I once had a parent complain on the phone to me about the Black Assistant Principal suspending her child. She said she was glad she was talking to me and not her. I then calmly told her that I was the only Assistant Principal at the school. She said, "you can't be, my child told me that woman is Black!" I responded, " I'm the only Assistant Principal here, ma'am. And, yes. I am Black." She was so shocked that she hung up the phone and came to the school to see for herself! People are ridiculous.
"I'm black like YOU!" Sounds like if there was a Disney movie where a black and white guy switch bodies and hes trying to convince someone he is black.
Kinda like The Wiz episode of always sunny, the gang of white people switch bodys with black people as a dream or something and its like a musical, pretty epic
I can relate to this young brutha on a few levels! He's so funny (no profanity, no crude sex humor, no insulting the audience, etc.). I hope he becomes rich and famous without changing his style.
"The angrier I get the whiter I sound!" 🤣 "That's bathroom air!" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 This dude is great, he's unequivocally himself and that's super rare for younger comics. I look forward to seeing him more often.
He picked up on something so obvious ... www.cnbc.com/2018/04/13/hand-dryers-suck-in-fecal-bacteria-and-blow-it-all-over-your-hands-study-finds.html + www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/04/12/hand-dryers-suck-bathroom-bacteria-and-blow-them-all-over-your-hands-study-finds/511723002/ + www.health.harvard.edu/blog/the-bacterial-horror-of-the-hot-air-hand-dryer-2018051113823
Pretty sure that outfits a thobe, which is confusing to me because I have no context but yeah, it looks good on him. Fyi, a thobe is a primarily middle eastern robe like attire that can be very formal or very casual depending on the design and material.
"When was the last time a book had the wrong cover?" Twilight. Twilight's cover doesn't match the story. It's got a fucking apple on the front, nothing else. Black background with an apple. No one even *eats* an apple in that book.
Well… if you look at it from a different perspective it might make sense. Remember in school? Where they taught us about descriptive titles, symbolics and all that stuff? Apples are associated with sin and desire.. like, the forbidden fruit from Adam and Eve. It kind of applies here, with the whole vampire I wanna suck your blood thing. The book cover could be compared to the titles symbolic type. Just my opinion.
“The madder I got, the whiter I sounded.” 🤣🤣🤣 He says the line with perfect inflection, sounding so irritated with himself knowing it’s making him sound *even more* whiter still! 💀
What most people in general Don't understand is that there is a difference between sounding educated and sounding white. This guy sounds definitely educated.
@@jwehope i found it, its a pretty interesting article if you wanna read it www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/05/rats-forsake-chocolate-save-drowning-companion
I worked for a mortgage counseling service and a Caucasian woman called because she was about to loose her home. She talked to me about what led up to the issue for about 2 hours. The “reason” was he had an affair and left her. She told me the story and said can you believe he left me for a black woman. My mouth dropped. I am black, I don’t think she realized it.😱
@Vega Crux Oh of course there's some truth to stereotypes. That's where they come from, but there's an obvious exaggeration when it comes to that imitation, so it's not really a stupid comment to say that this guy sounds like Dave Chappelle's white guy impersonation.
The reverse of this happened to my uncle, he was hired through a phone interview. Showed up and the boss was like who are you? The guy I talked to was black.
"Wheres the air come from" Me: Well obviously theres just basically a dryer that- "THAT'S BATHROOM AIR! YOU MIGHT AS WELL FART YOUR HANDS DRY!" Also me: OH MY GOD HE'S RIGHT.
This guy has the mind of a scientist. He questions everything, imagines alternatives, and does mind experiments. He should be on Tyson's show at the planetarium.
Worked with Josh years ago. We performed at college shows for the same agent. I volunteered to go first! He's the only comic I worked with who I had no desire to try to follow 😂 He's a monster onstage! Truly happy for him
Alvin Williams yeah I’m A comic In Chicago and it’s a treat to see him perform at an open mic. So genuinely funny. I asked him how he remembered his jokes so well, and he told me he practiced in the mirror. Which I tried but I can’t take that kinda eye contact. 😳 All in all a sold dude and performer.
"I would sit alone and read and think and read more, and then have nobody to talk to, and then read, and then finally talk to somebody and they're like, 'Oh god. What's happening?' You know what I mean?" In my bones, Josh Johnson!
