the man who cheated on wife #1 with #2(who got pregnant while he was still married to #1) cheated on #2 with #3; and cheated on #3 with an adult entertainment star and a playboy model, enjoys the full support of the party of "morality" and "family values"
That is what you think. He will find the person(s) involved and follow them home. Than he will lick ther door knobs, while grunting like a little piggy. Be warned!!1
When I was in the US as an exchange student in the ’90s, all the Americans I met were the nicest, most modest, and humble people I had ever encountered. When did it become such a tolerated and applauded trend to brag like Donald Trump? This is the opposite of what I experienced back then…
Most of us are just as nice and friendly as ever. There are only a few Maga people who live in an alternate country, that is not what democracy looks like.
@@lindaramirez7339 But people allowed Trump to happen. His character was a matter of record long before he ran for the presidency. What does that say about Americans?
Social media, the Internet, mis- and disinformation, I think has something to do with it. Plus 24 hours of cable news and then pure crap people watch instead of picking up a book. People don't look for facts anymore, just what feels right or fits their opinion regardless of truth. Idk. Just some of it. We need to connect less with devices and more with actual human beings.
I am looking into the world of right wing. They are dead set not have LGTBQ become the new normal, they want to keep the genders as they are, which I understand. But they keep calling the left, the old machine, that it is the establishment vs. Trump. It is just a lunatic echochamber.
I want to see if Rhonda Sanchez is going to have him arrested if he votes in the State of Florida cuz he's a felon or is he going to give him a pass like the Santos did the mother felons couple years ago in the election and then went back and took it from him and had him arrested and they wrote it illegally when they got paperwork saying that they could vote I want to see the illegal voting police show up at Mar-A-Lago meatball is going to send them down there @@Sarah_Gravydog316
Trump is *mentally chaotic* 😵💫, and JD Vance is chaotically weird . America doesn't need these two weird men in the White House. Their mental chaos will result in political and economic chaos.😵
That is called cognitive dissonance...he is unable to reconcile two different conflicting ideas/beliefs/statements. For example,he won the debate, and he knows who to blame for him losing the debate.
Reminds me of the Game of Thrones quote "Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king." So with trump saying he won the debate, anyone who says they won the debate did not, in fact, win
How about we elect the person who says, "I pledge to you that I will do everything in my power to improve Americans' lives." Not the one who says, "They're eating the dogs! You're fired. 🔥
Not just lies, *predictable* lies. They had the fact checks handy because they knew what lies he was likely to tell and fact checked those lies in advance. If he had just come up with *new* lies, maybe that wouldn’t have happened.
@Chris-b9r7n The shorter list is what didn't he lie about. But really, two real whoopers are the "post-birth abortion" (doesn't happen) and "they're eating the dogs" (didn't happen).
@Chris-b9r7n The made-up pet eating issue that he, Shady, & Loomer spread. At that same ridiculous moment, he lost his marbles and was sounding like a complete lunatic, while Harris was laughing at him. 😊
I like how he (the orange one) admits that he was corrected yet he can never admit that he was wrong about anything. When he keeps whining " they kept correcting me", he doesn't realize that he is reinforcing the fact that he needed to be corrected because of his outrageous lies.
Jimmy makes a good point about the polls being pretty much locked in a dead heat. And this is no laughing matter, because it is no longer acceptable to make a poll lock joke.
When he enters a room he waves and there is no one there, when he gets on or off of his plane he waves to crowds which don't exist, so seeing an audiance at the debate is par for the course.
They still want kids safety. Their idea of school safety is armed guards and teachers, metal detectors, single entry access, surveillance cameras, and now they're coming up with school designs to make it harder for an active shooter. Got to condition the kids for a police state.
@HaveHapppiness. When fame became the ultimate pinnacle of status and success. It's a grand scale of High School. How else to describe Kardasians? People who became famous for their desire to be famous and became famous in the most fringe way and then the fame took on a life of it's own. Money of course is why most people do things.
It's sinful how Trump compares himself to Elvis Presley . Elvis was drafted into the US Army, where he served his full enlistment and was honorably discharged. Trump, the draft Dodger, couldn't hold Elvis's lunch.
Absolutely. And one more thing: Elvis had something Trump never had: He had talent and was able to bring people positive joy. Can't say that about Donny Johnny.
Rudy tells people to stop attacking Trump or he will find them, he knows where they are. Just like he found all the evidence the election was stolen. Rudy can't even find his brain.😂😂😂😂😂
Polls vary and always have, due to statistics (that’s why they have a “margin of error”), sampling methods, and inherent biases. There is no perfect poll and there can’t be. But you can look at averages and trends.
Polls are meaningless. It matters who gets their people out to vote. The importance is immense. As Obama also said when people were clapping, don't clap, vote. Ensure you are able to vote. Then vote. Mail in or in person, vote. PLEASE! 💙💙💙💙
I receive my ballot through the mail but I will be delivering it in person. I do not trust the postal service will not be pulling some antics to delay mail-in ballots. We cannot forget that the DJT appointed the head of the post office and there have already been rumblings that they may be overwhelmed with ballots. If people can make it to the polls to hand deliver that ballot, I believe that is what we should all try to do.
@@joebove4 I don't know. If the first public utterance was Vance he could. be sued. And everytime it was repeated by Vance and trump they could be sued on multiple counts of violating the clause in the first amendment, ThE FCC: unprotected speech is causing panic such as crying fire in a crowded theater. I think this fits perfectly, just as Jan 6th did.
Shady Vance wears lady pants When he does the hoochie coochie dance He’s known for his rants and his couch romance Which fails to enhance his stance with his aunts _(Don’t ask what he did to his aunts’ house plants)_
I hope the Haitian-American community sue the life out of JD Vance and get millions and millions of dollars, build a big Haitian culutral center, prosper and live happily ever after
We're here laughing about this things Trump says... But really, this is absurd. This man is completely unfit for ANY job. We ALL need to get real about this. Insane.
For future reference. When and if Harris/Walz win.... will men across America finally vow to stop wearing solid colored red ties paired with white shirts and navy suits?! It would definitely make America great again.
Polls are too close to waste my time reading. Please continue to reveal poll results in your monologue, I WILL listen. Thank you, Jimmy, you’re the best 👏👏👏🎬
@@stephanie8202 When I “listen to the orange dude,” he is quite often talking about our open border and high inflation of the Biden-Harris administration.
