The Grand Tour Season 3 Funny Moments

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  • @dtmhncot1196
    @dtmhncot1196  4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Season 2 Funny Moments: th-cam.com/video/EPy0q0hqSxI/w-d-xo.html
    Season 1 Funny Moments: th-cam.com/video/OR7Xn6o-kGk/w-d-xo.html

    • @dwevin
      @dwevin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      hi

    • @skandiii6868
      @skandiii6868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      P

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The stalin's house bit is so goddamn funny hahaha
      And "Nigel mansell" Stalin head hahahah
      It's the funniest ww2 comedy bit I've seen besides RLMs review of new trek talking about the Russians curbstomping the nazis as they threw little boys at em

    • @HERACULUS-yk7zn
      @HERACULUS-yk7zn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Φ th-cam.com/video/WxYH5CXbpYA/w-d-xo.html

    • @kitsune7047
      @kitsune7047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      0

  • @arthurdavie6508
    @arthurdavie6508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18364

    i find it amazing how jeremy and james aged whilst hammond became italian

    • @Jan-mu6vs
      @Jan-mu6vs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1602

      And just like an Italian claims not to know about hair dye

    • @netherrack58
      @netherrack58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      Can confirm, I'm Italian

    • @victorvandillen5297
      @victorvandillen5297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +616

      Hammond is the only non smoker 🤔🤣🤣🤣

    • @sj6127
      @sj6127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Funny guy 👦

    • @mattfaulk8724
      @mattfaulk8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LMAO #facts

  • @kob6912
    @kob6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10530

    "You buy food, you don't grow it. That's a farmer's job"
    -Jeremy Clarkson, who lives on a farm

    • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
      @user-ns3vs3bp3e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      And has a farm shop where he sells food grown on said farm

    • @nasseral785
      @nasseral785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      But he's not in a city

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      He is sometimes a bit daft. With bit being in very thick air quotes.

    • @colbysteffens2976
      @colbysteffens2976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And destroyed a farm
      Cough cough Farmkana cough cough

    • @RWoody1995
      @RWoody1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Only reinforces his point though, he wanted to grow food and instead of start an allotment he became an actual farmer :P

  • @rhino9372
    @rhino9372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5135

    The “I broke stalins house, I’m going to the gulag!” had me dyin dude!! 😂

    • @wellwellwellington9329
      @wellwellwellington9329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you know which episode that was?

    • @xJEPA44
      @xJEPA44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@wellwellwellington9329 Probably episode 11, "Sea to unsalty sea"

    • @wellwellwellington9329
      @wellwellwellington9329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xJEPA44 thanks

    • @xJEPA44
      @xJEPA44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wellwellwellington9329 sure thing

    • @jaydengeorge7290
      @jaydengeorge7290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They will fight for redeployment

  • @christiankasadelis9695
    @christiankasadelis9695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2987

    1:07 James: “Which seat do they put in as standard?” One of his best jokes

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr

    • @geeke3
      @geeke3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don’t get that joke

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@geeke3
      Too bad, I ain’t ruining it by explaining it

    • @mataskart9894
      @mataskart9894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@geeke3 think he's joking that the single seat wouldn't be the driver's seat, but I really didn't get which one for it to be so funny.

    • @edbo10
      @edbo10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      ​@@geeke3 it's just poking fun at how cheap it sounds to take out all but one seat
      the srt demon is meant to be a (very) high performance limited production model though, the seats are removed to reduce weight. A lot of people don't realise just how huge of an influence weight is on a car's performance until they get gapped by some little shitbox hatchback because it weighs less than a tonne.

  • @jameswest6232
    @jameswest6232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3605

    Clarkson: "Don't grow vegetables, that's a farmer's job"
    Also Clarkson: owns a farm and made a show on Amazon farming it

    • @korumann
      @korumann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Still doesn't change his point, keep farming in farms

    • @freanco7367
      @freanco7367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      well he is

    • @paladinsmith7050
      @paladinsmith7050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@korumann Growing food at home is one of the smartest things someone can do with the current state of the world.

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paladinsmith7050 until you got shot for your goods by wasteland pirates

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't take the farmers jobs, they have it hard enough as is.

