I'd like to think that evolution is just a species collectively thinking "damn I wish I could do that" and then over the course of hundreds of thousands of years they just will it into their DNA
@@hoobar5331 No, it's more like the DNA randomly says "Eh give em this" and if it works then they all breed and get it but if they don't them the weird ones with it die off
@@SyrupBuccaneer Thank you. Who gets to a leaking giant with two of each limb and a brain too large for a birth canal from first principles before a compact armored predator. Especially given the take I just heard from one of us.
12:32 "this game doesn't have autosave, please please please, you'll fuckin' lose everything" "make sure to save often" "make bean bag sonic" One of these is not like the others
The perspective of watching a Jerma stream then suddenly the screen flashes and you see Archangel Gabriel telling you something important, only for it to be cut off again by Jerma like screeching or something. Gold.
Fun fact: Throughout two 6 hour streams, Jerma spent roughly HALF of the game editing something in some way, and spent the other half failing miserably in a game infamous for being too easy
@@daydreams6956 Looking it up, I think they only shut down on the disc version of the game. Apparently Steam and Origin versions still have server access.
Jeremy is just a down to earth dude who's a little crazy but has a heart of gold too. You can tell streaming and entertaining people is something he truly enjoys and not just for the money.
This guy should legally not be allowed within* 100FT of a computer or smartphone with spore software. He should just be glad that crimes against nature isn't a thing nor is virtual crimes against nature. Let this man play god for 10 seconds and we're all screwed.
ive been repeatedly and regularly rewatching monster factory for like 4 years now and, for me, this entire video was haunted by the fucking specter of JA’AM. i felt his presence lurking.
17:27 Imagine you move into a new neighborhood and meet up your neighbor. He's pretty nice. And the next day that you see him he is absurdly jacked and somehow got gigantic wings
I honestly still love Spore even though it's probably a bad game. Really nice to see someone enjoy it for what it is rather than just making a dick creature and quitting immediately
Jerma: Ok chat, should I play the game or make a creature? Chat: Play the game Play the game Play the game Play the game Play the game Play the game Play the game Jerma: *Makes a creature*
hey jerma i just wanted to let u know i found u a couple weeks ago and your content has helped me deal with a lot of bad stuff so thank you mr streamer, wish you the best
It’s funny how jerma accidentally created a real animal called the Tully monster at 10:30, look it up, I’m pretty sure it’s one in the fossil records that doesn’t have any ancestors
Every time I watch this, I can't get over how right he was about the carrot thing. Like, I imagine this was a "one guy" scenario anyway, but a high person craving carrots is the funniest thing to me because it seems so ridiculous.
Holy shit, Clint's reptiles!? I discovered that channel like a month or so back and its still really small, its fucking amazing that jerma has watched clints animal reviews.
Not to spoil the rest of the Spore stream, but Jerma made these creatures for the sole reason of having them show up in the main game. They were never seen again
I have my TH-cam set to pause itself every hour of me watching because I fall asleep to it often and I had been watching old jerma videos all night and fell asleep about ten minutes into this video and when I opened my eyes this morning it was paused on 21:22 and that fanart stared me down and my half asleep self though it was a real person and nearly screamed.
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"Alright, while we have sex, just.. think really hard about machineguns."
Jerma's take on evolution is amazing.
Lmao
I'd like to think that evolution is just a species collectively thinking "damn I wish I could do that" and then over the course of hundreds of thousands of years they just will it into their DNA
@@hoobar5331
I mean, that’s kind of what psychosomatic illnesses are.
That line got me good
@@hoobar5331 No, it's more like the DNA randomly says "Eh give em this" and if it works then they all breed and get it but if they don't them the weird ones with it die off
"He's got a gamer neck"
I immediately sat up straight in embarrassment.
That's a myth!
*asperger me in my basement never understanding the Quasimodo jokes in school*
@@Pellkot Nope, nerd neck is a real thing that is highly noticeable. Posture is highly important to attraction and health.
@@brutusthebear9050 scout neck tf2
My favourite part of the spore streams is jerma referring to his creatures mate as his wife, like the microorganisms are legally married
no premarital sex allowed on stream
they’re zarried
Do you expect them not to be? To imply such is a sin you know....
No sex till marriage
Have any spore videos been uploaded to his channel before this one?
The last thing you want to hear: “Hey Gronk,”
@The Jerma985 idk if multiple people have a similar username but you’re everywhere, not just on the official videos either...
@The Jerma985 so you just be hanging around everywhere huh? Like the unofficial Jerma mascot
"Hey Bill."
