Massive props to our two Aussie presenters. You said exactly how we all feel here about Novak and the whole situation. Follow our rules like all of us or go home. Yours sincerely, one of MANY Aussies who feel the same.
@@brettjohnstone696 Yeah there's a huge protest here today, there's currently about 6 people, two are Police standing around laughing, and one is a bystander just enjoying the entertainment and chatting to the cops. The other three are waving upside down incorrectly spelt signs and ranting incoherently.
I think most Aussies would be happy to see the Joker depart. He's now being investigated in Serbia for breach of COVID regulations. It was originally reported Spain were pursuing him for COVID breaches but from what N V says they're unconcerned about him travelling there even at a time he was likely infectious. If he was any other traveler admitting they falsified their travel documents he would have been denied entry and been on the first plane home.
Honestly, I thought it was simply a joke about most men not being able to find the clitoris. After this segment, I now know that that's simply a statement of fact. Wow.
Not so much "not being able to" as "not caring to". Literally 2 seconds on the phone everyone is surgically-attached to would give them answers. They just don't bother looking.
Ya esp w the ones over 70+. They know NOTHING about it. Or running the country...at least that guy admitted. But then again his wife was rite there 🤣😹🌹💖 ty Jimmy ❤️🌹🦋💖
To be fair, information about internal reproductive anatomy is absolutely useless to anyone who isn't a healthcare pro. Not saying it isn't scary that some people don't even know how many ovaries a woman has. But it has literally zero added value besides from knowing things for the sake of it.
@@triggSerable I did know the one on ovaries. However, it's perfectly normal for humans to forget information they don't use. It's called memory pruning. It's simply an indicator that they don't use that knowledge and have an efficient brain. It's not scary at all.
To be *actually* fair, they are out there for hours and only show the worst. If you don’t realize this, you are as bad as the guy who thought that the guy who thought that the colon was a baby.
In the U.S. we call them anchors. I, too, am proud of your presenters, and I am especially proud of your prime minister's response to our embarrassment of a state senator, Ted Cruz.
Those newscasters besides being low-class shite are stupid AF. Doesn't surprise me they have their supporters. Here in the USA 10's of millions of Americans continue to buy Trump's BS. The same level of intelligence and class.
The women's anatomy lessons were hilarious! I didn't know there were men who didn't know this about us. I almost fell off the couch, laughing! The lady who IS a gynecologist was so funny! They were an adorable couple. I bet she'll bring home one of those 3D models of our reproductive organs, just for a lesson or two! 🤣
Since they want to make decisions about women body and yet know nothing about it. I agree. Hell I don't think half of them good pass a test on Government either.
I have smoked 2 grams a day for 10 years, (medocinally), that's about 15 lbs of pot and I was just saying I think I should cut down, but not after hearing that, in fact, I'm gonna smoke another bowl! Thanks Jimmy!
Canada should build a wall. If I was Canadian I would want to protect the country from those south of the border. You know the criminals that the US wants to send. You know they don't send their best people!
He was probably coached to do that by the interviewer. In his defense, that means he was the person they figured was cool enough to do it, and he delivered a great closing to the segment.
As a fellow Canadian I agree too.. I didn't want anyone travelling since March 2020... If we'd all locked down for a month this whole thing would have been over before summer of 2020
@@wayneburton8168; Hell Ya, Eh! -I'm just across one of those large lakes from you. Thanks so much for moving that forward up there, as I think it persuaded a few not to be so hesitant of its legalization in Michigan.
The Djokovic case is hilarious. All of Serbia decided they wanna die on the hill that is their national sports hero and his nutcase family threw itself under the bus for him... it turns out he so blatantly made up the positive test after the fact that he himself can't explain it so he turns to "mistakes were made, not by me...sorry i guess" Imagine having a full PR team and nobody is smart enough to come up with something better!
How anyone can support Biden is beyond me! He’s more dangerous than Covid-19 to the Nation. His policies have only hurt and will only get worse as his term progresses.
@@kenrdavis2266 Biden truly is dangerous, I mean this is the guy that calls unemployment people that choose not to work and stay home. Seriously they are unemployed because they were fired you ignorant fool.
@@NathanCroucher because you were forced to comply, you and others like you are begrudging him for standing up to the absurd and unscientific rules being perpetuated by the govt.
@@NathanCroucher who are these nutbags who will die on a hill for some entitled jock who thinks he's above all rules and wouldn't cross the road to pee on them if they were on fire? Get yourself some real heroes, Stan.
