Once you paid for it, the small letter paragraph under "Play with friends" says: - Does not include multiplayer services and connection to other players, the friends summoned are premade bots and they require an always online connection. Thank you for your purchase.
@@GawainW That would be an EA move, wouldn't it be? Tbh that's also a Nintendo move, the Mario Kart mobile game pretended you play against real players, but the randomly generated nicknames were so sloppy it was easy to realize they make you play against bots...
@@laisraposodematosbezerra3778Is sucker punch a triple a? Cuh they one of the best devs rn, I mean they made one of the best games ever, ghost of tsushima.
@@CITYZEN50 I don't know, only because they made a really good game, does not Mean they are triple A. Look at Hollow Knight, it was made by only 3 devs and a lot of volunteers
At 10 total deaths: Easy Difficulty now available! Only $9.99 Every time Malenia kills you: Disable Malenia Heal/Scarlet Rot/Waterfowl! $4.99 each *per attempt* Whenever you die using an un-altered weapon: Ashes of War Available! Check Shop? Y/N After gaining 10,000 Runes in a day: Rune Limit Reached. Boosters now available! $9.99 for 10,000! (Albinauric Rune Farm now causes player bans) When using Rememberance to get equipment: Get both prizes! $4.99 per Remembrance! Oh, and equipment unlocked for purchase by beating bosses like Radahn's armor is now on the in-game shop to buy for $10 each as alternate costumes instead of unlockable armor pieces Outlandish as all of this may seem, the sad part is that some companies like EA, Ubisoft and Activision would absolutely go this far and even further if they could get away with it
Very true ubisoft done battlepass in for honor hero early acess, EA do it with sims 4 maybe all there games to get easy cash little work for dlcs they was planning to but in the game for free if you get the delux edition
FromSoftware is now creating a DLC that contains more high-quality content than all the games, DLCs, and microtransactions released by EA in the last 10 years combined, all for $40. 🗿
The thing is, even if they had made the framework, it's Elden Ring's immensely solid gameplay and compelling world building that makes it interesting, neither of which EA has ever pulled off.
Given how hard some of Elden Ring's bosses have kicked my ass, making me wait 5 seconds to skip a $3 "boss skip" ad every time I died might actually drive me insane. My family would have to wheel me to the psych ward on a trolley while I foamed at the mouth, screaming.
I like to imagine the blue screen of death, with error code MANUALLY_INITIATED_CRASH, was caused by EA's anti-cheat detecting he was cheating them out of their money by not buying anything.
@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025wait what? Aren't they still as big as ever? They're still making extremely popular games like street fighter 6, Dragons Dogma 2, Resident evil 4 Remake etc.
What the f*** are you talking about!? All the microtransactions are optional and never communicated in the games. Wait are you even real? With that profile pic I never know.
Everytime you die on a boss: "Having a hard time with the boss? You can fight him again for 1.99$, and also you can have extra flasks in the fight for only 4.99$ "You don't need to git gut, just show us your credit card"
Only Limgrave would be accessible from the start. Caelid, underground , Liurnia, Altus, and the mountain of the giants would be locked behind pay walls.
It is kind of insane how much value you get from $60. I’m almost at the end of my first play through for like 100 hours and I realize I have barely scratched the surface of the stuff to do.
You forget where you need to pay a monthly fee of 12.99$ to ride Torrent. Also, you only bought Limgrave, it takes either 2000 hours of gameplay or 15.99$ to unlock any new area (Weeping Peninsula, Caelid, Liurnia etc.)
Nah this ain’t Elden ring this is old circle
Aged necklace
history anklet
Ancient Sphere
young bracelet
Old loop
"you are maidenless"
*Buy maiden 15$*
Lmfao💀
Maidens are not included.
What if your maiden runs off with her cousin?
Do you get a refund?
@@WhoThisMonkey Does "getting a refund" sound like EA Games to you? Seriously.
☠️😂🤣
Underground maps would be a 40$ DLC and the Ranni's quest a 10$ DLC
at the end of her quest "want to pick up Dark Moon Greatsword for $19.99"
That's some destiny shit💀
Nah don't exagerate... Even Lightfall wasn't THAT Bad 😂@@cgqn4398
Dollar sign comes first
Consecrated snowfield and halingtree DLC for 40 dolars, weeping peninsula and mt gelmir DLC for 15 dolars each
U missed the part where first 3 Attempts of Login failed
💀 ain’t no way
First time I played battlefront 2 2017 I got hit with error like 6 times trying to login. After like the 9th try I got in lol.
