For someone so funny, he was painting such an amazing touching picture of his newborn child , good on you, Jimmy, yeah kids don't come with instruction manuals and receipts. 😂
there needs to be a law that comedians cannot procreate. They stop being funny instantly as the blandness of parenthood destroys their humor. This is purely awful. We don't care about your spawn!
I love how Jimmy has become this kind of avuncular comedian who has chilled out but is still as savage as ever. Best of all insane worlds🎉
He is your emotional support comedian.
❤
@@musicloverme3993this but genuinely. My comfort comedian.
I love this guy's unbridled sense of humor. Jimmy is THE BEST.
Humour*
@@dcmastermindfirst9418 Humor*
@@dcmastermindfirst9418actually, both are correct. The first is American, as in the U.S. of A. And the second is British, as well as Canadian.
Jacob getting ptsd when she starts unzipping his jeans!
He definitely took a life lesson from that show home.
PRE-Trumatic Stress Disorder
I love Jimmy, he is my comfort comedian.
15:04 Jimmy is just visibly drinking in the reaction like he is charging up lmao
For someone so funny, he was painting such an amazing touching picture of his newborn child , good on you, Jimmy, yeah kids don't come with instruction manuals and receipts. 😂
Thanks for the laughs. Happy Natal New Year!!! 😃
Happy Birthday, Mr. Carr !
Come to Vancouver, Canada and I’ll be there in a heartbeat!
That started out dark. Just what your fans want!
Kelly got roaaaasted 😂
Love your stories and jokes. Keep more coming but stop with the Botox 😅😅
I like the captions 😍
Need more stand ups of jimmy best comedian not enough videos 😢
Love Jimmy. I wonder if he has seen Ryan Long's new set? Incredibly funny.
Thanks
Thank you Lord thank you Mom thank you Grandma Ella 🙏 thank you Jimmy Carr
They should do camera shots to the audience so we can see who he’s talking to
7:07 Jacob looks more like a jetski to me
Can somebody explain the coat hanger joke please?
Pregnancy used to be terminated by a woman having a bottle of gin and getting in the bath with a wire coat hanger....
@@tigger4011 thanks!
@@yourstruly4817 lmao
No, you're all wrong. It was because the baby had already been born, so no need to keep it in the closet! 😂
Crude abortion technique ...
He is a funny guy. People needs to know jokes a joke
Happy Birthday Jimmy!!!
Bro did the exact same thing to me as Jacob😂😂😂
which special is the "mikey" bit from?
Tbf to Jacob maybe was funny 🤣🤣
My twins were born three months premature. My baby girls are 14 now. Oh, and Black Mercedes S class don’t pull over for ambulances.
Haha Jimmy knows Vlad from tiktok 😅
his son is called Rockefeller
The born "Runts" are the greatest survivors.... no disrespect.
Jimmy, I hope your son is OK now. Blessings
I wonder how that Jacob kid is doing.
I don't get the coathanger gag :(
They used to terminate using coat hangers wayyyyy back when
As in back alley abortions.
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
A pair of baby shoes for sale. Never worn.
I don't get the coat hanger joke 🙈
Google " coat hanger abortions"
Coat hangers have been used to do abortions at home
Amateur abortion
Coat hangers were used for abortion
Abortion
Non binary elder hahaha 😆 😂 🤣 😅 😄
You are so esteemed J C .
Pixar put you in Toy Story 4.
Four times!
😅😅😅😅😅😅
cant turn off subtitles :(
This guy is as funny as watching grass grow and paint dry.
You must really enjoy watching grass grow then
Why does his face looks so weird now
Plastic surgery
What's happened to his hair. Looks really weird.
He had a medical procedute that "repositions" hair follicles from the fuller areas on his head to the areas where he was bald.
The difference between US and UK audiences ….. 🤢
Don’t loose the ties Jimmy don’t come down to other peoples level it not you Jimmy just saying thanks
Please Jimmy, more jokes on religion and woke idiots 😂
1st
When?
@@ethandoherty8992 On his sister?
Twat
Twat
@@kingda117 no when did I ask
The average weight of a baby is 8lbs mine was 4lbs .. . . Yea that’s how averages work 😊
Premature baby idiot
I bet he's glad you cleared that up for him. Not all heroes wear capes and all that.
there needs to be a law that comedians cannot procreate. They stop being funny instantly as the blandness of parenthood destroys their humor. This is purely awful. We don't care about your spawn!
Geez, you don't even need kids to not be funny. Leave the humor to Jimmy, huh? 🔵🐸🦖
Worst so-called comedian ever