Trump Has “Bigger Crowds Than Elvis,” Hasn’t Read Melania’s Book & JD Vance Has the Hots for Couches

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  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer หลายเดือนก่อน +2379

    the man who cheated on wife #1 with #2(who got pregnant while he was still married to #1) cheated on #2 with #3; and cheated on #3 with an adult entertainment star and a playboy model, enjoys the full support of the party of "morality" and "family values"

    • @kawag6356
      @kawag6356 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

      Exactly, and then they say “We are all sinners and shouldn’t judge his past.” 🤣

    • @booger1966
      @booger1966 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      Exactly!

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      Some party, eh?

    • @rpdx3
      @rpdx3 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      Nice summary 👍

    • @fjalics
      @fjalics หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      ​@@kawag6356Cause they have no standards for the own.

  • @herlandercarvalho
    @herlandercarvalho หลายเดือนก่อน +1326

    Someone please, call Rudy to remind him he was disbarred, he can no longer go after anybody....

    • @robertwoods3873
      @robertwoods3873 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      Why does he assume "someone" is behind it? It was two random gun-fetish Republicans who wanted their names to go down in history.

    • @Ceen328
      @Ceen328 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      That is what you think. He will find the person(s) involved and follow them home. Than he will lick ther door knobs, while grunting like a little piggy. Be warned!!1

    • @nata3467
      @nata3467 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Dude ... Can you just go to prison already?

    • @recklessstaghomestead
      @recklessstaghomestead หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@robertwoods3873he is not assuming, he is fabricating a lie to help trump win so his own law suits will go away.

    • @mikelayton3810
      @mikelayton3810 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@robertwoods3873 Hired by trump.

  • @tomatogoat
    @tomatogoat หลายเดือนก่อน +640

    When I was in the US as an exchange student in the ’90s, all the Americans I met were the nicest, most modest, and humble people I had ever encountered. When did it become such a tolerated and applauded trend to brag like Donald Trump? This is the opposite of what I experienced back then…

    • @danamichelle1290
      @danamichelle1290 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      Sadly, a lot has changed here.. So glad you had a great experience, there are some really nice places to visit.

    • @lindaramirez7339
      @lindaramirez7339 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      trump happened

    • @vallivieira6632
      @vallivieira6632 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

      Most of us are just as nice and friendly as ever. There are only a few Maga people who live in an alternate country, that is not what democracy looks like.

    • @sarahsnowe
      @sarahsnowe หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      @@lindaramirez7339 But people allowed Trump to happen. His character was a matter of record long before he ran for the presidency. What does that say about Americans?

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Social media, the Internet, mis- and disinformation, I think has something to do with it. Plus 24 hours of cable news and then pure crap people watch instead of picking up a book. People don't look for facts anymore, just what feels right or fits their opinion regardless of truth. Idk. Just some of it. We need to connect less with devices and more with actual human beings.

  • @Justusson
    @Justusson หลายเดือนก่อน +382

    How can the race be tight?
    Seriously?
    USA - Come on!!!

    • @Sarah_Gravydog316
      @Sarah_Gravydog316 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      as a Canadian, it's insane that even Donald Trump would vote for Donald Trump

    • @luisdelaguila3868
      @luisdelaguila3868 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      @@Justusson the ignorance and hatred here is overwhelming.

    • @RippleDrop.
      @RippleDrop. หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am looking into the world of right wing. They are dead set not have LGTBQ become the new normal, they want to keep the genders as they are, which I understand. But they keep calling the left, the old machine, that it is the establishment vs. Trump. It is just a lunatic echochamber.

    • @abbywilson5988
      @abbywilson5988 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Isn't it baffling? It's unimaginable. You should see people here, some houses have his flags all over them!

    • @lawrencestutes3067
      @lawrencestutes3067 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I want to see if Rhonda Sanchez is going to have him arrested if he votes in the State of Florida cuz he's a felon or is he going to give him a pass like the Santos did the mother felons couple years ago in the election and then went back and took it from him and had him arrested and they wrote it illegally when they got paperwork saying that they could vote I want to see the illegal voting police show up at Mar-A-Lago meatball is going to send them down there @@Sarah_Gravydog316

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 หลายเดือนก่อน +2650

    If Trump won the debate, why is he still complaining about it, & blaming everyone about how it went? 🤣🤣

    • @hughjorg4008
      @hughjorg4008 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

      Trump is *mentally chaotic* 😵‍💫, and JD Vance is chaotically weird . America doesn't need these two weird men in the White House.
      Their mental chaos will result in political and economic chaos.😵

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

      That is called cognitive dissonance...he is unable to reconcile two different conflicting ideas/beliefs/statements. For example,he won the debate, and he knows who to blame for him losing the debate.

    • @bunyipdragon9499
      @bunyipdragon9499 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

      But the non-existent studio audience was on his side, so he's all ok 😂

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      Because the more you say something, the more true it becomes. At least, that is the motto of the Trump household.

    • @fishy0929
      @fishy0929 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      Reminds me of the Game of Thrones quote
      "Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king."
      So with trump saying he won the debate, anyone who says they won the debate did not, in fact, win

  • @prajnachan333
    @prajnachan333 หลายเดือนก่อน +709

    How about we elect the person who says, "I pledge to you that I will do everything in my power to improve Americans' lives."
    Not the one who says, "They're eating the dogs!
    You're fired. 🔥

    • @julane-h2y
      @julane-h2y หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      "I don't care about you; I just want your vote."

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      You can’t fire him. The American people fired him in 2020. 😂😂😂😂

    • @mikelayton3810
      @mikelayton3810 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@caru3257 But he can stop him from being rehired.
      Harris and all blue VOTE.

    • @josecorona9331
      @josecorona9331 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@caru325781 million to be exact

    • @lovejoy7119
      @lovejoy7119 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Truth is birds that flock together will always stay together until their ready to go out own their own 😮

  • @mellocello187
    @mellocello187 หลายเดือนก่อน +530

    Omg. Rudy has totally lost it. I feel embarrassed for him on that rant.

    • @SC-sf8xt
      @SC-sf8xt หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Was a hero 24 years ago .....now a zero

    • @Valentin-ve6ms
      @Valentin-ve6ms หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Trump rants like that all the time yet he was the fn potus

    • @lone6523
      @lone6523 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      He is just too excited to be back in daddy T’s good graces he can hardly contain his joy.

    • @robertcarveth8722
      @robertcarveth8722 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      He grinds the coffee he sells with his false teeth!

    • @Chez8922-kf6cy
      @Chez8922-kf6cy หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      "Nobody in American history has fallen further than Rudy Giuliani except for Benedict Arnold."
      Steve Schmidt

  • @annapooinlaywewwkwfiossjgg3883
    @annapooinlaywewwkwfiossjgg3883 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Love you Jimmy!! THANK YOU FOR THE TRUTH BECAUSE THE TRUTH MATTERS 💙🇺🇲💙 UNITED WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL 💙🇺🇲💙 HARRIS AND WALZ 💙🇺🇲💙 LET'S GO BLUE 💙🇺🇲💙

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No matter how well you mean, your all-caps plus shitloads of emojis comment is everything a good comment is not!

  • @douglasclinkscales8826
    @douglasclinkscales8826 หลายเดือนก่อน +742

    He hasn't had the respect to take the time to read her book. Let that sink in. WTF.

    • @rhiannonyoung8962
      @rhiannonyoung8962 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

      He Can't Read. 😁 He Needs A Picture Book Version.

