"Toilet Key? What I'd say? I just said that. I promise I did not play this game before." Can't fault you. Throwing keys in the toilet is a trend that never ends!
Idk why but anytime I hear Christmas horror game, the first game that comes to mind is.... "the thirstiest time of the year" Lmao wanna Sprite cranberry?
I love the HQ Residential House. Not for gaming; I actually want the house. (I might have a problem. I habitually look at horror house games and start thinking "So much storage space! Such large bathrooms! Ooo an actual garage!")
Sally: "How could they take him from me. I miss my little Billy" John: "Tell someone who cares Sally, I'm here for the scares". That's why we are here John. Merry Christmas everyone.
Got to at least give credit to the last game, a horror game where you play as a good Santa is quite refreshing. Maybe if the concept was just about Santa trying to survive each house while delivering gifts, that could be very entertaining. Maybe even make the owners out as murderous psychopaths to avoid if you wake them up, there’s a lot of possibilities with this.
Maybe you're thinking of Night Ripper...? Quack! 🐥🔪 Same premise, with getting home a different way because police are blocking you... love that playthrough!
the 3rd game's ""humour"" somehow combines the mentality of a 50-y/o twitter verified author who nobody's heard of with a toddler-level incompetence at punchline delivery and structure.
John, I just gotta say that today, the day before christmas, was terrible. I'm feeling tired physically and mentally, but this right here, the fact that you uploaded, made me smile to my ears. Thank you
Well, this video helps a lot when youre stuck at work on christmas eve, and dont get off work until 7 am on christmas day, just to have to go back to sleep. It helps😂, thanks john, you brightened up my night.
I'm confused about the 3rd game, what does the guy do on the roof, what are those numbers that the protagonist keeps saying? Is there any reason for santa clause going insane?
For a game that went to the trouble of writing a whole embarrassing anti-PC poem, I was expecting it to try and have edgy "offensive" content, but it was just like... some butt jokes.
No christmas horror game will beat the sprite cranberry masterpiece you played ... But seriously happy holidays all and thanks for the Christmas video john🤠
The two things I love about this. John's adorably innocent move where he excitedly ran up to a prostitute thinking she was one of Santa's elves, and the main character who encountered a dead body and, instead of going to the cops who are like 5 feet outside, instead ventured further into the crime scene lol
Ugh, its so disappointing seeing John at 697K subs. It's great how big he's grown but gosh, he deserves so much more!! I hope the New Year will bring more audience for you, John!
No matter what your politics are you immediately become cringe when you're inserting them into your Christmas horror game lol The first game was really cute. Merry Christmas!
It's always fun to see John get into the spirit of these games, like the last one when the reindeer came down the chimney. Really taking the chance to fully roleplay as Santa. Love it.
I like how they just leave the bodies there and just put tape in the entrance of the hallway, like, "Meh.....we'll bag the body up tomorrow or something........" Lol.
I feel like John is the only grown up gamer on YT lol. I just can’t deal with the screaming and “hey guys” every 6 seconds. I really just enjoy John’s content. Even the horror games are calming lol. Great stuff man.
I would kill for a Christmas horror game in a style reminiscent of Rankin & Bass-- you know, those stop motion Christmas specials? Capture that warm nostalgia and mix it with the horror of jerky stop motion. (Unfortunately, I don't know how to make games. I assume this idea would be very difficult.)
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“Is everything ok.... ociffer?”
🤣"Lol Ikr!"
xD
Ociffer: Are you high?
John: Am I what?
Ociffer: High.
John: Hello! =)
@@ГенийЖизни-л7ю 🤣🤣🤣
I literally switched from TH-cam on console to my phone just to find this comment
"Toilet Key? What I'd say? I just said that. I promise I did not play this game before."
Can't fault you. Throwing keys in the toilet is a trend that never ends!
Time to throw them into the trash bin
🤣LOL Ikr...."🔑🚽"
"You're not an elf! You have a different profession!" Is an amazing thing to say in most situations.
"we're rooting for you Sally,
i take back everything i said.
You're a talented woman,
now lets get this bread."
straight BARS from john this christmas
"Tell it someone who cares, Sally, I'm here for the scares"...I died :D
"You killed Santa. Merry Christmas."
I cracked up at that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You filthy animal.”
I miss the short rants about fonts and advertisements i can't explain why it makes me smile everytime
“Why is the Gnome looks sexy?
Or trying to look sexy.
I’m not saying it looks sexy.”
