As someone with siblings, when Jerma said "I used to wear hockey gear while my brother threw baseballs at me" I literally sighed and thought "finally a normal story"
My brother once poked me on the forehead with a stick from my grandma's burn pile by accident. It's ok though because a few years later I accidentally popped him in the head with a bb gun.
One of my sister's once had an argument with another sister and threw the plastic goat toy they were arguing about at her, embedding it's horns into her forehead which required many stitches and a trip to A&E...
It's the same feeling as going to your friends house and he has a bunch of cardboard boxes in the garage so you guys spend 3 hours doing fake martial arts
The story about him lying to his fans faces about who he is and then shouting a one liner at them after denying who he was made it into my top 5 Jerma moments almost instantly
It's funny how he feels more embarrassed about confusing a customer for an employee than denying who he is to someone that clearly knows who he is until he can't hide it anymore.
Imagine you hire a guy to pressure wash your fence and you look into the backyard and he is standing on top of your tool shed talking to himself about a time he pretended he didn't recognize a fan in public
@@ItsDSP My favorite Jerma stream was definitely 'The Wonders of Being a Mortician' where he operated on stolen corpses from the morgue and then dumped them in a hole in the desert. It was so funny.
@@heatherperleberg7816 He literally called himself a “modern day da Vinci” in that stream. Seriously, how the hell is he still allowed to stream? I’m pretty sure one of the bodies was still alive judging from the shaking.
Use to work in dry cleaning oddly really took pride in how clean i could return something. I remember these bed sheets had vomit all over super bad worst I've ever seen. Get this apparently the son ate an entire sleeve of oreos and did it out of spite. Did the best we could still remember the smell terrible.
One time I was in a pet store, wearing my pet store employee cosplay, when this incredibly short man approached me and said "Do you guys sell the thing? Do you know where I can get the object?" and I said "I don't work here" then he immediately started to mutter about my facial hair under his breath. It sounded like he was saying "bet you feel so tall under that moustache, don't you?" I felt really uncomfortable, My girlfriend asked him "Are you Jerma?" (I didnt know she knew some guy named "Jerma" before this point) and he crossed his eyes & stuck his teeth out saying "Duhhhh what's a Jerma???" and she blushed and said "you know, like from twitch?" and he started jerking around, twitching sort of, and asked "What's twitch?" and she stopped and stared at him. She seemed to be kind of excited. He seemed emboldened by this. After a little while he said "Look at me" and threw a tennis ball from the shelf next to him at me. It looked like he tried to throw it really hard but he kind of just flicked it at me with his fingers. Then he just left. My girlfriend couldnt stop thinking about him after that day. She said he was a badder boy than I'll ever be.
i remember actually falling asleep watching this stream and when the "Youre asleep" bit came on I fucking bolted upright and screamed in horror thinking jerma had broken into my house or something I genuinely still have the occasional nightmare where jerma just stands in my room saying "this is a dream I want you to let go"
What the fuck shsbbsjdheb like i canNOT emphasize how fucking much this made me laugh. My face & throat hurt from it, oh my god, thank u for sharing this/gen
I like to imagine that if someone went up to jerma in a casino and asked him if he was Mr Green, then jerma would instinctively react in the Mr Green voice
I think one of my favourite parts of this is that while he’s talking about the vsauce prime numbers video he EXCLUSIVELY says even numbers and ones ending in 5. Like he doesn’t even come close to saying an actual prime number.
A prime number (or a prime) is a natural number greater than 1 that is not a product of two smaller natural numbers. A natural number greater than 1 that is not prime is called a composite number. For example, 5 is prime because the only ways of writing it as a product, 1 × 5 or 5 × 1, involve 5 itself. However, 4 is composite because it is a product (2 × 2) in which both numbers are smaller than 4. Examples: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97
house flipper: wall dad, slime tuber, crack house, GAS coin game: spiral into insanity the long drive: spiral into insanity vegas stakes: spiral into insanity (+mr greenz)
If the fan recognizing Jerma moment doesn't get into the Jermawards I will unironically smoke crack Two years later edit: I've only returned now from rehab. Thank you, Jerma!