@@KingMe1 damn, I'm from iran and even without seeing this clip i know jimmy Kimmel saying only lie, trump is the best. Also I'm sure u r right without even knowing what u talking about
THANKU, just what the future needs....more "adults" who r bullies,uninformed,selfish,money hungry,lazy turds running wild denying everything that PopPop never told them while sitting in a broken down pick up,chawing,throwing back Coors.....yep,just what the future world needs,uneducated kids. 😧😷✌️
I had such a great abs workout while watching this! I had tears and am definitely going to share this with my friends *PRICELESS* Thank you Jimmy! 👍👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
You people are that scene in the Naked Gun where the fires and explosions are happening and Frank Drebbin is standing in front of it shouting "move along! Nothing to see here" while dodging flaming debris
I live near the border and we've had the two quietest and most peaceful summers I've experienced in my 72 years without the Americans invading the place.
@@owenmersk4626 When was Trump a Klan leader lol? If anything, Biden would be. Especially after Joe said "you can't walking into Dunkin without hearing an indian accent" or "if you don't vote for me, you ain't black".
@@cc1k435 They do these street interviews all the time on Kimmel and make fun of people, but really it’s a testament to how much they’d benefit from improving the education system and if more education was free. So many things could have been improved then,..
Those responses were just as terrifying as Leno's old "Jaywalking", which neither gives me much hope for America. Pay attention in school - the first time!
Trumps lowest approval rating was 34% and that was the end of his 4 yr term. Biden is just at the end of his first yr and has an approval rating of 33%. Isn’t it time to move on from Trump’s time and deal with the current issues in this country?
I hope they screened out all the non idiots otherwise I fear for humanity even more than I did already. I'm a man and I knew every single question without any hesitation. In New Zealand we learnt all of this in school.
@@Tracymmo but they ARE funny, at least in the eyes of the people who refer to them as nerds, geeks or weirdos for attaining basic general information.
‘hemp’is a subset of the cannabis family. of course, colloquial use of these words is predominant, and that usage is not precise. specifically, its the (i think?) cbdA compound the prevents covid from infecting, which is present in varying levels among different cannabis species, not necessarily just “hemp” or “marijuana”. in any case, it gets destroyed from burning the plant, so yeah, smoking weed for covid is not a thing
LOL - I love the comment about Canada building a wall... and you just know that if it was actually proposed, that politician would claim that we here in the USA would pay for it.
i have a "perfectly" fine life, but I admit, it's a bonus to see Kimmel to fill in some laugher in my life for a few moments! Thanks Kimmel and the team behind the scenes to make it seem so "easy" for the rest of us.
This is just a guess based on what I already know about COVID and how weed gets into your system but maybe keep your blood levels very high for 2 weeks with no brake or down time. It’s the ace 2 receptors which the COVID spike plugs into in order to reproduce and you need to give it lots of strong competition. Eat the stuff instead of smoking it. If you can find CBD oil that would probably be good. The door in which marijuana could become legal in this country needs to be kicked open really hard. This doesn’t mean that it will always work though.
Oh my goodness, the last part of the show was hilarious and very disappointing...basic female anatomy and you find these kind of men making decisions for women's reproductive rights ..Oh the poor OB was like its just my profession nothing important 😆
And no one, male, female, intersex, whatever, should make decisions about any woman’s body (unless that person is a medical professional and has the woman’s consent).
@@greeneyedlady5580 yes, she just pointed out why the vaccine mandate is wrong, if a woman doesn't want foreign substances injected into her body without her consent, no one should make any decision on a woman's body. Same applies for a male's body. Equality and pro-choice.
@@lookdawg187 First, people always have a choice. Nobody is forcefully vaccinating people. Second, certain jobs have always come with the requirement for lots of vaccinations, including medical professionals and the military. Everyone knows that going into those jobs. Third, vaccinations are for the public good. They are the only way we can keep our hospitals from being overrun and our health system from collapsing. Vaccine mandates in the US first happened under George Washington. I seem to remember the Constitution saying "We the people of the United States... to promote the general welfare".
Women are no better. I had a health teacher whose brain melted when she realised her female friends had no idea how many openings the female body had "down there"
Nice shout out to Oregon State; especially after we lost the Jimmy Kimmel bowl. But gotta say it’s more about the CBD’s and edibles are the key! Go Beavs!
