A flawless act of graceful manipulation, just the mere thought of this line makes me want to give him fifteen dollars on stream. I can't help It. Please nono not again I ne
"Chat im not going to kill the cashier, that's not..." chat: no seriously jerma dont youll go to jail "chat, no im not going to do that, cmon stop" chat: jerma stop please put the knife down "im not going to kill him chat, why would..." -stabs him multiple times-
"N-no, Hades, I-I-I'm not going to push the boulder down. I just spent all day pushing it. Y-yeah I know, I know, haha it would be a little funny, ok." *pushes boulder*
@The Jerma985 I'm convinced all you do is watch Jerma highlights at this point. "Oh yeah, I'm gonna watch this Deadrising 2 highlights video with 180 views today"
I will never understand the trend of "OOOOH SPOOKY LITTLE GIRL HOLDING AN OLD TEDDY BEAR AND WEARING A DIRTY WHITE DRESS!!! SO SCARY WHEN SHE LAUGHS!!!!!" Horror media should go back to antagonists that are actually scary.
I have been thinking about and laughing at this clip at 6:05 for about two days now so I've returned to write a comment about it in hopes that I can finally find peace. I mean it when I say I can't stop laughing, it is too perfect. That one single line. That "Oh, uh... nice man!" You can hear his questions, his discomfort, his sheer dread and probably new-found fear for his friend in just two perfectly delivered words. No, I can't. This is going to kill me. Someone needs to scoop this part out of my brain, humans weren't made to withstand this level of comedy and voice acting genius.
I have a similar moment like this in a jerma video , in my case my laugh moment is on jerma's cooking simulator video when he dips the sponge on a soup, idk why man but sponge on soup made me bust up laughing so much everytime
Imagine your family's coming over for dinner, and they're going to stay the night. Would you rather prefer your house full of mildly sad/creepy paintings, or random jerma memes uploaded by twitch chat? *Stipulations: Your family has no context of Jerma (also you can't explain him to them), and you cannot choose what gets hung up.*
I already have a house full of weird, creepy painting so I guess nothing would change for me. I literally have paintings of dead animals, meat and clowns, I should just make a horror movie already.
Had to check when this was uploaded because at 4:04 he started singing that Avé Maria song and I was so shocked cuz of the Riddler😭he's just as insane tho
That ”He’s a funny guy” had so much serial killer energy
You're a funny guy
a funny stream
@damn boi a funny joke
@@AJBAXTER7677 funny how?
The music really added to it too
Jerma joke: “do thing”. I won’t do thing. I won’t. *Does thing*. *Suffers consequences*.
A flawless act of graceful manipulation, just the mere thought of this line makes me want to give him fifteen dollars on stream. I can't help It. Please nono not again I ne
Hahaha yes, Jerma
Occasionally, "Chat i'm NOT doing that again" *does again* *suffers repeated consequences*
"Chat im not going to kill the cashier, that's not..."
chat: no seriously jerma dont youll go to jail
"chat, no im not going to do that, cmon stop"
chat: jerma stop please put the knife down
"im not going to kill him chat, why would..."
-stabs him multiple times-
He has committed to the unforseen consequences
Jerma is like Sisyphus but he knocks the rock down the hill as a joke after saying he won't do it.
"N-no, Hades, I-I-I'm not going to push the boulder down. I just spent all day pushing it. Y-yeah I know, I know, haha it would be a little funny, ok."
*pushes boulder*
One must imagine Jerma happy
@Gabe Davis HONEY YOU MEAN JERMACLES
@Gabe Davis no they mean sisyphus youre wrong bye bye
*Sussyphus
Don't let this video distract you from the fact that Jerma once ate an entire sleeve of Oreos and threw up on his mother's bed.
One time he ordered a sub, flew all the way to his parents house and threw up in his mom's bed.
