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To be fair, these are prob tourists
> complains about downfall of the west
> advertises raid
ps: NO
You silly goose, RAID comes in a can!
@@Seority a can i farted into
Yo gundam, I'm thinking about starting a business installing water softeners. Can you give me some advice about something I've never once heard you talk about?
As a GenX, it's pretty clear that raising myself while my parents were at work is better than being raised on TikTok.
The only GenX I know happens to be a single mother that identifies as a Wiccan Conservative.
Y'all aren't safe from the bs either.
.... The word is autodidact...
As a zoomer I feel like shit that this are the people i share a generation. For fucks sake I'm struggling how to resolve triple integrals in a 3D space while this fuckers don't know where the great wall of china is! What the fuck is wrong in society these days?!
07 I salute you.
I feel the same and I'm a millennial that raised himself lol
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
Beat me to it.
And they vote.
a george carlin special today would be an actual blessing RIP a comedy legend
@@dustinlyons8872 There's a reason the Founders only wanted land owners to vote... and now you know why.
@@Alondro77 I mean being rich is not a proof of having good judgement. *Please refer to Elon Musk for more clarification*
As a millennial basically raised on TV, I'm very fortunate I found educational shows entertaining and learned my vocabulary from playing text based RPGs.
I learned reading/typing with speed & comprehension by playing RuneScape in 2003. I was in fifth grade at the time, but I could read & write at an eighth/ninth grade level because of it.
PBS kids for me, then I started doing online research during the summer to be ahead of my class.
I use to take my older siblings books and study everything from chapter 1.
I learned multiplication and division by the time I was in 2nd grade.
When I went to 7th grade I stopped doing my own research and only cared about video games, anime, and getting high.
Now I don’t know anything I used to know.
I used to be able to cite every state and capital of every state as well as name 90+ countries off the top of my head.
I struggle to name half now.
So true
Thank GOD I was a bookworm. I used to be "punished" by my shitty school for "causing a scene" usually because the TEACHERS were bullying me and students were shoving me down the stairs, and my punishment was reading and copying the dictionary. It was my favorite part of the day because I had a whole TWO hours to learn new vocabulary words and cross-reference them with my fantasy books. Often so many fantasy books hint at characters' personalities or plot points with the Latin they hide. For me, it was a scavenger hunt.
Thank God, too, that my aunt homeschooled me after six girls gave me a black eye and got me put in ISS. And then with her, I could actually DO something with my interest in history and languages.
Text based RPGs are great but I prefer old school CRPGs with a lot of text descriptions and documents with hidden clues to find.
"Women always require something with numbers but they can't count." Probably the best line ever. LMFAO
Nah someone that stupid isn't a woman, or a man. they identify only as drooling idiots... 🤣
No wonder women think they have lower pay compare to men.
I don't date, so I'm not sure if this is relevant, but my rule has always been this: you should probably make about as much as I do or more. I think men should probably have the same sort of idea. As my grandma said, "if you have one penny in your pocket, then he should have at least one, better if he's got two".
@@antoniac1234 While I agree with you as a woman other women have kinda ruined the dating thing for us. I believe that men should be the providers and the head of the house but my job as a woman should be taking care of him and the children we have. Women now think man have to just take care of them while they do nothing in return. It really isn't fair to men.
@@antoniac1234 men don't care about what the woman makes
The scariest thing about this is that these people are allowed to vote.
That’s why we’re where we are now
Raise the voting age to 25. Ask everyone coming into vote how many moons orbit our planet, taser anyone that gets it wrong, have the police confiscate their ID and force them to leave without voting. I'm only sort of joking.
Wasn't there a country a while back that tried to dictate that in order to vote you had to have a certain IQ level? Or was that just an indie movie I saw a while back? I can't remember.
Not for much longer. There will be no elections in the Empire. But there will be... perfection. MY perfection!
#GodEmperorAlondro2032
I am what humanity needs... >:}
We need civics/history tests before voting. We live in the age of the internet, there’s no excuse for not learning this shit.
We're getting dangerously close to mayonnaise actually being an instrument
Or elephants actually being giraffes
Or 2 + 2 = fish
Horseradish, too
Did you just assume their species?
Or Opposite Day being a legitimate "holiday."
I remember hearing a story from an army recruit instructor (RI) a few years back. For context when people are going through basic they take your phones off you and you're allowed them once a week after your first 2 weeks. Later on it's a lot more often if your RI's are happy with how you're going. Third week in, there was one recruit that would bugger off to the bathroom all the time during lessons and any other opportunity when they could. So the RI goes in thinking that this recruit has a stomach bug or something and wants to send them to medical. Turns out, they had handed up a fake phone at the start and used all the "breaks" to be glued to TikTok. It was like finding a crackhead that's trying to sober up with a pipe hanging from their lips and frantically lighting a lighter. Needless to say, the actual phone was taken off them, minor disciplinary action was taken (something like extra marching up and down the square) and after about 2-3 more days the recruit pulled the plug on their service.
Addiction kids, it's a wild ride.
Hot dang man. That's depressing. I'm glad they weeded him out.
If your drill sergeants are so stupid that they didnt realize he had his phone till week three then you're all screwed. If you cant tell whats going on in the first two weeks then both you and your trainee soldiers failed. That story is a resonating example of the medicority our military is now. And why veterans like me refuse to re-enlist.
