I'm from Leicester and we've always called Ketteringers sheep shaggers, I have no idea why? But everyone in the Midlands has always just called them that for as long as I can remember
I lived in Kettering at one time and apparently there was somebody caught trying to shag a sheep, so don't know if it came from that or not. My mate told me about it, incidentally he came from Leicester.
@@gnomichome7492 Well seen as Kettering is a town built on sheep farming I assumed it had something to do with that practice going on quite a lot in the past
@@ngubod16 You're right, i believe it was long before this. However for me still impressive, that he came with that on the spot. That is the kind of witt I will never have :-)
Omg, I’m constantly amazed by the fact that Susie and Rachel are these incredibly intelligent professionals from the normal version and have agreed to be on the absolute chaos of this show. They do so well though, I love them being equally the straight people who kind of ground everyone and then also just giving it back and playing when they can. They’re a delight!
This was only supposed to be a one-off crossover event. It was so popular they made it into a series. I honestly think they both enjoy getting to do Countdown with hilarious comedians. Both Rachel and Suzie were hesitant to fire back at first, but now they give just as good as they get.
He went on tour in Canada soon after that hit("this is my new tax avoidance scheme") during the period that the deadline approaches for turning in your tax returns. I'm sure he got a tax heckle at every stop; he certainly did in Halifax.
What I love about that Glory Hole joke is a) the fact that you can tell it's just so Jimmy Carr's sense of humor. You can tell he came up with it off the cuff. and b) Roisin and Joe's reaction. "Out of nowhere!" "The most unnecessary joke."
@@davidhoward2487 Prison; you don’t need the either or part. Prison is a building where convicted people spend their sentence, whereas, jail is the cell in a police station.
Jimmy Fitz They do, just not on tv, as apparently, feminists hate it. I think it has something to do with ratings, but i am unsure on that. Jimmy carr makes jokes about vaginas on his dvds though, and his live shows, all of which can be found on yt.
@@benscott3221 It made a few jokes but almost never. Its not feminists would be upset about vaginas, its traditional men and women would be upset about them.
masturbation mastəˈbeɪʃ(ə)n/ noun stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure. "a desire to engage in masturbation" synonyms: auto-eroticism
Most of the jokes are lame with over excited audiences desperate for a laugh these days. If you don't laugh on the panel with other sheep you prolly will lose your job.
Note: When Joe fucking Wilkinson loses his shit laughing and says "the most unnecessary joke" you've both crossed a line and stumbled into a gold mine 😂
I feel that not many people mention how brilliant Jimmy Carr is.. such a natural at hosting this Seems to get on well with everyone. and of course, he is hilarious !
In the original, Joe had brought Russian nesting dolls. The doll for Susie was wearing a pair of binoculars. Joe said they were for looking into glory holes. Jimmy was actually making a call back to that and ended up looking brutal.
No. In the full clip, the reason Joe gave for the binoculars and the polaroid on her Russian doll was because "As we all know, Susie is a pervert, [...] and she does this thing where she kicks down the door to your dressing room and tries to catch you without your clothes on." There was no previous mention of a glory hole.
nope, every white man hate indian and pakistani women and men. they love chinese women. i have learnt a lot about white people and understand them well.
The 'glory hole' clip has to be number one in the 8 of ten does countdown top ten if it was compiled by me. Closely followed by the 'taking a piss' poem. Pure brilliance, well done to all involved!
@@smallpenis5826 I'm having a hard time understanding how'd you'd stretch anything, and why you would be used as the stake for playing horseshoes on the lawn with onion rings, along with paul davies and some hi-vis ninja with a monkey on his back.
I've never been one to laugh aloud. It's a rare thing for me. However this show will almost always get me to laugh and certainly raises my spirits on a bad day. I'm quite thankful that clips of this show are on TH-cam as I'd never have known of its existence otherwise.
