I'm no native English speaker, but I can get more than half of the jokes, I'm really satisfied with it since it's goddamn funny, but the others than I don't get are my motivation to improve my level !
I remember being thirteen, and this is no worse than the conversations we had out in the schoolyard without the influence of comedians or other racy media, just good ol' word of mouth and a healthily juvenile sense of humor.
@stnavres Then you are the exception. Children are pushed into growing up too fast these days, confronted with issues that they are not emotionally ready or equipped for. Let them be children, and enjoy that period. Adulthood comes more than quickly enough.
'Child grooming refers to actions deliberately undertaken with the aim of befriending and establishing an emotional connection with a child, to lower the child's inhibitions in preparation for sexual activity with the child, or exploitation (such as child labour-see trafficking of children).' This basically:)
Putting a comma before a conjunctive when said conjunctive is used to join two independent clauses is perfectly acceptable - indeed, necessary. If you're trying to out-nazi a grammar nazi, it's usually helpful to be accurate.
@snipertje123 He says "I get asked 'what did you study?'. Philosophy and English. Well, I say did Philosophy and English. What I mean is - I thought about reading a book."
@brook316 Cheap shot dude. Cheap. I already explained I work in an anglo-dutch environment and have to switch between langauges alot and after along day at the office made a simple typo. Is trollen all you have?
I had to google "grooming" to understand the joke, THEN I realized why it was so fun that he offered to explain it to the boy backstage. In my defense, I would liek to point out that English IS in fact my second language.
Guys, where can i get english subs for this full show? Could anyone send it to me? It's impossible to get the DVD in the place i live in. Thank you in advance
I like how there's a thirteen-year-old kid there and he's not letting up. I imagine being the kid, so uncomfortable listening to sex jokes with his dad. I couldn't have done that when I was thirteen.
Well, in that case, probably because his dad was there he got in with a guardian. Like 'R' rated movies, you have to be over 18 to see them alone, but if you're with a group, only one of them has to be over 18.
at 10 I had heard every word in the book, and was using them regularly, didn't know what the fuck they meant, but if it was a bad word you can bet your sweet ass I fucking used them. And thats how I became a sailor
+oldschoolcuc "Your best friend is you. I'm my best friend too. I share the same views and hardly ever argue." -Bloodhound Gang "Your Only Friends Are Make Believe"
I'm not sure which is worse; the 13 year old kid at the Jimmy Carr show, the fact that you claim someone paid money for a child, or the apostrophe you've inexplicably placed into the middle of Frankie Boyle's surname.
That dad looked pissed after Jimmy was talking shit about his parental skills. ROFL !!
Dimitri Sainis Not really
More like embarrassed that he was going to appear on Jimmy's show for millions to see.
I'm no native English speaker, but I can get more than half of the jokes, I'm really satisfied with it since it's goddamn funny, but the others than I don't get are my motivation to improve my level !
Jimmy has a chance now
Michael Banton seen a few people comment that on this video. How so?
TeqnoV2
Brangelina ist divorced kommandant.
Michael Banton with whom? Angelina or the kid?
LOL
The Dad of the 13 year old looks like one of the Chuckle Brothers..
Yes
"Who's the stig. You wanna know? It's..."
*video buffers*
Haha who takes a 13 year old to a Jimmy Carr gig?
MrLachyG His father it seems.
Americans
MrLachyG A great father
A "Cool Dad"
MrLachyG a great dad
omg the angelina joke at the end its perfect for him now!
Damn it. People already beat me to the "he has a chance with her now" comment.
Sorry, what is the joke?
I wrote that comment not long after Brad and Angelina had filed for divorce.
Man this guy is just the best comedian ever!
the king
the last 15 seconds are perfect!
legend
I remember being thirteen, and this is no worse than the conversations we had out in the schoolyard without the influence of comedians or other racy media, just good ol' word of mouth and a healthily juvenile sense of humor.
Love the bloke just nodding at 0:30 like yeah, "that is a bad colour for an arsehole to be" haha
I once had fudge in Harrod's. If that's not gay I don't know what is.
@stnavres Then you are the exception. Children are pushed into growing up too fast these days, confronted with issues that they are not emotionally ready or equipped for. Let them be children, and enjoy that period. Adulthood comes more than quickly enough.
I love Jimmy's laught at 1:52
FUNNY AS FUCK!!!!!!!!
Jimmy Carr is one of the best British comedians ever, glad im the first comment ha
Thank you for sharing your private life with us.
Great jokes! I loled
The STIG !
CHAMPION!
I love jimmys laugh! :D
when i was 6 i made dark humour jokes.
thank the lord for italian ghettos.
I think Jimmy Carr is best when he interacts with the audience ahaha
haha I like how he jumped out his chair when he didnt hear what jimmy said lol he must have been shittin himself when jimmy was speaking to him lol
lol he's so offensive, I love it!!!!
I love his laugh :DDD
@Jerms702 best comedian ever. from any country
thank god theres internet in comedy heaven!
Just as he was about to say who the Stig was, my old friend, The Buffer Circle arrived...
HE IS WATCHING!
love his laugh. Ha ha haaa!
Yes.