@The Jerma985 i want to see this
@@Ilovemyfamilyandfriends-z3o th-cam.com/video/_UCvxojBJTQ/w-d-xo.html
@@sheniroh thank you for this
@The Jerma985 the fact that I was actually doubting that. Jeremy is THE content creator
16:08 him trying to imitate the sound of the animatronic's screaming jumpscare made me feel insane
Sounded like a peacock
Even better when he imitated the sound of high voltage current at 22:09
aAHHHHH aAHHHHHH a-
this guys a PSYCHO he's been practicing for years and can do it perfectly now
watching this video while blowing up an arbys bathroom
Watching this video while blowing up my own bathroom
Watching this video while blowing up.
Watching
Watch
thank you for your service
Damn, so close to an official Star ball reveal.
@The Jerma985 I'm convinced all you do is watch Jerma highlights at this point. "Oh yeah, I'm gonna watch this Deadrising 2 highlights video with 180 views today"
@@Se7enRemain quiet, human
Space balls
The game is so dark I can't even see the scares, that's the true mark of a great horror media experience
except for silent hill, where the auditory experience is more than just violins and more violins
I want a game like this except you can fucking elbow the ghost in the head whenever it gets too close and it just ragdolls onto the floor
I will never understand the trend of "OOOOH SPOOKY LITTLE GIRL HOLDING AN OLD TEDDY BEAR AND WEARING A DIRTY WHITE DRESS!!! SO SCARY WHEN SHE LAUGHS!!!!!" Horror media should go back to antagonists that are actually scary.
@@rodbot Scary little girl in a white dress is one of the oldest horror antagonist types though
horror game but you have a physgun
@@binatlas6620 May I introduce you to... th-cam.com/video/p-8U73c_A4M/w-d-xo.html
Gmod horror map
Me after eating a whole sleeve of Oreos: 20:03
Fucking beat me to it
On my mom's bed
29:31
#JustShitMySelf
Pretty recently, too
The first 10 seconds of this video tell me everything I need to know about this video
I love the fact that at certain spooky parts in the video, Jerma is trying to hide inside his torso like a turtle its shell.
they made all the animatronics look so much cuter, but it's twice as terrifying in vr. strange how that works
I find the fact that you can watch them actually move quite fascinating.
Is this the guy who got scared by children's entertainment animal robots ON STREAM??
Jerma is a child in an adult body
@@Time4me2change
He's a man in a child's body.
@@admiralpepper6933
He is a child in a child's body.
@@armageddongirl612 he's a mild in a chan's body
@@SwizzleDrizzl uwu Jerma-chan
4:02 Jerma predicted the riddler from The Batman
im so glad the "they cant touch ya" bit was left in, it killed me live and any highlight vids ive seen up till now didnt include it
@The Jerma985 oh fuck where monkaS
@The Jerma985 Oh FUCK its... THE JERMA985
“If I was in this position I’d piss then run away” bro has actual prey instincts
I have been thinking about and laughing at this clip at 6:05 for about two days now so I've returned to write a comment about it in hopes that I can finally find peace.
I mean it when I say I can't stop laughing, it is too perfect. That one single line. That "Oh, uh... nice man!" You can hear his questions, his discomfort, his sheer dread and probably new-found fear for his friend in just two perfectly delivered words. No, I can't. This is going to kill me. Someone needs to scoop this part out of my brain, humans weren't made to withstand this level of comedy and voice acting genius.
I have a similar moment like this in a jerma video , in my case my laugh moment is on jerma's cooking simulator video when he dips the sponge on a soup, idk why man but sponge on soup made me bust up laughing so much everytime
I'd like to see Jerma play more FNAF. Watching him suffer gives me life.
Who’s jerma? This is 2ndJerma
Wait, what the name of this game?
He needs to play Security Breach when it comes out.
@@incogniftoar3943 He was playing FNAF VR: Help Wanted
Imagine your family's coming over for dinner, and they're going to stay the night. Would you rather prefer your house full of mildly sad/creepy paintings, or random jerma memes uploaded by twitch chat?
*Stipulations: Your family has no context of Jerma (also you can't explain him to them), and you cannot choose what gets hung up.*
I’m taking the paintings, it’s that or scarring my family for life.
