The Wicked Bible
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 มิ.ย. 2024
- At Exodus 20:14, the so-called "Wicked Bible" contains the strange commandment, "Thou Shalt Commit Adultery". The "not" is nowhere to be seen, giving perfideous readers the divine green-light to cheat to their heart's content. It was not the work of a secret society, nor a version of the original text, but a typo; and a pretty bad one at that.
In this video, let's look at the collection of "Bible errata". Or as I like to call them "Biblical Bloopers". From the "Unrighteous Bible" that favours the sinners to the "Owl Bible" that speaks of a group of owl husbands. All the product of an unfortunate lack of proofreading. I'll also take you though what "bloopers" scholars believe have been preserved in the text since ancient times; exploring Jesus was actually called Joshua and why robes, not camels, were more unlikely to be threaded through the eyes of needles.
As my term starts, I'm going to have to upload less frequently unfortunately. As much as I enjoy making videos, I've also got to get my degree! That said, I'll keep uploading and so continue Season II. I've got to balance my commitments for the time being.
On the cusp of 200k subscribers. Thank you all so much :)
H.
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Intro - Epic of Gilgamesh in Sumerian by Peter Pringle
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So... shall I commit adultery on my owl husband?
it's not cheating if we all play by the same rules
rock your pride with this handmade polyamory flag owl patch
Thou shalt discharge your owl husband with not joy but with sword before God and all the erect angels.
NO
May I be your owl husband?
Only if you don't give a hoot about him 😏.
"Their owl husbands"
God dang biblical furries
@Raul Lugo God bad, devil good
LMAO I DIDN'T KNOW FURRIED EXISTED BACK THEN😂
Biblically accurate furries
Oh no, that contradicts Leviticus 20:15. Guys, the furries got God on their side.
BWAHAHAHA
Someone picking up their new bible and reading "thalt shall commit adultery."
"Ok if you insist"
I see you everywhere in metal videos
The fact that some people follow their religion completely blindly makes it a kinda scary typo
Interesting how everyone in this thread is connected to metal in a way
Anyways, good joke
As a Christian, I love seeing this more non chalont type of research. It's a great seeing everyone so calm and understanding and nice to each other in the comments. :)
Do you think the Bible is meant to be taken metaphorically and symbolically and not to be taken literally
@@theguyver4934 I think that a lot in the bible is meant to be taken as fact but also sometimes it could be metaphorically - it depends a lot on the specific passage
@@darcy3439 yea that's where it gets ugly
welcome to patience, feel free to tour the facility.
@@darcy3439 the problem is then it become subjective to decide which passages are literal and which are not. Even bible experts can't agree on the exegesis of certain passages, and with the amount of sects within Christianity, it's hard to find an authority which will agree on the exact meaning without being biased towards their sect's beliefs. That's why I always found Christianity in America especially as diverting from the original message. Nowadays you have certain churches doing mime acts during funerals with full on face paint and dancing, something which Jesus never said to do nor did. Paganism has infiltrated the original message of Jesus and corrupted it
Blessed are the cheesemakers...
This clearly refers to ANY manufacturer of dairy products...
it's a reference to a movie
Shut up big nose
@@jonathanlee6660 let's go and stone some dude!
For they make cheese
My favourites are the "Sin On Bible" (1716, Jeremiah 31:34 reads "sin on more" rather than "sin no more"), the "Lions Bible" (1804, 1 Kings 8:19 reads "thy son that shall come forth out of thy lions", rather than "loins") &, of course, the "Printers Bible" from 1612, in which Psalm 119:161 reads "Printers have persecuted me without a cause" rather than "Princes have persecuted me..." because the printers certainly have persecuted these texts! Hee hee hee...
What about the “Buggre Alle This” Bible, lol?
LMAO
the camel/needle line makes perfect sense as is, it’s saying that an impossible task is easier done than the rich being righteous
I would agree, but it is such a specific thing to use as a metaphor
@@Pingwn camel big, needle eye small
@@barney1942 connecting those two spastic things is kind of random, typically there is some connection, some context to the metaphor and not just a random example of something.
