Player One was found hanged in his room, his suicide note says he could not bear to watch other players do donuts with the jeep without being able to do so himself.
I don't know.....Yeah, escort missions are really bad but I think that there's nothing worst that missions with a limit of time. I've always hated these missions in a game.
Bioshock Infinite. Resident Evil 4-Ashley(yes she's annoying, but she knows to hide in the dumpster when you say so, if she gets caught that's your fault) Portal-Companion Cube There are good escort missions.
Devon Ziegler there have been times when my ai teammates needed weapons and i've given away every weapon i had on me and went around with a knife until i steal an enemies weapon :)
+T - 800 I think so too, but I can understand why you would have more fun doing fun shit in ego shooters... and I mean in most Ego-Shooters Singlemodes there is just no real difficulty or learning curve even on highest difficulty... its just for action and fun^^ and U do play some Ego Shooters and all on highest or second highest difficulty, second when highering the difficulty only means more life on enemys or less damage from me.
The most annoying thing is once some snotnosed kid tried to order me around on the grounds that he's "older than me". I said I very much doubted it, and asked him how old he was. He said he was 17. I told him I was probably older than his parents and he said I was lying and then told me "your stupid". To which I have to say, 17, that's like 11th grade, hasn't he finished with 4th grade level grammar yet?
And the "player1" 's black, adult, over 20 (but actually it's more like 18, maybe even 13-14) and muscled; nothing "player1"-ey about that, I tell you what !!!
His only crime was doing all this on easy. C'mon man. And also in my defense, the AI in Halo does a terrible job of driving and drives off cliffs more often than I do.
Outrageous250 True, I remember when I started on Ghost Recon for PS2...I sucked so bad. Hell, now I can run through the entire campgain on Elite with one soldier.except for those missions you need demo charges & what not. Then I fill the second squad with the specialist people and murder anything with a pulse with my selected soldier in Squad A
"Your Honor, I would like to point out that I had no support from my squadmates. They gave no covering fire, provided no first aid for injuries, and insisted on me taking point despite me holding the mission objective and or carrying highly volatile materials. Their driving was appalling, constantly ramming into walls or going so slow that the enemy had a clear line of fire. Their aim was abysmal as well; I frequently supplied them with sniper rifles and rocket launchers, yet they missed every shot. Corporal Thompson over here had a shotgun, and somehow missed every single time. Your Honor, a shotgun is a close ranged weapon. You have to try to miss with it. They also insisted on having me carry out all the objectives, even the mundane ones, like setting the C4 or calling in an air strike. I ask you, your Honor, how can I be expected to do my job when I have to do everyone else's?"
@@killcharge4338 its called empathy. You see those NPCs as human, because Devs made a really good job of having them act so. (or at least Voice Actors did) Also, to clarify, I see this like a spartan would: If they are too weak to live and fight for it, at least let them die for their cause.
@@VeryProfessionalGamer eh I guess I see it like " oh if I save them they might be able to help me a little longer" this is especially true in farcry. But yeah there is still that empathy thing
Jacob Perkins Actually 's is perfectly acceptable. I use "s when I'm writing actual stories mostly and 's when it's speech within speech/thouhts and writers themselves have different ways of using it. I also use it for quotes, as a result. There's a reason why I call them 'quotation marks'.
I love how the Captain is both a Lieutenant General and a Tech Sargent. This is only for people who know military rank insignias, and changes nothing in the video but I found it funny :P
XRenimages Of course I believe that this trial that has trails littered with witty comebacks was probably all started by someone who thought sarcastically.
I do that in halo 1-3 and a little bit in four but if any marine dies I restart the checkpoint I always give them the best equipment available and if I can they will all be equipped with sniper rifles and rocket launchers because they are literal operators when they get those weapons. I like how in halo 3 and 2 at certain checkpoints whatever surviving marines are still alive leave in a pelican so in my mind I pretend they go back to their families and tell their war stories of fighting with the chief
your ranks are all jacked up. your sergeant is referred to as a private, but wears the insignia of a corporal. the man you call a captain wears a 3 star general rank
I believe the formal name for that rank is Technical Captain Lieutenant General Sergeant. More likely it’s just a lieutenant that got his uniform out of the Airmen’s Attic.
