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Your comedy is top tier. Can’t wait to be able to get the opportunity to see your show! Someday it will happen! (You may just have to add some EU tour dates, haha!)
Trauma dumping aside, I think one of the worrying parts is that for untold thousands of people, Elmo was the ONLY person in their life to actually ask them how they were doing, and far too many of them didn't know any other way to respond.
@@charlesshoffner4201 *Elmo has a birthday coming up and he will be three and a half AGAIN.* That inspires me to count my birthday's like Elmo, too. Braxstine is about to celebrate the 30th anniversary of her 25th birthday. 😁
Im a massage therapist so people will tell me any and everything. I asked a man once "how are you feeling today?" He hit me with "sometimes i feel like a failure as a man and father." Not how i saw my day going but here we are.
Yep. When my psychiatrist would start out like that, I would ask if that was a question he wanted an answer to or if we were starting with pleasantries
I have cptsd. Sometimes I am so positive touch deprived that I have to go get a massage. So thank you for your work, it is truly at times, life saving.
@@mavicityrelayson2924 If it's ever viable for you, I'd recommend getting a dog. A cat could work too, but they're less likely to be down to cuddle at a moment's notice. I also have trauma from my childhood, idk if it would count as cptsd, but I was touch-starved for the first 15 years of my life until someone recommended my mom that I get a puppy. It helped me in so many ways, it got me out of the house often, it gave me something to hug when I felt alone, it gave me something to talk about at the dog park and therefore I learned to socialize, etc. It was beneficial for my mental and physical health in a myriad of ways, not to mention how much it helped my development to be responsible for the training, food, waste and cleanliness of another living being, though that might not apply to you. I understand at the end of the day nothing replaces the feeling of being touch-starved for human intimacy, it was a very slow-going and painful process, but "dog touch" is a very good substitute in the meantime, and it does make a difference. It just takes a lot longer probably, and it depends on how you're doing currently. I'm in my second year of university now, and all the friends I made when I was 17 are really far away now, but by talking to them frequently and sleeping with my dog in my arms (even though you're "not supposed to") all my symptoms have went away, I can safely say I'm no longer touch-starved. I know this is probably tmi, funny considering the video I'm replying under, but I just wanted to explain the reasoning behind me making the suggestion. I didn't trust people to touch me, that was an important component to me, and it's amazing that this wasn't the case for you, but I hope this helps either you or someone else reading this wondering how to help themselves.
Because no one asks a man most of the time. When we get a chance from someone who actually communicated with us, there is a floodgate's worth of stuff behind it.
I'm autistic and it was news to me in college when a dude said "you know most people just say "I'm alright, you?" and walk away" after authentically answering "how are you" to everyone for 19 years of my life
just laying my shit on the table to the fuckin mailman. But in fairness, people get reallllllly fuckin honest in return and start dishing out their stuff too and it usually ends up being healing lmao I've had uber drivers in tears talking about their divorce 7 years ago 5 minutes into the ride
shit i'm also the person to talk to the unhoused while my friends pull me back. I'm a community organizer so it's normal for me but yeahhhhhh my friends get worried
I'm AutDHD 👋 This is a weird habit I picked up from neurotypicals. And this is very much a neurotypical thing. I found myself saying "How you do'in," not really expecting an answer. Yet if someone asks me, I want to give an honest answer. You ask me how I'm doing, I'm going to tell you. Don't ask if you don't care! You get it 😁 And I still ask, and I respect a real answer over "I'm good, how bout you?" Like, how long do you want us to lie to each other? 😂
Thankfully Elmo's dad, Louie, moderates his account for him. Elmo is 3 years old and can't read. His dad types up what Elmo wants to say and reads the responses to him. His dad would have filtered out the existential crisis content. So really, everyone traumatized Louie.
@@carenasmith7 Elmo and Louie were interviewed by Gayle King and the two guys (The Pips?) last week. It was an adorable interview and Louie explained that he reads all of Elmo's Twitter stuff since Elmo is only three and a half (for the past 40 years).
I once got a "how's things?" from the guy checking me out at CVS. I just shook my head. The guy said, "Smile, it can't be that bad." I lost it and said "I just came from the hospital because my father died."
I worked as a waitress once and we had a very “difficult” person as cashier. No one could get along with her. She was so bad that we just ignored her. Once I noticed that she was talking to herself while doing an order. Something told me to ask her “how was she doing?”, so I did. She said “no, I actually am not doing alright” and she just looked at me with her eyes full misery that could fill the whole world, and again for some reason I asked “how so?”, and we proceeded to have the most heart wrenching conversation I’ve ever had. Turned out she was a medical student, an intern in local hospital, and recently she saw a very young woman that was brutally R*ped, so much so, that her organs were all messed up. I was stunned just listening. She couldn’t get over seeing it. I imagine she didn’t have anybody to talk to about it, noone who’d just listen. After that things improved, but she left shortly after. You never know what a person who is rude to you is going through. I wonder if she became a nurse or a doctor, but I could never be one. Those folks need nerves of steel.
She was talking about herself. Was just glad that she could finally confide in someone about before planning her real next steps. You could have very well prevented that poor young girl’s suicide.
The healthcare administrators/ management could not care less about the mental health of doctors and others. If one reveals mental health issues, the victims will be shamed, ostracised, blackballed out of their career/ jobs.
@@soniasun1 Medical, emergency and protective services professionals NEED trauma management therapy, on a regular basis. I’ve been saying that for ages.
I go to a doctor's appointment. The receptionist says "how are you?". The aide taking my history says "how are you?". The technician taking my blood pressure says "how are you?". "Bad enough to need a doctor, obviously!" is how I want to answer.
I am usually very upbeat and bubbly (which is weird considering I am extremely introverted), so when I arrive at my doctor's office, I answer honestly how I'm doing, but in a cheerful voice. If you didn't know me, it might be confusing. Them: "Hey there, Braxstine. How are you today?" Me: "Chile, I'm pretty sure I died on the way here so you may want to check my pulse quickly!"
I think Elmo being so sweet and wholesome and part of many of our pasts was the perfect key to unlock all of this. Honestly, people might have needed it.
I was walking home while listening this. 10/10 do not recommend. I was trying to stifle my laughter during the Elmo bit and ended up audibly snorting and wheezing. This lady crossed the street with her kid to get away 😂😂😂
i was on a walk around my neighborhood doing this, trying not to laugh like a lunatic all by myself LOL. i knew then that i'd just hafta save these for home LOL
Maybe they should stop bitching about being cancelled and start being funny again That is if they were ever funny to begin with, I have no solutions for Bill Maher unfortunately
It's because his jokes don't involve ONLY punching at other people and these are situations we all hear about, so it makes him a much better comedian than someone who sits around trying to be edgy
This is the highest level of aggressive energy I’ve seen Josh have his comedic range is wild. His delivery is always great whether silly, deadpan, dry, high energy he can do it all.