@@bimmer8602 it still takes at least 2-3 try any time i try to play it
And its always online
ea launcher fails before that
"Want to rebirth? $14.99." "Want to stop invaders from invading? $7.99 an hour." "Want to use remembrances? $5.99."
The rebirth thing is something I could actually imagine EA doing
Should’ve shown the map but with everything marked😂bosses, dungeons, one big ol checklist
😭😭😭
I feel like that's more ubishit
This is exactly what I can't stand about Ff7 Rebirth. That shit is exhausting. It really takes all the mystery away and makes it a big ol checklist
Ubisoft
Like how Elden Ring shows it’s tunnels? I lost count of how many times I had to check the map to see where I was and where I was going in Elden Ring
"You are tarnished "
GET SHINY FOR $10
"You come, I forge. Shiny-shiny. Get shiny from Duke. Forge weapons, make shiny. More happy."
Stop being maiden less only with $99.99
I like how there’s a boss skip offer for an already optional boss
@qwerty1131it was pretty obvious what was coming, and not that funny.
@AdoreYouInAshXI you're so cool and edgy
@@Renegade0_0 Go be salty to someone that cares
@@AdoreYouInAshXI oh oh shiver me timbers🥶🥶🥶
@@Renegade0_0 🧂 🧂 🧂
$2.99 for 5 Stonekeys? hell no!. Theyd charge us $2.99 PER key.
It would take 6 keys to open the imp lol
If they charge $3 for 5 stonekey, they make sure the statue require 500 stonekey to unlock
Boss skip? They wouldn't do that. Instead try "revive for $4,99". They know it makes more money.
Also, a way more intrusive HUD with a large mini-map and an objective list in the corner.
Sounds lame
Want a boss weapon?
Pay $5 for a 0000,1% chance to get the weapon you actually want.
Genshin Impact players owning half the world's economy:
$5? Dude have you seen fifa lol? They have packs that costs more than the damn game and you still have a tiny percentage at top tier items.
@@AC-wl7veWait, I thought it was a meme... People STILL buy fifa every year and then spend money in the online mode ?
@@Ron_Jambo_ ikr its the same game again and again nothing changes
I guess this video hit the algorithm lol, make sure to subscribe because I make videos about the soulsborne games
I will trust you, suscribe and hope you'll not fall in the abyss of my suscribes
@@AkioJunichiro Trust me bro I'm cooking up a storm rn
It would be really cool if you could make similar videos about elden ring but by other companies
I’d be down, I’m working on a different vid rn but maybe I’ll do them as an in between
So is half the internet, why's that a good reason to sub?
“Watch an ad to revive!”
It's mobile game
How long are the ads? 4 ads can't skip them, each 50 seconds long
0:17 너무 좋다 100달러에 그냥 준다고? 한국 게임이었으면 구매해도 5%이하 확률로 가질수 있는데😂
Glass shard and the soap on the free track of the battlepass 😂
Great items
@@OldBoyC85% of players suggest you buy these items 👍
😂
REAL@@S.Pan9
@@OldBoyC yea
The fact you can just straight up buy Moghs Great Rune 😂😂😂
there's an error at the 0:50 mark, the play with friends would be a $4.99 monthly subscription, not a one time payment
It *is* monthly! But they don't mention it to trick you into thinking that it's a one-time payment.
Likely also include a "Instantly level up to 200? 49.99!"
That would be a Blizzard game my friend.
49.99 would not be enough for them. It would be around 200.00. 1$ per level
@@marcusjohanson1064 *2 dollars per lvl up
Wow perfect for those of us who touch grass. Wait how come I am.still losing? I have armor and level advantage! Do I actually have to get good?
You spawn in the game:
*Become Elden Lord $199.95*
*Game ends*
1:40 I was expecting "buy a revive", but this works too 😂😂😂
Ahahahaha same!! But I thought it was gonna be $2.99 to respawn at grace and continue the playthrough 😂😂
People need to make more videos like these which mock developers who promote Microtransactions
With the sheer amount of content that Elden Ring provide i can't even fathom the amount of monetization EA would do with the same game.
“Kale’s Wares” lmfao 😂
Once you paid for it, the small letter paragraph under "Play with friends" says:
- Does not include multiplayer services and connection to other players, the friends summoned are premade bots and they require an always online connection. Thank you for your purchase.