Noel Fielding absolutely destroyed everyone at 6:20 ish I don't remember when was the last time I had a sincere laugh like that, 2 whole seconds not feeling depressed, thanks Noel
You know a joke is good when people laugh, you know a joke is legendary when you can make a panel of professional comedians laugh for several minutes straight.
Gotta love how Sean was laughing with Noel then just stops not having a fucking clue what he meant when he said “ probably Not have the riddler from Batman on everyweek “ 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅 It just so happens Sean had a buttoned up green with glasses on 😆😆
VAT is levied on most goods and services provided by registered businesses in the UK. It's an indirect tax where the tax is paid to the government by the business rather than the consumer. There are exceptions for certain items like children's clothes, milk, etc.
@Eric Burkheimer btw.... In case you don't know, what she said is funny because Jimmy was caught trying to evade a lot of tax... And Rachel was making fun of him / roasting him about it as a rebuttal
@Eric Burkheimer yeah the rational one among us realise we have a few good reasons to not be against it. The police system, free health care and primary/secondary etc so yeah :D
When the producers and writers got together with Jimmy, and Sean about doing cats does Countdown and they were throwing around ideas Jimmy said what if Susie is a cock gobbling freak? Everyone laughed because that’s the complete opposite of her personality, they pitched her the idea and she just went with it, knowing it would be the adult version of Countdown. Jimmy also apparently always tells Rachel any insults he’s going to say. Bout her to get her approval. Apparently she has never told him not to do a single one in the show, which is also to her great credit.
Great how they insult each other but always laugh about it. No matter who's on the show they all have great fun. But will sadly miss sean lock after his passing.the two girls always up for a laugh just great tv.
Is the infamous 'glory hole' joke Jimmy's most outrageous insult yet?!
Watch full episodes on All 4: goo.gl/dNM8NJ
Glorious!
@@Mawds69 hole?
its not really outrageous but definitely unexpected
Looks like Jimmy knows a lot about glory holes, the way he's dabbing his face after making that joke.
@@drewd9985 but on which side:)
"I'm from Kettering and they call us legends!!" 😂😂😂 I love him!!!!!!
I'm from Leicester and we've always called Ketteringers sheep shaggers, I have no idea why? But everyone in the Midlands has always just called them that for as long as I can remember
I lived in Kettering at one time and apparently there was somebody caught trying to shag a sheep, so don't know if it came from that or not. My mate told me about it, incidentally he came from Leicester.
@@gnomichome7492 yea apparently he was fuckin a sheep in a field when a train went past.... probly how the news travelled so far
@@gnomichome7492 Well seen as Kettering is a town built on sheep farming I assumed it had something to do with that practice going on quite a lot in the past
aye as in... Leg Ends.
Joe's "The most unnecessary joke ever..." was the first time I have ever seen him out of his character on this show
One other time was when he recited that whole ‘you’re welcome I just named your penis’ poem and couldn’t stop laughing.
I wondered why I actually liked him in that clip... ;-)
@@shaunhayes3072 they said it was their first time seeing it. Not the first time it happened. Lol
Who's Joe?
@@Ulyana0793 Joe Wilkinson. Guy with the suit and beard
The reaction from the panel to the “Glory Holes” joke is absolutely priceless and far funnier than the actual insult itself.
Love it
You can use it any time you want, every day except Thursday...
@@communitycollegegenius9684 what on earth are you even talking about? The “glory hole” joke? And why not on Thursday?
@@jamiesucie2685 Because Thursday is your day in the barrel.
@@communitycollegegenius9684 you aren’t living up to your user name. Leave the jokes to the panelists please.
That Dracula comeback was slick, "Count down".
Not sure which episode came first but I swear Count Down was one of Jon's mascots on the show when he had the Dracula puppet.
@@ngubod16 You're right, i believe it was long before this. However for me still impressive, that he came with that on the spot. That is the kind of witt I will never have :-)
Stolen from sickipedia
He purposely setup Jimmy for that one.