This is painfully accurate. I'm like, "no no no you don't understand, I went through all the potential ways this conversation could go all day, and this was not one of them!! I'm not crazy, you're crazy!! You are!!"
Tales On Wheels I tried talking on a video game because someone asked me to help liven it up... I asked if anyone liked cake. I spend a lot of time alone 😂
I feel so seen. I worked at a call center for an online/magazine company in Minnesota and one of my callers got angry bcus I couldn't understand what he was saying due to his deep southern accent. He said I needed to find a black person to speak to him and I choked. I said sir I am black but he refused to believe me and the more I tried to convince him the more white I sounded. In the end he relented and said well you may be black but you not black, black 🤦🏾♀️💀
My 2nd yr of college I called to try and rent a room, but the lady suggested I call elsewhere. “You’ll be uncomfortable, honey. My tenants are all Black. You want to be somewhere safe. “ Huh. I just hung up.
Me. This is how I always get job interviews. My voice. My bosses when they first meet me they do a big "ohhhhh Hannah" My name is Hannah White too doesn't help people believe I'm black lol
Air dryers use the heating up method, which is a hotbed for bacteria. The airblade technology, the new one that's increasing in use is a much safer alternative.
@@dont-feed-ben4833 true but whenever you turn the air dryers on it's just a recirculating and reactivating fecal matter which gets blasted on your hands so now you just have shit articles on your hands right after you wash them
This young man is awesome. He is my nephew for real. He would get so deep in his thoughts when he was little and nerd out on everyone. Now, he is this really cool, artistic dude.
@@MimiB1974 oh, dont you worry, there isn't one. There is many studies on the problem with the dryers you can have tens to hundreds of colonies of bacteria on your hands after using it. They are disgusting.
@@MrPAULONEAL incorrect, the warm hot air increases bacterial growth including from the air that's in the air. "Jet air and warm air dryers result in increased bacterial aerosolization when drying hands. These results suggest that air dryers may be unsuitable for use in healthcare settings, as they may facilitate microbial cross-contamination via airborne dissemination to the environment or bathroom visitors." Although paper towel are in that environment, they are usual in a container and not providing an environment for growth and spread. Go ahead and look up the arguments for each and come back and lmk if you find something that says otherwise. I'd be happy to read it.
Applause* Great content, clean delivery, jokes I've never heard and they were actually funny and I am never going to forget" a book by its cover". Good stuff
I once had a parent complain on the phone to me about the Black Assistant Principal suspending her child. She said she was glad she was talking to me and not her. I then calmly told her that I was the only Assistant Principal at the school. She said, "you can't be, my child told me that woman is Black!" I responded, " I'm the only Assistant Principal here, ma'am. And, yes. I am Black." She was so shocked that she hung up the phone and came to the school to see for herself! People are ridiculous.
Wow when kids have kids this is what happens... bunch of terrible parents out there. Not surprised her kids getting suspended smm
so fucked lol
Terrible parents everywhere
Well, we know where the kid got it from.
I hope you at least got a little bit of amusement from her total disbelief, because i doubt theres anything else about that story to smile about
This guy eminates a calm but yet chaotic energy
chaotic good
Its "but" or "yet." choose one
@@stop2kare472 but yet no one wants to!
😂
But yet, stfu
@@stop2kare472 But yet, the tables have turned~
"I'm black like YOU!"
Sounds like if there was a Disney movie where a black and white guy switch bodies and hes trying to convince someone he is black.
I would love to see that movie
Lmao spot on chap!!
I would love to watch that and see how much hate Disney would get lol
And then he proceeds to sing a melancholic song about how he's black but noone sees it, as he waltzes through KFCs and basketball courts
Kinda like The Wiz episode of always sunny, the gang of white people switch bodys with black people as a dream or something and its like a musical, pretty epic
The detail on his outfit is beautiful and the color is gorgeous: man is wearing the hell out of it.
Ron weasely’s dress robe
he kind of looks like a bald woman ngl
@@lukasmuller1274 wakanda forever!
@@lukasmuller1274 exactly lmao
It is a pretty blouse
When he said where is the air coming from. He literally made me have a whole new problem
Damp Toasters Me too.
Me too were does the air come?
Ikr ass air
Yeah same 😫
Yea
this dude looks 15 and 26 at the same time
I think hes in his 30's
15 and 26, male and female, black and white and all at the same time. This got to be the most confusing brother on earth. lOl!