I can safely say I'd never be put in one of these trials. I follow orders to the letter Never intentionally harm allies or civilians Never Teabag my team mates(rarely do it to the enemy)
I left that Bitch to die, though I commended her for her ability to bring my men to safety, unfortunately is cost her and her soldiers their lives... but I'd take a good honest Imperial over an Eldar anyday.
More like Banjo and Kazooie with their UNSC "friends." (I imagined them to be secretly friends of the Kongs despite the Microsoft license throughout the last two decades.)
+AntChodeny he dosn't take up guilty client's in the first place he only defends people if there compleatly innocent and plus it's the law to tell a lawyer if your guilty or not
Guys, I can never beat this fucking level. What am I doing wrong? I get that it's a secret level and it's supposed to be hard, but wow, that judge hates me.
TheHungryCuber No i didnt, but its impossible to know if somebody is trolling (unless they make it extremely obvious) or not, i bet half of my classmates dont know what oitnb is
He should have said, I’m the player, I can get away with anything, I’m in charge of time and space and if I feel like it, I can restart the mission, I’ve died too many times to count, but, I’ll keep respawing until the mission is completed
Nicholas Cage qas really proud, and he also made 19 different movies based on the fact, the last one about an error occured during an operation where his team killed a lot of civilians: the fault in my stars
Funny thing is that for me, by how I play I'd be getting rewards and the medal of honor left and right and promotions left and right. For some reasons I've done missions in CoD and Halo where I fight myself trying to keep my soldiers alive. In flight combat games I'd be an ace by the time of the first mission's end.
This is actually such a cool idea. Like after every FPS game, a trial like this happens in a cut scene and your companions recap all the horrible experiences they had with you
+patricio torre I mean like getting a sentence for killing teammates or not following the rules. you would also have to survive in prison. get what I mean?
MarkusParkus2000 there are games where you fal the objective or get kicked out of the army if you fuck up. it results in and endgame, not going to jail, but that's implicit.
+patricio torre I know, but I mean like getting sendt to jail. And while in there, you would have to deal with riots and stuff like that. Another feauture could be having to earn points in-game to afford a lawyer. The lawyer you get will affect your chanses of getting sendt to jail.
They should make a another one. Maybe with it being co-op where one player is like this one, and the other actually tried completing the mission with the ai?
Dark Humor There are NPCs in some third person shooters where you play some levels online, but NPCs aren't usually used in games like COD, but they are used to fill the gaps whenever there aren't enough people playing in the server in some games.
His ending speech should have been "But I'm the only one here who can get shot 90 times in the face and be fine, as long as I have take a 10 second breather."
In red faction guerilla, I always do demolitions by driving a truck rigged with explosives, through the building, hopping out, and blowing the thing up. Sure does get the job done :)
*notices teammate has a sniper. throws a grenade near him so he dies then steals his gun*
it was a secret its enuff that i have to live with my sins :(
NoForksGiven I plead guilty.
Gen sawa no shit 3 year old commentor.
DragonFury Tej lol so the 3 year old has better grammar then the adult
or maybe the adult knows how to make a joke
I sentence him to spectate for one whole match.
+Brandon Soltero My god...
Oh yes, quite evil indeed.
Gaben have mercy on his soul
Player One was found hanged in his room, his suicide note says he could not bear to watch other players do donuts with the jeep without being able to do so himself.
You monster!
Maybe I wouldn't hoard all the guns and vehicles, if you didn't keep getting stuck on garden fences.
I know right XD
Now that is funny ;-)
or have so many friendly fire incidents if you just didn't jump in front of my line of fire every single time!
Oh shit! 666 likes!
Must not like or dislike!
+Hairysteed the house of the devil is humour
I hate escort missions said every player 1 ever...
+Alexander Glotov escort missions are worse than hackers
I don't know.....Yeah, escort missions are really bad but I think that there's nothing worst that missions with a limit of time. I've always hated these missions in a game.
Player 2 lives matter
Bioshock Infinite.
Resident Evil 4-Ashley(yes she's annoying, but she knows to hide in the dumpster when you say so, if she gets caught that's your fault)
Portal-Companion Cube
There are good escort missions.
Yeah, they’re long and boring
I feel bad for all the NPCs that I have abused now.
This makes it better
N
Your profile pic fits that sentence so well. :)
It's good knowing they had emotion while i tormented them.
Chrono Trigger.
meanwhile im the one sitting here struggling to actually be a good teammate in a single player campaign...
there have been times when Ive died trying to save an ai soldier...
