Clarkson, Hammond, May at Fuel Stations Compilation

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  • @psychologicaltirefire8190
    @psychologicaltirefire8190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7109

    Fun Fact: As a way to circumvent the rules in Nascar a driver by the name of Smokey Yunick chilled the fuel in his cars fuel tank to the point it was nearly frozen and would allow for it to expand through the race reducing pitstops. Eventually rules were made on fuel temperature. After that he made his fuel lines 11 feet long and 2 inches thick to allow him to carry more fuel, he was eventually told he could not do this anymore. He eventually put a basketball in his fuel tank that he would inflate during inspection to make his fuel tank measure to be within rule specification but he would then deflate during the race and fill with more fuel.

    • @157RANDOM
      @157RANDOM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +772

      It's like what they did in F1 in the 80s pretty much the same but with less basketball and more science lol

    • @d3203
      @d3203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1030

      If you arent cheating in motorsport you arent really trying

    • @professorwikipedia2115
      @professorwikipedia2115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vinwiki did a whole video on it th-cam.com/video/EC5KYwxvqjs/w-d-xo.html

    • @PeterCaptainObvious
      @PeterCaptainObvious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@d3203 Like Lancia back in the days of group B

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      Smokey was great! They once, to provoke him after an inspection where they found nothing, took out his fuel tank so he had push his car to the pits and reinstall the fuel tank.
      Only Smokey got in the car, fired it out, flipped them the bird and drove to the pits.
      The fuel in the 11 ft lines that was inside the tubes for the tube chassis held enough fuel to not need the fuel tank for a mile or so.

  • @samir.ebrahim
    @samir.ebrahim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3741

    The American petrol station will forever be legendary. James breaking down was just the icing on the cake 🤣

    • @henjem14
      @henjem14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      OI, JUMP LEADS is the funniest shit in the world

    • @samir.ebrahim
      @samir.ebrahim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@henjem14 and the narration: of all the times to break down

    • @PriyaPans
      @PriyaPans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Which episode is this from?!!!

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      timestamp?

    • @happygilmore6799
      @happygilmore6799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NoNameAtAll2 it's the last clip

  • @TheOtherNeutrino
    @TheOtherNeutrino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    10:24 I love how smoothly it went from "Whilst Jeremy had been investigating the Bob Marley tree," to "There was another problem with the Mustang."

  • @TheRandomBikers
    @TheRandomBikers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    Seeing litre go up more than the price when filling was nostalgic

    • @qasimmir7117
      @qasimmir7117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I know. I like going to petrol stations and filling up my gas guzzler. The only thing that spoils it is paying for it.

    • @catalintimofti1117
      @catalintimofti1117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@qasimmir7117 a texan stopped at a gas station and said to the workers "fill her up"
      half an hour later the texan was advised to turn off his engine because the lumps could not keep up

    • @gamma_dablam
      @gamma_dablam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah that price is going *way* back

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7103

    Imagine pulling up to a gas station (or petrol station for the Europeans) and four time Formula One World Champion Sebastian Vettel is just randomly chilling there

    • @cyberhaggis
      @cyberhaggis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

      I don't think it was all that random... he even had the official shirt with all the sponsors on...

    • @petiertje
      @petiertje 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      @@cyberhaggis I think there is also a commercial at that same station with Sebastian Vettel. I bet it's just been a filming day there :)

    • @espen4817
      @espen4817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What episode is that clip from?

    • @lix2436
      @lix2436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was about to comment the exact same thing

    • @petrolweeb
      @petrolweeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@espen4817 It was from a Shell Promotional Video

  • @dedmajor
    @dedmajor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    The dude just saying "You got a nectar card?" to The Stig never ceases to make me giggle

    • @FuriousKAMEX
      @FuriousKAMEX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      bank of money

    • @FuckFeminists
      @FuckFeminists 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah. Stigs card also (I think) says he was born on the 45th month of 1977. And its issued by the 'Bank of Money'. giggle away :D

    • @hagridsdisappointingson769
      @hagridsdisappointingson769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought he said "got an actual card" but in an accent.

  • @patrickjonak988
    @patrickjonak988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1527

    Jeremy's "think of the skid marks" joke for turd petrol was underrated

    • @istvanszatmari8803
      @istvanszatmari8803 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I almost suffocated when he said that it was briliant

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I'm disappointed that no-one pointed out that Turd really should be a Formula 2 sponsor.

  • @joshuamccutcheon
    @joshuamccutcheon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1683

    Not going to lie, Clarkson talking to that Japanese servo attendant and making funny faces at her was the most wholesome interaction between Jeremy and another human being I’ve ever seen.