  • @theninethrees8044
    @theninethrees8044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8010

    Jeremy: “The Fast One”
    James: “ The Slow One”
    Richard: “The Crash One”

    • @dylan__dog
      @dylan__dog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Jeremy - POWERRRR
      Richard - Manlet
      James - COCK

    • @GREENHOUSE_LIGHTSHOW
      @GREENHOUSE_LIGHTSHOW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Jeremy - HAMMOND!
      James - CLARKSON!
      Richard - 0_0

    • @PlinkyVR
      @PlinkyVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Hammond is both, he's fast then suddenly slow af

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Stig: the -REDACTED-

    • @PlinkyVR
      @PlinkyVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@richardendresz161 the men in suits will be at your door in 2 minutes get running

  • @mattolson7146
    @mattolson7146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1944

    9:10 That whole exchange seemed genuine. They were both pissed.

    • @Willy3515
      @Willy3515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      They really were all pissed with each other at that moment

    • @vmm_repairs
      @vmm_repairs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Use youre mirors

    • @limeguy36
      @limeguy36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      I think hammond did it on purpose to stop them from actually fighting.

    • @KoinzellGaming
      @KoinzellGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Just to clarify that they were all feeling like shit due to the crazy weather (humidity and heat). They did confirm that they felt like killing each other at the time.

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      I'd argue that's how you can tell they're all genuine friends: they all allowed one act of violence. The rock, the rock thrown back, and then Hammond coming in to break the tension the only way he knows how. It's kinda' beautiful.

  • @ianbartlett9266
    @ianbartlett9266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6445

    The new top gear cant hold a candle to these 3 natural clowns.

    • @samyeomans6710
      @samyeomans6710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Correct! I saw 1 new episode and decided not to watch any more

    • @ianbartlett9266
      @ianbartlett9266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      @@samyeomans6710 I think when you get that illusive chemistry like these three clowns its practically impossible to mimic,no disrespect to Paddy and the boys but theyre just trying too hard.

    • @vusisizwesibisi1780
      @vusisizwesibisi1780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      We should strike and all stop watching the new top gear in the hopes that the views will get so low that BBC begs these Meisters to come back and then we all start watching it again

    • @MrNewVegas101
      @MrNewVegas101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'm sure I'll get Crucified for saying this but I Like The new Top Gear cast and I'm still Loving the OG cast in The GT so it's a win win for me 😁👌

    • @theJapanesegingerninja-fh1kz
      @theJapanesegingerninja-fh1kz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The new top gear has been very very good...spoke to a few people who had stopped watching it since these 3 left and now they are back on it....

  • @northernzeus768
    @northernzeus768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Over the years…Jeremy has become a stomach with legs, James turned into a handsome Lesbian and Richard has morphed into Al Pachino.
    What genius show. My favorite of all time across all genres.

    • @SimsandThings
      @SimsandThings 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      You're analysis of Jezz, Dick, and Jim's aging has me in stitchs!!

  • @Slemoster
    @Slemoster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    I just love how everyone cringes whenever Hammond involves himself in a race. They got like 4 fire crews and a medical helicopter on standby just for him.

    • @jonathangallegos3453
      @jonathangallegos3453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You crash a car once...

    • @razenoid1554
      @razenoid1554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@jonathangallegos3453 I mean in one if the episodes he talked about all his crashes and even as a teen I think he ended up writing off half a dozen cars and atleast 4 motorcycles
      So preparing for him to crash a car is not really a bad idea

    • @darcyedward6325
      @darcyedward6325 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s not just for him buddy

    • @scottmulholland1329
      @scottmulholland1329 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I do love how he’s such a good sport with it all though….especially when you consider the horrific nature of a couple of those crashes. Surely you saw what he did to that $2 Million Rimac on that hill climb in Switzerland? The one where he went flying off a twisty mountain road down onto a Swiss Valley? He just barely escaped from that Rimac bonfire! That was truly an horrific crash! Or how about his 280 mph crash in the Vampire Jet Car that put him in a coma?

