@@SecondhandJones It's not dumb though is it? It's literally the same thing and 142 people think so. Go get a job or something typing away on a comments section like your life depends on the outcome.
18:12 is the best one. For once, Jeremy has to take a roasting and it's from his best mates which means the knife gets twisted a little bit more. It just comes out naturally from Hammond and May.
01:53 The answer to the question that no one is asking is- the 1895 Panhard & Levassor. It was the first car to have a steering wheel, hand and foot controls in familiar positions, engine in front with drive train down the center.
19:33 is my favourite bit, when Hammond has a better idea. Always makes me laugh, even though I know it’s coming. Also, on the car remote head booster thing, it’s true. My old Vauxhall has a crap range, I have to be almost on top of the car for it to work, but if I put the clicker to my head, I can operate it from my front door. My son’s girlfriend has a metal plate in her forehead, so I asked her to try it. She got about 20 miles away…
If you’re interested, the reason a key fob can operate from farther away if it’s held up to your head is because the signal can resonate in your skull and then project farther
Answering that question about the range of a car remote; it's because the wavelength of the signal is very close to an even divisor of the width of an adult head, producing a resonant frequency. This amplifies the signal. Your torso, being about twice the size, will get a similar but reduced effect, because the resonance is not as strong.
Wow you are just as simple minded as the people that sent in suggestions. Density reduces the range of all Electromagnetic radiation accross the Electromagnetic spectrum which is a very broad group from gamma rays, betta, and alpha rays to x-ray, microwaves, yes visible light and of course radio waves. So a human body absorbs radio waves. I bet you walked past a radio and it got louder or something and you assumed it was your magical body. Why we havent hung you off a radar dish to track down aliens in soace i dont know. Wasting billions of dollars every year on bigger satelites dishes when we just needed you big head. You said the torso is a better amplifier. So are you fat because that will benefit your chanes of employment on the missile base i run.
@@Darkstar..... first of all, alpha and beta rays aren't electromagnetic waves, they are actual matter. Second, what you hear from a radio isn't the radio waves, it's the sound waves.
right! and then "cock" compilation, and then "bloody nora" compilation. Then all the other words James May has ever said on TG/GT. And then someone takes all the words, makes it into a full song, and the internet finds itself at the peak of its existence. The only way forward will be downhill. What're going to be the most used words in the lyrics?
I always die at the part in the African special where they're saying how the Victorian explorers were really just taking a long government - funded vacation because they didn't want to go back to their dreary family lives in London😂
So basically the process usually goes like this: "building expectations, building expectations....... and unfortunately, at the last moment, Jeremy stepped in and said he want to do it."
Yes, I am on the train and I googled the answer 🤣🤣🤣Pozar explains, “You are capacitively coupling the fob to your head. With all the fluids in your head it ends up being a nice conductor. Not a great one, but it works.” Using your head can extend the key's wireless range by a few car lengths.
2:00 Pretty sure the Ford model a was the first car to have the traditional set up that we still use today. Pedals in their certain orientation, and it was the first car with a "sequential" manual transmission, meaning you shifted first, second, third, on the fly
I forgot how much "Dear Top _so called_ Gear" was secretly one of my favorite bits of all time. Like Top Gear had so many bits: - Top so called Gear - Screaming the other presnters last name overlooking a scenic view - Some Say - The Stig, in and of itself - The Stig's cousins - An - In the World - The one true source of Helpful, practical consumer advice (nominates the Bugatti Veyron as car of the year) - Oddly specific hypothetical budgets - Oddly specific problems with 1 of 1 solutions - Bad News... - Let's not get bogged down... - Wow!, Anyways - Mr. Needham - We've just gotten a text/message/challenge from Mr. Wilman And of course... - And on that Bombshell, goodnight
Fantastic, good job! Except one thing: where on Earth is the one I was hoping to see, where Hammond says something like this: We received hundreds of letters asking about th- well.. Loads of people wrote us letters asking about th- ok fine. We got One letter from One person....
