If EA Made Elden Ring...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 มี.ค. 2024
- #fromsoft #eldenring #darksouls #souls #darksouls3 #fromsoftware
I made every one of these mockups😭😭😭, if you enjoyed the video than make sure to subscribe!
I play retro games with my dad @SchooledintheClassics - เกม
I guess this video hit the algorithm lol, make sure to subscribe because I make videos about the soulsborne games
I will trust you, suscribe and hope you'll not fall in the abyss of my suscribes
@@AkioJunichiro Trust me bro I'm cooking up a storm rn
It would be really cool if you could make similar videos about elden ring but by other companies
I’d be down, I’m working on a different vid rn but maybe I’ll do them as an in between
So is half the internet, why's that a good reason to sub?
"you are maidenless"
*Buy maiden 15$*
Lmfao💀
Maidens are not included.
What if your maiden runs off with her cousin?
Do you get a refund?
@@WhoThisMonkey Does "getting a refund" sound like EA Games to you? Seriously.
☠️😂🤣
U missed the part where first 3 Attempts of Login failed
💀 ain’t no way
First time I played battlefront 2 2017 I got hit with error like 6 times trying to login. After like the 9th try I got in lol.
@@bimmer8602 it still takes at least 2-3 try any time i try to play it
And its always online
ea launcher fails before that
Should’ve shown the map but with everything marked😂bosses, dungeons, one big ol checklist
😭😭😭
I feel like that's more ubishit
This is exactly what I can't stand about Ff7 Rebirth. That shit is exhausting. It really takes all the mystery away and makes it a big ol checklist
Ubisoft
Like how Elden Ring shows it’s tunnels? I lost count of how many times I had to check the map to see where I was and where I was going in Elden Ring
Underground maps would be a 40$ DLC and the Ranni's quest a 10$ DLC
at the end of her quest "want to pick up Dark Moon Greatsword for $19.99"
That's some destiny shit💀
Nah don't exagerate... Even Lightfall wasn't THAT Bad 😂@@cgqn4398
Dollar sign comes first
Consecrated snowfield and halingtree DLC for 40 dolars, weeping peninsula and mt gelmir DLC for 15 dolars each
"Want to rebirth? $14.99." "Want to stop invaders from invading? $7.99 an hour." "Want to use remembrances? $5.99."
The rebirth thing is something I could actually imagine EA doing
"You are tarnished "
GET SHINY FOR $10
I like how there’s a boss skip offer for an already optional boss
I spit my drink out when I saw that after he died 😂
@@qwerty1131it was pretty obvious what was coming, and not that funny.
@AdoreYouInAshXI you're so cool and edgy
@@Renegade0_0 Go be salty to someone that cares
@@AdoreYouInAshXI oh oh shiver me timbers🥶🥶🥶
Also, a way more intrusive HUD with a large mini-map and an objective list in the corner.
Sounds lame
“Watch an ad to revive!”
Glass shard and the soap on the free track of the battlepass 😂
Great items
@@OldBoyC85% of players suggest you buy these items 👍
😂
REAL@@S.Pan9
@@OldBoyC yea
Want a boss weapon?
Pay $5 for a 0000,1% chance to get the weapon you actually want.
Genshin Impact players owning half the world's economy:
The fact you can just straight up buy Moghs Great Rune 😂😂😂
Likely also include a "Instantly level up to 200? 49.99!"
That would be a Blizzard game my friend.
49.99 would not be enough for them. It would be around 200.00. 1$ per level
@@marcusjohanson1064 *2 dollars per lvl up
Honestly that fits ea more than ubisoft.
It fits every triple a studio right now💀
@@OldBoyC true
@@OldBoyCi have seen that Fromsoftware is a Triple A too, but it doesnt do it, mabe they are the best from all these studios
@@laisraposodematosbezerra3778Is sucker punch a triple a? Cuh they one of the best devs rn, I mean they made one of the best games ever, ghost of tsushima.
@@CITYZEN50 I don't know, only because they made a really good game, does not Mean they are triple A. Look at Hollow Knight, it was made by only 3 devs and a lot of volunteers
$2.99 for 5 Stonekeys? hell no!. Theyd charge us $2.99 PER key.
“Unlock stake of Marika? $9.99”
“Kale’s Wares” lmfao 😂
Boss skip? They wouldn't do that. Instead try "revive for $4,99". They know it makes more money.
Remember to check back at the elden shop!
Sir that blue screen got me. Bravo..
my heart stopped 🙃
Once you paid for it, the small letter paragraph under "Play with friends" says:
- Does not include multiplayer services and connection to other players, the friends summoned are premade bots and they require an always online connection. Thank you for your purchase.
So they're the "Specters" from Lies of P except you have to pay to use them? Lol
@@GawainW That would be an EA move, wouldn't it be?
Tbh that's also a Nintendo move, the Mario Kart mobile game pretended you play against real players, but the randomly generated nicknames were so sloppy it was easy to realize they make you play against bots...
Not enough tower climbing quests
Divine towers?
That was ubisoft
@@blizzardgaming7070exactly
You spawn in the game:
*Become Elden Lord $199.95*
*Game ends*
Couldn't be more accurate 🖕 EA!
Lmao, didn’t think I’d see you here bro😭
1:40 I was expecting "buy a revive", but this works too 😂😂😂
People need to make more videos like these which mock developers who promote Microtransactions
With the sheer amount of content that Elden Ring provide i can't even fathom the amount of monetization EA would do with the same game.
0:24
“Leave” $1.99 💀
At 10 total deaths:
Easy Difficulty now available! Only $9.99
Every time Malenia kills you:
Disable Malenia Heal/Scarlet Rot/Waterfowl!