    • @Allie-w1l
      @Allie-w1l หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@rhiannonyoung8962 Yes. The pop-up picture book version.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Their relationship is weird

    • @TheCatNoOneWanted
      @TheCatNoOneWanted หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      She's a trophy wife.. and just as much of a joke as he is.

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rhiannonyoung8962 Audio versions should be available.

  • @mikemurphy3527
    @mikemurphy3527 หลายเดือนก่อน +438

    Maybe everything he said was fact checked because everything he said was a lie.

    • @Styphon
      @Styphon หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      He lied many more times than he was fact checked

    • @stinareed7622
      @stinareed7622 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Not maybe-it was- but no accountability as usual. His whole stick is playing the victim.

    • @joeschmo3844
      @joeschmo3844 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Not just lies, *predictable* lies. They had the fact checks handy because they knew what lies he was likely to tell and fact checked those lies in advance. If he had just come up with *new* lies, maybe that wouldn’t have happened.

    • @Styphon
      @Styphon หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Chris-b9r7n The shorter list is what didn't he lie about. But really, two real whoopers are the "post-birth abortion" (doesn't happen) and "they're eating the dogs" (didn't happen).

    • @user-df5cr4cg1o
      @user-df5cr4cg1o หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Chris-b9r7n The made-up pet eating issue that he, Shady, & Loomer spread. At that same ridiculous moment, he lost his marbles and was sounding like a complete lunatic, while Harris was laughing at him. 😊

  • @riverlove6820
    @riverlove6820 หลายเดือนก่อน +228

    I like how he (the orange one) admits that he was corrected yet he can never admit that he was wrong about anything. When he keeps whining " they kept correcting me", he doesn't realize that he is reinforcing the fact that he needed to be corrected because of his outrageous lies.

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That was a first for him to be corrected.

  • @waxy1962
    @waxy1962 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    People who brag on themselves have little self-esteem. It's amazing that people lap this crap up. It's mind control.

    • @Sarah_Gravydog316
      @Sarah_Gravydog316 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      well, I already knew all that, so...

  • @DeePark1410
    @DeePark1410 หลายเดือนก่อน +1082

    Forget POLLS, JUST REGISTER AND VOTE!!!!!

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Jimmy makes a good point about the polls being pretty much locked in a dead heat. And this is no laughing matter, because it is no longer acceptable to make a poll lock joke.

    • @richiemarshall2755
      @richiemarshall2755 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kim Bull

    • @georgegarcia2178
      @georgegarcia2178 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      HELL YES WE MUST VOTE BLUE I'M READY IN WISCONSIN U.S.A.

    • @invalidgirl
      @invalidgirl หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Exactly . I've never voted on a online poll or anything but I am getting out to vote . Polls just discourage you to get out and VOTE

    • @junewebb-baptiste2409
      @junewebb-baptiste2409 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      VOTE BLUE ALL THROUGH

  • @alrightyru
    @alrightyru หลายเดือนก่อน +1316

    Voting helps prevent unwanted presidencies 💙

    • @kristintopol1724
      @kristintopol1724 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Birth control helps prevent unwanted pregnancies

    • @RosnaAkter-v2r
      @RosnaAkter-v2r หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not paying taxes prevents funding wars in the Middle East

    • @CactusGal
      @CactusGal หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@kristintopol1724Not always...maybe 99% of the time, or less.

    • @okuhtttf
      @okuhtttf หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      interviewing p Diddy didn't help anyone tbh.

    • @kaiberberich1
      @kaiberberich1 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Also allegedly JD prefers Jason recliners to multi seater couches.

  • @noillusions8734
    @noillusions8734 หลายเดือนก่อน +1033

    As an official Ohioan, I consider Vance a DISGRACE to this state! A LOT of us are embarrassed he's associated with us at all!!

    • @gmg458
      @gmg458 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Native Ohioan too. I wasn’t surprised when he got in but highly disappointed!!

    • @josselinediaz8819
      @josselinediaz8819 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Hopefully you will be voting him out as he certainly isn’t concerned about the people of Ohio….you guys deserve so much better.

    • @JamesBrown-dv4ve
      @JamesBrown-dv4ve หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Vote the Senator out after they lose! trump/vance = project 2025 💙💙💙💙

    • @trishajury2959
      @trishajury2959 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Amen

    • @yenlinhtran69
      @yenlinhtran69 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      You guys voted for him, yes I am blaming the whole lot of you😂

  • @ritamcbee
    @ritamcbee หลายเดือนก่อน +213

    Don't underestimate the trump followers! GET OUT AND VOTE!!! 💙💙💙

    • @DK4LIFE24
      @DK4LIFE24 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That’s why I voted 🗳️ on the first day I was able to vote 🗳️ on 9/20/24!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @mmagnusol
      @mmagnusol หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Those Sheep Need Their Shepherd. It is So Sad they cannot think for themselves!

    • @Sheworkshardforthemoney
      @Sheworkshardforthemoney หลายเดือนก่อน

      I said that in 2016 & nobody believed me.

  • @ur22much2
    @ur22much2 หลายเดือนก่อน +693

    When he enters a room he waves and there is no one there, when he gets on or off of his plane he waves to crowds which don't exist, so seeing an audiance at the debate is par for the course.

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Just like Richard M. Nixon.

    • @TheAccidentalViking
      @TheAccidentalViking หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's been told to do that so that his PR firm can cut together crowds or use AI to insert them. That is why he's been claiming Harris has done that.

    • @tammyworthy7187
      @tammyworthy7187 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      😂💙📫😂😂😂😂😂💙📫💙📫📫💙📫

    • @traehaggard
      @traehaggard หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      He also has an imaginary accordion.

    • @EagerJackrabbit-wy6zn
      @EagerJackrabbit-wy6zn หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      WHAT ABOUT THE POOR CHICKENS????

  • @SanjuanitaCruz
    @SanjuanitaCruz หลายเดือนก่อน +1026

    Don’t rely on polls. Get out & VOTE BLUE..

    • @richardphillipracette7640
      @richardphillipracette7640 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Yes 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @HoneyBadger80886
      @HoneyBadger80886 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All Down the Ticket. And check that your Ballot is Tallied.

    • @marieschwarzl838
      @marieschwarzl838 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Polls are a snapshot. Wait a half hour and they change.

    • @hughjorg4008
      @hughjorg4008 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@marieschwarzl838 And many Trump voters lied in the polls and say they are voting for Kamala. POLLS cannot be trusted.

    • @bamboohat7
      @bamboohat7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I somehow highly doubt that that would happen.

  • @dvk7277
    @dvk7277 หลายเดือนก่อน +2136

    Is anyone wondering why Republicans rage hard for cats, dogs, and geese, but when it comes to kids' safety?.... move on America!

    • @DtownMadness
      @DtownMadness หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      Animals supporting animals.

    • @wendykarle3114
      @wendykarle3114 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maga doesn't care about children.

    • @woodstream6137
      @woodstream6137 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They still want kids safety. Their idea of school safety is armed guards and teachers, metal detectors, single entry access, surveillance cameras, and now they're coming up with school designs to make it harder for an active shooter. Got to condition the kids for a police state.

    • @kellyrusso4816
      @kellyrusso4816 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

      They LOVE "kids"-until they're born.

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      Or tiny clumps of tissue, over living schoolchildren 😢

  • @realmiddleClasslife
    @realmiddleClasslife หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    HE HALLUCINATED A CROWD GONE WILD, IN HIS MIND!