Ahhhhhh i never did understand what they said...count down syndrome woulda worked too
Suzie's such a good sport bless her, always takes it on the chin ❤
NO TAKES IT ON THE CHIN JOKES
She'll swallow too if you ask.
when you're rich enough, you won't care either.
oabuseer there’s no hope of recovery, best to just sit and watch
Hitting the chin through a glory hole takes real talent.
So I'm told.
"Different host"
Jimmy almost snapped his neck in that head turn.
Lmao I'm dying
@E.A. de Ruiter thats susie
Timestamp?
@@kedabro1957 6:07
Guppetto would have struggles to put Jimmys neck back together
Omg, I’m constantly amazed by the fact that Susie and Rachel are these incredibly intelligent professionals from the normal version and have agreed to be on the absolute chaos of this show. They do so well though, I love them being equally the straight people who kind of ground everyone and then also just giving it back and playing when they can. They’re a delight!
This was only supposed to be a one-off crossover event. It was so popular they made it into a series. I honestly think they both enjoy getting to do Countdown with hilarious comedians. Both Rachel and Suzie were hesitant to fire back at first, but now they give just as good as they get.
I imagine they enjoy the variety, Susie wouldn't be able to mention brothel sprouts on the normal show for example
It's all about the Benjamin's baby
@@Nick-xc4fy what does Benjamin's baby got to do with it?
@@Nick-xc4fy I thought it was Pentiums 😂
'Saves on VAT you'd know about that, Jimmy' BUURRN!
value added tax, a tax based on the value of goods. The joke is that Jimmy Carr was caught in a tax avoidance scheme.
He went on tour in Canada soon after that hit("this is my new tax avoidance scheme") during the period that the deadline approaches for turning in your tax returns. I'm sure he got a tax heckle at every stop; he certainly did in Halifax.
The joke doesn’t make sense anyway. Your VAT bill would get lower by spending more...
😂👍
thank you so much! i couldn't make out what she was saying. - now that was a clever comeback! :)
What I love about that Glory Hole joke is a) the fact that you can tell it's just so Jimmy Carr's sense of humor. You can tell he came up with it off the cuff. and b) Roisin and Joe's reaction. "Out of nowhere!" "The most unnecessary joke."
"The most unnecessary joke" we never knew we all needed.
Absolute comedy genius
“I’ll be testifying against someone I’ve worked with” is the most accurate career prospect someone can have when working in the entertainment business
@Yafet Kibrom I took it to mean Jimmy's tax evasion/avoidence....He could've ended up in jail/prison
@@davidhoward2487 what Jimmy did was tax avoidance which is legal. Tax evasion on the other hand is not.
@@davidhoward2487 Prison; you don’t need the either or part. Prison is a building where convicted people spend their sentence, whereas, jail is the cell in a police station.
"Yes, that's it really; I'm just thinking glory holes"
Of course you are, Susie.
Growler The Dog 6
dumb as shit if english guys are lads why can't the ever make jokes about vaginas?
Jimmy Fitz They do, just not on tv, as apparently, feminists hate it. I think it has something to do with ratings, but i am unsure on that. Jimmy carr makes jokes about vaginas on his dvds though, and his live shows, all of which can be found on yt.
@@benscott3221 It made a few jokes but almost never. Its not feminists would be upset about vaginas, its traditional men and women would be upset about them.
Let's be serious, we were all thinking that
Rachel’s comment about what she’ll be doing in ten years was both funny and painful
The unfortunate reality is that there's a real possibility that this will be true.
@Normal Misha if only
@Normal Misha yeah Bill bailey will be testifying against her soon
Good one Jimmy
Reference to sexual harassment claims
Absolutely adore Suzie... always takes the jokes like a champ.. even the unnecessary ones🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr that look when he asks her "What have you been looking into?" the second time is priceless. Cracks me up every time.
Takes it on the chin well. Although it needs wiping after
9:17-9:23 jesus the amount of skill it takes to think of that response, with all the layers it has. Count Down is such an under appreciated joke
Jimmy has used that part of the joke before
It's really just got the one layer...
