Survival Guide to the Biblical Apocalypse

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  • The Book of Revelation is undoubtably the strangest book in the whole Bible. An Apocalyptic vision containing earthquakes, plagues, and a few of multi-eyed 'Bible Accurate Angels' for good measure. The Biblical Apocalypse may be something you've heard of, but may not know what is supposed to take place. For example, where does the number 666 come from? and what is Armageddon?
    If you're looking to learn more about the biblical apocalypse, then you're in the right place. I have crafted together this handy introductory video taking a secular-minded overview of the Book of Revelation. Now, although I have entitled this video as a survival guide, actual survival tips may be lacking. That said, knowing what to expect may help in an actual apocalypse. Or not...
    After a bit of a pause in my upload schedule to finish of university work, I'm glad to say that I've graduated! Thank you all for your patience, more videos on the way. It's been a while and I have plenty of videos that I want to make. Welcome both current and new subscribers, now numbering at 290k!
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    Sources & Further Reading:
    Aune, David E. Word Biblical Commentary. Volume 52, Revelation / David E. Aune. Nashville: Thomas Nelson, 1997.
    Ford, and Ford, J. Massyngberde. Bible. N.T. Revelation. English. Ford. 1975. 1st ed. Garden City, N.Y: Doubleday, 1975.
    Book of Revelation - Wiki
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of...
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  • @BigBForBoss
    @BigBForBoss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9317

    Bible gameplay: Go to church, pray, etc
    *Bible lore:*

    • @gorillaguy5664
      @gorillaguy5664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

      As a Christian, I can confirm. There are some dark easter eggs in this game, ngl.

    • @jentoons5732
      @jentoons5732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      But ya didn’t have to cut me off-

    • @Doughyy736
      @Doughyy736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@jentoons5732 Mikalakenewamememewewanineteen

    • @skeleton-bullfrog
      @skeleton-bullfrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Well this will become the gameplay at some point 😳

    • @filipmilic7966
      @filipmilic7966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You need seal of God to survive this

  • @ignaciopena5605
    @ignaciopena5605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6094

    *How to survive the apocalypse*
    “that’s the neat part, you don’t”

    • @ilyangeliki
      @ilyangeliki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Lmao this^

    • @LizieToons
      @LizieToons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      AAAAH!!!! SPOILER!! NOOOOOO!!!

    • @jalen3590
      @jalen3590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😭😭😭

    • @Yomama2020q
      @Yomama2020q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Your pfp makes this comment funnier 😂😂

    • @ilyangeliki
      @ilyangeliki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@LizieToons ah yes spoilers, if you wanna see it in person you can? You might be able too tho

  • @tylerweston7981
    @tylerweston7981 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1373

    I think the problem is we take things too literally. "Eyes all over" doesnt necessarily mean actual biological eyes all around their body. It could also mean omnipresent.

    • @VSCNDED
      @VSCNDED 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

      100% I always thought “walking on water” meant treading the unconscious mind. They spoke in an entirely different language back then. + the Bible has been altered & rewritten a couple hundred times since then.

    • @1997giannis
      @1997giannis 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      this guy just doing mockery he doesn t take the book seriously only the saints can interprete it and not fully of course we can try to make our own conclusions we get something right i m an orthodox and i heard from an orthodox priest who talks about this stuff claiming that the 10 horns are the 10 bankers and i think he is righth

    • @izziethegreat9997
      @izziethegreat9997 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Idk sometimes you have to think that he can make anything. Just like how complex life is on this earth imagine how complex it is in heaven. Sometimes I think of spiders just having all those eyes and the tiny flies. It might just be possible.

    • @Comrade_Bread
      @Comrade_Bread 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@VSCNDED I get what you mean, and with many religions everyone tends to take it quite literally, but I find Christianity’s to be quite chill than other religions taking stuff seriously. About the Bible being rewritten, I concur as today you see it all the time, but a while back they uncovered the Dead Sea Scrolls, which we can use today to check the true reliability of the Bible, and compare it to more older versions. This stuff gets really like in depth and I don’t study the Bible much so I’m not the one to talk to about this lol, very interesting to talk about though since there’s a lot of possibilities when religions are like 2,000 to 3,000 years old.

    • @axidhaus
      @axidhaus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Eyes 👀 like cameras

  • @desdes1453
    @desdes1453 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +649

    I'm a Theologian and have to say: this was very well depicted and explained summary of the events of apocalypse in The Book of Revelation. Well done.

    • @izziethegreat9997
      @izziethegreat9997 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Eh

    • @johnvermassen
      @johnvermassen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am a historian & secularist but still, there are errors here.
      The Beast-from-the-Sea is obviously the Antichrist, while the Beast-coming-out-from-Earth is the ‘False Prophet.’
      This gets that wrong.
      The point is clearly that an ‘Anti-Trinity’ against the authentic Trinity:
      Real Treaty:
      1: God/Father [ OT continuity ]
      2: God/Son [ incarnate as Jesus ]
      3: God/Holy Spirit [ dove vibes ]
      Counterfeit Trinity:
      1: Satan [ OT continuity ]
      2. EvilJesus [ ‘indwelt’ v incarnate ]
      3. False Prophet

    • @NobodyHome.-.
      @NobodyHome.-. หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes❤

    • @mylesbarber3632
      @mylesbarber3632 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@izziethegreat9997I’d like to see you do better

  • @smattox
    @smattox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10511

    "How do you survive the apocalypse?"
    "You don't."
    "How do you die in the apocalypse?"
    "YOU DON'T."

    • @Capytalistbara_edits
      @Capytalistbara_edits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Lol

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Well, this demonstrates the Apocalypse is very far off - as in 2022 A.D., mortal humans have no Cure for Aging, and no Cure for Death. Biological humans die too easily ! So in the Apocalypse times - whatever 'they' are, they are no longer biological, mortal human beings, certainly not like us!

    • @achmaddaru9456
      @achmaddaru9456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      God : I pulled a little sneaky on ya

    • @LionBlyden
      @LionBlyden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      *roll credits

    • @DJBlestChopdBlestd
      @DJBlestChopdBlestd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😆😆😆

  • @stefanstojkovic1228
    @stefanstojkovic1228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26934

    Everybody gangsta until the second coming of Christ

    • @ManG1aze
      @ManG1aze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +578

      Good thing there was never a first lol

    • @percapita1239
      @percapita1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      ​@@ManG1aze Edit: Just one thing, i´m not your brother, not here anyway.

    • @percapita1239
      @percapita1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      What´s the point, OK my bad. Keep it up, do as you wish. Who am i to say how you all should be here. I´ll erase my wicked critique from above and peace.

    • @farrellouisp.7059
      @farrellouisp.7059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      He'll walk on water and turn it wine

    • @theholymountain4414
      @theholymountain4414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      He was a man I'm sure he came more than once.

  • @and65991
    @and65991 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +356

    Learning about revelation just now is honestly scary.

    • @1997giannis
      @1997giannis 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this guy is doing a mockery i ll tell you what you need to know about this book and how to not worship the beast an not take his mark i ll tell you mostly what i ve heard from saints and not only my own thoughts the 10 horns are the ten bankers the false prophet will be the last pope babylon is america and mostly hollywood but it s also the catholic church the mark of the beast will be somehing on our body and if we dont get it we will not be able to buy and sell it may be a vaccine or the vaccines are preparations for it

    • @sunshine69962
      @sunshine69962 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      do not be afraid, thats what God is for. Repent and begin your life friend.

    • @and65991
      @and65991 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thank you@@sunshine69962

    • @schmeichlbay122
      @schmeichlbay122 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No worries. It's about as real as lord of the rings

    • @1997giannis
      @1997giannis 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you will change your mind when you end up in hell but it will be too late then @@schmeichlbay122

  • @ianh1504
    @ianh1504 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +227

    I like how during the apocalypse with giant manticore locuts and dragons and earthquakes that shatter the whole world people are still worried about buying and selling things. Like after dodging demons and nightmare creatures now you have to deal with the self-checkout in walmart that isnt working because your beast code isnt scanning

    • @CringeVictim24
      @CringeVictim24 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lmao

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Makes sense to me. Can you imagine being locked out of the economy completely?

    • @ianh1504
      @ianh1504 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@catbatrat1760 how can an economy exist when the world has been shattered and the aforementioned nightmare beasts roam the earth searching for prey?

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ianh1504 That's... actually a really good point. I didn't think about it that way. ^^;

    • @MrJoshcc600
      @MrJoshcc600 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Imagine a Hollywood apocalypse movie everything is pretty much ended, but there's a functioning roving group/band and they will trade with you but only if you join them. It's been on screen in mad max, water world, even judge dredd where the surviving "clan" requires a allegiance of some type and a id to get in and live a somewhat normal life. Its totally plausible

  • @benedictjajo
    @benedictjajo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10135

    *7 trumpets starts playing*
    Humans: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @rodrigonoal
      @rodrigonoal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      A trumpet version of Megalovania just began into my mind

    • @ivanarcheous4731
      @ivanarcheous4731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Idk, I hear that annoying Tiktok dance music

    • @John_Doe742
      @John_Doe742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@ivanarcheous4731 oh no, oh no

    • @Reyvion
      @Reyvion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@John_Doe742 oh nononono no

    • @dr.destrukkto-stien9154
      @dr.destrukkto-stien9154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      shit shit...do I have enouph health packs?

  • @ChubbyChecker182
    @ChubbyChecker182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45061

    If I was God I would simply thank everybody for participating and then turn the sun off.