Don’t deny it John it looks sexy and we all fell for it.
Gnomes aren't sexy.
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@@theuncalledfor Gnomes are sexy.
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Clearly, Christmas is the scariest holiday of them all. The color red is everywhere!
Just like the blood of naughty children everywhere!
I guess you're right.
The green and white balances it out
Red means scary
@@randomguy7509 🤣lol ikr, "I was about to say that!"🌶️
The real horror in that first game wasn't Santa Clause, it was the realness of that poor woman's situation.
thats sadly true
That's true
True man
Anyone else wondered if the protagonist is specifically a prostitute because Santa says "Ho ho ho"...?
Oh god........that IS sad! On Christmas Eve and you're all alone?! Geez...... T_T
John last week: "you dont chop chop me. I chop chop you!"
John this week: "you dont ho ho me. I ho ho you"
Reference to OJ. Wonder if anyone here knows xD
Idk why but anytime I hear Christmas horror game, the first game that comes to mind is....
"the thirstiest time of the year"
Lmao wanna Sprite cranberry?
Well, it is the best of them after all.
Yesss
Man i remember that lmao
Yes lmaooo
i loved that one lmao
I cant believe I feel so much sympathy for Sally within five mins of gameplay
Also feel very blessed that John's first instinct is to beat Santa shitless instead of hightailing it
I love the HQ Residential House. Not for gaming; I actually want the house. (I might have a problem. I habitually look at horror house games and start thinking "So much storage space! Such large bathrooms! Ooo an actual garage!")
Sally: "How could they take him from me. I miss my little Billy"
John: "Tell someone who cares Sally, I'm here for the scares". That's why we are here John. Merry Christmas everyone.
"Everything okay... ᵒᶜᶜᶦᶠᵉʳ?"
Got to at least give credit to the last game, a horror game where you play as a good Santa is quite refreshing.
Maybe if the concept was just about Santa trying to survive each house while delivering gifts, that could be very entertaining. Maybe even make the owners out as murderous psychopaths to avoid if you wake them up, there’s a lot of possibilities with this.
Awesome idea
there's a game like that, forgot the title but it's a metal gear parody with santa. I know there's a Rage Quit of it.
"there's an elf over there" LMAOOO MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!
That had me dying Lol
“It was born, then it died! Funny.”
-John Wolfe 2020
Literally me
@@ГенийЖизни-л7ю technically it’s literally everybody
She might not be an elf but she’s still, “Santa’s little helper “.
Santa only "comes" once a year ya know lol
Little Santa's helper
Y’all just dumped a lifetime’s worth of realisation on me. The whole Santa story is probably a dirty marital joke.
Missed opportunity to name the title "4 CHRISTMAS HO HO HORROR GAMES".
Happy Holidays from us and a happy New Year!
"Everything okay Osifer?"
Ociffer*
He was going to say "ossoff for senate" but got cut officer.
Haha, yeees
@@LeonDOGE thx for the correction.
@@scoobydoom actually no, its a reference to a tiktok where a girl is drunk and says “yes ociffer”
Maybe you're thinking of Night Ripper...? Quack! 🐥🔪
Same premise, with getting home a different way because police are blocking you... love that playthrough!
yeah and you do end up in the subway at one point
@@calcifer6142 yes! Thank u! 😁
@Aliceyeah, that's what he said, but it made me think of nightripper...
There was also the puppet combo game where you go on a "Christmas planet" where there was a rouge killer santa
@@ojmistaken so basically the developer is really inspired by puppet combo or straight ripped off their ideas
"The Clap of Santa's Asscheeks" Bro wow lol. I wasn't ready for that one and actually busted our laughing
I was crying. I fucking can't. It instantly destroyed me.
I saw these games on berleezys channel and it was still hilarious
it weeds out the 15 year old cringelords from the normal people.
@@chadthundercockmasterbaite2187 think your name fits pretty well
time stamp? hahahahha
The best Christmas gift ever, bad horror games played by the best horror game video game player.
“Talk to someone who cares, I’m just here for the scares.”
John, you should put that on a T-shirt. I’d buy it.
"oh- i thought there was something fun in this game" that was a mood ( 9:24 )
I see you here all the time, Hi!
"I take back everything I said. You're a talented woman. Let's get this bread." xD
Sally: Sees police. Sees dead body. Continues without bringing police to dead body.
I think it was implied he killed all the police
John: “Everything alright OCIFFER?”
"You sir, are now the hunted."