So this is why Gundam said if we are at war, we gonna lose.
Stark contrast to my days when the drill Sargent would run up and stomp on your helmeted head a dozen times, kick out a tooth or two on you and have you article 15ed to hell and back for not following his order to low crawl using your tooth stumps. But then they wanted us to kill all israel's neighbors not guard washington d.c. for israel or fly illegal immigrants around. Lmao. They would grab your rifle and fling ut back into the machine gun range and make you have to climb over the wire to retrieve it and would still shoot the machine guns at you. They would make you stay in the tear gas chamber untio you puked and passed out then made you clean up the puke with a single napkin. Hell they would evennset small fires to setoff the fire alarms to clear the buildings out so you couldnt sleep and had to stand in -10 degree snow storms. Lmao and now theyre training these zoomers to come after those people they trained that way. It literally baffles me what the hell they are thinking. What with the outrageous neglect and abuse at the va and the denial of benefits and mistreatment of vets. Now theyre going to soft train some kids that cant count or read or even live without a phone for 5 minutes to go after people they trained brutally and made disgruntled. Did you see the urs training? Theyre gonna kill each other and blame whoever they pulled their guns out on and didnt kill. Especially handing them surplus full auto m4s.
Wait they give phones to army recruits once a week? The navy and the marines just take them away and you get them back after graduation
I'm west virginia and I was able to answer every question correctly instantly. These are the people who look down on us as backwards hillbillies but atleast we know how to read a books, maps, time, and calendars. This is why we hide in the middle of nowhere and try to avoid people.
Amen! I'd rather be back in a holler than the city any day
@@terryhiggins5077 dam straight straight brother! I'll stick to my hills and valleys where we people leave us alone and say bless your heart if we find someone to be a dumbass when they talk while still letting them speak... because because we like freedom and no one telling us what to do or think.
Yes, we do know how to read “a books” lol and proud
dude I’m from South America and even I could answer to all those questions immediately, even the year the US was founded. except for the inches/foot one because we seldom use that unless for some specific fields. the fact that these guys can be THAT ignorant and dumb is really funny to me.
@@lghjsdtugfkgfjgtru America has fallen and its sad that we're too dumb to realize it. I'm actually concerned for all of us knowing these are our future leaders.
When the teacher's pronouns are taught in place of geography, this is inevitably what you'll get
"You get what you hyuck'n deserve!"
"Can we learn about the fall of Rome and not your sexual history?"
"DONT BE A BIGOT😭"
"Where is the Leaning Tower of Pisa located?"
"Zey/Zem"
I cant agree, this pronoun crap hasnt been happening for too long...
This is strictly the school system doing its BEST.....
Please, get your kids out of public schools....they are being hindered in learning...and its not safe.
I'm just as concerned that he thought 4 x 12 = 24
Dumb people are easier to control. That's just how a certain political party likes them.
Its genuinely frustrating that it's the people who literally don't know anything about history telling you they're trying to change and fix it. Information is the most accessible it's ever been. Everyone has a cell phone and the internet and yet we're getting stupider and more divided.
This honestly
The human condition and nature never changed. It's always been the same. This is just how humans are, and perpetually will be... until our inevitable extinction.
Even better... I'm THAT GUY who will whip out his phone and factcheck everything. And people look down on me for doing it like I'm the annoying one.
Tiktok is a Chinese weapon created to weaken the west.
honestly it's not as bad as you think. people were always this stupid and divided but the internet opened up near instant information and conversations with pretty much the entire planet so it's much easier to witness said stupidity and division. back in ye olden days you had to travel for months from coast to coast just to disagree with some random dude in another state. today you do it hundreds of times per day using your phone.
I used to be a bit hard on myself knowing I'm a short dude, but now that I know i'm over 11 feet tall, i'm feeling pretty good about myself.
Agreed brother, and it's now okay for me to Identify as a 6'2 Sand Troll.
It still amuses me how this bloke can stand and say "yes" with a straight face every time.
He's the Punisher for Zoomers.
As a high school teacher, I can tell you that the kids don't even read the directions. They just assume they know what they're doing and also spend more time on TikTok and Instagram than actually doing their work. More often than not, they just copy one of their friends and hope the teacher doesn't notice. And considering how much pressure schools place on the teachers to just let kids pass to get a high graduation rate for the school, they just end up discouraged.
This isn't by accident, its by design. Ignorant kids lead to ignorant adults who do what they're told and don't question anything. Also make sure to cut off any common sense classes, like shop, home ec, etc. to keep them completely unprepared for the real world and dependent on daddy government.
@@arc00ta Its why I dropped out in sophomore year. Vast majority of kids I went to school with, or the ones below us, have amounted to or are amounting to nothing. The US education system is purposely rigged to dumb us down and make us pawns/slaves while a select few get access to education. Those select few are the ones in charge.
that is horrible
IRL south Park how will he teach those kiiddds?
I hadn't planned to jump off a building before reading that, so thanks.
The only reason this guy doesn't laugh his ass off when he conducts these surveys is because he's clinically depressed after these same kids who can't answer these incredibly easy questions can name all the Kardashian sisters (and their brother) without thinking.
bro is fucking dead inside. He's seen some real shit. He gazes at the endless abyss of human stupidity on a daily basis.