    • @scienceface8884
      @scienceface8884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2450

      And I beheld a blinding light from the heavens and a voice like thunder rang out such that every ear could hear. And the voice said "Alright, good work everyone! That's a pretty good sample size, I'm pretty sure one of you will make a good best friend. Um... I'm turning off the universe soon, but don't panic: I've been keeping your minds backed up on a separate plane of existence and I'll leave you running for another thousand years to be nice. No more babies, though, that's done. Alright, have fun you crazy kids! Goodnight!"
      And lo, in the years that followed not a single child was ever born again.

    • @asmithii84
      @asmithii84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

      Solar eclipse

    • @TuckerSP2011
      @TuckerSP2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @keithturner4939
      @keithturner4939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      😂 That so funny 👍🤣

    • @sogsniper2002
      @sogsniper2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Ahahaha love it

  • @aqua-mina
    @aqua-mina 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    As a child/teen, growing up, reading through the Bible, I had nightmares after attempting to read Revelations

    • @StayinTrue1500
      @StayinTrue1500 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Shit have you scared to sleep at night. Had me sleeping with the light on for a couple of days. Imagining dragons with 7 heads and shit as I try to sleep😂😂

    • @Mcperson823
      @Mcperson823 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      0:59

    • @mpgodjr
      @mpgodjr วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nightmares from a non horror book is crazy

  • @SilverBackCorner
    @SilverBackCorner 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    “Why are you always so tired during the day?!?”
    The shit I watch at 2AM:

  • @datswagnoscoper316
    @datswagnoscoper316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6487

    I love how Satan was like “I’m a dragon now lmao” then immediately gets curb stomped by Michael

    • @dfgdfbsdfvv832
      @dfgdfbsdfvv832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      st micheal is the commander in chief of Gods army, OFC he can curbstomp any demon

    • @johnholiday4622
      @johnholiday4622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      "I'm a dragon now" St Michael wants to know your location:

    • @JosefPiano
      @JosefPiano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I wanna see that fight animated bruh

    • @razebigchunges2850
      @razebigchunges2850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@JosefPiano there would be no point in animating it it would just be Michael stomping satan

    • @JosefPiano
      @JosefPiano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@razebigchunges2850 true, it'd only last five seconds

  • @ramonorozcojr.9008
    @ramonorozcojr.9008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7075

    When I was a kid I asked my mom about Revelations and 2012. To put me at ease, my mom said "Only God knows when the world is going to end"
    So everyday I would wake up and say to myself "the world will end today". Which meant if God was going to do it then, he couldn't anymore since he was not the *only* one who knew it would be that day.

    • @snifflesnop5824
      @snifflesnop5824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1483

      big brain

    • @TheRexhim
      @TheRexhim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +679

      I always did the same thing and thought myself slick

    • @opinionatortv6457
      @opinionatortv6457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +698

      Harvard wants to: *know your location*

    • @darthrange1
      @darthrange1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +642

      Good thing there is a difference between KNOWING and GUESSING. Either that or God is just waiting for that one day you sleep in, forget, and BOOM end of the world and it's all Billy's Fault.

    • @ramonorozcojr.9008
      @ramonorozcojr.9008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      @@darthrange1 lol yeah it was a childlike way of trying to find a loophole. I'm glad I got out of it though, because I feel like that last bit could have easily lead to some OCD type disorder.

  • @HanaLu795
    @HanaLu795 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +561

    Hey, man. I know I'm a little late to the party, but I wanted to clarify some things. First of all, great work! As a Christian, I thought this was a fairly clear summary of what the book of Revelation says. As you mentioned some of the text is meant to be taken figuratively and some of it is meant to be taken literally.
    Also, there are other aspects of the Biblical apocalypse that are not in the book of Revelation, but are in other prophetic books, such as Daniel and Isaiah, so this is not the absolute complete picture of what we Christians believe is to come. Also, when it comes to Biblical prophecies, they have a tendency to refer to multiple different time frames. For example, if a prophet talked about a king or an empire falling (not specific), then an event like it would likely happen in the prophet's lifetime and then a similar event would also occur after the prophet had died. It's an interesting phenomenon. So while, in a way, Nero could have been the "antichrist" equivalent in John's lifetime and some of these events happened during that time, but that was not the true apocalypse. (I'm sure you recognized this).
    Second, Revelation is not necessarily a one-to-one timeline of events. Some of the things are meant to represent events that have already happened (the dragon trying to eat the child of the woman crowned with twelve stars is meant to represent Jesus' death and resurrection (i think)). Others could be happening now and others will happen in the future and some of them may happen simultaneously. It's not the clearest book when it comes to timeline, but that just adds to the idea that only God knows the day and the hour.
    Three, (this one is unconsequential) I noticed that you said that the armies of the earth would come to fight each other at the valley of Megiddo, but the text actually says that they all join together to fight against the armies of God which is why we get the depiction of the blood flowing for something like 3 miles up to a horse bridle. This is interesting too becuase Napoleon Bonaparte once implied that the valley would have been the perfect place for the largest battle in history.
    Four (sorry i have a lot of points that I wanted to add), the book of Revelation is accredited to the Apostle John (the one who wrote the gospel of John).
    Five, I noticed that you said that scholars claimed that the book had been edited, which is likely not true. While the book has been copied, if it was included in the canon determined by the Council of Nicea then there were multiple different copies that had all said the exact same thing or similar enough things that they could determine what the original text actually said. That becomes a discussion of Canonicity and how the canon was determined. And I'm pretty sure that my comment is long enough as it is, but I'd be happy to explain if anyone is interested.

    • @alanstringer.
      @alanstringer. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Doin' the work. Love to see it :)

    • @hankdieselify
      @hankdieselify 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It’s all supposed to be taken figuratively as it is fiction!

    • @HanaLu795
      @HanaLu795 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      @hankdieselify That may be your view/opinion on the matter, but there are those of us who believe it will come to pass (as most other biblical prophesies have). Please be respectful of our views. You can disagree, but that does not mean that you are stating facts when you do disagree.

    • @Blossom_777
      @Blossom_777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@hankdieselifyJesus loves you turn to Christ.

    • @YahshuaMessiah777
      @YahshuaMessiah777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The beast with 7 heads and 10 horns coming up out of the waters, multi-headed means political, singular is religious (being the anti-christ which is Satan).
      7 dominions throughout the earth, 10 kings/world leaders, the waters are the people expecting to be raptured, for it will be as in the days of Noah, those who are taken abide under God's wrath.
      False messiah comes 1st in Rev. 12 Satan and the fallen angels will be cast to earth, he is the son of perdition (perdition means to be put to death, he is the only 1 who has already been judged).
      The harlot, the woman spoken of is that great city Babylon, babel=confusion (Satan is the author of confusion), God said "to come out of her.
      It's not until the son of perdition, after the 2nd woe, on the 7th trumpet is when Jesus returns, the Lord's Day (that 1000yr period, the day John was taken to, even past where were at now), when Jesus returns the dead will rise and we will all (meaning everyone to have ever lived) be in the spirit.
      Yeshua Messiah will reign here on in the new Heaven in the earth till the Great White Throne judgement, then Satan will be let loosed a little while because God is fair and everyone will have a chance and they will be tested by him and some will still even then choose to follow/worship Satan.
      God is that consuming, you don't burn in Hell forever and ever, your name is blotted out, no longer existing, period, all souls return to whenst they came.
      The mark of beast in the forehead are those without the seal of God in their foreheads (meaning the truth), the mark on their hand are those doing the work of the beast, not a tattoo of 666 or a computer chip implanted.
      The 1st beast received a deadly wound on 1 of it's heads, a disagreement via the supernatural entity being Satan when he is cast out of Heaven entirely will come to solve the problem (world peace), no nations to wage war against 1 another we/they will all be as 1, a 1 world rule, under Satan (the beast system).
      The religious beast who was out of the earth (dust/ made flesh) and cast to the earth, the anti-christ isn't a man, it's Satan (looks like a lamb, spake like a dragon).
      He exercises all the powers of the 1st beast (to take advantage, coming to make peace), and when the dragon healed the wound of the 1st beast, all worshipped it (trample like cattle).
      Churches will become the harlot and whore after her, and oh how so difficult it will be to speak/preach against peace/ the wound was by the sword and it is truth, for they/ the world will hate you/us for standing on God's Word till the end.
      Satan uses men, the churches will do the work for him, they'll think your preaching against Jesus, our Messiah to come.
      Amen.

  • @extradecaf8778
    @extradecaf8778 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +278

    I think it’s interesting how detailed John is in writing revelation. He’s so precise it really seems like by the way it written someone actually wrote down what they saw

    • @fairsaa7975
      @fairsaa7975 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Just like Harry Potter 😀

    • @floppypancakes9509
      @floppypancakes9509 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@fairsaa7975so edgy

    • @fairsaa7975
      @fairsaa7975 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@floppypancakes9509 How is it though? I'm just pointing out that people do that regularly? H.P Lovecraft described and imagined some truly confounding things, but it doesn't make them anymore real.

    • @TheShapeShifter20
      @TheShapeShifter20 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      that's what being a fiction author is like my friend

    • @DOC_951
      @DOC_951 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Orrrrr they made it up… like jk Rowling or George RR Martin and many other dense worlds

  • @duckfilms3662
    @duckfilms3662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8138

    The fact that John refers to the things around the throne as "living creatures" implies that he literly recognizes basically NOTHING about them other than that they are alive.

