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Dear sweet Emkay, Please give Robin some of the fun and cute ones. I think he needs a vacation from the rage inducing ones XD
EmKay: "no it makes us money 😎"
@@jgcoverkknot5701 I'm with this peep! Love the Robin rants lol
That's like asking "Please give our workers a vacation from having to deal with the self entitled customers! 🙏"
@@jgcoverkknot5701 it wouldn't hurt them to switch the roles around every now and then
@@FlawlessFrivolity …exactly
I've never heard Robin actually yell until he said "WE ERADICATED IT, ASSHOLE" and that was one of the funniest emkay moments I've ever seen
Yeah.
I don’t really know what else to say besides “yeah”
@@lukerdood3862 yeah
@@lukerdood3862 yeah dood
yeah
yeah
0:00 What? Everyone here is incorrect!
Titanoboa was not the largest reptile during the Age of Dinosaurs, for two reasons.
-There were definitely larger animals, like Diplodocus, Brachiosaurus, and Argentinosaurus.
-Titanoboa came around after the K/T extinction event!
yeah i was so confused when I read the post
We now know that a lot of them were warm-blooded, feathery etc. Having these traits does not "feel" reptile and maybe that's the distinction they were making
Was thinking the same thing good thing me being a absolute pre human history nerd paid off for once
Oh I thought they came around after "The Conjunction of the spheres" (The Witcher Reference btw)
@@mabrurhrivu4998 Even then it would be incorect as reptiels like Tylosaurus, mosasaurus ,pliosaurus, deinosuchus and sarcosuchus and many other reptiles were larger then titanoboa
“We eradicated it A**Hole”
Got me dying of laughter the sheer fact it needed be said with the anger behind it is perfect
10:53 “EVERYTHING IS RANDOM! THERE IS NO MEANING! WE ARE STARDUST! BUM BA DUM BA BUM BUM BUM” I burst out laughing at the We Are Farmers reference
As an Aussie, Robin's pronunciation of Melbourne and Darwin is not only accurate but got me rolling 🤣
Same 💀
Fr
why are you laughing if he pronounced it right?
@@orbitsomnia he said it right but the thick Australian accent caught me off guard
time stamp?
The fact that we have an entire subreddit for this makes me realize how doomed we're as a civilization. I haven't even got pass the one minute mark and I'm already loosing brain cells.
Edit: In case some you guys are not aware, this is a joke.
losing*
Hey dude, don't give up on humanity as a whole just yet. This whole subreddit is for pointing out the dumb things some people say, but the fact that so many people recognize these statements as false means there's so many more smart people than there are dumb. Don't let a few bad apples spoil the whole batch.
hey if it makes you feel better and put a little more faith in humanity there are TH-cam bots that are nice e.g ‘bots are just jealous because flamingo’s content is better!’. I find it wholesome
@@target-floor-hummus see!? They spelled losing wrong, that's how many braincells they lost from this video!
I'm bookin' a flight out of America whenever I can. Tokyo, Amsterdam, Madrid I don't care where the fūķ I go. Just anywhere but here.
5:42 As a Deaf person, some of us actually have disorders that affect both hearing and balance. For me it's a vestibular cisorder that causes reduced hearing and some balance issues
That’s interesting how is shit going being deaf
@@jacksonm6969 it's interesting. Quite frustrating how many people mumble all the time, and masks have been terrible for lipreading. But my parents were hearing and now I'm learning ASL and becoming a part of the Desf community finally! So now I can communicate without using so much energy to just hear people. Thanks for asking!
@@fiveelevenevan so how much energy does it take to hear
@@stevelansfordsaveukraine8751 can't really explain it but if people are mumbling or can't properly use my accommodations, I'll be burnt out at the end of the day
I’m hard of hearing and I have issues with balance as well.
14:50 actually, some dentists do use sugars, by the name of xylitol or sorbitol. it's good for your teeth, and can actually help your teeth. this is what most dentist candies are made out of, and part of the stuff in some toothpastes. This stuff can be used as a replacement for sugar, in things like gum and baking, although it may not taste as good as cane or processed sugar.
No, those aren't sugars. They're sugar alcohols, which are actually not sugars or alcohols, they just have a similar chemical structure to both - but aren't the same as either. So the post is still wrong. They're considered sweeteners, though. This is at least what Google said.
There was a girl I knew who genuinely believed that girls pee out of the same place that they give birth and I was just like 💀
Well, that’s neurotypicals for you - they hate reading nonfiction books. Then they wonder why the sun isn’t visible everywhere on Earth at once.