Devon Ziegler I've always been so bad for that. Especially in Star Wars Republic Commando haha
Devon Ziegler there have been times when my ai teammates needed weapons and i've given away every weapon i had on me and went around with a knife until i steal an enemies weapon :)
HellfireXChaotica
Please go get laid
jacob long i'll elt you know when im married to my boyfriend so there can even be a posibbility of that happening :D
What? This isn't realistic at all! everyone there is over 12 years old!
+T - 800 I think so too, but I can understand why you would have more fun doing fun shit in ego shooters... and I mean in most Ego-Shooters Singlemodes there is just no real difficulty or learning curve even on highest difficulty... its just for action and fun^^ and U do play some Ego Shooters and all on highest or second highest difficulty, second when highering the difficulty only means more life on enemys or less damage from me.
The most annoying thing is once some snotnosed kid tried to order me around on the grounds that he's "older than me". I said I very much doubted it, and asked him how old he was. He said he was 17. I told him I was probably older than his parents and he said I was lying and then told me "your stupid". To which I have to say, 17, that's like 11th grade, hasn't he finished with 4th grade level grammar yet?
They are supposed to be NPCs; not other human teammates.
And the "player1" 's black, adult, over 20 (but actually it's more like 18, maybe even 13-14) and muscled; nothing "player1"-ey about that, I tell you what !!!
This is for single player missions
His only crime was doing all this on easy. C'mon man.
And also in my defense, the AI in Halo does a terrible job of driving and drives off cliffs more often than I do.
holy shit this sarcaasm is strong
DanDragon but we did end it
crimson2knight a
crimson2knight funny how marines ai is bad, but covenants ai is really good
Halo ce ai was amazing
I PLEAD INCOMPETENCE!
Has any, ANY NPC succeeded in finishing the game without aid from a sentient player?!
Yes, Quiet
+Shinku Sasori did you mean quite?
Alwin Priven no, I meant Quiet from MGS 5: TPP
Original star wars battlefront.
You could be afk the whole time and still win
ever set super smash bros to have 4 CPUs fight? one of them wins!
This had me at, "I hate escort missions"
xPTKx oh don't we all do
Resident evil 4
He should've just restarted the mission.
+HiImMoop He completed it he didn't fail but at the expense of his squadmates
"I finished the mission... on EASY." - I laughed so hard! :D
Now THAT is criminal!
ikr!! hahaha
Your laugh was on a higher difficulty than his mission.
This is why you don't send n00bs into the field of combat
You have just won the internet.
But then nobody would become pro, so nobody would be online, think about it, every pro started as a noob!
Outrageous250 True, I remember when I started on Ghost Recon for PS2...I sucked so bad.
Hell, now I can run through the entire campgain on Elite with one soldier.except for those missions you need demo charges & what not. Then I fill the second squad with the specialist people and murder anything with a pulse with my selected soldier in Squad A
Outrageous250 You confuse newb for noob. One is a new player while the other is simply an idiot.
Outrageous250
fucking training
"Your Honor, I would like to point out that I had no support from my squadmates. They gave no covering fire, provided no first aid for injuries, and insisted on me taking point despite me holding the mission objective and or carrying highly volatile materials. Their driving was appalling, constantly ramming into walls or going so slow that the enemy had a clear line of fire. Their aim was abysmal as well; I frequently supplied them with sniper rifles and rocket launchers, yet they missed every shot. Corporal Thompson over here had a shotgun, and somehow missed every single time. Your Honor, a shotgun is a close ranged weapon. You have to try to miss with it. They also insisted on having me carry out all the objectives, even the mundane ones, like setting the C4 or calling in an air strike. I ask you, your Honor, how can I be expected to do my job when I have to do everyone else's?"
This would be a very convincing case for the defendant honestly
If the teammates are shit... You must acquit.
This is script worthy material! 😂😂
Sounds like the case of: US Army Private James Ramirez vs. US Department of Defense
@@spyfreakm1 What was the case about?
CH need to make more originals like these brings these kinda skits back.
Dam right!!
+SbS DEFTxSTAR exactly
Sketches*
+Michael 2715
Skits are sketches
Now all they do is TH-cam Red
"I finish the mission... On easy" I love he has nothing to show for with that one single line 😂
if he had said he beat the mission on hard then he would have been off the hook with a misconduct on his record.
Dave Snuggly on veteran
"I called for the player to help, but he... stood there... he just stood there..." So... the player never heard of the pause button?