    • @Domikers
      @Domikers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Clarkson being told off by Kaleb on his farm are some of my favorite Clarkson moments. Absolutely brilliant.

    • @JaseAnimates
      @JaseAnimates ปีที่แล้ว +94

      ..until the beaver comment, that is

    • @RB-ow7mt
      @RB-ow7mt ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@JaseAnimates She probably had a nice one though

    • @captaincornflake
      @captaincornflake ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "that sexual harassment was so wholesome :)"

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@captaincornflake aw fucking zip it man, how's a dude to approach a woman according to your stringent rules

  • @Pana79
    @Pana79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    You know what an incredible trio this is that a 30 min compilation of all their fuel stops through the last 2 decades makes for riveting viewing.

  • @dylhomeaccount2575
    @dylhomeaccount2575 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Funniest story my Dad ever told me was when he drove into a service station, walked out of the shop as Clarkson was walking in during a filming segment, forgot where he'd seen Clarkson's face before but thought maybe he'd seen him at a work do or a party, and treated him like a mate. Clarkson was a good sport, and i clicked this video in the hopes of seeing my dad in the background lmao (haven't found him yet)

    • @Vicus_of_Utrecht
      @Vicus_of_Utrecht ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I believe this.

    • @Moakmeister
      @Moakmeister ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Why not ask your dad where this occurred, so you can inspect episodes that were filmed in that area?

    • @ToreDL87
      @ToreDL87 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @jbiehlable Yeah I'mma guess like baiting

  • @10thdoctor15
    @10thdoctor15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2891

    He saved £4.29 - he could buy his video.

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      James would’ve done, and then pocketed the change.

    • @kevinbuja4373
      @kevinbuja4373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That’s better than the $0.16 we Americans saved on our 4th of July bbq’s from last year! Thanks Joe!

    • @uncannysnake
      @uncannysnake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@kevinbuja4373 Lets go brandon

    • @alexander8492
      @alexander8492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kevinbuja4373 let’s go Brandon!

    • @jeremyfong5684
      @jeremyfong5684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He bought the Golden Cock instead

  • @disposable_income_andy
    @disposable_income_andy ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I only took notice again during the scene where they're making fun of Hammond with the music, but Clarkson really does just have a perfect sphere for a stomach just stuck onto the front of his body. He is genuinely proportioned like a cartoon character.

  • @DSPrints_
    @DSPrints_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1924

    Painful seeing them old fuel prices 😰

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Don't worry, thanks to green nonsense from leftists and globalists, it will get much worse.

    • @alectrona6400
      @alectrona6400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      $3.49 a gallon where I live in the US? pain

    • @Simufreund309
      @Simufreund309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@alectrona6400 Where I live in Germany, it's currently as high as 1.67€ per liter for normal unleaded. That's about 6$ a gallon. Premium is now scratching at the 1.80€ mark and still rising.

    • @0Heeroyuy01
      @0Heeroyuy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      still below 2.40 for me :) and thats 91

    • @kevinbuja4373
      @kevinbuja4373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thanks Joe!!

  • @alexleech4490
    @alexleech4490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2145

    Exceptional job editing these clips together: they flow really well, and if I wasn't paying close attention, I could almost believe TG made an entire episode of fuel stops. Well done.

    • @DUFFYISBACK
      @DUFFYISBACK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gotta say that was perfect editing

    • @TVConnorsCrap
      @TVConnorsCrap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How many subs can I get from this comment:
      Current: 396

    • @christians8821
      @christians8821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait it's not?

    • @dorotanoga9024
      @dorotanoga9024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was listening to it while washing up and had the exact same thought.

    • @Mypenisissmallbut
      @Mypenisissmallbut ปีที่แล้ว

      26:08
      I know, the transition here I literally thought he was carrying the jumper cables

  • @MercenaryRandoms
    @MercenaryRandoms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    7:20 early Top Gear cinematography hits different. The later seasons just didn’t have the same look.

    • @junkstewy6990
      @junkstewy6990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      it's somewhat eerie

    • @yeetwchybaban
      @yeetwchybaban 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@junkstewy6990 well

    • @elbowpastatime
      @elbowpastatime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      This entire sequence feels weirdly feeverish
      Amazing

    • @Pana79
      @Pana79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The Maclaren SLR race to Norway remains one of my favourite challenges of all the TG episodes. It is very very very well done. "oooooh I don't like Spunk!!!" :D :D

    • @villagernumber7882
      @villagernumber7882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Denmark at 3AM really hit differently.