@@craigb8228 I have no idea what graph you’re referring to but simply because event B happens after event A, does not prove any causation… it does not mean event A caused event B.
@@ronster58 has nothing to do with Biden/Harris. Also in Europe we had, and still have, inflation. It was a worldwide reaction to the Russian attack on Ukraine. The question is where they faster to react on the situation. Well, they did it definitly better than in Germany.
Cannot wait until the Jan 6 indictments are read before the election and the sentences are read after the election. If I were Trump I would be buying a cigarette boat and negotiating with Cuba!
Demented Donnie has completely lost the plot... people coming in from 'Silence of the Lambs'... and a giant water faucet that takes a day to turn! Vote 💙
That woman's apology means absolutely nothing. She targeted Haitians without any evidence and her inference is the root of the things that are happening. She gets no pass from me.
Did you see the girl read about when Trump said that Kamala Harris was on the cover of time magazine and how beautiful she looked with Elon Musk so funny
I have a friend who just became a citizen last week-been here on a green card for a few years-and asked me how to register to vote online and is excited to be able to vote for the first time and be able to vote for a woman to be President!!!
Pathological liars can’t keep their own lies straight. I dated one on and off for 4 years and he’s a criminal in prison now. This is where Trump belongs. Vote 💙
@@BIGBADWOOD and frankly, Elvis was not really known for his guitar ability, marginal at best (and he freely admitted it). It was that other instrument, that VOICE, which put him in the stratosphere of musical geniuses. Just shows you how much Trump knows about Elvis' music, music in general. It really doesn't need to be mentioned that Elvis' charisma and presence were also unmatched, nothing like Trump. The claim that Trump is so called charismatic is just one of many things that baffles me. But then, I am a lifelong NYer and we have regarded Trump as an unserious asshat grifter for roughly 40 years, seriously probably 80 to 90 percent of us and highest in Manhattan!!!
If you’re worried about the polls, consider this: the campaigns have their own internal polling. The fact Trump is melting down should indicate what the internal polls are saying. He is going to lose in a landslide.
The constituent bit was great. Thanks for listening Jimmy! And as someone voting in Ohio, Vance doesn’t listen to us. His voicemails are full, and we do call to express our opinions (or I do) and he never responds.
@@Sarah_Gravydog316 oh I’ll vote, but I’ll still use my time. Pols may or may not be effective. Individuals I can count at least 5 I’ve persuaded to follow the evidence who changed and now are voting accordingly (including some with signs in yards). Maybe planted seeds in others. It’s not a waste of time and frankly conversations is the only way to crack them out of the conservative news cycle.
I mean, if I'd suffered that kind of humiliation and I had a partner, I'd've been on the phone ten seconds after leaving the stage. But I wouldn't brag about it in public.
VP candidate JD Vance talking about his book reminds me when VP Al Gore came to the Hotel Convention Center where I worked. As he walked through the Kitchen we had lined up to let them pass, I held out his book with a pen. He stopped and as he signed it he asked "have you read my book", I said, "well, I've read a couple of chapters" he smiled and said " thats more than most people I talk too", and a remarkable thing happened, the whole room began to laugh and applaud. He stopped at the end of the room turned to us smiling ear to ear and thanked us for such a warm welcome.
@@Kittycats-s As a professional guitarist beginning in Hollywood in the late sixties, I am qualified to state that no part of your comment is accurate.
Rudy is the human equivalent of the ever-descending version of the "Shepard's Tone". You listen to it and it never reaches the bottom and after a minute or se the mental effect of the illusion turns into a sort of despair and anxiety.
7:54 I'm sorry but I'm still waiting on the woman I'm this picture to show up. Nevertheless the Haitian neighbors should sue the sh!t out the alleged woman plus Trump and Vance
A properly ambitious attorney could probably make a name for themselves doing it pro bono, it does seem as though there's a case to be made for real harm being caused.
I actually answered a poll. ONCE. I was sitting next to my landline, which I kept because my parents remembered that phone number, but for some reason, could not remember my cell number. IKR? THEN, I realized hey! I could list my landline on anything I bought or signed, so ALL my pain-in-the-butt calls go to my landline! Genius move!!!
Yes they are. Those ancient 80+ Republicans are so gullible. I NEVER answer a call from a number I don't recognize. And I never respond to a text asking my opinion on the election. I estimate 75% are like me. So yeah, polls don't matter at all. That said, I'm so hoping and praying Kamala wins by a landslide.
that's the problem, tho. we should have taken him a hell of a lot more seriously when he started showing us who he was years ago. When he tells us what he intends to do if he takes back the WH, he will do it! how can we not take that seriously?!
🙏🙏..Please GET OUT AND VOTE💙💙💙💙As a Republican (not Maga) I am going to vote for Harris/Walz 2024, and I encourage all my fellow Republicans (not Maga) to do so...Lets fight for our country first before our party. Thank you all🙏🙏🙏🙏💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙......
Thank you for clarification. I can't get my parents to understand that just because they're registered Republicans, it's not disloyal to vote common sense. Uggghh... I could go on and on but.. 💙💙🌊🌊
Thank you! I look forward to the day when you and i can again discuss our political differences (I'm a Democrat) respectfully and try to find a compromise that we both can live with. MAGA types are all about "my way or nothing", which is no way to govern!
@@danamichelle1290 It would be great if they voted blue the entire ballot, but maybe ask if they could vote for Harris and Republicans other than her ? Could work?
Thank you. I think you should rethink all of the republicans, since you seem to understand why trump is so bad. They’ve been supporting him in one way or another since the beginning. They’re all charlatans. Look at their voting records. 🫶🏻
Alright, I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but the IKEA FRIHETEN being on for it's lowest yearly price, WITH THE EXTRA STORAGE DRAWS, poor JD couldn't even handle speaking a sentence full. This is definitely the the Swedes interfering in the election no?
Guilinani is starting to look like Nosferatu, the forerunner of Count Dracula in silent movies. I discovered this while listening to him with the sound off!