How many times do I have to say this? You can't pause the game MOM
@@takvacs Ah but that's where you're wrong! future mothers will understand you can't pause when in multiplayer, but you can when in Single Player!
Ah hah, very clever
Nah... My Mom Still Doesn't Know That I Can't Pause Online Games 🤣😅
Bahahahahaha
"I'm not even gonna give it away. Not gonna do it."
This whole thing was hilarious
WWEPH5926 I don’t get it
I don't get it either. I mean, rocket jumping is certainly a thing but this sounds like more than that?
It's supposed to be like "I'm not gonna tell you what to do to access the secret".
Apparently *this* game had an Easter egg directly tied to rocket jumping.
Didn’t one of the Halo games have something like that?
I always find myself going out of my way to rescue NPC's.
Then I realize I'm wasting perfectly good ammunition.
Mark Contini I save them if I can. I like doing it.
@Uganda Knuckles My ugandan brother i support this.
IDK why but I will drop everything I'm doing to save an NPC.
@@killcharge4338 its called empathy. You see those NPCs as human, because Devs made a really good job of having them act so. (or at least Voice Actors did)
Also, to clarify, I see this like a spartan would: If they are too weak to live and fight for it, at least let them die for their cause.
@@VeryProfessionalGamer eh I guess I see it like " oh if I save them they might be able to help me a little longer" this is especially true in farcry. But yeah there is still that empathy thing
Captain that is also a Three Star General that is also a USAF Staff Sergeant that is also a Navy Chief Petty Officer. Seems legit
WizKid 1123 They don’t do research.
james lawman Or it's part of the joke.
no thats a tech sergeant patch
Maxwell Klinger correct
Bennett?
It's Bennett!! XD
+Corey Hughes Holy Shit
+Corey Hughes omg that cop from orange is new black!
+Corey Hughes omg that cop from orange is new black!
I thought he looked familiar I was like he's cute where do Ik him from.
The guy explaining the mission objective is such a fogey.
1:29 the guy on orange is the new black
Thoguht only i noticed .-.
As soon as I saw him I flipped shit. Lmao.
aaaaayyyyyyy
Now we know how he lost his leg.
JAHHHNN
Dang everybody would be in court if this was real i got unsporting conduct lol
DUDE! Someone was tea-bagged....show some respect!
"...on easy..." LMAO!!!!!
all he has to do is run into the wall and he will glitch through it and escape
I couldn't stop laughing after the dolls, especially with the guy's weeping.
I figured that was how it was going to end. Ha ha ha ha ha...
TheNobleScoundrel I love your profile pic so much. Fellow KOTOR fan?
TheGamerKell Yup. "Jedi, Sith? They're all the same! Just a bunch of petty little people with too much power!"
TheNobleScoundrel I, myself, prefer the cut line 'And now I come in saying something suitably heroic'.
TheGamerKell god damnit you use "s not 's or *s
Jacob Perkins Actually 's is perfectly acceptable. I use "s when I'm writing actual stories mostly and 's when it's speech within speech/thouhts and writers themselves have different ways of using it. I also use it for quotes, as a result. There's a reason why I call them 'quotation marks'.
I love how the Captain is both a Lieutenant General and a Tech Sargent. This is only for people who know military rank insignias, and changes nothing in the video but I found it funny :P
What?!? Now I have to question the realism of this so called trail.
XRenimages And also this trial.
Kevin Reynolds Of course, this trial has trails littered with witty comebacks.
XRenimages Of course I believe that this trial that has trails littered with witty comebacks was probably all started by someone who thought sarcastically.
8bitslime I loved all the wool poolies lol
Am I the only FPS Player who helps my fellow comrades?
yup
+T - 800 I try to keep all friendlies alive like in halo if one of my marines die I just restart the check point
+Max Payne Naw, I save as many as I can.
I do that in halo 1-3 and a little bit in four but if any marine dies I restart the checkpoint I always give them the best equipment available and if I can they will all be equipped with sniper rifles and rocket launchers because they are literal operators when they get those weapons. I like how in halo 3 and 2 at certain checkpoints whatever surviving marines are still alive leave in a pelican so in my mind I pretend they go back to their families and tell their war stories of fighting with the chief
+emanual barakat I do the same thing like I scared sometimes to give them rockets due to the fact that they can kill other friendlies
your ranks are all jacked up. your sergeant is referred to as a private, but wears the insignia of a corporal. the man you call a captain wears a 3 star general rank
the "captain" also had Air Force Technical Sergeant wings on his arm
Impersonating a soldier.