    • @10pitate
      @10pitate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Yeah, we too arent we?

    • @duckfilms3662
      @duckfilms3662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@jonathanhauhnar8434 I know that lol. Just from his POV.
      EDIT: Also isn't Ezekiel's cannon status debatable?

    • @belldrop7365
      @belldrop7365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +524

      Nah, he recognized the animal parts, wheels and eyes. The rest are probably tentacles, but john has never seen tentacles before.
      Oh and the wings.

    • @duckfilms3662
      @duckfilms3662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      @@belldrop7365 He may have just used the closest comparison he could think of.

    • @sionnachdensolas9787
      @sionnachdensolas9787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      @@belldrop7365 If john saw tentacles he would know what they are. He was greek, and if John is a pseudonym then his wtiters were likely Mediterranean anyways and lived close enough to the sea that they would know what an octopus or squid looks like.

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23384

    The Bible states clearly that only God Himself knows when the End will happen. So idk why some Christians especially keep thinking they can predict when it will happen. Lol.

    • @Rotisiv
      @Rotisiv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1875

      Exactly! We have that in Islam also! Only Allah (God in Arabic) knows when the Hour will come!

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

      JW are specially guilty of this, they derived from a protestant group who was always making guesses about the date of Christ's return... then they changed it into not a physical return, but a "presence"... religions have generally more retcons than expected.
      But to be fair, many christian religions doesn't believe in dates, as a kid, I believed in a very oppressive christian religion (7th Day Adventists) and they always made it clear: not even the angels know when this is going to happen, that's why they are "always ready" (in theory).

    • @-_Alyssia_-
      @-_Alyssia_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +782

      @@MrlspPrt well JW is a cult so yeah they just make up shit as they go along

    • @-_Alyssia_-
      @-_Alyssia_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@MrlspPrt well JW is a cult so yeah they just make up shit as they go along

    • @Simultaneousflesh
      @Simultaneousflesh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      But then (unless all jewish lineage prophets are all hoaxes) chosen men of god all claimed "they heard him talk to them" .... so ....
      It could be argued from the beginning not to trust any man who claimed to know something so high/mystical.
      Why believe him & him alone? Of course people did not understand most of the world. So it perhaps was obviously very easy to believe someone on such a strange perception. Dreams "meant" things. Even though scientifically dream DO that does not prove "prophets" or any religious chosen correct. Because if one can make error. (Like all humans can.) How can we be right or correct?
      The only way to prove god to me. And make me believe (not follow- just acknowledge god is real) is if god itself reveals itself to the physical tangible very real-5sensed world I live in.
      By the rules of the bible I would be going to hell mostly anyway unless God gives us another chance. Which I feel trapped in the dichotomy of a place of burning and a place of holy endentured servile zealous slavery.
      I think i'll choose Hell.

  • @Pook-xr6dy
    @Pook-xr6dy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    I think the idea that the stars falling to earth being angels and then that correlating with heaven being quiet is cool

  • @DeadeyeDaily
    @DeadeyeDaily 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    My parents used to talk about all this when I was a kid, which had two effects: It freaked my th f out, and didn't have any positive effects on my life or behavior at all. To quote a famous carpenter, "I have not given you the spirit of fear..." My two cents: Be kind, just keep living your best life, and things will go as well as they can go in a world of seeming chaos and constant unknowns.

    • @smokeytot7o840
      @smokeytot7o840 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks,that helped me

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Your two cents is the book of Ecclesiastes

  • @SomeGuyOnYT
    @SomeGuyOnYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4148

    Humans: “finally we survived the horse guys, earth quakes, volcanos, eternal darkness, and falling stars glad that’s over-“
    7 angels with trumpets: “I’m going do what’s call a pro angel move”

    • @riveratrackrunner
      @riveratrackrunner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Thatsblast trumpeter tho:/

    • @kloa4219
      @kloa4219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      It's likely not a trumpet. Like Ezekiel, they could be describing a very alien/non-human thing in human terms.
      You know how we talk about black holes even though they aren't literal holes, but areas with strong gravity? That's probably the same way with trumpets.

    • @MrWilliam768
      @MrWilliam768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @michagabo8819
      @michagabo8819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      When things were at their very worst:
      2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
      Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
      Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
      After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
      Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
      - will seem to rise from the dead
      - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
      One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
      Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
      "The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now"
      Tuesday, 20 March 2012
      The Book of Truth

    • @SomeGuyOnYT
      @SomeGuyOnYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@michagabo8819 correct me if I’m wrong but the Pope isn’t a magical goat
      And he’s also pro Christ?

  • @goreface7495
    @goreface7495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9203

    “There was silence in heaven for atleast half an hour.”
    this sentence is so cool

    • @vices8019
      @vices8019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      ngl it was pretty epic and dramatic. might steal it

    • @abbyrration
      @abbyrration 2 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      since a day in the heaven equals to a thousand to earth, it is believed that this "silence for half an hour" was actually the end of world war 1 leading up to the start of world war 2 which is in a span of 25-27 years.

    • @murn3229
      @murn3229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@abbyrration reaching

    • @T0shi_0
      @T0shi_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      @@abbyrration First of all scripture says 1000 years is LIKE 1 day for God so therefore it’s a figure of speech, not exactly 1000 years. Second of all, with basic math the difference between ww1 and ww2 is 21 years

    • @ouraniasakellariou113
      @ouraniasakellariou113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Or thirty years if we are on earth allow for time difference!

  • @jaed1n62
    @jaed1n62 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    whenever my mom preaches about the world ending, i rewatch this video and it makes me feel better. thank you

  • @sphyroheat6967
    @sphyroheat6967 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    Even as an athiest, I still read the bible. I swear bro, its the coolest book you'll ever read

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Reading the bible is fine, so long as you don't think it's god's actual word and worship it.
      at the end of the day... IT'S A BOOK

    • @rensptr4008
      @rensptr4008 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      ​@@martinkulizayeah whatever

    • @pedroribeiro7334
      @pedroribeiro7334 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@martinkulizawhat? It is God word lol. Bible itself...not the religion built around it...but in the bible u have God word lol

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pedroribeiro7334
      NO you don't
      IN THE BIBLE........... is not actually God's word
      I have researched this.
      You can as well, it's not hard
      Here is what you do
      1. Get the bible that you have an identify the version of bible you have
      (let's say you have KJV)
      2. Google who has the publishing rights to the KJV (that will be your publisher)
      3. IMPORTANT POINT TO REALIZE.
      the publisher is the one that MADE YOUR BIBLE, that wrote all the words in it , that put it all together.
      THEY ARE THE SOURCE THAT CREATED YOUR BIBLE
      Now, if your argument is....
      But if you go back far enough the bible is god's word
      IT'S IRRELEVANT, Because YOU... ARE NOT READING THAT BIBLE
      the one YOU CHOSE is the KJV (or , whatever you have)
      so.. You call the publisher
      YOU ASK THEM
      "is this your book that you created"
      they will say YES IT IS
      then you ask
      "I would please like to know honestly and directly, IS THIS BIBLE ACTUALLY AND LITERALLY TEH WORD OF GOD"
      They are going to tell you
      NO IT'S NOT
      YOU KNOW NEED TO BE PREPARED TO ACCEPT THAT INFORMATION
      But, as a fact
      the bible does not contain god's words unfortunately
      AND YOU CAN PROVE IT WITH 1 PHONE CALL
      You don't need me for this

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@pedroribeiro7334
      Now after you learn it's not god's word
      HERE IS WHAT IS IMPORTANT
      if you want to be a christian
      1. You don't need the bible
      2. You can still pray to god
      3. You can still pray to christ
      NOTHING CHANGES
      However... UNDERSTAND..
      if you continue to follow a book that is not his word... YOU WILL GO TO HELL,
      God's words, not mine
      This is why you confirm it for yourself.
      So again...
      the one that created the book is going to tell you TRUTHFULLY it's not his word
      You need to figure out how you're going to take it
      but yeh...IT'S NOT HIS WORD MATE
      that's a fact

  • @kaysav9006
    @kaysav9006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3530

    “These aren’t regular giant locusts, they’re the book of revelation giant locusts”

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Same ones that terrorized Egypt during the time of Moses!!!

    • @muzankibutsuji7377
      @muzankibutsuji7377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@hackman669
      No they were normal loctuses but these details are different....they ate the crops to cause famine to convince Egyptian king to let the Isralits go but no to kill humans like the ones in revalation.

    • @sameerkerketta9587
      @sameerkerketta9587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There were no helicopters then so to make them understand they use the nearest term

    • @Dragonflywins
      @Dragonflywins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The locusts mean that whatever it is that destroys us is going to be man made

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dragonfly wins That's bullshit.

  • @silencewench7284
    @silencewench7284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8730

    As a Christian, God actually seems a lot more “cool” when his servants are *Multi-eyed sentient 5d wheels*

    • @misery_shun
      @misery_shun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +801

      Here's one better - angels actually have reality warping abilities, that's why demons are actually virgins and angels being chads

    • @jonathanl5567
      @jonathanl5567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +532

      The Bible is a collection of psychedelic trip reports

    • @silencewench7284
      @silencewench7284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      @@jonathanl5567It’s cool to know Im essentially worshipping the equivalent of Azeroth from the chuthulu mythos but he is actually a pretty chill dude.

    • @JIMT412
      @JIMT412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@misery_shun So is universal changing moral afinitty afftects your abilities and states.

