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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.พ. 2025
- I would definitely buy a capybara skin in Elden Ring...
Credits:
Editing: Me
Gameplay: Me
Menu Background: LiveWallpaper - Malenia @WLOP
Thumbnail: Nexus Mod: www.nexusmods....
Music: Upbeat Indie Funk by Infraction, Independence -
I was going to add the Capybara to the video, but most of the mods stopped working after version 1.10, sorry...
Just like an EA game!!! Extra inmersion
Did the game update in the past week? I was playing with this mod recently, worked perfectly fine... Except the mod itself :D The steed looks weird and has normal maps missing, I guess
dont be sorry be better
Torrent skins is hilarious 😂😂😂
bro has lessthan 5k subs while getting HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of views
Melina: "Let my hand rest on your wallet, just for a moment."
That was genius.
Women be like:
"let my hand rest on your wallet" took me out 💀
This line was 11/10! Absolutely perfect joke
On Kami, I was done 😂
2:53 she said it so nonchalantly I almost missed it
"Someone must extinguish thy purse, let it be EA"
The NPC offering starter pack is wild haha
buying a token to skip a skipable boss is crazy
Sad the player didn’t know that 🥲
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Unskipable when it’s made by EA
@@veracc I don't think EA would add missable content. 😅
@@Macdumpsters ...then..SELL the solution.
I had to pay to watch this video
lol
😂
I bought EA play for 5$, so technically, i watched it for free.
@ 🤣👌
With your lifetime😄
The one hit kill crossbow should have been part of a lootbox chance that you have to purchase on repeat to attempt to get it.
Yeah, like it is now it's clearly too strong, ...because nobody buys the bas skips after that.
You are intelligent for business
And the ammo for it is only available through resource packs
and the rng and algorithm is slightly rigged in favor of the studios lol.
No-no! This is already Gaben's work.
You nailed the corporate inspired disgusting main menu.
I think it was awesome
It looks good ngl, i was litterally looking if there was a mod for it lol
It looks better than the bland generic main menu of the normal game
@@Rubenz343all our gpus disagree...
@@geminiandromeda8082 It definitely looks better with all the ads and "discounts", and you have the shop just one click away... Oh a 15% XP amulet, only 10 dollars? I'll take two.
he should've ran out of arrows at margit and be prompted to buy more for 59.99
True... 😂
Lmao 😂
True. Huge missed opportunity there.
These kinds of videos about EA, Ubisoft and Bethesda are so true that they bring both fun and sheer horror about gaming in general.
@@SANF0RD100 wise words
Were doomed.
you should add Activision.
video about how capitalism ruins everything, yes
Yeah, at least Ubisoft is about to fall
Okay, but the Malenia main screen goes hard, though.
I know bro 😭 I loved it
It’s made by an Asian artist named WLOP.
It’s actually a mod that you can download that modified your main menu screen, it’s so awesome, there’s another one that features Malenia as well, it’s similar to this one.
its cool af
@@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942I know em. Makes some really amazing art.
Theres only one issue. The GUI is too clean. It needs more cluttering with skills, inventory bags, nonsensical extra information etc.
Yeah and enemies showing levels above them at all times!
And 33 waypoints for all points of interest on the map!!
The enemy has to have hp numbers and game breaking glitches. And you have to pay money to remove ads.
And with EA, that will be included in DLC 🎉
Don't forget the giant hitmarkers and floating damage numbers too every time you hit something! and also a flashing exclamation mark above a enemies head every time it's going to attack
This is brilliantly hilarious. This video needs more views
Thanks bro
I laughed like an idiot when Melina started spouting nonsense. "For just $19.99" lmao.
Did they use AI? Or just a voice actor with similar voice?
@@敢林良 AI
"Let my hand rest on your wallet for just but a moment"
What's missing is an inventory screen with needlessly large horizontal scrolling menus.
The Crew Motorfest when trying to select a car. Just one long horizontal list.
1:51 Okay, I was NOT expecting the perfect Melina voice doing the advertising.
A next level asmr too!!
FR, did you use AI to match her voice that well?
Melina voice looks like the real thing
@@abdrex2139 The brand new advertising ASMR. 😏
@@gellbrown AI is amazing! 😆
I’m not even a big gamer, and these videos and company in-jokes are absolutely hilarious! Thanks for making these :)
Thanks bro!❤️ I plan to make more videos like this!
This is more horrifying than any Bloodborne character
Orphan of Kos agrees
It’s called the Eldric truth you need more insight
Elden lord I have become, but at what cost?
EA representative: around 300-400 dollars.
That too cheap for an EA game
Fun fact: Did you know that Ultima's antagonist The Guardian was actually the avatar of EA? 😏
Indeed, after EA bought Origin Systems in 1992 and started tyrannizing the studio, Richard Garriott (Lord British) designed Ultima's new antagonist to embody EA, "The Destroyer of Worlds", who was the antithesis of Origin Systems who were "The Creators of Worlds".