My favorite part of the whole Elmo thing was a few hours later when the Sesame Street twitter account posted a Mental health PSA as a response to Elmo. My favorite "you get what you ask for" since Microsoft wanted to ask how people "Edge"
Once I ordered a water from McDonalds because I was REALLY thirsty. Was never so happy to see that BIG cup of water, instead of those little ones with TONS of ice in it. I squealed with glee when I saw it, and gulped it down. The lady at the window was stunned at how much joy water brought me, and she gave me another huge cup. It made my week. Two free cups of water made my week.
There was a post on tiktok about a womans car catching fire and the car was unrecognizable she was crying; she ipened her car door and the only thing survived was her stanely cup in prestine condition still in the cup holder. Stanley reached out to her bought her more cups and a new car andnthats what basically sparked this whole Stanley Cup situation.
The weird thing about that story though is that the plastic parts weren't melted. Like not even the straw. I'm not saying it is impossible, just kinda sus.
@cristyablad I noticed that as well but I didn't question it... I didn't know it it was plastic or painted but the straw not melted is definitely suspicious
just got a disability that affects his mobility probably, could be having any kind of life. (josh is hilarious this isnt a diss or anything just thoughts)
0:37 love how he barely eases the audience into it before immediately yelling about elmo like a disappointed teacher coming back to see the comments the sub left about a rowdy class
A Gaggle. I overheard a friend calling a group of White women a 'gaggle', like a gaggle of geese. They never gave an explanation as to why either. Just said that it felt right.
Your friend either served in the military or was/is a dependent. I am both. Gaggle up Squared away Clusterfxck 5 by 5 Toe to line Let's roll Good to go No go This is plain English in the military 😂😂😂
I remember when Steve from Blues Clues just popped back up on us, boy Steve had me really crying and talking how we went from kids to adults like 0 to 100 real quick. 😂
Man. You wield silence like a scalpel. You let the moment breathe just long enough, like you knew a "distraught laugh" was coming. High tension, shared catharsis even? Aight, I'mma press play now. 😌🥃
I just gotta put this out there. Maybe we need so much mental healthcare BECAUSE its not socially acceptable to tell each other honestly how we're doing? Maybe if we actually took the time to listen to each other, we'd all actually be mentally healthier? I don't actually know if this is the answer, but I sometimes wonder.
I'm one of those people that strangers feel like they can tell their business to just randomly. There's a lot of stuff that we can and should be able to talk to each other about. There's a lot of stuff that people need to be able to talk to a mental health provider about.
@@bec7080 , I understand that sometimes it's frustrating when a complete stranger starts vomiting their feelings onto you, especially when you're in a hurry and just trying to get your groceries and get home or whatever. In fact I've had moments when I feel highly uncomfortable because somebody comes up to me and just starts sharing stuff with me and I feel seriously awkward and have no idea how to respond to that, but I honestly try my best to just listen. I can totally see both sides to this whole thing, but mental healthcare isn't cheap and in my area it's extremely difficult to even get in to see a mental healthcare care professional. They're literally booking 3 to 6 months in advance. So instead of being able to see someone in afew days or next week, you have to wait 3 to 6 months! ☹️
Sure, but there is a time and place for everything. People have boundaries that we don't know. We can't assume what topics are safe for others to hear, and we can't assume that they were okay or CONSENTED to hear that information in the first place. Yes, we as a society are struggling mentally, but the first step isn't telling someone your entire life struggle. It's a lot more nuanced than that. What needs to happen is to allow more accessable safe spaces for people to vent, but not on the Internet. The Internet makes us feel isolated and forces us to see a very small window of people's lives with very little context. The Internet has become a very strong source of filtered bullshit with little honesty. This is going to sound awful and really pretentious, but I swear stepping outside and getting off your phones helps you learn how to 1) process your struggles without the opinions and influence of the internet, 2) Not be as paranoid of the world around you, and 3) helps you become selfish with context. What I mean is that you learn to become more aware of what helps you and what self-care is for you, and helps you become more aware of others. What that looks like is something similar to this quick dialogue conversation: A: How're you doing today? B: Eh, could be better A: I'm sorry to hear that, I hope things get a little easier for you Or something similar to that. As a society, we do need more empathy, but that isn't going to happen when we radically trauma dump to everyone we talk to. It's going to create more anger, loneliness, frustration, and other issues. Like everything in life, black and white rarely exists. Finding a middle ground is important to making real growth
@@mage4423 , there are also mentally ill people who don't understand boundaries and they probably never will. If we reject or ignore those people because of our own boundaries then we're isolating and hurting them. You're very correct that things aren't black and white, but there are lots of gray areas, so having too many strict boundaries could potentially be a mental illness in itself. All I'm saying is, if listening to someone vomit their feelings helps them from striking out in a dangerous and hurtful way, then maybe that's the least we can do for each other. Again, I clearly don't know the answer to this, but I sometimes wonder if all this violence lately is related to people being lonely and feeling unheard?
I feel the coworker part so hard. I was going on my 10 minute break and saw a coworker with a cane. I made the mistake of asking him how he was and i for so much detail then i every wanted. I knew about all the doctor visits and everything. Took up my whole 10 minutes.
10min breaks are such a crime, for some people if they have to take a dump or something that uses a lot of that time up, like you can barely do anything in a 10.
This man comes up with new content faster than anyone I've ever seen. There's a huge difference between just hosting a podcast and talking to someone and doing a polished stand-up set of this quality. If this guy doesn't become a household name soon it's a tragedy.
The first bit gave me traumatic flashbacks to my first full-time job. TWO of my coworkers (one joined us after the other got fired) loved to trauma-dump on everyone. And I was forced to work alone with one of them for two whole months. I do not regret quitting that job without any notice.
The only kid aimed thing I’ve seen that attempts to address the world sucking is the “everything’s not awesome” song from Lego movie 2. And as an adult it was kind of what I needed at the time, not sure how kids took it.
Wasn’t saying kids dont know, was saying i personally havent seen anything aimed at them that actually acknowledges in a way that can offer an actual rebuttal and different perspective on that fact.