Hey Jimmy, it’s wonderful you’re paying attention to important global issues such as Paul Rand’s hair and the Pope buying a CD as well as calling out that unhealthy individual Djokovic, instead of addressing unimportant stories such as that of Maddie de Garay or the 3 tennis players who dropped out of the Australian warm up tournament due to sudden chest pain and breathing difficulties. It’s equally wonderful this differently worded comment got posted unlike my previous boring, fact soaked one that mysteriously disappeared several times. Funny thing the Internet.
You gotta love a challenge, right? I’m sure he does that in order to encourage all of us to read more literature and popularise authors such as Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Hey I don’t know everything either (sorry biology 101 is a long time ago) but at least I have the decency not to tell any lady what to do with her body
9:14 Our local district health board in 🇳🇿 sent me one of those kits (along with everyone else in my age group, I guess). The instructions are a bit fiddly, but I was able to do it and send it back.
I live in Texas. My tests and treatment have been delayed and delayed and delayed. And I had one foot at the northern border since mid October 2021. Still waiting. It's just nuts here.
That's called a high tolerance. If you have been taking pain killers like you smoke weed since you were 15 they wouldn't be as effective for pain either. And why would you need to stop smoking weed? They didn't claim weed causes Covid...just that it can help deter it...?
Maybe it has something to do with other behaviors .. smoking or ingesting weed can't prevent COVID if you're flagrantly avoiding other preventative measures. Just a thought.
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Can you find these men and ask them about the male body parts. I feel like they wouldn’t know that either 😂
I am so sure women know where the prostate gland is more often then men do 😂
I'd love to know how many testicles they think they have. 😂😂
Pee is stored in the balls.
@@wordsmith451 🤦🏻♀️
@@lenawagenfuehr53 😘
Massive props to our two Aussie presenters. You said exactly how we all feel here about Novak and the whole situation. Follow our rules like all of us or go home.
Yours sincerely, one of MANY Aussies who feel the same.
I bet Novak supporters will instigate violent protests if he 100% gets deported. I hope I'm wrong, but it wouldn't surprise me.
He did follow the rules and the court case will prove it.
"rule me harder, daddy" mentality
@filthy animal yep & too far to swim.
@@brettjohnstone696 Yeah there's a huge protest here today, there's currently about 6 people, two are Police standing around laughing, and one is a bystander just enjoying the entertainment and chatting to the cops. The other three are waving upside down incorrectly spelt signs and ranting incoherently.
That was so funny how that guys wife was actually an OBGYN.😂😂😂😂
There was an attempt at pronouncing 'obstetrics' hahaha
Jk
🤣🤣🤣 yo!
I think I would be so turned off by him.
Funny and sad at the same time. The worse thing that people can have is ignorance, specially on such a basic stuff.
I think most Aussies would be happy to see the Joker depart. He's now being investigated in Serbia for breach of COVID regulations. It was originally reported Spain were pursuing him for COVID breaches but from what N V says they're unconcerned about him travelling there even at a time he was likely infectious. If he was any other traveler admitting they falsified their travel documents he would have been denied entry and been on the first plane home.
Not to mention being barred for 3 years
Serbia will do nothing to him.
Speak for yourself
@@BlinkyBilllz - Yeah, that what he is doing.
Please stop spreading false information. Spain almost instantly made a statement that that is incorrect and there is no investigation.
Just watched Seth's Closer Look..watching Jimmy..after this Colbert's monologue!😁
The perfect trifecta! ✌🏼
I do that too, only Colbert is in the morning when I get ready for work
I do the exact same thing every weeknight.. hate it when one of them takes time off lol
Same
Literally identical viewing order to my daily night-time pooping activity. Guess where I’m at as I type this??
They should put that chart up in congress and ask them the questions.
Lot of republicans would die from heart attacks.
So yeah do it
Absolutely
BANG. 👍✌️
We do NOT call a speculum a "Scheidenöffner" 🤣 We call it a... *drum roll*... SPEKULUM 🙈
Which is the same in English for those who don’t know,.. ☺️
(Edit: This comment of yours really should have more likes,..)
Honestly, I thought it was simply a joke about most men not being able to find the clitoris. After this segment, I now know that that's simply a statement of fact. Wow.
Yeah... That was scary... 😳
Exactly why men should keep their mouths shut about what we can and cannot do with our bodies.
@@caram227 So, if men were better with the female anatomy , they could tell women what to do with their bodies, makes sense.
@@IWantToBelieve1 I'm pretty sure we're safe from men leaping that hurdle, lol.
Not so much "not being able to" as "not caring to". Literally 2 seconds on the phone everyone is surgically-attached to would give them answers. They just don't bother looking.