  • @HaveHappiness
    @HaveHappiness หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    Watching from Australia - pretty excited for AMERICA to show up and on election day and vote for benefit of their great country

    • @stultusvenator3233
      @stultusvenator3233 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      And ours Mate, if he gets in and wrecks it all, it flows on to the world and us.

    • @HaveHappiness
      @HaveHappiness หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@stultusvenator3233 True that

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @HaveHapppiness. When fame became the ultimate pinnacle of status and success. It's a grand scale of High School. How else to describe Kardasians? People who became famous for their desire to be famous and became famous in the most fringe way and then the fame took on a life of it's own. Money of course is why most people do things.

    • @jlt131
      @jlt131 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      as a canadian, I'm crossing my fingers. much to close to it if it goes sideways.

    • @Intergalacticdiscowitch
      @Intergalacticdiscowitch หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As a Finn, also crossing fingers cause we're way too close to Russia

  • @brycewlouie4087
    @brycewlouie4087 หลายเดือนก่อน +2290

    It's sinful how Trump compares himself to Elvis Presley . Elvis was drafted into the US Army, where he served his full enlistment and was honorably discharged. Trump, the draft Dodger, couldn't hold Elvis's lunch.

    • @Mary.P77
      @Mary.P77 หลายเดือนก่อน +200

      Private Bone Spurs. 🤬😖🤢🥴. Vote 🦋💙🦋💙🦋💙

    • @04279
      @04279 หลายเดือนก่อน +253

      Absolutely. And one more thing: Elvis had something Trump never had: He had talent and was able to bring people positive joy. Can't say that about Donny Johnny.

    • @HashknightGaming
      @HashknightGaming หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      Donny would be a perfect bond villain. 😂

    • @delladempsey-b3z
      @delladempsey-b3z หลายเดือนก่อน +141

      ​@@HashknightGamingNah, he's not smart enough and can't read.

    • @tracybeehner5305
      @tracybeehner5305 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Agree 100%

  • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
    @grahammcfadyenhill9555 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

    He couldn't call his wife...she will not take any of his calls.

    • @janicesmith1956
      @janicesmith1956 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The problem is she doesn't know where trumpee has been when gets home . Laura Loomer wants to be next Mrs Trump. .

  • @anngrubbs2436
    @anngrubbs2436 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

    Giuliani needs to worry about STAYING OUT OF JAIL.

    • @carloscampos5191
      @carloscampos5191 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Hahahaha 😮 is true 👍

    • @dolesncmor
      @dolesncmor หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Rudy tells people to stop attacking Trump or he will find them, he knows where they are. Just like he found all the evidence the election was stolen. Rudy can't even find his brain.😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jeremygough1387
      @jeremygough1387 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@dolesncmor He found the Four Seasons OK.

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      And keeping his dentures in his mouth

    • @LynnGunnoe
      @LynnGunnoe หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lock them both up!

  • @relicofgold
    @relicofgold หลายเดือนก่อน +703

    Elvis had talent.

    • @RosemarieErispaha-re2kw
      @RosemarieErispaha-re2kw หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      And guitar😂

    • @barrybrodin7085
      @barrybrodin7085 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Yes sir!😂

    • @dodondave
      @dodondave หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      And hair

    • @TracyAdams-ry2fc
      @TracyAdams-ry2fc หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      And was generous!

    • @tommyk6719
      @tommyk6719 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Elvis was a extraordinarily kind, generous, good man…the orange stool sample…not so much. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @PatriciaWohlfarth
    @PatriciaWohlfarth หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    Thank you, Jimmy, for pointing out the discrepancy in polls. It's hard to know what's real any more. Make America Normal Again! VOTE 💙

    • @peterwmdavis
      @peterwmdavis หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Polls vary and always have, due to statistics (that’s why they have a “margin of error”), sampling methods, and inherent biases. There is no perfect poll and there can’t be. But you can look at averages and trends.

  • @KevinAdams26
    @KevinAdams26 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Polls are meaningless. It matters who gets their people out to vote. The importance is immense. As Obama also said when people were clapping, don't clap, vote.
    Ensure you are able to vote. Then vote. Mail in or in person, vote. PLEASE! 💙💙💙💙

    • @We_r_the_resistance
      @We_r_the_resistance หลายเดือนก่อน

      I receive my ballot through the mail but I will be delivering it in person. I do not trust the postal service will not be pulling some antics to delay mail-in ballots. We cannot forget that the DJT appointed the head of the post office and there have already been rumblings that they may be overwhelmed with ballots. If people can make it to the polls to hand deliver that ballot, I believe that is what we should all try to do.

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 หลายเดือนก่อน

      EXACTLY, KevinAdams!

  • @christianyogawithmelissa905
    @christianyogawithmelissa905 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    VOTE!!! Don’t pay attention to the polls - vote like your democracy depends on it.

    • @DK4LIFE24
      @DK4LIFE24 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ✅ That’s why I voted 🗳️ on the first day I was able to vote 🗳️ on 9/20/24!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @JohannesGeorg-w9s
    @JohannesGeorg-w9s หลายเดือนก่อน +533

    Why don't the people of Springfield file charges against A.Trump?

    • @Shannon-tm7ek
      @Shannon-tm7ek หลายเดือนก่อน

      They can't afford to fight Trumps team of hack lawyers for years while they shop for a crooked Trump judge to throw out the case.

    • @nicventura5620
      @nicventura5620 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I hope Lisa and Bart Simpson do something

    • @stevehensley5096
      @stevehensley5096 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@nicventura5620Bart and Lisa are too busy looking for Santa's Little Helper and Snowball 5.

    • @joebove4
      @joebove4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      As I understand it, because they’re not accusing any specific people, there’s no legal grounds to sue. Kinda f’ed up, but hey that’s our legal system.

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@joebove4 I don't know. If the first public utterance was Vance he could. be sued. And everytime it was repeated by Vance and trump they could be sued on multiple counts of violating the clause in the first amendment, ThE FCC: unprotected speech is causing panic such as crying fire in a crowded theater. I think this fits perfectly, just as Jan 6th did.

  • @claytonheals
    @claytonheals หลายเดือนก่อน +136

    Jimmy is honest, brave, intelligent and fukin' hilarious!

    • @bruce4947
      @bruce4947 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The polar opposite of Trump.

  • @TEPO--
    @TEPO-- หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    The BREAKING JD Vance NEWS❗
    AWESOME and NOT SURPRISING ❗
    Vanse and his "boss" are SO WEIRD❗

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shady Vance wears lady pants
      When he does the hoochie coochie dance
      He’s known for his rants and his couch romance
      Which fails to enhance his stance with his aunts
      _(Don’t ask what he did to his aunts’ house plants)_

  • @PatAlexander-v3j
    @PatAlexander-v3j หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I absolutely love this guy, keep up the good work. I look forward to you every day, thanks for all the laughs.

  • @yurie_choi
    @yurie_choi หลายเดือนก่อน +847

    I hope the Haitian-American community sue the life out of JD Vance and get millions and millions of dollars, build a big Haitian culutral center, prosper and live happily ever after

    • @hoperedding
      @hoperedding หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Manifest🙌🏾

    • @MsIndigoNY2
      @MsIndigoNY2 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      IF it's possible Ohio need to recall JD Vance from the senate.