@@ARCtheCartoonMaster ??? Doesn't being neurotypical mean you are average and have no mental/intellectual disorder
And who would read a nonfiction books to find out where girls pee?? That should be very common knowledge if you are a girl yourself, there's no reason that someone of average intelligence can't figure it out unless they have some sort of memory issue
@@ARCtheCartoonMaster as someone who is neurodivrrgent, I think it’s unfair to group neurotypicals into that category. Not ever neurotypical acts that way. At one point I hated reading, did that make me neurotypical despite my diagnosis? No.
@@ARCtheCartoonMaster I have only read 3 nonfiction books willingly and I still know information 😃
Robin's descent into madness with "Everything is random! There is no meaning! We are stardust!" is beautiful. I think I'm going to add that to my list of things to sing to myself when things go bad.
Is that a song?
@@jacksonm6969 The jingle for Farmer's Insurance - "We are Farmer's! Bum-badum-ba-bum-bum-bum!"
To add on that: everything is random, and yet well ordered and understandable. It is not chaos without, but within.
@denverarnold6210 and, underneath and above the order, is more chaos. Layers of chaos and order, stacked infinitely in both directions, like the most f*cked up crepe cake ever.
@@irosquaredboku I would have said onion or parfait, but you do you.
4:40 Saying 13,000 pennies is like 4 bucks is almost as bad as saying that it's $13,000.
I was thinking the same thing
@The Skull Emoji Yes.
another confidently incorrect 😂
are none of you aware that what he said was satire...?
@@duckified. If it is satire then he needs to work on his delivery. It wouldn't really make much sense to use satire in this context along with the fact that nothing he says in the rest of the video is satirical.
He also says later that he doesn't do math with one of the simplest math problems you can get.
The more logical conclusion is that he is simply not good at math.
10:38, there is a problem here. Here are some things to note: He died before his birthday. and nowhere in the world are you born at the age of 1 (Maybe some exceptions but in this case it doesn't matter). So, he was
0-1996
1-1997
2-1998
3-1999
4-2000
5-2001
6-2002
6-2003 (He died before his birthday)
Therefor he died at the age of six.
Was about to comment the same thing
What do you mean by "some exceptions"?
@@zeyre5136 in many East Asian countries they count the time you were in the womb and add a year when the new year comes
Yep I instantly saw where her math was wrong lol
No fucking shit bro, no way
The tampon one made me laugh so hard because it is hilarious to see men try to figure out period stuff. Like it isn't even offensive, just extremely funny.
You mean because it’s hilarious to see neurotypicals and/or Americans figure out period stuff.
Yes, I know American women are a thing, but normally the stereotype is that Americans suck at X field of knowledge.
It's funny and (I'm going to sound like an idiot) but people who don't get periods explaining how they think periods work just makes me smile because I may know nothing about them, I at least know enough to know how wrong they are. This probably doesn't make sense I jus
how do some people not know women have 3 holes tho
I'm a man yet I still understand.
@@Youmadfrfr They have more than that I think...
I love this subreddit. As stupid as I feel sometimes, at least I'm not doing whatever the hell these people are doing. My sympathies for having to read these, Sir Robin.
14:37 Just thought I would explain 2+5(8-5)=17 and heres why:
2+5(8-5)
when a number is before a bracket it is multiplying
2+5x(8-5)
We work out what goes inside the bracket first
2+5x(3)
Now we do the multiplying
2+15
Now we add
17
The order in which we do this is dictated by BODMAS (be warned there are some occasions where this doesn't apply)
Brackets
Orders (stuff like to the power of/ rooting)
Division
Multiplication
Addition
Subtraction
In this equation we used B(S), M, A Even though subtraction comes last on the scale it was inside of brackets making it first.
YES !! I usually suck at math so I was so confused why this comment was showcased like it was the wrong answer, given the context of the video and the subreddit. I was worried I missed something when I got 17 and went straight to the comments to see if someone would maybe explain how it was wrong. Turns out it was correct o/
@@calixtatepes5225 glad I could be of service :)
A thing to remember (that a lot of people seem to forget) is that multiplication and division have the same "priority" in an equation (just like addition and subtraction), in that when there are multiple instances of either, they are done left to right.
After all, dividing is just multiplying by a decimal, and subtracting is just adding a negative value.
While it won't matter with addition and subtraction, failing to remember this might make an equation like 9:3x6 give an answer of 1/2 instead of 18 (that is, if you use PEMDAS and forget this rule; that's why both PEMDAS and BODMAS are correct, as long as this rule is adhered to).
