good, our accent doesn't sound sexy at all lol
-Stereotypes on point!
I once overheard a chat between French Canadians, I thought they were speaking Norwegian. It wasn't soft, it was harsh and they sounded angry.
I find Canadian French accent cute :).
The Canadian accent brings us joy ;)
Pour ton 3e point ça dépend, je suis française et je ne parle pas du tout de la même façon avec ma famille que dans un milieu professionnel ou en voulant séduire, c'est là où je sors ma voix et mon accent sophistiqués hahah avec ma famille c'est pas raffiné du tout, plutôt beauf comme on dit ici. J'emploie même des expressions de 'racaille', va séduire avec ça!!!
Ensuite, personnellement je trouve certains accents québécois sexy, plus que les nôtres. C'est exotique, et vous êtes moins nombreux donc c'est plus rare. Et je ne suis pas la seule!!!!! Les autres francophones qui insultent votre façon de parler, c'est parce que les cons parlent plus fort 😉
You're accent is full of joy I like it
I came here 'cause I saw the thumbnail and I was like "oh I'm gonna tear them a new one in the comment section, fuck them for playing into the stereotypes everytime they have a french person on a talk show". But then I saw the video and I lost it at "qui a pété ici?". She clearly is a fucking beast of an actress for saying that with a straight face. You got me Colbert, I laughed, you're fine for this time.
things sound more profound in french, but even more so when is a woman speaking, and if she looks like marion... oh lala!
juan altredo Dude I'm French and trust me, not everyone in France talks like that unfortunately xD
It's because then known french actress have a very speacial way of speaking this bobo/profound acent.
Like Eva Green, Carla Bruni, Mélanie Laurent, I love them, and I can speak like them but that would need an effort. ^^
Please pardon my French
Is french gaining importance in Europe after the brexit? Just in case, I'm listening Stromae
Pretty sure he's Belgian and not French ;)
Iris Kuiters yes I know, but he sings in french right?
Yes he sings in french ;)
yes he is Belgian but people talk french in Belgium.
zaza 94 And Dutch !
_"Je suis fier d'être une grenouille."_
_"I'm proud to be a frog."_
Hanayo Koizumi / Bien ... Une explication s'impose
je suis fier d'être un poule
@@Dtonationify une poule. Un poulet . Un coq.
Grenouille et fier !
Say it loud !
I was thinking the whole time 'when are they gonna bring the baguette'
I really thought Colbert' s heritage was French because of his name. But then he said Irish and I wasn't surprised, as France and Ireland always had a good relationship and wouldn't be surprised that one of his ancestors was French.
Yes, i thought the same! maybe one of his ancestors went to Ireland, who knows
I couldn't understand what Stephen said at all lol, and I'm French 😂😂
moi non plus 😭 je crois parce qu’il a dit les mots par syllabe et non pas par mot mdrr
THEY CAN'T SAY POOP ON TV?????????????????????? ON THE INTERNET?????????????????????????
It asn't poop, it was shit xD
"poop" is "caca" in french. She says "merde" so the translation is clearly "shit"
omg what's the difference
Korneel Snauwaert poop and caca are childish, shit and merde are gross
As a french, I approve this video 😂 It's too great ! 😂
Commander J_S / On reconnaît les fans de Rick & Morty
MERDE à la censure
omg everything does sound better in french
+Rebecca Chen Do i sound better ? :D
Tu est vraiment très jolie :3
+Tudal Le Breton yes honestly
+Tudal Le Breton
Bien essayé vieux....
... mais j'ai des doutes quand au fait qu'elle t'ai compris
Pas important sa :3 On est sur internet, on s'amuse, tout sa n'est que virtuel, j'ai peu d'espoir de la rencontrer en vrai hein ^^
Mon petit mot doux c'était gratuit, je préfères sa que les gens qui s'insultent en permanence (surtout ici sur TH-cam ^^)
Tudal Le Breton
Rooh c'est trop mignon c:
Wow Marion speaks very nice French
SURREAL Studios well she is French....
I know haha.
@@annoyngorangerocks R/wooosh
Almost sounds like she's french
@@heliam_4688 ahahahhahah
That's the first time I've seen her comfortable on a talk show. She was on Graham Norton once and was on with a bunch of dudes with strong Irish accents and had no idea what was going on. It' was funny, but she was so lost.