@@Vonias House flipping: Prices out local residents, forcing people to leave their hometowns to find affordable housing Destroys and sanitizes architectural styles to chase current trends, robbing areas of cultural and artistic identity Artificially extends the life of buildings that are unfit for residence (Tends to) focus more on the aesthetic of a building than the liveability of it, creating hostile architecture.
He literally did the “I’m sick” voice. I had it in my head when he said he was going to do it, and then he completely did the exact voice that was in my head
I am not joking when i say that the 'You're in a dream with Jerma and a bird shits into his mouth' bit is one of the funniest things i have heard in my life.
It was relatable when jerma was talking about faking a temperature to skip school, but then the orange juice story just reels it back in, actual psycho
@under a rock people who were watching nickelodeon when it came out, maybe, but jerma was way past the target demographic at the time and he doesnt often display extensive knowledge about tv cartoons so it came as a big surprise to me
jerma is really intersting cause if you know him in real life i feel he would be a kinda boring. just a normal guy who likes to watch videos on wood cutting or powerwashing . but then you see him on twitch and suddenly hes making billion dollar cat cosplay bets on video games, running a carnival for a day and hosting a wrestling match with people who are pretending to be a bunch of characters he made up. if you try to explain multiple streams hes done to someone it sounds like your explaining multiple episodes of family guy or just family guy cut away gags
TH-cam must know that on the stream the "talking dogs on 4 legs all sound like goofy" bit went on for more than 30 minutes at least. Chat kept finding examples to counter him.
I was at the pet store the other day and I saw Jerma985, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “What's a Jerma Twitch?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Look at me!” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
46:15 is exactly what I'd be doing if I was a big streamer lol. Just make a bunch of random obscure references and have to constantly pull up the originals to show what I'm referencing
Okay, Jerma genuinely had the most wholesome childhood Like even the baseball thing sounds crazy on paper but with the context? That's the most suburban America thing I can think of
This video legitimately motivated me to power wash my house, thanks Jerma Edit: it is complete. I have vanquished the beast living on my walls. I am covered in the mud of my enemies. All will know my wrath
I was only half watching until I realized that Jerma was playing a game about powerwashing, listening to the Mother 3 soundtrack, and talking about copyright expiration for Disney characters. That's exactly when I had to stop, skip back in the video, and try to piece together what the hell happened.
I legit fell asleep with this video on on my couch and I woke up in terror when he said “YOURE DREAMING.” And I couldn’t move it was like jerma was my sleep paralysis demon
Without a doubt the funniest gag in this whole video is where Jerma jokes about mickey mouse becoming public domain. Where does he keep coming up with all this.
Imagine looking in your backyard after you've hired a pressure washer and he is talking about how his brother hurled baseballs at his head while he is washing grass.
I saw Jerma985 at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Boomer hypnotist Jeremy "Twitch" Elbertson PUKES the McDonald BTS meal onto his GRANDMOTHER'S tiles, while receiving a $2,000,000 *stimulus* from Mitch Mcconnell, ON STREAM
The Jerma editors finally using a Son of the Mask clip for the intro gives me an excellent opportunity to point out how that movie's version of The Mask just looks like Jerma in a bad costume
I just realised this game is published by Square Enix. I hope we get to play as Cloud power washing his blade and stuff, or Noctis power washing The Regalia sometime.
The story of his brother throwing baseballs at him reminds me of when my sister belted unripe grapefruits at me except I had no protection and it was no game.
I always fall asleep to these videos so imagine my frustration when the one time I actually sit down and watch one he acknowledges that the viewer may be sleeping
there is the possibility that someone was sleeping during this stream and woke up exactly when jerma was doing his dream bit. i hope that person is doing well, i would be traumatized
I used to work in a detail shop and man... Taking those disgusting old used trade-ins and pressure washing, waxing, steam cleaning the carpets, seats and engine to make them look brand new was SOOO satisfying.
I have fallen asleep to this video before and the fact that there is a very real possibility that jerma has manipulated my dreams and I forgot it like many other dreams terrifies me
Jerma talking about his "wear hockey gear when my brother is pitching to me" story like it was some crazy weird story reveals that he doesn't know what a catcher is
I woke up one night to The Son Of The Mask playing on tv when I was 9. The scene was when he was interrogating his wife about the disappearance of his son. I was scared shitless and was petrified til morning. Didn’t go back to sleep.