  • @youraveragescotsman7119
    @youraveragescotsman7119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3369

    "Who turns a city into a vegetable garden."
    *Britain in WWI coughs in the distance-*

    • @willarmstrong3282
      @willarmstrong3282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      britain in both wars

    • @jeffbruh3253
      @jeffbruh3253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That profile picture is incredibly cursed

    • @abrahammcdermett3624
      @abrahammcdermett3624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      18:22 When they give Jeremy lines of cocaine in the car, “no not now, that’s inappropriate” 😂

    • @caolanmorrow1384
      @caolanmorrow1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffbruh3253 😂😂
      I get you 🙏😂😂

    • @LL15onTT
      @LL15onTT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The reason Britain is coughing is because of the mustard gas

  • @emanuelepoma9046
    @emanuelepoma9046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3302

    Jeremy: "I've got a more powerful engine than yours"
    James:"What's the use of it?"
    Jeremy:"speed and powa"

    • @scalesandwich7923
      @scalesandwich7923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jeremy: “The Fast One”
      James: “ The Slow One”
      Richard: “The Crash One”

    • @a-10warthog8
      @a-10warthog8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      MOPOWA BABY

    • @colbysteffens2976
      @colbysteffens2976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Famous words from a very good man once said POWAAAA!!!!’

    • @raghavkapoor3227
      @raghavkapoor3227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      period

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scalesandwich7923 I'm actually S-L-O-W-E-R than James, if that's possible.

  • @kaidenshepard8446
    @kaidenshepard8446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    What I found amusing most was James throws a rock at Clarksons windscrean and it does some visible damage, when Clarkson does the same to James' rear windscrean it just bounces off.

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I guess having a cheap Plastic windscreen pays

    • @Vicus_of_Utrecht
      @Vicus_of_Utrecht ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ha, never noticed and have seen that clip many times

    • @TJSaw
      @TJSaw 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Jeremy’s throw was like that of an old woman’s 😂

    • @abasiczombie.
      @abasiczombie. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And then he gets super mad when Hammond backs into him but it was funny when he hit James’s car 🤣

  • @adamelbassimi4647
    @adamelbassimi4647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    23:48 "These are not actually Angelina's children's, these are more cheaper"
    Jeremy has got me there! 😂😂😂

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Those name. Cardboard, Satisfied Customer, Goat, Dislocated Elbow, *Cluck* and Voxol. Lovely.

    • @askeladd8850
      @askeladd8850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@dr.bright6272 Vauxhall*

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not as cheap as his OWN goddamned children, I bet.

  • @girlygamer12988
    @girlygamer12988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    “Only one seat comes as standard”
    “Which one?”
    Best. Moment. Ever.

    • @eddietherev
      @eddietherev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't understand

    • @Anonymous-vv4ds
      @Anonymous-vv4ds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@eddietherev Hammond said it comes with one seat as standard so May asks which seat is standard ( meaning whether its the left hand side seat i.e drivers seat or the right hand side seat i.e passenger seat) which is hilarious since whats the point of a passenger without a driver.

    • @brettsgamingtavern7429
      @brettsgamingtavern7429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also, they are Brits, so which side of the car having a steering wheel comes into play, though it was an american car.

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like car shopping for retards!!!!

  • @lucaslu5125
    @lucaslu5125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1672

    Hammond---the little man in a big car

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lucas Lu well Jeremy did say they Hammond was the most American out of all of them.

    • @lucaslu5125
      @lucaslu5125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Richard Endresz he even looks like Mr Ironman

    • @randomplayer2247
      @randomplayer2247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Big car, small Richard.

    • @MattePaavi
      @MattePaavi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well it's always the small guys that jumps out a big car

    • @fakeplayer9088
      @fakeplayer9088 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know the stereotype they compensate something with that

  • @mattcnd262
    @mattcnd262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    “Oh no I’ve broken Stalin’s house, i’m gone to the gulag”

    • @colbysteffens2976
      @colbysteffens2976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Survive or teamates have to buy you back

    • @pupusins
      @pupusins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's one of best lines I have ever heard

  • @byakugan641
    @byakugan641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    8:34
    That transition is hilariously good

    • @jacobs.9797
      @jacobs.9797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣

    • @smokernoker
      @smokernoker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Edgar wright type transition

    • @armagan72
      @armagan72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The new top gear cant hold a candle to these 3 natural clowns.

    • @deloresrichardson8396
      @deloresrichardson8396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it’s a Daily Mail camera. Nothing said has been more truer.

    • @obamareloadsyt629
      @obamareloadsyt629 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      armagan72 stolen idiot

  • @PS3HACKR
    @PS3HACKR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    27:11 the ‘err not right now’ got me 😂😂

  • @justandy333
    @justandy333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    9:45 Hammond's reaction when he reversed into Clarkson was absolutely priceless! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danielocallaghan3240
    @danielocallaghan3240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    35:04 "Dab on it wagwan" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying

    • @ct-lu8go
      @ct-lu8go 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what was that mean though😅

    • @spraghoot3598
      @spraghoot3598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@danielocallaghan3240 nah wagwan is like a greeting more than a mate

    • @phantomassassin7218
      @phantomassassin7218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Waguan is short for what's going on.