In fact, after EA bought Origin Systems, every new game made by Origin was about resistance against an evil corporation such as Crusader: No Remorse for example. 😉
Who do you think inspired them such spite against corporatism? 😏
@ That is amazing did not know !
So basically, you die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain
The humor of the only class you’re allowed to play as is the prisoner is not lost on me
1:24 I see EA has learned the red orb technique from the Devil May Cry games. Only difference is you will pay with your blood. Not demon blood.
3:45 - "Someone must extinguish thy wallet... Let it be Margit the Fell!"
*Margit the Fell is immune to Divine Crossbow. For 19.99 you can purchase the Divine Elixir that when used on Margit, weakens his immunity to Divinity*
メリナのボイス公式かと思ったら課金促してて草 声似すぎ
AI wa subarashii desu ne? 😉
The credits should roll after Margit. But you can then get the DLCs for Liurnia and Caelid. 😂
It’s so depressing how accurate this is
The way those transactions kept going and popping... at one point I thought EA was going to charge you per step taken.
This is an interesting idea, did you consider working for EA's marketing? 😏
AMAZING! I'm on my 22nd playthrough with over 980 hours in Elden Ring, and this is the BEST parody video I've seen! The editing and attention to detail was incredible, the EA microtransaction jokes were all perfect, and the voice acting for "MuhLEEnuh" was a perfect balance of the actual character's inflection with a bit of noticeable satire on it. It would be amazing to see a continuation of this for the whole of Elden Ring, or spinoffs of what the game would be like coming from different companies we also don't like (made by Ubisoft, for example.) I thank thee, Tarnished. Thy art befits a sub.
Also sharing this in every online Elden Ring community and fan group I'm in.
Thanks a lot bro, your comment inspires me to keep making videos. ❤️
Btw, I have the video of Elden Ring if it was made by Ubisoft on my channel. I think you'll like it... 😂
@@guimazr Haha awesome! I'll check it out! Oh and I forgot to mention just how much "Let my hand rest upon your wallet" wrecked me 🤣🤣🤣
lost it at the free stuff LMAO
Hands holding plus pay to win is the most deadliest cocktail ever made in the video game industry 💀
Dead Space 3 moment.
I love how melina's voice changes from British to American when she started talking about money 😂
Nailed it. Needs more server disconnects!
Crossbow isn’t goofy enough. It should shoot the most obnoxious, out of place looking missile that explodes into an eye burning spectacle. And I don’t want an armor set that actually has something to do with the game’s setting, I want to look like Commander Shepard or Ezio.
Give me Darth Vader in my medieval RPG EA.
The boss bypass token kinda sucks, I did't got any loot, but his drops are on elden store now. Bro that sick axe is onlt $59 tho Im getting it
I'd wait a year for a 5% sale honestly
watching this is depressing...
it is, i laughed but was deeply affected. i sensed a ball forming in my throat. And not the kind i like :(
@@Sargeras147 This is because you pay attention only to AAA gaming and are not aware of the alternative indie gaming which is a whole another way of gaming entirely. 😉
Bro I laughed throughout whole video LOL, nice to see new types of videos
Thanks bro
Did anyone else feel immediate urge to own Capybara Torrent?
Yeah
This is why we have this predicament because of mron like you. Go wack to anime and animals.
Yes. Also sounds would’ve been amazing
That's one I may have legitimately bought if it was real.
I bought the Torrent Capybara skin but I’m still maidenless? What do I buy next plz help
😂
@@jacksfilms Should have just torrented the game itself from Fitgirl, my guy xD
Bro I never thought I would find you here 😂,with you until the end cause freak SSSniperWolf
There's no way they would give feminine voice to female characters. 1:46
We're so lucky for having From Software
As consumers, it is very true ; as devs, I'm not so sure, they seems to work under harsh stress conditions
You react as if there were only EA or From Software whereas there are so many more alternatives to them, did you even pay attention to indie gaming instead of focusing onto AAA gaming only? 😉
@@Maxime_MartyrNo sane person would name all good studios, Fromsofware is just a really good AAA studio.
@ No sane person would make such an overbearing point as "I named only one because I would be insane to name them all". 😏
Capybara Torrent had me rolling ngl.
EA/ Blizzard and Ubisoft would do this
I am you and you are me...
GREEDY COMPANY SLAIN
You are a legend!
0:56 your runes have not been collected 🤣lol
Tragic how accurate this is
“Let my hands rest on your wallet, just for a moment”🗣️🗣️🗣️
There are so many of these videos that I wasn't expecting this to be good, but it was amazing
An unnecessarily long tutorial screen on how margit works was missing after its presentation
That starting menu with malenia was beautiful
I love they logo
“EA GAMES, CHARGING FOR EVERYTHING”
😂😂😂
It says "challenge everything". 😅
@@crimzongaming5470They really hold it dearly to their heart with time they started to challenge wallets of their customers.
i love how ridiculous it started to get lmao
I like how Melina becomes American when she starts advertising
"Let my hand rest on your wallet, just for a moment..."