  • @Yet_Another_Steve
    @Yet_Another_Steve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    As a result of being old & crumbly but yet modern, here in the UK we measure roads in miles, vehicle dimensions in mm, engines in litres, fuel (and boot space) in litres but fuel economy in mpg. And those three would all give their height in feet & inches.

    • @tadeuszgladysz7387
      @tadeuszgladysz7387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And weight in stones

    • @Yet_Another_Steve
      @Yet_Another_Steve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tadeuszgladysz7387 Yes! 17 in my case. But it's all muscle, I promise...

    • @sirsanti8408
      @sirsanti8408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh lawd at least america has consistent ways of measuring shit haha

    • @nitroxylictv
      @nitroxylictv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sirsanti8408 were one in the same, us in the US use both metric and imperial, but obviously imperial is the more popular option

    • @sirsanti8408
      @sirsanti8408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nitroxylictv I haven’t seen very many other ways unless you’re working with other countries or in some science circles like chemistry or physics

  • @jakeeinhorn175
    @jakeeinhorn175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    At 5:11 when Jeremy counts the radiators in the veyron he says there are 10 but only counts 9 of them

    • @lennyface8195
      @lennyface8195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I initially though I had misheard something, but your comment cleared that up for me.

    • @sportsjefe
      @sportsjefe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@lennyface8195 The 10th he didn't mention is for the air conditioning.

    • @jacqirius
      @jacqirius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sportsjefe exactly

    • @Veyron722skyhook
      @Veyron722skyhook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sportsjefe I thought that 10th one was for the brakes. Correct me if I'm wrong though.

    • @its_only_karma7440
      @its_only_karma7440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Veyron722skyhook you don't need a radiator to cool the brakes m8

  • @233Deadman
    @233Deadman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I do love some of the cuts in these.
    "whilst Jeremy had been investigating the Bob Marley tree, there was another problem with the Mustang."

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2067

    Japan: *has a super cheerful girl manning the pumps*
    China: *the pumps are closed*

    • @Harrylechat01
      @Harrylechat01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      _Hicksville USA they throw rocks_

    • @morrisverschreagen9761
      @morrisverschreagen9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Alabama...

    • @dialga8643
      @dialga8643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Alabama: are y'all gay or something trying to see how long it takes to get beat up in a hick town?

    • @Harrylechat01
      @Harrylechat01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@dialga8643 Inbred throwbacks, and proud of it

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Japan: *is a lovely country with friendly people*
      China: *isn't*

  • @corneliuslagrant1600
    @corneliuslagrant1600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3453

    Admit it, we all died laughing when they came across the Turd Petrol station

    • @engasal
      @engasal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Incorrect

    • @Wet_woofer
      @Wet_woofer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      "Think of the skidmarks" lol

    • @corneliuslagrant1600
      @corneliuslagrant1600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Wet_woofer "Think of the commentary"

    • @CristanioPeweyyy
      @CristanioPeweyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      F1 Turd Petrol motorsport

    • @callumdean
      @callumdean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@corneliuslagrant1600 powered by turd

  • @TehRuiAlv3z
    @TehRuiAlv3z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    "He can spot your beaver from about a mile away"

    • @AmanAli-dc1sy
      @AmanAli-dc1sy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I lost it at that point haha

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That sounds weirdly sexual.

    • @Yashirmare
      @Yashirmare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ps2bndled Because it is, Beaver is slang for vagina in the UK.

    • @IHateYoutubeHandles615
      @IHateYoutubeHandles615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But how was the beaver relevant to the situation, aside from the double entendre?

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@IHateTH-camHandles615 You don't know who Bill Oddie is do you?

  • @Rushy89
    @Rushy89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    the three of them stood there in the Romanian petrol station with that music in the background as they watch that young lady/man deciding whether or not they are attracted or what to say is my all time favourite shot of the three of them.

    • @Minoriscful
      @Minoriscful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The fact they were drinking burn energy drink makes it more amusing since they look like they wonder if they can keep the car

  • @statesidesupercars
    @statesidesupercars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Looking at the fuel prices in the video and then realizing how crazy expensive they are now :(

  • @p-i-c-c-l-e
    @p-i-c-c-l-e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    6:30 vettel is just chillin
    Correction: german driving bloke

  • @alexw3606
    @alexw3606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    26:54... what we were all waiting for!

  • @EnoVarma
    @EnoVarma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This video is probably the most profound documentary made about fuel stations and fuel pumps, ever.