    • @milujoTV
      @milujoTV หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      If they'd do that, they should build an animal shelter for stray cats and dogs in it 😂

    • @Tom-xn8nn
      @Tom-xn8nn หลายเดือนก่อน

      Since Trump or Vance never mentioned the word Hatians in regards to killing pets ,it wouldn't be a case

    • @jeanbeans7926
      @jeanbeans7926 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      excellent

  • @smilesandyoka
    @smilesandyoka หลายเดือนก่อน +596

    I never tire of being baffled by the crowds that cheer him on? This man is ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!!!! If you don’t recognize insanity YOU ARE CRAZY TOO!!!!!

    • @velvetbrown4466
      @velvetbrown4466 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      I cannot fathom him and his rhetoric

    • @allanchrist
      @allanchrist หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      😂

    • @NeilMyatt
      @NeilMyatt หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yep, you guys are 100% right. Jimmy Kimmel needs to work on his rhetoric to get that trophy off of Jon Stewart! 😂

    • @jonnoandjez63
      @jonnoandjez63 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Pretty sure no one is forcing you to watch , so just don't simple as that.

    • @themousethatroared3371
      @themousethatroared3371 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Never underestimate the ability of cultists to delude themselves.

  • @h20s8804
    @h20s8804 หลายเดือนก่อน +243

    We're here laughing about this things Trump says... But really, this is absurd. This man is completely unfit for ANY job. We ALL need to get real about this. Insane.

    • @ceciledelaney5174
      @ceciledelaney5174 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He's unfit to breathe!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @trebaneconapise7793
      @trebaneconapise7793 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I mean at this point joking is the only way to deal without going insane.

    • @carolt7872
      @carolt7872 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Why isn't the media covering his mental instability?

    • @vee_da_reaper2350
      @vee_da_reaper2350 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why aren't we talking about are your mental health​@@carolt7872

    • @francesbatycki404
      @francesbatycki404 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Indeed. He shouldn’t be in a campaign; he should be in a straitjacket. Or in a cell with Rudy!

  • @youseriosclark
    @youseriosclark หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    My husband grew up with Four Season Landscaping owner how hysterical! They had a blast with that!

  • @AmyDuquaine-hm3xt
    @AmyDuquaine-hm3xt หลายเดือนก่อน +289

    For future reference. When and if Harris/Walz win.... will men across America finally vow to stop wearing solid colored red ties paired with white shirts and navy suits?! It would definitely make America great again.

    • @cheska2024
      @cheska2024 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      You are so right! Bobsy twins.

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      No More Red Ties !! YES!!

    • @catherinesorensen4039
      @catherinesorensen4039 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂😂😂

    • @jjohnson796
      @jjohnson796 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I so agree….that outfit isn’t a fashion statement it’s a cop out.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@jjohnson796 It's a cult!

  • @moniquemurphy4851
    @moniquemurphy4851 หลายเดือนก่อน +459

    “Wherever bookstores are sold” -perfect example of Vance’s inability to make any sense.

    • @theovanderstorm3171
      @theovanderstorm3171 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He already knows his book end up in the outlet store.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@theovanderstorm3171 it's gonna end up in those leave-one-take one things on the side of the road.

    • @debrahelmlinger6256
      @debrahelmlinger6256 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      They are called Little Libraries

    • @bewitched3912
      @bewitched3912 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@Axolotl_Mischief I was going to say Goodwill bins by the pound, but I like yours better

    • @traceysumner4781
      @traceysumner4781 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      What are the 2 of them smoking

  • @deborahcouvillion630
    @deborahcouvillion630 หลายเดือนก่อน +324

    Guilliani has completely lost his mind. It's sad.

    • @michaellayton7373
      @michaellayton7373 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      After Trump motorboated Rudy his mind has never been the same

    • @cynthiarosiek4098
      @cynthiarosiek4098 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      So has Trump!

    • @kaiberberich1
      @kaiberberich1 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You think ? I’m really not sure how you can tell.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh how the mighty have fallen!

    • @Shannon-tm7ek
      @Shannon-tm7ek หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He stopped drinking, now he's doing lines with Don Jr.!

  • @RebeccaSpence-e6l
    @RebeccaSpence-e6l หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Polls are too close to waste my time reading. Please continue to reveal poll results in your monologue, I WILL listen. Thank you, Jimmy, you’re the best 👏👏👏🎬

  • @stephanie8202
    @stephanie8202 หลายเดือนก่อน +342

    It's still hard to believe that people listen to the orange dude and his running mate and STILL plan on voting for them. WTH?!?!?! 🤦🏽‍♀️👀🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @ronster58
      @ronster58 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@stephanie8202 When I “listen to the orange dude,” he is quite often talking about our open border and high inflation of the Biden-Harris administration.

    • @craigb8228
      @craigb8228 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@ronster58According to the graphs, the inflation began after the 25%. Tariff.

    • @LehtusBphree2flyFPV
      @LehtusBphree2flyFPV หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Only other orange oompa loompas

    • @ronster58
      @ronster58 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@craigb8228 I have no idea what graph you’re referring to but simply because event B happens after event A, does not prove any causation… it does not mean event A caused event B.

    • @denisvranken1402
      @denisvranken1402 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ronster58 has nothing to do with Biden/Harris. Also in Europe we had, and still have, inflation. It was a worldwide reaction to the Russian attack on Ukraine.
      The question is where they faster to react on the situation. Well, they did it definitly better than in Germany.

  • @RogerPeet
    @RogerPeet หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    little donnie is sinking fast and I feel fine

    • @mmagnusol
      @mmagnusol หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cannot wait until the Jan 6 indictments are read before the election and the sentences are read after the election. If I were Trump I would be buying a cigarette boat and negotiating with Cuba!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 หลายเดือนก่อน +1184

    Demented Donnie has completely lost the plot... people coming in from 'Silence of the Lambs'... and a giant water faucet that takes a day to turn! Vote 💙

    • @hughjorg4008
      @hughjorg4008 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      Trump is *mentally chaotic* and would deal with inflation the same way he dealt with COVID, ... total chaos 😵‍💫. I'm voting for KAMALA. 💙

    • @AdrianguyGaming
      @AdrianguyGaming หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hughjorg4008W

    • @Maurice-tn1bm
      @Maurice-tn1bm หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      It is called DEMENTIA.

    • @MrGrantSloan
      @MrGrantSloan หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Those mental asylums in that place, silence of the lambs. Must be full of cats & dogs.

    • @LORD4GIVEME1991
      @LORD4GIVEME1991 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When this was happening to Joe Biden you all let him rot

  • @WakandaBabe
    @WakandaBabe หลายเดือนก่อน +187

    That woman's apology means absolutely nothing. She targeted Haitians without any evidence and her inference is the root of the things that are happening. She gets no pass from me.

    • @michellelaguerre8760
      @michellelaguerre8760 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      As a Haitian American, I don’t accept it either I I know what it’s like to be bullied in school based on ignorance of what adults-say to the kids

    • @JimmyPapa-bad85s
      @JimmyPapa-bad85s หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Did you see the girl read about when Trump said that Kamala Harris was on the cover of time magazine and how beautiful she looked with Elon Musk so funny

    • @df7316
      @df7316 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      She should be prosecuted for filing a malicious false police report.

    • @BrendaJoi
      @BrendaJoi หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Of course, they ran with it, without any evidence and all, and knowing that they have a larger public voice than she had.