Is that the same dad and kid that was at Russel Peter's show? LOL
The joke about gay experiences was already used in another one of his sketches- in Montreal,Canada.
lol, love the ending :D
Oh... I was impressed for a second then!:')
Cheers! ^^
'Child grooming refers to actions deliberately undertaken with the aim of befriending and establishing an emotional connection with a child, to lower the child's inhibitions in preparation for sexual activity with the child, or exploitation (such as child labour-see trafficking of children).' This basically:)
Putting a comma before a conjunctive when said conjunctive is used to join two independent clauses is perfectly acceptable - indeed, necessary. If you're trying to out-nazi a grammar nazi, it's usually helpful to be accurate.
normal people: hahaha
carr: ah ah ah
U are the only comment untill now :p
No way, bringing your kid to comedy this good is good parenting rather than irresponsible
If you listen closely, after he said 'I've got a face like a potato.' you can hear a woman go 'aww'.
One of the greats. Him mixed with alittle bit of Mitch Headburge would be something to see
I have never heard of such a thing as a toffee hammer before.
"Doesn't count if you do it to them, does it?"
@snipertje123 He says "I get asked 'what did you study?'. Philosophy and English. Well, I say did Philosophy and English. What I mean is - I thought about reading a book."
Which gig is this? What do I search to get the full one?
I love his laugh, haha haoo
haha yh, it was one of the best ones as well
That grooming joke was classic.
@brook316 Cheap shot dude. Cheap. I already explained I work in an anglo-dutch environment and have to switch between langauges alot and after along day at the office made a simple typo.
Is trollen all you have?
04:18 You don't hear too many people doing jokes about "blacking up" these days.
This is not always necessary as you state Gwres.. and in this sentence it is not needed... but it is also not wrong to put one in either.
I had to google "grooming" to understand the joke, THEN I realized why it was so fun that he offered to explain it to the boy backstage.
In my defense, I would liek to point out that English IS in fact my second language.
@TimidJunkster that parent is a fking legend!
@ChimpieGDTKEJNTO Sure. But the issue we are talking about is the parents responsibilty, and not enviromental influences ;-)
I think the crowd missed the philosophy joke haha
I think i missed it.
True X-)
guys, is there any site or smth else where i can find the text of this and other Jimmy Carr shows?
that's a very subjective statement. some researchers say that young children should be allowed to experience boundries and taboos
What is the name of this show...not the dvd
I'll give you that one, it was meant to be a colon but clearly I missed the shift key. :p
0:40 , holy shit thats the kid from two and a half men :O
who else saw the madona gag coming at the end =p
What jokes didn't you get?
Jim Carry ^^
What does he say after "really that is the one that counts. Doesnt....what?" @3.23
Yup ;D
Guys, where can i get english subs for this full show? Could anyone send it to me? It's impossible to get the DVD in the place i live in. Thank you in advance
I like how there's a thirteen-year-old kid there and he's not letting up. I imagine being the kid, so uncomfortable listening to sex jokes with his dad. I couldn't have done that when I was thirteen.
Well, in that case, probably because his dad was there he got in with a guardian. Like 'R' rated movies, you have to be over 18 to see them alone, but if you're with a group, only one of them has to be over 18.
Can someone write down the philosophy joke? He speaks so fast sometimes and English is not my first language
Am i the only one who died after the philosophy and english line?????
that parent was indeed very silly bringen his son
no lol. we all did
at 10 I had heard every word in the book, and was using them regularly, didn't know what the fuck they meant, but if it was a bad word you can bet your sweet ass I fucking used them.
And thats how I became a sailor
I must say, I've never had the first two gay experiences, but certainly the third.
Oh yea yea
*Genius
Naaa, just a bumbass typo actually after a long day at the office :-)
Why the hell is this in the related vids for Pony Tumblr Confessions?
Trust me. At 13, that kid has heard worse things in school.
And if he hasn't, it's about fucking time.
I believe the term is; "owned".
Ah, I missed a lot of jokes. I guess I'm not too good at getting British humour yet.
Naaa, it's just a hybrid anglo-dutch verb meaning 'to bring'. ;-P
What special is this?
I can only find clips.
So fucking true!
4:17 I died :D
And yet you wrote that comment...
Sorry to say, no you did not die.
X YZ That means...I am...JESUS!
So you are an imaginary friend... Great, got that to deal with too now...
Shit.
X YZ I am an imaginary friend of myself...sounds pretty schyzofrenic :D
+oldschoolcuc "Your best friend is you. I'm my best friend too. I share the same views and hardly ever argue." -Bloodhound Gang "Your Only Friends Are Make Believe"
Not US, definitely. I thought it was about pube maintenance. Figured I was wrong when he started picking on the young un.
HIS NAME IS NOT JIMMY CARR
This guy reminds me of Sheldon Cooper
Can someone tell me what does he say at 3:25? tks
"Doesn't matter if you do it to them, does it?"
That dad wasn't to happy
lol which one?
That 13 yr old is 23 now.
Children see worse on television and hear much worse throughout mainstream music, comedy should be the very least of anyone's worries.
I'm not sure which is worse; the 13 year old kid at the Jimmy Carr show, the fact that you claim someone paid money for a child, or the apostrophe you've inexplicably placed into the middle of Frankie Boyle's surname.