Don't forget that those kids also vote! Or they will soon!
Wait there's a brother just goes to show I actually have a brain and don't rely on brain melting entertainment like that.
@@Kalbuir66 I was like really it's in the name how the hell can get the easiest thing wrong. But if she would have heard why It was built she would have said just set up tolls. Right.......
They don't know how many moons the Earth has (1) which you can find out by looking at the sky, but I bet you ask them to name every gender and they will know all 57 million off the top of their fucking head.
I went to public high school and all this stuff was taught in school. I live in a lower class area, too. In college, I met people that didn't know what a thesis was and assumed the only reason why they were able to get to college is because they're either rich or rely heavily on loans because there's no way a person can go that far without knowing that since you need to have one for basically any essay. Now, I feel like that isn't even that bad.
i nearly failed highschool, and it sounds like i can easily pass the school system they came from
Facts and achieve high honors 😂😂😂
Some systems do actually try to get you to use your brain
But areas like New York etc. Are completely broken with the affirmative action and no child left behind garbage
The school system doesn't matter sometimes, it comes down to if you will cheat or not
@@MatthewFavorite1927 If a school system can be cheated it doesn't need to exist.
I missed out on the second half of 10th grade and missed the entirety of 11th grade when I was in school. I spent that entire time playing video games and shit because I was gonna go to get my GED. Then the Pandemic hit and all the schools where closed for months. My old Highschool, this very pristine place in my state and in fact one of the best in my state, allowed me to come back on the condition that I did all the work I missed along with 12th grade. I still did nothing until the last week about 4 months in, and then just finished the 7 Classes I had failed in 10th and 11th grade and again, did so in only 1 week. I finished every class in a single day. Because I already knew everything the classes where teaching me cause I learned it back in Middle School. And again, this was a pristine school, this was the creme of the crop. School is disgustingly easy nowadays.
During the interview for my current IT/Tech job, my boss asked me how good my math is. I said it's pretty good and he said 'whats 15% of 200' and I immediately said '30'. I always used to think that was a silly and easy question and I always curiously pondered why he chose that question... But this video has convinced me: it was a 'Dumb-Zoomer Test'!!!
@Eric Smith I don't know why your comment reminded me of this but my old Geometry/Triginometry teacher in High School was a former College Basketball player, and he was about 6'10. He had really bad knees from injuries and tying his shoes was insanely painful for him due to his height, so he wore velcro shoes just for the convenience of not having to worry too much about them coming undone during the day.
I guess my random point is Velcro Shoes by themselves may not be an indication that someone is "special". Now the eating paste, yeah dead giveaway.
I’m better at math than I give myself credit for and I would have taken a minute to say that answer.
And yet I come off as a prodigy compared to these kids. And I’m not that much older than them.
@@NathanCassidy721 how? 15 per cent, that means out of 100 it's 15, double that? Now it's 30. Easy peasy even a midwit like me can manage it.
@@HenshinFanatic I know that. In fact I did it in my head as soon as I read it.
With me, I sabotage myself by second guessing or over-thinking the problem. "Of course, it's 30... Wait is that right?"
I applied at Subway years ago. There were some math problems at the end of the application. Easy stuff, I probably learned around 3rd grade. I asked my manager later if anyone got them wrong. She said about half.
I understood why McDonald's had symbols, not numbers on the register.
I'm honestly afraid of zoomers at this point; their level of understanding of how the world works is so poor, that when their time comes to be "in charge", everything will burn to the ground.
One of them is going to press the nuke button thinking it orders Starbucks
The perfect cattle.
Idiocracy in three generations
zoomer here - I'm afraid of us too. idk how so many of them are so dumb
@@robinvegas4367 this was exactly what i was about to say
I'm from Panamá and the funny thing about that girl answering Panama-Spain is that Panamá used to belong to Spain, so I guess a couple of her neurons got that information mixed up lol
Also from Panamá, how is your day going?
"What the hell are kids doing in school?!"
Working on their TikTok/Instagram "modeling" career because they know the teachers are not allowed to fail them no matter how badly they do. And if a teacher dares to even consider admonishing them, they immediately head to Twitter to cancel the teacher for "oppressing them" based on "racism or sexism" as applicable.
What the hell happened to our society?
@@TominatorT- Fемinism happend.
@@TominatorT- The internet happened lol
You're gonna need a drink after this one, your first round is on me.
God bless you good sir!
He asked a real lizard person how many moons we had and she of course defaulted back to her home planet.
I was laughing for a minute straight
I was wondering if she somehow heard, "how many letters are in 'moon'".... but I tend to try to think the best of people.
@@radagast7200 maybe she was thinking about the 4 moon phases.
@@Noperare nah, she’s just flat out dumb
@@Noperare umm... there are 8 phases of moon
As an upstate NY guy who participated in NY States red wave, this makes me angry that these are the people deciding what is good for all of us in the rest of New York State. Very blackpilling.
Same. I grew up in Jefferson county but it’s become so much of a shithole. All thanks to the NYC scumbags that migrated up here.
I remember in community college, I was in an English class and a classmate next to me was staring at my arm, like really intensely.
I asked her, uh, can I help you. She replied, can you read that?