I get the age thing but he does not look like a female to me.
Venom He's a very pretty guy I must say.
its a struggle
"by golly.. I'm black gosh darn it! "
😂😭
South mouth ;)
He sounded like Barney Fife! xD
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
How almost every kid is now a days lol
@@109367 Exactly what I was thinking! 😂
I can relate to this young brutha on a few levels! He's so funny (no profanity, no crude sex humor, no insulting the audience, etc.). I hope he becomes rich and famous without changing his style.
I love all those things you mentioned.
It’s perfect cuz I can show my parents his comedy without getting in trouble for the sexual humor 😂
So. It's not a deal breaker for me.
Hell ya this dude should have an HBO special
@@carlh9103 There's an edit function. Use it....NOW!
My boyfriends mom is blind and she was like "HE IS BLACK?" I was laughing so hard
I read that as "My mom's boyfriend"
@@knighthunter1791 lmao
@@knighthunter1791 Haha, me too. I read it a few times cause I was confused. Your comment actually helped me read it right.
I'm already having spasms because I'm laughing too hard. This didn't help.
Lol how would he know what black even is
"Where does the air come from?" was NOT the question I was expecting lmao
I thought he was questioning the technology behind dryers.
Do not use those machines. The thing gathers fecal matter particles. The heat reactivates the bacteria. The air blows them into your hands.
It's not the question we were expecting but its the question we need
@@maryhawkins3427 yes I agree it is the we need
Its not the question we deserve, but it's the question we need.
"I woke up fired from being a slave." When you sleep in and miss your shift as an intern.
JG124 ha meeee
I was literally just watching that part as i read your comment lol
Coming from me as a manager...... you right 😂
As a white man who's been told he has a black-sounding voice, I love this so much.
👍🏾
well i mean your last name **is black**
Please, please do a podcast.
If your in the south we are probably related
You have to prove you’re white.
He's my favorite white comedian.
*By golly he's black god darnit!*
lol
Ju D my mind was like indub- indubi- tably? tf 😔
ryūk z
@@NelsonMandela1999r\woooosh?
This man look like he ready to defeat the Fire Lord, stop Killmonger's plans, and fight for independence in Detroit Become Human all at the SAME TIME
RhodainChristJesus wow... just wow...
RhodainChristJesus LMAOOOOOOO
I understood all those references
so hes aang, black panther and markus/nigga connor
This was so good lol 😂👌🏽
I cant wait for his first Netflix special '' I swear Im black'' XD
YAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Its called '' Im black, I swear!''. I cant wait either way!!
"Afraid of the dark"
Yo anna what's up! btw n word.
Now he gotta cut you a check
I’m so intrigued every time I watch his comedy. He remains so calm yet can make you burst into laughter and he STILL remains calm.
If they ever make a black version of Aang from Avatar the Last Airbender, this guys it
YeOleNerd
😨👏👏👀👀👀👀👀👀😆👏😆👀😆👏😆👏😆👏😆👏😆👏😕👏😕👀😆👀👏👏👏
@@krystalharris1259 Stay the fuck out of my thread I hate ur emoji toting ass
@Wensley Michel Whats this supposed to say
Like a somebody, fuck you bitch? What?
Yeah, or a black One Punch Man
"Heeeey! How you doin', are you mad?" That joke killed me! 😂
🤣🤣🤣i can't!
probably killed the slave too
Andita 14 damn
I died!! 😂💀
He look like he from the future and the past at the same damn time
John Candycorn bruh that’s funny af 😂
So Wakanda?
Your pic fits the comment.
@@naywahn 😂my sentiments exactly
Brilliant
old blind guy: "prove that you're black"
Josh: "alright but I warn you it's gonna seem real gay"
Oh my fucking god you genius!
Hehe....HAHAHAHA!!!!
I don’t get it but I want to
@@randommcWOman dick
@@randommcWOman I bet you do
"The angrier I get the whiter I sound!" 🤣
"That's bathroom air!" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
This dude is great, he's unequivocally himself and that's super rare for younger comics. I look forward to seeing him more often.
Sean Bean he almost 30 tho
@@yohannkeith that's young son.