Oh, kids already know. Kids are the ones that the world effs up the most. Adults are all concerned with teaching us, but we know - it's our experience. Stop sucking - that'd be great (this isn't aimed at you in particular, just adults in general)
Nailed it, bro. We are so lonely and desperate for someome to listen to us that a puppet from our childhood damn near broke X. How sad is that? In this age where everyone is connected people are more isolated than ever before in history.
My earliest experience of grief was hearing that Jim Henson died on the news - 5yo me absolutely lost it ugly crying - not sure how much I understood about death then, but I knew that it might mean no more Muppets or Sesame Street. Then as an adult I found Jim Henson's funeral on TH-cam & more ugly crying.
I see Stanley Cup and I think of Lord Stanley and so when did all these women get into hockey? Did Taylor Swift start dating a hockey player? Those things look ridiculous.
For SURE one of the funniest, wittiest comedians out there right now!!! It’s hard to find someone with a truly unique delivery! Future Hall of Famer right there!!❤❤❤
I walked into a bank once and heard the middle of a conversation between a customer and the teller. The customer was telling her why she had to move her money-her boyfriend was abusing her and she had to get away. This conversation was complete with PHOTOS ON HER PHONE of the bruises she said she got from him. I assumed they knew each other until I saw the teller wanting to crawl out of her skin. Poor lady. This is why I don’t ask people how they’re doing. Even if they ask me. I don’t have the capacity.
So true, as a bank teller you hear some pretty horrific/sad/heartbreaking stories. In a month I had two parents who kids were shot dead. After that I honestly want more irate crazy customers than those parents going through their worst nightmare.🥲 As a bank employee when you suspect DV or abuse ( elderly or kids) we flag it in the system, so when preps come in we don’t share ANY info or process their enquiries Later escalate to LE.
😂lol I needed that laugh. I'm in the ICU I know you didn't ask me how I was doing. But my nurse did and we had a 45 minute talk. Because she actually cared about how I was feeling and why was having anxiety? However, most people just say how are you doing? And don't even wait for a response, they just say I'm good too and keep it pushing In one question, Elmo became everybody's therapist.😂😢😂😅
@poundthesecakestraceehayes2842 I, too, am doing much better. I woke up this morning with the activities and the use of my limbs and in my right mind. Still knowing that GOD is worthy to be praised. I speak healing to your body and restoration to your soul. The Peace of GOD that passes all of your understanding to reside in you and the knowledge that the mind in you is also the mind that is in Christ Jesus. The healing stripes that your LORD and Savior Jesus took for your healing are being made perfect in you even now!! Be Encouraged and be strong in the LORD of YOUR GOD ... he's with you even now!! AMEN, my friend. Have a Blessed day!!
@@roniciamattox1890 Thank you for your words this morning. Have a blessed day. I have been entertaining angels unaware. He is so worthy to be praised. Thank you for caring.
@@nasiamorgan Not trapped, just living the slow, banal, collapse of civilization. People think it will be all fire and brimstone, when actually it's more like a slow, rotting, decay where our greed, self-interest, and hate, slowly grind over our positive characteristics. Rome was not built in a day, but neither did it fall in a day. But it did fall.
Hot Take: The Rapture happened in 2012, but nobody realized it, because it didn't happen the way THEY THOUGHT IT WOULD. Now all that's left are the ones who can never be saved or the ones who got saved too little too late, and now we gotta wait for Judgment Day to find out if we go to Heaven or not.
As a white man on behalf of white women I really don't think we or they accept them. I've decided to refer to them as "Stanley people" or "Stans" for short
I haven't had one yet, and with those, the price won't ever have one. I'm good with my 9 to 12 dollar metal ones. As a woman, I lug around enough shit(for my kid) already without adding on a giant cup to the mix. If they bully her for not having one, she fight back lol because yeah no.
"And then a guy - from out of nowhere, from the darkness, from the night. A man from the shadows - will approach your group." God I love this description. The incredulous yet calm tone he uses makes it divine!
You're awesome. You seem happy to have left Louisiana and I get it. I was born in Monroe but my mom moved to TX when I was 1 month old. THANK GOD!!! 😂. I live in Dallas but I'm coming to see you when you come to Austin!!!!
I was born and raised in Oregon, but half my family is from Monroe. I've only been there once and we spent most of the time at a lake. It's just crazy to me how flat it is, like we were driving from Baton Rouge and we would go over a bridge and the bridge was the highest point all the way to the horizon in every direction. It still seems wild to me, I don't think I could live somewhere without mountains.
I just can’t get enough of this man ❤ thank you Josh Johnson! From the first time I saw your set about having a white person’s voice… “But Sir… I’m black. I’m black like you!” I was sold and share your content all the time. 🎉 I hope you stay with your calling into old age cuz many of us are lifelong fans already!
One of my favorite things about you is mainly that delivery you have of not needing to explain your jokes, weather people get it or not. When you watch the best comedians, they know they will land. If something doesn’t hit but 3 people laugh you’re ok with that. That joke was made for those three. Maybe the others will get it 5 mins to a month later but you don’t care. Such a confidence in your story telling and the way you can come back to a punch line. Spot on man spot on
I used to work at Home Depot...2 customers I will always remember after saying Hello, how are you?" I was just diagnosed with stage 4 cancer and I'm looking to put new lights in for my wife before I die, what do you recommend?" and " I just found out that my husband that I have these 5 kids with is cheating on me and I found out when the jeweler called to say the new engagement ring was in." I have never felt more uncomfortable on how to respond in my life.
"There's no better indication that we need universal mental healthcare than everybody responding to Elmo like he's in the room." "I'm eating my hot pocket. I'm not ready for this shit!" I spit tea onto my laptop!! 🤣🤣🤣 One of your best sets, Josh!!
I've come back to this set at least once a week. Thank you Josh. Your ability to make current events thought provoking and funny as hell keeps me enthralled.
OMG i literally just looked up your channel to see if theres any full stand ups that i HAVENT seen and see that you uploaded this 56 min ago!! 🎉 perfect timing thank you😊
Most refreshing great comedy I’ve seen in years!Intelligent-relatable and had me laughing out loud!Josh-wishing you health and happiness!Thanks for the laughs😊
The follow up on Elmo was that Larry David attacked Elmo on GMA and had to apologize. The backlash on Larry was faster than if he’d attacked Taylor Swift.
I’m watching this in December and I’m like, “*January* was rough? This whole year has been so rough that I can’t even remember what happened in January.“
Usually when someone asks me how I am I just say still stapled together it's a creative way of answering the question without getting into the details of why my day sucked
look I'm fighting demons with this depression, ok? so the strained "yeah. how about you?" deflection is the best I can muster at any random minute. I was happily depressed in silence bud and you decided to break it for the both of us
Just saw Josn live for the first time this past Sat. nite. My face still hurts from laughing so hard! I am so glad I have continued to follow him all these years. He has really grown as a comic. He is on his way to international stardom!