  • @richardsavings6690
    @richardsavings6690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    14:14 The United Bank Of
    M O N E Y

    • @thecosmicyak1370
      @thecosmicyak1370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Have you got a nectar card?

    • @frankietowers1130
      @frankietowers1130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He got that B R E A D

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thecosmicyak1370 😶

    • @Shadow10123
      @Shadow10123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was searching for that comment

  • @connorj6462
    @connorj6462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The station with Vettel is about 5 minutes from me 😂 it’s the nearest Shell station to Silverstone. Gutted I wasn’t getting fuel that day!

  • @LancerloverLL
    @LancerloverLL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    16:18 That is genuinely how I learned what the memory buttons on a calculator do. Quite a handy feature actually.

    • @sukhdevr3489
      @sukhdevr3489 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that the same as the answer button?

  • @KingKraxz
    @KingKraxz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    my favourite is when Hammond takes his tractor to the station, goes shopping, then walks out with a £1000 fuel Bill :D

  • @EliKirkMusic
    @EliKirkMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    The mustang small fuel tank is true apparently. My saabs tank is equally sized and it's a 4 cylinder.

    • @samulivainionpaa9338
      @samulivainionpaa9338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fiat Punto has the same size, if not larger.

    • @NatiiixLP
      @NatiiixLP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's truly hilarious for such a fuel-thirsty car to have such a small fuel tank. In the real world, in everyday traffic, you'd win a race against it in a family car simply because you wouldn't have to refuel.

    • @muffin_the_great
      @muffin_the_great 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ranjuw Viggen

    • @tegrenath
      @tegrenath 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn, I thought my Miata was bad at 12 gallons (45 liters). At least I can get 30mpg if I try.

    • @StarHunter28
      @StarHunter28 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had a Toyota FJ with a 19 gallon that that got 11 mpg consistently

  • @Razor918
    @Razor918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You know it's real good when you get entertained by clips of 3 men who are at gas stations for 30 minutes

  • @tyroneboboo8576
    @tyroneboboo8576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    10:06 them just standing there is what made top gear so funny sometimes

  • @Nebagram
    @Nebagram ปีที่แล้ว +27

    28:16 I've watched the scene dozens of times but I've only just noticed the amount of dust Jeremy kicks up as he buggers off :-D

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I really enjoy this compilation because I think service stations are cool places in general. There aren't many places in the modern world where people actually have a necessity to gather in one place anymore and fuel stations are one of the few where complete strangers from all walks of life find themselves crossing paths for a common purpose. In a way, they're sort of like remnants of the trading posts that you'd see on remote trails of the old West.
    It's just a shame that the landscape has become so commercialized, I miss the old truck stop fuel stations from the 80s where you'd have a whole bar and restaurant on the same lot. Dark nights on the highway demanded a little oasis like that for respite.

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nice comment....well put.

    • @FuckFeminists
      @FuckFeminists 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, even now I think theyre underrated. Of course people who cant afford cars generally cant go to them except on long coach journeys or in someone elses car, but otherwise its one of the interesting places left. Like a moon colony or something, central and nowhere at the same time where people meet briefly but theres a feeling of separation from the built up world as well. Unrelated to the social thing, but I remember a silver-walled toilet in a German service station years ago with a white 'automatic toilet' and I thought I was in a frikking spaceship!

    • @IVR02
      @IVR02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think you're onto something. I think it's especially true with highway rest areas - the ones scattered along Interstates with a few fast food restaurants, a convenience store, maybe a place to get a map, and of course a gas station. There's something very comforting about them to me - to know that all of these people who are going to different places, with different thoughts, different dreams, different goals, are passing through this same liminal space. In that sense, I think there's almost a certain beauty to them. Or maybe I'm just talking out of my ass at 11PM on a Sunday night. I'm not sure.

    • @stryk3r360
      @stryk3r360 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      tesco

    • @fl570
      @fl570 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Very interesting and agreeable point. Enjoy them while they're around!

  • @panderzextreme2210
    @panderzextreme2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    10:50 to 11:40 (Hammond really 'loves' that Mustang). That's probably one of the funniest fuel stops that happened to them.

    • @nicholascafasso3649
      @nicholascafasso3649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for someone with the same opinion.

    • @bguobadia5569
      @bguobadia5569 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What is that song they played?