He picked up on something so obvious ... www.cnbc.com/2018/04/13/hand-dryers-suck-in-fecal-bacteria-and-blow-it-all-over-your-hands-study-finds.html + www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/04/12/hand-dryers-suck-bathroom-bacteria-and-blow-them-all-over-your-hands-study-finds/511723002/ + www.health.harvard.edu/blog/the-bacterial-horror-of-the-hot-air-hand-dryer-2018051113823
🤦🏿♀️ this is so me the madder I get the whiter I sound 😂😂🤦🏿♀️
Dude I’m messed up now!
1. His outfit;
2. That mural;
3. Himself;
are beautiful.
My thoughts exactly!
All so beautiful, I was amazed
Plus he's hilarious??
Bruuuhhh
It's a Vibe fr
4. His clean, smooth and shiny head
Pretty sure that outfits a thobe, which is confusing to me because I have no context but yeah, it looks good on him.
Fyi, a thobe is a primarily middle eastern robe like attire that can be very formal or very casual depending on the design and material.
He looks like a prince. It’s awesome
@Rory Huffman him😂😂😂
so he is that nigerian prince that keeps sending me emails
@@josefinemas3029 bruh...never did you just say that!
Witchman that comment was underrated 😂
@@josefinemas3029 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This blue silk tunic is the fiercest drip I have ever seen. I love the hem. 10/10 no notes
"I woke up fired from being a slave." 😂🤣😂🤣 he's pretty funny!
Great set but maybe I'm biased bc it's so relatable
LMFAOAOA YOOO THATS CRAZY I READ THAT COMMENT AND HE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME
that one ended me lmaooo
Kazzo Productions not that crazy
@@Dora-wi6fn ok
"I have friends now but the damage is done" I chuckled uncomfortably
Ikr. I felt called out.
Same.
It’s relatable
“he looks like black aang” “he looks like black saitama”
guys. he’s just bald 😂😂
No he also looks 12!
Mae Kong it’s also the facial structure.
He has the facial structure of saitama
So... default
Too many weebs out here
"When was the last time a book had the wrong cover?" Twilight. Twilight's cover doesn't match the story. It's got a fucking apple on the front, nothing else. Black background with an apple. No one even *eats* an apple in that book.
That one scene where the dude makes that football trick with an apple kristen stewart dropped lmao
@@clinomania1180 that ONE scene is the book cover?! That ONE scene that I think isn’t even in the book I think it’s just in the movie
Well… if you look at it from a different perspective it might make sense.
Remember in school? Where they taught us about descriptive titles, symbolics and all that stuff?
Apples are associated with sin and desire.. like, the forbidden fruit from Adam and Eve.
It kind of applies here, with the whole vampire I wanna suck your blood thing.
The book cover could be compared to the titles symbolic type.
Just my opinion.
Something to do with the temptation of biting what you shouldn't? A reference to the "apple" of E.DIN.
Well to be fair it takes place in WA state.....that's a stretch though I admit 🤣
"I'm black like *YOU* " cracks me up everytime
6:52 “look... I don’t know what to do with you... you’re free” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 IM CRYING
“I ain’t tryna start a revolution, I CANT PICK IT UP!” 😂
@@thenarrator6363 guess not 😂😂😉
“The madder I got, the whiter I sounded.”
🤣🤣🤣
He says the line with perfect inflection, sounding so irritated with himself knowing it’s making him sound *even more* whiter still! 💀
Me too 😂😂😂
"I'm black...I'm black like YOU!"
Had me dying 😂😂
It was even funnier bc of how white he sounded when he said that. As someone who is told she has a white voice a lot by her black peers, i VIBE
He sounded like woody from toy story lol
@@lizzylucyn7133 more like Tom dubois from boondocks lol
"Like...like me?"
What most people in general Don't understand is that there is a difference between sounding educated and sounding white. This guy sounds definitely educated.
He is so beautiful. Like a fairy prince who decided to do stand up.
Agree he's stunning
Love it
I know i couldnt be the only one haha
It’s crazy how I agree with every comment on this thread lmao
Uuuhh exits left..🤔😬🏃
I relate so hard to him tryna talk to people
"Hey"
"Oh hi did you know that rats feel empathy?"
wait.. really?