Thank god I was doubting myself
You could also use distribution no?
Fun NASA fact: they had the technology to get a team to the moon. They *barely* had the technology to get them back. In fact one plan was just to keep sending them supplies until they figured it out. And they definitely did not have the technology to fake the moon landing
Hollywood definitely could fake it if they wanted to. Look at the sci fi films that came out as far back as the 70s and 80s. I know Apollo was a real thing but it's incorrect to think Hollywood didn't have the means to fake it.
We totally faked the moon landing!!
... But to make it realistic we had to do it on location, you know how these things are.
Said that to someone who told me that we faked the moon landing and they got really mad at me...
It would be more impressive if they *did* fake it
@@povotaknight2063 true, if they did somehow end up faking it you couldn't even be mad, that'd be incredibly impressive
Genuine question: if they had the technology to get there and back, what are they working on now?
4:09
It is very disappointing that these information is only taught to just the girls, as if the guys don't give a shit about it. Like it is so infuriating. Think about a single dad trying to raise a daughter. How tf is he supposed to help her if he himself doesn't know wtf is happening to his daughter. And our society makes it so awkward and cringe to talk about these things to boys
It's called being neurotypical - neurotypicals *hate* reading encyclopedias, so they grow up as dumbasses. And for some reason, it's stereotypically associated with Americans.
Learn. The tools in modern day are easily accessible that you can access this information with relative ease through things like Google and Wikipedia.
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon The problem is that boys should just be taught it
@@BirdThatEatsPrometheussLiver Self-learning should be just as encouraged as teaching.
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon I agree with that, but do you really trust people to learn the right things? I think you're overestimating people's intelligence, I can guarantee to you a good percentage of them would fall for blatant misinformation and wouldn't question it because the education system failed them
The internet is great for finding information on lots of topics, but unfortunately it is not curated
10:27 - took a second to realize that she assumed the child was born at the age of 1.
“I’m opening my can of water”
-Robin 2023
dude hearing the blips makes me so much more confident in myself. i’ve wanted to be a voice actor for a while but i felt like because i kept messing up while reading aloud, i couldn’t do it. thank you, EmKay!
Fun fact: Colder weather actually makes solar panels more efficient.
What?
May I have an explanation please?
@@FakeRDSamurai Electrons are at rest (low energy) in cooler temperatures. When these electrons are activated by increasing sunlight (high energy), a greater difference in voltage is attained by a solar panel, which creates more energy.
@@w6a349 oooh thanks
yes i'm aware and i find this very "cool"
a good part of this subreddit is just
" *You* know, *I* don't think that *we* should use pronouns because *they* are against *my* beliefs"
the bot above me forgot that handles are used for usernames in comments and replies
Can you tell me how to do bold text?i don't want to do a s p r e a d effect.
@@JarekHardysz place them around asterisks. so like * text * without the spaces.
@@LeafyLeafbloom *thanks*
I love watching flat earthers completely misunderstand gravity and stuff.
Re: the hunger game actress quote: Apparently she meant that lead females in action movies were rare, and said that the fact that everyone jumping to disagree with the same 4-5 movies proves her point lol
0:07 as a Christian this made me laugh cuz I know damn well that dinosaurs did exist ☠️
So true
I'm a Christian, but those kinds of people make me understand why people choose to be atheists💀
@@TangleKelper I'm a Muslim (I know that evolution is real) , same for me bro
@@TangleKelper Honestly, the fact that people *choose* to be atheists instead of just being atheists from the get-go really concerns me.
Thank you for existing. My sanity has been preserved for another day.
I'm worried that, one day, Robin is going to blow a blood vessel trying to make it through some of the subreddits..
Nothing a Big Mac can't fix 😀
@@FlawlessFrivolity username checks out
@@FlawlessFrivolity yep 😀
9:10 It's even literally in the name.
Great Britain: The big island that contains England, Wales, Scotland
Ireland: The smaller island that contains the Republic of Ireland and Norther Ireland
UK: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, i.e. all of the big island (for now) and a small part of the small island.
PS: Smaller islands around GB and their affiliation are lef out here, because they're not at the heart of the issue.
That’s what I forgot. Wales. I knew Great Britain was England Scotland and the other one on the main land, and Ireland was the was separated from the rest
I don’t feel bad for not knowing. I have never had it explained to me once, like ever. NA Education didn’t think once that telling me about the current state of the world was a good idea, but gee learning about the American Civil War 5 separate times, boy was that ever important.