The results of that quiz are pretty horrifying. To be fair I'd like to see how women answer. AND we need a round with Republican politicians.
The last time it was taught to me was 27 years ago. Why would I know this information?
Ya esp w the ones over 70+. They know NOTHING about it. Or running the country...at least that guy admitted. But then again his wife was rite there 🤣😹🌹💖 ty Jimmy ❤️🌹🦋💖
To be fair, information about internal reproductive anatomy is absolutely useless to anyone who isn't a healthcare pro. Not saying it isn't scary that some people don't even know how many ovaries a woman has. But it has literally zero added value besides from knowing things for the sake of it.
@@triggSerable I did know the one on ovaries. However, it's perfectly normal for humans to forget information they don't use. It's called memory pruning. It's simply an indicator that they don't use that knowledge and have an efficient brain. It's not scary at all.
To be *actually* fair, they are out there for hours and only show the worst. If you don’t realize this, you are as bad as the guy who thought that the guy who thought that the colon was a baby.
As an Aussie, I'm proud of these presenters!
I like ya men, ya animals, how much is rent ? Lol
@@RedButtonTV1 They're paid to read the news, not to opine on it. That wasn't live anyway, it was taped and someone leaked it.
Same here. They were only saying what most of us were thinking.
Stick with the problems in your own country you have no say in this nor do you understand the entirety of the situation
In the U.S. we call them anchors. I, too, am proud of your presenters, and I am especially proud of your prime minister's response to our embarrassment of a state senator, Ted Cruz.
I’m an Aussie and I agree with the news presenters
Hahahahaha!
Those newscasters besides being low-class shite are stupid AF. Doesn't surprise me they have their supporters. Here in the USA 10's of millions of Americans continue to buy Trump's BS. The same level of intelligence and class.
Me too! They need to bloody kick him out
@@Mark-gg6iy It's really sick.
Hellz to the Y
The Female body quiz was just hilarious and horrifying 🤣🤣🤣. Maybe more quizzes are needed so they get to learn some of the basics?
They never get the answers right. I'm a dude and I knew most of the questions and what those IUD are.
@@JacobNorwood1 I don't know the answers. Why would I know them?
@@JacobNorwood1 its because only the idiots are funny
Do you remember the quiz about Obamacare & the ACA? Just about everyone said they don't want Obamacare but don't take away the ACA.🤦♀️🤦♂️🤦
@@rd-lw4td because you should have at least a very basic understanding of the reproductive system which literally half of our species possesses.
The women's anatomy lessons were hilarious! I didn't know there were men who didn't know this about us. I almost fell off the couch, laughing! The lady who IS a gynecologist was so funny! They were an adorable couple. I bet she'll bring home one of those 3D models of our reproductive organs, just for a lesson or two! 🤣
She won't be bringing in 3d models...
Maybe she already carries a live model around, who knows
@@FinneousPJ1 I think he does
I don't think he will look at hers the same way 🤣🤣🤣
You didn't know men were stupid?
Senators and congressmen should have to take this quiz before even think about laws regarding the female reproductive system.
Since they want to make decisions about women body and yet know nothing about it. I agree. Hell I don't think half of them good pass a test on Government either.
I have smoked 2 grams a day for 10 years, (medocinally), that's about 15 lbs of pot and I was just saying I think I should cut down, but not after hearing that, in fact, I'm gonna smoke another bowl!
Thanks Jimmy!
Medocinally for sure
Yeah, weed bro, lmao
I have been smoking that way for a decade...besides not having covid I don't need antidepressants or Xanax ...that's cool too lol
I smoke daily and have had COVID twice.
That is a weird coincidence. For 10 years I have been smoking 15lbs a day and that's about ummmm..... I have no idea how much.
But A LOT !
Canada appreciates you. From a distance 🎈
Canada should build a wall. If I was Canadian I would want to protect the country from those south of the border. You know the criminals that the US wants to send. You know they don't send their best people!
That last guy who points to himself? Yeah, he's the only guy who was forgiven by their angry spouses at home.
Worse, he was married to a gynecologist!
Because he the only one who knew he messed up :)
@@watcher1258 *how badly he messed up
He was probably coached to do that by the interviewer. In his defense, that means he was the person they figured was cool enough to do it, and he delivered a great closing to the segment.
@@TigDegner *Spoiler alert^^***
The guy pointing at himself when she asks "where's the a$$hole?" is priceless. 😂
As a Canadian... I agree!!! Stay safe 😎✌️🇨🇦
Good Day, Eh - you's as well.