I believe the formal name for that rank is Technical Captain Lieutenant General Sergeant.
More likely it’s just a lieutenant that got his uniform out of the Airmen’s Attic.
I can safely say I'd never be put in one of these trials.
I follow orders to the letter
Never intentionally harm allies or civilians
Never Teabag my team mates(rarely do it to the enemy)
You wuss
Exemplary Virtual Soldier* lol
Were your orders to get tricked by an Eldar farseer like a total noob? Because if so, good job general!
I left that Bitch to die, though I commended her for her ability to bring my men to safety, unfortunately is cost her and her soldiers their lives... but I'd take a good honest Imperial over an Eldar anyday.
Step into gta and u will say goodbye to the never harm civilians
Team bagging is unacceptable
Sounds like Halo.
More like Banjo and Kazooie with their UNSC "friends." (I imagined them to be secretly friends of the Kongs despite the Microsoft license throughout the last two decades.)
i cant believe this video still holds up til this day
who is that actor who looks like a captain the one who said "he just stood there"
Matt McGorry
I was also trying to find out, thanks closet fanboy
ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK!!
+Bashir Muttawa no problem :)
He's in How To Get Away With Murded, Matt McGory
Oh man, this should've been First Person Shooter guy represented by Phoenix Wright.
+AntChodeny he dosn't take up guilty client's in the first place he only defends people if there compleatly innocent and plus it's the law to tell a lawyer if your guilty or not
drummerboi357 Annalise Keating on the other hand,would have gotten player 1 found not guilty
Guys, I can never beat this fucking level. What am I doing wrong?
I get that it's a secret level and it's supposed to be hard, but wow, that judge hates me.
Why does player 1's lawyer look like Martin Shkreli
exactly what I was thinking
Shrekli?
Shrek?
"Imagine if I had to console
The families of those slain I slayed on game consoles"
- Lupe Fiasco
What song ?
If this is a videogame court, I would like to call Phoenix Wright to be my attorney.
the rocket jumping and t bagging was hilarious
Daaaammn they got bennet from orange is the new black
Nope. Orange is the new black got Bennett from collage humor
yeah this is way older
Nooo he is asher from htgawm ok
They should do a League of Legends trial.
+Marcus Hall but then no one would win except Faker.
fuck off
Fuck off
TheTastyToast no
+Marcus Hall Seriously, fuck off
Isn't that he guy out of Orange is the new black?
+TheHungryCuber Is it because he's black?
MLG Cthulhu Nice try at trolling, but you could do better.
+MLG Cthulhu Dont you even know the series "orange is the new black"?
TheHungryCuber No i didnt, but its impossible to know if somebody is trolling (unless they make it extremely obvious) or not, i bet half of my classmates dont know what oitnb is
faildafail As you said 'unless the make it extremely obvious' and so he did.
*thinks back to pwning noobs on Halo 3 and tea baging their dead bodies*........those were the days *single tear* XD
People just do it on Reach and Halo 5 still
press f to pay respect...
I love how the player had no regerts.
2:18 reference to rocket jump
I think so
..."but I completed the mission. On easy." OMG I spat my coffee....
"Press F To say Sorry"
Halo 5: The Aftermath
Brilliant. THIS is good comedy. I don't even play 1st person shooter games, and i know exactly what they're talking about. Well done, you guys!
I finished the mission..........on easy.XD!!!!
Is this the same guy who played the radar operator in Space Balls?
Is that Asher from How to Get Away with Murder!!?
He should have said, I’m the player, I can get away with anything, I’m in charge of time and space and if I feel like it, I can restart the mission, I’ve died too many times to count, but, I’ll keep respawing until the mission is completed
After all the shit that poor talent agent has had to put up with, I think he earned those three stars.
woohoo
Nicholas Cage qas really proud, and he also made 19 different movies based on the fact, the last one about an error occured during an operation where his team killed a lot of civilians: the fault in my stars
He was sentenced to have his account banned from servers
1:24 Jesus Christ is that Asher from How to get away with murder
Funny thing is that for me, by how I play I'd be getting rewards and the medal of honor left and right and promotions left and right. For some reasons I've done missions in CoD and Halo where I fight myself trying to keep my soldiers alive. In flight combat games I'd be an ace by the time of the first mission's end.
