King Kunta I think you misheard Madonna as McDonald's. I'll break it down for you "People criticize Madonna, but the kid she adopted: fair trade." He's implying that she bought the child... 😂
power band Can you point out where the crowd got offended, exactly? Or are you one of those drama queens that desperately looks for offended people to get offended about yourself?
I've been hearing the disability joke for years and i finally got it. His grandfather was pretending to be crippled. I just thought they were a bunch of pricks.
4:00 Uploaded 6 years ago now, I think at the time there was controversy over how a pop star could fly into a country and leave with a child (Mercy James) The "Fair trade" he mentions is a trade is an institutional arrangement designed to help producers in developing countries achieve better trading conditions. Members of the fair trade movement advocate the payment of higher prices to exporters, as well as improved social and environmental standards. The movement focuses in particular on commodities, or products which are typically exported from developing countries to developed countries, but also consumed in domestic markets most notably handicrafts, coffee, cocoa, wine, sugar, fresh fruit, chocolate, flowers and gold. So in effect, he's inferring she flew in and bought a child :O Interestingly she was to repeat this in 2017 with twins this time :O www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4228994/Why-Madonna-allowed-adopt-twins.html
@@Mutterschwein Which is why I edited my reply. What I first wrote sounded like it was directed at you, then I realized what you meant after I watched him say the joke again. You were just replicating his tone. Jimmy's brutal. Hahaha!!! I really hope he makes it back to the States again soon. I've turned so many friends on to him that we could fill half a theater of seats for his show. LOL
_iibhff when you have a very short time on stage at these places, you can only do short liners. Either that or it’ll just be the one or two jokes. Not much option really.
3:48 I think it's a play on words. This video is from 2013 and I think at the time there were accusations of her going to Malawi to "buy" children. In the Uk we have Fair Trade goods for sale that are guaranteed that the grower is getting a fair price, so Jimmy was inferring that Madonnas adoption of children was a Fair trade purchase. Wiki> Fair trade is a term for an arrangement designed to help producers in developing countries achieve sustainable and equitable trade relationships. The fair trade movement combines the payment of higher prices to exporters with improved social and environmental standards. The movement focuses in particular on commodities, or products that are typically exported from developing countries to developed countries but is also used in domestic markets (e.g., Brazil, the United Kingdom and Bangladesh), most notably for handicrafts, coffee, cocoa, wine, sugar, fruit, flowers and gold.[
The real comedian is the guy that invited Jimmy to the Royal Variety fully knowing who he is xD
Hugh Jazz heavily censored
Hugh Jazz s The Horse was in the "royile" box I see
i love how he laughs at the crowd when they get offended
Can you explain to me the McDonald's joke? I don't understand what he says at the end
King Kunta I think you misheard Madonna as McDonald's. I'll break it down for you
"People criticize Madonna, but the kid she adopted: fair trade."
He's implying that she bought the child... 😂
Can't beat Frankie Boyles chuckle when he knows he's gone "too far" though, such glee 😂
power band
Can you point out where the crowd got offended, exactly? Or are you one of those drama queens that desperately looks for offended people to get offended about yourself?
@@Horny_Fruit_Flies Holy projection, batman.
Thank you for not interrupting the video with a useless ad. Thank God for you.
"Not you, obviously" :D Gaaahahahahahahahaha, this guy is a legend!
who was he talking to?
the royal family
Suboo PC He's talking to Prince Charles.
Yes he is
I think it was Prince Charles
Final jokes was amazing “sometimes I let them out”
He's a naturally funny guy. I like what he does. Very quick witted.
He reminds me of James Moriarty from Sherlock.
Yh he does now you mention it
Type in Jimmy Carr on the one show. He was on the show with the actor that played Moriarty and said it’s his favourite character!😂
His laughter is what I imagine story book villain laughs sound like
You don’t have to imagine it - watch the films 👀
i live for his laugh
How was he allowed to do this in front of the royals.
It is obvious how!
Have you heard him talking?
Have you seen him dressed?
Johnny Vegas would not have got away with those jokes.
He was very toned down from his usual lineup lol
As long as he doesn’t he insult them. You know how royal narcissism work
fuckin savage
4:10, fuckin' panto now I"m lovin' it
That was brilliant. I bet Jimmy said..."You're aware of my act" when asked to go on the royal V.
I'm quite sure they didn't let him THAT close to the queen
Golden
Love Jimmy.... very funny.
Brilliant!
Jimmy Carr is like if aliens built a robot to infiltrate the UK's comedy scene
Wanted to see Carr's version of the queens comedy lol it's just who he is lmao
"Not you, obviously" 😂😂😂
And now he is the king
Good sense of humor
His expressions r like Chandler
Monami Bakuli finally I know what he reminded me of
Wrong Friend. He said it himself: he was on a break.
Very good.
I've been hearing the disability joke for years and i finally got it. His grandfather was pretending to be crippled. I just thought they were a bunch of pricks.
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A long way away from Cannon and Ball or Morecambe and Wise for the Royals!
Garry Harriman . Fuck the Royal fuckin family.