@@jwehope yeah, they do. Some scientists did an experiment to prove it a while ago, I'll see if I can find it cause I can't explain it very well
@@jwehope i found it, its a pretty interesting article if you wanna read it
www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/05/rats-forsake-chocolate-save-drowning-companion
😯😯😯 aye!! Learning and getting jokes I'm living for this right now
@Sarincrow you gonna end up with an army of rats coming for you
I worked for a mortgage counseling service and a Caucasian woman called because she was about to loose her home. She talked to me about what led up to the issue for about 2 hours. The “reason” was he had an affair and left her. She told me the story and said can you believe he left me for a black woman. My mouth dropped. I am black, I don’t think she realized it.😱
oh no
Sometimes they mean b/c of the culture,it’s not just b/c of skin color.
Women say goofy stuff all the time....he'd leave her for a homeless women if he wanted too, lol.
@@SarahWells777 Is that supposed to make it better?
@SarahWells777 Wtf does that mean? You put that out there like caucasians aren't always imitating said culture.
I love that his actual voice sounds like Dave Chappell's impression of a white person.
so in other words his voice sounds white, gotcha, really insightful
DUDE TOTALLY!!
@@BadmanPictures Impressions of a white guys voice from black comedians are usually exaggerated smart guy.
@Vega Crux Oh of course there's some truth to stereotypes. That's where they come from, but there's an obvious exaggeration when it comes to that imitation, so it's not really a stupid comment to say that this guy sounds like Dave Chappelle's white guy impersonation.
Delivery is textbook classic donald glover dude
He's funny but that mural behind him is a gorgeous piece of art
Bruhhh
@Imaru Lewis yes i want it
What about his clothes? Distracting..
How tf is he funny y'all r killing me
I know right, I want it so bad 😂
Love the story but my *god* his outfit and the set design are gorgeous
yes
The lighting and camera work is impeccable as well.
looks like something straight out of wakanda what are you even talking about
Wakanda vibes
Shut up
As a white Southerner, you can tell he's black from his accent. He's got a twang but doesn't have the lazy drawl of white Southerners.
I bet you like 50% of people think this is a racist comment.
@@twistedalicemcgee
Yeah many people think this comment is racist hence why no one pointed out & he have 115 likes
K
168 now
233 now
I get it. It above many folks head.😎🤟🤠
Donald Glover: I'm the best nerdy black comedian.
Josh Johnson: Observe.
i was gonna say that damnit
@xxGodx
I hate that phrase a lot.
.....speaking of clichès
Donald better 🤷♂️
@@Insert639: Hold my clichè
His facial structure is impeccable like he’s gorgeous
laura knapper i know right? He’s gorgeous.
100% this guy is fine af....
The architecture is IMPECABLE
Hes so pretty wth
i knew the comments were going to say this even before i scrolled down! he looks like a fine black james mcavoy
Give this man an hour-long Netflix special STAT
Him and Josh wolf
Coolbossplayer yess
He has a 15 minute set on Netflix! It's part of a collection of up and coming comedians
PLEASE
greenmileyfan97 Thank you
The reverse of this happened to my uncle, he was hired through a phone interview. Showed up and the boss was like who are you? The guy I talked to was black.
I've had people say the same thing about me except "Oh..I thought you were Jewish!" like bruh? What does Jewish SOUND LIKE??
@@jackparsons8612 oi sounding
@@88infinity20 You’re thinking of skinheads.
*”Oy sounding”
Had this same experience in Lafayette louisiana hate this racist cajun bs
Lol
“Im black like you” a poem
A child that reads encyclopedias all day is EXACTLY the kind of kid I'd want to talk to.
Here I am, all grown up. He’s a male me, lol.
No... no. They talk to much.
My whole damn childhood. 😂
Look up Eric Stratford on Facebook. 😁 Don't friend him, just follow and you'll love his posts. 👍👍
And yet I know exactly what that feels like.
“I woke up fired from being a slave!” 😭😭😭😭😭 lmaooooo man this guy’s whole routine was incredible
Josh is a Genius, not just of Comedy, he is a very intelligent young man. ❤
His News & Current Event Takes Are AMAZING❗️‼️.
"Wheres the air come from"
Me: Well obviously theres just basically a dryer that-
"THAT'S BATHROOM AIR! YOU MIGHT AS WELL FART YOUR HANDS DRY!"
Also me: OH MY GOD HE'S RIGHT.
He is right. The heat also makes bacteria grow more. It is better to dry your hands on your pants instead of a dryer.
@@_TheDudeAbides_ Our school only had air dryers in the bathrooms for a long time. :')
[Some time later]: We're not crazy! You're crazy!