Granted there is an Aramaic phrase from the Jewish sages about passing an elephant through the hole of a niddle, which makes a bit more sense since if you want to use an animal that represents something big you are more likely to choose an elephant rather than a camel.
The point still stands - this is kind of very random example for something Impossible to do where it would have been easier to choose more intuitive examples of impossible tasks.
I don't think he was arguing whether or not the camel line was right or wrong
he just meant that a rope would have had better context in the metapor since we use string for needles, and a rope is an exaggerated form of the string
which still would have the same outcome as you stated which it's an impossible task easier than the rich being righteous
The needle was slang for an arch in Jerusalem that just barely fit a camel! So the camel had to be stripped of all of it’s baggage to pass through. So the meaning becomes “strip yourself of worldly things to enter the kingdom of God” :)
Okay, using rope instead of camel actually does sound like a much better metaphor.
It does sound like a better metaphor, but neither is particularly wrong in this case. I'm also agnostic because I grew up learning everything about christianity. If I'm wrong pls prove it with passages in the bible. or I'm not too familiar with the torrah or other abrahamic faiths, but I'd love to know more
@@RighteousBuns It doesn't really change the meaning of the phrase, but it makes a bit more sense. Although it could also be argued that "camel" makes for a more ridiculous, and therefore more impactful, image.
@@draugormr8957 The weird thing is there now exist needles that can fit a rope through them. Humanity is working on the one big enough to fit a camel but with 3D printers, a buttload of money, and far too much meme potential we will do it at some point. Modern technology making ancient analogy largely irrelevant is "I see your words and take it as a challenge!"
@@RighteousBuns if u need a push to officially consider urself a christian, look the miracle of the holy fire that happens every year in the church of the holy sepulchre, in Jerusalem
@@ibrahimnino_ seems fake, but it's a cool tradition
Awesome! New vid. Hochelaga is so consistent and such high quality- it’s a like before I even press play.
Yes for me too!
Yes his videos are so interesting I could watch him daily
Factss
Honestly same
pesants: "Bible errata"
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10/10
Bible Baits
Man it'll be funny if the likes of Mormon and JW actually started because of Bible Errata, but one can dream.
@@Azazantei i mean the truth is even more funny. The founder of the mormonn church found a ,,new bible‘‘ send by an angel in his backyard and then founded his own church after this ,,third testament‘‘.
"Thou shall not miss any hochelaga's videos"
This is something we can all agree to, right?
Lol
To be fair, his video are so well educated, so yeah.... i guess
Sorry, but it should be shalt. Whenever you use Thou with shall, shall becomes shalt, as does will, which becomes wilt.
So it should be, "thou shalt not miss any of hochelaga's videos".
@@ETN-bh1qb *TH-cam Errata*
5:05 I love how you imply that they were implying they had owl people, even though we all know it's a typo. It's just the nonchalant way you said it
Not knowing anything about the bible I would totally believe this (not coming from him) considering they have angles and giants and whatnot.
I love this channel and its biblical coverage so much, please do lots lots more i'll watch them all and make myself look smart on discord
😂😂😂
" the owl bible?" more like " you furries have been around a while I see."
Change your profile picture
@@tnl-warrior3218 ;’)
@@tnl-warrior3218 as if your demand has any value to them lol
This is all hilarious. Especially when this is also in the Bible (pre-copyright damnation copyright at Revelation 22:18): "I testify to everyone who hears the words of prophecy in this book: If anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book. And if anyone takes away from the words of this book of prophecy, God will take away his share in the tree of life and the holy city, which are described in this book."
The killer part is how wildly the Bible has been reinterpreted. No telling how much has been changed, even just in Revelations.
Jesus so many contradictions
Everyone: AMen!
What do you mean?
This joke of a book wasn’t added to the cannon until 400 AD lol and it was passed by one got on the terms that it couldn’t be used to teach doctrine🤦♂️
Love your content and it’s honestly made me more invested in my religión. I started looking at this channel for a school project in my theology class, but I’ve honestly learned a lot from these. And the way you make these videos seem very professional
Let’s e-a-t Grandma vs. Let’s eat, Grandma.