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This was a great show and it was a pleasure to meet you!
I am hoping to catch you when you come to Austin, Texas.
I was hoping for a Houston show listing, but you are worth the drive.
You brighten my day.
Your comedy is top tier. Can’t wait to be able to get the opportunity to see your show! Someday it will happen! (You may just have to add some EU tour dates, haha!)
Elmo for the win! Love you Josh.
So sad I had to miss it ! hopefully you come back soon.
Trauma dumping aside, I think one of the worrying parts is that for untold thousands of people, Elmo was the ONLY person in their life to actually ask them how they were doing, and far too many of them didn't know any other way to respond.
Underrated comment and unfortunately very true
Great comment. Like they ⬆️ said, sad but true
Humans don’t have any evolutions for trauma cause it doesn’t technically kill you so we just trauma dump when we can’t hold it any more.
it’s neglect
That’s most likely true or they won’t just be honest with the people they know so Elmo is catching the heat of these emotional dumpster fires
Everyone responded to Elmo because Mr. Rogers is gone, man.. ppl needed him and all the good ones..
He became everyone’s stuffed animal.
Yeah 😭so true ❤
You guys saw Larry David throttle him right? That's my point!
I miss that man, but at the same time I'm relieved he doesn't have to live in the world we have now.
He was the best
Elmo didn’t know. That’s why elmo asked.🤣🤣🤣
I literally heard his voice as I read this 😅
elmo don't be right, himself, always talking in the third person like that
@@360.TapestryElmo's like five years old give him a break 😭
@@swellactually Elmo is 3 and a half, he doesn't know any better.
But good on him for asking.
@@charlesshoffner4201 *Elmo has a birthday coming up and he will be three and a half AGAIN.* That inspires me to count my birthday's like Elmo, too. Braxstine is about to celebrate the 30th anniversary of her 25th birthday. 😁
Im a massage therapist so people will tell me any and everything. I asked a man once "how are you feeling today?" He hit me with "sometimes i feel like a failure as a man and father." Not how i saw my day going but here we are.
Yep. When my psychiatrist would start out like that, I would ask if that was a question he wanted an answer to or if we were starting with pleasantries
I have cptsd. Sometimes I am so positive touch deprived that I have to go get a massage. So thank you for your work, it is truly at times, life saving.
@@mavicityrelayson2924 If it's ever viable for you, I'd recommend getting a dog. A cat could work too, but they're less likely to be down to cuddle at a moment's notice.
I also have trauma from my childhood, idk if it would count as cptsd, but I was touch-starved for the first 15 years of my life until someone recommended my mom that I get a puppy. It helped me in so many ways, it got me out of the house often, it gave me something to hug when I felt alone, it gave me something to talk about at the dog park and therefore I learned to socialize, etc. It was beneficial for my mental and physical health in a myriad of ways, not to mention how much it helped my development to be responsible for the training, food, waste and cleanliness of another living being, though that might not apply to you.
I understand at the end of the day nothing replaces the feeling of being touch-starved for human intimacy, it was a very slow-going and painful process, but "dog touch" is a very good substitute in the meantime, and it does make a difference. It just takes a lot longer probably, and it depends on how you're doing currently. I'm in my second year of university now, and all the friends I made when I was 17 are really far away now, but by talking to them frequently and sleeping with my dog in my arms (even though you're "not supposed to") all my symptoms have went away, I can safely say I'm no longer touch-starved.
I know this is probably tmi, funny considering the video I'm replying under, but I just wanted to explain the reasoning behind me making the suggestion. I didn't trust people to touch me, that was an important component to me, and it's amazing that this wasn't the case for you, but I hope this helps either you or someone else reading this wondering how to help themselves.
Well you asked lol - but he probably should have told his children and wife lol
Because no one asks a man most of the time. When we get a chance from someone who actually communicated with us, there is a floodgate's worth of stuff behind it.
Elmo wasn't tone deaf. He knew damn good and well he was stirring the pot.
Elmo wanted that Kermit tea 🫖 he was like I’m abt to set it off with this one COE. Elmo is viral
Awww, no I don’t think so. Poor muppet. He’s sweet as hell
@@katboss4886watching larry david throttle elmo on a daytime talk show was peak content
@@katboss4886he muscled out Grover and 2/3 of the content, forget that little red creep
Gotta have my Stanely cup 🏆
I'm autistic and it was news to me in college when a dude said "you know most people just say "I'm alright, you?" and walk away" after authentically answering "how are you" to everyone for 19 years of my life
just laying my shit on the table to the fuckin mailman. But in fairness, people get reallllllly fuckin honest in return and start dishing out their stuff too and it usually ends up being healing lmao I've had uber drivers in tears talking about their divorce 7 years ago 5 minutes into the ride
I did this too, for too long. I thought it was weird ppl would ask when they don't actually care.
shit i'm also the person to talk to the unhoused while my friends pull me back. I'm a community organizer so it's normal for me but yeahhhhhh my friends get worried
@llamamama75
Thank you!
Don't ask if you don't want a legitimate answer, am I right?
I'm AutDHD 👋
This is a weird habit I picked up from neurotypicals. And this is very much a neurotypical thing. I found myself saying "How you do'in," not really expecting an answer. Yet if someone asks me, I want to give an honest answer. You ask me how I'm doing, I'm going to tell you. Don't ask if you don't care!
You get it 😁
And I still ask, and I respect a real answer over "I'm good, how bout you?"
Like, how long do you want us to lie to each other? 😂
Thankfully Elmo's dad, Louie, moderates his account for him. Elmo is 3 years old and can't read. His dad types up what Elmo wants to say and reads the responses to him. His dad would have filtered out the existential crisis content. So really, everyone traumatized Louie.
😫😫😫😫😂😂😂😂
I didn’t even knew Elmo had a father or parents tbh lol 😂 I had to do a google search to verify this information lol 😂
Elmo has a better dad than most people responding to the tweet.
If we all had a Louie ourselves maybe we wouldn't be trauma dumping elmo on Twitter 🤷🏻♂️
@@carenasmith7 Elmo and Louie were interviewed by Gayle King and the two guys (The Pips?) last week. It was an adorable interview and Louie explained that he reads all of Elmo's Twitter stuff since Elmo is only three and a half (for the past 40 years).
"I just feel like I'm married to my own casket." Holy crap. What a line.
I know and it got zero reaction!