ARNOLD should re-eneact the famous scene of THE TERMINATOR, and replace the line, "I'll be back" with "We are not going back" in support of KAMALA Harris.💙
Yeah but that wouldn't it really make sense. Because in that scene he's going into a police station, and he asks to see Sarah Connor. They're like "she's not here" or something. Then he's like "I'll be back", and the joke is that you expect him to return later. But then he takes a truck I believe, or maybe it's a car, and he charges it into the police station. The scene wouldn't make any sense, if he said, "we're not going back." You can't just take lines from movies, replace them with similar ones, and hope it works. You need to have a setup, and some consideration. For instance, time travel plays a considerable part in the Terninator movies. Also in Terninator 1, where Arnold says "I'll be back", wouldn't the better way to do it to have the Terninator sent back as the villain, and Kamala Harris as Sarah Connor? Then when he comes to attack her, and he says, "I'll be back", she could come out and say, "we're not going back", and she blasts him away, right? Something like that?
What a great show Jimmy! They’re all great, but that lady reporting on JD Vance “fu@king a sofa was beyond funny, IKEA dude was hilarious too. I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe, 💙💙VoteBlue💙💙
This is one of the best Jimmy Kimmel monologue's in a while. I was roaring with laughter. From Melania answering a question no one asked, to Donald Trump telling people to buy his wife's book, or not, to JD Vance's new nick name of Ms. Sassy (named after the cat in Springfield that went missing and has been found). Kudo's to the writers also. Great segment.
I prefer my presidents who actually concede defeat and not try to say oh I won when I actually lost. doesn’t he understand that his policy’s are very unpopular with people.
@@KittysDaffodil I am not a Trump supporter, but I think one policy is the border control (especially to Mexico), another one is increased tariffs for import, a third one is reduced tax for overtime work. As I already wrote, I am not a stake holder in your election, but some of his proposals are quite obvious. Personally I think some are OK, some are bad. But how about Harris' price control? Eastern Europe and socialist countries in Africa and Asia have tried this. Why do democrats think this is a good idea? Can anyone explain it? Any textbook in Economics can explain why this is a bad idea. Maybe American voters lack knowledge in Economics.
@@ErikExeu it isnt price control. It is punishment for price gouging. We already have laws on the bools for this, just not for big companies. Ex. Someone selling water for 50 bux instead of the 5 bux everyone else is selling. He killed the border bill. He is going to make overtime straight time, which will of course reduce the tax. Tariffs on everybody is part of the reason we had supply chain issues.
@@KittysDaffodil Who would buy for 50 bux if it is sold for 5 bux elsewhere? I guess you say Harris voters do that. The most clever agents on the market. Seems you Harris voters know exactly how to organise the economy. Like in the USSR. Very convincing.
the man who cheated on wife #1 with #2(who got pregnant while he was still married to #1) cheated on #2 with #3; and cheated on #3 with an adult entertainment star and a playboy model, enjoys the full support of the party of "morality" and "family values"
Exactly, and then they say “We are all sinners and shouldn’t judge his past.” 🤣
Exactly!
Some party, eh?
Nice summary 👍
@@kawag6356Cause they have no standards for the own.
Someone please, call Rudy to remind him he was disbarred, he can no longer go after anybody....
Why does he assume "someone" is behind it? It was two random gun-fetish Republicans who wanted their names to go down in history.
That is what you think. He will find the person(s) involved and follow them home. Than he will lick ther door knobs, while grunting like a little piggy. Be warned!!1
Dude ... Can you just go to prison already?
@@robertwoods3873he is not assuming, he is fabricating a lie to help trump win so his own law suits will go away.
@@robertwoods3873 Hired by trump.
When I was in the US as an exchange student in the ’90s, all the Americans I met were the nicest, most modest, and humble people I had ever encountered. When did it become such a tolerated and applauded trend to brag like Donald Trump? This is the opposite of what I experienced back then…
Sadly, a lot has changed here.. So glad you had a great experience, there are some really nice places to visit.
trump happened
Most of us are just as nice and friendly as ever. There are only a few Maga people who live in an alternate country, that is not what democracy looks like.
@@lindaramirez7339 But people allowed Trump to happen. His character was a matter of record long before he ran for the presidency. What does that say about Americans?
Social media, the Internet, mis- and disinformation, I think has something to do with it. Plus 24 hours of cable news and then pure crap people watch instead of picking up a book. People don't look for facts anymore, just what feels right or fits their opinion regardless of truth. Idk. Just some of it. We need to connect less with devices and more with actual human beings.
How can the race be tight?
Seriously?
USA - Come on!!!
as a Canadian, it's insane that even Donald Trump would vote for Donald Trump
@@Justusson the ignorance and hatred here is overwhelming.
I am looking into the world of right wing. They are dead set not have LGTBQ become the new normal, they want to keep the genders as they are, which I understand. But they keep calling the left, the old machine, that it is the establishment vs. Trump. It is just a lunatic echochamber.
Isn't it baffling? It's unimaginable. You should see people here, some houses have his flags all over them!
I want to see if Rhonda Sanchez is going to have him arrested if he votes in the State of Florida cuz he's a felon or is he going to give him a pass like the Santos did the mother felons couple years ago in the election and then went back and took it from him and had him arrested and they wrote it illegally when they got paperwork saying that they could vote I want to see the illegal voting police show up at Mar-A-Lago meatball is going to send them down there @@Sarah_Gravydog316
If Trump won the debate, why is he still complaining about it, & blaming everyone about how it went? 🤣🤣
Trump is *mentally chaotic* 😵💫, and JD Vance is chaotically weird . America doesn't need these two weird men in the White House.
Their mental chaos will result in political and economic chaos.😵
That is called cognitive dissonance...he is unable to reconcile two different conflicting ideas/beliefs/statements. For example,he won the debate, and he knows who to blame for him losing the debate.
But the non-existent studio audience was on his side, so he's all ok 😂
Because the more you say something, the more true it becomes. At least, that is the motto of the Trump household.
Reminds me of the Game of Thrones quote
"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king."
So with trump saying he won the debate, anyone who says they won the debate did not, in fact, win
How about we elect the person who says, "I pledge to you that I will do everything in my power to improve Americans' lives."
Not the one who says, "They're eating the dogs!
You're fired. 🔥
"I don't care about you; I just want your vote."
You can’t fire him. The American people fired him in 2020. 😂😂😂😂
@@caru3257 But he can stop him from being rehired.
Harris and all blue VOTE.
@@caru325781 million to be exact
Truth is birds that flock together will always stay together until their ready to go out own their own 😮
Omg. Rudy has totally lost it. I feel embarrassed for him on that rant.
Was a hero 24 years ago .....now a zero
Trump rants like that all the time yet he was the fn potus
He is just too excited to be back in daddy T’s good graces he can hardly contain his joy.
He grinds the coffee he sells with his false teeth!