I think there is a big difference between the queen and the rest of the royal family.
Ginger hair?
@@MarkSmith-tp6zc No, behaviour.
Please tell me you have the whole Royal Variety Performance 2013 video.
Brill.. :)
best stand up. .
best
That looks like a high-class audience
Jim Carrey / Jimmy Carr
Please... don't soil Jimmy's name with that hammy hack of a libtard.
You ARE joking aren't you?! Jimmy Carr is truly funny.
Callum Pest?
Thinking the Royals might be offended by his act is quite naive.
Exactly... They've heard most of this material before from the Duke of Edinburgh :))
Hilarious
why is the crowd all over 50
Because once THEY WERE YOUR AGE!! Think about that .
His aloud there
Don’t get the madonna one, knowing its jimmy carr, I guess its something about slavery, can someone explain?
4:00 Uploaded 6 years ago now, I think at the time there was controversy over how a pop star could fly into a country and leave with a child (Mercy James) The "Fair trade" he mentions is a trade is an institutional arrangement designed to help producers in developing countries achieve better trading conditions. Members of the fair trade movement advocate the payment of higher prices to exporters, as well as improved social and environmental standards. The movement focuses in particular on commodities, or products which are typically exported from developing countries to developed countries, but also consumed in domestic markets most notably handicrafts, coffee, cocoa, wine, sugar, fresh fruit, chocolate, flowers and gold.
So in effect, he's inferring she flew in and bought a child :O Interestingly she was to repeat this in 2017 with twins this time :O www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4228994/Why-Madonna-allowed-adopt-twins.html
3:00 JESUS CHRIST!!!
Yeah. He would laugh too.
Gahahaa haaa
Why does he make so many bad jokes Bout his girlfriend, so funny
Ben de Souza Andre rieu. Glasgow
What was the joke about Madonna? I didn't get it.
Navsangeet Singh she adopted kids from Africa
'Fair Trade' indicates that you're supporting fair, sustainable business in Africa.
mano a mano lmfao I guess the slave trade is just fair play now?
She didn't get it either. Why'd you think she adopted?
Nice
I didn't get the joke about Madonna's kids... can someone explain it? I don't really follow what she does, so...
She's supposedly had multiple abortions before and a lot of people criticize her for that. But she also adopted a few kids so it evens out.
@@Mutterschwein Uhhhh, no it doesn't LOL. That's awful! Hahahaha.
Thank you for the clarification. Now the joke makes complete sense.
@@TheWitchOvAgnesi You're welcome! And yeah, I wasn't agreeing with the joke in all seriousness I was just telling it as it is for the explanation lol
@@Mutterschwein Which is why I edited my reply. What I first wrote sounded like it was directed at you, then I realized what you meant after I watched him say the joke again. You were just replicating his tone.
Jimmy's brutal. Hahaha!!! I really hope he makes it back to the States again soon. I've turned so many friends on to him that we could fill half a theater of seats for his show. LOL
Has this fella got any new material, he's still using the same filth in 2021..
The peaches geldof joke didnt age well...........kinda ironic
Not you, obviously :)
Ha Ha Ha ..
Ha ha haa haa haaa
ho ho ho (tame performance from him for a family audience)
Not all toast is brown - some is yellow.
warm bread
No toast is yellow, you could describe it as sandy, fawn, but they are simply shades of brown, so the joke still stands.
i hate how all these jokes are repeated
I don't get the joke about Madonna
She adopted kids from Africa.
Bishop ruined it
Grow up
Boring. Max Miller this man is not.
i miss michael mcintyre
I appreciate your opinion, it is entirely valid.
Rachel murphy yeah but Jimmy and many other comedians are so much better
Then get the sight on your rifle fixed.
Hes the best comedian imo
The last joke he stole from Dean Martin!
V poor
You can hear the feminists spinning on their brooms in the ditches. Ha ha haaaaaaaa!
i dont like his style of comedy. like the one liners really annoy me i was expecting more
_iibhff when you have a very short time on stage at these places, you can only do short liners. Either that or it’ll just be the one or two jokes. Not much option really.
That's okay, his style of comedy is aimed at the more intelligent crowd.
Agreed. His one liners often sink.
@Graig Simmonette Most definitely clever wordplay. 😉
can someone explain the madonna joke
3:48 I think it's a play on words. This video is from 2013 and I think at the time there were accusations of her going to Malawi to "buy" children.
In the Uk we have Fair Trade goods for sale that are guaranteed that the grower is getting a fair price, so Jimmy was inferring that Madonnas adoption of children was a Fair trade purchase.
Wiki> Fair trade is a term for an arrangement designed to help producers in developing countries achieve sustainable and equitable trade relationships. The fair trade movement combines the payment of higher prices to exporters with improved social and environmental standards. The movement focuses in particular on commodities, or products that are typically exported from developing countries to developed countries but is also used in domestic markets (e.g., Brazil, the United Kingdom and Bangladesh), most notably for handicrafts, coffee, cocoa, wine, sugar, fruit, flowers and gold.[
best stand up. .