I was just enjoying a legal Canadian Cannabis cigarette, and now it's clear why Canada has one third cases and deaths. Have a great night.
As a fellow Canadian I agree too.. I didn't want anyone travelling since March 2020... If we'd all locked down for a month this whole thing would have been over before summer of 2020
Saskatoon in the house!!
@@wayneburton8168; Hell Ya, Eh! -I'm just across one of those large lakes from you. Thanks so much for moving that forward up there, as I think it persuaded a few not to be so hesitant of its legalization in Michigan.
The Djokovic case is hilarious. All of Serbia decided they wanna die on the hill that is their national sports hero and his nutcase family threw itself under the bus for him... it turns out he so blatantly made up the positive test after the fact that he himself can't explain it so he turns to "mistakes were made, not by me...sorry i guess"
Imagine having a full PR team and nobody is smart enough to come up with something better!
Deport Him!
Yep I'm sure Australia is shaking in their boots...oh no Serbia's pissed off at us, what shall we do??
Just deport that entitled Djokovic.. Australia can do without him...why should he be an exception? What has he done for Australia ?
@@janewilson2421 yep, that's what we think 😊 Novak supporters are making him out to be almighty & entitled.
As a Canadian, I LOVED this video. Couldn't have said it any better myself. Thanks, Jimmy.
Now that was a truthful news cast.
Finally! News reporting that is fair and accurate. Thank you Australia we need more of that
We want all news to be reported the way Jimmy reports it---Fairly inaccurate and ridiculous always favoring our beloved President Biden.
Just not on Sky News.
Aussie's not fackin around with this covid shite!
How anyone can support Biden is beyond me! He’s more dangerous than Covid-19 to the Nation. His policies have only hurt and will only get worse as his term progresses.
@@kenrdavis2266 Biden truly is dangerous, I mean this is the guy that calls unemployment people that choose not to work and stay home. Seriously they are unemployed because they were fired you ignorant fool.
I’m Canadian and I approve this message
@George Morenstein I´m not canadian and i thing you should change your surname to "Moronstein"
Hi from London Ontario 😊🇨🇦🍁
Full marks to the quiz lady. She's good. More of this please !!!!
I believe the quiz lady is Jimmy's wife
Not an Aussie, but I'll move there if they hire all presenters like those two 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im in AUS the vast majority of people are furious he has'nt been kicked out of the country.
Vast majority! Speak for yourself! Team Novak
@@fauziachoudhry5312 Of course there's the crazies, but yes vast majority.
@@NathanCroucher because you were forced to comply, you and others like you are begrudging him for standing up to the absurd and unscientific rules being perpetuated by the govt.
@@fauziachoudhry5312 He lied on his visa form. And its looking like he may have lied about when he got covid. Those reporters are spot on.
@@NathanCroucher who are these nutbags who will die on a hill for some entitled jock who thinks he's above all rules and wouldn't cross the road to pee on them if they were on fire? Get yourself some real heroes, Stan.
As a Canadian, Jimmy, well done.
I guess you voted for Castreau and his tyranny
@@KingMe1 damn, I'm from iran and even without seeing this clip i know jimmy Kimmel saying only lie, trump is the best. Also I'm sure u r right without even knowing what u talking about
@@ariaebrahimi3629 I agree trump is the best crook
my dealer caught Covid lol
as a comedian Jimmy sucks.
🇨🇦 “Stay the fook oout “ 🤣🤣🤣
I can guarantee, the parents complaining at board meetings are not the ones volunteering at the schools, and the kids are already running wild.
THANKU, just what the future needs....more "adults" who r bullies,uninformed,selfish,money hungry,lazy turds running wild denying everything that PopPop never told them while sitting in a broken down pick up,chawing,throwing back Coors.....yep,just what the future world needs,uneducated kids.
😧😷✌️
Novak Djovokic? Novax Djokovic more like it. Am I right? lol
No, the meme is Novax Djerkovic
I had such a great abs workout while watching this! I had tears and am definitely going to share this with my friends *PRICELESS* Thank you Jimmy! 👍👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Shout out to the stormtrooper walking by during the anatomy quiz 😂
I scrolled down through a lot of comments to see if anybody mentioned that guy! Hilarious that he was barely even noticed.
I just spotted Spider-Man at 10:42!
Those Austrailian newspeople were so right about that tennis player. Good for them!
Isn’t this guy ever tired of talking about Trump
He can't help it, sick with TDS disorder. Biden couldn't cure it for them.