  • @robbinruffino1201
    @robbinruffino1201 หลายเดือนก่อน +253

    I have a friend who just became a citizen last week-been here on a green card for a few years-and asked me how to register to vote online and is excited to be able to vote for the first time and be able to vote for a woman to be President!!!

    • @stuvo1977
      @stuvo1977 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Your friend is intelligent.

    • @carolnichols8370
      @carolnichols8370 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Welcome new citizen!! 😊

    • @outerrealm
      @outerrealm หลายเดือนก่อน

      and that is exactly what the republicans want to stop. We won't let them!

    • @mariek2070
      @mariek2070 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      WELCOME New Friend!
      .......I sooo wanna make a joke about cat ladies.🐱🐱

    • @400rretsnom
      @400rretsnom หลายเดือนก่อน

      🩵🩵🩵

  • @nicolewilks7234
    @nicolewilks7234 หลายเดือนก่อน +513

    Pathological liars can’t keep their own lies straight. I dated one on and off for 4 years and he’s a criminal in prison now. This is where Trump belongs. Vote 💙

    • @BIGBADWOOD
      @BIGBADWOOD หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Elvis had a guitar and Trump Plays the swinett !

    • @michaelesgro9506
      @michaelesgro9506 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@BIGBADWOOD and frankly, Elvis was not really known for his guitar ability, marginal at best (and he freely admitted it). It was that other instrument, that VOICE, which put him in the stratosphere of musical geniuses. Just shows you how much Trump knows about Elvis' music, music in general.
      It really doesn't need to be mentioned that Elvis' charisma and presence were also unmatched, nothing like Trump. The claim that Trump is so called charismatic is just one of many things that baffles me. But then, I am a lifelong NYer and we have regarded Trump as an unserious asshat grifter for roughly 40 years, seriously probably 80 to 90 percent of us and highest in Manhattan!!!

    • @daniellinehan63
      @daniellinehan63 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      My Irish grandpa told me once " You need a 100 lies to cover the first one".......

    • @BIGBADWOOD
      @BIGBADWOOD หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@michaelesgro9506 SPOT ON

    • @BeachedBoysAngola
      @BeachedBoysAngola หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Both sides pulling one over on the American people

  • @jazminrl
    @jazminrl หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    Hi Jimmy, thank you💙💙💙

  • @ScoutMum
    @ScoutMum หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Thank you for bringing much needed laughter into our lives❤️

  • @TheWasif
    @TheWasif หลายเดือนก่อน +332

    If you’re worried about the polls, consider this: the campaigns have their own internal polling. The fact Trump is melting down should indicate what the internal polls are saying. He is going to lose in a landslide.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Til the landslide brings him down
      Ohhhh

    • @bamboozled1668
      @bamboozled1668 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@RealBradMiller😂 Landslide's been in my head all week 🎵🎶

    • @dbrentski4800
      @dbrentski4800 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      we can only hope. The world is watching. 💙💙💙

    • @donporter1187
      @donporter1187 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Im hoping you are correct, and you may be. Trump may even lose FLA! If that happens, he can't win....

    • @t.nguyen5806
      @t.nguyen5806 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Vote Blue 💙 all the way 💙 🇺🇸 🌹

  • @jeremycurtis2334
    @jeremycurtis2334 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    The constituent bit was great. Thanks for listening Jimmy!
    And as someone voting in Ohio, Vance doesn’t listen to us. His voicemails are full, and we do call to express our opinions (or I do) and he never responds.

    • @taratryon8590
      @taratryon8590 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      You’re doing it wrong. You need to send an email with the subject line, “Try our couches for 30 days, risk free!”

    • @jeremycurtis2334
      @jeremycurtis2334 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@taratryon8590 that can work but no one responds to the emails either. It’s a great troll line, but also lost to the ether

    • @Sarah_Gravydog316
      @Sarah_Gravydog316 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      don't waste your time talking to Republicans.
      Vote.

    • @jeremycurtis2334
      @jeremycurtis2334 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Sarah_Gravydog316 oh I’ll vote, but I’ll still use my time. Pols may or may not be effective. Individuals I can count at least 5 I’ve persuaded to follow the evidence who changed and now are voting accordingly (including some with signs in yards). Maybe planted seeds in others. It’s not a waste of time and frankly conversations is the only way to crack them out of the conservative news cycle.

  • @stubbywankenobi1
    @stubbywankenobi1 หลายเดือนก่อน +213

    Pathetically calling his wife for a pick me up after getting mopped all over the debate stage

    • @lenninyberg4064
      @lenninyberg4064 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      And she won’t even talk to him! 😂😂😂

    • @northwesttravels7234
      @northwesttravels7234 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Current wife or next wife...

    • @eastvandb
      @eastvandb หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I mean, if I'd suffered that kind of humiliation and I had a partner, I'd've been on the phone ten seconds after leaving the stage.
      But I wouldn't brag about it in public.

    • @acc26A2
      @acc26A2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Calling your partner is a very human response, but expecting that person to be there for you when you haven’t read their book is messed up.

    • @babetteshaw
      @babetteshaw หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      While “hanging out” with Loomer. A lot.

  • @seanalan100
    @seanalan100 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Brilliant as usual, thank you for showing America leads the way in madness from a former mad irish man

  • @CliftonW-w5z
    @CliftonW-w5z หลายเดือนก่อน +211

    VP candidate JD Vance talking about his book reminds me when VP Al Gore came to the Hotel Convention Center where I worked. As he walked through the Kitchen we had lined up to let them pass, I held out his book with a pen. He stopped and as he signed it he asked "have you read my book", I said, "well, I've read a couple of chapters" he smiled and said " thats more than most people I talk too", and a remarkable thing happened, the whole room began to laugh and applaud. He stopped at the end of the room turned to us smiling ear to ear and thanked us for such a warm welcome.

    • @forgeustiss6667
      @forgeustiss6667 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      There is no way Vance could be that natural and warm with people

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      I'm so sorry he didn't become the president. I really feel that FL at least should have had a redoux. Just so we'd have known for sure.

    • @ArKritz84
      @ArKritz84 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Every single time E.T. puts on its Shady JD suit and tries to blend in with actual human beings, it nearly kills me with second-hand embarrassment.

    • @jws2win
      @jws2win หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Great anecdote!

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@lisab9541 The real recount confirmed Gore won.

  • @anonymousbigshot1775
    @anonymousbigshot1775 หลายเดือนก่อน +645

    So tired of hearing about Donald Trump. It's been nine freaking years

    • @kimb6974
      @kimb6974 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      10 exhaustin years

    • @larisajeffrey2312
      @larisajeffrey2312 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Exactly…..overdosing on garbage.

    • @dannihall-l3c
      @dannihall-l3c หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      💙💙💙💙💙

    • @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
      @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      But it sure feels like, "It's been 84 years," (Titanic).

    • @mikaelbiilmann6826
      @mikaelbiilmann6826 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      He was FIRED after 4 miserable years, but he keeps on whining… unbearable.

  • @bkaley8974
    @bkaley8974 หลายเดือนก่อน +266

    Donnie, Rudy, JD, so utterly embarrassing to the human race.

    • @edwardchinnici6391
      @edwardchinnici6391 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      🙏💙🙏

    • @kristintopol1724
      @kristintopol1724 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Compared to Hunter? Really?

    • @padgedunbar9400
      @padgedunbar9400 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@kristintopol1724Yes, absolutely.