What I found funny is how none of the numbers jerma mentioned was a prime number. I didn't even have to look it up cause they all had an even number or 5 as their last digit.
As someone with siblings, when Jerma said "I used to wear hockey gear while my brother threw baseballs at me" I literally sighed and thought "finally a normal story"
I once got my sister to hold a stick and let me try and shoot sticks out of her hand with my BB gun. We were like 10 and 9.
My brother once poked me on the forehead with a stick from my grandma's burn pile by accident. It's ok though because a few years later I accidentally popped him in the head with a bb gun.
My little brother would always beg me to “play super smash bros” in the pool, which entailed us just wailing on each other until he started crying
One of my sister's once had an argument with another sister and threw the plastic goat toy they were arguing about at her, embedding it's horns into her forehead which required many stitches and a trip to A&E...
It's the same feeling as going to your friends house and he has a bunch of cardboard boxes in the garage so you guys spend 3 hours doing fake martial arts
The story about him lying to his fans faces about who he is and then shouting a one liner at them after denying who he was made it into my top 5 Jerma moments almost instantly
such an insane thing to do honestly, it has to be fake, Has to
It's funny how he feels more embarrassed about confusing a customer for an employee than denying who he is to someone that clearly knows who he is until he can't hide it anymore.
Just after mistaking them for employees of the pet store, too...
It's like those copypastas where someone meets jerma and he acts like a psychopath except it's not a copypasta this time, it's real
Jerma is still learning how to act like a normal person.
Imagine you hire a guy to pressure wash your fence and you look into the backyard and he is standing on top of your tool shed talking to himself about a time he pretended he didn't recognize a fan in public
You might even call back the lawn cleaner guy
This stream was really chill until he turned on face cam to demonstrate how easily he can remove blood out of the carpet in a matter of minutes
It really tells miles about jerma when you don’t know if this is a joke or not
@@Phytem Considering he hides bodies in the Nevada desert, I’d say it’s not a joke.
@@ItsDSP My favorite Jerma stream was definitely 'The Wonders of Being a Mortician' where he operated on stolen corpses from the morgue and then dumped them in a hole in the desert. It was so funny.
Oh my god this is like an oneyplays comment section
@@heatherperleberg7816 He literally called himself a “modern day da Vinci” in that stream. Seriously, how the hell is he still allowed to stream? I’m pretty sure one of the bodies was still alive judging from the shaking.
Use to work in dry cleaning oddly really took pride in how clean i could return something. I remember these bed sheets had vomit all over super bad worst I've ever seen. Get this apparently the son ate an entire sleeve of oreos and did it out of spite. Did the best we could still remember the smell terrible.
Ya had me in the first half.
When was this?
@@juvenoiachild7675 98-99
@@juvenoiachild7675 Pretty recently
I love this comment so much, you have no idea.
whenever jerma talks about his brother I love to think that he doesn't exist and jerma is insane
he’s actually standing in front of a baseball pitching machine and letting them hit him
based
INSANE streamer talks about NONEXISTANT BROTHER on STREAM
whenever jerma talks -about his brother- I love to think that he -doesn't exist and jerma- is insane
@@Conklin03 whenever jerma talks a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ h̶i̶s̶ b̶r̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ I̶ l̶o̶v̶e̶ t̶o̶ t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ he d̶o̶e̶s̶n̶'t̶ e̶x̶i̶s̶t̶ a̶n̶d̶ j̶e̶r̶m̶a̶ is insane
One time I was in a pet store, wearing my pet store employee cosplay, when this incredibly short man approached me and said "Do you guys sell the thing? Do you know where I can get the object?" and I said "I don't work here" then he immediately started to mutter about my facial hair under his breath. It sounded like he was saying "bet you feel so tall under that moustache, don't you?" I felt really uncomfortable,
My girlfriend asked him "Are you Jerma?" (I didnt know she knew some guy named "Jerma" before this point) and he crossed his eyes & stuck his teeth out saying "Duhhhh what's a Jerma???" and she blushed and said "you know, like from twitch?" and he started jerking around, twitching sort of, and asked "What's twitch?" and she stopped and stared at him. She seemed to be kind of excited. He seemed emboldened by this. After a little while he said "Look at me" and threw a tennis ball from the shelf next to him at me. It looked like he tried to throw it really hard but he kind of just flicked it at me with his fingers. Then he just left. My girlfriend couldnt stop thinking about him after that day. She said he was a badder boy than I'll ever be.