16:51 I’m pretty sure that blonde lady to the left of Jeremy has been in the audience before.. Jeremy spoke to her when he was looking for girls in the audience to be in the top gear Callander.. he said she would be December if I remember correctly
Upon retiring from the army father bought a Reliant Robin van to pootle in. Unfortunately, it was so light, keeping it on the road required breeze blocks (Lands End...windy), plus it had positive steering. Potentially lethal with Cornish 'hedges'. Plus a boyfriend of mine sold him an Isetta bubble car for a fiver. Unfortunately, on the then Al between London and York, a lorry managed to suck out the window. Result...ex boyfriend and livid father.
@@darrenmorales3885 Interesting physics you have there, given water has extremely high permittivity and EM wave attenuation, to the point almost all electromagnetic waves are completely dissipated within a few meters underwater...
>goes to Madame Tussauds
>sees The Clarkson
>traumatized
Traumatised
Alternate ending:
>Goest to Madame Tussauds
>Sees The Clarkson
>Revels in his genius
Dear So-Called Top Gear Compiler, thank you for your hard work and timely video.
Sincerely, Mr Needham
I always pictured his name as “need ‘em”.
@@xetaxero lol, they definitely needed him.
@@tripprogers4814 😂
@@xetaxero I shall write a letter to the BBC…
and I don’t care if they don’t read it!
@@tripprogers4814 Ha jokes on you, we did read it!
The Madame Tussaud's bit (18:12) is one of the absolute greatest.
Wind up the Richard Hammond doll and watch him go!
For 100 seconds almost exactly. That's honestly impressive. Keeping one joke going that long takes skill.
a word of appreciation for the fact that the entire thing was put into the compilation
Did we ever get a Clarkson Waxwork?
Does not look like. But they all three have massive head sculptures made of stone. Just google it lol.
Clarkson doing a Ozzy accent and then asking himself "why am i doing a French accent?" is just top tier titanium comedy
And richard says “I thought it’s wellsh” 😂
@@SecondhandJones that exactly what i typed.
@@SecondhandJones Ozzy is the exact same thing as Aussie.
@@SecondhandJones I... don't care.
@@SecondhandJones It's not dumb though is it? It's literally the same thing and 142 people think so. Go get a job or something typing away on a comments section like your life depends on the outcome.
The PM flipping them off and saying "stay away from India" is possibly the best celeb cameo they ever had.
Also shows he actually did read the letter and knew its contents rather than having some staff member reply to it
@@jancovanderwesthuizen8070 he didnt flip them off and it was certainly scripted for shits and giggles
Still funny that the pm made a cameo@screaminghorse8818
Interestingly enough both Cameron and Boris were on Top Gear well before they were PM
@hockey1freak I know Boris was on twice, but when was Dodgy Dave on before he was PM?
We have got AN letter.
A EGG!
th-cam.com/video/mJUtMEJdvqM/w-d-xo.html
@@theninethrees8044 A EGG.... EGG
A ant!
An sports car
"Dear Jez dick and jim" 💀💀💀
The way he says it never fails to make me laugh
From Alan MASSIVE Liar no less
BYE WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE
The hatchback, AMG mercedes joke is one of the most underrated jokes in TG history
aged pretty well
Must admit, I didn't get it.
@@Timmekiller124 it is un sensible and large lol
Jesus what are you, American?
@@ipellaers p
The "stay away from India" remains iconic 🙂
'Why am I doing this in a French accent?' 😂
23:20 might be my new favorite Clarkson monologue.
18:12 is the best one. For once, Jeremy has to take a roasting and it's from his best mates which means the knife gets twisted a little bit more. It just comes out naturally from Hammond and May.
Mr. Needham has been a running joke for a long time now 🤣
I wonder if he's related to Mrs. Trellis of North Wales.