    • @gcarv77
      @gcarv77 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      All of Maga actually

    • @Sarah_Gravydog316
      @Sarah_Gravydog316 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      wait... they're human?!
      wha...???

  • @CliffG
    @CliffG หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Brilliant as ever! Great job, Jimmy!

  • @zahiarizk4612
    @zahiarizk4612 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

    To Rudy’s family, it’s way past time for an intervention

    • @eneobande7433
      @eneobande7433 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No family sadly

    • @Ellajanette83
      @Ellajanette83 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No sheep at all in his top paddock

  • @mpressme5654
    @mpressme5654 หลายเดือนก่อน +575

    Elvis did not need a guitar...Everything Elvis had put this loser to shame!!!

    • @hermanjohnell2717
      @hermanjohnell2717 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Yeah, hands down...

    • @Ron-Ayres
      @Ron-Ayres หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@hermanjohnell2717 ...his pants.

    • @Kittycats-s
      @Kittycats-s หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Elvis did not know how to play a guitar. Elvis has never written a song in his life. The guitar was a prop.

    • @Jay-is2jy
      @Jay-is2jy หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@Kittycats-sonly things Trump ever played is an invisible accordion and fools

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@Kittycats-s As a professional guitarist beginning in Hollywood in the late sixties, I am qualified to state that no part of your comment is accurate.

  • @wandajochandler5248
    @wandajochandler5248 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    I come here to stay sane! Thank you Jimmy Kimmel! 🩵💙🩵💙

  • @wespeakforthetrees
    @wespeakforthetrees หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    You and your team nailed it this time Jimmy. Brilliant!

  • @1105pitbull
    @1105pitbull หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    JD Vance, what a bright light in the Trump universe. This is the man who in a recent speech about the Haitians said they were from Haitia. Really?

    • @KB-ld6ql
      @KB-ld6ql หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yes dats what he thed. Shady Vance is not a trusted couch surfer. Likes to ride 'em dry and put them away wet.

    • @Kim-J312
      @Kim-J312 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yes !!! He said Haitia LMAO 😅😂

    • @bethsojourner6798
      @bethsojourner6798 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You mean you didn't know that? 😅😅😅

    • @bruce4947
      @bruce4947 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Trump thinks they are from Venezuela.

    • @jokendrick2124
      @jokendrick2124 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I know! And he is educated supposedly....

  • @ogwoo6684
    @ogwoo6684 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    FDJT & maga !!! VOTING BLUE ALL THE WAY 2024 … PERIOD !!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💯💯💯💯💯💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All caps, too many exclamations points and emojis - you're not helping anyone's cause by posting in the most childish way possible.

  • @stephaniedykes4157
    @stephaniedykes4157 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

    I didn't think Rudy could sink any lower...

    • @-danR
      @-danR หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Rudy is the human equivalent of the ever-descending version of the "Shepard's Tone". You listen to it and it never reaches the bottom and after a minute or se the mental effect of the illusion turns into a sort of despair and anxiety.

    • @Michael_from_EU_Germany
      @Michael_from_EU_Germany หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The hell is lower ... I've heard that

    • @Pepe-em9gj
      @Pepe-em9gj หลายเดือนก่อน

      7:54 I'm sorry but I'm still waiting on the woman I'm this picture to show up. Nevertheless the Haitian neighbors should sue the sh!t out the alleged woman plus Trump and Vance

    • @ChristinaRoDyk
      @ChristinaRoDyk หลายเดือนก่อน

      Trump refused to pay Giuliani for legal work he did for him...and yet there he is stroking Trump.
      Cult!!

    • @padgedunbar9400
      @padgedunbar9400 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's maga we're talking about here. They, and especially their dear leader, don't have any bottom.

  • @Caligirl90110
    @Caligirl90110 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I’m sure she cannot wait to divorce this man

  • @ohotnitza
    @ohotnitza หลายเดือนก่อน +657

    I stand with the immigrants. If they want to sue, I'll pitch in for their legal fund.

    • @sassylady54
      @sassylady54 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I say whatever immigrants are here now must get legalized, I repeat CITIZENSHIP, with no others ENTERING THE U.S.

    • @lilwil-ns3uo
      @lilwil-ns3uo หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Me too!

    • @cowarddonnie-ji5yz
      @cowarddonnie-ji5yz หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Count me in

    • @Lux7355
      @Lux7355 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      A properly ambitious attorney could probably make a name for themselves doing it pro bono, it does seem as though there's a case to be made for real harm being caused.

    • @thenightporter
      @thenightporter หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Me too.

  • @lazersword6274
    @lazersword6274 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Just ask yourself when was the last time you answered an unknown call, and then answered questions? Who does that? Old Republicans. Polls are garbage

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Also, rural areas are red, and cities are blue. It's easy to skew the results.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I've answered unknown calls lots of times because they could be important. Have I taken a political poll? Hell no.

    • @AncientActivist
      @AncientActivist หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I actually answered a poll. ONCE. I was sitting next to my landline, which I kept because my parents remembered that phone number, but for some reason, could not remember my cell number. IKR?
      THEN, I realized hey! I could list my landline on anything I bought or signed, so ALL my pain-in-the-butt calls go to my landline! Genius move!!!

    • @zeeaurora6264
      @zeeaurora6264 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@AncientActivist Noice.

    • @joannparker1977
      @joannparker1977 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes they are. Those ancient 80+ Republicans are so gullible. I NEVER answer a call from a number I don't recognize. And I never respond to a text asking my opinion on the election. I estimate 75% are like me. So yeah, polls don't matter at all. That said, I'm so hoping and praying Kamala wins by a landslide.

  • @richardvickrey4786
    @richardvickrey4786 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    "None of these polls mean anything at all. They are meaningless . . . " Thank you Jimmy. You nailed it! 💙👍💯👺🎉

  • @RobertArmiger
    @RobertArmiger หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I'm with her 🎉and we are not going back 🎉❤

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊❤👋

    • @CidYoung-REALTOR
      @CidYoung-REALTOR หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Amen! I sure had “Jimmy Kimmel Withdraw” over the summer!!

    • @visariosorino8034
      @visariosorino8034 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@CidYoung-REALTOR 😊🥰👋

    • @jerseytony1
      @jerseytony1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CidYoung-REALTORHe censored those that did not become labrats and he will be in hell at least forever!

  • @MayThereBeWorldPeace
    @MayThereBeWorldPeace หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    Donald may not have a guitar 🎸like Elvis but he has that invisible accordian he keeps pumping back and forth continually. 🙄

    • @LydiaSchiffo
      @LydiaSchiffo หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @elizabethconnolly3260
      @elizabethconnolly3260 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Good one!

    • @michaellayton7373
      @michaellayton7373 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Practicing for the double when trump meets Putin and UN at the same time

    • @stevenotero2627
      @stevenotero2627 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Trump and Elvis have one thing in common, jail house rock

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      tRump does invoke an image of the world's smallest violin. 🎻

  • @noreenwineland1713
    @noreenwineland1713 หลายเดือนก่อน +634

    Oh dear God. How can anyone take Trump seriously.

    • @shizuokaBLUES
      @shizuokaBLUES หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      And how can millions of Americans support him after that brutal four years. It’s like collective amnesia

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@shizuokaBLUES Not amnesia. I'd say that it is just delusion.

    • @shizuokaBLUES
      @shizuokaBLUES หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@kingjamos2422 brain washing delusion ? I’d agree with that

    • @victoriasellwood5571
      @victoriasellwood5571 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I know. I sit here and just shake my head.