    • @FrankFurther
      @FrankFurther 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and the thems bad whips after

    • @okami-rose803
      @okami-rose803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can't believe be said it

  • @imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831
    @imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    After they moved to Grand Tour, everything went to pure comedy. And that's the best thing these 3 could do

    • @alanparsonsfan
      @alanparsonsfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      But also, gorgeously shot tours of all around the world.

    • @alanparsonsfan
      @alanparsonsfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Celto Loco It's not a perfect world, but a delightful one when watching those 3. They do have some knowledge, and the Hamster knows how to bend a car! IIRC, when he had the wreck with the jet dragster, a British governing body said something like 'Hammond did everything humanly possible as a trained driver would to avoid or miminize that crash''.

    • @ogrimzyz8643
      @ogrimzyz8643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Celto Loco the new top gear is pretty good. Not as good as this though. If you want more cars and less comedy then new top gear is fine.

    • @devinmcleod3395
      @devinmcleod3395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They weren't under the BBC's strict TV rules anymore

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X ปีที่แล้ว

      It became a mix, which it needed to be. When they went to India in TG it all became comedy and the show was crap. Bolivia was the last show were it was not scripted way over the top and stupid.

  • @limecheesecake1832
    @limecheesecake1832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    16:53 "Sh*t I've fanned my todger" - James May

  • @giftheck
    @giftheck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    37:11 - so odd to hear Richard being the one yelling "CLARKSON!" instead of James 🤣

  • @Seallypoops
    @Seallypoops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Gotta love Jeremy just point at billowing smoke and just going "Oh Richards race is going well"

  • @jamesobrien7381
    @jamesobrien7381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    13:20 "proportional to the size of the tyranny" my god that was a good one

  • @thezeptaz9556
    @thezeptaz9556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Jerm : What's the other son called...?
    Rich : Edgar
    had me dying 4 a moment XD

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Now, we've got to find Edgar... Hussein.... Paddington."

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Edgar Hussein. That's like hearing about the lesser known German dictator, Todd Hitler.

  • @iplayeddsharpminor
    @iplayeddsharpminor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    “I’ve broken Stalin’s house”. Four words never said in that order in the history of mankind 🤣

  • @itzbear5388
    @itzbear5388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    27:14 best scene out of the entire show

  • @xhemilshabani2548
    @xhemilshabani2548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    James asking which seat do they put in as standard and Hammond asking James which arm has he hurt (whilst James is wearing a full triangular bandage to support his arm) are one of my most favorite moments with these three.

  • @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949
    @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Always love how Hammond looks like a child in half the shots here, either in the monster truck or stood next to Clarkson

  • @tryharderpls
    @tryharderpls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    9:09 this whole part is probably one of the funniest single moments, the way Jeremy says “right” before throwing the rock back then when Hammond backs into him is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen

  • @Nawaf6820
    @Nawaf6820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    The American was hunting Jeremy Clarkson 😂😂😂

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The cut at 8:35 is unintentionally amazing

  • @josephtoe1370
    @josephtoe1370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    9:35 reminds me of " HAMMMOOOONNND YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORT LORRY" Love it

  • @Vidata
    @Vidata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    No it’s a Daily Mail camera. Nothing said has been more truer.

    • @williamhannah6429
      @williamhannah6429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clarkson is a wanker.He is someone who needs a good kicking,and those other BBC wankers who work with him.Still BBC though thay took him off.

    • @Eddiee757
      @Eddiee757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      William Hannah someone is triggered

    • @randomman3926
      @randomman3926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      William Hannah by chance do you read the daily mail

    • @williamhannah6429
      @williamhannah6429 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randomman3926 Dont read news papers,or vote.

    • @schmitzeh3261
      @schmitzeh3261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @William Hannah Why don’t you like him?

  • @nathangamble125
    @nathangamble125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    I'd love to see Monty Python as guests on "The speed of birds" so that they could discuss the speed of unburdened European and African swallows.