"That hurt."
IT'S GRANK. HE'S CALLED GRANK DAMNIT.
as soon he saw his name he just said “fuck it, I’m naming him Gronk instead of that shitty name”
The fact that the pizza has multiple eyes on its back disguised as olives scares me.
It's like a angler fish or something, you go in for a piece of pizza and then suddenly your right arms gone
Ambush predator
kinda sus
Mimic pizza.
I am screaming in the current year.
"Go into the ocean you simple minded freak" absolutely killed me, it became even funnier when he actually did it
wait until jerma learns that scorpions are one of the oldest creatures on earth
And as far as animals go they make an extraordinary amount of sense.
Carboniferous type beat
They were the first to evolve onto land
@@therealestmannyt1029 Silurian*
@@SyrupBuccaneer Thank you. Who gets to a leaking giant with two of each limb and a brain too large for a birth canal from first principles before a compact armored predator. Especially given the take I just heard from one of us.
12:32
"this game doesn't have autosave, please please please, you'll fuckin' lose everything"
"make sure to save often"
"make bean bag sonic"
One of these is not like the others
11:03 I like how he says "I don't like the way it looks" before it cuts to the same creature that he has made look infinitely worse
these spore streams arent the same without the visions from Angel Gabriel coming forth every time he loads something
One winged jerma
ngl those were really fucking cool
Pain.
The perspective of watching a Jerma stream then suddenly the screen flashes and you see Archangel Gabriel telling you something important, only for it to be cut off again by Jerma like screeching or something. Gold.
Can someone enlight me on the situation with Gabriel, Jerma and Spore?
Fun fact: Throughout two 6 hour streams, Jerma spent roughly HALF of the game editing something in some way, and spent the other half failing miserably in a game infamous for being too easy
@The Jerma985 i HATE him, hes such a zoinker :(
I love how Jerma can get to Hades in just 5 hours but he can't win at a kids game
Stop mocking him he's doing his best why are you all such meanies
@@dawidek4267 shut up bruh. I see you calling people gay in the comments.
@@dawidek4267 he has Gronk, he'll be fine
we, on the other hand...
"bugs are just math. Bugs are just a math problem"
Oh he's talking about software development.
"Bugs are just a math problem living as creatures"
I don't know if you've ever seen an ant raid, but thats pretty much how it seems
Life is just one big math problem.
@@megastoejoe Honestly, yeah
@@megastoejoe Thats because math is the language to describe every event and thing.
@The Jerma985 I mean when do living things become sentient?
It’s a shame the Spore servers are down. Jerma would have loved encountering all the crazy custom creatures the Spore community made over the years.
NOOO, im assuming you mean they're down forever..? :(( ig it's to be expected the game is old af but still :((
@@daydreams6956 Looking it up, I think they only shut down on the disc version of the game. Apparently Steam and Origin versions still have server access.
@@TheDolphinTuna yeah I was gonna say, there’s no way spore developers made some of the stuff I saw.
@@TheDolphinTuna steam version doesnt, origin version does. steam version requires you to register the accursed game with origin to make it work :/
@@TheDolphinTuna makes sense steam could host on their own servers and ea owns origin
The second creature he made looks like Vinny's meat, but dangerous
Just another idle tie-in
13:32 scientists will spend decades trying to figure out how the hell he could've made that unexplainable sound
“AHHHHHHH-Fire”
"Well now I'm not gonna."
Cut to Jeremy making a creature
Y’know there’s something about this guy that’s just inherently satisfying
something... SHO SHPFATISFYING
Jeremy is just a down to earth dude who's a little crazy but has a heart of gold too. You can tell streaming and entertaining people is something he truly enjoys and not just for the money.
Wooooosh
@@themigtyboosh Reeeeeeddit.
@The Jerma985 Give him all your money. He is a nice streamer. Not a psycho. Give him your personal details.
19:45 "While we have zex think really hard about machineguns", what a PSYCHO.
@The Jerma985 the future kids are just going to evolve into steve from minecraft
gronk better be in the next jerma rumble lmao
I agree
10:15 that ominously drifting baby carrot is INCREDIBLY unnerving
Gronk: kills beast
Jerma: thank you gronk
Gronk
bad comment
"gronk, twist his head off"
“I DEMAND IT”
I COMMAND IT
"Pizzadactyl. We deliver"
Holy shit, we have to protect this man at all costs.
“He needs a second mouth”
Me, someone who watches Spore Monster Factory weekly: he does _not_
I think he needs a backpack for his applesauce.