Yesh verry. Verry badarse.
War is heck...
2:37 Twitter users when they get tea bagged in a video game
Is the guy at 1:20 the dude from Orange is the New Black?
was that Bennett from Orange Is The New Black?
yes
They should make one for GTA V pricks… I rage quit so hard tonight, i shattered my controller…
this is still my favorite CH video of all time
Oh THAT'S how Emmet lost his leg.
Ah, the tribunal.
luckily not in OCE
Happened in Halo quite often! :)
i think it was halo they were talking about! i think halo was the game that started tbagging and galactic soldiers sounds like the one on halo.
This is actually such a cool idea. Like after every FPS game, a trial like this happens in a cut scene and your companions recap all the horrible experiences they had with you
Finished the mission... on easy :D - yes, he's guilty
3:34-3:41 and I apologize about that... but I finished the mission...
....on EASY...
LOL XD
Lero-o-o-o-o-o-oy Jenkins!
0:43 objection, leading question
Sentence him to a multi-player match with only a knife
there should be a game like this
+MarkusParkus2000 every shooter ever?
+patricio torre I mean like getting a sentence for killing teammates or not following the rules. you would also have to survive in prison. get what I mean?
MarkusParkus2000 there are games where you fal the objective or get kicked out of the army if you fuck up. it results in and endgame, not going to jail, but that's implicit.
+patricio torre I know, but I mean like getting sendt to jail. And while in there, you would have to deal with riots and stuff like that. Another feauture could be having to earn points in-game to afford a lawyer. The lawyer you get will affect your chanses of getting sendt to jail.
Well that’s pretty much halo in a nutshell
Haha I love that the 3star general is also a TSgt. and a Capt.
Ikr. I just learned not to question ranks in video games anymore.
The lawyer during the direct examination is exclusively using leading questions. These are all object-able.
Thats right, fucking guilty.
I thought they were gonna let him off.
Go fucking offline is the damn logic nogguh
Is that the guy from Orange is the new black?
Indeed he is
And how to get away with murder
That's Bennett alright!
yes😂
2:20 TF2 REFRENCE
Quake reference.
Because tf2 and quake are the only games you can rocket jump, genius.
Jaguar Games don't forget battlefield.
halo reference
d0wnfall25 Are you dumb? you can't rocket jump in halo you console noob.
2:37 Why did P1 teabag someone else's kill? Teabagging is only meaningful if you do it to your own kill. Noob.
Gabriel Reyes at overwatch trial runs like this hahaha
In his defense, escort missions suck
Omg, 1:15 is the officer from Orange is the New Black!
That's where I know him from! Thanks!
They should make a another one. Maybe with it being co-op where one player is like this one, and the other actually tried completing the mission with the ai?
No glitched mpc ? this video is feeeeeek
There are no NPCs when you play in an online FPS
Emir Tulumcu coop game ?
Dark Humor There are NPCs in some third person shooters where you play some levels online, but NPCs aren't usually used in games like COD, but they are used to fill the gaps whenever there aren't enough people playing in the server in some games.
It's always the black dude isn't it?
Not everything is racist. The guy can act well so he is in the role.
Mythreya L That was not the point, but a common thing in Hollywood as an inside joke is that. The black dude is always killed or the guilty.
***** So to counteract that we must never hire a black man for said role? I think balance is in order, not contradiction.
Vengeful Spirit If you have watched allot of Hollywood movies you know what I speak about.
the judge was also black. is that racist?
Gamers in a nutshell
So what you wanna do here is engage an accelerated backhop out of the court room.
3:58
Judge: Guilty!!
Me: Fuck that
Console Command: killall
Multiple deaths initiated
Me: Who the bitch now?
Is one of the victims, also one of the guards from orange is the new black? weird
Omg its Asher!! 😱😍😎
After scrolling through the comments for 2 hours, I finally found someone else who watches htgawm too
His ending speech should have been "But I'm the only one here who can get shot 90 times in the face and be fine, as long as I have take a 10 second breather."
Well, in his defense, escort missions *are* an affront to nature.
2:24 tf2 soldiers !
In red faction guerilla, I always do demolitions by driving a truck rigged with explosives, through the building, hopping out, and blowing the thing up. Sure does get the job done :)
you use jeep stuff to complete missions...
... neeb aproves
Brykip XD
JEEP STUFF
how am i only finding these videos?!? they're brilliant