Then he was "blown up" in a car in one episode🤣🤣🤣
@@harleyb7880 He was in Clarkson’s Duel 😂
@@harleyb7880 which one was that?
@@harrynelson9203 I can't find it but it's on TH-cam if you look...
I remember seeing it in a compilation video
6:44 *well we are going to ignore the prime minister*
Top Gear top tip
6:27 “Stay away from India 🇮🇳 “
Hahahahaha
🇬🇧
Not! 😂
Dear Top "So Called" Gear
01:53 The answer to the question that no one is asking is- the 1895 Panhard & Levassor. It was the first car to have a steering wheel, hand and foot controls in familiar positions, engine in front with drive train down the center.
What episode is it from?
It can be found on my channel.
@@VintageCarHistory which video?
@@martinhedegaardsrensen6676 I don't know which Top Gear episode the question came from. The actual answer on my channel is episode 5.
19:33 is my favourite bit, when Hammond has a better idea. Always makes me laugh, even though I know it’s coming.
Also, on the car remote head booster thing, it’s true. My old Vauxhall has a crap range, I have to be almost on top of the car for it to work, but if I put the clicker to my head, I can operate it from my front door. My son’s girlfriend has a metal plate in her forehead, so I asked her to try it. She got about 20 miles away…
If you’re interested, the reason a key fob can operate from farther away if it’s held up to your head is because the signal can resonate in your skull and then project farther
@@tallleprechaun1318 it's to do with water in the body. It will also work if you hold up the fob to a container of water.
@@tallleprechaun1318 Ever since I was a kid I always wondered why. Thanks for answering a question that's confused me my whole life :)
HAHA you can pinpoint the moment Jeremy thought of his comeback and see him saving it up for when they’re done
which of them?
timestamp?
@@NoNameAtAll2 The Madame Tussaud's one.
19:00 Clarkson has loaded his weapon and awaits his moment.
Yo you’re the guy from kaido poet
@@jai_b_drums LMFAO
A nice treat to accompany my morning thank you
Answering that question about the range of a car remote; it's because the wavelength of the signal is very close to an even divisor of the width of an adult head, producing a resonant frequency. This amplifies the signal.
Your torso, being about twice the size, will get a similar but reduced effect, because the resonance is not as strong.
Wow you are just as simple minded as the people that sent in suggestions. Density reduces the range of all Electromagnetic radiation accross the
Electromagnetic spectrum which is a very broad group from gamma rays, betta, and alpha rays to x-ray, microwaves, yes visible light and of course radio waves. So a human body absorbs radio waves. I bet you walked past a radio and it got louder or something and you assumed it was your magical body. Why we havent hung you off a radar dish to track down aliens in soace i dont know. Wasting billions of dollars every year on bigger satelites dishes when we just needed you big head. You said the torso is a better amplifier. So are you fat because that will benefit your chanes of employment on the missile base i run.
@@Darkstar..... first of all, alpha and beta rays aren't electromagnetic waves, they are actual matter. Second, what you hear from a radio isn't the radio waves, it's the sound waves.
I had no idea there were so many! Great compilation!
0:30 - I love how Jeremy says ‘we have had a letter’ when it was just addressed to him 😂
James May "Ow" compilation please. That would be hilarious. I'd even be able to help you find the soundbytes
right! and then "cock" compilation, and then "bloody nora" compilation. Then all the other words James May has ever said on TG/GT. And then someone takes all the words, makes it into a full song, and the internet finds itself at the peak of its existence. The only way forward will be downhill.
What're going to be the most used words in the lyrics?
I always die at the part in the African special where they're saying how the Victorian explorers were really just taking a long government - funded vacation because they didn't want to go back to their dreary family lives in London😂
To be fair though, "Stig" is a pretty awesome name for a cat.
They all have terrific voices positive upbeat and just watching them makes every thing ok I hope the Fab three have a peaceful new year
27:43 he says that, but we watched top gear so much in physics class😂
So basically the process usually goes like this: "building expectations, building expectations....... and unfortunately, at the last moment, Jeremy stepped in and said he want to do it."