    • @colinmaynard2879
      @colinmaynard2879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No discussion, as we know coconuts migrate

  • @mrmaguire3534
    @mrmaguire3534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    18:22 When they give Jeremy lines of cocaine in the car, “no not now, that’s inappropriate” 😂

    • @Votlon
      @Votlon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right my favorite part xD

    • @The_Jzoli
      @The_Jzoli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      "Hammond I have crack addiction I am die"

    • @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790
      @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@The_Jzoli 'ey noice

    • @aspin2624
      @aspin2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that part actually real?

    • @jack9315
      @jack9315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@aspin2624 no😂, it's a joke

  • @Kalenz1234
    @Kalenz1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    11:41 "That really made it angry!"
    There will never be a trio of professional idiots like this again.

    • @mr.toobigformypants8145
      @mr.toobigformypants8145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about the Three Stooges?

    • @gutsfinky
      @gutsfinky 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Professional idiots! I love it! I tried to watch the Colombia special with my dad and he kept asking me "who are these guys? Why are they doing such stupid stuff?!"

  • @dannyboy_dannyboy8274
    @dannyboy_dannyboy8274 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:17 the way JC flinches cos he thought the window was going to cave in & shatter everywhere. 😂😂😂

  • @danielplayfair3596
    @danielplayfair3596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    The out of Control hose must’ve had soo many takes to not have them laughing their heads off

  • @MrSwayzy
    @MrSwayzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    36:56 Love Hammond's laugh at the end, almost evil lol

    • @queenmolmolly7962
      @queenmolmolly7962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🦆🦆🦆

    • @dexterroble6930
      @dexterroble6930 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What episode was that

    • @BonJovi1987Fan
      @BonJovi1987Fan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love how Jeremy said where's the plane because he was being focused on his vehicle and not going to the right terminal gate and made a mistake.

  • @Youtubecensoredmyusername
    @Youtubecensoredmyusername 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Best scene of all time James being hit in the face with a wet lettuce 🥬 “oooww!”

    • @mReading
      @mReading 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      11:45

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆

    • @jezusmylord
      @jezusmylord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I dont like it, grand tour looked to americanish scripted. the specials were good tho.

    • @jinxitty7133
      @jinxitty7133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ‘I’ve fanned my todger’
      -James May

    • @cliffordmorgan1670
      @cliffordmorgan1670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The “I broke stalins house, I’m going to the gulag!” had me dyin dude!! 😂

  • @doublem5679
    @doublem5679 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how amazing their acting is, how they bring out the entertaining parts of their personalities and hyperbolize them for. They really immerse us in the arguments they have, meanwhile you can tell they genuinely are having a blast just messing around with each other.
    Pure entertainment, pure hilarity. These 3 will forever be my favorite show hosts of all time. Their ability to go from joking about to being very informative of these cars, giving a good idea of their opinions and educated idea of how well these cars would be to own for their intended purpose.

  • @zyftis6927
    @zyftis6927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Oh I’ve broken stalins house I’m going to the gulag”
    I love this moment and I’ll always love it.

  • @tungstenwhizard4361
    @tungstenwhizard4361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    I can't decide if Richard Hammond in this looks like Robert Downey Jr, Hugh Jackman or David Tennant

  • @SPEEDFREAKMIAMICOM
    @SPEEDFREAKMIAMICOM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    All three of them are immense Geniuses who stoop intellectually for the sake of our comprehension.. I love how James achieves double entendre with every other word like when he refers to Richard's winch fantasy which is almost a wench fantasy

    • @alanparsonsfan
      @alanparsonsfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They achieved something I would never have believed possible. They managed to create The Three Stooges for the thinking man.. Their world-shattering record for television viewership is completely deserved.

  • @Neccaps
    @Neccaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    30:06 "i've broken stalin's house. jeez i am going to the gulag"

  • @tungstenwhizard4361
    @tungstenwhizard4361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    I felt a bit of rage seeing Jeremy drive over the vegetable garden.

    • @MarkoIgrač
      @MarkoIgrač 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It was funny and a joke

    • @tungstenwhizard4361
      @tungstenwhizard4361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@MarkoIgrač It's a rather immature joke...

    • @MarkoIgrač
      @MarkoIgrač 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@tungstenwhizard4361 If you find that immature What the fuck are you doing in this video ?

    • @tungstenwhizard4361
      @tungstenwhizard4361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@MarkoIgrač I mean most of the stuff Top Gear does is immature but to purposely wreck someone's garden that they probably spent a long time tending to seems rather inconsiderate, no? Then again, Clarkson is not a considerate person.