“Titanoboa’s aren’t reptiles” as someone who loves snakes, that’s one of the most painful thing I’ve ever heard
0:19 i love how whales are also mammals and they do indeed do not live on the ground.
watching videos like this helps me a lot with not embarassing myself because I'm stupid as well lol
There's stupid and then there's confidentlyincorrect stupid. I used to read tales from tech support posts to my mother to make her feel better about her computer skills or lack thereof. At least she never used a mouse on the monitor screen.
*I love Robins narrations but I hope his sanity stays safe sometimes I wonder how he feels after some of these subreddits specially the ones where he gets real mad :(*
@djemkaykim737 REPORT SCAM AAAAHHHHHHH
please emkay give him r/aww-
@@cigarettedaydr3am *?*
The titanaboa one was so funny lol I’m pretty sure they were saying it was incorrect for the wrong reason though titanaboa lived after the dinosaur went extinct
Yup it lived during the Paleocene right after the dinosaurs went extinct. So I guess that one is a double confidently incorrect.
Yeah lol
Also unless that snake was a juvenile then I think that sauropods are larger
also the sauropods were bigger reptiles
Yeah, and it's only the largest SNAKE ever, not largest reptile
As an English person, the amount of people I've actually come across that believe the UK and GB are the same thing (even in my country) makes me want to cry. At a basic level, GB is the island composed of the three countries of England, Scotland and Wales and the UK is GB + Northern Ireland. It's not that difficult, seriously
10:55
"We are stardust!" (Farmer's insurance jingle)
6:36 damn, Robin has had enough
When Robin screamed at the “small pox” I was surprised to hear him scream then laughed at how sudden it was 😂
How do these people go through freaking *primary* school without ever hearing about pronouns? It's like not learning about adjectives or prepositions.
they are fully aware. it's just that unless they pretend not to understand, they can't justify their bigotry
@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Nah. They stopped learning and started feeding from the garbage pile of right-wing propaganda. And because they never learned the admittedly difficult skill of cross-checking and learning across different fields, they fail to apply knowledge they once had to realize they're being BS'd.
I do agree with Mr. Walsh on this but I really don't care what made up pronouns you want to use to refer to yourself if it will make you feel better go for it. I don't think Forcing a change in speech and language is gonna force people to respect you though.
... Yeahhhh exactly... What's a preposition again?
He probably has a basic understanding of pronouns, its just the internet pays him to ignore that and go on unhinged rants against trans people
14:40 he’s right though. Parenthesis first, so 8-5=3, and since there’s no symbol between the 5 on the outside and the parenthesis itself, the equation becomes 2+5x3. multiplication comes first, so it ends up being 2+15=17
the confidently incrrect is the one that got 21.
I don’t know why I didn’t notice that, you are correct, thank you for pointing out they said that.
0:11 bro all three of the messages at the beginning are stupid
1: dinosaurs are reptiles, and many dinosaurs are WAY larger than Titanoboa EDIT: also titanoboa wasn’t even around with the dinosaurs lol
2: snakes are reptiles
3: using a Bible against things literally set in stone isn’t the best evidence
I mean, the antlers coming off do hurt, but that’s not human interference and you can just pick them off of the ground, since the deer take them off themselves
theyre taken from dead deer...
dead deer aint feeling any pain by my knowledge.
@@plutonicattic7995 They are not, which is precisely the point.
I absolutely loved the "We are stardust!" in the Farmer's Insurance jingle
14:13 Can of water? Ah heck yeah, Liquid Death!
Just to clarify, Liquid Death is the name of the brand, it’s regular water but under the philosophy of “Death to plastic”, so it’s awesome
Yet, all aluminium cans have plastic lining on the inside.
@@huuskari174 Dammit… Good to know!
0:55 I'd be more concerned about finding male cow names on my yoghurt tbh 💀
💀 > ☠️
Yooo hi Matt
@@speedy7565 Hello there
“bats are birds”
💀
He really didnt think that through 💀💀💀
But they fly, and them government drone things (''birds'') fly, so bats dont exist
@@Glegh Just what I came here to say. And also that must mean that Batman doesn't exist!
@@President_Starscream BATMAN IS A ROBOT DRONE?
@@leanman6537 The evidence certainly points in that direction.
14:35 Ok, here’s I would do the equation:
1. Solve the parentheses(8-5)
2+5(3)
2. Multiply 5 and 3. Multiplication does not always go before division, but it sure as heck always goes before addition.
2+15
3. Finally, do the addition.
17
That's not just how you would do the equation that's how it's supposed to be done
I was wondering if I was just stupid when I did it the exact same way and the post made it seem like the person saying it's 17 was in the wrong. I'm so glad to have found this comment, I was seriously doubting myself lol
yes!