Wow. Somehow that perfectly explains my life.
@83gemm I couldn't understand the last word, and I rewound it. Thanks to the poster here, it is a great line?
I wonder if Josh had completely made that one up or if that was inspired by an actual comment. 😳😬
We grew up with Elmo caring about our feelings. The child in all of them responded to the question
That’s a really good point too. I didn’t even think about that. Imagine if Steve from blues clues asked.
@khadijashepheard5717 he does do check ins
I once got a "how's things?" from the guy checking me out at CVS.
I just shook my head. The guy said, "Smile, it can't be that bad." I lost it and said "I just came from the hospital because my father died."
My condolences 😢
Well damn... sorry for your loss
He’s an idiot for assuming things aren’t that bad in this time and age.
Sometimes we should keep our mouths shut. Sorry for your loss🎉
I hate when strangers ask me to smile or pick my head up.
I worked as a waitress once and we had a very “difficult” person as cashier. No one could get along with her. She was so bad that we just ignored her. Once I noticed that she was talking to herself while doing an order. Something told me to ask her “how was she doing?”, so I did. She said “no, I actually am not doing alright” and she just looked at me with her eyes full misery that could fill the whole world, and again for some reason I asked “how so?”, and we proceeded to have the most heart wrenching conversation I’ve ever had. Turned out she was a medical student, an intern in local hospital, and recently she saw a very young woman that was brutally R*ped, so much so, that her organs were all messed up. I was stunned just listening. She couldn’t get over seeing it. I imagine she didn’t have anybody to talk to about it, noone who’d just listen. After that things improved, but she left shortly after. You never know what a person who is rude to you is going through. I wonder if she became a nurse or a doctor, but I could never be one. Those folks need nerves of steel.
Jesus 😢
Kudos for being there for her. But if you still know her, the hospital owes her counseling. Pretty sure it's a legal requirement.
She was talking about herself. Was just glad that she could finally confide in someone about before planning her real next steps. You could have very well prevented that poor young girl’s suicide.
The healthcare administrators/ management could not care less about the mental health of doctors and others. If one reveals mental health issues, the victims will be shamed, ostracised, blackballed out of their career/ jobs.
@@soniasun1 Medical, emergency and protective services professionals NEED trauma management therapy, on a regular basis. I’ve been saying that for ages.
I go to a doctor's appointment. The receptionist says "how are you?". The aide taking my history says "how are you?". The technician taking my blood pressure says "how are you?".
"Bad enough to need a doctor, obviously!" is how I want to answer.
Well I ain't fucking great, I'm here, aren't I?
😂😂😂 you should have.
The medical staff isn’t asking a rhetorical question, you need to answer truthfully.
I always say…”I’ve been better. That’s why I’m here.😉”
I am usually very upbeat and bubbly (which is weird considering I am extremely introverted), so when I arrive at my doctor's office, I answer honestly how I'm doing, but in a cheerful voice. If you didn't know me, it might be confusing.
Them: "Hey there, Braxstine. How are you today?"
Me: "Chile, I'm pretty sure I died on the way here so you may want to check my pulse quickly!"
I think Elmo being so sweet and wholesome and part of many of our pasts was the perfect key to unlock all of this. Honestly, people might have needed it.
I agree. It felt so sweet.
Like somebody cared.
It touched our damaged inner child
Elmo doesn’t judge.
I was walking home while listening this. 10/10 do not recommend. I was trying to stifle my laughter during the Elmo bit and ended up audibly snorting and wheezing. This lady crossed the street with her kid to get away 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
i was on a walk around my neighborhood doing this, trying not to laugh like a lunatic all by myself LOL. i knew then that i'd just hafta save these for home LOL
That's rude.She could have asked how you're doing😂
@@unanuevapecula She was afraid Celine would answer honestly. 🤣😂😅😆🤣
Cereal bits flew from my mouth!!!😂😂😂
For everytime a "comedian" complains about their fanbase leaving, Josh drops a new set.
Mans unparalleled with the content.
What does this mean? What comedians?
@MrTekniqs the "Rogan Six" so to speak.
Maybe they should stop bitching about being cancelled and start being funny again
That is if they were ever funny to begin with, I have no solutions for Bill Maher unfortunately
And, it's all hilarious!! 😂
It's because his jokes don't involve ONLY punching at other people and these are situations we all hear about, so it makes him a much better comedian than someone who sits around trying to be edgy
This is the highest level of aggressive energy I’ve seen Josh have his comedic range is wild. His delivery is always great whether silly, deadpan, dry, high energy he can do it all.
He reached back somewhere for that hot pocket bit lmao
@@AStrangeWindmillmf was reliving that
“From the darkness from the night” took me tf out 🤣
My favorite line in the whole set
"From the shadows" 😂
"He's having a very particular life" was the one for me.
My favorite part of the whole Elmo thing was a few hours later when the Sesame Street twitter account posted a Mental health PSA as a response to Elmo. My favorite "you get what you ask for" since Microsoft wanted to ask how people "Edge"
Or Jersey Mikes asking how people “top their sub”
“this is dystopian behavior” 😂😂😂 I love your sense of humor.
He's not wrong.
Once I ordered a water from McDonalds because I was REALLY thirsty. Was never so happy to see that BIG cup of water, instead of those little ones with TONS of ice in it. I squealed with glee when I saw it, and gulped it down. The lady at the window was stunned at how much joy water brought me, and she gave me another huge cup. It made my week.
Two free cups of water made my week.
There was a post on tiktok about a womans car catching fire and the car was unrecognizable she was crying; she ipened her car door and the only thing survived was her stanely cup in prestine condition still in the cup holder. Stanley reached out to her bought her more cups and a new car andnthats what basically sparked this whole Stanley Cup situation.
I saw that on TikTok and that story is wild. I was happy to see Stanley itself support her, but those cups are just too damn expensive frfr
Not only that, the ice inside was completely unmelted
The weird thing about that story though is that the plastic parts weren't melted. Like not even the straw. I'm not saying it is impossible, just kinda sus.
@cristyablad I noticed that as well but I didn't question it... I didn't know it it was plastic or painted but the straw not melted is definitely suspicious
@@cristyablad that is sus, could have been a publicity stunt. Who knows tho🤷♀️
"Aww, man!"
"I was eating my hotpocket."
Yea, I gotta put that one in the vault. That's cold. Unlike the pocket.
Burnt on the outside, frozen in the middle..so it balances out
Never make eye contact in the break room and eat fast like a soldier😂
You all need to search for Josh Johnson hot pocket juice.... brutal 😂😂😂
I feel Elmo's pain. I learned not to ask if I really did NOT want to know the answer. Story of my life!!