Count Down Syndrome
How about a compilation of all the times Rachel Riley and Susie Dent have cracked jokes or made insults?
masturbation
mastəˈbeɪʃ(ə)n/
noun
stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.
"a desire to engage in masturbation"
synonyms: auto-eroticism
Preston, do you even remotely understand copyright laws?
it`s all scripted comebacks though, jimmy sets them up and they deliver the punchline and jimmy has to pretend he did`nt know what they were gonna say
Cause it wouldn't be funny, it would be a compilation of jokes written for them .... by blokes
idk if rachel riley comes up with her own jokes or has writers but shes fucking savage, that VAT comeback was nice
*everyone laughing*
David Mitchell: I must laugh like the humans
like the peasants
Most of the jokes are lame with over excited audiences desperate for a laugh these days. If you don't laugh on the panel with other sheep you prolly will lose your job.
midguardz my guess is paid audiences that are told when to laugh/applause idk
@@midguardz I bet you're fun at parties
SAS TrIkS Katherine Tate: laughter is a noise people make with their mouths, right?
The riddler from Batman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Ignacio hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
He makes a pretty good joke about it in his 2008 stand up
Who did he Make the comment about? Sean or the other Guy? :)
@@cn9803 I assume Sean, the Riddler played a part in one of his stand ups
"sorry suzie... now whatve you been looking into recently"
the look on her face XD "why tf do i even bother??" XD XD XD
I love Joe Wilkinson's response to the 'glory hole' joke.
Note: When Joe fucking Wilkinson loses his shit laughing and says "the most unnecessary joke" you've both crossed a line and stumbled into a gold mine 😂
"Count Down" was one of the slickest comebacks I've ever heard...
I feel that not many people mention how brilliant Jimmy Carr is.. such a natural at hosting this
Seems to get on well with everyone. and of course, he is hilarious !
"Lee excelled at school - sorry, Lee was expelled at school" kills me every time ahahaha
Please, don’t stop making these
but make the titles less fucking gay
CUNNY BATHER and have the clip related to the title at the beginning..
Why do I keep seeing cow chop fans in these comment sections?
Normal Misha it’s funny because he rearranged the sentence to mean something entirely different.
Nothing makes a joke funnier than explaining it.
I love when Jonathan sees where the iguana joke is going and starts nodding.
It's a fairly standard format, but still very funny.
The glory hole joke made joe break character. That’s how you know it was good
“I bet that was bloody mordor” 😂😂 love it!
His little dance afterward haha
"Count Down."
When an even smoother response Hits a Smoothe response thats just shiny.
In the original, Joe had brought Russian nesting dolls. The doll for Susie was wearing a pair of binoculars. Joe said they were for looking into glory holes. Jimmy was actually making a call back to that and ended up looking brutal.
Thank you
Thanks a lot. Now I get why the joke was funny.
No. In the full clip, the reason Joe gave for the binoculars and the polaroid on her Russian doll was because "As we all know, Susie is a pervert, [...] and she does this thing where she kicks down the door to your dressing room and tries to catch you without your clothes on."
There was no previous mention of a glory hole.
@@TheodoricEichen
Exactly.
"I'm from Kettering and they call us legends!! god i love james
This was one of the funniest comments from Jimmy Carr, it's on par with Sean loch 'thats a challenging wank' 😂 classic
Seeing Joe cracking up so much is what makes the glory hole joke so funny.
Jimmy’s ‘Count Down’ joke does not get enough appreciation
To save you time, “That” joke is at 10:40
Thanks.
I actually live for these new compilations every weekend
why do white people hate asians like indian pakisani, i live in UK now, so learning the culture and it seems they really hate this group
@@henryfung9725 that is bullshit
nope, every white man hate indian and pakistani women and men. they love chinese women. i have learnt a lot about white people and understand them well.
@@henryfung9725 I be white, I be dating Pakistani
lol no white man will ever dat a pakistani. everyone in england knows whites in UK only mix with blacks
You know you've crossed a line when Joe Wilkinson says
"The most unnecessary joke ever"
😂😂😂
Rachel had the best comeback. “...I’ll be testifying against someone I worked with.” Hahahaha!