So they're the "Specters" from Lies of P except you have to pay to use them? Lol
@@GawainW That would be an EA move, wouldn't it be?
Tbh that's also a Nintendo move, the Mario Kart mobile game pretended you play against real players, but the randomly generated nicknames were so sloppy it was easy to realize they make you play against bots...
Sir that blue screen got me. Bravo..
my heart stopped 🙃
I was a little shocked when it appeared on my tablet))
You owe EA exactly 455789 dollars@@TheWitcherKingGeralt
Honestly that fits ea more than ubisoft.
It fits every triple a studio right now💀
@@OldBoyC true
@@OldBoyCi have seen that Fromsoftware is a Triple A too, but it doesnt do it, mabe they are the best from all these studios
@@laisraposodematosbezerra3778Is sucker punch a triple a? Cuh they one of the best devs rn, I mean they made one of the best games ever, ghost of tsushima.
@@CITYZEN50 I don't know, only because they made a really good game, does not Mean they are triple A. Look at Hollow Knight, it was made by only 3 devs and a lot of volunteers
At 10 total deaths:
Easy Difficulty now available! Only $9.99
Every time Malenia kills you:
Disable Malenia Heal/Scarlet Rot/Waterfowl!
$4.99 each *per attempt*
Whenever you die using an un-altered weapon:
Ashes of War Available! Check Shop? Y/N
After gaining 10,000 Runes in a day:
Rune Limit Reached. Boosters now available! $9.99 for 10,000!
(Albinauric Rune Farm now causes player bans)
When using Rememberance to get equipment:
Get both prizes! $4.99 per Remembrance!
Oh, and equipment unlocked for purchase by beating bosses like Radahn's armor is now on the in-game shop to buy for $10 each as alternate costumes instead of unlockable armor pieces
Outlandish as all of this may seem, the sad part is that some companies like EA, Ubisoft and Activision would absolutely go this far and even further if they could get away with it
Very true ubisoft done battlepass in for honor hero early acess, EA do it with sims 4 maybe all there games to get easy cash little work for dlcs they was planning to but in the game for free if you get the delux edition
Not enough tower climbing quests
Divine towers?
That was ubisoft
@@blizzardgaming7070exactly
“Unlock stake of Marika? $9.99”
FromSoftware is now creating a DLC that contains more high-quality content than all the games, DLCs, and microtransactions released by EA in the last 10 years combined, all for $40. 🗿
Remember to check back at the elden shop!
0:24
“Leave” $1.99 💀
Leave mission area, die automatically. Melina chimes in: "Tarnished! We're supposed to meet at Point A! Go to Point A now! Move move move!!"
The thing is, even if they had made the framework, it's Elden Ring's immensely solid gameplay and compelling world building that makes it interesting, neither of which EA has ever pulled off.
I expected that stonesword key to break
The Didi Kong Racing music is just great. 😂
you $%#@%^^% for a moment I thought my new PC got blue screen already!!!
Ubisoft be farming money on anything
The last part with the lag and blue screen made me jump for a second... that was great!
Preem
How abt adding stutters in game and "EA server is unavailable now"
don't throw idea for them 0:15 😭
Couldn't be more accurate 🖕 EA!
Lmao, didn’t think I’d see you here bro😭
Tarnished Buzz to Tarnished Woody: "Microtranactions. Microtransactions everywhere"
0:55 „Pay with friends“
This do be Activision
this needs more views
1:51 I actually thought my Pc crashed…..
Malicious but true, undeniably.
1:50
hey dude you scared me
I was in full screen🤣
They would sell half of the map as "dlc"
It seems like a joke, but no.
It is just works because lot of players really purchase those jokes.
If it was truly made by EA, there would be an Easy Mode.
Given how hard some of Elden Ring's bosses have kicked my ass, making me wait 5 seconds to skip a $3 "boss skip" ad every time I died might actually drive me insane. My family would have to wheel me to the psych ward on a trolley while I foamed at the mouth, screaming.
You didnt include the "failed to sync achievments" pop up on uplay whenever you launch siege
DIED Resurrect in the boss battle and take back all estus flasks 5€ + pay 2€ and get immune for 10 seconds.
Thanks for the Diddy Kong Racing music
No problem dude, that soundtrack hits different
Probably the map custom marks (a underrated thing in Elden) will be a Dlc
I missed the part where the game forces you to download the EA launcher and then it crashes the entire time.