    • @MarkoIgrač
      @MarkoIgrač 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@tungstenwhizard4361 that garden was most definetively fake OR made for the show and clarkson acts like that because he wants to be funny while being himself
      Dont you have any sense of humor at all or what

  • @masonelliott4995
    @masonelliott4995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I completely died at the uncontrolled hose and the person getting knocked over by its force 😂😂😂

  • @eurofighter_17
    @eurofighter_17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    ‘I’ve fanned my todger’
    -James May

  • @Hermes8A8A
    @Hermes8A8A 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    At 2:50 you can tell Hammond wants to live in the same house as his mates Jeremey & James even if he has to help care for them.
    Im gonna cry when they pass on

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's alright, I'm sure Hammond will crash badly before they do

  • @RealJDGaming
    @RealJDGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "HAMMMOOOONNNNDDDDDDDDD!!!!"
    9:43

    • @sullenurchin9767
      @sullenurchin9767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *9:42

    • @treeplusplus
      @treeplusplus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you listen closely, you can actually hear jeremy say fucking in the distance

  • @simoneastwood3779
    @simoneastwood3779 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    'Don't try to help, go away!' 😂😂😂 May is a national treasure! We salute you, sir.

  • @AlukardTheDeathknight
    @AlukardTheDeathknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These 3 are the best chaotic friends ever the banters and anger they get at each other is just hilarious

  • @147Samster
    @147Samster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

    For anyone wondering what the song was at the start, its Helix - Hardass Spank :)

    • @melissalochhead355
      @melissalochhead355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the song at 0.35 sounds different is it a different song I have listened to helix and that part at 0.35 isn't in it

    • @147Samster
      @147Samster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@melissalochhead355 oh yeah you're definitely right, I have no idea what that song is, I only know the very first one, sorry 😂

    • @jakenorris6189
      @jakenorris6189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wasn't, but thanks

    • @Brian_Camp
      @Brian_Camp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Melissa Lochhead sounds like Pokémon for a second lol

    • @147Samster
      @147Samster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakenorris6189 then why comment? 😂😂😂

  • @internetkumquat4542
    @internetkumquat4542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    Jeremy and James throwing rocks at each other I find hilariously one-sided. Mainly because James actually did put a minor shatter in Jeremy's windshield, but he couldn't break the Panda's back windshield I'm assuming because it is made of plastic.

    • @LGaragem
      @LGaragem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Actually no, the windshield and the Rear window glass ("back windshield" as you said) are two different types of glass.
      All windows except the windshield are tempered glass, which makes it relatively hard to break. The windshield, on the other hand is laminated, it is formed by two layers of glass with a thin layer of a transparent soft material between them, so that even if something hits the windshield, it won't shatter in a million pieces. Of course, the disadvantage to this is that this makes the glass a lot more prone to crack compared to a tempered glass unit.

    • @timfagan816
      @timfagan816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It actually sounded like jeremy threw the stone at his own bonnet! Or hood!

    • @dylan__dog
      @dylan__dog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LGaragem it doesn't matter into how many pieces it shatters as long as those pieces stay attached to the thin transparent film and stay in "one piece" - no shards flying around

    • @rickytorres4017
      @rickytorres4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The new top gear cant hold a candle to these 3 natural clowns.

    • @thegreat0220
      @thegreat0220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rickytorres4017 six years later you're still whining like a bitch

  • @tshirt9
    @tshirt9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    We really didn’t deserve these 3. Some of the best TV/Programs I’ve ever watched and continue to rewatch.

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:00 Jeremy driving over James's vegetable garden out of pure spite had me crying loool 😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @DrumToTheBassWoop
    @DrumToTheBassWoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Jeremy, James and Richard, are proof how people that shouldn't really be mates, can be. Quite a unique combo, very hard to replicate in television.

    • @Forestgravy90
      @Forestgravy90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well tbf they're all middle class blokes who love cars

  • @bludowski
    @bludowski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    16:52 "shit i've fanned my togger" im crying i'm laughing so hard

  • @ninad.a
    @ninad.a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    3:10 Jeremy refers to May as Captain Slow.. I thought he couldn't say that because of copyright issues with BBC

    • @raceforspeed
      @raceforspeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Well to be fair James always been known as captain slow even before top Gear

    • @MrBillyBubz
      @MrBillyBubz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      James may threatened to sue them because they copyrighted a name he created and is about lol

    • @Sh23-hv7sn
      @Sh23-hv7sn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's a nickname. Even the BBC couldn't copyright that. It's not like The Stig.