Her performance in La vie en rose is still on my top 5 list of best performances of all time given by an actress. Marion is amazing.
Except in the Dark Knight Rises :)
I also lover her in A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENT!
In French : « Vos daronnes elles boivent du spirite sa mère »
In English : « the gingerbread of my grandmother is really good »
what does it really mean : « i love you ❤️ »
the mustache on marion is WORKING
Qui a fait le texte
C'est quand même incroyable ?
Stephen good work anyway :)
Here in Québec, we're so used to hearing anglos trying to speak french that I understood 90% of what Colbert said. Even though he was obviously reading his lines phonetically from a teleprompter or cue cards, I get the feeling this skit must have been kinda hard to set up. So, as usual, bien joué monsieur Colbert!
Ebenizer B. Schlestertrapp Dumoulin That's interesting! From Paris, and I honestly understood only like 30-40%
French who's been living in Québec at some point, I understood pretty much everything too ^^ and I think his french is not that bad for someone who obviously doesn't speak it.
Somehow this remind me of that episode from friends where joey learns french
Brenda Margareth c'est vrai et en plus il avait un bon accent !
Soulier Alban lipupu.. (?)
Bleu bleu.bleu,bleu bleu blue...😆
In every interview she talk very shy and timid and her voice kinda like shivers, but when she's acting, like during the skit, she seems very confident in terms of the way she speaks and also body language.
This bit reminds me of Everyday French with Pierre Escargot from All That! Nonsensical sentences in French and whatnot
just like in spanish "mucha mierda"
Thanks, I didn't know that.
I'm French and I actually think everything sounds better in english x)
+Marie Choupa L'accent anglais (de l'Angleterre) est tellement plus classe que le français selon moi :D
Carrément !!
vendu
Oui tu as raison :) et chacun ses goûts mais je trouve que chaque langue est très belle et intéressante de toute façon :)
+Marie Choupa L'accent americain est dégueu par contre.L'accent anglais est plus beau.
it's less fun when you speak French x)
Non
in spanish also: "mucha mierda".
Dabid Arriola I was looking for this. Didn't know it had something to do with horses, though
I'm Irish? How about American? :))))
rastin Kosha He meant his ethnicity is Irish
She is such a brilliant acterss! One of the best I've ever seen. And this is hilarious 😂!
"I have an historic case of swamp ass" FTW.
It's a fucking Late Show. Late. As in, the kids are in bed sleeping. Why the fuck would you censor words? Why?
why do they censor words like shit? what about freedom of speech?
+Kaiser Fuck it
+Kaiser ugh, the "freedom of speech" rule is completely warped on the internet. The bleeping of cursewords doesn't censor opinion. This isn't about freedom of speech, it's about American puritanical bullshit.
I wish they would censor offensive speech rather than offensive words.
+Kaiser Censorship in the name of protection. You know this is America, the land of the free (*Some restrictions may apply).
JB P Wow, that escalated boringly.
JB P To be fair, if it happened in USA, maybe it would be forbidden there too...
I hope that during my life time, Americans TV shows will at least try to talk about something else than clichés when talking about France. Americans coming to French TV do not talk about fatty burgers, country music or which guns they carry... With probably around 20 writers, Stephen can do something funnier.
I'm french and it took me 20 seconds to understand what the word was.. I didn't even why the explanation btw.
c'est "merde" et on dit ça parce qu'avant on souhaitait "bonne merde" parce que lorsqu'il y avait une pièce de théâtre ou une soirée s'il y avait beaucoup de merde devant le lieu c'est que la soirée avait du succès.. Donc on souhaite beaucoup/bonne merde et avec le temps c'est devenu synonyme de succès et aussi de chance (même si le mot succès est peut-être plus proche de l'origine);.. :)
I am not french, so forgive my MANY mistakes (or help me improve :D).
1:47 Je suis critique mon sûr que cette mayonnaise expiré.
1:58 Ne caresse pas ma belette. Elle a le rage.
2:09 Bébé deux, cochon dans la ville est une classique sous-estimé.
2:24 Qui a pété ici?
2:36 Composez le neuf pour obtenir une ligne extérieure.
2:48 (???????)...sur ma veste en jean.*
3:08 Je sens des cheveux qui (?) de brûler.
3:23 (??????)...Inception....*
3:41 J'ai un cas historique de marécage du derrière.
*I am so unsure about these :(
Vincent Guan 1:47 je suis pratiquement sûr que cette mayonnaise est pourrie.