Punctuation saves lives.
Wow I literally had a conversation about the adultery passage last week right when you posted this amazing work thank you keep it up
love your channel man, I'm not even theologist of any sort but the way you present religious topics are highly interesting even to me
He's back so soon!
Hoch currently when your videos pop up in my sub feed, they get an instant click, even before i vheck what else has been uploaded that day. Keep it up!
Discovered this channel yesterday and watched every single video!
Thanks for the "not to scale" specification on the diagram. Because that was otherwise a very tiny camel or worse, a giant needle.
I appreciate the time that goes into these videos!
I feel so blessed I found this channel
I deem your channel: absolutely binge worthy
That tangent on the "camel through the eye of the needle" bit blew my mind. Amazing content.
Here in my country we have a popular saying that goes "Escreveu e não leu, o pau comeu", roughly translating to "Wrote and didn't read, be hit with a stick ( the second part meaning you're in trouble)". It never made so much sense to me.
Everyone be like "this is the absolute word" then have like several different editions with various changes/redactions.
Based
And depending on which branch of Christianity you can have somewhere between 66 and 82 books of biblical canon (plus the Mormon church add in The Book Of Mormon and I think another few texts).
Speaking of the Mormons, they believe that most versions of the Bible are full of mistakes- whatever made them think that.
It boasts a 99.5% accuracy to original texts outside of thought for thought texts like the NIV.
Please do more bible related stories! I’m very appreciative of your knowledge and references :)
Very nice, you finally raised the volume of your voice! I'm hoping someday we'll know why is your channel called "hochelaga" xD
Hochelaga is an Iroquoian term which is either a variation of the word osekare, meaning “beaver path,” or of the word osheaga, which translates as “big rapids.” Today, Hochelaga refers to islands at the confluence of the St. Lawrence and the Ottawa rivers, as well as various electoral and city districts.
Yeah.. I have no clue
@@jonathanlee6660 now this is the kind of clickbaity comment I appreciate
@@jonathanlee6660 So - if this youtuber follows "the beaver path", does it suggest that he is single and does a lot of, cough, nightclubbing?
As a kid, I had an NIV Bible with like 20 to 30 pages that were upside down. I wish I still had that Bible.
It’s awesome watching your channel blow up like this. Your videos are great.
Love your content. Really helpful in putting biblical text into perspective.
Loved this video! I was cracking up at the typos. Great work and looking forward to your next video.
This is the most underrated channel on TH-cam. Thank you for your incredibly informative videos.
bro you're one of my favourite youtubers ever. I'm so proud of you for making it to 200k, keep it up mate
the dude flat out "discharges" in front of God and angels, i have nothing but respect for him
I've heard God's name yelled out so many times during a discharge. I don't think it's a typo and it's just a homie being real
Here's one in the KJV. Remove the comma before "to day"
“And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.”
- Luke 23:43 (KJV)
So glad I stumbled upon your channel! I've been binge watching for 2 days now!😃
I love your content, it’s so polished and educational. Your voice is also so soothing!
Your videos are really amazing! I wish you could upload every day.🙂
Try saying “Biblical bloopers” quickly 10 times.
Ahahaha I only mananged to say it 3 times before it turned to bliplical boobers
Ez
Hashanah like a elder critiquing my rap interest. He calls it hippity hop bippity bop
@A water guy. Bibloocal Bloppers
@@ultorgaming7975 H e r e s y
Thank you for your lovely content! Have always loved analyzing the bible in religion studies at school. Although I am not religious myself, the bible is an intensely interesting collection of cultural pieces.
The cute "Goodbye" at the end always gets me ☺️
Nice video as always, can't wait for you to break the 1 Million :)!
Man, I’m so glad to discover your channel.
Literally said yesterday “yaaay almost time for another hochelaga episode”
I love your channel. so glad I found it!
6:32 that line had always stumped me, but your clarification makes more sense now!
Good stuff. Thoroughly enjoyed this.
7:11 That makes perfect sense. We *still* describe extremely difficult tasks as being "like pushing rope".