  • @troycorfield9590
    @troycorfield9590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The absolute legends that are Clarkson, Hammond and May , being utter tools . Brilliant. IMO.. there will NEVER be a program like this , with their genuine chemistry ; ever again . Praise be to the lads .

    • @alanparsonsfan
      @alanparsonsfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The absolute definitino of "lightning in a bottle". How lucky we have been to be able to witness this as it happened. Will never forget their into to the Grand Tour. When they were in 3 Mustangs side by side, looking at each other so happy. Just made my day.

  • @turbostar7077
    @turbostar7077 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "You don't grow food that's a farmer's job"
    That aged well Jeremy.

  • @RyanGames101
    @RyanGames101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    James: Good morning
    Richard: WHAT??
    James: Good morning
    Richard: yeah whatever

    • @yeet877
      @yeet877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Friendship lmao

  • @TarakKakkar
    @TarakKakkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    finally a good compilation , good job mate

    • @llnordicll
      @llnordicll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This isn't season 3 though...

    • @patrikzanette
      @patrikzanette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@llnordicll yes it is

  • @dsrocks6905
    @dsrocks6905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    James May: *breaks Stalin's door*
    *Angry Russian Noises*
    You're in the Gulag now. If you survive you redeploy, otherwise your buddies will have to buy you back.

    • @holtender1029
      @holtender1029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not even what he says lol

    • @afridinhoo
      @afridinhoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Claret And Blue Lad the last part is from mw

    • @ceptey8520
      @ceptey8520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ахахаххахаха

    • @dsrocks6905
      @dsrocks6905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@holtender1029 yeah but I'm too lazy to look it up! It's just the first thing that came to my head 😂

    • @20dimka12
      @20dimka12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Да. Блять

  • @MaskedMenace830
    @MaskedMenace830 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hammonds rant at the end was utter poetry. Such vivid emotion! Stirring stuff, could feel the passion and sincerity

  • @shahidqadar7062
    @shahidqadar7062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Clarkson: that’s a farmers job.... Didley Squat

    • @slippy495
      @slippy495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      funny thing is he grows veg himself irl

    • @iceMarrow2000
      @iceMarrow2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slippy495 yeah whens his tv show coming out about that?

    • @invisiblekid99
      @invisiblekid99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iceMarrow2000 Amazon really are being dicks. The next Grand Tour has been in their possession since early lockdown and AFAIK Jeremy's farm program has too.

    • @Carbon2861996
      @Carbon2861996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a peaceful life.

  • @Hamza_Khan001
    @Hamza_Khan001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    I don't know why but I find James May getting hit by a vegetable funny for some odd reason and then the water pushing the guy to be the icing on the cake. Here's a time stamp of when it starts 11:14

  • @Lee_Caesar
    @Lee_Caesar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    36:53 that wheeze behind the door😂 it's just too much

  • @miranmiran05
    @miranmiran05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    37:04 the best part I swear 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NectazzUniverse
    @NectazzUniverse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:33 the sudden change in demeanor is incredible

  • @bryannonis1191
    @bryannonis1191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “Is it a cold day?” 😂😂

  • @mylohunter8137
    @mylohunter8137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    2:22
    Who else thinks Hammond could present homes under the hammer... 🤣🤣

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oonduh the hahmmuh

    • @dnf-dead
      @dnf-dead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Under the Hamster?

    • @Fitchy-ke3wz
      @Fitchy-ke3wz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And we've got the stairs going up to the bedrooms

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Honestly I could watch an hour of Hammond just getting angry and smashing things without getting bored, it's therapeutic by proxy really...

  • @BenEmberley
    @BenEmberley 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    9:42 - "HAMOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNND!!!!!!!!" has me laughing every time

  • @ObviouslyKieran
    @ObviouslyKieran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hammond destroying cars needs to be a permanent fixture somewhere 😂😂

  • @oliverhooper435
    @oliverhooper435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    @34:18 "a USB charger to power your vape-bong" looooll James May you ace 🤣😅

  • @gregorydavis9405
    @gregorydavis9405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    What I absolutely love is that Jeremy plays the role of being an idiot, when he is really one of the most clever and smart men ever.