My name is John Fox, when I first heard it I took a step back 🤣🤣🤣.
Thank you mustang for these great compilations of top so called gear
2:00. That actually ended up being one of the funniest and most informative bits they ever did!
Madam Tusso?! joke was an absolute masterpiece.
Madame Tussauds. Waxworks display
Yes, I am on the train and I googled the answer 🤣🤣🤣Pozar explains, “You are capacitively coupling the fob to your head. With all the fluids in your head it ends up being a nice conductor. Not a great one, but it works.” Using your head can extend the key's wireless range by a few car lengths.
Try doing that in 2005 xD
2:00 Pretty sure the Ford model a was the first car to have the traditional set up that we still use today. Pedals in their certain orientation, and it was the first car with a "sequential" manual transmission, meaning you shifted first, second, third, on the fly
Whenever you get to it, can we have a freemason joke compilation. Love the channel and your content.
I forgot how much "Dear Top _so called_ Gear" was secretly one of my favorite bits of all time. Like Top Gear had so many bits:
- Top so called Gear
- Screaming the other presnters last name overlooking a scenic view
- Some Say
- The Stig, in and of itself
- The Stig's cousins
- An
- In the World
- The one true source of Helpful, practical consumer advice (nominates the Bugatti Veyron as car of the year)
- Oddly specific hypothetical budgets
- Oddly specific problems with 1 of 1 solutions
- Bad News...
- Let's not get bogged down...
- Wow!, Anyways
- Mr. Needham
- We've just gotten a text/message/challenge from Mr. Wilman
And of course...
- And on that Bombshell, goodnight
I was the 1st to arrive and like your comment and as you can see I’ve done this properly.
“Dear Mrs Hammond it is with a heavy heart I write to say we have not seen Richard for 3 years” 💀5:22
11:53 top 10 photos taken moments before disaster
*[31 MINUTES]* _"SLEEP CAN WAIT!"_
26:24 his genius is.. is almost frightening
If they had made Top Gear 60 years earlier it would’ve been about the tanks in Africa and the bombing raids over Germany
If Top Gear had lasted a few more years the East Europe special would have been a banger
9:31 that sound played as I started pissing and I nearly shat myself standing up
Clarkson, May and Hammond talking about stuff for half an hour....cancel my plans 🙂
22:03 "James stop fingering the studio"
Seriously one of the best channels 😁
21:00 "James, stop fingering the studio" 🤣🤣
This was the most painful video because I was constantly wanting to see what was next
You should do a compilation of every time they say "Is it." or "Right." in that flat "do you believe this BS?" tone, like 10:47
hammonds face when Mexico gets mentioned by the prime minister is priceless
Perfect for a pan American trip
I noticed that too 👌
“So-called”🤣🤣🤣
Fantastic, good job! Except one thing: where on Earth is the one I was hoping to see, where Hammond says something like this:
We received hundreds of letters asking about th- well.. Loads of people wrote us letters asking about th- ok fine. We got One letter from One person....
We so need a "yeeeeees" or "b u s i n e s s" compilation
Bizznizzmen going in their bizznizzcars to the bizznizzpark
The wax figure shtick will always be hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
31:00 "Actually, come to think of it... Stig! See those slippers? Pee in them!"
Sincerely, some bankers
12:28, this right here is what made me love the Gumpert Apollo.
3:40 J E Z D I C K A N D J I M
Why did they call the Rolls "Drop Head"? wouldn't "Henry VIII" open up a cooler naming scheme?
Lol
It would indeed :-), great comment
I think of 06:18 at random times and just remember Hammond's face. Good times 😂
It’s a great moment 😄
11:53 that “literally” usage>>>
Dear so-called Mustang so-called 150, surely you remember the 32-second clip from a DVD extra from 2007 that only released in Belgium
Well, we are going to ignore the prime minister. 😂
This is the best "so-called" compilation ......... In the world .