This is the only good Jerma copypasta I've seen.
@@C4pt41nN3m0 please do
imagine getting cucked by jerma
I saw Jerma at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday
@@why7189 i saw jerma in my closet
i remember actually falling asleep watching this stream and when the "Youre asleep" bit came on I fucking bolted upright and screamed in horror thinking jerma had broken into my house or something
I genuinely still have the occasional nightmare where jerma just stands in my room saying "this is a dream I want you to let go"
What the fuck shsbbsjdheb
like i canNOT emphasize how fucking much this made me laugh. My face & throat hurt from it, oh my god, thank u for sharing this/gen
Bro a couple of days ago i had my first nightmare in a long time and it was jerma slamming on my door yelling to let him in
@@patricksvarietycorner5700 trespassing Andy
Omg that sounds terrifying
I'm so glad that doesn't happen to me when I sleep to this
@@sushiboy9513 felony breaking and entering Andy
"Where's the weirdest place you've been recognized?"
'In one of the casinos'
Uh oh
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT
*THEY PULLED ME BACK IN*
Mr Green! Is that you?
Can you take me to the emergency room?
@@k3salieri Imagine Jerma at the slots having to react to that, having also completely forgotten his own stream joke
My exact reaction
I like to imagine that if someone went up to jerma in a casino and asked him if he was Mr Green, then jerma would instinctively react in the Mr Green voice
I think one of my favourite parts of this is that while he’s talking about the vsauce prime numbers video he EXCLUSIVELY says even numbers and ones ending in 5. Like he doesn’t even come close to saying an actual prime number.
nah he said 2 in the beginning
@@certifiedclownlala3672 which is an even number
@@DeathnoteBB you do know it is both prime and even right?
A prime number (or a prime) is a natural number greater than 1 that is not a product of two smaller natural numbers. A natural number greater than 1 that is not prime is called a composite number. For example, 5 is prime because the only ways of writing it as a product, 1 × 5 or 5 × 1, involve 5 itself. However, 4 is composite because it is a product (2 × 2) in which both numbers are smaller than 4.
Examples: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97
He watched 4 hours of prime numbers and he still doesn't know what they are
It's the most mundane games that lets Jerma do the wackiest commentaries
Mundane activity simulators, anything that reminds him of SAW, and fever dream 90's games. These are always the best Jerma videos.
@@hoonterofhoonters6588 yes but the saw streams are also the most unbearable games hes ever played and they make me want to stop watching
@Esseks yeah I get that I'm just saying the actual saw streams fucking suck
@@A_Toaster then dont watch them?
house flipper: wall dad, slime tuber, crack house, GAS
coin game: spiral into insanity
the long drive: spiral into insanity
vegas stakes: spiral into insanity (+mr greenz)
Jerma sleeps to the sound of wood being cut and cars being cleaned
More normal than the voice of Ninomae Ina'nis.
@@uhoh7545 Amen brother
@@uhoh7545 How do you guys know what that is? Are we THAT community?
Jerma
And laughs to cars being crashed
If the fan recognizing Jerma moment doesn't get into the Jermawards I will unironically smoke crack
Two years later edit: I've only returned now from rehab. Thank you, Jerma!
How do you ironically smoke crack.
looga-me!
hi maya amano
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack
@@dogwithabeard2612 Viper VEVO
Calm down
“Laughs maniacally”
“I want that guy timed out for 1 minute”
The best part about these highlights is the complete lack of context going from one insane topic to another.
there is no context this is basically unedited
there isn’t that much editing, it’s just adhd
Lack of context is the chat.
ADHD andy
Jerma really found a House flipper 2.0
With less parasitic capitalism too!
???
@@Vonias House flipping:
Prices out local residents, forcing people to leave their hometowns to find affordable housing
Destroys and sanitizes architectural styles to chase current trends, robbing areas of cultural and artistic identity
Artificially extends the life of buildings that are unfit for residence
(Tends to) focus more on the aesthetic of a building than the liveability of it, creating hostile architecture.