I am taking the Jerma memes I like to live life on the edge and want family to visit as little as possible.
I already have a house full of weird, creepy painting so I guess nothing would change for me. I literally have paintings of dead animals, meat and clowns, I should just make a horror movie already.
@@rawrlilbutterfly2265 You sound like a great catch.
everybody gangsta till the dork cube gets put in your house
That tighty whities underwear, waking up from a nightmare bit would have been hilarious. Too bad art is censored.
Is that why I couldn’t see it even if i put all of my brightness up
Unless he was a woman paying off the twitch mods with free only fans simpscriptions
11:00 jerma does a modern retelling of cask of amontillado
17:48 Jerma’s best scream
nooooo
26:37 might be better
"ooooo.."
Psychotic streamer blows the fuses in popular kids restaurant by slamming large metal doors on beloved mascots faces
jerma being scared in the pizzeria he killed a dozen kids at 40 years ago is so wholesome
No Bugleberry this year?
TRULY a tragedy
a REAL tragedy
It kinda sounded like he was hinting towards a Thanksgiving or Christmas Bugleberry stream due to the hams and Turkey receips
@@allypearlman5569 fun fact, he did something else
B. F. Bugleberry
Glad jerma isn’t streaming a game right now, that would totally ruin my schedule.
@The Jerma985 are you still getting chased by the police
Pain peko
@@space6707 +2
Jerma, the type of people who pictures like that hanging in their house have other friends with pictures like that also hanging in their house.
what what when do i do in where
What
I had a stroke reading this
@@temmmmmmmp your wrong
brain no worky
The fact that jerma did the psychotic Riddler singing before Riddler did should say something to all of us
All fnaf jumpscares: 17:47 18:25 19:10 20:17 21:40 22:23 22:37 22:41 24:02 24:24 25:13 26:38
Thanks homie
almost every single minute for the second half of the video lmao
Thank you
You’re a saint
🦭👈😲
Hes more immersed since he's the height of a literal child
You think he ever actually feels shitty that his audience basically makes fun of him? I would
@@theeoddments960 no. he grew up in an age where people can take a joke.
@@PolumbiusTheThird bet ur 14
@@PicantoWasTaken u got me. im also a kpop stan on twitter.
@The Jerma985 holy f is that the real jerma985!!!
Bless the editor for making the jump scares soft enough for a wimp like me to enjoy the video.
Only Jerma could drunkenly swagger around with alcohol in his hand and complain about Ubisoft during a VR horror game
can we talk about how the first game literally sampled kira's laugh from death note and sped it up?
12:46
oh wow i didn’t even realize it was kiras laugh until i saw this comment
I never watched it but I’m just gonna believe you and forget it in 5 min.
Thanks
i was looking for this comment bc i noticed right away lmao
Omg youre right xD
crying at this
I got an ad for the drink he held up immediately after that bit. Sponsored streamer
12:46
Did they.... did they use a sped up version of Light Yagami's laugh?
They did. That's 100% it
How is this not the top comment lmaooooo
The sad puppy noise he makes when freddy got him makes me genuinely sad
i was not ready for Jerma to be able to hit the notes in Ave Maria so fucking well
holy shit thia thumbnail is god-tier
that underwear nightmare bit was so funny i cracked up just from him describing it. his comedic style is truly one of a kind
33:08 "What are you, gay?"
as someone who's worked as a maze monster at Knott's Scary Farm, the "drunk guy in a horror ride" bit was too real lmao
4:00 voice of an angel
Man Jerma used to be Star’s sidekick and now it’s the opposite, never underestimate men who are 5’4
Now star exclusively plays fortnite
Imagine being Jerma's neighbour and hearing this shit through the wall.
We’ve hit the critical threshold of 2nd jerma editors
Also nice work jack
He decreased his lifespan by 3 years with this stream.
is this the streamer who peeked the corner ON STREAM???
No :)
Better than peeping the horror on stream
peek the corner vs peep the horror
i can only imagine what chat was saying at 24:33
they were telling him to watch his language and that he had a literal, potty mouth
Is this the streamer who used the spring bonnie suit to murder 5 children ON STREAM?
