May, Hammond, Clarkson Gift Ideas and Gadgets Compilation
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- reuploaded because of the grand tour clips
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I'l never grow tired of James' "Gokickle" bit.
My favorite part of that bit is Hammond's hoverboard spill into the tree
I suspect that Gokikcle didn't sell well 😂
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The perfect car enthusiast gift: A tie with a supercar logo in the shape of a steering wheel that tells the time and can hold your favorite drink.
And with a Ferrari badge on it - £10,000
Now make the favorite drink holder be a piston cup with a Lamborghini or a different logo then the actual tie, absolute perfect
That is made of carbon fiber and has a button on it that makes f1 car sounds
I'm wondering what supercar logo looks remotely like a steering wheel so you can tell the time on a tie that you'd be wearing.
That smells of bacon...
Best trio in TV, their humor bounces off each other flawlessly.
only annoying part is that most of it is scripted, some jokes are improvised but most are scripted
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it's never about the cars, it's those three
@@antisal4192 the grand tour clips were mostly scripted, the top gear stuff was semi scripted to a point but the jokes were real time
Couldnt have happened with women ... because you arent allowed to insult them on TV ... also:
*_Men insult each other and dont mean it._*
*_Women compliment each other and dont mean it._*
10:35 James May always got the best one liners
Suck, squeeze, bang and blow. That's how four stroke Jameses go!
That is the best one
Although where the shit is cockring & wizards sleeve?? That's the best one
How is he after that unfortunate filmed crash accident?
@@E2018-q2bfine from what I've seen
That was probably one of the best one liners these three have ever encountered
37:23 One of James May's best quotes ever.
Being a big plane guy, I'm surprised May didn't go into a long winded explanation about how "big transatlantic planes actually have multiple sets of crew on board and actual beds built in that the crew can use on long flights" causing Jeremy to fall asleep again..
He probably did, but they skillfully cut it out
You're a big guy.
Sorry to be THAT guy but we don't have "multiple" crews on board, max 4 pilots usually and the cabin crew just takes turns with their rest periods! :)
@@EinfachLuap that's what he means by 'multple crews'
Flight crew anymore consisting of a captain and first officer
Tho I do know some flight just have a single relief pilot for the two primary pilots and they just rotate
@@jetseekers Pretty sure flights over 10 hours must have at least 1 cruise relief pilot, as per EASA regulation, companies might chose to deviate from this and make it less hours of flight time. Not sure what the limit is, for when you need 2 reliefs.
2:08 He had the hammer, so that part was planned... but judging by his reaction, he wasn't expecting the sounds afterwards!
I'm not entirely convinced that Jeremy doesn't bring a hammer with him wherever he goes.
@@UnderseaPumaKing He never knows when he might see Piers Morgan again.
I mean... this is Clarkson
His solution to everything is either "More power!" or "hit it with a hammer"
So I'm pretty sure that's just standard gear for them at this point.
I mean Hammond pulled a hammer out later in the vid as well 😅
the christmas stuff was always semi scripted but usually it would go off the rails way above the script
@@topmandog1Everything in the “News” segment was planned out. They tried to wing it to sound “natural” in the first season, and it sucked.
8:45 May's laugh at that time is absolutely priceless! 😂🤣😂🤣
6:30 I forget who the stig was @ the time, but you just know he had a smug smile on his face, and he was thinking "this is a great job"
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I love how happy James was the the fork-spanner
10:35 - That is an absolutely amazing line.
14:11
What car have you got?
"Volkswagen Jetta"
🤣
21:27 James May is an international treasure
Never met him
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I'll tell you something...
I'll tell you something else!
*chokes*
"It's important in a submarine to know if the door is open or shut" - This aged well...
😭
Oh man too soon?
@@firstnamelastnamethirdname not at all, too late if anything…
At 12,000 ft depth and 6,000 psi of pressure, a door makes no difference. Physics makes one.
CMON ALREADY
29:06 i love this, and Richard's "YOU CRETIN" 😂😂😂😂😂
Short Riki
I'm blind XD.
24:52 it would've been better if May showed a condom saying, "As you'd expect, I've done it properly"
Or "I was the first to come"
@@lucadipaolo1997 OMG yeah 😅
I was expecting "Oh Cock".
Or maybe “does that mean she’s not coming on then?”
Or depending on the circumstances “does that mean he’s not coming on then?”
Or “Oh COCK”
"The Veyron will never exist"
This aged well
Was just about to comment this lol
He said "Buggati VERION" ha hah 4:32
I love car gifts but even I think 140k watch is a ridiculously over priced item
The Bugatti Veyron is a ridiculously overpriced car. So when you have the money get one, the watch is just the strawberry on top. And the two together might actually increase in value even more.