Do you use towels in your bathroom at home to dry your hands? Guess what... Do you use the shower in your bathroom at home? Guess what...
An electric fan with blades but covered to avoid wet hands and moisture. Not rocket science.
This guy has the mind of a scientist. He questions everything, imagines alternatives, and does mind experiments. He should be on Tyson's show at the planetarium.
john dumas he’s probably Aspie... I’m learning that I prob am too. Very similar...
Curious loner.
it's called an INTJ, look it up
@@internaut4257 It's called Every Human Being That's Got A Well Functioning Brain
Or a philosopher
Worked with Josh years ago. We performed at college shows for the same agent. I volunteered to go first! He's the only comic I worked with who I had no desire to try to follow 😂 He's a monster onstage! Truly happy for him
Alvin Williams yeah I’m
A comic In Chicago and it’s a treat to see him perform at an open mic. So genuinely funny. I asked him how he remembered his jokes so well, and he told me he practiced in the mirror. Which I tried but I can’t take that kinda eye contact. 😳
All in all a sold dude and performer.
Alvin you are a hilarious dude, hi from New Zealand!
@@ThisispmariefI hope you do well as a comic ☺
Alvin Williams tryna Milk some views ehhh
This comment let me to your videos. Hilarious stuff. That Kobe Bryant skit had me laughing my ass off.
Ive never more wanted to hang out with a comedian before.
This man is my Spirit Animal.....We need to go out for beers and talk and laugh.
“I’m not trying to start a revolution I can’t pick it up “😂😂😂 that is hilarious
He's not just a handsome Man, he's like... beautiful. Such a delicate pretty face.
K
:-) it is k he is a beautiful babie
Isnt he pretty?!
Sum 1 has a crush
Lemme guess you like 55 years old 😏
As the show goes on, he sounds more and more like a white, Southern grandmother with a pitcher of sweet tea heading to a church picnic.
"It feels like your making up things until I go away."
Guys, he's onto us
By golly im black gosh darnit!😂😂😂
Had me rolling XD
I had to deal with that all through high school and my 20s/30s lol now big golly I sound black lol
I got to turn the likes from 999 to 1k 🤤🙃😁😁😁 another bucket list item checked off lolol 🤣
Yaknow I mean? Aieght! Sorry not funny.
😂😂 such a Dave Chapelle kind.
When he says ‘sir, I’m black, I’m black like you’ it reminds me of captain holt saying ‘I am a human, I am a human male!’
B99 is the best. Holt is the best.
So this is what Prince T'challa does when not fighting villians.
Nah this his lil cousin 😂
Hahahahaha yesssss
@@blackedoutlabelent9800 Nah his lil cousin was the bad guy
If only people knew African dress without movies :/
"He might be dead, look at me go"
His bald head, his clothes makes look so clean and calm then he starts talking and i want to be his friend.
u kno he got enough stories to entertain you for hours too
I love how most of the comments are just about how attractive he is.
Well, did you look at him?
Man's beautiful
Homies a wonder.
**see above
Because that's what the hell he is
Is this the Prince of Nigeria who's been sending me emails?
Ricardo! Well well well you do exist
funny you mention that, they actually found out it was an old white man that was behind the whole thing. LMAO
@@YohanPenny bruh....😂💀
real talk, Nigeria’s royal family is gorgeous
Nah, dude is clearly white.
“He sounds white” is what I’ve been hearing my entire life. Can totally relate.
"I would sit alone and read and think and read more, and then have nobody to talk to, and then read, and then finally talk to somebody and they're like, 'Oh god. What's happening?' You know what I mean?" In my bones, Josh Johnson!
Scrolling through the comments and I literally read this at the same time it came up in the vid 😂😂 made it even more funny.
This is painfully accurate. I'm like, "no no no you don't understand, I went through all the potential ways this conversation could go all day, and this was not one of them!! I'm not crazy, you're crazy!! You are!!"
He's living my life & I love him even more for it.💗
Tales On Wheels I tried talking on a video game because someone asked me to help liven it up... I asked if anyone liked cake. I spend a lot of time alone 😂
When he went on about the air dryers... all I could think of was "Well I am not using those ever again."