I have learned more from you than actually going into a church, your channel is great! Regards from El Salvador
You are very good. Thanks for enriching my day with knowledge.
i freaking love your channel. i’m an atheist, but i just find this stuff to be so interesting
That's cool that you are going out of your way to find out about all this, as an atheist. I'd definitely recommend reading the Bible for yourself though, and not just around it (if you haven't already). That way, you can come to *_your own_* conclusion. The King James Version is solid. All the best🙏🏾
Lol same even though I'm an atheist I like reading and learning about mythological and religious stuff because it feels like a very intricate and we'll written story
i actually didn't know if everyone that watched these videos was religious or nonreligious. i honestly assumed they were nonreligious. I'm agnostic. but i love learning about religion. I was raised mormon, but I left when I was 15 and now I'm almost 30.
Yeah it's like a really well written story with intricate details that are easily glossed over but can serve a really important purpose even though I'm an atheist too
@@jesseskd04 Then you can read the Roman Messiah...or how Christianity was formed by the Roman Emperor, Titus Favius, employing Josephus to "marry" the predictions of the OT to the man just crucified as the Messiah..It was to convince the rebellious Jews, that he was..The Jews would've had none of it, as their Messiah was going to be a Warrior, to take them away from under the Roman rulers..
hochelaga, what does your name mean and what does the "h" symbol represent?
It look likes Cyrillic letter
it’s the symbol of saturn
Hochelaga, I’d also really like to know why you picked this as your channel name! For those who don’t know, “Hochelaga” was the name of the Iroquoian 16th century village that stood on the site of present-day Montreal, Canada!
@@nbako it's also a neighborhood that still exists in Montreal lol. It's like naming your TH-cam channel "Brooklyn"
@@RedRobin007Gaming yes, didn’t bother mentioning it, but that’s true!
Thank You for this production!
All the thumbs up I've ever given to your videos have been well deserved. Thanks for the videos!
Nice, every time you post a new video I get instantly hyped!
Fascinating. All this time the camel thing always felt so weird to me. Now it all makes sense. Great video. Keep it up 👍
Hope your term is going as smoothly as possible!
I found a small typo in your video description, you've substituted robes for ropes, which is a pretty little bit of irony.
I really enjoyed this video. The content was very interesting in itself, but the way you presented it was great: good script and speaking voice; nice selection of visuals; great clarity of message with how you presented your typed examples. Very well done!
The way you say Biblical bloopers is satisfying haha
Damn, I'm early so happy to have found this channel
Hey I absolutely love your videos and was wondering if you could make a video on the different interpretations of hell
I think you are the only one of the channels I am subbed to that has not done the poll expoit
Thank you! As a Christian it irks me when people take the Bible word for word and literally.
Can't wait for this channel to blow up
I love your stuff! you should be proud my dude.
I love your bible related videos. Thank you so much please keep it up
You’re videos are high quality i love it
Great job as always my friend!
hey! I currently binge watching your channel as I’ve just discovered it. this video reminded me about the opening scene in Guy Ritchie’s Snatch, where a bunch of robbers dressed as hasidic jews were discussing wrong translation from biblical Hebrew, and how the word ‘Virgin’ was translated in the literal sense, leading to a literal virgin giving birth to a child. you probably won’t see this message, but I’m curious if this is a real thing.
ps: love the amount of research you’re doing for your vids!
(sori for bad ingles)
Just found this channel and Holy fuck is this some great content love the style, I can listen while at work or just sit and watch, keep it up, this channel will blow up more for sure.
This makes me think of that bit from Good Omens, where they go on about bad prints of the bible, ending with the 'Bugger All This For a Lark' Bible.
I am always excited for a Hochelaga Video! (I've been here for a while but changed my name.)
-_JakeMC
4:40 wait, what would "discharge" mean here?
Pretty sure it means "ejaculation" in this context
@@lehn93 Or the more likely yellow discharge
I thought it meant menstruation blood or something
Oh, i thought it was 💩 😝
you see the same word referring to women's menstruation but I've seen it about men as well... So probably menstruation and ejaculation
Each line the narrator was speaking had once reaseqrch behind. And I really appreciat that !!!