I was confused for a moment, then I realized she was talking about my watch, which was an analog one.
Apparently she had never learned to tell time with an analog clock. Parents always had digital, as did her school.
Mind you this was nearly 17 years ago... I can see not much has changed.
I love how he always says “yes” to their incredibly stupid answers to ensure they still look as stupid as they were.
You can also tell he's dying inside as well. These questions weren't even hard. I had to think about some of them.
@@angelphoenix7784 I learned this shit in third grade. These people are voting and deciding how our future will be
No it's bad because they think they're correct and will continue to walk around thinking they're smarter than they are and will never improve. They should be mercilessly humiliated and their stupidity should be announced to everyone around them while the crowd is encouraged to point and laugh.
@@FightOstinFight Not if we go back to following the constitution.
He's a noninterventionist. He is preserving them in their bubbles of ignorance, stupidity and false confidence. If he'd told them the correct answer their collective cognitive dissonance would collapse the universe! They are that dense!
Next time a woman asks if you’re 6 feet tall, ask if her BMI is bellow 26 or not
That will get you stabbed lol.
@@ItsAGundam just gotta make sure you have quicker reflexes than a land whale
That's why we carry.
Ask her how tall her father is. Walk away if he is under 6'6"... and tell her you want tall children too.
@@ItsAGundam sow some hardback books into the inside of your hoodie
I'm part of Gen Z and I'm appalled at the level of intelligence most kids show. Luckily I always had a passion for reading books as a kid and built my vocabulary/reading skills. This helped me excell in any English subject and also provided a general view of world knowledge. Reading also inspires creativity, something that is beneficial for the mind (think don't just consume). Most students in my class can't even read basic sentences when called upon and know surprisingly little about obvious things
I'm gen Z too, and I still read and write! (it's mostly fanfic and comics these days, but reading more than 30,000 words isn't something to scoff at. I've read 100,000 word fanfics, some were AMAZING!) and I used to HATE WRITING WITH ALL MY HEART, but now I don't! :D and I can say it's getting better now!
I write fanfic yes, but I also don't. I've gained love and understanding for written works, and I love to write random little stories now! :) so thanks Star Trek for fanfiction!
@Pop The bop Well done both of you
@@Popthebop I used to despise reading during highschool (early genZ’er), however I now visit my local book store every month.
The world is almost completely filled with people barely able to tie their shoes and count to ten. Once you realize this many of the actions and reactions of people make perfect sense.
Ah, yes. Newton's first law of motion. "For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.'
@@MrPonytron That's is the Second one. Here are the three:
1. A body remains at rest, or in motion at a constant speed in a straight line, unless acted upon by a force.
2. When a body is acted upon by a force, the time rate of change of its momentum equals the force.
3. If two bodies exert forces on each other, these forces have the same magnitude but opposite directions.
Not in Asiatic Countries. They are still intelligent.
We may need to keep them indoors, so that they don't go blind staring for hours at the sun.
But there are Tide pods indoors. The moment they work out how to open the box...
I remember during a recent solar eclipse so many people were staring at it while it was happening.
Nah, Im in favor of them blinding themselves. Makes it easier to explain why they wandered into traffic. Or off a cliff.
Nah let them
Which one of the four suns?
I got expelled from NY public school (in the 90s when you had to legit fuck up to get booted) and I feel like I have a superhuman intellect compared to these kids.
There used to at least be teachers who cared about trying to educate students even if resources were low its all indoctrination now
@@420bengalfan yeah I remember it was four kids to a textbook, I wonder if it's still fucked up like that but instead of math or some shit it's gender crap
Gary from Nerdrodic was kicked out of 4 high schools and has brain damage from a life of drug abuse, and he still has at least thrice the intellect of the average TikTok user.
As a zoomer, hopefully a slightly more intelligent one than those shown in the video, schools nowadays really are horrible at educating. It's not all indoctrination but everything else is repeated content from elementary school. So while it's not always just our teacher's world view being shoved down our throats, that's generally what sticks as everything else is insured to be entirely devoid of any learning or ideas.
lol
Whenever I see Brian Blessed, I just laugh. He's the best. I also loved how he just kept saying "Yes" after the utmost idiotic reply ever.
Man I love your rants and editing, I know it take a lot of work to do this. Just want to say thank you Gundam 😊
What else can you expect out of NY and the American education system?
Trust me not all of us are this backwards it's sad that when I go to 42nd Street all I see are colorful mentally ill entitled fuck ups that yell at people just trying to enjoy peace
I mean i went through public school too and i dont have this issue.
@@ThreeVINflies It is the inner city kids.
aye yo! it's great over here the kids all have munchausens!
its what happens when our politicians gut the funding of said education system
Lol, the octagon girl! I thought she was doing better than the others. She was wrong, but was working her way through it, figuring out her mistakes. Then she said "is it a stop sign?" I spit out my drink.
that one killed me too
Right? She realized an octagon implies 8 sides and then jumped to a traffic sign that is an octagon shape.
I was liking her, thought we were going for a win...and then she got sidetracked
I admit I got that one goofed up for a while, and I'm 23 that graduated high school in 2018 with only one class I had to make up *AND* learned how to count down from 100 using a microwave! Then I thought of the US pentagon and corrected myself. Needed to Google though, but still more done.