    • @dited358
      @dited358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@jonathanl5567 There's no evidence for that, but hey ignorance is bliss ig.

  • @Lydiumm
    @Lydiumm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    Atheist here, but my family is heavily religious. Never been big on god and religion but I really do like learning about the stories in the bible, some of them are just so brutally cool and they’ve got some pretty interesting lore cooking in the bible tbh

    • @fearnotpeasant1854
      @fearnotpeasant1854 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      just read all of it ydk maybe you'll realize sum

    • @Lydiumm
      @Lydiumm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @fearnotpeasant1854 Reading your other comments, I feel this is an insult. But thank you for the suggestion anyways!

    • @QrackedQuinton
      @QrackedQuinton 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      It’s interesting because the truth is fascinating

    • @Lydiumm
      @Lydiumm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@QrackedQuinton 💀

    • @picklesthechicken7216
      @picklesthechicken7216 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@QrackedQuintonfr evolution is really cool

  • @AverageRiverOtter-gm4zh
    @AverageRiverOtter-gm4zh หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Came back to watch this masterpiece of a documentary for the fourth time, keep the good work up ❤👍

  • @samuel-mx3oq
    @samuel-mx3oq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28110

    i was raised in church, and one thing i realized that you can’t disagree with is that the bible lore is epic

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2032

      bible lore is fucking pog ngl

    • @biffbroham
      @biffbroham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2901

      exactly. Real or not it doesn’t matter. Believe it or not it doesn’t matter. Hate it or love it, doesn’t matter. Regardless, this shit is DEEP and very detailed and has a loooottt of history. THAT you can’t argue

    • @davidecamurani7389
      @davidecamurani7389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

      It's time for the Vatican to create a team of badass monks to fix some of the biggest plot holes in the lore. Can't wait for a Bible Cinematic Universe.

    • @gokusamm
      @gokusamm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +623

      @@davidecamurani7389 there are no plotholes in the bible, any and all "plotholes" are just a matter of perspective. The bible was written over thousands of years, not only that they had different perspectives

    • @pamnob2259
      @pamnob2259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      @@projectkepleren prophecies are being completed.Jesus is coming and the end is gonna come

  • @ezekielnitz5093
    @ezekielnitz5093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4549

    I like how God doesn’t flood the earth, just to keep his promise

    • @DamZ1428
      @DamZ1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +632

      "I thought you said no more floods !"
      God : Jeez, that's just several massive earthquakes ! Calm down.
      "But earthquakes cause tsunami who will flood the land !"
      God : Will you ever stop nitpicking me damn'it ?

    • @u.s.citizen9933
      @u.s.citizen9933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      God holds his word, what can we say. Besides, he's got a ridiculous amount of tools at his disposal to end us other ways if he wanted to.

    • @Prodmullefc
      @Prodmullefc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      And people say the God of the Old Testament was a deity of wrath

    • @ChadeshIsrael
      @ChadeshIsrael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@DamZ1428 earthquakes arent floods….. you a whole clown

    • @DamZ1428
      @DamZ1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@ChadeshIsrael Yeah, good thing I didn't say they were then, Ringmaster

  • @fulanderson
    @fulanderson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    14:00 as soon as the instrumental started, I knew it was Shine On You Crazy Diamond. A beautiful version too

    • @Z01nkScoobs
      @Z01nkScoobs 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Its not necessarily Shine On. Its a different track made from a royalty free music maker whose listed in description but I can’t blame you for thinking it is Shine On. It’s basically the same melody and ambient synth so the guy probably just copied that and took away the parts of the synth melody and made it drone on

  • @Gios_RNG
    @Gios_RNG 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    "Depart from me, i never knew you"

    • @henryjohnson-ville3834
      @henryjohnson-ville3834 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Seven scariest words Jesus can say to you. 😬😬

  • @trascendentalsunset
    @trascendentalsunset 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2246

    Everybody is a gangsta until the 7 angels appear with the 7 doom vuvuzelas.

  • @maxman3318
    @maxman3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40107

    Basically a detailed narration of how our parents and grandparents got to school back in the day

    • @deekmjones4463
      @deekmjones4463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1340

      Uphill both ways... Barefoot in the snow!

    • @sfw.N0E1
      @sfw.N0E1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +771

      Na, this is way too easy for our parents.

    • @Mr713mexican
      @Mr713mexican 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Mexicans will understand this….and Kenya Moore fans

    • @thelordnaevis4946
      @thelordnaevis4946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      My Filipino grandparents took advantage of being born in provinces, they said they had to swim from their province (which is on different islands) to their school so that’s how they ended up here (in Manila, the capital city)

    • @jorunisntreal
      @jorunisntreal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Everybody gangsta till saitama appears out of nowhere and destroys humanity.

  • @user-kp3ez6gb7w
    @user-kp3ez6gb7w 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Now I’m not Christian at all, but biblical history absolutely fascinates me.. Can we just appreciate how cool medieval revelation art is.

    • @johnwick-nd8tf
      @johnwick-nd8tf 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Why not become one it is true this will happen wouldn’t you like to live in heaven

    • @Histerhull
      @Histerhull 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@johnwick-nd8tf he has his choice, religion ain’t for everyone

    • @keatonbanta
      @keatonbanta 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Did you copy and combine two comments? Why?

    • @CringeVictim24
      @CringeVictim24 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Histerhull2024 years ago, Jesus opposed the religious who persecuted and destroyed him.
      He didn't came to teach religion, but a lifestyle. People who claim this have never read a bible, but once you get to know the true character of Jesus, life changes.
      Well, you said it. God gave us free will, to choose life or death.

    • @Histerhull
      @Histerhull 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@CringeVictim24 cheese burger

  • @Thatrandomdude98967
    @Thatrandomdude98967 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    i love how there is a survival guide for anything, even bibilical apocalypses

  • @Veed.l0
    @Veed.l0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5669

    I like how you repeatedly use the parchment picture of John, who's understandably looking perpetually freaked out.

    • @freespirit5719
      @freespirit5719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Hahaha!!! Now every time it pops up I’m DEAD 🤣

    • @yorusuyasoul69420
      @yorusuyasoul69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Ofc I would shattered in fear also if I saw dude with lamps floating in the sky

    • @SandiaOfficial
      @SandiaOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      If nobody knows what John you are you probably would be scared like that too

    • @25usd94
      @25usd94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@freespirit5719 "I've seen some shit."

    • @MrCarameloso
      @MrCarameloso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.

  • @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur
    @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3824

    Dang dude, I'm no Christian but the character design is crazy

    • @Babyteef
      @Babyteef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +600

      Im christian and especially when it comes to accurate angels, its dope asf, like damn bro God is a good writer

    • @philswift8793
      @philswift8793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      The bible ain't bout that weak shit

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      100th like

    • @elijahlawson4365
      @elijahlawson4365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @3.142 like cestial tolkien or something

    • @AishiCheemo
      @AishiCheemo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @3.142 That's epic and sad.

  • @One-very-fine-chinaman
    @One-very-fine-chinaman หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Really interesting video!! I love these things, learning about history through the Bible is extra interesting because you have to weed through all the symbolism. Great stuff my friend, I hate that I found it late in the game but love that I found your channel, definitely doing some binge watching tonight! Congrats on graduating!!

  • @dr.autismgod3538
    @dr.autismgod3538 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    The only guide you need is to believe in Jesus and faith that he will save you.

    • @mondoseguendo6113
      @mondoseguendo6113 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      So basically we’re screwed 😂😂😂

    • @dr.autismgod3538
      @dr.autismgod3538 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@mondoseguendo6113 Do not mock the grace of Jesus Christ.

    • @henryjohnson-ville3834
      @henryjohnson-ville3834 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mondoseguendo6113 Yeah. God gave us the freedom of choice. Either accept him or deny him. Pick.

  • @cockatoosrus9057
    @cockatoosrus9057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4056

    John didn't speak for days after experiencing that vision, I cannot even imagine how scared and shocked he would've been.

    • @ohmanyourecool1
      @ohmanyourecool1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Because John is a badass

    • @hedoingitsideways
      @hedoingitsideways 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@Mrpersonman0 Those were ancient times, even today with such technological advancements people believe in these myths lol

    • @VeteranVandal
      @VeteranVandal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      That was a bad trip son.

    • @overcookedcooki5285
      @overcookedcooki5285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      wait, how do you know?

    • @shamanschlong
      @shamanschlong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@overcookedcooki5285 You didn't see him ?

  • @XDarkEcho
    @XDarkEcho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2794

    "People will be unable to die, during this time, no matter how much they want to." Well, that's every Millennial's nightmare right there.

    • @bruh____784
      @bruh____784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Only whites get skin cancer your username lmao

    • @bruh____784
      @bruh____784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Only whites get skin cancer dude, I was just laughing about it lmfao, chill

    • @bruh____784
      @bruh____784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Only whites get skin cancer people truly are egoistic and snowflakes today ngl

    • @weaningbleaming6686
      @weaningbleaming6686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @The Government just join Buzzfeed or sign up for Twitter, man, you can be racist to white ppl anytime you want np

    • @weaningbleaming6686
      @weaningbleaming6686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @The Government thanks man. Hardly anyone ever said that

  • @MrJoshcc600
    @MrJoshcc600 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Its nice to get a video like this from a non biased perspective, just pure gold lieral information.
    I was raised Christian. I recently decided it's all fairy tales, I was on the fence for about 10 years.