"...Where'd you go?"
Classic John.
This game is literally just the combination of the three puppetcombo games nightripper, day seven, and the planet of bloodthirsty Santa
The sass is real today I’m here for it.
@JSkopezz Then why are you here huh
Kind of disappointed about the Crowbar not working on the evil Santa. Was expecting to be able to Gordon Freeman that evil Santa.
Dr. Kleiner would be proud
Comedy peaked with “Hey, there’s an elf over there- OH.”
First game was pretty cool. Had great visual style. The music was good. Overall, it had a good creepy Christmas vibe.
It was basically just Puppet Combo's Nightripper but with a festive twist.
"I'm not sure how I feel about that beginning rhyme."
Yes, you do, John. We all saw it on your face, and I appreciate it. Thanks!
the 3rd game's ""humour"" somehow combines the mentality of a 50-y/o twitter verified author who nobody's heard of with a toddler-level incompetence at punchline delivery and structure.
Something about it feels distinctly like a Homestuck fan wrote it… I don’t mean that in a kind way at all 👁👁
So i noticed you didn't say "Merry Christmas."
Were you holding out on us like The Grinch?
happy holidays!
hope that is a worthy substitute greeting! from a fellow Guys!
Hey guys, it's guys
I’m so happy you are still making comments
John looking for a way to act upon his urges to murder:
the premise of the timore dev game is so funny but like, not in the way they intended it lol
This saved the day for me. Christmas with my family is the ultimate horror
John, I just gotta say that today, the day before christmas, was terrible. I'm feeling tired physically and mentally, but this right here, the fact that you uploaded, made me smile to my ears. Thank you
42:06 I expected John to say "It was born, and now it is gnome more!"
Well, this video helps a lot when youre stuck at work on christmas eve, and dont get off work until 7 am on christmas day, just to have to go back to sleep. It helps😂, thanks john, you brightened up my night.
I'm confused about the 3rd game, what does the guy do on the roof, what are those numbers that the protagonist keeps saying? Is there any reason for santa clause going insane?
For a game that went to the trouble of writing a whole embarrassing anti-PC poem, I was expecting it to try and have edgy "offensive" content, but it was just like... some butt jokes.
No christmas horror game will beat the sprite cranberry masterpiece you played ... But seriously happy holidays all and thanks for the Christmas video john🤠
The two things I love about this. John's adorably innocent move where he excitedly ran up to a prostitute thinking she was one of Santa's elves, and the main character who encountered a dead body and, instead of going to the cops who are like 5 feet outside, instead ventured further into the crime scene lol
Ugh, its so disappointing seeing John at 697K subs. It's great how big he's grown but gosh, he deserves so much more!! I hope the New Year will bring more audience for you, John!
I thought the same thing
I believe "Aaron" Is the Remy model from Mixamo if anyone was wondering
that timore dev game was trying to pull that edge factor in the beginning huh 🤔
What was edgy about it? It's pretty normal to reject woke PC nonsense.
@@axldave9940 Hard cope
The people who complain about political correctness are the most annoying types
Nobody cares
@@CrystalRose1111 Ain't that the f'ing truth.
@@AngeliqueStP its not
@@dirtfriendIt should be, screw woke BS.
John: *walks up on a dead body*
..... "Hi!"
"Oh! You're not an elf!" it's a common mistake, John, don't sweat it!
Sally: I better deliver Billy's Christmas present
Jack: BLASPHEMY
No matter what your politics are you immediately become cringe when you're inserting them into your Christmas horror game lol
The first game was really cute. Merry Christmas!
Finally, someone with a brain. Late response, but happy new year!!
I’ve made it a tradition to watch all of John’s Christmas videos each year so here’s another one to add to the pile. Merry Christmas!
Is it just me or does John look pretty cool with super short hair
The intro of Slay Bells almost killed your holiday spirit 😂😂😄
Christmas is saaaaaaaaved!
John doesn't like cherries on his cookies? More to share! Blessed Yule, John!
Having a really hard time during the holidays. Thanks for the laugh, John.
Yay!!! I’m so excited for this. Was hoping there’d be another one for this year. Thanks John, I hope you & Kimmy have a merry Christmas!
It's always fun to see John get into the spirit of these games, like the last one when the reindeer came down the chimney. Really taking the chance to fully roleplay as Santa. Love it.
"Huh guess this street is blocked off, guess I'll tresspass on the train tracks."