I'm sorry for your sanity Gundam, but please never stop making these videos! best laugh I've had in weeks XD
This just makes me feel better about myself. It's actually quite inspiring
I instantly felt smarter!
Never take anyone seriously with a fetish for college just because it's college.
College doesn't make you smart, or correct. Hell, in many cases it doesn't even make you educated. I say this as someone who has spent way too long in college
Tafe is great though, you can learn any trade you want! :)
I went to Tafe it's great! :D
It’s a means of buying a life in society for a kid you don’t want around yourself. Unfortunately it no longer even fulfills that.
College these days is almost 100% guaranteed to make you dumber.
My college degree was a piece of paper signifying that I had the patience to get through all that horseshit, and nothing more
I saw a statistic saying a fifth of of the people in America couldn't point out where it's at on a map..........I honestly believe it now 😂.
In a little over 100 years we've gone from Education for the wealthy, to education for everyone, to education for funding. The slide in intellect was inevitable.
I've never gotten more "you stupid" energy than watching these people fail at answering the most basic of educational questions.
Same here.
Heck, most of these aren't even educational questions, a bum in the street who never went to school could at least tell you the months.
This is just more proof that Tiktok is destroying my generation.
its borderline retardation. Actually nvm its not even that its just outright retardation.
Tells you the quality of our education system.
It hurts listening to their answers. If they aren't trolling, it's terrifying.
It's honestly embarrassing. I'd be surprised if they actually graduated
Right? For some of these, the answer is not only basic but the answer is explicitly spelled out in the question itself yet they still can't seem to figure it out. If this isn't staged, I weep for our society knowing these people are allowed to vote.
I'm praying these things are staged...nobody could be this moronic, right?
I think they are. Nobody is that stupid.
These people's votes count the same as yours. Even more terrifying
It's really sad. NY used to have some of the best schools in the country.
NY also had some of the first anti-war protests around Vietnam. Americans were getting too smart about the wars for fun and profit, so of course the education systems had to be gutted.
I really feel the "ACHSUALLY" emerging when you say Saturn has 4 moons.. But I'll try to contain it for now.
I’ve never felt more gratitude for my parents and teachers for raising me the way I am more than I already had
I was raised by people who think the earth is 2k years old. I always thought they held me back but looking at these "educated adults" I almost feel lucky coming from a family that doesn't trust academia.
I don't know shit about geography, but I do math as an afterthought while working on something else and are asked about taxes and shit. You can fail on some things, but this is ridiculous.
I finished high school before the "self-esteem" movement. I consider myself lucky.
I'm thankful that they used to beat me when I didn't study
I taught AP and dual credit social studies and my favorite response I remember from a student when discussing assimilation was, "to assassinate and humiliate someone at the same time."
It’s wild what some of my students would say and ask, from not knowing that rats were vertebrates or strawberries were living organisms to not knowing basic geography (what continent they lived on or geographic neighbors) and concepts of time ( BC v AD as an integer or eras of study).
The analog clock illiteracy thing is real! I kept an analog clock in my classroom that had Roman numerals SPECIFICALLY to teach how to read both.
I can remember using a giant clock in third grade to learn time... Third grade smh.
I feel like k-5 is lacking with the infusion of weirdo teachers. When the foundation is cracked, anything you attempt to build on top is suspect.
@@zerorequiem42 I remember somewhere around that time in my academic career learning from a giant clock too. Speaking to my high school students, they weren't exposed to that during their elementary years.
There is this push for "21st century skills" (like digital literacy but not knowing how to use Microsoft Office) at the expense of practical skills (cursive for signatures, reading a clock, typing/quick keys, addressing letters/emails/envelopes) because they're deemed either obsolete or such common knowledge that they're being taught at home.
I’m sorry, stranger. For the longest time I thought BC and AD was Before Christ and After Death…
@@kielbasamage the coolest thing about learning is that it doesn't have to stop!
@@kielbasamage Well BC is before christ, it's just AD is Anno Domini instead of after death.
You can also use the lesser known BCE and CE for "Before current era" and "current era".
The end really got me 4 moons does she look up at the sky at night BRUHHH.
I'd love to see somebody make an alternate history timeline based on some of these answers to see how different and wacky everything would be. Like imagine a REAL timeline where the US was founded 3800 years ago and the queen was born in Canada and THERE ARE 4 MOONS 🤣
As a zoomer I'm appalled at these people
Same bro
I'm technically a zillennial but I'm also appalled by these Zoomers. God help us all!
It's insane isn't it 🤣. It's almost impossible to go through life being this stupid, but something they do it. I surprised they don't die from not breathing or eating.
Clearly, more free education is needed, Gundam!
I’m not that stupid I got every question on those simple Answers right and I have Asperger syndrome.
the aspergers might be a critical factor in why, justin
You would get better results, if you Marched them around, taught them DRILL and Ceremony, while calling cadence, ie learning cadence...How many weeks in a Year, 52, what am i going to do, when I get out of here....whatever, at least they wouldnt be OBESE
You're right!
79’ education is gubmented.
79’ our education began to die.
Disregarding physical strength, cooking a hamburger properly is much more difficult than rotating tires.
I'm starting to respect the kind of person that just says, "next question." At least they're not pretending to know.