    • @glimmer289
      @glimmer289 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahaha

    • @Ionabrodie69
      @Ionabrodie69 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@glimmer289Obviously a LOT smarter than you…!!! which admittedly wouldn’t be hard..🤨

  • @riclee371
    @riclee371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    35:17 i think james got his blender and the gear lever mixed up...

  • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
    @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've missed these tarts so so much thank you for uploading this for the streaming service challenged.

  • @TheWhipidhinio
    @TheWhipidhinio 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:08 that’s the humour of the three I love most. When they genuinely make each other laugh. No silly fake moments pure enjoyment.

  • @daylineli
    @daylineli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Hammond im drifting a suitcase!" - Mr.clarkson 2020

  • @trsf7637
    @trsf7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    20:33 "how does he do it "? 😂😂😂 Had me dieing

  • @NickC-Ohio
    @NickC-Ohio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    18:56 "well, it's naïeve.." the beginning of such a characterfully genuine assessment

  • @LegionOfShrooms
    @LegionOfShrooms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hammond reaction was perfect! 🤣🤣🤣 HAMMOND!!

  • @acetone7598
    @acetone7598 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Richard Hammond crashes and rolls down a mountain, crashing into a tree, and all he says is “oh dear”

  • @t.800XR
    @t.800XR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Japan apparently has the same T-Shirt trend, just with german words.

    • @TerribleUsernameAmirite
      @TerribleUsernameAmirite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Japan and Germany - sounds like a slightly worrying combination

    • @appleoftheground
      @appleoftheground 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@TerribleUsernameAmirite Oh, I've seen this one!

    • @Skullair313
      @Skullair313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ah, my T-shirt has such nice words on it!
      The T-shirt: WIR VERNICHTEN JEDES LEBEWESEN AUF DIESEM PLANETEN!

    • @at-cj2iy
      @at-cj2iy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TerribleUsernameAmirite Dumme arsch...

    • @Anonymous-tw5um
      @Anonymous-tw5um 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Had a T-shirt with Heil Hitler on it with a moustache. Very vintage

  • @damienmuir9771
    @damienmuir9771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    21:50 was one of the most creepy episodes ever they did so well with the man and the sound that came with him

    • @revotron69
      @revotron69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah who is that man

    • @alexhollinghurst3945
      @alexhollinghurst3945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@revotron69 American Stig, it looks like

    • @JAYV45_
      @JAYV45_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't get it

  • @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
    @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It took from the airing of the china episode to now to realize the "goodmoring Vietnam" is (probably) Clarkson referencing their Vietnam special for TG when they had those flashy custom suits made.

  • @oKApplejack
    @oKApplejack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These 3 always come to mind when I think about “chaotic neutral”

  • @sxfrr
    @sxfrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I solved the problem second corner" that was gold 😂😂

  • @JDHGaming
    @JDHGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:22 always sunny reference? With "golden god" and Dee dancing with the whacky inflatable flube man

  • @marilyngregory103
    @marilyngregory103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I absolutely love these men. Fantastic show. Thanks lads you are great

  • @mavrickmiller2755
    @mavrickmiller2755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hammond saying Edgar is genuinely one of the most underrated jokes ever

    • @gutsfinky
      @gutsfinky 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I almost died laughing. Seriously.

  • @ghostpeel
    @ghostpeel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:07 This is in my opinion the best line said by any of them, ever. I’m staggered that it’s in season 3 of GT and that it’s said by May, but I remember laughing so much the first time I saw it that I had to pause for like 10 minutes

    • @JC-tc2ux
      @JC-tc2ux 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont get it

    • @ghostpeel
      @ghostpeel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JC-tc2ux Dodge, in their grassroot-drag-racing themed marketing of the car, offered to sell the Demon with only one seat, to „save weight” or whatever. Other seats would be put back in on customer’s request for $1, so that they could actually use is as a street car which it is. May points out this ridiculous, pretentious move from Dodge by obnouxiously asking which one of the seats is there as standard, simultaneously ridiculing the potential Demon buyer, as well.

    • @JC-tc2ux
      @JC-tc2ux 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ghostpeel oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @sunitprasad3730
    @sunitprasad3730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Now I must explain that these are actually not Angelina's children, they're much cheaper.." 😂😂😂😂

  • @JoDyMa
    @JoDyMa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "That's a farmers job" - Jeremy, before becoming a farmer.