Another great video:) I love the new video ideas!
Beware of the "Owl-People", they are going to hoot at you!
Great video, waiting for more!
😂
Who?
@@shook_mug3786 the "Owl-People", that's a reference
@@intendum who
Intellectual owl: says whome ? Not who..
For the camel and the eye of the needle, I think the end meaning is the same. To become rich more often than not (overwhelmingly more often at that) means you have to give into the sins of greed, lust, and pride. The vast majority of the rich become rich off the suffering and extortion of others, so it would be about as easy to pass a rope or camel through the eye of a needle, as it would for them to get into heaven (which is to say, impossible).
Great videos! 👌 I hope there will be more!
loving your channel
A similar metaphor about the camel going into the eye of the needle is mentioned in the Quran (bible of muslims), ["Surely those who receive our revelations with denial and arrogance, the gates of heaven will not be opened for them, nor will they enter Paradise until (a camel) passes through the eye of a needle. This is how We reward the wicked. "] -Surah Al-A'raf Verse 40.
Here the word camel in Arabic can be pronounced in two ways according to scholars. First, as "Al-Jamal" meaning camel the animal while others pronounced it a little bit differently as "Al-Jommal" which in Arabic doesn't require the changing of letters, meaning the big ropes used aboard ships.
So I get asked a lot about why I’m not a Christian anymore and honestly it can be summed up to one single verse in Revelations 21:8 (KJV) “But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.”
This doesn’t sound like a god… this sounds like a very angry human who is basically trying to scare his subordinates into believing that if they simply lie, they will burn forever… this sounds very human to me, this doesn’t sound like a father talking to his children, this isn’t how a groom talks to his bride, this doesn’t sound like a Shepard talking to his sheep, this sounds like a sadistic priest who got tired of his friends getting laid.
Preach
So you think that murderers, liars, whoremongers should all enter heaven like all the good people?
Excellent video. The owl hybrids made me think of the abductions in Nome Alaska and fallen angels.
Glad to see a new video...keep it up
Hochelaga. What are your thoughts on the "jesus mysteries" by Peter Gandy? I read his 3 part series on the subject and took away a lot...would love to hear your take on it.
In regards to the eye of a needle story, don’t you essentially get the same message with either version, being that the thing in question has too much to enter/pass through and should rid themselves of excess?
And this wrapps up all the videos in this channel. Binge watched through all of them while lying sick due to covid
consistent quality content great job!
The publishers "lost their book printing license quickly after"... they probably hung for that!
Hey, just wanna correct a small mistake in the video. The Hebrew version of Joshua is pronounced "Yeshua", just like you said the name expect there is no "V" in his name.
Love your vids! Super interesting
Good stuff bro, keep em coming
WHY WON'T TH-cam SEND ME THE NOTIFICATION I CLICKED THE DAMN BELL!
I wait for your videos with more excitement than the excitement I feel when I'm waiting for a cake to come out of the oven. And that is a lot.
I love this channel, It has fascinating videos!
"You can trust everything you read on paper." Yes and the brilliance of Edgar Allen Poe once said "Believe nothing you hear, Nd only half of what you see."...seems Poe might have had a time machine to view the Internet lol
Thank you so much. I really enjoy your videos
As always, great video!
I recon when they say, “it is easier for a camel to go though the eye of the needle” (a sewing needle) ,they are implying that doing that impossible task would be easier then someone rich getting into heaven. As normally wealth has nothing to do with going to heaven. At least that how I take it.
Quick edit: I don’t think it’s meant to be taken literally and it could have been a figure speech back then.
6:37
In Croatia we have saying "pokušavaš provući slona kroz ušicu igle", translated to English: "you try to put elephant trough the eyes of a needle" when someone is trying something impossible
The reason why we chose elephant specifically is beacuse something as huge as elephant is compared to go trough something so tiny as the eyes of a needle
So that story with camel is not as obscure in my opinion
A camel is more striking however because of its humps I guess
I think my favorite of the examples discussed here is the Owl Bible.
Damn! I just found you channel), I'm obsessed!!