    • @Geheimnis-c2e
      @Geheimnis-c2e 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​@@bguobadia5569Marvin Gaye - Let's get it on

  • @emochic100
    @emochic100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I discovered yesterday that I also look like a teapot when I fill up. I saw myself in the window yesterday and went "oh god, I am Clarkson"

  • @julrudbor
    @julrudbor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    James: “Did you try your Romanian on him?”
    Jeremy: “or her”
    💀

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The look on her face as well.

    • @julrudbor
      @julrudbor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bigfudge2031 he did a great job fueling up

    • @ds_78
      @ds_78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bigfudge2031 Or his? 😂

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@bigfudge2031 Yeah, it's painfully obvious she knew exactly what they were saying lol

    • @jennifersivewright3117
      @jennifersivewright3117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cringe. Reminds me of being a child. Always being called a boy.

  • @RDSyafriyar
    @RDSyafriyar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    4:17
    Oh how accurate. I'd say the Hellcat is as loud as Judgement letting off the chains, and as thirsty as Modeus watching an eye on her man.

    • @thedebug3866
      @thedebug3866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tonight on bottom gear,
      this

    • @RDSyafriyar
      @RDSyafriyar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thedebug3866 hehehehe
      I do sometimes have a pretty bizzare kink of making such a comparison, ever since a little Polish game about collecting cute demons slowly grew in my taste.

    • @jessemosgrove2027
      @jessemosgrove2027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thedebug3866 tonight on bottom gear James falls off a bridge. Richard loose his mind. Jeremy gets a gear lever up his rectum.

  • @Amm17ar
    @Amm17ar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Only these three could make a 30 min video on gas station visits worth watching.

  • @MrTea101
    @MrTea101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    My god, when petrol used to cost 79p a litre and the last time I saw that was 2007. 89p 2009, then suddenly £1 litre and stayed more than that ever since.

    • @teabagtowers3823
      @teabagtowers3823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now it's like £1.30 something got to love a bit of inflation.

    • @miika6739
      @miika6739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Where i'm from it's around 1.80€, which is about 1.53£ per liter.

    • @Manu-Official
      @Manu-Official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      and then since, the media/petrol moguls/politicians created a petrol buying frenzy (not enough lorry drivers because brexit), the price shot up at 150.9 and stayed there ever since.

    • @TheWeepingDalek
      @TheWeepingDalek 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yup. having a telsa never felt more funny. seeing you idiot queue up. i was laughing my ass off.

    • @sameerishaque7635
      @sameerishaque7635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheWeepingDalek 🤣🤣😂😜😜😜🤣😂😊🤣😜😜

  • @artemnoelgames
    @artemnoelgames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    “He can spot your beaver from about a mile away” 😂😂😂 legendary!

    • @ERROR-je1wv
      @ERROR-je1wv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that had me going for a while

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Am I missing some kind of reference, or is it meant exactly as it sounds?

    • @artemnoelgames
      @artemnoelgames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bigfudge2031 it’s exactly as it sounds lo

    • @wenchfisterx
      @wenchfisterx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In Canada beaver is woman's hairy... Beaver...

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bigfudge2031 It's a reference to a chap in the UK on the telly who said exactly the same thing....in all innocence.
      Bill Oddie....on some serious wildlife programme.

  • @ps2516
    @ps2516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    2:15 thanks jeremy i too now play james bond when fuelling up because of you.

  • @jean-christophebriolin8989
    @jean-christophebriolin8989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    4:57
    Clarkson: James, I have run out of money!
    May: What an interesting predicament 🙂

    • @sambhavchalla4984
      @sambhavchalla4984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What Episode was that from?

    • @sukhdevr3489
      @sukhdevr3489 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@sambhavchalla4984 Series 7 episode 3

  • @n3bulav876
    @n3bulav876 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    4:50 I’m not sure why James’ teapot roast was this funny 😂

  • @itmightbejude
    @itmightbejude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is the top gear compilation I never knew I needed

  • @Top_Gear_Clips_Central
    @Top_Gear_Clips_Central 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    turd petrol, the best oil company

    • @katalinasashkov1893
      @katalinasashkov1893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why don't they sponsor a Formula One team?

    • @RedRhino49
      @RedRhino49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@katalinasashkov1893 Haas F1 team. Powered by turd

    • @trevorphilips2947
      @trevorphilips2947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RedRhino49 and 2020 Ferrari.

    • @dumbshuck
      @dumbshuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RedRhino49 Think of the skid marks.

    • @RyuzoSan19
      @RyuzoSan19 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dumbshuck Think of the commentary!

  • @Stormysteamie
    @Stormysteamie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    0:58 This was the first episode of Top Gear I ever watched. Oh, the nostalgia.