Anyone else rewatching these clips after hearing about Sean Lock?
RIP Sean Lock, comedic genius
“...and they call us ‘legends.’” Perfect response.
"You've all come back to butter!" What a comeback! XD
The 'glory hole' clip has to be number one in the 8 of ten does countdown top ten if it was compiled by me. Closely followed by the 'taking a piss' poem. Pure brilliance, well done to all involved!
Oh Sean Locke's "Challenging Wank" is my fave.
The poem is THEE classic.
I love how rude he is to Suzy because it’s soooo unexpected and shocking. 😂She’s a great sport. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
the way james looked embarrassed that he laughed at the lord of the rings joke will forever be the most adorable thing
Alrighty I am very late and all but, would you explain the joke to me? Because I sure feel like a dumb cunt right now
Jimmy gets so happy when rachel roasts him...
take you make a compilation of jimmy getting insulted about taxes
If this was an American show i guarantee you'd get a load of people saying "taxation is theft" because they're all a bunch of mass shooting retards
@@frenstcht
Well, now it is.
@@kedabro1957 Ayup.
A baby porcupine is called a porcupet.
"Pork U, pet?" is also a chat-up line in Newcastle
LOL
Gloryholes is legendary. If you can make Joe, Jon and David cry then a knighthood is just around the corner.
10:50 a joke so vile Jimmy apologized.
Vile is a stretch
I'm with Small Penis, The Gonad, Paul DAVIES and NeonNinja on this one.
With this one, i'm on Small Penis.
@@smallpenis5826 I'm having a hard time understanding how'd you'd stretch anything, and why you would be used as the stake for playing horseshoes on the lawn with onion rings, along with paul davies and some hi-vis ninja with a monkey on his back.
Literally my favourite bits of countdown is when something happens that makes even Joe and Sean burst out into laughter
I've never been one to laugh aloud. It's a rare thing for me. However this show will almost always get me to laugh and certainly raises my spirits on a bad day. I'm quite thankful that clips of this show are on TH-cam as I'd never have known of its existence otherwise.
0:33 I LOVE how Jonathan saw that joke coming.
I wish I could relive the first time I saw the Glory Hole bit. I've never laughed as loudly as I did then. 👌😁
"Count Down"
Lightning quick!
Mr Jee Haha 😂
OMG, that last batch with Suzie had me in stitches too. Jimmy writes some of the best stuff out there, just love it.
Love how jimmy takes the tax jokes like a man !
I mean, he's really winning either way!
If he dishes it out he’s gotta take it back!😂
Not hard to do when you’re a millionaire tbh.
Rachel’s “saves on VAT” is a wonderful slam 😭😂
I must admit I love Susie dent
trevor pi She's such a good sport about it hahaha
Who doesn't?
Well, when you first put it through you don't even know it's really her...
She's beautiful.
@MyselfTheThird thanks for the giggle xD
Should we respond or...
No
*Looks of Despair*
Ellipses.
Those two are so adorable
Can someone explain me the hindu joke i actually dont quite get it at all
Noel Fielding absolutely destroyed everyone at 6:20 ish I don't remember when was the last time I had a sincere laugh like that, 2 whole seconds not feeling depressed, thanks Noel
"Using the Large Hadron Collider as a waterslide."
Hahahaha that is brilliant!!
he's told that joke before except it ended in 'to warm up soup'
Omg that 'glory hole' comment had me in tears! Haven't laughed that hard in a while!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"She really Came out of her shell"
What a Champaign- that lovely lady kept her composure after the glory holes joke. What a legend- total respect for her :)
You know a joke is good when people laugh, you know a joke is legendary when you can make a panel of professional comedians laugh for several minutes straight.