@@Okamooki I’m still gonna hit you with the “who the fuck asked” because of how badly you clearly wanted someone to respond to your initial comment
@@bringmeadream483 me, i asked. :-)
I wish as kids they gave us power washers instead of super soakers, we would have skin as hard as diamonds, or we would be dead
Both are preferable to this
@@thedumbdog1964 you are the one who chose to click on this video
Russian Roulette, power washer addition
Natural selection baby
@@wyattknutson "dad Chris died when we were having a water fight"
"weak ass lmao"
He literally did the “I’m sick” voice. I had it in my head when he said he was going to do it, and then he completely did the exact voice that was in my head
he has control over you
Lmao I’ve made the same voice so many times
Jerma is a hard boiled egg just waiting to reveal his yoke
Yolk
@@YourAverageSpelunker That’s the jolk
Joke
only a matter of time before he becomes a bald brother with NorthernLion
If only we could see him take wing
Isn’t this the guy who got jumpscared by the kirby’s epic yarn OST
I need a link for this
@@LemonFilmsForever it happens in this video at 25:32
@@aurorasparks1985 huh I guess I must have somehow missed that part of the vid, thank you!
It's a strange part to be fair
Where is your pfp from?
If I met Jerma in a Casino i'd go "Hey Mr. Green remember me?" and just hand him $5000
he'd totally bring this up as a weird fan meeting on stream and it would be one of the funniest things ever
I am not joking when i say that the 'You're in a dream with Jerma and a bird shits into his mouth' bit is one of the funniest things i have heard in my life.
This man confused Babish with Vsauce which is understandable actually
Bearded white bald guys with glasses in their 30's with round-ish faces
@@alexdavis665 who are also very weird
Wizard specialisation vs cook
all just different breeds of Tomar.
@@EngineMusic don't say his name, he'll find you...
Jerma’s not like the other girls, he watches power washing and log cutting videos.
Wait till he finds out about dog grooming videos
@@C4pt41nN3m0 DOG GROOMING STREAM WHEN?!
@@checkurs675 then he'll go deeper down the rabbit hole into hoof trimming and ear cleaning videos
@@PondScummer even deeper to tartar removal
It was relatable when jerma was talking about faking a temperature to skip school, but then the orange juice story just reels it back in, actual psycho
from relatable to convictable real quick
@@yamo96 from 0 to 10 years
@@shaynehughes6645 from “understandable” to “under arrest”
I did the same thing but with chewed up mushroom, same reaction from my dad, like "wtf are u doing"
The fact that jerma didn't know about Beverly Hills chihuahuas amazes me
The pool of things jerma does and does not know about feels so arbitrary and baseless. I'm still not over him knowing what fanboy and chum chum is
@under a rock people who were watching nickelodeon when it came out, maybe, but jerma was way past the target demographic at the time and he doesnt often display extensive knowledge about tv cartoons so it came as a big surprise to me
@under a rock I doubt anyone would know what that is
the world is healing
I love the idea of jerma trying and failing desperately to do a Mitch Mcconnell impression while being dragged out of a room by security.
They’re dragging him out and he just keeps repeating “stimulus” in the voice
@@liftfork *in the failed voice
There's something INHERENTLY SATISFYING about WILLING a GAME into REALITY
Foundation
Based
as soon as he said "autoplay" and "counting" I knew exactly what he was talking about. I've woken up to that video playing so many fucking times.
Are you jerma986
@@FatCatCooper something like that
i either wake up to the prime number video or tom scott's garlic bread video
@@stiinkysocks6354 that's the other one. I probably make up atleast a quarter of the views on both of them
@@stiinkysocks6354 almost forgot the "million vs billion dollar road trip" video from tom as well
Is this the comfortably petite streamer who got MY stimulus check?