    • @Stormysteamie
      @Stormysteamie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TikTok Best-Shorts Idk. I wish I could remember. I just randomly found it on Netflix and then it just disappeared.

    • @martiesmartieparty
      @martiesmartieparty 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TikTok Best-Shorts i think series 18 episode 1

  • @Imsaptouw
    @Imsaptouw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "And whilst Jeremy was investigating the Bob Marley tree, there was another problem with the Mustang "

  • @blakekuhlmann2143
    @blakekuhlmann2143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the sleep depravation while driving is no joke. ive been 30 hours into a day and driving is terrifying, bang energy in hand and full awareness you need to stay focused, yet you cant help but drift off.

  • @rafidhossain2804
    @rafidhossain2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Appreciation for your hard work ♠

  • @felicix
    @felicix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    at 16:12 is the essence that made this show great. No matter how much money you throw at a show, this type of chemestry is priceless.

  • @BensPlanesTrainsProductions
    @BensPlanesTrainsProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Can't stop laughing when James tells Richard that Jeremy stands likes a tea pot and is right Bicep is bigger than his left one.

  • @freki3545
    @freki3545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    THE STIG STANDING IN LINE TO PAY FOR HIS GAS LMAO

  • @Rozes_xi9
    @Rozes_xi9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love the "Bank of Money" card they gave The Stig like he's a literal child.

  • @demonslayerproductions
    @demonslayerproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    These guys never get old

    • @marcuspoosz2190
      @marcuspoosz2190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well.....they do.

    • @dmer-zy3rb
      @dmer-zy3rb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they are literally old since 15 years.

    • @CarringtonHollister
      @CarringtonHollister ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They’re the real kings of Top Gear

  • @callumdean
    @callumdean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    2:35 we can only dream again about petrol being 78p 😂😂

    • @danielsherwood3880
      @danielsherwood3880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This has aged even better now

    • @catalintimofti1117
      @catalintimofti1117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielsherwood3880 even better

    • @Christoff1996
      @Christoff1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was £1.85 when I filled up today 😳

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@catalintimofti1117 even better

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Christoff1996 it’s £1.95 here

  • @perkmaster979
    @perkmaster979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When your car journalism carrier is soo massive that just petrol pump segments of 5 to 10 seconds make up 30mins of content... Damn!

  • @BillehBobJoe
    @BillehBobJoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    James: Have you tried your Romanian on him?
    Jeremy: [Gritting teeth] ...or her...or her

    • @conorjackson4123
      @conorjackson4123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best bit

    • @123456bmx
      @123456bmx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed so hard for that one lol

  • @tracemarto1288
    @tracemarto1288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    9:56 “it tastes like it’s good for, no no”
    “You could run an Aston on this stuff” 😂😂😂

  • @beautifulday1665
    @beautifulday1665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    11:06 that's absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mbmism
    @Mbmism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The fuel density tip is pretty good, his genius truly knows no bounds!

    • @Elliemaeggles
      @Elliemaeggles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You could even say that it’s almost frightening!

    • @jon2922
      @jon2922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hate to break this to you but the fuel density thing is mostly rubbish, yes fuel does get more dense when it's cold but it's also stored in underground tanks where the temperature is basically the same all year round at about 10° + or - a couple of degrees between summer and winter.

    • @Mbmism
      @Mbmism 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jon2922 aah cheers, makes sense.. so basically this tip is not applicable to countries like the UK.

    • @jon2922
      @jon2922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Mbmism not really applicable anywhere that buries it's petrol tanks more than a metre down.

  • @aleahy299
    @aleahy299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    James having to saw open his filler cap is my favourite

  • @initiald975
    @initiald975 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:29 - Felt that before after pulling an all nighter for an engineering assignment, then leaving the campus at 3 am after originally starting it with no breaks around 5pm the previous day. It's a very weird experience to have.

  • @adamwick7030
    @adamwick7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The Aston Martian has better gas mileage than my Volkswagen

    • @AkairuNoAme
      @AkairuNoAme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      From here on I will always say "Aston Martian", that's on par with Clarkson level genius, this! Brilliant! It generates enough gravity to attract VW carbon back from the atmosphere.

    • @malice6081
      @malice6081 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And my truck

  • @nikerailfanningttm9046
    @nikerailfanningttm9046 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    25:50 oh the sound of a Northstar V8. I loved that engine. I had one in my 2008 DTS, and it was a whopping 275HP! I sold the car to a fellow family member, so the car is still in the family. GM for the win!!!!