You people are that scene in the Naked Gun where the fires and explosions are happening and Frank Drebbin is standing in front of it shouting "move along! Nothing to see here" while dodging flaming debris
As a born and bred Canadian, I gotta say.. we've were thinking that lonnnng before covid.
New message; it's you! 👋 Hey
Don't blame ya....
New Message, Hey, that's not the typical Canadian friendliness we're accustomed to. Happy New Year from Texas!
@@pamelaporter4750 can you blame them? At least they are polite about it.
I live near the border and we've had the two quietest and most peaceful summers I've experienced in my 72 years without the Americans invading the place.
And we are allowing men make our reproductive choices 😳
If men wanna take away our choice, then we should choose a vasectomy when we see fit👹
@@kimbellabella348 no, I vote full castration
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Lol calm down.
Some people actually prefer CDs over streaming music, Jimmy.
True....I still love my albums.....✌️
Cannabis. Hmm, well, it beats urine by a long shot!
Yes,also beats drinking bleach,horse dewormer etc......✌️
the aussie news anchors lmfao they should get a prime time show XD
🌟💖 Whoever is reading this - wishing you a wondeful New Year full of love and laughter, health and happiness! 💖🌟
You too 👍
✌💛😁
We need news journalists like them!
Thank God
Gotta love the Aussies!
3:13 "I AM CANADIAN!" And I find that hilarious!
And the metric system. LOL
I'll learn the metric system if you guys let me in!
OMG, the Gynecologist and her willfully clueless husband. Those two had me rolling.
The last couple was awesome! I bet she is making him learn what is what now! or no nookie for him.
That is if he can find it
Unfamiliar with "show & tell"?
'& the metric system..' That just killed me, good one Canada.
How embarrassing for the gynecologist that her husband doesn’t know anything about her body!
He might be trans.
@@classicsciencefictionhorro1665 If he IS he and trans, I'm pretty sure he'd know about AFAB anatomy...
Oh, I imagine she'll be schooling him at home after this. 🤣
That’s not true!!! He got the last one right 🤣
12:57
I think she called a divorce attorney after that. Hard to watch really 😂
It's amazing our species hasn't gone extinct..... I see alot of men getting anatomy books for valentines day.
The fact that people failed middleschool level health classes
First world problems
They then go on to think they have any business commenting on women's bodily autonomy.
Being a French Canadian I approve of this message!
Thanks for the laugh, Jimmy! :)
Parents subbing as teachers, was that not a "Simpsons" episode a few years back? 😄
Foreshadowed
Maybe parents will then comprehend what a difficult job substitute teaching is.
Yes, Simpson's did it
That show is an official fortune teller, not suprised.
"Can you point to the a** h*le?
🤣🤣🤣
great question... and the guy was such a good sport!
OH CANADA!!!! 🇨🇦 TY Jimmy! Nailed it! 💪🏻😂👊🏻🍻
Bloody spell check got me!
Thanks for keeping your promise about naked Trump. Cracks me up every time.
Rich white klan leaders make you laugh?
@@owenmersk4626 When was Trump a Klan leader lol? If anything, Biden would be. Especially after Joe said "you can't walking into Dunkin without hearing an indian accent" or "if you don't vote for me, you ain't black".
omfg how do american men not know the female body
I know all these terms and what they are and English isn’t even my first language.🤦🏻♂️
Worse yet, there are American WOMEN who don't understand female anatomy either. 😕
OBGYN is one term I don’t know though, not being English myself.
@@cc1k435 They do these street interviews all the time on Kimmel and make fun of people, but really it’s a testament to how much they’d benefit from improving the education system and if more education was free. So many things could have been improved then,..
They probably asked 20 men and 16 got it right.
@@JustussonSometimes shown as OBGYN or OB GYN or OB-GYN and stands for Obstetrics and Gynecology.
The guy that didn't know his wife was an OBGYN is about to be in a whole lot of trouble when he gets home lol.
Those responses were just as terrifying as Leno's old "Jaywalking", which neither gives me much hope for America. Pay attention in school - the first time!
Also why condoms are only 97% effective. These people have no idea where it goes.
I'm a software engineer. Why would I know female anatomy? It was taught to me like 27 years ago.
What school? That's the real problem now.
Trumps lowest approval rating was 34% and that was the end of his 4 yr term. Biden is just at the end of his first yr and has an approval rating of 33%. Isn’t it time to move on from Trump’s time and deal with the current issues in this country?
I hope they screened out all the non idiots otherwise I fear for humanity even more than I did already. I'm a man and I knew every single question without any hesitation. In New Zealand we learnt all of this in school.