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2658

    God in the Flood myth: "I will never again destroy the earth..."
    Humans: Yay!
    "...with water. I'm going to have to get more creative next time."

    • @lordqwertythepyromancer3458
      @lordqwertythepyromancer3458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      I'm Christian, I've been in church my whole life
      And ive never realised that before.
      Now i see yet another reason why a lot of people think God is cruel and sadistic, even if that's not the case

    • @azeamonero9886
      @azeamonero9886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@lordqwertythepyromancer3458 I’d still argue he was cruel and sadistic if he were real.

    • @Dungeonsynth
      @Dungeonsynth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      The greatest trick the devil pulled….. people have no clue about the elite pedo’s , psycho’s , child sacrifices , human harvesting , etc. Mark of the beast will be the final trick.
      When the noah flood happend people worshipped the god mollech, the god of child sacrifice.

    • @clintonj6136
      @clintonj6136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Dungeonsynth I doubt every single person was bad.

    • @themajesticstick5262
      @themajesticstick5262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@lordqwertythepyromancer3458 Those people were extremely wicked. Also had Nephilem DNA. They were also warned by Noah for a long time.

  • @swickens930
    @swickens930 ปีที่แล้ว +3475

    Honestly the Seventh scroll is the scariest to me lol. Angels who sing for eternity stop during this time of apocalypse. That's like the most eery moment of silence ever

    • @corgigod5482
      @corgigod5482 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      I honestly think it might be a moment of hesitation as if even the great powerful angels pause to witness the wrath of God

    • @swickens930
      @swickens930 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      @@corgigod5482 right exactly, which is pretty fucking terrifying lol. That would definitely freak me out if I was already in heaven

    • @useHandleAccount
      @useHandleAccount ปีที่แล้ว +175

      From what I learn is that great silence in Heaven is because there is no one around. That silence is because Jesus and the whole Heaven is coming to the Earth for Hi's Second Coming. You know those pictures you see on google with the scene? I think it's extremely underestimated. If the bible says that the whole Heaven will be silent and if the interpretation says that the whole angels will come on Earth then the whole sky from north to east and west to east it's gonna be lit like it would be daylight. A very bright day.

    • @onlinewerewolf3650
      @onlinewerewolf3650 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Jesus will separate people belonging to him, then everything will go rampage.

    • @twigwick
      @twigwick ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +

  • @markleshchenko733
    @markleshchenko733 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Somehow I expected to get some instructions on how to survive that apocalypse, but this video was also very helpful

  • @yoshie8706
    @yoshie8706 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm 2 years late, but congratulations on your major accomplishment!!! Fantastic video!

  • @subday5811
    @subday5811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3103

    "you guys won't believe me, but... so.. there was this dude with a sword in his mouth -"
    the guys: "Haha, classic John lmao"

    • @edvinparmeza1298
      @edvinparmeza1298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "I told you John don't take that ganja those Bible guys offered you, it's very strong and you wont be able to control yourself, but you didn't listen....ma boi is talking crazy shit now"

    • @zircontopic7040
      @zircontopic7040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yo the likes are on 666

    • @Jack115.
      @Jack115. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reubenaringo8513 enlightenment in the ER? lol

    • @Jack115.
      @Jack115. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@reubenaringo8513 John found enlightenment after surviving a boiling pot torture and working in slave mines as an old man

    • @devwave1919
      @devwave1919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why does John look like he's trying to defend but got dribbled past tho

  • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
    @Ludwig_Perpenhente 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2067

    Oh No! This would be TERRIBLE for the economy!

  • @cscopper1633
    @cscopper1633 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This video has now inspired me to read my bible more often, thank you hochelaga! Definity subscribing now!

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why ? it's not god's word in the first place
      and god says not to follow a word other than his own
      Ohh.. and if you think i'm talking out of my arse.
      NO.. I'm not
      You can verify this........
      You call your publisher of the bible that you have and ask
      "is this bible literally god's word"
      THEY (The one's that created your bible) will acknowledge... NO IT'S NOT
      and let's be even more clear, so we don't need to argue
      - i'm happy to accept that a translation is still god's word, if it was copied from god's original word
      and directly translated as best as possible to the new language
      - if god didn't put the words in the bible himself but told (let's say ) John or Moses directly to write it down, I'm happy to accept that as god's literal word
      BUT NONE OF THAT HAPPENED
      WHAT YOU ARE READING IS....
      a Human Publishing company decides to make a book that sells
      so they get together and decide what's going to go into it,
      and they print it and sell it
      AT NO POINT WAS GOD INVOLVED, NOR DID THEY COPY FROM GOD'S WORD WHAT IS IN THEIR BOOK
      Call them and ask them , You'll see
      its' easy to find if the bible is god's word or not

    • @michaelgibson3240
      @michaelgibson3240 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@martinkuliza Why go through all this trouble just to try to disprove someone elses faith? Anyone who has a true relationship with Jesus knows that nothing u said is true or matters, it's pointless.

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@michaelgibson3240
      hey mate
      1. RE THIS
      "Why go through all this trouble"
      This was not trouble , You said "ALL" this trouble.
      there is no "ALL" this was just a comment
      2. RE THIS
      " just to try to disprove someone elses faith?"
      Let me be clear on this
      I AM NOT TRYING TO DISPROVE ANYONE'S FAITH
      You need to re read my comment
      Where did i say i was intending to disprove someone's faith ?
      WHAT I SAID WAS....
      The bible is not god's word
      The bible is not the faith
      Christianity is the faith
      Let me expand on this later
      3. RE THIS
      "Anyone who has a true relationship with Jesus knows that nothing u said is true or matters, it's pointless."
      AND... THAT IS A REALLY DUMB COMMENT
      1. No one has a TRUE relationship with christ.
      anyone that did, IS DEAD
      Of course i mean this literally, and of course you are speaking figuratively AND THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE ISN'T IT
      2. it's also a stupid comment because I GAVE FACTS, Facts that you can verify.
      and without checking it you said (Basically what a person who is pissed off and not thinking would say)
      YOU'RE WRONG
      I DON'T CARE
      AND NOTHING YOU SAY MATTERS
      AND ANYTHING THAT YOU SAY IS POINTLESS
      Stupid people say stuff like that
      Can you understand that ?
      what you said really is dumb, You should consider changing it

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@michaelgibson3240
      sorry , accidentally hit the reply button too early..
      continued
      NOW LET'S BACK UP A BIT
      Why am i trying to change people's faith
      I'M NOT
      anyone who has true faith... etc etc
      BUT THEY DON'T
      if they read the bible, THEY DO NOT HAVE TRUE FAITH
      Because if a person reads a word that is not god's word, THAT IS LITERALLY BY DEFINITION A FALSE FAITH
      Now, if you say to that point
      - we are not listening
      - you aer wrong martin
      - your words don't matter
      - they are pointless
      Then.. Consider yourself stupid and arrogant
      Because...
      To not listen is arrogance
      I'm not wrong , because it logically follows that if what you are reading is NOT god's word then you can't call your faith a true faith,
      My words do matter, Your words matter, everyone's words matter, to say they don't is arrogance
      now let me merge this with POINTLESS
      so.. if you read a false word
      DOES IT NOT MATTER THAT YOU'LL END UP IN HELL
      IS IT POINTLESS TO TRY TO NOT END UP IN HELL
      so you see my words to matter and they do have a point
      I'm not trying to change anyone
      I'M TRYING TO EDUCATE YOU ALL
      here is what the O.P. originally said
      "This video has now inspired me to read my bible more often, thank you hochelaga! Definity subscribing now!"
      Ok, that's great, but let's understand a few things
      1. THIS VIDEO IS COMPLETE AND UTTER DOGSHIT
      the O.P. Considers this video INPSIRATION
      I would say that the O.P. needs to look for inspiration elsewhere as they have very low standards.
      let's put this in perspective
      the video is a SURVIVAL GUIDE TO DOOMSDAY
      1. Seriously ??? "Survival Guide"
      BY IT'S DEFINITION, NO ONE WILL SURVIVE, hence the word "DOOM "
      that's kinda the point
      2. DOOMSDAY is a manmade word, Usually spoken by idiots
      and, this is where the O,.P. Derived Inspiration
      PERHAPS IT'D BE SMARTER FOR THE O.P. TO DERIVE INSPIRATION FROM INTELLIGENT PEOPLE
      INSTEAD OF COMPLETE IDIOTS OR CON ARTISTS
      Again, to be clear
      No one is trying to change anyone's faith
      I'm just saying, don't listen to con artists
      also, the bible isn't god's word
      but that doesn't mean that i'm saying Leave god
      I'M SAYING LEAVE THE BIBLE
      By all means , if you want, still follow god
      as for direction..... ASK HIM DIRECTLY WHAT HE WANTS
      But 2 things that are certain
      1. The bible is not his word
      2. Religion is a disgusting unholy thing
      and both should be avoided
      Beyond that, i respect whatever you want to believe
      JUST UNDERSTAND.....
      THERE IS BELEIVING IN SOMETHING
      AND THERE IS...
      BEING A COMPLETE IDIOT
      does that make sense
      but, no, i'm not trying to change anyone
      if anything, I'm saying
      IF YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN, YOU SHOULD HEAR THIS.
      and how is that any different from a message like
      DOOMSDAY SURVIVAL GUIDE
      the difference is,
      You choose to listen to one adn not the other
      the irony is, You chose the wrong one to listen to
      MAKE SENSE ?