Bruh you beat me to it!
8:56 "Yippie ki yay mother truckers" now that's genius. I genuinely want that on a shirt (or a mug).
8:16 Clarkson called him “Rich” - dropped the act for a second 😂
what episode was that?
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I love that the instant they heard Clarkson was going to take the lambo ornaments home they destroyed them
"Sorry, I dropped it."
What makes it even better is that at his farm he has a lambo tractor
*TONIGHT ON BOTTOM GEAR:*
(2:28) I destroy an annoying piece of bleeping plastic
(12:56) Hammond magically pulls a tiny car out of his ass
(15:54) And May attempts to assemble a bike he bought at IKEA
Lmao
8:17 PUSSY energy drink
i see you are a man of culture as well
Who here was expecting Jame's condom to read "Oh cock!"
A bit disappointed it didn’t actually, that would’ve been perfect. 😂 Another good one could’ve been ‘Oh no! Anyway…’
@HaliaStone
That one should have been for Jezza, but absolutely! Me thinks each of them should have presented two or three condoms with their distinguish phrases.
”What flavour is it?”
”Leave it”
what episode was that?
18:45 Caring Jeremy it's not something you can see very often
Holy that was so wholesome lol
Oh man that’s so cute
Who wouldn’t be when near TGD
32:42 Jeremy’s Face kills me every time 😂😂😂
I did not understand what Richard said just before this face X) can you tell me please ? :)
@@dusty-blade2280 he said ‘it costs £1500 and they lent it to us’, basically saying it’s the worlds most ridiculously overpriced fragrance so Jeremy just kept spraying it into the air for fun🤣
@@dusty-blade2280 so normally when it comes to items such as these they are classified as “promotional material”, the idea being that for example those Lamborghini Baubles: they were sent to Top Gear and once they’ve been on the show to make people aware that they are available, the crew and cast could keep them (as Jeremy said he would).
However Bugatti instead did something more tighter as they ‘lent it’, the idea being that once it was used in the show, they wanted it back. And there was probably a clause which specifies that they could only spray it on air, not behind the scenes for personal use. Which is why Jeremy not only blasted the air, but also gave some to the kid.
I can’t believe you cut out the part where they said “you’ve just knocked the wobbly head of the former president of Nissan USA!”
"Now look what's happened!"
Maybe he cut that out because no one ever has said that before
@@felagoncalves I don’t suppose they have
12:41 I genuinely forgot he was talking about beach stuff and thought that the bucket was to prevent vomit getting on your Porsche
7:14 that can't be a porsche designed training shoe; the laces aren't at the back!
10:36 THAT IS A PURELY BRILLIANT LINE IF IVE EVER HEARD ONE
AND THE LOOK ON THAT WOMAN'S FACE IN THE BACKGROUND TOO
Its called the gocycle....😂
James laugh is *almost* as infectious as my kids! Cracks me up every time.
Oh god, being infected with children
Closeup of the Stig in a TVR surrounded by red smoke. BEST...FREEZE-FRAME....EVER!
8:16 I was dying laughing 🤣
As a Czech, this video couldn't start worse than mocking Škoda.
Nowadays Skoda make great looking cars in my opinion
Fuck the Škoda
@@Memecho I think it is ridiculous that they started to promote themselves as a premium car maker. they are just cheap bangers
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@@Markustajahoyrylaiva another clown.
After 20+ years I've just realised that Clarkson is actually a commedian!
The gockickle 🤣 15.40
15:40
0:30 Richard hammond was a parking sensor
18:12 Good too see them keeping with the tradition
Was anyone else expecting Jame's condom to say "as you can see, I've done this properly."?
😂
Simply the greatest trio .... in the world
1:41 I'd buy it if it had a recording of The Game Salmon yelling "I'M A DIESEL!"
These men are international treasures!
I die laughing every time Hammond smashes the Lamborghini ornament😂
(31:16)
2:10 6:28 8:45 18:13 29:10 31:19 My favorite.
Gifts segment the most chaotic segment of the show
14:12 What did he said? I can't hear
He said he has a VW Jetta
A Volkswagen Jetta
Harrys are quarter battenernbergs
Love how Jeremy picks up a hammer out of nowhere 😂😂
14:12 "Volkswagen Jetta."
i had dosed off in the middle and the ear beeper actually woke me up. seems a good product.
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20:30
29:00
32:10
Absolute favorite moments of jeremy
Honestly the very first bit about the Skoda ties... for me personally is one of the funniest segments of this type they ever did. From frankly introducing it as 'christmas present ideas we're not interested in' to James gifting them things he openly calls 'revolting (and that's why it's for you Jeremy!)' and the other two's respective reactions to the ties... I love it lol.