I’m early yay. Happy holidays everyone!! ❄️☃️💙
"It's like driving in Cyberpunk" .. so true!
I like how they just leave the bodies there and just put tape in the entrance of the hallway, like, "Meh.....we'll bag the body up tomorrow or something........" Lol.
The intro to Chimney Prowler had me cringing. Ohhh Timore dev, you were doing _so well..._
I’m assuming he was memeing. At least, I’m crossing my fingers that he was.
it felt purposefully tongue in cheek to me
Definitely felt memey.
I think that even if it was a parody - when people cant tell if it is or not, the parody is unsuccessful.
@@Nevershouteverfly Exactly.
I feel like John is the only grown up gamer on YT lol. I just can’t deal with the screaming and “hey guys” every 6 seconds. I really just enjoy John’s content. Even the horror games are calming lol. Great stuff man.
John definitely is a breath of fresh here
Yeah, I can’t watch like any other people play horror games at this point lmao. Though ManlyBadassHero is also pretty good
Merry Christmas John!! I won't get to see my family this year for the first time, so this is definitely something I needed! You're the best dude!
In the same boat, but this makes it a lil better
I'm sorry you both won't be with family tomorrow but I hope you have a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays. 🎄🎁☃️
John seriously looks like a handsome hairy egg in this video. I love it
what an embarrassing intro to that third game lmao god
edit: okay admittedly the clapping joke got me way harder than expected though
The "You don't Ho Ho me, I Ho Ho you!" bit is so good, hahaha
I would kill for a Christmas horror game in a style reminiscent of Rankin & Bass-- you know, those stop motion Christmas specials? Capture that warm nostalgia and mix it with the horror of jerky stop motion.
(Unfortunately, I don't know how to make games. I assume this idea would be very difficult.)
That is a brilliant idea
as soon as 'a politically correct world' and 'gender specific' came up, John's face just dropped. Don't blame him LOL
I love him sm especially when he was like “maybe santa’s just a dick” 💀
I totally understand him, i had the same reaction.
Lol, you know your ideology is bottom of the barrel stuff when even the Timore dev is crapping on it 😂
@@axldave9940 lol you know your ideology/ideals are shit when they line up with those of the Timore dev😂
@@clayhair exactly lmfao
The sass and sarcasm is making me laugh so much, thank you for that John
35:38 You caught me red handed bruh. I was about to play New Horizons while listening to the video lol
i played the cabin game like 3 days ago. when i saw the title menu i just said “oh johns gonna love this one” (that game is pretty bad)
I have to second Johns recommendation of Silent Night Deadly Night 2, its a Christmas tradition in my house.
"Everything okay, ocifer?"
Are you okay Hjon?
It's christmas right now in Australia so Merry Christmas to everyone!
Woohoo! Merry Christmas! I just stummled on it aa i wanted to watch something while trying to sleep.
John: because Christmas is tomorrow!
Me: *confused in Australian*
17:15 Oh, pitch meeting references are tight!
Hi if anyone is looking at the comment i would just like to say have a Merry Christmas :D ✨😎
you too!
@@ilikemybackpack7931 :D
Merry Christmas 🎄♥
... you filthy animals. And a Happy New Year
A very Merry Christmas to you too.
What a Christmas treat! Hope you and yours have a great time together! Thanks for an awesome year John!
27:40 “There’s actually nothing to sit on... THATS the most horrifying thing about this house”, lmfaooo no but for real 😭
I guess chairs are too politically correct 😂😂😂
Slay Bells - This is just Night Ripper with Xmas steps!
As a guy who delivers presents to millions of people in one night, I’m not that surprised at how efficient he is at killing
2:08 "Everything okay Occifer?"
I still watch ur goosebumps the game vids I have been watching u for 4 years still a legend I see
I'm working a 5am shift this Christmas day and this video definitely put me in the Christmas spirit. It was chill and humorous and just what I needed.
Love the Xmas sweater! Merry Christmas! Thanks for the festive video!
This game has the same sound effects as this horror game named " Ice scream."
Great game play by the way. 💖 I really enjoyed this video.
The first game was the Night Ripper, but with less crack and more Santa
Funniest opening; John going for a heartwarming vibe before realizing Sally is a dancer for money.
Did anyone else say "Garbage Day!" when he was attacked by the dumpster?
Edit: 13:00 lol
Merry Christmas John!!!!!
Edit: when that reindeer popped out of the chimney I lost my shit
John saying "Lets get this bread" just filled me with life