I'll probably look back on the Elmo Post incident years from now, and I'll be thinking to myself "He just had to ask".
And that post led to Elmo getting beat by Larry David
Elmo: “How’s everybody doing?”
Josh: “And I took that personally”
"But I'm not built like Elmo."
😂😂 "Nobody moves like that. He's having a very particular life."
😂😂😂 6:48 ☠️☠️☠️
just got a disability that affects his mobility probably, could be having any kind of life. (josh is hilarious this isnt a diss or anything just thoughts)
0:37 love how he barely eases the audience into it before immediately yelling about elmo like a disappointed teacher coming back to see the comments the sub left about a rowdy class
This man is a comedy machine; how the hell does he put out so many quality sets.
A Gaggle. I overheard a friend calling a group of White women a 'gaggle', like a gaggle of geese. They never gave an explanation as to why either. Just said that it felt right.
I have heard that, too
Its cause the collective of a group of girls is a gaggle, like its a murder of crows
It does feel right though...
What's a group of men called?
@@littleshoes3293 Maybe a gander?
Your friend either served in the military or was/is a dependent. I am both.
Gaggle up
Squared away
Clusterfxck
5 by 5
Toe to line
Let's roll
Good to go
No go
This is plain English in the military 😂😂😂
I remember when Steve from Blues Clues just popped back up on us, boy Steve had me really crying and talking how we went from kids to adults like 0 to 100 real quick. 😂
Man. You wield silence like a scalpel. You let the moment breathe just long enough, like you knew a "distraught laugh" was coming. High tension, shared catharsis even?
Aight, I'mma press play now. 😌🥃
Josh is the comedic genius we all need😅
The description of the ‘bachelorette’ takedown had me in stitches, my stomach hurts 😂
I just gotta put this out there. Maybe we need so much mental healthcare BECAUSE its not socially acceptable to tell each other honestly how we're doing? Maybe if we actually took the time to listen to each other, we'd all actually be mentally healthier? I don't actually know if this is the answer, but I sometimes wonder.
I'm one of those people that strangers feel like they can tell their business to just randomly. There's a lot of stuff that we can and should be able to talk to each other about. There's a lot of stuff that people need to be able to talk to a mental health provider about.
@@bec7080 , I understand that sometimes it's frustrating when a complete stranger starts vomiting their feelings onto you, especially when you're in a hurry and just trying to get your groceries and get home or whatever. In fact I've had moments when I feel highly uncomfortable because somebody comes up to me and just starts sharing stuff with me and I feel seriously awkward and have no idea how to respond to that, but I honestly try my best to just listen. I can totally see both sides to this whole thing, but mental healthcare isn't cheap and in my area it's extremely difficult to even get in to see a mental healthcare care professional. They're literally booking 3 to 6 months in advance. So instead of being able to see someone in afew days or next week, you have to wait 3 to 6 months! ☹️
The Federation does not tolerate dissent, you are being assigned to Prison Colony Praxus VII- Would you like to know more?
Sure, but there is a time and place for everything. People have boundaries that we don't know. We can't assume what topics are safe for others to hear, and we can't assume that they were okay or CONSENTED to hear that information in the first place. Yes, we as a society are struggling mentally, but the first step isn't telling someone your entire life struggle. It's a lot more nuanced than that.
What needs to happen is to allow more accessable safe spaces for people to vent, but not on the Internet. The Internet makes us feel isolated and forces us to see a very small window of people's lives with very little context. The Internet has become a very strong source of filtered bullshit with little honesty.
This is going to sound awful and really pretentious, but I swear stepping outside and getting off your phones helps you learn how to 1) process your struggles without the opinions and influence of the internet, 2) Not be as paranoid of the world around you, and 3) helps you become selfish with context. What I mean is that you learn to become more aware of what helps you and what self-care is for you, and helps you become more aware of others.
What that looks like is something similar to this quick dialogue conversation:
A: How're you doing today?
B: Eh, could be better
A: I'm sorry to hear that, I hope things get a little easier for you
Or something similar to that. As a society, we do need more empathy, but that isn't going to happen when we radically trauma dump to everyone we talk to. It's going to create more anger, loneliness, frustration, and other issues.
Like everything in life, black and white rarely exists. Finding a middle ground is important to making real growth
@@mage4423 , there are also mentally ill people who don't understand boundaries and they probably never will. If we reject or ignore those people because of our own boundaries then we're isolating and hurting them. You're very correct that things aren't black and white, but there are lots of gray areas, so having too many strict boundaries could potentially be a mental illness in itself. All I'm saying is, if listening to someone vomit their feelings helps them from striking out in a dangerous and hurtful way, then maybe that's the least we can do for each other. Again, I clearly don't know the answer to this, but I sometimes wonder if all this violence lately is related to people being lonely and feeling unheard?
I feel the coworker part so hard. I was going on my 10 minute break and saw a coworker with a cane. I made the mistake of asking him how he was and i for so much detail then i every wanted. I knew about all the doctor visits and everything. Took up my whole 10 minutes.
I just leave it at a “hello” if i see someone but dont actually wanna talk to them
10min breaks are such a crime, for some people if they have to take a dump or something that uses a lot of that time up, like you can barely do anything in a 10.
Some people are victims of the healthcare system and only focus on their pills and sickness. It's sad but true.
"A bachelorette party of white women" 😂😂😂😂😂
I work in the wine world. Send help.
They call that a Kovenant of Karens
@@Ace-gi4bpim stealing this one 😂
"FRENCH FRIES?"
@Dzokhar I'm sorry, that's a terminal condition in that profession. All we can offer is palliative care for you, you poor soul
Glad he's on a bigger stage. He talks like everyday and deserves it
This man comes up with new content faster than anyone I've ever seen. There's a huge difference between just hosting a podcast and talking to someone and doing a polished stand-up set of this quality. If this guy doesn't become a household name soon it's a tragedy.
The first bit gave me traumatic flashbacks to my first full-time job.
TWO of my coworkers (one joined us after the other got fired) loved to trauma-dump on everyone. And I was forced to work alone with one of them for two whole months. I do not regret quitting that job without any notice.
Elmo made a follow up tweet basically saying "holly shit I didn't know it was this bad"
The only kid aimed thing I’ve seen that attempts to address the world sucking is the “everything’s not awesome” song from Lego movie 2. And as an adult it was kind of what I needed at the time, not sure how kids took it.
The probably appreciated it. As a child I knew everything was not awesome.