As a wise web citizen once said.
Either the education is failing, or is working as intended.
11:17
She answered 4 "correctly" :
4 main Monthly phases of the Moon ...
That's Academic material, right there !
The way he looks at the camera after every answer and just says… yes… gets me every time lmao
That's the worst part imo....like do something different sometimes bruh, maybe tell them they wrong and give them the answer so they might learn the most easy info b4 they die
Never learnt much in school myself, they only taught a handful of repetitive pretty worthless garbage that wouldn't get anyone far in life, so I pretty much had to educate myself through books and websites. There's a lot of basic stuff I still don't know but damn...those lot really are write offs, I mean even physical labour I imagine is beyond them.
Can you share your secret knowledge…?
@@Nicejokeright Put toilet paper in the bowl if you need to take a dump and water won't splash up your crack.
That is my ultimate wisdom.
@@chowzan9477 I can’t imagine not doing this especially dropping the brick I just did
Most if not all lower education is child daycare with repetitive tasks and college/university is adult daycare with repetitive tasks.
I felt bad because I was off doing mentally gifted stuff and missed the day they covered how to diagram a sentence, I feel a little better about my literacy.
After watching this video, I now want to start a petition to get rid of TikTok.
"Why would she say Canada?"
Stephen Harper, past prime minister of Canada: Yeah, that might actually be my fault.
Idk if people give Gundam enough credit for his voice and delivery. Whenever there are clips in someone's videos it really stands out. So damn funny.
Ikr especially lines like at 3:15. He would definitely do great In a George Lopez like comedy show
it's unsettling that we live in a world where people like this can survive. They should all be forced into remedial education classes, instead they are given jobs.
As if the extra lessons would even help.
its all good till the robots come to stack the shelfs and then there f'ed lol
You mean, they are getting married and raise the next dumb generation. They aren't fit for jobs other than adult entertainment.
IQ is IQ, it can not be surpassed.
It comes down to attitude. They probably think school is lame and for nerds, and being stupid is cool. I wish i was exaggerating.
"I bet she can't even tell which month has less days in the leap year" excuse me?
My plan to "fix" the "stupid problem" with Tide Pods was foiled...back to the drawing board, guys
I was homeschooled, and from what I see of the public school's products, I dodged ALL of the bullets!
Then you my friend got lucky, I've seen kids who are homeschooled most of their lives an the second they got into the public school system they barely lasted a week... At best.
@@persona9709Says more about public schools than anything else, really.
@@Cyberguy64 #facepalm no, what I meant was the BS that the parents were teaching their crotch goblins when they were homeschooled before they sent them to public to "socialize" with other kids who weren't family.
You ale dodge some literal bullets. Murica us such dystopian country, it's even worse then scifi authors though it will be.
@@persona9709 I make it a point to actively ignore the opinions of people who use terms like "Crotch Goblin" to refer to children, anyway.
Watching this reminds me of why I homeschool my kids. I see things like this and am reminded that i couldn't possibly make my kids turn out worse than this even if I tried.
And I've seen the total opposite of homeschooled kids growing up. Trust me, it's a coin toss at best.
Honestly teaching your kids to be smart and not be dumb is better than keep them from real life and expecting them to hold themselves in the real workd
@@behappy5869 "real world". Yeah, ok. Tell me exactly how the public school system resembles this "real world"?
@@persona9709 anecdotal evidence is no evidence at all.
@@dawnmana5876 It has other children in it and they have time to socialize and understand all the nuances human interaction comes with. I think that's the "real world" that guy was talking about.
Every time I see videos like that I always think to myself "how am I not a rocket surgeon?"
It's times like this that I'm thankful for my great grandfather, whose stories from the Korean War got me into history.
I've had people say that I'm dramatic for saying it's bad that people think that WWII ended in 1950, but also forget that these same troglodytes think Auchwitz is a city and Hitler was a rapper. I'm not kidding-
If that guy asked the same questions on college campuses, he'd probably get about the same results.
depends what college and courses.
Science etc will know this.
Gender studies, not so much.
And this is why you need to pay attention in school kids. So you don't have to do the walk of shame, in front of Gundam's viewers. 🤣
like it matters
@@WaxTheDolphin - If it doesn't the candidate is irredeemable and lost for all their time on Earth.
Caterinca.. well everyone else making fun of them for being full blown retards.. I hope they see these videos and the comments
Did the first lady say "what is a county?" The US is doomed...
Damn man we’re coming out hot out of the gate with “what is a country” 😂 yep we’re doomed
I was in a waiting room one time and this kid (prob 15 or so) asked me what time it is. There was literally a clock right behind my head. I told him what time it was, but then thought...why not ask him. So I said as kindly as possible, "You know there's a clock right there." His answer - "I don't know how to read one of those things". I'm betting that he doesn't know how to count change. We live in sad times.
Why do you need to count change. Everyone uses plastic these days
@@johnv6806
And the world gets dumber.....
@@johnv6806 why do you need to think, everyone uses google these days
@@ericpode6095 Hey, but that makes it easier to short-change someone.
Analog clocks are so hard to read though, you have to keep track of three hands! THREE!
"We don't want to tell any child they have a wrong answer" -Teachers who drink "The Message" Kool-aid
And here's what you get.
Basically the guy in the videos asking the questions, "Yes."