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@michaelgibson3240
      In summary...
      did you think i was some atheist that hates you and the O,.P. and wants to turn you away from god ?
      and therefore you defenses go up and you reject anything that i want to say
      1, Your defenses should never go up,
      YOU SHOULD THINK
      2. You should never reject or block what a person says
      YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT AND EVALUATE IT
      but the sign that you have ignorantly blocked it out is...
      NOTHING you say matters
      (even before you know what i'm going to say )
      So can you see where you went wrong ?

  • @JeriDro
    @JeriDro 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    the fact you mentioned Gematria shows you truly know what's up

  • @Krazzy88
    @Krazzy88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3112

    I've watched a lot of horror movies and read a lot of horror stories. None of them scared me or gave me chills. But the Book of Revelation, that thing scared the shit outta me.

    • @ayyebchilds4307
      @ayyebchilds4307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Amen brother

    • @kennymichaelalanya7134
      @kennymichaelalanya7134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I keep coming back to this chapter. I'm obsessed with it

    • @user-kx5ly8rc5n
      @user-kx5ly8rc5n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Maybe in your soul you know this is legit vs the made up horror stories for entertainment

    • @ftft7028
      @ftft7028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Amen fr

    • @cello_thomaz1557
      @cello_thomaz1557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@user-kx5ly8rc5n Jewish directors or directors in Hollywood often gives the editors a script to make horror angels az demons (space invasion movies, or that angel movie fighting against other so called demon angels to protect some baby) so pretty much Hollywood knows about the bible more than actual people to a point they know the doom is coming so they trick as much people as they can. But at the end of day God is laughing because they think they're smarter than the creator.

  • @aimlesspassions1157
    @aimlesspassions1157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    Nero’s Neck Beard is the most Evil thing about him!

    • @itstoughtobehumaninaworldv1872
      @itstoughtobehumaninaworldv1872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Julius Caesar is Rome's Chad
      Nero was the Soyjack

    • @panama2468
      @panama2468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@itstoughtobehumaninaworldv1872 fax

    • @NayrAnur
      @NayrAnur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I bet Nero was a frequent user of Reddit.

    • @stevenlindsey2056
      @stevenlindsey2056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The neck beard was who was in charge. In the end much of it was destroyed. The surviving remnant became Hitler's moustache.

    • @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod
      @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The original Discord mod.

  • @AgnosticPenguin
    @AgnosticPenguin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love your videos! Very interesting and entertaining!

  • @tagaway6173
    @tagaway6173 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Excellent video!! Subscribed!
    Congratulations on Graduating 🥳👏🏼

  • @hooleephucingsheet2468
    @hooleephucingsheet2468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4718

    Can we just appreciate how cool medieval revelation art is

    • @David-iv6je
      @David-iv6je 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      "Cool" as in "bat shit crazy"?

    • @NhungTran-fj7wc
      @NhungTran-fj7wc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@David-iv6je A little of both

    • @awfulaimlol
      @awfulaimlol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no lol

    • @sean3423
      @sean3423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah but one day it's all gonna happen and that's a terrifying thought

    • @austinspruill6685
      @austinspruill6685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sean3423 be ready 🤠

  • @cathoinu4265
    @cathoinu4265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7824

    Jesus: No one knows the day nor hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father
    People: tries to predict the end times
    Jesus: *I SAID*
    Edit: looks at the likes... *BRUH*

    • @jiliciar.1423
      @jiliciar.1423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Right!

    • @lecrovidae6987
      @lecrovidae6987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That verse is taken out of context.

    • @bjbryanj
      @bjbryanj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Jesus is taking about his secret coming. Not the end time but he also said what would happen before the end times to know the season thereof.

    • @blasiandadon7028
      @blasiandadon7028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Fr tho 😭😂like im still over here trying to build my relationship with him

    • @kamari3026
      @kamari3026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @John Smith day nor hour but we will know the season and there's signs of it already time is running short Jesus loves find him

  • @jacklynch8915
    @jacklynch8915 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how you used 'Shine on you crazy diamond' in the beggining as background music

  • @BoxMovie66
    @BoxMovie66 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Thanks for the guide

  • @sp-des60yearsago37
    @sp-des60yearsago37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    Revelations: *exists*
    The earth: "In terms of survival, we have no survival."

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@theincrediblehulk5797 this is about the Earth

    • @nightmarex1669
      @nightmarex1669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Humans: Screw this
      *terraforms mars*

    • @redshuttleredacted6422
      @redshuttleredacted6422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@nightmarex1669
      God: "You weren't supposed to do that." *Destroys spaceflight infrastructure and vehicles*

    • @Wang785
      @Wang785 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then Lets just move to Mars

    • @georgejoestarii9469
      @georgejoestarii9469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The God YHWH would not allow the Fallen Angels and Demons to destroy all of his creations.

  • @NordieBeats
    @NordieBeats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    "Thankfully only 3 people died"
    The 3 people that died : "i see how it is"

    • @orangesplatanimations
      @orangesplatanimations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@demonwaterdemonwater4993 lmfao what?

    • @LilLump
      @LilLump 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ur at 666 likes😳

  • @GeoDef
    @GeoDef 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    May God bless you for this amazing video ☝🏻☦️✝️

  • @Mxsonyk
    @Mxsonyk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    definitely one of the most interesting videos i have seen on TH-cam

  • @morkymoose9590
    @morkymoose9590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2061

    “How do we survive the end times?”
    “That’s just it. You don’t”

    • @EpicAMV911
      @EpicAMV911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Well you can't die, so it shouldn't be a problem. I think the best survival guide would be to stop up on pain meds, alcohol, and topical creams. So you can live in the least amount of agony possible. Unless of course god decides to fuck with that somehow and turn it into locusts or some shit.

    • @bigmanbarry2299
      @bigmanbarry2299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@EpicAMV911 honestly why cant big G just thanos snap lol

    • @ryobibattery
      @ryobibattery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Kingdom of Heaven is inside of you

    • @bepeplia5086
      @bepeplia5086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Accept the Jesus

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bigmanbarry2299 mr g i dont feel so god

  • @joshuablair252
    @joshuablair252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3092

    Man the memes during the revelations end of world are gonna be sick

    • @vlad6351
      @vlad6351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ikr 😆

    • @a.a.6375
      @a.a.6375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      Average the beast fan
      Average The lord praiser

    • @riveratrackrunner
      @riveratrackrunner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao

    • @keithklassen5320
      @keithklassen5320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@a.a.6375 Rapture enjoyer:

    • @flutecoc
      @flutecoc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @TheOverkiller2000 deez nuts lmfao

  • @PurplLunaR
    @PurplLunaR 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Schools will remain open.

    • @Cloverthecat
      @Cloverthecat 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Lol

  • @AidanDaGreat
    @AidanDaGreat 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    We're actually studying this in class! The writers actually hid religious truths about Jesus's coming and stuff that the oppressive governments wouldn't allow. Very cool stuff, I'd recommend looking up eschatology if you're interested.

  • @Glori4n
    @Glori4n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    7 Trumpets reach their end:
    Surviving people on the earth: Whew... That was close
    Angels with Bowls: *There is another*

    • @cx3622
      @cx3622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yoo but what if we arent on earth

    • @deathstroke8639
      @deathstroke8639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@cx3622 hold up............... That's cheating

    • @aldren2k898
      @aldren2k898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cx3622 Yoooo that would totally work

    • @feister2869
      @feister2869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      cx lmao escape the damn universe meet god have a nice talk and gtfo or get technology or genitical modification that would make gods power to shame and teach him and his angels or whatever to not fuck with us

    • @LazGato
      @LazGato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Angels gonna serve a bowl of kick ass

  • @tatu5539
    @tatu5539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    Maybe the real apocalypse was the friends we made along the way.

    • @KZOfficialurbano
      @KZOfficialurbano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Under LSD, your words make A LOT of sense

    • @sauviel6296
      @sauviel6296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah thats why i stopped talking to them

    • @ep3989
      @ep3989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭😭😭

    • @bread-bz3zh
      @bread-bz3zh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im going to fight you

    • @emoinnya
      @emoinnya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *points both fingers* why can't we be friends?

  • @madspice
    @madspice หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think this may be one of the best videos on TH-cam

  • @mudithabandara8575
    @mudithabandara8575 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Very informative thank you sir 🙏🙏

  • @zPamboli
    @zPamboli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1948

    How to survive the Biblical Apocalypse:
    You don't

    • @remrealm5908
      @remrealm5908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Not true, all everyone has to do is become saved and trust in Jesus and follow the commandments. That's it.

    • @goat9295
      @goat9295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ssroudyss9432 that’s how Protestants are. They think they can be a dick to everyone, but will automatically go to heaven because they believe.

    • @tianahusbands7064
      @tianahusbands7064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@ssroudyss9432 The word believe is more than what you think it is, It means to give your life to Christ, It means giving all of our worries and problems to him and trusting in him alone, He came down to die for our sins, So the next time he comes he won't be saving anyone again, See even after ppl refuse to follow him he gives them a last chance who they rather follow, By this time ppl will already know the Gospel and hear all the warnings about hell and sin, They have free will to choose who they want to follow, See hell was never made for man, It was made for the devil and his demons, If a man goes to hell he went there by his own free will, The reason why we have so much pain and suffering today, It's bc of free will, Man chooses to sin and follow the devil, Sin brings death, Jesus came and lived a sinless life, He came to take our punishment so we can turn away from our sins and not be a slave of the devil.
      Even after ppl were warned they still refused God, This generation is not afraid of hell, Even the demons are scared of hell, They hate it there, They cry out in pain, In hell ppl are raped, And there is no air in hell, There will be a lake of fire and ppl will be buying in hell for all eternity, The demons don't want to go yet ppl don't believe, Even after all of that God gave them a second chance to choose, Either to take the mark or refuse it.
      See God isn't the one to blame, Man choose to sin not knowing the dangers behind them, Even after they are warned they still hate God for no reason (Sorry for the long message)

    • @tianahusbands7064
      @tianahusbands7064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@goat9295 it isn't just about that.