"Nobody in American history has fallen further than Rudy Giuliani except for Benedict Arnold."
Steve Schmidt
Love you Jimmy!! THANK YOU FOR THE TRUTH BECAUSE THE TRUTH MATTERS 💙🇺🇲💙 UNITED WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL 💙🇺🇲💙 HARRIS AND WALZ 💙🇺🇲💙 LET'S GO BLUE 💙🇺🇲💙
No matter how well you mean, your all-caps plus shitloads of emojis comment is everything a good comment is not!
He hasn't had the respect to take the time to read her book. Let that sink in. WTF.
He Can't Read. 😁 He Needs A Picture Book Version.
@@rhiannonyoung8962 Yes. The pop-up picture book version.
Their relationship is weird
She's a trophy wife.. and just as much of a joke as he is.
@@rhiannonyoung8962 Audio versions should be available.
Maybe everything he said was fact checked because everything he said was a lie.
He lied many more times than he was fact checked
Not maybe-it was- but no accountability as usual. His whole stick is playing the victim.
Not just lies, *predictable* lies. They had the fact checks handy because they knew what lies he was likely to tell and fact checked those lies in advance. If he had just come up with *new* lies, maybe that wouldn’t have happened.
@Chris-b9r7n The shorter list is what didn't he lie about. But really, two real whoopers are the "post-birth abortion" (doesn't happen) and "they're eating the dogs" (didn't happen).
@Chris-b9r7n The made-up pet eating issue that he, Shady, & Loomer spread. At that same ridiculous moment, he lost his marbles and was sounding like a complete lunatic, while Harris was laughing at him. 😊
I like how he (the orange one) admits that he was corrected yet he can never admit that he was wrong about anything. When he keeps whining " they kept correcting me", he doesn't realize that he is reinforcing the fact that he needed to be corrected because of his outrageous lies.
That was a first for him to be corrected.
People who brag on themselves have little self-esteem. It's amazing that people lap this crap up. It's mind control.
well, I already knew all that, so...
Forget POLLS, JUST REGISTER AND VOTE!!!!!
Jimmy makes a good point about the polls being pretty much locked in a dead heat. And this is no laughing matter, because it is no longer acceptable to make a poll lock joke.
Kim Bull
HELL YES WE MUST VOTE BLUE I'M READY IN WISCONSIN U.S.A.
Exactly . I've never voted on a online poll or anything but I am getting out to vote . Polls just discourage you to get out and VOTE
VOTE BLUE ALL THROUGH
Voting helps prevent unwanted presidencies 💙
Birth control helps prevent unwanted pregnancies
Not paying taxes prevents funding wars in the Middle East
@@kristintopol1724Not always...maybe 99% of the time, or less.
interviewing p Diddy didn't help anyone tbh.
Also allegedly JD prefers Jason recliners to multi seater couches.
As an official Ohioan, I consider Vance a DISGRACE to this state! A LOT of us are embarrassed he's associated with us at all!!
Native Ohioan too. I wasn’t surprised when he got in but highly disappointed!!
Hopefully you will be voting him out as he certainly isn’t concerned about the people of Ohio….you guys deserve so much better.
Vote the Senator out after they lose! trump/vance = project 2025 💙💙💙💙
Amen
You guys voted for him, yes I am blaming the whole lot of you😂
Don't underestimate the trump followers! GET OUT AND VOTE!!! 💙💙💙
That’s why I voted 🗳️ on the first day I was able to vote 🗳️ on 9/20/24!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Those Sheep Need Their Shepherd. It is So Sad they cannot think for themselves!
I said that in 2016 & nobody believed me.
When he enters a room he waves and there is no one there, when he gets on or off of his plane he waves to crowds which don't exist, so seeing an audiance at the debate is par for the course.
Just like Richard M. Nixon.
He's been told to do that so that his PR firm can cut together crowds or use AI to insert them. That is why he's been claiming Harris has done that.
😂💙📫😂😂😂😂😂💙📫💙📫📫💙📫
He also has an imaginary accordion.
WHAT ABOUT THE POOR CHICKENS????
Don’t rely on polls. Get out & VOTE BLUE..
Yes 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
All Down the Ticket. And check that your Ballot is Tallied.
Polls are a snapshot. Wait a half hour and they change.
@@marieschwarzl838 And many Trump voters lied in the polls and say they are voting for Kamala. POLLS cannot be trusted.
I somehow highly doubt that that would happen.
Is anyone wondering why Republicans rage hard for cats, dogs, and geese, but when it comes to kids' safety?.... move on America!
Animals supporting animals.
Maga doesn't care about children.
They still want kids safety. Their idea of school safety is armed guards and teachers, metal detectors, single entry access, surveillance cameras, and now they're coming up with school designs to make it harder for an active shooter. Got to condition the kids for a police state.
They LOVE "kids"-until they're born.
Or tiny clumps of tissue, over living schoolchildren 😢
HE HALLUCINATED A CROWD GONE WILD, IN HIS MIND!
Watching from Australia - pretty excited for AMERICA to show up and on election day and vote for benefit of their great country
And ours Mate, if he gets in and wrecks it all, it flows on to the world and us.
@@stultusvenator3233 True that
@HaveHapppiness. When fame became the ultimate pinnacle of status and success. It's a grand scale of High School. How else to describe Kardasians? People who became famous for their desire to be famous and became famous in the most fringe way and then the fame took on a life of it's own. Money of course is why most people do things.
as a canadian, I'm crossing my fingers. much to close to it if it goes sideways.
As a Finn, also crossing fingers cause we're way too close to Russia
It's sinful how Trump compares himself to Elvis Presley . Elvis was drafted into the US Army, where he served his full enlistment and was honorably discharged. Trump, the draft Dodger, couldn't hold Elvis's lunch.
Private Bone Spurs. 🤬😖🤢🥴. Vote 🦋💙🦋💙🦋💙
Absolutely. And one more thing: Elvis had something Trump never had: He had talent and was able to bring people positive joy. Can't say that about Donny Johnny.
Donny would be a perfect bond villain. 😂
@@HashknightGamingNah, he's not smart enough and can't read.
Agree 100%
He couldn't call his wife...she will not take any of his calls.
The problem is she doesn't know where trumpee has been when gets home . Laura Loomer wants to be next Mrs Trump. .
Giuliani needs to worry about STAYING OUT OF JAIL.