INSANE streamers STREAMS killing 5 CHILDREN wearing a FURSUIT
18:20 has one of the best reactions of all time
It's a shame I can't watch this video on account of my nervous disposition.
Local streamer arrested for killing a woman with a debilitating stutter. In court he was quoted saying "She was broken, what do you want me to do?"
4:04 Jerma predicts the Batman movie 😧 JERMA IS THE RIDDLER? 😦
4:02 that was actually pretty impressive
chat managed to be wrong twice in a 1/3 scenario
the entire drunk guy on a theme park ride bit sounded exactly like a family guy cut away
4:04 riddler moment
the singing in the beginning was actually really nice and beautiful. almost forgot i was watching a jerma stream
and then he gets scared and loud :(
The TRULY ad right after the TRULY joke was pretty funny. Thanks influencer.
Hey look, it’s the comedy guy!
Haha! What a man.
Is jerma going insane because of chat
no he's just like that
jerma is so real for playing fnaf with both doors closed
16:00 the complete physical recoil has me ROFLWAFMB edit 21:00 as well
he is TERRIFIED
I'm missing the part where chat was making fun of jerma for drinking truly
It is likely that someone's first introduction to Jerma's streams was him singing ave maria, and that's beautiful
I love watching jerma get electrocuted by Freddy Fazbear
4:03 Jerma Becomes the riddler
I love how he never ceases to be louder than sin
Hearing "Baby are you all alright" from jerma really keeps me going.
Too bad he couldn’t invite Zeraxos over this year.
“Talk to the person by the exit to end the tutorial”
Jerma: so anyway I started blasting
That Ave Maria wasn't actually that bad, quite an interesting twist
4:04 Riddler in The Batman be like.
Idk why but "Old ass TV" got me 💀💀💀
12:49 bro that actually the Kira laugh from death note pitched up 😭😭😭
Those ads were placed strategically
HE DID THE RIDDLER AVE MARIA TWO YEARS BEFORE THE BATMAN CAME OUT?? 4:04
Me telling my mom why I can't go to school 3:54
I wish I could be like jerma, but I’d have to loose 2 feet of height..
wait, you're 2 feet tall?
Who has more than two feet?
Ok, actually there are some people with extra limbs, but, like, in general?
Your Sidney pfp kills me every fucking time I see it
Damn, you're 202 feet tall? Must be crazy
I'm gonna clobber you pajama jack
4:30 some strain but that was good!
13:28 Streamer confirmed a monke
What it sounds like when someone demands you remove their shock collar right before you turn it to the highest setting: 20:16
So true!!!!
4:10 HOLY SHIT BATMAN PAULD DANO RIDDLER
2:50 he literally predicted the nuke incident
12:50 i like how the laugh in the bg is just light yagami’s laugh but pitched up
4:19 ~ the riddler.
In case you haven’t watched the end of the Pizzeria Simulator stream, Jerma will be streaming Yakuza 0, from the beginning, on Monday!
I thought you were still talking about FNaF lol
jerma is my comfort character
WAIT!? BEWGOL BERRY HAS NEW RECEPIES NEW RECEPIES
HOT TUB STREAM FORESHADOWING
Had to check when this was uploaded because at 4:04 he started singing that Avé Maria song and I was so shocked cuz of the Riddler😭he's just as insane tho
20:01
100% worst noise and i love it
Streamer doesn't recognise self in mirror; refers to reflection as "Napoleon statue"
Thats one hell of a neapolitan complex
Thank you Jerma. 💜
Professional VR Streamer starts doing MJ impressions over animatronics.
Aw shit, I commented that too. I'd better delete it. X'D
His rendition of Ave Maria sounded like that famous recording of the last castrato
i think that's because he was singing over that recording ❤️
the looney toons screams are STRONG in this one
16:20 Me at the dinner party
22:53 Psychotic Streams and Where to Watch Them
“He’s a funny guy…” as he cleans his shotgun