It's ocd lol
Worst part is, it's stranger's particles most of the time. Assuming you just went in to take a leak
no peace that’s not OCD.... lol
@@fancythisgirl3 yes it is
@@fancythisgirl3 it's literally a symptom of ocd, which i have
He may not have ocd but it's still a trait of ocd
The clothes that he's wearing make him look like a magic prince. I just feel like kneeling while laughing at his jokes
Make sure to chant while you're kneeling
I feel like kneeling too, and making it magical.
Don't they make him look like T'chala?
any idea whats it called
I feel like kneeling for him too
this guy has to be my favorite comedian, the first six minutes of this set never fails to crack me up
I feel so seen. I worked at a call center for an online/magazine company in Minnesota and one of my callers got angry bcus I couldn't understand what he was saying due to his deep southern accent. He said I needed to find a black person to speak to him and I choked. I said sir I am black but he refused to believe me and the more I tried to convince him the more white I sounded. In the end he relented and said well you may be black but you not black, black 🤦🏾♀️💀
Muh lyfe darlin'.
Lolol.... I feel you.... Too funny.
Oh dear 😯
I’m from Minnesota too we sound white I guess
My 2nd yr of college I called to try and rent a room, but the lady suggested I call elsewhere. “You’ll be uncomfortable, honey. My tenants are all Black. You want to be somewhere safe. “ Huh. I just hung up.
"...no paper towels. Where is the air coming from?" That is A VALID QUESTION😂😂 I wanna know the answer to that.
It's a fan.
Is actually is the nasty bathroom air.
Dude it’s ass air! 😂
It comes from your farts, obviously.
I've had the exact same thought. I get grossed out just looking at those advanced "air circulators."
Me. This is how I always get job interviews. My voice. My bosses when they first meet me they do a big "ohhhhh Hannah"
My name is Hannah White too doesn't help people believe I'm black lol
😆😆😆 yes!!!!! Me too. Got natural hair too, and I have been told I sound white on the phone
Hannah White you're beautiful.
@@joshuaklein2859 thank you babe
Hannah White damn you do sound white asf 💀💀
@@theempresss i agree with joshua. pretend i said it first. thank you.
The face when he made the bathroom hand dryer joke is now my favorite expression.
"The madder I got, the white-er I sounded" 😭😂
@Ju D Whiere
@@fmaaa8322 weiner
two things:
1) the way he said "I'm black like YOU!" cracks me up
2) he's so... beautiful
Yes and yessss
You might as well fart your hands dry. 😂
I'm not crazy, you're crazy! 😭
so funny it's just been studied that there is fecal matter in those air dryers
But where did the water come from
@@que278martinez5 From pipes... Water Pipes and Sewage pipes are seperate.
"How are you doing? Are you mad?" 😂
That outfit is FIRE!🔥✊🏾
no.
Josh johnson wearin this outfit. I only can think satire
✊🏾💯
@@jaronvelda9082 I hope it is
'Tis,.. but I feel like it contradicts his set
He actually talks like Dave Chappelles white people impression lmao
More like Richard Pryors white people impression.
Chip!!! I heard it too 🤣
@Blackwolf MGTOW omfg HAHHAHAAÁAAAAAA
@Blackwolf MGTOW wait what lol
@Blackwolf MGTOW 🤣🤣🤣🤣💨⬇️
Air dryers actually increase the bacteria on your hands, so Josh is not crazy
Right, i NEVER use them
Air dryers use the heating up method, which is a hotbed for bacteria.
The airblade technology, the new one that's increasing in use is a much safer alternative.
Yeah, but which bacteria ?
they're more environmentally friendly tho
@@dont-feed-ben4833 true but whenever you turn the air dryers on it's just a recirculating and reactivating fecal matter which gets blasted on your hands so now you just have shit articles on your hands right after you wash them
That murral looks like it was inspired off his face.
Was thinking that myself. It's beautiful 😁
💯%
And the colors match his African garb.
"Look" *exhales* "I don't know what to do with you, you're free." That was a great line! Lololololololololol 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He made himself laugh with that one
This dude looks like a level 120 mage
Sounds like a White Mage though.
This is funnier than his jokes 😂😂😂😂
What game are you talking about? Please tell me its name.
@@brotherindeed992 BATTLE FOR WESNORTH
lmao
This young man is awesome. He is my nephew for real. He would get so deep in his thoughts when he was little and nerd out on everyone. Now, he is this really cool, artistic dude.