Grade school
We do in the US too. And it's a comedy bit, so they screen out those people because they aren't funny.
Half are pretending not to know so they get on TV
@@Tracymmo but they ARE funny, at least in the eyes of the people who refer to them as nerds, geeks or weirdos for attaining basic general information.
If they don't need to know them in their daily life why remember them. It doesn't mean they didn't study in school.
Omg I'm canadien and the Wayne Gretzky bit killed me 😂😂😂
My dad needs an artery unlocked so he can get some other procedures but he has to wait until the end of February if cases slow down.
I'm sorry.😔...good luck to u and dad....
Also why are they body shaming Trump 🤣🤣🤣 biggest hypocrites on the face of the earth.
NO NO NO, the compounds from hemp, not cannabis. Auggg.....doesn't anyone do their homework anymore.😞
From hemp, hemp is the fiber used for cloth and rope.
Sure we do, and hemp and cannabis are related...
‘hemp’is a subset of the cannabis family. of course, colloquial use of these words is predominant, and that usage is not precise. specifically, its the (i think?) cbdA compound the prevents covid from infecting, which is present in varying levels among different cannabis species, not necessarily just “hemp” or “marijuana”. in any case, it gets destroyed from burning the plant, so yeah, smoking weed for covid is not a thing
@@lenawagenfuehr53 lol what.. you definitely a kimmel kid
See how many people are completely ignorant about human bodies and biology in general ???? This should not happened in the USA
LOL - I love the comment about Canada building a wall... and you just know that if it was actually proposed, that politician would claim that we here in the USA would pay for it.
South park did it and it was funny af
As a Canadian I approve this message! 🇨🇦
I don’t
Man said 'at least' once a year. Technically accurate.
Overall embarrassing though.
Well no, it's not accurate. Not all women even menstruate.
@@FinneousPJ1 I was affirming the existential quantity claim, not a universal claim. :-)
@@FinneousPJ1 oh! I see what you are saying. That would apply to actual PMS, not what the gentleman said. :-)
Mike Amore and Rebecca Madden from Channel 7 Melbourne is now famous after this. LMAO
I'm an Aussie and love their honesty. 🤣🤣
Drunk lady: "Did you get the booster?"
DeSantis: "Duhhhhhh, Which way did he go, George. Which way did he go?"
LMFO😂🤣😂🤣🤣
"Let's go Brandon, I agree." --Joe Biden🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahah! LOL @ Drunk Lady, remark!
@@GhostOdyssey I can never remember Maria Bartoromo's name. XD
i have a "perfectly" fine life, but I admit, it's a bonus to see Kimmel to fill in some laugher in my life for a few moments! Thanks Kimmel and the team behind the scenes to make it seem so "easy" for the rest of us.
Trump u going to hell not the country more money for u can't help
Man I’m a pothead and I got covid and it wasn’t fun.
Me too. Was in hospital for 7 weeks. And just got it again.
Stay safe now, hope you (both) are well!,.. 🤞
This is just a guess based on what I already know about COVID and how weed gets into your system but maybe keep your blood levels very high for 2 weeks with no brake or down time. It’s the ace 2 receptors which the COVID spike plugs into in order to reproduce and you need to give it lots of strong competition. Eat the stuff instead of smoking it. If you can find CBD oil that would probably be good. The door in which marijuana could become legal in this country needs to be kicked open really hard. This doesn’t mean that it will always work though.
Same
pot gives you heart disease, do yourself a favor and quit.
Oh my goodness, the last part of the show was hilarious and very disappointing...basic female anatomy and you find these kind of men making decisions for women's reproductive rights ..Oh the poor OB was like its just my profession nothing important 😆
And no one, male, female, intersex, whatever, should make decisions about any woman’s body (unless that person is a medical professional and has the woman’s consent).
@@Ceerads
@@greeneyedlady5580 yes, she just pointed out why the vaccine mandate is wrong, if a woman doesn't want foreign substances injected into her body without her consent, no one should make any decision on a woman's body. Same applies for a male's body. Equality and pro-choice.
@@lookdawg187 First, people always have a choice. Nobody is forcefully vaccinating people. Second, certain jobs have always come with the requirement for lots of vaccinations, including medical professionals and the military. Everyone knows that going into those jobs. Third, vaccinations are for the public good. They are the only way we can keep our hospitals from being overrun and our health system from collapsing. Vaccine mandates in the US first happened under George Washington. I seem to remember the Constitution saying "We the people of the United States... to promote the general welfare".