    • @trooper999
      @trooper999 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      that's the problem, tho. we should have taken him a hell of a lot more seriously when he started showing us who he was years ago. When he tells us what he intends to do if he takes back the WH, he will do it! how can we not take that seriously?!

  • @carolewenman4558
    @carolewenman4558 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Great, this will teach Vance a lesson a very well deserved lesson.!!

  • @connie9492
    @connie9492 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Dear Jiimmy,
    Thank you for getting us through this pre election! Without your monologs and skits we would surely be lost!❤

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 หลายเดือนก่อน +694

    I read Jimmy Carter is turning 100 October 1st and he said he is trying hard to make it to November 5th so he can vote for Kamala
    Vote Blue 💙💙💙💙💙

    • @nancyloomis3046
      @nancyloomis3046 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Jimmy Carter...a class act!

    • @slayer5097
      @slayer5097 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lol that one vote won't count more than just one

    • @ObiPleasant
      @ObiPleasant หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Now THAT is as Godly a man as we've ever had as president. I pray he lives that long.

    • @hughkerins3151
      @hughkerins3151 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      ​@@slayer5097That's right. Maybe you could enlighten Trump on that.

    • @hughkerins3151
      @hughkerins3151 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's right. Maybe you could enlighten Trump on that.​@@slayer5097

  • @YesJustice
    @YesJustice หลายเดือนก่อน +486

    🙏🙏..Please GET OUT AND VOTE💙💙💙💙As a Republican (not Maga) I am going to vote for Harris/Walz 2024, and I encourage all my fellow Republicans (not Maga) to do so...Lets fight for our country first before our party. Thank you all🙏🙏🙏🙏💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙......

    • @danamichelle1290
      @danamichelle1290 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Thank you for clarification. I can't get my parents to understand that just because they're registered Republicans, it's not disloyal to vote common sense. Uggghh... I could go on and on but.. 💙💙🌊🌊

    • @donporter1187
      @donporter1187 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Thank you! I look forward to the day when you and i can again discuss our political differences (I'm a Democrat) respectfully and try to find a compromise that we both can live with. MAGA types are all about "my way or nothing", which is no way to govern!

    • @janeburns7673
      @janeburns7673 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@danamichelle1290
      It would be great if they voted blue the entire ballot, but maybe ask if they could vote for Harris and Republicans other than her ? Could work?

    • @1028641
      @1028641 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      You say "And I encourage all of my fellow Republicans (Not MAGA) to do so". Yes, encourage MAGA to do so!

    • @user-pt1cz4ot1e
      @user-pt1cz4ot1e หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you. I think you should rethink all of the republicans, since you seem to understand why trump is so bad. They’ve been supporting him in one way or another since the beginning. They’re all charlatans. Look at their voting records. 🫶🏻

  • @Theskyisblue-x6t
    @Theskyisblue-x6t หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    How can any sane person sit through a deranged Trump rally?

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character หลายเดือนก่อน

      No sane person can.
      To quote Hillary, "Have you seen them?"

  • @gljm
    @gljm หลายเดือนก่อน +317

    J.D. Vance is the only candidate who made his couch sign a "Non Disclosure Agreement".

    • @Shazzadut1
      @Shazzadut1 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Gives a whole new meaning to plastic covers on his couch….

    • @KB-ld6ql
      @KB-ld6ql หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Grandma warned me about people like Shady Vance.

    • @DtownMadness
      @DtownMadness หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      50 shades of Vance

    • @jjohnson796
      @jjohnson796 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Do you think Shady is a leather man or more into a thickly braided corduroy?

    • @Kim-J312
      @Kim-J312 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      JP Mandell sofasexual 🛋 😅😂

  • @faketree
    @faketree หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    As a former IKEA employee, the bit with the Swedish couch names was pure gold

    • @dd1984mm
      @dd1984mm หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The umlauts took me out. 😭

    • @dwombat2759
      @dwombat2759 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Get J-vDeviants a little Allen wrench - available wherever IKEA sofas are sold.

    • @katiegomes964
      @katiegomes964 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Haha the actor was pretty hilarious

    • @uprightaardvark
      @uprightaardvark หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Alright, I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but the IKEA FRIHETEN being on for it's lowest yearly price, WITH THE EXTRA STORAGE DRAWS, poor JD couldn't even handle speaking a sentence full. This is definitely the the Swedes interfering in the election no?

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@uprightaardvark ... its* lowest price (it's = it is)

  • @24dbuforddb
    @24dbuforddb หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Guilinani is starting to look like Nosferatu, the forerunner of Count Dracula in silent movies. I discovered this while listening to him with the sound off!

    • @AnaisKarim
      @AnaisKarim หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Ghouliani

  • @cgi2173
    @cgi2173 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm an Australian, I've never heard the saying 'we're not here to boof Huntsmans'. 😳

  • @ninapictures-wz4ce
    @ninapictures-wz4ce หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    BOYCOTT TRUMP in Springfield., 50 state.

    • @crissprincess5595
      @crissprincess5595 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😅 He got to have heart attack 😅

    • @sueh.8757
      @sueh.8757 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Why would he waste his time in a city where they don't want him there?

    • @jimhazel1544
      @jimhazel1544 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sueh.8757 He wants to cause more chaos. Mayor does not want him to come so now it's a pissing contest and there are plenty of reporters there.

  • @LoriHarris-x3r
    @LoriHarris-x3r หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Crime is through the roof at Mar a Lago.

  • @jayjaz1873
    @jayjaz1873 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    That bit with the couch and Vance was absolutely priceless

    • @ScottishRoyal1
      @ScottishRoyal1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dude's SOFA-KING weird 😐

  • @elizabethalexander6528
    @elizabethalexander6528 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks Jimmy and your amazing wife. She is a American girl!!!!!
    You are keeping us sane Jimmy.

  • @robertpeterson3670
    @robertpeterson3670 หลายเดือนก่อน +202

    Can we just be done with Trump?

    • @brendaj7037
      @brendaj7037 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I’m counting the days!

    • @ClaudeWilliams-r4x
      @ClaudeWilliams-r4x หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      AMEN BIGLEY UGEELY TRUE

    • @daimonmarioperez9501
      @daimonmarioperez9501 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's up to and I to make it happen. Vote Blue !!!!

    • @louisemiles9438
      @louisemiles9438 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Please!

    • @jameslanclos568
      @jameslanclos568 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I look forward to the day we can. It has gotten so old and it must not be elected again.

  • @hughjorg4008
    @hughjorg4008 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    ARNOLD should re-eneact the famous scene of THE TERMINATOR, and replace the line, "I'll be back" with "We are not going back" in support of KAMALA Harris.💙

    • @zbagz01
      @zbagz01 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Whoa! That would be great!!!!

    • @Keithzzzzt
      @Keithzzzzt หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Brilliant idea.

    • @ocean4659
      @ocean4659 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😄👍

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah but that wouldn't it really make sense. Because in that scene he's going into a police station, and he asks to see Sarah Connor. They're like "she's not here" or something. Then he's like "I'll be back", and the joke is that you expect him to return later.
      But then he takes a truck I believe, or maybe it's a car, and he charges it into the police station.
      The scene wouldn't make any sense, if he said, "we're not going back."
      You can't just take lines from movies, replace them with similar ones, and hope it works. You need to have a setup, and some consideration.
      For instance, time travel plays a considerable part in the Terninator movies. Also in Terninator 1, where Arnold says "I'll be back", wouldn't the better way to do it to have the Terninator sent back as the villain, and Kamala Harris as Sarah Connor?
      Then when he comes to attack her, and he says, "I'll be back", she could come out and say, "we're not going back", and she blasts him away, right? Something like that?