  • @kamilianos
    @kamilianos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Jeremy in Japan has to be the best bit :)

  • @SternLX
    @SternLX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "And whilst Jeremy was investigating the Bob Marley tree..."
    Cracks me up every time. Probably just a simple Hemp bush.

  • @DionLewiis
    @DionLewiis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Seeing Clarkson fill up with diesel for 78.9p per litre…. Now the price is literally double that. That said… the living wage back when it was filmed was also about half of what it is now

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And the cost of everyday essentials is soaring.

    • @gamma_dablam
      @gamma_dablam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like 2.5x now

    • @yeetabix2752
      @yeetabix2752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey uh about that

  • @christophergomez8830
    @christophergomez8830 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As an American its comforting to see that "Truck stops" are essentially the Same around the world.. knick knacks, bad food and junk. Really brings the world together with the small things lol

  • @SparkyCas
    @SparkyCas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    James may and hammond being caught in the "o no" situations with redheads might be the most enticing but terrifying soap opera like moments ever.

  • @Srokaldinho
    @Srokaldinho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:06 I drove 15 hours from Rome to Munich taking the rout through Switzerland. Going even longer? F***ing hell...

    • @BIGxPAPAxRYAN
      @BIGxPAPAxRYAN หลายเดือนก่อน

      That barely gets you from kentucky to florida in the states thats crazy lol

  • @LordSeth-hf8ew
    @LordSeth-hf8ew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    honestly didn't think there would be this much footage

  • @elirien4264
    @elirien4264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every time I watch these guys, I want to go on a road trip.

  • @samster4044
    @samster4044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    27:58 Richard saying this is perfect meme material

    • @itsPikachu
      @itsPikachu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally me and the lads on roblox

  • @PortugueseGringo1987
    @PortugueseGringo1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    imagine pulling into a petrol station in the UK and paying less than £1.20 per litre. seeing these pumps put in more litres than £ or the same litres as £ is seriously depressing.

    • @dishwashingdishes
      @dishwashingdishes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly its insane, costs me £1.65 a litre as my car only runs on e5 and not this e10 thats been introduced

    • @dbio305
      @dbio305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meanwhile in the US, inflation has led to fuel prices as high as 7$ a gallon

    • @PortugueseGringo1987
      @PortugueseGringo1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dbio305 equivalent in UK would be $7.57. but given ur fuel has always been cheap you guys must be getting hit pretty bad by it. ours has just been a steady incline over past 10-15 years. but would say in past 4 years has gone up about 30p or 40 cents

    • @PortugueseGringo1987
      @PortugueseGringo1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dishwashingdishes feel ur pain bud, i still remember it being 80p a litre and there being a strike cos of the price breaking the £1 marker

    • @zake881
      @zake881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PortugueseGringo1987 past 4 years? Just the past 'fuel crisis' increased it by 20p or more😂 and that was if you could find any

  • @bittertruth0000
    @bittertruth0000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Uploaded again still watched the whole video because I love them so much I can watch them millions of time and thank you so much for uploading videos like thses 🙏.

  • @posterunkowytv
    @posterunkowytv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    15:22 WHEN CLARKSON SEES HIS VIDEOS IN A SHOP...

  • @kacor0078
    @kacor0078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I love how calculating mpg makes so little sense even they have problems calculating it..

    • @jacobg5122
      @jacobg5122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How many miles you drove ÷ how many gallons you used. How is that hard to figure out?

    • @thef726
      @thef726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@jacobg5122 the problem is that basically everywhere else in the world you use kilometers and liters instead of gallons and miles, making the conversion more difficult. Also, a lot of people won't even understand the result because you can't put it into perspective if you are used to liters per 100 km for fuel efficiency.

    • @jacobg5122
      @jacobg5122 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thef726
      I guess that makes sense, because I don't think I could do liters/km off the top of my head. I know a liter is a little more than a quart, and a kilometer is roughly 0.6 miles, so 1 mile per gallon is about 3.8l/1.5km. And it's probably just as unintuitive in the other direction as well.

    • @JellyLocke
      @JellyLocke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacobg5122 a litre is 1000ml. A km is 1000 metres. Its pretty easy to do the math...

    • @jacobg5122
      @jacobg5122 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JellyLocke
      Yeah and it's easy for me to do miles per gallon because that's what I've been doing all my life. But I'm saying I can see how it would be difficult for someone who grew up doing it with different units. Besides. I don't have a reference for what a milliliter is because we don't use them in the US. So knowing that a liter is 1000ml (which I did know) doesn't mean anything. I can tell you a gallon is 4 quarts, but unless you know what a quart is, that still doesn't tell you what a gallon is.