I'm honestly grateful I completed school before it really went to s**t. Really makes me cherish the ability to think like a functional human being.
I was a terrible student too, but damn. There's something called "common knowledge."
I remember once in high-school I heard a girl ask if Tom Sawyer wrote the book Moby Dick.
It still haunts me to this day.
most students today wouldnt be able to even tell you moby dick was a book she would be the one eyed king in the land of the blind
@@420bengalfan one eyed king in the land of the blind. I have never heard that before. I like it.
“No, but he had a moby dick”.
Just want to say thanks for these, Gundam. I used to be so hard on myself but now I realise even as a guy who never went to college (probably for the best there, haha), or finished high school, seeing these people makes me realise I must look like Einstein to them by comparison. Heck, I've probably seen bathroom mats with a higher IQ. At least they're useful for society...
My grandfather had a saying "To use a machine, you've gotta be smarter then it"... I love and respect him, may he rest in piece, but I doubt any of these people are smarter then your average toaster, let alone a cell phone.
I had a stroke (& I'm only 30) last winter, & I've had a hard time with abilities of retaining, absorbing, etc info. I have aphasia pretty bad, & my reaction times are garbage. I feel like an idiot, which sucks especially bad, bc I'm not, i have a STEM degree. Watching these meatballs has made me feel so much better about myself, about the work I've been doing trying to reconnect those neural pathways.
Best of luck to you. Based on the way you write it seems that you'll be fine
Sorry to hear that. My partners friend had a stroke when she was 31, it was very severe (I spare you the deets) and she was badly affected BUT the difference in her now is epic. It was slow going at first but time has made huge difference.
Good luck and stay positive 👍👍👍
I genuinely wanted to think these were a skit and they were giving wrong answers on purpose and then I remembered that this generation (not all of them) can’t even define what a woman is 🤦♂️
slow down there mate we have anti bullying nowadays and asking them that will hurt them to much lol
Babylon bee making that one skit killed me.
Speelling bee kid.
my favorite parts:
7:34 "Inches in 2 feet?" -- "Five?" -- *maniacal laughter*
9:36 "Shape with 5 sides?" -- "A stop sign?" -- *"NO!!"*
How did these people graduate high school, much less get into college?!
= = = = = D I V E R S I T Y = = = = =
No child left behind
I went to a Catholic HS in the Bronx and luckily, very few in my class were even remotely close to this level of intelligence. This was also over 10 years ago. However, my mom worked for the NYDOE and has countless stories of kids at this level.
I did Catholic School from Kindergarten to 3rd grade and it was the best start I could have asked for. When we moved an I went to public school I was absolutely shocked how far behind the other kids seemed to be, it was like visiting another country.
Do you still support universal voting rights?
@@thisismyyoutubecommentacco6302 Public schools do suck. I remember when I was in elementary school, I was in the math club and loved doing math. It was fun. Then as the years went on, I learned to hate "education" and lost all desire to achieve anything.
@@thisismyyoutubecommentacco6302 agreed - even outside the US the catholic primary school fail close to nobody in education even though they get overrun by newly christian parents with autistic children...
I went to a private school, though not religious, from kindergarten to second grade. It was an amazing start, so I learned literally nothing from third to fifth grade once I went to public school. The other students worsened my social skills because I already had this narcissistic "I'm smarter and generally better than everyone else" attitude that I got from my parents, and all they did was reinforce my distaste for them because there were so many who struggled with mad minutes and basic spelling/reading for all three of those years. The only reason I didn't completely stagnate during that time was because my parents would give me extra things to do and encouraged me to learn outside of the classroom.
Zoomer here and I got so annoyed picking up a mutual friend from her house because she didn’t know her address in high school.
There is no hope for humanity, our destiny is extinction.
To be fair, these are probably cherrypicked to hell, but the fact that they could find anyone who gave these answers is likely a bad sign.
Also super easy to fake , hey imma ask you a question just answer Nah and I’ll give you 5 bucks
Well the fact that you refer to cherry picking as “nitpicking” is telling. I don’t think you’d need to look very hard for examples.
@@tylerberg4832 Considering that clips like these have featured as a repeated segment on Jay Leno, etc...
This is probably the most real take on the whole thing.
@@tylerberg4832 I somewhat agree with you but the fact that I have spoken to people who are actually like this many times before keeps me from believing they would need to fake it to find people like this.
@@tylerberg4832 You should take your cell phone and do your own experiment and see who is willing to talk to you, be recorded, and still be smart enough to give the correct answer.
You really got me with the women wanting a guy to make 100k a year. When you showed the 10k check. Also asking how many inches are in 6 feet. Well done sir!
If a chick ever asks how much you make, ask her how much she makes. If she doesn't answer or gets upset and tries to justify. There ya go, you now know this ain't your one true love.
"If you have 3 Pepsis and drink 1, how much more refreshed are you?"
"Pepsi?"
"Partial credit."
whenever you try to explain what "per capita" is to someone just remember this video lol
I remember peer reviewing essays in college from people who couldn’t even construct a sentence. I wondered how did they graduate high school, let alone get into college? Oh yeah that’s right it’s all about the munnnnyyy
That's why the first year of college is basically high school classes
And Diversity quotas.
Don't forget that.
and affirmative action...