1:58: ne caresse pas ma belette, elle a la rage.
2:09 Babe 2, un cochon dans la ville, est un classique sous-estimé
2:48 laissez-moi vous raconter l'histoire du prix d'occasion que j'ai obtenu sur ma veste en jean.
3:08 je sens des cheveux qui sont en train de brûler
3:23 je vous jure, je n'ai aucune idée de ce qu'il se passe à la fin d'Inception.
Vincent Guan yeaaaah true love
Les stéréotypes, franchement! By the way Mr Colbert, your name is French because in the 17th century many French Protestants flew to Ireland to avoid oppression. Same during the French Revolutions many Nobles flew to Ireland.
*fled, not flew
Colbert is on point. Gene Siskel called Babe 2 the best film of 1998.
Elle est extra notre Marion !!!
Elle se prend pas au sérieux, Marion, divine ambassadrice du cinéma français. Une pensée pour une autre française qui brille, Eva Green qui est nommée aux Golden Globes dans l'indifférence générale des media français. On t'aime aussi Eva!
+Caroline Grave, je kiff Eva aussi, elle pète la classe
+Caroline Oui, surtout dans Penny Dreadful, qui est sa meilleure prestation
Colbert is a French name and i'm sure, Stephen Colbert has a French ancestor : Colbert is no Irish name.
I'm American and even I can tell Steve's French is terrible.
She's such a good sport.
It is I-M-P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E not to love this woman.
i don't, she doesn't know how to die.
in portugal we say "muita merda" which is basically the same
taymer34 same in Italy.
It seems a Latin Country expression
Stephens pronunciations and phrasing are pretty bad
+Lucy D He said himslef he doesn't speak the language so it's kind of hard...
I'm french and i doesn't understand what stephen said
I love that Stephen puts the baguette violin on the correct side at the end
C'était énormissime. Marion Cotillard m'a fait mourir de rire. Elle a tellement d'autodérision, c'est un régal ! J'ai adoré ce happening !
At the end, they are both pretending to play an instrument with their baguettes, but none of their instruments is the one that's actually playing in the background music.
I would add that anything said by Marion Cotillard on any language will sound way more intriguing and sexy. On top of that, she is a great actress.
Americans love guns and violence but god forbid allowing words, and nudity- completely harmless things.
Tbh, I speak fluent French cause I’m French and I didn’t understand a single word that Stephen said
she speaks parisian french, if you go in the north or in th south we don"t have the same accent, neither the same words
I had no idea what Stephen was saying most of the time
Okay so I'm French and I didn't get what they were talking about because of this FUCKING beep
Idk why that mustache looks "good/cute" on her. Reminds me of an episode of *_"I Love Lucy"_*
Marion with moustache looks a lot like young Jodie Foster. :)
C'est pas de notre faute si le Français est une langue très belle 🤣😙💓
french sound sexy especially if spoken by sexy beautiful french actress...
As someone who's learning French, I found this both amusing and useful. :)
- Monsieur, ma moustache est plus belle que la votre.
- Sir, my mustache is more beautiful than yours.
"I'm Irish" lmao
Je vois pas le rapport avec la Bretagne
Je vois pas le rapport avec mon appart
Anonymous Fangirl j'ai fait que rendre service
+Charles-Edouard Fatrane Jawad bon appart
It's even funnier when you are bilingual.
bof
A tous les français dans les commentaires qui chialent par ce qu'ils trouvent cette vidéo blessante et stéréotypique, petez un coup ça vous fera du bien
To Canadians French is way less romantic. lol Spanish is like French is to you and French is like Spanish to us :P
what??
lanalicious88 Do you mean Mexican people speak French in Canada??!
Marion is life, because Marion is love
LMBAO.😂. This was to funny. She's adorable
Y a rien drôle dans se qu ils disent. C est même gênent. Il ne faut pas grand chose pour amuser un amerloques
C'est peut-être pas le truc le plus drôle du monde mais faut pas non plus exagérer ^^
"Stephen Colbert" Hummm "Colbert" is a pure French native and origins name. SO ^^
0:36 do u guys hear fart sound?
oh dude i saw your comment and i just focus myself since 00:34 and i laugh so hard hahaha ty !
wow. lol haha
Everything is sexy in French. :)
Omg..she even looks hot with a mustache. Or is that just me?