  • @HexlGaming
    @HexlGaming 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how Clarkson, Hammond and May did not at all care, ever. That just gave everything that much more spice. It's like 3 business guys on their sunday stroll. I love it. I need that in my life

  • @vitamc1213
    @vitamc1213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I did not know there'd be 29 minutes of footage of them at petrol stations 🤣

  • @pjjjj4532
    @pjjjj4532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These guy will forever be legends

  • @smallben7744
    @smallben7744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Kind of weird how simple gas station stops created to many memorable moments

  • @Nebuloid1
    @Nebuloid1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man this just makes me want to watch all those specials, again.

  • @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo
    @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The great television series ever created.

  • @averagerow1029
    @averagerow1029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm late to the party but I love the fact that fuel was that cheap once upon a time - great nostalgia this video!

  • @RazorSharp75426
    @RazorSharp75426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I liked the one where Hammond filled his Mustang from the rear and his co-presenters made fun of him by playing "Lets Get It On" in a gas/petrol station, while "humping their cars"

  • @tackycomrade
    @tackycomrade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Wowww. Not too long ago a litre fuel was actually less than £1. The good times.

    • @TheWeepingDalek
      @TheWeepingDalek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and all it took was selling weapons to terrorist-supporting Saudi governments

    • @SaintCrownMusic
      @SaintCrownMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes, the good times indeed 👀

  • @megaverner
    @megaverner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That Japanese petrol pump lady was so adorable 😍

  • @kylel2988
    @kylel2988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had not realized the difference between a gallon in the UK and a gallon in the US before this video! Almost a whole liter difference!

  • @shaunflanagan8735
    @shaunflanagan8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Jeremy eating spunk at a petrol station but😂😂😂

    • @KevinKickChannel
      @KevinKickChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He could’ve had the fruity ones, but he took the salty licorice ones lmao

    • @darthmasterwindu9237
      @darthmasterwindu9237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is spunk supposed to be a sweet

    • @erikankerstjerne312
      @erikankerstjerne312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@darthmasterwindu9237 Yes it's liquorice or winegum. The word spunk does not mean the same thing in danish as it does in english.

    • @phreak761
      @phreak761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@erikankerstjerne312 Do you swallow spunk?

    • @jeepneygang
      @jeepneygang 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's where most spunk is consumed

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:02 I live near 4 gas stations owned by different companies. 3 of them have their pumps set up to do this if you don't have your hand on the pump constantly. It's very annoying.

    • @dannysamsam2467
      @dannysamsam2467 ปีที่แล้ว

      What season and episode is this please

  • @TycoonTitian01
    @TycoonTitian01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    13:08 British man trying to understand American gas stations

  • @user-gm7lv1ce7n
    @user-gm7lv1ce7n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The Japanese fuel attendant was so nice ☺️☺️☺️

    • @XXX-cr5cf
      @XXX-cr5cf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yea, straight from japanese porn ;)

  • @Havok135
    @Havok135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "he can spot your beaver from a mile away".....gdi im dying over here....

  • @quickgamer19l92
    @quickgamer19l92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    im amazed how theres compilations for things like refueling stations, love this show

  • @TheNamesArif
    @TheNamesArif 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Is no one gonna talk about the last clip? this kind of stuff is what I love. It makes the adrenaline go nuts. Seriously tho that karen got a fucking army

    • @m0314700308891515
      @m0314700308891515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah but I guarantee none of them can shoot for shit. You could be three queens in an Elton John dildo mobile and be perfectly safe with even basic pistol skills.

    • @xKuukkelix
      @xKuukkelix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      America moment

    • @alexrekzu4079
      @alexrekzu4079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      called a script

    • @m0314700308891515
      @m0314700308891515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Eric Nunya As a life long shooter who actually goes to the range I know 99% of gun people from all backgrounds are absolutely garbage with firearms. You are the rarest of exceptions.
      Everyone in your state getting beat by high schoolers should have tipped you off that they're not very good.

    • @thealmightyjack
      @thealmightyjack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      $5 says it was totally staged by the production team from the get-go since they weren't getting enough of a reaction.

  • @Recessio
    @Recessio 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    13:42 "See if you talk like Hugh Grant, you can get anywhere" always cracks me up

  • @WolvieX23
    @WolvieX23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    4:10 “HIV what??” 😂

  • @teethendrikson
    @teethendrikson ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The chemistry between these three idiots simply can't be matched. I love them