Hahahaha 😮 is true 👍
Rudy tells people to stop attacking Trump or he will find them, he knows where they are. Just like he found all the evidence the election was stolen. Rudy can't even find his brain.😂😂😂😂😂
@@dolesncmor He found the Four Seasons OK.
And keeping his dentures in his mouth
Lock them both up!
Elvis had talent.
And guitar😂
Yes sir!😂
And hair
And was generous!
Elvis was a extraordinarily kind, generous, good man…the orange stool sample…not so much. 🤷🏻♂️
Thank you, Jimmy, for pointing out the discrepancy in polls. It's hard to know what's real any more. Make America Normal Again! VOTE 💙
Polls vary and always have, due to statistics (that’s why they have a “margin of error”), sampling methods, and inherent biases. There is no perfect poll and there can’t be. But you can look at averages and trends.
Polls are meaningless. It matters who gets their people out to vote. The importance is immense. As Obama also said when people were clapping, don't clap, vote.
Ensure you are able to vote. Then vote. Mail in or in person, vote. PLEASE! 💙💙💙💙
I receive my ballot through the mail but I will be delivering it in person. I do not trust the postal service will not be pulling some antics to delay mail-in ballots. We cannot forget that the DJT appointed the head of the post office and there have already been rumblings that they may be overwhelmed with ballots. If people can make it to the polls to hand deliver that ballot, I believe that is what we should all try to do.
EXACTLY, KevinAdams!
VOTE!!! Don’t pay attention to the polls - vote like your democracy depends on it.
✅ That’s why I voted 🗳️ on the first day I was able to vote 🗳️ on 9/20/24!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Why don't the people of Springfield file charges against A.Trump?
They can't afford to fight Trumps team of hack lawyers for years while they shop for a crooked Trump judge to throw out the case.
I hope Lisa and Bart Simpson do something
@@nicventura5620Bart and Lisa are too busy looking for Santa's Little Helper and Snowball 5.
As I understand it, because they’re not accusing any specific people, there’s no legal grounds to sue. Kinda f’ed up, but hey that’s our legal system.
@@joebove4 I don't know. If the first public utterance was Vance he could. be sued. And everytime it was repeated by Vance and trump they could be sued on multiple counts of violating the clause in the first amendment, ThE FCC: unprotected speech is causing panic such as crying fire in a crowded theater. I think this fits perfectly, just as Jan 6th did.
Jimmy is honest, brave, intelligent and fukin' hilarious!
The polar opposite of Trump.
The BREAKING JD Vance NEWS❗
AWESOME and NOT SURPRISING ❗
Vanse and his "boss" are SO WEIRD❗
Shady Vance wears lady pants
When he does the hoochie coochie dance
He’s known for his rants and his couch romance
Which fails to enhance his stance with his aunts
_(Don’t ask what he did to his aunts’ house plants)_
I absolutely love this guy, keep up the good work. I look forward to you every day, thanks for all the laughs.
I hope the Haitian-American community sue the life out of JD Vance and get millions and millions of dollars, build a big Haitian culutral center, prosper and live happily ever after
Manifest🙌🏾
IF it's possible Ohio need to recall JD Vance from the senate.
If they'd do that, they should build an animal shelter for stray cats and dogs in it 😂
Since Trump or Vance never mentioned the word Hatians in regards to killing pets ,it wouldn't be a case
excellent
I never tire of being baffled by the crowds that cheer him on? This man is ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!!!! If you don’t recognize insanity YOU ARE CRAZY TOO!!!!!
I cannot fathom him and his rhetoric
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Yep, you guys are 100% right. Jimmy Kimmel needs to work on his rhetoric to get that trophy off of Jon Stewart! 😂
Pretty sure no one is forcing you to watch , so just don't simple as that.
Never underestimate the ability of cultists to delude themselves.
We're here laughing about this things Trump says... But really, this is absurd. This man is completely unfit for ANY job. We ALL need to get real about this. Insane.
He's unfit to breathe!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean at this point joking is the only way to deal without going insane.
Why isn't the media covering his mental instability?
Why aren't we talking about are your mental health@@carolt7872
Indeed. He shouldn’t be in a campaign; he should be in a straitjacket. Or in a cell with Rudy!
My husband grew up with Four Season Landscaping owner how hysterical! They had a blast with that!
For future reference. When and if Harris/Walz win.... will men across America finally vow to stop wearing solid colored red ties paired with white shirts and navy suits?! It would definitely make America great again.
You are so right! Bobsy twins.
No More Red Ties !! YES!!
😂😂😂
I so agree….that outfit isn’t a fashion statement it’s a cop out.
@@jjohnson796 It's a cult!
“Wherever bookstores are sold” -perfect example of Vance’s inability to make any sense.
He already knows his book end up in the outlet store.
@@theovanderstorm3171 it's gonna end up in those leave-one-take one things on the side of the road.
They are called Little Libraries
@@Axolotl_Mischief I was going to say Goodwill bins by the pound, but I like yours better
What are the 2 of them smoking
Guilliani has completely lost his mind. It's sad.
After Trump motorboated Rudy his mind has never been the same
So has Trump!
You think ? I’m really not sure how you can tell.
Oh how the mighty have fallen!
He stopped drinking, now he's doing lines with Don Jr.!
Polls are too close to waste my time reading. Please continue to reveal poll results in your monologue, I WILL listen. Thank you, Jimmy, you’re the best 👏👏👏🎬
It's still hard to believe that people listen to the orange dude and his running mate and STILL plan on voting for them. WTH?!?!?! 🤦🏽♀️👀🤷🏽♀️
@@stephanie8202 When I “listen to the orange dude,” he is quite often talking about our open border and high inflation of the Biden-Harris administration.
@@ronster58According to the graphs, the inflation began after the 25%. Tariff.
Only other orange oompa loompas
@@craigb8228 I have no idea what graph you’re referring to but simply because event B happens after event A, does not prove any causation… it does not mean event A caused event B.
@@ronster58 has nothing to do with Biden/Harris. Also in Europe we had, and still have, inflation. It was a worldwide reaction to the Russian attack on Ukraine.
The question is where they faster to react on the situation. Well, they did it definitly better than in Germany.
little donnie is sinking fast and I feel fine
Cannot wait until the Jan 6 indictments are read before the election and the sentences are read after the election. If I were Trump I would be buying a cigarette boat and negotiating with Cuba!