“Stay away from India”
Yuppppp
Why tho?
Because there is no conceivable scenario these boys could improve foreign relations lol
They are a spanner ready to go into any UK diplomatic works. 😂
"James... stop fingering the studio!" That's something you don't hear everyday. 😊
“Well we’re going to ignore the prime minister”😂😂😂
16:51 I’m pretty sure that blonde lady to the left of Jeremy has been in the audience before.. Jeremy spoke to her when he was looking for girls in the audience to be in the top gear Callander.. he said she would be December if I remember correctly
Haha, great that you included the africa hypotetical letter 😁
Richard Hammond being short compilation?
So the entire series?
@@dogguy8603 I'm not opposed.
So his entire life?
To those who are wondering it was Cadillac which standardized inputs in the manner we now recognize.
17:01 "should we show him what this show would be like if we're being replaced by new presenters?"
Upon retiring from the army father bought a Reliant Robin van to pootle in. Unfortunately, it was so light, keeping it on the road required breeze blocks (Lands End...windy), plus it had positive steering. Potentially lethal with Cornish 'hedges'. Plus a boyfriend of mine sold him an Isetta bubble car for a fiver. Unfortunately, on the then Al between London and York, a lorry managed to suck out the window. Result...ex boyfriend and livid father.
1:02 Finally, jokes about home
27:20 could it be because of the brain signals and nervous system using electricity, that sorta thing? Not sure if I said that right
Really enjoyed this one a lot👍
maybe do a compilation of the women these 3 have simped for ? eg angelina, cameron diaz, scarlett johansson etc
15:02 angelina jumpscare
I absolutely Love showing people the keyphob trick. So many have no idea that it works.
For anyone wondering about the key fob thing, it's because the juices in your head act like a conductor
Incorrect. Water amplifies waves. Ripples are a great example. Nothing with conductivity. Just wave physics. Your head is about 70% water
I thought it was because your skull acts as a radio dish, due to its parabolic shape.
@@darrenmorales3885 Interesting physics you have there, given water has extremely high permittivity and EM wave attenuation, to the point almost all electromagnetic waves are completely dissipated within a few meters underwater...
what episode is the first clip? 0:01
Please make Clarkson final top gear moments compilation
Notice how the producers keep hot girls in the front row. Producers were simping much before simping was a thing 😂
3:32 "Dear Jez, Dick and Jim..."
I wonder if they got sent any letters about whose behind The Stig's Helmet
0:17 Exclamation mark, for a question? Surely a question mark for the end of a sentence that is a question?
26:20 some editing magic here I somehow never noticed, I always believed this would work lol
Hello & we begin with a letter
The waxworks scene is classic tv.
Dang. America Online is still around that time at 28:25
my parents literally had AOL until about 10 years ago.. and my dad used his old aol email adress until a couple years later than that
And then Talk Talk took it over I think right ?
6:43 James.... Rules!!!!!!
Old radios will work the same way as that key from a far if you put the antenna up to a metal window cill
"Stay away from India" - Having a prime minister personally ground you tells you a lot about your diplomatic skills
Lmao it’s more ironic considering that the British once controlled India. 😂
"TOP GEAR CAN EAT SHIT & DIE!!!!!!" - re: the Morris Marina.
0:00 where's that come from? Jeremy's DVD releases?
Reminds me of in Monty Python's Flying Circus where there would be letters sent in response to the sketches as part of the shows
Did he say "stay away from India " at 6:35 ?
Yes he did
What show is the first clip from????
if a small man wears pants a bit to long he looks even shorter on the runway :D
Got to laugh at how the producers always stacked the front row of the crowd behind the presenters with women 😆
What's the car shown at 7:33?
It's a Lotus but I don't know which model
It is the Toyota Hilux pick up that they tried to kill many times.