Really????
he's got a strong presence for sure, just look at the comments haha
I'm betting my life your not
Cap
Thats cap
Josh is brilliant and he has gotten better.
I'm glad someone brought up the hand dryer dilemma. This needs to be public.
Bryce Ritchey I seriously never thought about it and will never use them again now . 🤣
I’m praying there’s a filter in the dryers
@@MimiB1974 oh, dont you worry, there isn't one. There is many studies on the problem with the dryers you can have tens to hundreds of colonies of bacteria on your hands after using it. They are disgusting.
The paper towels aren't really any better.
@@MrPAULONEAL incorrect, the warm hot air increases bacterial growth including from the air that's in the air. "Jet air and warm air dryers result in increased bacterial aerosolization when drying hands. These results suggest that air dryers may be unsuitable for use in healthcare settings, as they may facilitate microbial cross-contamination via airborne dissemination to the environment or bathroom visitors." Although paper towel are in that environment, they are usual in a container and not providing an environment for growth and spread. Go ahead and look up the arguments for each and come back and lmk if you find something that says otherwise. I'd be happy to read it.
immaculate skin my dude. i wanna know what kind of magic you work into those pores. umf
Black don't crack 😂
RIGHT?!
Melanin
Okay guys let's not act like black people don't have bad skin sometimes. lol
Anterea W Yeah. Like me. But I don’t really count if I’m Somali don’t I?
I never in my life have ever wondered where the air comes from at public bathrooms thanks to him I am now
Monique Cruickson 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A hole in the roof with a fan attached.
D.w.w. Sweetz wait facts
I don't want "ass air" 😂
Me too, I'm 15 and mixed race. I'm 6'1" and pretty athletic built. But i sound like a scrawny stoner white dude
Pffffff I can’t-
Thank you for that visual
That’s because you’re half a scrawny stoner white dude
Dude, if you ever hear the words "audition for a Spin Doctors cover band", run. Like the wind. They won't let you *bathe*.
Go to karaoke and sing "I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby" to seal the deal
5:25 This black man has the best white girl voice I’ve ever heard
What about Gabriel Iglesias?
@Max1982 bro why do you care, he refers to _himself_ as black so why can't this dude
The two blinks killed me! 😂😂😂
Quixotic - sorry to tell you this but everyone has a tiny bit of African dna in us 🤷🏽♀️
@@erth6274 Ok? Cool fun fact (unless you meant to reply to the guy above me?)
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like the black version of One Punch Man?
Bruh istg he do
One Punch Line.
Like the handsome version
I can't unsee it now.
ChaosDesigned don’t you hate that now that’s all you see you can never see him for who he really is lol
Love this kid! He's hilarious!! "Woke up from being fired as a slave."
Applause*
Great content, clean delivery, jokes I've never heard and they were actually funny and I am never going to forget" a book by its cover". Good stuff
That was some awesome original comedy. And his attire was really nice.
Definitely looking up more of his stuff.
His 'Catfishing the KKK' set is AMAZING
what a wholesome yelp review
Were u in the crowd? U look like the beard guy on his right
"That book was wearing its cover"
What an epic, drop mic end punchline!
Name: Josh Johnson
'Expects to be assumed to be black' 😂
Actually, there’s another Josh Johnson who’s in the NFL and he’s also black so
Josh is the whitest name after Tanner
@@prafonity no ive yet to meet a black person named Jack lol
@@Jblah I definitely have, you know what name a black person will never have though? Connor, now that's rare or never seen.
j blah there are plenty where I live. In Jamaica
"I've been through all the channels"
Man, that is painfully true
I'm from Baton Rouge and I'm LMAO. "In Louisiana the bus comes once a year."
Tess Chapeau exactly 😂
From BR myself lmao. Coming from somebody who’s never rode the bus... this is true lmaoo
TH-cam suggestions: "Josh Johnso-"
Me, already clicking on the video: Say no more
Sidney cute icon!
Same
On gawd
Stfu, your meme comment isn't funny
@@obamna666 assuming its still the fox
Its Tod from the movie fox and the hound
He has flawless skin. I want to know his skincare routine.
Elephant cum...i tried it..it works
It really does
There may be a bit of makeup, it’s normal for stage and tv, but if not it’s beautiful.
Probably just genetics
It's called melanin
"Thank you for giving me purpose"... Best line ever.