@@greeneyedlady5580 So losing your job is a choice? Mandates aren't forceful? Grow a brain, you might figure out vaccinations aren't the solution.
I'm a man & I was able to correctly answer most of those questions. I do not know why. I wasn't even guessing.
As a man I could have answered all of those questions correctly. That’s insane that so many men are so ignorant of basic human anatomy/biology.
Do you want a cookie, James? It's a comedy show.
Women are no better. I had a health teacher whose brain melted when she realised her female friends had no idea how many openings the female body had "down there"
what kind?
And yet, abortion laws are primarily written by men
Thank you!! Maybe you could hint to male counterparts that it might be worth learning...
That Female Body bit was hilarious 😆
Nice shout out to Oregon State; especially after we lost the Jimmy Kimmel bowl. But gotta say it’s more about the CBD’s and edibles are the key! Go Beavs!
Can'tada!!!!!!!! 😆 Sorrey, that was funny! Can't wait 'til they let us back in! 😂
Sending love from Sweden - would love to visit your country one day. I’ve only met friendly Canadians so far!,..
Please, please, please, America.... send those samples. We need this. We NEED this!!!!
The gynecologyst husband at the end proved you can love your honey and still not know what they do for a living. Cute couple.
It's not like the Australian newscasters were wrong. I don't think anyone hearing that would be shocked.
Just saying what most of us are thinking anyway.
Haha quebec we are famous 2 times in one week on this show
Hey Jimmy, it’s wonderful you’re paying attention to important global issues such as Paul Rand’s hair and the Pope buying a CD as well as calling out that unhealthy individual Djokovic, instead of addressing unimportant stories such as that of Maddie de Garay or the 3 tennis players who dropped out of the Australian warm up tournament due to sudden chest pain and breathing difficulties.
It’s equally wonderful this differently worded comment got posted unlike my previous boring, fact soaked one that mysteriously disappeared several times. Funny thing the Internet.
You gotta love a challenge, right? I’m sure he does that in order to encourage all of us to read more literature and popularise authors such as Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
This Canadian approves of this message. Sorry!
LOL the black storm trooper casually walking by. 11:10
Smoking pot daily since 1997. Still got covid. I don't think it helped.
It's certain compounds in it.that doesn't mean smoking it will be enough.its never that easy
I love Jimmy's mocking of Gov. DeathSentence at 5:28! Very funny!
Hahahaha……best way for parents to see how awful their children are. Teacher here….
So, many men have no clue about our bodies but have the audacity to judge what we are allowed to do with it? Justice at its worst I'd say.
Hey I don’t know everything either (sorry biology 101 is a long time ago) but at least I have the decency not to tell any lady what to do with her body
9:14 Our local district health board in 🇳🇿 sent me one of those kits (along with everyone else in my age group, I guess). The instructions are a bit fiddly, but I was able to do it and send it back.
Every single Karen would get involved and want to be in line to be a teacher! Ha ha ha ha
Oh Dear God, my eyes are burning! Thanks Jimmy!
11:11 😁 Wtf! A stormtrooper and a guy getting dressed behind this Dude! Only in Hollywood brah🥰
South Park called it. Tegridy weed.
I live in Texas. My tests and treatment have been delayed and delayed and delayed. And I had one foot at the northern border since mid October 2021. Still waiting. It's just nuts here.
Studies from Canada in 2019 said the same thing about cannabis. Got shot down within a week
@@someguyanonymous5171 : Jimmy Kimmel is a comedian, not a journalist.
Thanks for your 13 month continued coverage of this patriot. You kept the coals hot for us 🤗 45 / 47 🇺🇸 Let's geaux Brandon!
Haven’t watched Jimmy Kimmel in like a year, nice to see he’s still obsessed with trump lol
Im shocked J.Kimmel didn't stop to comment on the stormtrooper casually strutting by during the female anatomy questions!?
I call BS I'm 60, been smoking weed since 15 and I've had covid twice now. Not bad enough to stop smoking weed tho.
Same with my son.
I think your dealer's been selling you some oregano or something else fake.
That's called a high tolerance. If you have been taking pain killers like you smoke weed since you were 15 they wouldn't be as effective for pain either. And why would you need to stop smoking weed? They didn't claim weed causes Covid...just that it can help deter it...?
I agree. Smoke daily had COVID twice.
Maybe it has something to do with other behaviors .. smoking or ingesting weed can't prevent COVID if you're flagrantly avoiding other preventative measures. Just a thought.
About what's going on with Trump's hair: that is his failed coupe attempt