Well no child left behind seems to mean the schools have to graduate the kids no matter how dumb they are. Don't forget that part.
Kids are taught in school to memorize and not to question anything, since you get punished for it. So kids end up just never really thinking about what they're doing in school. In my 1st half a year of university I've seen former honor students, especially women fail at doing harder assignments because they don't understand what it is they're supposed to be doing. This is because they're given no instructions on the content, only what it should look like and what it should at least answer.
*sigh* Welcome to why I homeschool my own kids, now.
I came face to face with the NYPS precisely one time. We had a girl at my high school that had come through the New York public schools. She was in 9th grade. She could barely add or subtract, let alone do the algebra that was assigned for our grade. But the schools kept passing her because having too many students, especially too many black students, being held back cut into their funding. So she got passed from grade to grade without learning anything. But she had the hunger. I tutored her my entire senior year. In that time, she went from barely doing 3rd grade math to pre-algebra. If I hadn't graduated, she probably would have been grade level the following year. She had all the potential. She just went 8-ish years with no one to nurture it. It was like pouring water on a dry sponge.
That's really sad. The quality of your education being solely reliant on how rich the district you live in is the worst system.
I did some tutoring in college, and I found that most people are perfectly capable of learning. It always seemed to come down to a student that didn't really want to learn, or a teacher that didn't really want to teach.
@@kupotenshiActually a lot of these failures of schools get more funding than average due to passing people who should’ve been held back. It’s not necessarily a funding issue, it’s allocation of funds.
That's honestly heartbreaking. Poor girl ☹
@@Zaczac111 Those funds get allocated to relatives and close friends of the people charged with distributing the funds, usually.
4:05 she didn't even say the country. SHE SAID THE LANGUAGE
I was raised in a third world country and I'm over here laughing at Neil Degrasse Tyson's superiority complex, while these first world idiots don't even know what a country is.
I wish that guy wouldn't keep saying "yes" to them, he's reinforcing their stupidity.
Agreed he should've corrected them and told them the right answer least then they learned something
HE might be doing it out of SAFETY too, given that NYs crime has skyrocketed
If you think of it this way, these people might be proud enough to share their little "win" with others and their friends and family can shame them
@@who346 never correct a stupid person they might become violent
@@SICProwl If they had intelligent friends and family, they wouldn't fail questions as simple as "what country is the Great Wall of China in?"
I could forgive not knowing how many weeks are in a year, that's not something people learn or think about often enough to be able to recall spur-of-the-moment. I can even understand people unable to immediately answer mathematics questions or obscure history. But some of these questions are just...so simple, that being put on the spot really doesn't excuse it.
For someone who grew up in a third world country, I've always thought that the people living in US and EU had it easier than us (I still do, actually), but seeing this video, makes me think that all that struggle living in my country makes it worthwhile.
Awful education systems with a flaw in system design;
Schools get higher budgets with better results -> Motivates them to lie about student quality -> Students leave stupid, private sector pays more and more for training because stupid workers are costing them money -> Companies demand University degrees to reduce idiots -> Universities have too many applicants so they make the courses faster and easier, devaluing University -> Companies give up, outsource to the 3rd world and automate dumb labour where possible to avoid having to hire people.
Just got a Christmas themed quartering ad before this. Really don't know what to think.
10:45 fun fact NewYork also has more than twice the federally required amount of fluoride in the water, this probably just a coincidence tho./s 😅
Thank you Papa Gundam. Big love from New Zealand. You sacrifice your sanity for our pleasure
Back in middle school, I was taught geography by a 280 lb rugby coach who used to make fun of the smart ass kid in front of the class. It’s a real shame kids aren’t getting the same quality education these days.
All schooling should be free. Thats not saying people should be able to live for 15 years in a college without a job because we want to avoid the creation of debt. The whole system needs to be refreshed from the ground up.
10:25
I wheezed from the ludicrous answer so hard for a few seconds that I got momentarily dizzy before regaining my composure. Pre-Jesus Christ! 🤣
I am eligible to be a teacher in Poland and after some time teaching in middle school and then teaching adults, I don't want to teach anymore ever in my life. Not only because it's a lot of work for very little pay, but also because of THAT, especially THAT. Students are so dense nowadays, and it doesn't even matter what age they are.
I was chatting with a co-worker the other day. There is a little over a 20 year age gap between us with me being the senile citizen at my work place. It was just random work stuff and some things in the news recently. The subject of different countries came up. during the course of this. I found out that he honestly thought that Austria and Australia were the same country. Just pronounced differently. He asked what's the difference between them. My reply one's nice European country that was the birth place of a few famous and 1 infamous person. While the other has spawned a few crazies. Used to be a British penal colony. Along with all the native wild life wanting to kill you. Especially the drop bears and the discount ostriches they lost a war to.
He's the product of the Oklahoma educational system.
To be fair, had the same issue when I was in school. Sometimes I wanted to call Austria Australia. Funny thing is I tweaked that shit and learned Austria Hungary was in WW1 before I learned Adolf Hitler was born in Austria.
LOL. Dude not being able to tell one country from another ain't limited to zoomed dude. Many old boomers from your country can't even name one country in Asia.
"Austria! Well then, G'day, mate!"
@@Jinkypigs Spain!