I died when jezza kept hitting the speaker
37:18 I was generally thinking about attaching it to my panda, until James said that
Clarkson’s first course of action was the type out the message “Hammond is a Call U Next Tuesday.”
my favorite bit is Jeremy hitting with a mallet :)
5:29 that Bugatti comment aged well…
I mean to be fair, the Bugatti Veryon still doesn't exist
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@@AntonHDMI throughout the segment it's consistently mispronounced as "Very-on" rather than Veyron as we came to know it.
"I've never got it out in a post office queue to have a wee" that leaves just enough wiggle room, well for him to have been wiggling in the room...
I think the Richard Hammond 2010 Calendar is the cure for my morning wood.
0:22 i love that you can see that man very happy for that tie
I’ve actually had some of the energy shown at 8:25, I was studying for my GCSE’s and there was a catch up day over the summer break so most of my class came in in non-uniform and we’re getting on with our coursework, the teacher was very laidback and actually brought a 24 pack of diet cola for us, while the class clown brought some of the aforementioned energy drink, aside from him I was the first to try some, I didn’t like it and neither did anyone else, if I remember correctly it tasted of pineapple and passion fruit, with something else in it that made it rather horrible
You need to be careful sharing pussy with people because you may get herpes. 😂
Petrol probably
I feel enlightened to know it's actual flavour
I really do miss these guys , 🤠 thx for all the laughs 🥳
"You've turned up in a Ferrari shirt, what car have you got?"
".........volkswagen jetta."
my brother actually got one of them internal combustion engines XD
I miss these scenes from Top Gear. The Grand Tour shouldn't have gotten rid of the talkshow portion was gold
8:45 underrated May laugh
You know the dude that got that tie in the first clip wore that EVERYWHERE
13:58 I think Richard Hammond is a Sith Lord
35:22 that’s…oh dear
I love those Lamborghini baubles probably like £2000 each lol also that Bugatti aftershave sounds great
It made my eyes water… brilliant.
29:10 RIP Jezza's Eyes 😂 Also Carnage at 31:25
Also known as Christmas with The Who.
The condom bit will never not be funny to me 😂
8:56 “Yippee Kiyay, mothertrucker”
“Oh, my pits are getting a bit wiffy”
I've already got a decorated fridge. It says "Emily is a wee and a poo" on it
Gee i wonder if one of his kids/kids friends made that XD
I love that beeping ear piece the most.
8:16 - that bit killed me today, because I bought one for sheer giggle, came home, popped it and played this video from the recommended - WHAT ARE THE CHANCES???
0:25 someone out there now has that famous Skoda tie that started all this nonsense 😂 they probably put it on and show people the episode "look there I am, and that's the tie!"
08:17 "Would you like some pussy?!" Has to be one of the funniest random lines of the entire show!
21:55 is just legendary 😂
21:46
......and the previous minute or so......
That guy behind Jeremy at 35:42 seems quite interested in the travel rabbit 😂
It's amazing just how wrong they were about the Veyron
"It's revolting and that's why it's for you Jeremy" 😂😂😂
I was waiting for may's rolling pin to say " OH COCK"
"You're not going to be here to help me when I'm using it are you?"
"You don't know"
"I bloody do!"
28:49 The James May edition Top Gear perfume they are launching next year is going to be called "Eau Cock"
37:23 this one always makes me laugh
James lit that Porsche pipe like he was born with it in his mouth.
Looking at these compilations I remember that these guys are actual friends and know each other inside out hats why their jokes and jabs at each other work... And they remind us of our friends thats why all this worked amazingly...
Top Gear Dog knew she looked good in those Doggles.
8:25 this drink is still on sale to this day.
A tire clearly meant for flashy street racers, drifters and touge drivers, with less handling. Brilliant.
And gender reveals 😂
Tyre.
That guy who Jeremy have the tie to is lucky, that would probably increase its value
Those condoms are absolutely hilarious 🤣 where can you get them? Asking for a friend...
I love Hammond's "Leeeave it."
Why was bro at 35:41 licking his chops after that 🫣
Wow, they really did the ear beeper gag twice.
43:11 the shock in his voice is perfection
10:36🤣🤣
8:44…well technically it’s still Mercedes 😅😂
Hammond's skateboard causes him to crash into the studio's tree while Clarkson spritzes himself in the eyes with the perfume and Hammond gets several gifts that throw jabs at his Rimac crash
29:09 I'm laughing my backside off 🤣
That's why sprays have a warning to keep them AWAY from your eyes
18:14 Hammond crashes into the studio
Yes I wanted a complication about this