    • @juggmane3k830
      @juggmane3k830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tianahusbands7064 lmao but who asked

  • @cekan14
    @cekan14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    Man, imagine dying just right before the Apocalypse begins, and then seeing from heaven, shocked, all the chaos taking place on Earth

    • @Giggles_iJest
      @Giggles_iJest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      A massive "saved by the bell" moment

    • @Dianoga666
      @Dianoga666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If you can see the earth in that much detail from heaven then why can’t you see heaven from earth lmao

    • @pixelbit0897
      @pixelbit0897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It would be an intresting light show

    • @livelife4928
      @livelife4928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Dianoga666
      Let's say you have a telescope and those on the other side don't

    • @globaros6629
      @globaros6629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@Dianoga666 Why can you see the news reporter on your TV but the news reporter cannot see you?

  • @believer80
    @believer80 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Congratulations on graduating! 🦋

    • @titan619
      @titan619 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you!

  • @cooperbrewen5796
    @cooperbrewen5796 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Psychedelics were definetly involved in the writing of revelations

  • @AmabossReally
    @AmabossReally 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3300

    *Genesis*
    God: Wipes out the whole earth once with one flood
    *Book of Revelation*
    God: Hehehe SHOWTIME!

    • @RamasesBullock
      @RamasesBullock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      The flood was a warning no one listened so his like okay I'll have to crank up the heat

    • @notnecessary7730
      @notnecessary7730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      GOD Also made a promise to mankind he would never do that again

    • @pinkcelia8926
      @pinkcelia8926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      @@notnecessary7730 we do a little trolling

    • @ChrisDied
      @ChrisDied 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@RamasesBullock so you actually believe that nonsense? Its 2021 and people still believe this nonsense made up by goat herders? Smh

    • @debbys-abqnm4537
      @debbys-abqnm4537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@RamasesBullock -- do you mean that none of the eight human survivors listened? Maybe instead of destroying everything, simply chatting with them, god could have been more clear. See the playlist "Noah's Ark" at:
      th-cam.com/users/NonStampCollectorplaylists
      for a perhaps more realistic take on it.

  • @kal1nas
    @kal1nas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    “Bowl 6 causes the river Euphrates to dry up” - I don’t think this is really going to be a problem at this point.

    • @fclp67
      @fclp67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I mean it has already turned to blood

    • @afraboi
      @afraboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Its so that jerusalem can be attacked

    • @Conservingtheworld
      @Conservingtheworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Its a metaphor for earths defenses being destroyed as the river Euphrates was a giant moat for Jerusalem

    • @shekinahemmanuel3975
      @shekinahemmanuel3975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Conservingtheworld that's an interesting information, do you have some examples for me to understand?

    • @Ruka_Sarashina777
      @Ruka_Sarashina777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Carl Panzram bible is full of metaphors

  • @sethfulton7011
    @sethfulton7011 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    what’s interesting is that the “holy holy holy the Lord God the Almighty, who was and is and is to come” hymn is one of the call & responses that the preacher would do with us during traditional sunday service at my Methodist church i went to as a kid

  • @OFFIZERANTIDUOLINGO
    @OFFIZERANTIDUOLINGO 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for the tutorial!

  • @tenshi_amachi
    @tenshi_amachi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2151

    “This book is the strangest and the most disturbing book in the Bible.”
    Jokes on you, I’m into that stuff.

    • @kingwarrior5028
      @kingwarrior5028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I read that as soon as he said it

    • @julia-nf4gz
      @julia-nf4gz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EXACTLY ✨

    • @nymphoflove
      @nymphoflove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kingwarrior5028 its the most disturbed oit of the combined biblical scriptures but check out the book of Enoch, quite spooki

    • @evanpooyak5251
      @evanpooyak5251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow you’re so edgy

    • @christopherj8089
      @christopherj8089 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cool

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6805

    We've made survival guides to zombie apocalypses, nuclear apocalypses, it was only a matter of time til we had this.

    • @teddyhug.
      @teddyhug. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      he's here guys

    • @potato3018
      @potato3018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sup

    • @wazzabigii6397
      @wazzabigii6397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Hey, it's that one guy without a mustache

    • @TheLateOreo
      @TheLateOreo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Bruh the Good Book is literally the only morally decent survival guide. Other religions promise pleasures of the flesh aka many virgins. Man should strive to be more than his meat.

    • @lukasmonster195
      @lukasmonster195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yo didn’t I see u in a cinema summary video (comment section)

  • @nestorcastillo9107
    @nestorcastillo9107 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Remember:
    1. Ur an awesome friend♡
    2. Ur a gift to those around you♡
    3. You are awesome!♡
    4. You always light up whatever room you walk into♡
    5. You are beautiful/handsome♡
    6. You have a kind soul♡
    7. You are the most perfect you there is♡
    8. You have the best smile♡
    9. You are the best version of yourself♡
    10. Literally no one can replace you, trust me♡
    11. You have an amazing personality♡
    12. You are majestic♡
    13. You're very brave to even be walking upon this world, not everyone can do that♡
    14. I don't know you, but i KNOW you deserve a hug♡
    15. On a scale from 1-10, you're an eleven (11)♡
    16. Your an inspiration to those around you♡
    17. Your a ray of sunshine♡
    18. You can be anything!♡
    19. You are ALWAYS making a difference on others♡
    20. You are very strong and courageous, to withstand everything happening to you♡
    21. You deserve to be happy, like the rest of us♡
    22. You ARE normal. There is no reason for you to think your not♡
    23. You should be proud of yourself♡
    24. Everything i had just said is genuine feelings from me, i hope i made you're day♡
    25. GOD and VIRGIN MARY love you♡
    25 reasons to stay, dont listen to what they say and keep going!
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ great vid btw❤😊

  • @LucasNunes-zp9fx
    @LucasNunes-zp9fx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    13:38 couldn’t pay attention anymore due to instantaneously trying to listen to shine on you crazy diamond playing
    in the background

  • @applepeel6613
    @applepeel6613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1529

    Isn't it hilarious how the 6th seal was narrating all these catastrophically events happening to man and animal kind, and the 7th seal was like "yeah so the heavens were kinda shocked, for like half an hour"

    • @Salty_Taco9357
      @Salty_Taco9357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Yeah so basically everyone was just watching like 😐 idk for like half an hour

    • @justiceiria869
      @justiceiria869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      See the 7th seal as a moment of silence before the "day of the LORD"

    • @justiceiria869
      @justiceiria869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Human beings do it for fallen soldiers. So why wouldn't God do it for the unrepentant sinners who have denied salvation till the very end.
      After all, you may as well be dead when you reject God because to reject him is to reject life itself, that includes the very spirit that is responsible for our existance. Those sinners will get their wish because the lake of fire exists for this one purpose.

    • @jonathanbuyno9461
      @jonathanbuyno9461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      No, not hilarious at all knowing that so many sinners will perish and spend an eternity in hell. God loves all his children and I cannot feel what he must feel for what Satan has done to deceive many.

    • @applepeel6613
      @applepeel6613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jonathanbuyno9461 mkay

  • @lolomomario76
    @lolomomario76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Gonna wait for that one comment that says "Literally watching this while the rapture is happening, hope it'll help."

    • @user-vz2ee7ry5o
      @user-vz2ee7ry5o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao

    • @yourplaylist4538
      @yourplaylist4538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @WilliamMcAdams
      @WilliamMcAdams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bruh, I pray you aren't here to witness someone comment that.

    • @riverbetg
      @riverbetg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s scary

    • @chopper8946
      @chopper8946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would be better not to be here for that

  • @Blueskies2513
    @Blueskies2513 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These artworks go hard

  • @myguy8710
    @myguy8710 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The pink floyd in the back is amazing shine on your crazy Dimond

  • @Grandliseur
    @Grandliseur หลายเดือนก่อน

    That was quite entertaining. Perhaps you might want to see where things overlap. The End topic is repeated several times and the events descibed for each builds up to a more complete picture of the chain of events. E.g. compare 6:17 with 11:18. And that happens at least one more time.
    Thus an examination of trumpets and seals, might be interesting.

  • @TehSkullKid
    @TehSkullKid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2427

    Even if you don't take the book literally, it's still effective at getting under your skin. It's a firsthand account of the horrors of persecution told through metaphor, and the desperate hope for salvation

    • @chrissierra-5633
      @chrissierra-5633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It isn't giving me any fear
      Its interesting but to me fiction
      Religion was humanity way of understanding the world in the old days but now we are beginning to understand science this Religions are disappearing.

    • @leemarshall348
      @leemarshall348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@chrissierra-5633 you had to make it Reddit

    • @Itspapacritz
      @Itspapacritz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not desperate radical

    • @gainesharvey3900
      @gainesharvey3900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@chrissierra-5633 you should look deeper into the Bible and Christ. You start to see the truths. Jesus is truly the son of God.