Saw this coming from mil miles away 😂
I was wondering when game crash would show up and you didn't disappoint 😂
If Ubi made Elden Ring, you would have started out with 250 green orbs at 1:16 and be tempted to cash in for 50 more orbs 🤑
I can see this video working with Blizzard as well.
As a long time fifa , apex legends player
This couldnt be more accurate 🤣🤣🤣💀
The music is what gets me imagining starting up the game and hearing this 😂
It supose to be "continue by watching ads"
I like to imagine the blue screen of death, with error code MANUALLY_INITIATED_CRASH, was caused by EA's anti-cheat detecting he was cheating them out of their money by not buying anything.
This is my worst nightmare lol!
That buy boss skip 2.99 really got me 😂😂
CAPCOM
Dang They Still Around?
I Remember Back In The Day The Used To Make Lost Planet And Other Good Sh*t Like That
@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025wait what? Aren't they still as big as ever? They're still making extremely popular games like street fighter 6, Dragons Dogma 2, Resident evil 4 Remake etc.
@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025lol of course they're still around capcom is one of the most popular game company's
What the f*** are you talking about!? All the microtransactions are optional and never communicated in the games. Wait are you even real? With that profile pic I never know.
@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025You talk shit, so does the bot who dropped the name.
dies to boss
EA: extra life 5 bucks
“Play with friends” Xbox and ps subscriptions too lmao
Next if ea made black myth wukong invisible wall off 10 bucks
Forgot the part where the game runs at 20fps cause they don’t optimize for shit
Elden Ring ran poorly on launch
"Church of EA" and not Elleh, would have been accurate 😂
In all seriousness I'd pay 5 bucks for a seamless co-op mode lol
Everytime you die on a boss:
"Having a hard time with the boss? You can fight him again for 1.99$, and also you can have extra flasks in the fight for only 4.99$
"You don't need to git gut, just show us your credit card"
Not enough lootboxes. Seems unrealistic. EA would not have so many direct purchases.
Just the hypothetical thought of this being a thing pissed me off lol
Don't give them any ideas. I swear I could see this happening for Elden Ring 2.
@awhellnah__ yes
Only Limgrave would be accessible from the start. Caelid, underground , Liurnia, Altus, and the mountain of the giants would be locked behind pay walls.
Boycott EA games
Dang i knew this would be a banger just on the premise haha
If TH-cam owned Elden Ring:
Watch an ad everytime you die.
It is kind of insane how much value you get from $60. I’m almost at the end of my first play through for like 100 hours and I realize I have barely scratched the surface of the stuff to do.
if was ubisoft the runes promo will stay on the screen all the time if you are resting on the bon fire and the skins to and the battle pass
I like how he put elden stars into the early game merchant‘s shop, knowing all to well how useless that incantantion is
"Boss skip" is craazy lol
"Elden Ring has stopped working" (from Battlefield 4)
-50% off (1 month later)
New DLC includes new battle pass, unique items, the real ending, and second DLC news
Finally the studio closed. Reboot series a few years later with awesome cinematic trailer
Bad hardware performance, In-game purchase, -50% off again, Season pass, and so on
Me: start new game*
The game: please select difficulty, easy, normal, hard
You forget where you need to pay a monthly fee of 12.99$ to ride Torrent.
Also, you only bought Limgrave, it takes either 2000 hours of gameplay or 15.99$ to unlock any new area (Weeping Peninsula, Caelid, Liurnia etc.)
Boc will asks for money to alter the clothes.
You can put silly costumes on Melina for $2.99 each.
You can buy skins for your steed.
"Skip game for 249.95$"
I'm surprised it doesn't cost money to respawn
I was expecting a prompt for a revive payment at the end, but an entire skip is more EA-like. 🤣
thnx bro u make me smile today
You forgot the advertisement you get across your screen after or before you login to your profile at the Xbox home screen.
Kale selling you big runes, I lost it with that one
OMG this is so classic 😂, Diddy Kong racing song instantly brought back amazing memories of my childhood lol
DUDE I LOVE DIDDY KONG RACING🔥 the soundtrack absolutely slaps, that’s why I always include it in my vids😭
You are maidenless, pay to unlock maiden
"Don't worry, you don't need to pay anything to beat the game" immediately get invaded by somebody who did pay a lot of money, just to beat you.
*Sort Chest*
"Expand your chest slots from 100 -> 100000 for only $5.99"
He should have turned off the in-game music so it didn't clash with the main music but this video still cracked me up. Too true.