PETITE?
petit.
jerma is really intersting cause if you know him in real life i feel he would be a kinda boring. just a normal guy who likes to watch videos on wood cutting or powerwashing . but then you see him on twitch and suddenly hes making billion dollar cat cosplay bets on video games, running a carnival for a day and hosting a wrestling match with people who are pretending to be a bunch of characters he made up. if you try to explain multiple streams hes done to someone it sounds like your explaining multiple episodes of family guy or just family guy cut away gags
"family guy joke"
forced by society to act normal 😭
I think that just shows how wild human beings are
Family Guy ahh comment
Not only is the son of the mask a bad movie now I can’t unsee the mask as jerma
Jerma is the mask and the scout now
he’s the blueprint for all guys
@@denebortiz7091 he truly is
When Jerma puts on the mask and becomes Mr.Green
It’s bad but it’s good
I feel like Jerma's mind is just an RNG of storys
stories* don’t think we weren’t looking for you.
TH-cam must know that on the stream the "talking dogs on 4 legs all sound like goofy" bit went on for more than 30 minutes at least. Chat kept finding examples to counter him.
jerma is just living the truman show
but he’s aware he’s being watched
38:15 0 for 3 on guessing prime numbers
two evens and a 5, not even good guesses smh
I was at the pet store the other day and I saw Jerma985, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “What's a Jerma Twitch?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Look at me!” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
This Guy Power Washed My House! He Was Talking To Himself About Zorn And Power Washed Me In The Face
Magazine article headline
Can we just take a minute to appreciate that the man who is so much like the Scout from TF2 in so many regards used to play baseball
And was from Boston? And supposedly inspired Valve to name the Scout Jeremy
Batter up!
This game is great because he doesn't have to focus on the game, he can spend all his brainpower just letting his mind wander
Jerma can’t stand up for himself, when Dad wants his filet mignon.
INSANE streamer remembers TERRIBLE google searches and scrubs his search history, unknowingly in front of THOUSANDS of INNOCENT CHILDREN
NOOOOOOO!
AT 3AM!!!!! (GONE WRONG)
Jerma's almost like the rest of us
This is an amazing comment because of how vague it is.
and we're all very proud of him
One could say he's (checks streamer marketability buzzword printout) among us.
@@vanitymirrorss I just got a bingo
he isn’t human
46:15 is exactly what I'd be doing if I was a big streamer lol. Just make a bunch of random obscure references and have to constantly pull up the originals to show what I'm referencing
You have described Joel.
BREAKING: Local streamer reported for IRONICALLY smoking crack
Your honor, I did it for the funny
The line between Jerma’s mind and reality is collapsing
I love it when Jerma is just playing a relaxing game and just enjoying the game and making jokes.
It's just very fun.
I love to think that every aspect of jerma’s life has been gaslit to him
this game really is jermacore essential.
Okay, Jerma genuinely had the most wholesome childhood
Like even the baseball thing sounds crazy on paper but with the context? That's the most suburban America thing I can think of
The power dynamic shifts so quickly in the meeting the fan story
Jerma Mentioning Babish was a surreal crossover.
And then V-sauce in the same conversation
I imagined babish counting how long it takes to cook something and its in the 1000s or something
This video legitimately motivated me to power wash my house, thanks Jerma
Edit: it is complete. I have vanquished the beast living on my walls. I am covered in the mud of my enemies. All will know my wrath
good job
now do it again
I'm proud of you
I was only half watching until I realized that Jerma was playing a game about powerwashing, listening to the Mother 3 soundtrack, and talking about copyright expiration for Disney characters.
That's exactly when I had to stop, skip back in the video, and try to piece together what the hell happened.
Deranged streamer confuses VSauce with Binging with Babish
Haven’t even watched it yet and god the main guy son of the mask DEFINITELY looks like fucking jerma when he’s wearing the mask
He looks like a caricature of Jerma, which is saying something because Jerma is basically already a living caricature
I came back to see it and now i can't unseen him as Jerma anymore.
I legit fell asleep with this video on on my couch and I woke up in terror when he said “YOURE DREAMING.” And I couldn’t move it was like jerma was my sleep paralysis demon
Without a doubt the funniest gag in this whole video is where Jerma jokes about mickey mouse becoming public domain.
Where does he keep coming up with all this.
Just you wait until tomorrow!
Psychopath streamer breaks into neighbour's backyard and power washes their lawn
Imagine looking in your backyard after you've hired a pressure washer and he is talking about how his brother hurled baseballs at his head while he is washing grass.