Demented Donnie has completely lost the plot... people coming in from 'Silence of the Lambs'... and a giant water faucet that takes a day to turn! Vote 💙
Trump is *mentally chaotic* and would deal with inflation the same way he dealt with COVID, ... total chaos 😵💫. I'm voting for KAMALA. 💙
@@hughjorg4008W
It is called DEMENTIA.
Those mental asylums in that place, silence of the lambs. Must be full of cats & dogs.
When this was happening to Joe Biden you all let him rot
That woman's apology means absolutely nothing. She targeted Haitians without any evidence and her inference is the root of the things that are happening. She gets no pass from me.
As a Haitian American, I don’t accept it either I I know what it’s like to be bullied in school based on ignorance of what adults-say to the kids
Did you see the girl read about when Trump said that Kamala Harris was on the cover of time magazine and how beautiful she looked with Elon Musk so funny
She should be prosecuted for filing a malicious false police report.
Of course, they ran with it, without any evidence and all, and knowing that they have a larger public voice than she had.
I have a friend who just became a citizen last week-been here on a green card for a few years-and asked me how to register to vote online and is excited to be able to vote for the first time and be able to vote for a woman to be President!!!
Your friend is intelligent.
Welcome new citizen!! 😊
and that is exactly what the republicans want to stop. We won't let them!
WELCOME New Friend!
.......I sooo wanna make a joke about cat ladies.🐱🐱
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Pathological liars can’t keep their own lies straight. I dated one on and off for 4 years and he’s a criminal in prison now. This is where Trump belongs. Vote 💙
Elvis had a guitar and Trump Plays the swinett !
@@BIGBADWOOD and frankly, Elvis was not really known for his guitar ability, marginal at best (and he freely admitted it). It was that other instrument, that VOICE, which put him in the stratosphere of musical geniuses. Just shows you how much Trump knows about Elvis' music, music in general.
It really doesn't need to be mentioned that Elvis' charisma and presence were also unmatched, nothing like Trump. The claim that Trump is so called charismatic is just one of many things that baffles me. But then, I am a lifelong NYer and we have regarded Trump as an unserious asshat grifter for roughly 40 years, seriously probably 80 to 90 percent of us and highest in Manhattan!!!
My Irish grandpa told me once " You need a 100 lies to cover the first one".......
@@michaelesgro9506 SPOT ON
Both sides pulling one over on the American people
Hi Jimmy, thank you💙💙💙
Thank you for bringing much needed laughter into our lives❤️
If you’re worried about the polls, consider this: the campaigns have their own internal polling. The fact Trump is melting down should indicate what the internal polls are saying. He is going to lose in a landslide.
Til the landslide brings him down
Ohhhh
@@RealBradMiller😂 Landslide's been in my head all week 🎵🎶
we can only hope. The world is watching. 💙💙💙
Im hoping you are correct, and you may be. Trump may even lose FLA! If that happens, he can't win....
Vote Blue 💙 all the way 💙 🇺🇸 🌹
The constituent bit was great. Thanks for listening Jimmy!
And as someone voting in Ohio, Vance doesn’t listen to us. His voicemails are full, and we do call to express our opinions (or I do) and he never responds.
You’re doing it wrong. You need to send an email with the subject line, “Try our couches for 30 days, risk free!”
@@taratryon8590 that can work but no one responds to the emails either. It’s a great troll line, but also lost to the ether
don't waste your time talking to Republicans.
Vote.
@@Sarah_Gravydog316 oh I’ll vote, but I’ll still use my time. Pols may or may not be effective. Individuals I can count at least 5 I’ve persuaded to follow the evidence who changed and now are voting accordingly (including some with signs in yards). Maybe planted seeds in others. It’s not a waste of time and frankly conversations is the only way to crack them out of the conservative news cycle.
Pathetically calling his wife for a pick me up after getting mopped all over the debate stage
And she won’t even talk to him! 😂😂😂
Current wife or next wife...
I mean, if I'd suffered that kind of humiliation and I had a partner, I'd've been on the phone ten seconds after leaving the stage.
But I wouldn't brag about it in public.
Calling your partner is a very human response, but expecting that person to be there for you when you haven’t read their book is messed up.
While “hanging out” with Loomer. A lot.
Brilliant as usual, thank you for showing America leads the way in madness from a former mad irish man
VP candidate JD Vance talking about his book reminds me when VP Al Gore came to the Hotel Convention Center where I worked. As he walked through the Kitchen we had lined up to let them pass, I held out his book with a pen. He stopped and as he signed it he asked "have you read my book", I said, "well, I've read a couple of chapters" he smiled and said " thats more than most people I talk too", and a remarkable thing happened, the whole room began to laugh and applaud. He stopped at the end of the room turned to us smiling ear to ear and thanked us for such a warm welcome.
There is no way Vance could be that natural and warm with people
I'm so sorry he didn't become the president. I really feel that FL at least should have had a redoux. Just so we'd have known for sure.
Every single time E.T. puts on its Shady JD suit and tries to blend in with actual human beings, it nearly kills me with second-hand embarrassment.
Great anecdote!
@@lisab9541 The real recount confirmed Gore won.
So tired of hearing about Donald Trump. It's been nine freaking years
10 exhaustin years
Exactly…..overdosing on garbage.
💙💙💙💙💙
But it sure feels like, "It's been 84 years," (Titanic).
He was FIRED after 4 miserable years, but he keeps on whining… unbearable.
Donnie, Rudy, JD, so utterly embarrassing to the human race.
🙏💙🙏
Compared to Hunter? Really?
@@kristintopol1724Yes, absolutely.
All of Maga actually
wait... they're human?!
wha...???
Brilliant as ever! Great job, Jimmy!
To Rudy’s family, it’s way past time for an intervention
No family sadly
No sheep at all in his top paddock
Elvis did not need a guitar...Everything Elvis had put this loser to shame!!!
Yeah, hands down...
@@hermanjohnell2717 ...his pants.
Elvis did not know how to play a guitar. Elvis has never written a song in his life. The guitar was a prop.
@@Kittycats-sonly things Trump ever played is an invisible accordion and fools
@@Kittycats-s As a professional guitarist beginning in Hollywood in the late sixties, I am qualified to state that no part of your comment is accurate.
I come here to stay sane! Thank you Jimmy Kimmel! 🩵💙🩵💙
You and your team nailed it this time Jimmy. Brilliant!
JD Vance, what a bright light in the Trump universe. This is the man who in a recent speech about the Haitians said they were from Haitia. Really?