@@MásCebollasPorFavorlmao that’s so true. i was young not stupid things were clearly bad
Read children’s books. They already know.
Wasn’t saying kids dont know, was saying i personally havent seen anything aimed at them that actually acknowledges in a way that can offer an actual rebuttal and different perspective on that fact.
Oh, kids already know. Kids are the ones that the world effs up the most. Adults are all concerned with teaching us, but we know - it's our experience. Stop sucking - that'd be great (this isn't aimed at you in particular, just adults in general)
To be fair to Elmo, he's only 3 years old and it was just his birthday
Elmo's been doing this for decades, how is he 3 years old?
@@nousername191He's 3 years in muppet years obviously
I feel this is gonna be another hit. Josh is always on point.
Nailed it, bro. We are so lonely and desperate for someome to listen to us that a puppet from our childhood damn near broke X. How sad is that? In this age where everyone is connected people are more isolated than ever before in history.
My earliest experience of grief was hearing that Jim Henson died on the news - 5yo me absolutely lost it ugly crying - not sure how much I understood about death then, but I knew that it might mean no more Muppets or Sesame Street. Then as an adult I found Jim Henson's funeral on TH-cam & more ugly crying.
😂😂 Elmo just got his PhD with 1 question
LMAOOOOOOO 😂🤣😂🤣
Every time I read about Stanley cups, my first thought is, “How many hockey trophies are there and why does everyone want them?”
I see Stanley Cup and I think of Lord Stanley and so when did all these women get into hockey? Did Taylor Swift start dating a hockey player? Those things look ridiculous.
Right😂
Never heard of them before now.
That's what I thought.. totally confused. I thought they were commemorative cups 😂😂😂
LMAOOOOOO 😂🤣😂🤣
Same!!
For SURE one of the funniest, wittiest comedians out there right now!!! It’s hard to find someone with a truly unique delivery! Future Hall of Famer right there!!❤❤❤
Not "Stanley cups are Jordans for white women"!!!! LOLOL I mean, it ain't a lie.
White women who care. I'm 1 of the ones who doesn't give a rat's a$$ about it. I just find it weird, & slightly amusing, that so many do.
Trauma dumped aaaaaalll over this kid.
I walked into a bank once and heard the middle of a conversation between a customer and the teller. The customer was telling her why she had to move her money-her boyfriend was abusing her and she had to get away. This conversation was complete with PHOTOS ON HER PHONE of the bruises she said she got from him. I assumed they knew each other until I saw the teller wanting to crawl out of her skin. Poor lady.
This is why I don’t ask people how they’re doing. Even if they ask me. I don’t have the capacity.
So true, as a bank teller you hear some pretty horrific/sad/heartbreaking stories. In a month I had two parents who kids were shot dead. After that I honestly want more irate crazy customers than those parents going through their worst nightmare.🥲
As a bank employee when you suspect DV or abuse ( elderly or kids) we flag it in the system, so when preps come in we don’t share ANY info or process their enquiries
Later escalate to LE.
😂lol I needed that laugh. I'm in the ICU I know you didn't ask me how I was doing. But my nurse did and we had a 45 minute talk. Because she actually cared about how I was feeling and why was having anxiety? However, most people just say how are you doing? And don't even wait for a response, they just say I'm good too and keep it pushing In one question, Elmo became everybody's therapist.😂😢😂😅
How are you doing 😂❤??
I am doing better.
God woke me up this morning. And I have been moved from the I CU to the Cardiac floor So my health is improving. How are you doing?
@poundthesecakestraceehayes2842 I, too, am doing much better. I woke up this morning with the activities and the use of my limbs and in my right mind. Still knowing that GOD is worthy to be praised. I speak healing to your body and restoration to your soul. The Peace of GOD that passes all of your understanding to reside in you and the knowledge that the mind in you is also the mind that is in Christ Jesus. The healing stripes that your LORD and Savior Jesus took for your healing are being made perfect in you even now!! Be Encouraged and be strong in the LORD of YOUR GOD ... he's with you even now!! AMEN, my friend. Have a Blessed day!!
@@roniciamattox1890 Thank you for your words this morning. Have a blessed day. I have been entertaining angels unaware. He is so worthy to be praised. Thank you for caring.
Hope you are doing better and out of the hospital!!!❤
I've been telling everybody that the world actually ended in 2012 and we're living in a dystopia but nobody's listening
You might be on to something fr…like we’re trapped or something?
@@nasiamorgan Not trapped, just living the slow, banal, collapse of civilization.
People think it will be all fire and brimstone, when actually it's more like a slow, rotting, decay where our greed, self-interest, and hate, slowly grind over our positive characteristics.
Rome was not built in a day, but neither did it fall in a day.
But it did fall.
@@Secretgeek2012 yup, this hit the feels.
Hot Take: The Rapture happened in 2012, but nobody realized it, because it didn't happen the way THEY THOUGHT IT WOULD. Now all that's left are the ones who can never be saved or the ones who got saved too little too late, and now we gotta wait for Judgment Day to find out if we go to Heaven or not.
No, it was 2008 when they set off the hadron collider. It sent us into a darker, grittier alternate reality.
I'm not gonna lie to sweet lil Elmo, tell m everything's fine when it ISN'T! 😩
that slow walk toward the camera literally made my skin crawl so hard i had to get on my computer just to admit it. JOSH, WHY. 😂😂😂😂
How long do you think he spent practicing that walk in the mirror trying to get it to look just right though 😂🤣😂🤣
This fool made hit the notify button. I’m not that guy, what sick hold does he have over me? 😂❤
I understand Completely. I went to click it then remembered myself...lol
@@tanisha.r.thomas I did it again! Lol
The cashier just yesterday, i asked how their little family was, BIG MISTAKE. he said, " Divorced and burried in child support" 😢
I’ve been doing a lot of intentional work on unlearning all of my internalized misogyny, and yall, these Stanley cups are TESTING me
Well you need another "M" worldview to fill the gap. Marxism
As a white man on behalf of white women I really don't think we or they accept them. I've decided to refer to them as "Stanley people" or "Stans" for short
I've been using them before they were cool.
I'm like the old man running a coffee shop in Brooklyn in 2006.
I haven't had one yet, and with those, the price won't ever have one. I'm good with my 9 to 12 dollar metal ones. As a woman, I lug around enough shit(for my kid) already without adding on a giant cup to the mix. If they bully her for not having one, she fight back lol because yeah no.
Reusable plastic bottles for me.
"And then a guy - from out of nowhere, from the darkness, from the night. A man from the shadows - will approach your group."
God I love this description. The incredulous yet calm tone he uses makes it divine!