The first time Carol Vorderman was on Would I Lie To You? Rob made a glory hole joke about her too. Sounds like classic countdown knew how to party
“Saves on VAT, you’d know all about that” 😂😂😂 savagery at its best! Need a compilation of insults AT jimmy 😂😂
What's VAT
@@deansqwilliams8821 tax
I've heard that gloryhole joke a dozen times and it still cracks me up.
Gotta love how Sean was laughing with Noel then just stops not having a fucking clue what he meant when he said
“ probably Not have the riddler from Batman on everyweek “
🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅
It just so happens Sean had a buttoned up green with glasses on 😆😆
I think he was more shocked Noel is jumping to him.
‘We could move the letters closer to suzie its not like she’s rushed off her feet!’ Had me in stitches.
“She wouldn’t give” and “I talked her round”
7:05 who dressed Acaster? He's sepia toned
I love when even Joe Wilkinson thinks a joke was a little too out there 😂
"How would you make this show more cool?" "Different host..." 🤣🤣🤣❤
You know the glory hole joke is coming ... but ever bloody time it gets me off guard 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how the premise of this show it just everyone shiting on each other
there should be a compilation of every time jimmy tells rachel “it’s your only job”
"Count Down". That was very sharp.
He'd already made that joke on his stand up.
@@peterjoyfilms You must be great fun at parties.
I haven't laughed this well in years. God bless Suzy for keeping professional throughout....
01:36
"Saves on VAT we know all about that Jimmy" HahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA REKT HAHAHAHAHA
Yes. Value Added Tax.
VAT is levied on most goods and services provided by registered businesses in the UK. It's an indirect tax where the tax is paid to the government by the business rather than the consumer. There are exceptions for certain items like children's clothes, milk, etc.
@Eric Burkheimer btw.... In case you don't know, what she said is funny because Jimmy was caught trying to evade a lot of tax... And Rachel was making fun of him / roasting him about it as a rebuttal
@Eric Burkheimer yeah the rational one among us realise we have a few good reasons to not be against it. The police system, free health care and primary/secondary etc so yeah :D
The best part of every Saturday
I believe the type of laughing this causes makes life worth living! Thank you.
The Riddler from Batman line gets me every time
I have this clip saved, and no matter how many times I see it, it always cracks me up. So, so funny. 😂
One the funniest shows out there. Love it!!!
When the producers and writers got together with Jimmy, and Sean about doing cats does Countdown and they were throwing around ideas Jimmy said what if Susie is a cock gobbling freak? Everyone laughed because that’s the complete opposite of her personality, they pitched her the idea and she just went with it, knowing it would be the adult version of Countdown. Jimmy also apparently always tells Rachel any insults he’s going to say. Bout her to get her approval. Apparently she has never told him not to do a single one in the show, which is also to her great credit.
You know it's a good joke when even Joe Wilkinson ends up in tears
The glory holes joke is absolutely hilarious 😆😆🤣🤣🤣
I wish Sean locked was there for the glory hole joke.. Was in tears when I watched that episode on tv
The porcupette joke had me weak😂😂😂😂😂
A compilation of every time Jimmy made fun of Rachel’s dancing PLEASE
The last one gets me every time lol 😂
Tbh, having the Riddler on every week is the best decision in this shows' entire existence.
‘A 40 something goth crow’ 🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy broke the panel!😂😂😂
Great how they insult each other but always laugh about it. No matter who's on the show they all have great fun. But will sadly miss sean lock after his passing.the two girls always up for a laugh just great tv.
Rachels vat joke was 17.5 % funnier than any of jimmys jokes
martyn silverwood if that’s what you think VAT is you’ve got an awkward conversation with HMRC in your future...
@@paulbrozyna3006 Tbf it was funny and gives the instant thought of tax offhand so give em credit 😭
(Let’s avoid the harsh reality just once 😭😂)
Ermmm, its been 20% for longer than when you posted your comment mate - go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go and do not collect £200!! 🤣
is that in metric
10:11 that made me laugh out loud! Very funny.
The ‘Glory Hole’ is definitely one of the funniest moments on tv in recent years
Can’t believe sean lock is gone💔