I can't stop laughing, holy shit
This is an anxiety inducing video.
Sad this is the standard of modern games
I would buy Torrent Capybara...
that's sad when a game studio was controlled by capitalists. independence is always the best for most creative houses.
If this was EA, what would have been Blizzard's imagination/idea of Elden Ring?
they would have immediately made it a mmorpg as they did to diablo, they keep believing that all games need to be morphed into mmos
@@marinalexanduradu7384 While screwing over the people who'd rather play solo by keeping enemies at the strength you'd face them as a full party (looks at Diablo 4.) By the way....didn't they say when announcing Diablo 4..there were NOT going to be microtransactions and such?
Ok this is definitely creative and accurate and funny at the same time... good job bro ..m subscribing ...for the price of 5.99 usd😂😂
This is what people expecting nightreign
Was going to Say the same lol, ppl see in-game currrency that is only obtained by playing to Buy stuff and go crazy when it's a pretty much normal thing on games like this(like dead cells, You can Buy character upgrades or skins)and even the director said no microtransaccions but ppl don't read
Insane edit, you need more subs
Damn, this man done spent like $500 and is bout to lose it all soon after Godrick LOL. This is pretty much on point with EA and Call of Duty!!
This video is gold. Thanks for making my day 😂
This may be an exaggeration, but EA would definitely do it if they could get away with it.
They can. They always do.
Overcharging a game is fine because it prevents hackers because nobody is gonna pay that much for a game they’ll get banned from anyways but don’t put a price on everything that makes the game fun
@@duckie9767 hackers and bots in world of warcraft profit an average of $3 million a month. It is not that simple.
@@duckie9767 True...but it'll also keep casual players who can't spend thousands from playing it, too. EA only has one target audience....those that are willing to spend $3,000+ MORE on a game they already paid $80 - $120 for.
@@johnhanzelyjryou don't have to buy the game. Play something else and let them go bankrupt
The "your runes were not collected bit", yea I felt that one.
I ain't supporting ea but if they release a torrent capybara skin, I'm buying that shit
The microtransaction menu lmao
"let my hand rest upon your wallet, for just a moment"
Hey, didn't know Melina was Romanian.
Melina grinding the Tarnished for microtransactions is EPIC
There's so much potential for a series here. Stuff like dropping 15 items per enemy killed that can be sold for 2 runes each, limiting inventory space and selling upgrades, giving you the option to parkour, buy custom gestures with fortnite shit dances and stuff like that... Man, make it a series please!
I will definitely do it. Thanks for your comment, bro! ❤️
The Torrent Capybara skin goes hard af.
I'm feeling the FOMO coursing through my veins already.
Jokes aside, the community enabled this
Ok ngl. That menu screen goes hard AF
Do I need to pay for liking the video?
Probably
Yep
A monthly suscription, 9,99.
for viewing, commenting as well buddy. that will be $99,99
Every time I see something like this “What if EA made…” I get so much anxiety because it could very well end up like this one day.
$1000 for a class?! What is this, Star Citizen?
The sale for ea fc on the left and battlefield popping up every few seconds was a nice touch lmao.
Melina should have said she's trans or bi ,etc
Don’t forget the battle pass and item shop filled with new weapons, armor sets, and more upgrade materials
EA really is this shameless lmao
I'd hella buy a capybara skin, damn they got me
Melania becomes American half way through her monologue?
Wild, but also...scary true. Funny AF as well, well done!
The entire video is so on point that I can´t even find it funnny, I mean don´t get me wrong, I love it. But dude, what a piece of sh!t EA is!
Find'ya
As soon as you had Melina's site of grace on screen I was hiding my face in my hands, but it was worse than I could've imagined
I am sorry but this is Ubisoft and Blizzard nowadays.
When Melina's voice acting sickly dubbed in with the sales pitches, I cracked up.
Had to refund, they kept asking me to buy the Elden Pass :(
It's not often that I sub after watching a single video and not checking the library of past videos. But here we are.
Any money for a Torrent Capybara!💰
I did not expect protagonist to buy Godric'k knight set :D
Honestly, I'd pay $10 for a Capybara Torrent skin XD
Shabbos goy
😂😂😂 this is too good.
Glad someone made this video after that meme. Good job haha
This deserves way more views haha so brilliant
"Your runes have not been collected" 🤣
"Let my hand rest on your wallet, just for a moment..."
Me: Hmmm I think i'm gonna stay maidenless for awhile.
"Let my hand rest on your wallet" brooo 😭😂
Parodie? This is a legit full documentary
When I saw this video I thought of Ocelot's sentence
"You're pretty good "
That Malenia main menu was cool as f*ck though. You've nailed it
an NPC straight up selling you microtransactions, i wouldn't be surprised if EA or Ubisoft saw this and thought it was genius! and implement it to future games