    • @hughjorg4008
      @hughjorg4008 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jimreily7538 Terminator: "I am not a friend of Donald Trump. Can you tell him, please?
      Cop: "Take a number."
      Terminator: "We are not going back."

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    We love your show jimmy kimmel

  • @anngrubbs2436
    @anngrubbs2436 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Jimmy, you are PRICELESS!!

  • @deedelossantos8770
    @deedelossantos8770 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

    VOTE! Let's have Harris and Walz win by a landslide.

    • @TammyMcBride-pl1mr
      @TammyMcBride-pl1mr หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Praying to God everyday for this!!!🙏🏽🙏🏽

    • @domenicdebellis4137
      @domenicdebellis4137 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In other words vote for no accomplishments again for 4yrs

    • @DK4LIFE24
      @DK4LIFE24 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ✅ That’s why I voted 🗳️ on the first day I was able to vote 🗳️ on 9/20/24!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @leslieawest5062
      @leslieawest5062 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes Let's Have a Huge Blue Wave for HARRIS/WALZ 😅👏👏👏🇺🇸🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊💙💙💙💙🌊

    • @TammyMcBride-pl1mr
      @TammyMcBride-pl1mr หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@domenicdebellis4137 STOP DRINKIN' DA ORANGE KOOLAID!! 🤣🤣

  • @ednageddes1337
    @ednageddes1337 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    What a great show Jimmy! They’re all great, but that lady reporting on JD Vance “fu@king a sofa was beyond funny, IKEA dude was hilarious too. I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe, 💙💙VoteBlue💙💙

    • @mariehernandez5878
      @mariehernandez5878 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And Guillermo's bit was icing on the cake!

  • @dbrentski4800
    @dbrentski4800 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    This is one of the best Jimmy Kimmel monologue's in a while. I was roaring with laughter. From Melania answering a question no one asked, to Donald Trump telling people to buy his wife's book, or not, to JD Vance's new nick name of Ms. Sassy (named after the cat in Springfield that went missing and has been found). Kudo's to the writers also. Great segment.

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ... monologues*, kudos* (plural, no apostrophe)

  • @peterfedun-sk3jt
    @peterfedun-sk3jt หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Who let Rudy out of his cage? Wow! That is the definition of rabid!!

  • @deborahmolenda2112
    @deborahmolenda2112 หลายเดือนก่อน +581

    OH MY GAWD.... ITS PAINFUL TO LISTEN TO 45!!! NO WAY SHOULD HE EVER AGAIN GAIN ACCESS TO THE OVAL OFFICE & THE NUCLEAR CODES!!!!!!!

    • @myeshiagreen6224
      @myeshiagreen6224 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@MavicAir1your absolutely right 👍

    • @myeshiagreen6224
      @myeshiagreen6224 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Amen you are so right 👍

    • @schradog01
      @schradog01 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Haha cry more😂

    • @kbobdonahue1966
      @kbobdonahue1966 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Damn Straight!!!!

    • @Ryan_zxxx
      @Ryan_zxxx หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hi😅

  • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
    @grahammcfadyenhill9555 หลายเดือนก่อน +341

    He won't read Melania's book...it has words.

    • @Andreas_42
      @Andreas_42 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Words. Many words. A whole *lot* of words. The biggest crowd of words ever! 😂

    • @Shazzadut1
      @Shazzadut1 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yep, no pictures…😂😂😂

    • @KB-ld6ql
      @KB-ld6ql หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Some people say the biggest words ever. Other people say save your money to fund a worthy charity.

    • @ChristinaRoDyk
      @ChristinaRoDyk หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It likely has more pictures than it has words. Thats what they do...f'n picture books.

    • @shadowman7307
      @shadowman7307 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Needs to have "connect the dots" puzzles :D

  • @JacobGood-t5s
    @JacobGood-t5s หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    I prefer my presidents who actually concede defeat and not try to say oh I won when I actually lost. doesn’t he understand that his policy’s are very unpopular with people.

    • @filonin2
      @filonin2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They are very popular with his base, if you consider them people.

    • @KittysDaffodil
      @KittysDaffodil หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@filonin2 I would believe that if even one of them could name any of his policies and explain it.

    • @ErikExeu
      @ErikExeu หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@KittysDaffodil I am not a Trump supporter, but I think one policy is the border control (especially to Mexico), another one is increased tariffs for import, a third one is reduced tax for overtime work. As I already wrote, I am not a stake holder in your election, but some of his proposals are quite obvious. Personally I think some are OK, some are bad.
      But how about Harris' price control? Eastern Europe and socialist countries in Africa and Asia have tried this. Why do democrats think this is a good idea? Can anyone explain it?
      Any textbook in Economics can explain why this is a bad idea. Maybe American voters lack knowledge in Economics.

    • @KittysDaffodil
      @KittysDaffodil หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ErikExeu it isnt price control. It is punishment for price gouging. We already have laws on the bools for this, just not for big companies. Ex. Someone selling water for 50 bux instead of the 5 bux everyone else is selling. He killed the border bill. He is going to make overtime straight time, which will of course reduce the tax. Tariffs on everybody is part of the reason we had supply chain issues.

    • @ErikExeu
      @ErikExeu หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@KittysDaffodil Who would buy for 50 bux if it is sold for 5 bux elsewhere? I guess you say Harris voters do that. The most clever agents on the market.
      Seems you Harris voters know exactly how to organise the economy. Like in the USSR. Very convincing.

  • @beverlyrathbun3289
    @beverlyrathbun3289 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am truly looking forward to having you have anew topic!!!!

  • @alegoricha
    @alegoricha หลายเดือนก่อน +250

    If he doesn’t like being fact-checked, then he shouldn’t lie 🤷🏻‍♀️.

    • @svetlanaspielberg282
      @svetlanaspielberg282 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@alegoricha Kamala lies they more

    • @sarahluper7881
      @sarahluper7881 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@svetlanaspielberg282 Stop it!

    • @stuvo1977
      @stuvo1977 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He shouldn't talk.

    • @SuzanneCook-f2x
      @SuzanneCook-f2x หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He would literally explode. 😅

    • @bubbawilliams
      @bubbawilliams หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@svetlanaspielberg282no,not true

  • @cynthia4326
    @cynthia4326 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU Jimmy Kimmel & All the JKLive team!

  • @henrymcmahon295
    @henrymcmahon295 หลายเดือนก่อน +703

    “Gays/latinos for trump!” Is like saying “trees for deforestation!!”

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have never understood the Log Cabin Republicans voting for the party that hates LGBTQ.

    • @bobbarker1798
      @bobbarker1798 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Good one!

    • @notanotherbystander
      @notanotherbystander หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's not just the gays and Latinos. It's everyone who isn't a part of the ultrarich. We're all getting burned.

    • @Chez8922-kf6cy
      @Chez8922-kf6cy หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Or chickens for KFC

    • @DtownMadness
      @DtownMadness หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Roaches for Raid

  • @bobbyallison-j6q
    @bobbyallison-j6q หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Completely agree about the pillow thing. No bed should have more than 4 pillows.