@@Dogy0909 JA'AM
GET IN YOUR BOX, WILL
This guy should legally not be allowed within* 100FT of a computer or smartphone with spore software. He should just be glad that crimes against nature isn't a thing nor is virtual crimes against nature. Let this man play god for 10 seconds and we're all screwed.
ive been repeatedly and regularly rewatching monster factory for like 4 years now and, for me, this entire video was haunted by the fucking specter of JA’AM. i felt his presence lurking.
Ah. The glory of evolution. Billions and billions of years have led us here... to the creation of the Whopper.
Question, Is Your Profile Picture From Hypnospace Outlaw?
@@Endiepup yes!
i read this in the spongebob narrator voice
This comment thread is now on Whopper Watch
@@jadenebula3856 well now so do I 💀
17:27 Imagine you move into a new neighborhood and meet up your neighbor. He's pretty nice. And the next day that you see him he is absurdly jacked and somehow got gigantic wings
just as the legend fortold, mike was reborn to join sully in battle against an agressive foe that once took his friends life
I honestly still love Spore even though it's probably a bad game. Really nice to see someone enjoy it for what it is rather than just making a dick creature and quitting immediately
Wait there are others
honestly like... i was the target demographic when it came out and i loved it
@@audioxi8612 same, probably my favourite game ever. 9 years old me played it religiously for hours every single day and it somehow never got old
Gosh I wanna play this game again, but my laptop freaking lags it.
@@ammagon4519 same thing, since my pc died I was stuck with a shitty laptop that doesn't even run flash games at 10fps lol
Gronk front legs: *waddling like an old man in high pants*
Gronk back legs: THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR WALKIN
3:49 “wait don’t scorpions have arms in the front that come out like big claws?”
Yes, Jeremy. Yes they do.
5:00 holy shit he has oven mitts not claws
Aesthetic meat
@@EddieBurke yeeeow
I thought your name was meat cleaner for a second
funny thing is there are actually crab claws available as hands in this game
Oven mitts for the wood fire pizza
Jerma: Ok chat, should I play the game or make a creature?
Chat: Play the game Play the game Play the game Play the game Play the game Play the game Play the game
Jerma: *Makes a creature*
Totally insane man in marijuana-induced trance frantically eats a bag of bones for extra calcium
New fall out boy song just dropped
@@anyalaASMR They're still around? Kinda impressive
13:30 I'm starting to feel like Jerma's brain reverts back to Amoeba mode whenever he gets scared
AAAAAAAAA-FËÆUGH
Man I love those intros so much.
Edit: god that carrot monster. Imagine that thing slowly hovering into your room, chirping to banjo music.
Aesthetic meat
@@EddieBurke yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooowwww
Guhuh
5:18 it’s so amazing when you can hear jerma’s smile even without facecam
hey jerma i just wanted to let u know i found u a couple weeks ago and your content has helped me deal with a lot of bad stuff so thank you mr streamer, wish you the best
Jerma is pure kindness
Stop zerking off.
@@mikehockishard4367 i can't :///
@The Jerma985 he really does, godspeed jermamite
9:16 "You wanna get some munchies?" Jerma constantly showing how little experience he has with weed.
the fact jerma calls us jermamites instead of jerms is the most jerma thing ever
It’s funny how jerma accidentally created a real animal called the Tully monster at 10:30, look it up, I’m pretty sure it’s one in the fossil records that doesn’t have any ancestors
“Mike! Follow me! MIKE?!”
*proceeds to eat Mike’s corpse*
Put up the volume. I get blasted every time an ad plays
6:10 i got jump scared when he started to say scor-. thought he was about to do a S C O R N bit lmao
Can’t believe we almost had pink guy as a creature
I was in the stream channel of the discord when he was in civilization stage. People were ENRAGED. reasonably tbh
It looks like a balloon that's been nailed to a pear
as a long time Spore player, this was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen
20:16 "'Bye-bye?' What do you mean, 'bye-bye?'"
Every time I watch this, I can't get over how right he was about the carrot thing.
Like, I imagine this was a "one guy" scenario anyway, but a high person craving carrots is the funniest thing to me because it seems so ridiculous.
"Well now i'm not gonna" - cuts to creature creator
> Refuses to do thing
> Immediately does thing
A Jerma tradition
My fav scene from Monsters & Co was when Sully ate Mike's corpse
Holy shit, Clint's reptiles!? I discovered that channel like a month or so back and its still really small, its fucking amazing that jerma has watched clints animal reviews.
Definitely did NOT remember Sully eating Mike’s corpse in Monsters Inc I must’ve missed that
I never expected for jerma to bring up clints reptiles.