$4.99 each *per attempt*
Whenever you die using an un-altered weapon:
Ashes of War Available! Check Shop? Y/N
After gaining 10,000 Runes in a day:
Rune Limit Reached. Boosters now available! $9.99 for 10,000!
(Albinauric Rune Farm now causes player bans)
When using Rememberance to get equipment:
Get both prizes! $4.99 per Remembrance!
Oh, and equipment unlocked for purchase by beating bosses like Radahn's armor is now on the in-game shop to buy for $10 each as alternate costumes instead of unlockable armor pieces
Outlandish as all of this may seem, the sad part is that some companies like EA, Ubisoft and Activision would absolutely go this far and even further if they could get away with it
Very true ubisoft done battlepass in for honor hero early acess, EA do it with sims 4 maybe all there games to get easy cash little work for dlcs they was planning to but in the game for free if you get the delux edition
The Didi Kong Racing music is just great. 😂
FromSoftware is now creating a DLC that contains more high-quality content than all the games, DLCs, and microtransactions released by EA in the last 10 years combined, all for $40. 🗿
The thing is, even if they had made the framework, it's Elden Ring's immensely solid gameplay and compelling world building that makes it interesting, neither of which EA has ever pulled off.
The last part with the lag and blue screen made me jump for a second... that was great!
I expected that stonesword key to break
I missed the part where the game forces you to download the EA launcher and then it crashes the entire time.
Dang i knew this would be a banger just on the premise haha
“Play with friends” Xbox and ps subscriptions too lmao
this needs more views
Ubisoft be farming money on anything
You didnt include the "failed to sync achievments" pop up on uplay whenever you launch siege
This do be Activision
Thanks for the Diddy Kong Racing music
No problem dude, that soundtrack hits different
Kale selling you big runes, I lost it with that one
This video needs 1 million views
I like the Diddy Kong Racing music in the background 🤣
Diddy Kong Racing song, I miss this game. Really good old times...
An ad each time you rest
"Don't worry, you don't need to pay anything to beat the game" immediately get invaded by somebody who did pay a lot of money, just to beat you.
Didn't expect a diddy kong racing ost. 10/10
The music is so nostalgic 😭
We love diddy Kong racing over here😭 (not gonna lie, easily one of the best games)
😭
@@OldBoyC 😭
@@OldBoyC fr, this was my first game to play ever and its still one of my favorites ngl😭
I was expecting you to open the door to limgrave and be greeted with 100+ icons on your screen 😂
The stopcode : manually initiated crash was the cherry on top😅
In all seriousness I'd pay 5 bucks for a seamless co-op mode lol
The Diddy Kong racing track had me cracking up from the start.
If people are so easily impressed I should be rich.
Nightmare i ay it would be absolute carnage.
The terror it gives just thinking about it.
This made me realise that my loss of love for gaming has nothing to do with myself
missed opportunity of making every character besides wretch pay to unlock
still very good and on the point video
the only compaint I have is at the beginning... it would ask you to log in first before throwing that at you.
Cool Diddy kong Race theme from the n64 ! 😂😂
What a dystopia
Look how happy is the tree sentinel😂
Just seeing Elden ring with this music makes me want to mod it in 😂😂 brilliant stuff, dying is fun now
This is scary accurate
This is absolutely amazing lol
10/10, a masterpiece
We need an "If Elden Ring was made by Ubisoft" video like this, inspired in the meme
What do you think about Star Wars Outlaws in Ubi hands ?
Missing all the extra shop panels when sitting at a bonfire
It is kind of insane how much value you get from $60. I’m almost at the end of my first play through for like 100 hours and I realize I have barely scratched the surface of the stuff to do.
As a long time fifa , apex legends player
This couldnt be more accurate 🤣🤣🤣💀
I freaked out when I saw the thumbnail but calmed down when I read the title 😂
Lmaoooo
the first thing that came up in my mind after reading the title was oh hell nahhh...
"iF you doN't wANt it yoU caN jUst NOT BUY it11!!!"
This is my worst nightmare lol!
Dont forget the LOOT BOXES...😂😅
OMG, in the last scene I almost refreshed my browser because I thought my PC was freezed LOL
I aprretiate the diddy kong racing music ❤
that soap in free battle pass lol
I still remember going back to my camp in Dragon Age a few days after the game shipped and seeing NPC's that would join my party for $9.99 or something.
The music ♥
Love diddy Kong racing🫶
"Truth ahead."
Diddy kong racing best song😂😂😂
You probably would open cards of summons expecting Mimic Tear or Banished Knight and winning a turtle instead.
"Church of EA" and not Elleh, would have been accurate 😂
Almost got me with the blue screen.
I fucking love diddy kong racing btw
Got scared at the end xD
Me: start new game*
The game: please select difficulty, easy, normal, hard
As a Battlefield fan i can confirm this, they lock the best weapons behind some stupid online assignments ( kill 120 with bayonet charge + 50 while swimming...) and its hard to do it, or buy the shortcut kit for 20$.
I like how he put elden stars into the early game merchant‘s shop, knowing all to well how useless that incantantion is
Malicious but true, undeniably.
Impressive video!
You gain one more sub
We paid for the game in order to fight these bosses, not to pay another one in order to skip them. 😂
DUDE, you totally nailed it
Thanks bro
This is so good 😂
you $%#@%^^% for a moment I thought my new PC got blue screen already!!!
It is funny, because it is true 😂
Amazing video. You made my day.
couldn't have been more accurate, haha
Subbed 🎉
Leave mission area, die automatically. Melina chimes in: "Tarnished! We're supposed to meet at Point A! Go to Point A now! Move move move!!"