You're awesome. You seem happy to have left Louisiana and I get it. I was born in Monroe but my mom moved to TX when I was 1 month old. THANK GOD!!! 😂. I live in Dallas but I'm coming to see you when you come to Austin!!!!
Well just 💩 on the rest of us who ended up staying here, why doncha?
@@nmarie822😂 Ikr. It’s not that bad.
I was born and raised in Oregon, but half my family is from Monroe. I've only been there once and we spent most of the time at a lake. It's just crazy to me how flat it is, like we were driving from Baton Rouge and we would go over a bridge and the bridge was the highest point all the way to the horizon in every direction. It still seems wild to me, I don't think I could live somewhere without mountains.
You were a month old you don’t count
I am coming to Arlington and it’s almost sold out here’s the link improvtx.com/arlington/comic/josh+johnson/
I just can’t get enough of this man ❤ thank you Josh Johnson! From the first time I saw your set about having a white person’s voice… “But Sir… I’m black. I’m black like you!” I was sold and share your content all the time. 🎉 I hope you stay with your calling into old age cuz many of us are lifelong fans already!
One of my favorite things about you is mainly that delivery you have of not needing to explain your jokes, weather people get it or not. When you watch the best comedians, they know they will land. If something doesn’t hit but 3 people laugh you’re ok with that. That joke was made for those three. Maybe the others will get it 5 mins to a month later but you don’t care. Such a confidence in your story telling and the way you can come back to a punch line. Spot on man spot on
this boutta be absolute heat. bro does not miss.
edit: i was right, this was gas as usual.
I know right!! I can't wait!!
I used to work at Home Depot...2 customers I will always remember after saying Hello, how are you?" I was just diagnosed with stage 4 cancer and I'm looking to put new lights in for my wife before I die, what do you recommend?" and " I just found out that my husband that I have these 5 kids with is cheating on me and I found out when the jeweler called to say the new engagement ring was in." I have never felt more uncomfortable on how to respond in my life.
"How are you doing?"
Me: "I'm alive. So that's a thing..."
Always gets a laugh but we both know that we're both dying inside and out. 👍😬
Laugh 2 keep from crying 😀👍🏾
On a bad day I’ve been known to answer “still upright and breathing.”
"I am here and not crying. Yet."
In the military when people ask you how you are doing you say "Living the Dream." And yes it's always sarcastic.
Healthcare too. 😂
Ohhh, that’s why my ex-boss would say that all the time. He was ex-military.
@@Catalina-Winemixerespecially EMS
Also zookeeping/hands on zoology but less frequently
"There's no better indication that we need universal mental healthcare than everybody responding to Elmo like he's in the room."
"I'm eating my hot pocket. I'm not ready for this shit!"
I spit tea onto my laptop!! 🤣🤣🤣 One of your best sets, Josh!!
It's even crazier that Elmo got choked out the next day on live TV by Larry David after asking this question.
That "slide up" absolutely killed me.
I've come back to this set at least once a week. Thank you Josh. Your ability to make current events thought provoking and funny as hell keeps me enthralled.
Thank you for brightening my second shift every week with these streams. You rock.
You deserve to be in front of as many crowds as you can manage. Loved ya since you were out catfishing, happy to see how far you've come.
OMG i literally just looked up your channel to see if theres any full stand ups that i HAVENT seen and see that you uploaded this 56 min ago!! 🎉 perfect timing thank you😊
Stanley Cup will always mean hockey to me.
Spoiler alert.
Josh been in his bag ever since he got them Asap Rocky braids 🔥
2:04 Once. An Uber driver spent half of the trip dumping his personal problems on me, like I was his therapist!
This was such a great set to see live!!!
I love you. Comedy has helped me through some rough times in my life. You are one of the funniest people I've seen in a long time. God bless you.
Elmo needs to just use the noncommittal - 'Sup. I escape by saying hey and nod the imaginary hat on my head.
I'm glad I stay in a bubble and get to laugh at this when I hear it for the first time days later. Thank you for keeping me current and in stitches.
I just realized we're coming up to the 4th anniversary of the covid-19 pandemic and this video is about Elmo asking how we're doing. 😂😂😂
I think we all go thru phases, but ive been on josh for a while and i hope he never gets old. Hands down my favorite at this point in my life.
Most refreshing great comedy I’ve seen in years!Intelligent-relatable and had me laughing out loud!Josh-wishing you health and happiness!Thanks for the laughs😊
My KIDS watched Blues Clues when they were little ..and it was ME who cried when Steve came back and asked us how we were. 😅
The follow up on Elmo was that Larry David attacked Elmo on GMA and had to apologize. The backlash on Larry was faster than if he’d attacked Taylor Swift.
As a hockey 🏒 fan and former street hockey player, the Stanley cup means something TOTALLY different to me 😂❤
I’m watching this in December and I’m like, “*January* was rough? This whole year has been so rough that I can’t even remember what happened in January.“
Man, you killing it Josh you destined for great things. Keep up the good work I love your comedy. I love your outlook on life.😂😂
Love how he says he’s not hip and yet he’s the person I come to to learn about pop culture 😂
All of this is funny but the physical comedy... chefs kiss
The number of times I've had some random try to attach himself to my group of friends at bars...that's spot on, lol
Josh will be hearing from my doctor. I have not been able to hold in my asthma meds long enough.😢Josh gonna have to pay for my next prescription!😂😮😮
Usually when someone asks me how I am I just say still stapled together it's a creative way of answering the question without getting into the details of why my day sucked
look I'm fighting demons with this depression, ok? so the strained "yeah. how about you?" deflection is the best I can muster at any random minute. I was happily depressed in silence bud and you decided to break it for the both of us
Just saw Josn live for the first time this past Sat. nite. My face still hurts from laughing so hard! I am so glad I have continued to follow him all these years. He has really grown as a comic. He is on his way to international stardom!
This guy is great. Cant wait to see how he evolves as a comedian as he gets older. Wonder if he’ll become more of a storyteller.
Put a stop in MD or Northern VA, please 🙏🏾 Otherwise, I'll catch you in Raleigh during a visit to NC.
He has shows in MD and DC.
@@Bizsavvyartist He didn't the last time I looked at the schedule. I'll check again. Thank you!
He was just at the Arlington Drafthouse Cinema last year November/December. Great show!
Bro it was like when Steve from Blues Clues said don't worry, it'll be okay.
“Stop him, stop him, stop him…” 😆😆😆😆
"Married to my own casket" - whooooooooo that's deep.
“Tone-Deaf Fuck”❤😂😂😂