That's one of the reasons why I watch Jerma, you never know what he's gonna bring up
Local Streamer Plays God, Again
Again?!
@@manintheline5331 yes, AGAIN.
@@user-bv1gq8jj6b ... the first time was....?
@@boass Basically all the time, this guy is fucking crazy...
@@user-bv1gq8jj6b Deranged streamer. Gone mad
Like how Spore is just getting a revival out of nowhere.
10:25 Literally just made the Tully monster
Love listening to jerma vids in the background just to look halfway through and see carrots hodown-ing
Local streamer runs drug den with nothing but carrots as food. When will he be stopped?
That sounds like a rimworld colony lmao
@@TheRealRusDaddy yeah, sounds like it could be a typical mr samuel streamer video
there he goes. one of God's own prototypes.
two scoops
Jerma being God is simultaneously the best and worst thing ever.
JeSUS 2 confirmed?!?!?
Jesus the second: Electric boogaloo
jermalmighty
Jerma being god is just "Qu" from "all tomorrows" book
24:10 the creatures over there is like literal quagmire like “GIGGTY GIGGTY GIGGTY”
8:02
Missed opportunity to make a watermelon
Quite the striking resemblance.
10:30 Tully monster vibes.
Isn't nature wonderful when controlled by a crazy man?
Not to spoil the rest of the Spore stream, but Jerma made these creatures for the sole reason of having them show up in the main game.
They were never seen again
The cantaloupe appeared in a later stage.
@@czechboy1365 as an Epic, no less!
The fact that jerma made his own Logo a spore creation without realizing
i get so happy when spore videos show up on my feed
I wish people made more of these types of games today :(
The noise(s) he makes at 7:12 are incredible.
I used to play this on my Windows XP PC all the time back when it came out in 2008. Nothing says PC gaming like spore.
When he said "Sc-..... cooor" I thought he was going to say "S C O R N"
spore pog
Don't be afraid, remember my singing voice? AAA EEE OOO
Jack on a roll lately.
Jackedit's insane 2ndJerma build - Every vod on the channel
I like how Jerma almost made Will's Spore Beta creature around 3 minutes.
That intro was to the point.
that’s it. i’m going back to sleeping to this mans streams. he’s amazing.
Nothing like watching your favourite streamer before his career dies after the catboy stream
LIFE IS PAIN I HAT-
"Man I'm so high, you want some munchies?" - "Yeah you got any CARROTS?!"
Actually near wet myself laughing, Jerma still got it
10:20 Jerma recreates the Tully Monster from the depths of his own imagination
Jerma could make the smallest creature possible in Spore, *but he'd still be shorter*
4:51 Jerma being a fan of Clint's Reptiles is such a niche bit of lore, and yet honestly it's not at all surprising. Love that for him
damn first time i'm early and it's spore with Jerma. Incredible double deluxe
Streamer creates Doctor Who monster
Woah when he mentioned Clint's reptiles i was like "woah, why would this kinda man be interested in mcfucking vinageroons and turtles...?"
After all this time. It has arrived
20:57 Let the voice of love take you higher.
Last time I was this early we were having the Shpee nest invade the Lob Slobs
What? Are you okay?
and dont forget the yumbah yahd
I have my TH-cam set to pause itself every hour of me watching because I fall asleep to it often and I had been watching old jerma videos all night and fell asleep about ten minutes into this video and when I opened my eyes this morning it was paused on 21:22 and that fanart stared me down and my half asleep self though it was a real person and nearly screamed.
Finding out that Jerma, my favorite gaming TH-camr, watches Clint Reptiles, my favorite reptile TH-camr... brings me so much unfathomable joy.
I love how Jerma almost just straight up made the Tully Monster
“Bugs are math” -Jeremy Harrington 2021
I love you jerma
gay
"How the fuck is that animal real?" says the only mammal on Earth that is bipedal nearly its' entire life (apparently kangaroos don't count somehow)
I'm glad to see that Spore has been revived
This is the greatest game of all time, bar none.
Jerma has to be the only person ever to make a serious creature in spore
it's nice to see actual creatures instead of "LOL PENIS MONSTER" videos
@@penguinmaster7 You're a furry so your opinion does not count
@@dawidek4267 you're intolerant of of someone's interests so neither does yours
@@penguinmaster7 Mine does because i am not a furry
Spore is a reminder that none of us would make a good god
I cannot express the joy I feel knowing that Jerma watches Clint's Reptiles
“Well now I won’t do it”
*cuts to him doing it*