Yes dats what he thed. Shady Vance is not a trusted couch surfer. Likes to ride 'em dry and put them away wet.
Yes !!! He said Haitia LMAO 😅😂
You mean you didn't know that? 😅😅😅
Trump thinks they are from Venezuela.
I know! And he is educated supposedly....
FDJT & maga !!! VOTING BLUE ALL THE WAY 2024 … PERIOD !!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💯💯💯💯💯💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
All caps, too many exclamations points and emojis - you're not helping anyone's cause by posting in the most childish way possible.
I didn't think Rudy could sink any lower...
Rudy is the human equivalent of the ever-descending version of the "Shepard's Tone". You listen to it and it never reaches the bottom and after a minute or se the mental effect of the illusion turns into a sort of despair and anxiety.
The hell is lower ... I've heard that
7:54 I'm sorry but I'm still waiting on the woman I'm this picture to show up. Nevertheless the Haitian neighbors should sue the sh!t out the alleged woman plus Trump and Vance
Trump refused to pay Giuliani for legal work he did for him...and yet there he is stroking Trump.
Cult!!
It's maga we're talking about here. They, and especially their dear leader, don't have any bottom.
I’m sure she cannot wait to divorce this man
I stand with the immigrants. If they want to sue, I'll pitch in for their legal fund.
I say whatever immigrants are here now must get legalized, I repeat CITIZENSHIP, with no others ENTERING THE U.S.
Me too!
Count me in
A properly ambitious attorney could probably make a name for themselves doing it pro bono, it does seem as though there's a case to be made for real harm being caused.
Me too.
Just ask yourself when was the last time you answered an unknown call, and then answered questions? Who does that? Old Republicans. Polls are garbage
Also, rural areas are red, and cities are blue. It's easy to skew the results.
I've answered unknown calls lots of times because they could be important. Have I taken a political poll? Hell no.
I actually answered a poll. ONCE. I was sitting next to my landline, which I kept because my parents remembered that phone number, but for some reason, could not remember my cell number. IKR?
THEN, I realized hey! I could list my landline on anything I bought or signed, so ALL my pain-in-the-butt calls go to my landline! Genius move!!!
@@AncientActivist Noice.
Yes they are. Those ancient 80+ Republicans are so gullible. I NEVER answer a call from a number I don't recognize. And I never respond to a text asking my opinion on the election. I estimate 75% are like me. So yeah, polls don't matter at all. That said, I'm so hoping and praying Kamala wins by a landslide.
"None of these polls mean anything at all. They are meaningless . . . " Thank you Jimmy. You nailed it! 💙👍💯👺🎉
I'm with her 🎉and we are not going back 🎉❤
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊❤👋
Amen! I sure had “Jimmy Kimmel Withdraw” over the summer!!
@@CidYoung-REALTOR 😊🥰👋
@@CidYoung-REALTORHe censored those that did not become labrats and he will be in hell at least forever!
Donald may not have a guitar 🎸like Elvis but he has that invisible accordian he keeps pumping back and forth continually. 🙄
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Good one!
Practicing for the double when trump meets Putin and UN at the same time
Trump and Elvis have one thing in common, jail house rock
tRump does invoke an image of the world's smallest violin. 🎻
Oh dear God. How can anyone take Trump seriously.
And how can millions of Americans support him after that brutal four years. It’s like collective amnesia
@@shizuokaBLUES Not amnesia. I'd say that it is just delusion.
@@kingjamos2422 brain washing delusion ? I’d agree with that
I know. I sit here and just shake my head.
that's the problem, tho. we should have taken him a hell of a lot more seriously when he started showing us who he was years ago. When he tells us what he intends to do if he takes back the WH, he will do it! how can we not take that seriously?!
Great, this will teach Vance a lesson a very well deserved lesson.!!
Dear Jiimmy,
Thank you for getting us through this pre election! Without your monologs and skits we would surely be lost!❤
I read Jimmy Carter is turning 100 October 1st and he said he is trying hard to make it to November 5th so he can vote for Kamala
Vote Blue 💙💙💙💙💙
Jimmy Carter...a class act!
Lol that one vote won't count more than just one
Now THAT is as Godly a man as we've ever had as president. I pray he lives that long.
@@slayer5097That's right. Maybe you could enlighten Trump on that.
That's right. Maybe you could enlighten Trump on that.@@slayer5097
🙏🙏..Please GET OUT AND VOTE💙💙💙💙As a Republican (not Maga) I am going to vote for Harris/Walz 2024, and I encourage all my fellow Republicans (not Maga) to do so...Lets fight for our country first before our party. Thank you all🙏🙏🙏🙏💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙......
Thank you for clarification. I can't get my parents to understand that just because they're registered Republicans, it's not disloyal to vote common sense. Uggghh... I could go on and on but.. 💙💙🌊🌊
Thank you! I look forward to the day when you and i can again discuss our political differences (I'm a Democrat) respectfully and try to find a compromise that we both can live with. MAGA types are all about "my way or nothing", which is no way to govern!
@@danamichelle1290
It would be great if they voted blue the entire ballot, but maybe ask if they could vote for Harris and Republicans other than her ? Could work?
You say "And I encourage all of my fellow Republicans (Not MAGA) to do so". Yes, encourage MAGA to do so!
Thank you. I think you should rethink all of the republicans, since you seem to understand why trump is so bad. They’ve been supporting him in one way or another since the beginning. They’re all charlatans. Look at their voting records. 🫶🏻
How can any sane person sit through a deranged Trump rally?
No sane person can.
To quote Hillary, "Have you seen them?"
J.D. Vance is the only candidate who made his couch sign a "Non Disclosure Agreement".
Gives a whole new meaning to plastic covers on his couch….
Grandma warned me about people like Shady Vance.
50 shades of Vance
Do you think Shady is a leather man or more into a thickly braided corduroy?
JP Mandell sofasexual 🛋 😅😂
As a former IKEA employee, the bit with the Swedish couch names was pure gold
The umlauts took me out. 😭
Get J-vDeviants a little Allen wrench - available wherever IKEA sofas are sold.
Haha the actor was pretty hilarious
Alright, I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but the IKEA FRIHETEN being on for it's lowest yearly price, WITH THE EXTRA STORAGE DRAWS, poor JD couldn't even handle speaking a sentence full. This is definitely the the Swedes interfering in the election no?