I saw Jerma985 at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Boomer hypnotist Jeremy "Twitch" Elbertson PUKES the McDonald BTS meal onto his GRANDMOTHER'S tiles, while receiving a $2,000,000 *stimulus* from Mitch Mcconnell, ON STREAM
"How do you ironically smoke crack?"
He's literally zerking it out while he's playing omfg
Someone has probably said this before but I’m generally starting to believe that jerma is just a cartoon character
Jerma is the mask's son
I love when jerma does an impression of himself it's so funny
INSANSE streamer attempts to use SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES to FORCE people to give him MONEY
I sh*t you not, I fell asleep watching this last night and jerma was actually in my dream. I finished tonight and I am kinda outraged it worked.
the story about his pitcher older brother throwing baseballs at him sounds SO MUCH like Scout lore it hurts
The Jerma editors finally using a Son of the Mask clip for the intro gives me an excellent opportunity to point out how that movie's version of The Mask just looks like Jerma in a bad costume
I'll repeat:
The woman who recognized Jerma and called him Jerma Twitch wasn't a true fan, because we all know his true last name is 985
twitch is his maiden name
I just realised this game is published by Square Enix.
I hope we get to play as Cloud power washing his blade and stuff, or Noctis power washing The Regalia sometime.
Sora uses a powerwasher to clean the heartless
jerma said he willed this game into existence
i did the same with lego rock band
Well, here is the proof we needed. It's real
"Now that's a name I haven't heard in a loong, long time."
38:00 thing is I did fall asleep during a jerma video where he was reading spongebob fan fiction and it messed with my dream
The story of his brother throwing baseballs at him reminds me of when my sister belted unripe grapefruits at me except I had no protection and it was no game.
I always fall asleep to these videos so imagine my frustration when the one time I actually sit down and watch one he acknowledges that the viewer may be sleeping
there is the possibility that someone was sleeping during this stream and woke up exactly when jerma was doing his dream bit. i hope that person is doing well, i would be traumatized
i feel like knowing that jerma sleeps to the sound of wood getting cut explains a lot
i was also a spiral cutting kid, jerma. you’re not alone my brother in arms
That's just how I cut grass, man.
Ive been taught to do that but as a squared kinda thing, does that count?
I actually did fall asleep during this video, none of what he said got through to me.
Would never have expected to see jerma talking about Beverly Hills chihuahua on stream
I used to work in a detail shop and man... Taking those disgusting old used trade-ins and pressure washing, waxing, steam cleaning the carpets, seats and engine to make them look brand new was SOOO satisfying.
I have fallen asleep to this video before and the fact that there is a very real possibility that jerma has manipulated my dreams and I forgot it like many other dreams terrifies me
INSANE streamer decides to INVADE his fellow viewers' DREAMS while they are ASLEEP
Jerma discovers a fan in the wild and fails to disguise himself before he’s spotted
jerma is the type of person to play wack a mole and hit them after they have gone back in the hole
snapping out of zoning out for 30 seconds on a jerma video is always a surprise
We really are at a point where we're playing video game simulations of menial chores.
Why is nobody talking about the Jerma Guided Meditation
I was using this video as sleep aid when jerma started telling me I'm dreaming
I need like a 10 hour compilation of Jerma's rambles and stories.
Jerma talking about his "wear hockey gear when my brother is pitching to me" story like it was some crazy weird story reveals that he doesn't know what a catcher is
Every story this guy tells convinces me further hes literally insane
I woke up one night to The Son Of The Mask playing on tv when I was 9. The scene was when he was interrogating his wife about the disappearance of his son. I was scared shitless and was petrified til morning. Didn’t go back to sleep.
VSauce counting prime numbers has auto played while I was asleep like 20 times in my life
I could listen to jerma talk about nothing for hours. and I have, many times
Jerma is such an *interesting* fellow
"chips are dinner" hearing jerma say that brought a primal fear of a certain streamer
What I found funny is how none of the numbers jerma mentioned was a prime number. I didn't even have to look it up cause they all had an even number or 5 as their last digit.
The real reason Beverly Hills Chihuahua doesn't count is because the human characters don't understand the dogs.
Yeah it's not dogs trying to speak English along with the humans it's dog speech translated and dubbed just for the viewers