    • @chrissierra-5633
      @chrissierra-5633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gainesharvey3900 Fuck religion
      Science is the future

  • @hhgff778
    @hhgff778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    16:03 Just imagine, the Earth is on fire, there is no Sun, the water is poisonous, there are insects with human faces flying around, yet there are still people who are like: "hmm now seems like a good time to sell and buy stuff".

    • @nolimit3281
      @nolimit3281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Sounds like a great time to short the stock market!

    • @FrancistheBrave
      @FrancistheBrave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stickyfinger6062
      @stickyfinger6062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cryptoholder be like: "HODL"

    • @zacharypayne4080
      @zacharypayne4080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And giving away in marriage

    • @Leonardo-nm4zc
      @Leonardo-nm4zc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Literally merchants in Fallout

  • @testchannelpleaseignore2452
    @testchannelpleaseignore2452 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:40 the horse wasn't pale like we would think of it. The word used to describe it is the same word that we get chlorophyll from. It likely the hourse was supposed to look a sickly green

  • @ornament318
    @ornament318 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This gonna be real useful when the apocalypse event drops
    Hope the devs will release the date tho

  • @jedediahhopkins6051
    @jedediahhopkins6051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    As a Christian. Grew up in a Christian household it’s really funny to see all these outside views of people who’ve never heard these wilder stuff

    • @QuinSkew
      @QuinSkew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      I thought this was Dark Souls.

    • @edwingarcia8302
      @edwingarcia8302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Same! 😂😂could make so many movies of it

    • @deaddoglasagna8096
      @deaddoglasagna8096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@edwingarcia8302 someone actually made a book series out of revelations. So a book about a chapter of a book.

    • @razielle6795
      @razielle6795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @whatsittoya7718
      @whatsittoya7718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I’m Christian as well but I always stayed away from the book of Revelations because I was too scared lol

  • @lucidity5026
    @lucidity5026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1807

    After the second coming of Christ, everyone will come back and meet with Jesus. Then he will tell us: Good job on the tutorial guys! Let’s get started on chapter one.

    • @daffayudianto2931
      @daffayudianto2931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      So basically we're now living in the Prologue?

    • @lilearizona9966
      @lilearizona9966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha

    • @tipofthespear7821
      @tipofthespear7821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@daffayudianto2931 no, we are living at the end times, accept Jesús as Lord. To be saved You have to do this:
      1-Believe in your heart that Jesus was raised from death
      2- Declare with your mouth Jesus is Lord
      And You Will be saved

    • @rubenjaramillo1486
      @rubenjaramillo1486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@tipofthespear7821 I don’t think you understood what he meant, even when he accepts God we’ll still be in the prologue since we’re not even in our full true form and work

    • @Natedawg-nb2sv
      @Natedawg-nb2sv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chapter one: NG+ with everything unlocked and maxed stats.

  • @hoooman6653
    @hoooman6653 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If we think about it as metaphors of modern things it could like mountains are towers, islands are ships, and stars are planes. Because if he was looking at the future then he wouldn't know what towers, ships, or even planes were so he just called them what they were like

  • @Alx1744
    @Alx1744 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    A celestial-eye is a star biblically, so whenever you hear about "thousands of eyes" or multiple "eyes covering the body": it could simply mean that this person or being is sparkling with star-like circular lights.

  • @jacksonyon5276
    @jacksonyon5276 ปีที่แล้ว +3545

    As a Christian this is probably the hardest book to comprehend as I haven’t heard any pastor explain the book in this great of detail. I just read revelation and I don’t even remember where the tribulation takes place in all of this. I’m assuming it happens before all the disasters on earth

    • @TheHiYaku
      @TheHiYaku ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Explaining this book requires very deep understanding of end time texts and profound spiritual revelation.
      The tribulation period (in my understanding) begins at chapter 4 when John is taken to heaven. That's why all these disasters are happening on earth

    • @wurtzgood
      @wurtzgood 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      It’s to the bride of Christ only. “i send my angel to testify to John…he was the closest. The book is time locked and open since the 60’s

    • @mattrhoden2401
      @mattrhoden2401 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      The book of Revelation is not hard to understand if you understand that it's not about the end of the world but the end of the old covenant. All the events in it have already taken place, they are not things we are awaiting to happen. Hence why in the very first verse Jesus said these things will shortly take place, meaning in the first century.

    • @mattrhoden2401
      @mattrhoden2401 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@wurtzgood Its symbolic apocalyptic language.
      Checkout the first 9 verses in Revelation 1.
      The Revelation of Jesus Christ
      1 The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave Him to show His servants--things which must shortly take place.
      Christ is giving His servants a revelation of things which must shortly come to pass. How is 2000 plus years later shortly come to pass? It's not.
      3 Blessed is he who reads and those who hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written in it; for the time is near.
      In verse 3 we have another time statement that the time for these events were near for them. How is 2000 plus years later near? It's not.
      The verse also says blessed are they who read the words of the prophecy and keep the things that are in it. How did it bless those to whom it was written to in the first century if it had absolutely nothing to do with them?
      4 John, to the seven churches which are in Asia:Grace to you and peace from Him who is and who was and who is to come, and from the seven Spirits who are before His throne,
      Revelation was written to the 7 churches in Asia. How was it applicable to the 7 churches in Asia that no longer exist if it had nothing to do with them?
      7 Behold, He is coming with clouds, and every eye will see Him, even they who pierced Him. And all the tribes of the earth will mourn because of Him. Even so, Amen.
      How are they who pierced Him supposed to see Him if they died over 2000 years ago? Now if Christ came in the 1st century then they could have seen Him.
      9 I, John, both your brother and companion in the tribulation and kingdom and patience of Jesus Christ, was on the island that is called Patmos for the word of God and for the testimony of Jesus Christ.
      Ironic that John tells them He was their brother and companion in the tribulation. Meaning it was presently occurring, not some event 2000 plus years later.

    • @mattrhoden2401
      @mattrhoden2401 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@wurtzgood Historical, eyewitness testimony about Jesus's second coming that happened in the first century.
      Jesus’ Second Coming was NOT a global event, but rather a REGIONAL event specifically located in Jerusalem for “that generation” to eye witness just like Jesus promised in Matthew 24:34.
      1. Pseudo-Hegesippus (ch. 44): “A certain figure appeared of tremendous size, which many saw, just as the books of the Jews have disclosed, and before the setting of the sun there were suddenly seen in the clouds, chariots and armed battle arrays, by which the cities of all Judea and its territories were invaded.”
      2. Eusebius (Book 3, ch. 8, Sec. 1-6): “A demonic phantom appeared of incredible size, and what will be related would have seemed a fairy-tale had it not been told by those who saw it, and been attended by suffering worthy of the portent. For before sunset there appeared in the air over the whole country chariots and armed troops coursing through the clouds and surrounding the cities.”
      3. Tacitus (Book 5.13): “There had been hosts joining the battle in the skies, fiery gleams of arms…the temple illuminated by a sudden radiance from the clouds.”
      4. Jossipon (ch. 87): “Now it happened after this that there was seen over the Holy of Holies from above for the entire night the outline of a man’s face, the like of whose beauty had never been seen in all the land, and his appearance was very awesome. Moreover, in those days were seen chariots of Fire and horsemen, a great force flying across the sky near to the ground coming against Jerusalem and all the land of Judah, all of them horses of fire and riders of fire.”
      5. Josephus (Book 6, ch. 5, Sec. 2-3): “…chariots and troops of soldiers in their armory were seen running about among the clouds, and surrounding cities.”
      Here are the actual book titles:
      1. (Latin) Pseudo-Hegesippus
      2. “Ecclesiastical History” by Eusebius
      3. “The Histories” by Gaius Tacitus
      4. “Burning the Temple” by Sepher Jossipon
      5. “War of the Jews” by Joseph

  • @MiSambra
    @MiSambra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3513

    I'm a lapsed Catholic. My uncle helped me in bible study to get comfirmed when I was younger. He described Revelations being like "a crazy acid trip"...I still agree with this conclusion.

    • @stephenmcguire9934
      @stephenmcguire9934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      That’s all that happened , dude tripped balls and then wrote about it

    • @herambhasabnis6949
      @herambhasabnis6949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Accurate

    • @Pressplay_Media_EU
      @Pressplay_Media_EU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      remember LSD was written in the 50's while the Bible is ancient and quite accurate in it's life facts

    • @Pressplay_Media_EU
      @Pressplay_Media_EU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      when my friend starts transforming into a caterpiller I tend to believe the Bible over that crazy stuff lol. I sure don't do THAT anymore

    • @an6350
      @an6350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      yeah but shrooms cause they've been used for thousands of years

  • @VelkePivo
    @VelkePivo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    What a loving god…

    • @kiradripkage
      @kiradripkage 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Exactly, he offers a path to safety and salvation on just faith alone. But he doesn’t impress on free will. God is so loving in fact he died for you.

    • @GeoNoob
      @GeoNoob 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@kiradripkagegod died for me. God died for me? God?

    • @kiradripkage
      @kiradripkage 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@GeoNoob yes. The Creator of everything died for you so that your penalty of your sin can be paid. It is by faith through grace. Repent, believe in the gospel and hate sin and you will be saved 100%.

    • @tinsler139
      @tinsler139 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@kiradripkageJesus*

    • @finzsmol
      @finzsmol 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@kiradripkageI never knew a dude with a drip pfp would have so much wisdom.. thank you.

  • @yopyop5546
    @yopyop5546 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great content. Subbed!