@@uprightaardvark ... its* lowest price (it's = it is)
Guilinani is starting to look like Nosferatu, the forerunner of Count Dracula in silent movies. I discovered this while listening to him with the sound off!
Ghouliani
I'm an Australian, I've never heard the saying 'we're not here to boof Huntsmans'. 😳
BOYCOTT TRUMP in Springfield., 50 state.
😅 He got to have heart attack 😅
Why would he waste his time in a city where they don't want him there?
@@sueh.8757 He wants to cause more chaos. Mayor does not want him to come so now it's a pissing contest and there are plenty of reporters there.
Crime is through the roof at Mar a Lago.
That bit with the couch and Vance was absolutely priceless
Dude's SOFA-KING weird 😐
Thanks Jimmy and your amazing wife. She is a American girl!!!!!
You are keeping us sane Jimmy.
Can we just be done with Trump?
I’m counting the days!
AMEN BIGLEY UGEELY TRUE
It's up to and I to make it happen. Vote Blue !!!!
Please!
I look forward to the day we can. It has gotten so old and it must not be elected again.
ARNOLD should re-eneact the famous scene of THE TERMINATOR, and replace the line, "I'll be back" with "We are not going back" in support of KAMALA Harris.💙
Whoa! That would be great!!!!
Brilliant idea.
😄👍
Yeah but that wouldn't it really make sense. Because in that scene he's going into a police station, and he asks to see Sarah Connor. They're like "she's not here" or something. Then he's like "I'll be back", and the joke is that you expect him to return later.
But then he takes a truck I believe, or maybe it's a car, and he charges it into the police station.
The scene wouldn't make any sense, if he said, "we're not going back."
You can't just take lines from movies, replace them with similar ones, and hope it works. You need to have a setup, and some consideration.
For instance, time travel plays a considerable part in the Terninator movies. Also in Terninator 1, where Arnold says "I'll be back", wouldn't the better way to do it to have the Terninator sent back as the villain, and Kamala Harris as Sarah Connor?
Then when he comes to attack her, and he says, "I'll be back", she could come out and say, "we're not going back", and she blasts him away, right? Something like that?
@@jimreily7538 Terminator: "I am not a friend of Donald Trump. Can you tell him, please?
Cop: "Take a number."
Terminator: "We are not going back."
We love your show jimmy kimmel
Jimmy, you are PRICELESS!!
VOTE! Let's have Harris and Walz win by a landslide.
Praying to God everyday for this!!!🙏🏽🙏🏽
In other words vote for no accomplishments again for 4yrs
✅ That’s why I voted 🗳️ on the first day I was able to vote 🗳️ on 9/20/24!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Yes Let's Have a Huge Blue Wave for HARRIS/WALZ 😅👏👏👏🇺🇸🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊💙💙💙💙🌊
@@domenicdebellis4137 STOP DRINKIN' DA ORANGE KOOLAID!! 🤣🤣
What a great show Jimmy! They’re all great, but that lady reporting on JD Vance “fu@king a sofa was beyond funny, IKEA dude was hilarious too. I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe, 💙💙VoteBlue💙💙
And Guillermo's bit was icing on the cake!
This is one of the best Jimmy Kimmel monologue's in a while. I was roaring with laughter. From Melania answering a question no one asked, to Donald Trump telling people to buy his wife's book, or not, to JD Vance's new nick name of Ms. Sassy (named after the cat in Springfield that went missing and has been found). Kudo's to the writers also. Great segment.
... monologues*, kudos* (plural, no apostrophe)
Who let Rudy out of his cage? Wow! That is the definition of rabid!!
OH MY GAWD.... ITS PAINFUL TO LISTEN TO 45!!! NO WAY SHOULD HE EVER AGAIN GAIN ACCESS TO THE OVAL OFFICE & THE NUCLEAR CODES!!!!!!!
@@MavicAir1your absolutely right 👍
Amen you are so right 👍
Haha cry more😂
Damn Straight!!!!
Hi😅
He won't read Melania's book...it has words.
Words. Many words. A whole *lot* of words. The biggest crowd of words ever! 😂
Yep, no pictures…😂😂😂
Some people say the biggest words ever. Other people say save your money to fund a worthy charity.
It likely has more pictures than it has words. Thats what they do...f'n picture books.
Needs to have "connect the dots" puzzles :D
I prefer my presidents who actually concede defeat and not try to say oh I won when I actually lost. doesn’t he understand that his policy’s are very unpopular with people.
They are very popular with his base, if you consider them people.
@@filonin2 I would believe that if even one of them could name any of his policies and explain it.
@@KittysDaffodil I am not a Trump supporter, but I think one policy is the border control (especially to Mexico), another one is increased tariffs for import, a third one is reduced tax for overtime work. As I already wrote, I am not a stake holder in your election, but some of his proposals are quite obvious. Personally I think some are OK, some are bad.
But how about Harris' price control? Eastern Europe and socialist countries in Africa and Asia have tried this. Why do democrats think this is a good idea? Can anyone explain it?
Any textbook in Economics can explain why this is a bad idea. Maybe American voters lack knowledge in Economics.
@@ErikExeu it isnt price control. It is punishment for price gouging. We already have laws on the bools for this, just not for big companies. Ex. Someone selling water for 50 bux instead of the 5 bux everyone else is selling. He killed the border bill. He is going to make overtime straight time, which will of course reduce the tax. Tariffs on everybody is part of the reason we had supply chain issues.
@@KittysDaffodil Who would buy for 50 bux if it is sold for 5 bux elsewhere? I guess you say Harris voters do that. The most clever agents on the market.
Seems you Harris voters know exactly how to organise the economy. Like in the USSR. Very convincing.
I am truly looking forward to having you have anew topic!!!!
If he doesn’t like being fact-checked, then he shouldn’t lie 🤷🏻♀️.
@@alegoricha Kamala lies they more
@@svetlanaspielberg282 Stop it!
He shouldn't talk.
He would literally explode. 😅
@@svetlanaspielberg282no,not true
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU Jimmy Kimmel & All the JKLive team!
“Gays/latinos for trump!” Is like saying “trees for deforestation!!”
I have never understood the Log Cabin Republicans voting for the party that hates LGBTQ.
Good one!
It's not just the gays and Latinos. It's everyone who isn't a part of the ultrarich. We're all getting burned.
Or chickens for KFC
Roaches for Raid
Completely agree about the pillow thing. No bed should have more than 4 pillows.