I'm not gonna lie I think you just inadvertently helped me understand math better than ever before
@@layfeparrish8425 When one random TH-cam comment under a video about reddit memes actually teaches you better than your education system.
This subreddit is probably one of my favorites because it makes me feel less stupid
nothing caught me more off guard in this video than robin's cover of the farmer's insurance jingle. Immediately had me singing it myself and then breaking down laughing. 10:53
I worry for Robin's blood pressure... hope you're doing some good deescalation after recording these. It's validating to see someone who gets as mad and passionate about these things as I do, but I speak from experience when I say stress is noooot super great for hypertension.
I contract a disease every time I look at this subreddit
@djemkaykim737 no hablo ingles
i like this subreddit bc it makes me feel smart
Would not entirely recommend a glass pan for baking bread, to be fair. Glass is technically an insulator, so while your bread will bake eventually, it will take longer to bake on the side that's in contact with the glass than on the side that's in contact with the air (the general recommendation is to bake 10 more minutes in a glass pan than a metal one) - meaning your bread may be burnt on top by the time it's done below. Glass pans are better for things that are allowed to crisp up on top (or you have to cover it in aluminium foil partway through baking).
The one with the damn "bats aren't mammals" got me laughing.
In the first one, everybody was wrong: Titanaboa was after the dinosaurs.
9:20 Edit: I spent like twenty minutes writing this so please read it!!
42, you’re not gonna trip me up with things from second grade despite the fact I’m doing algebra now, yes I’m being serious, their sister was 2 years older than them because she was twice their age(2x2 = 4), so the sister would always be 2 years older than her sibling. All you really have to do is know multiplication and not overthink it like I used to do then, and kinda of still do now, I have always been in AIG for all of my core classes, so this kind of problem isn’t really hard for me anymore. Note that I did overthink this at first due to the fact that I’ve been dealing with this( y=mx+b , Ax+By=C , y-y1=m(x-x1) , and other bull) for the last several months. I know this is kinda got off topic, but I just felt the need to clarify that this isn’t something that you should overthink and it is extremely simple. So if anyone had gotten frustrated because you felt the need to solve the problem like I did, here’s your answer.
Thats the point, they are incorrect
@@VirtualNukeOfficial Ik lol
This is a true gamer moment.
1:07 Here, let me handle it. YOU DONT GO LEFT TO RIGHT
Here's the steps:
5 + 1 x 10
5 + 10 (1 x 10 = 10)
5 + 10 = 15
If you STILL stuggle, here's an even simpler example:
5 + (1 x 10)
do the brackets first
5 + (10)
Remove the brackets
5 + 10
5 + 10 = 15
EVEN simpler:
5 + (1 x 10)
So first we'll do the brackets. You'd do 1 x 10. 1 x 10 = 10.
Now it looks like: 5 + (10) because we've done 1 x 10
Remove the brackets to make it easier. 5 + 10
5 + 10 = 15
The answer is 15
EVEN EVEN EVEN more simple:
5 + (1 x 10)
Do brackets first. In the brackets is 1 x 10 so we'll do 1 x 10. Here's the 10x tables: 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100, 110, 120
Count across 1. The first number in the 10s is 10.
5 + (10)
Now to make it easier, we'll remove the brackets
5 + 10
Count across from 5 until there are 10 numbers.
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15
We don't count the 5
6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15
There are 10 numbers. the last one is 15
5 + 10 = 15
"I don't do math anymore, I talk"
This made my day a whole lot better and I don't know why
As a bird, calling a bat one of us is pretty much calling a cat a dog. Just because they have ears and walk on two legs, just because their pets. Excuse me, I’m offended. Please apologize whoever thought bats are birds (semi-sarcasm)
8:18 as a satanist I can confirm we do want to colonize space
10:03 If the child was born in 1996 that doesn't mean he is 1 year old in 1996, he'd be 1 in 1997 after a year, "1 year old"
6:37 WE KILLED IT OFF BECAUSE OF HOW DANGEROUS IT WAS
1:54 I'm glad they said this as an aspiring voice actor I sometimes trip over my words so this makes me feel whole lot better
11:57 This is probably the same person who thinks Luz speaks Spanish *because* she's black.
"Nobody has pronouns" has the same energy as "Nobody likes Milhouse"
6:31
I'm sorry but this is one of those rare times I'm willing to use my "you're a stupid fck" card without remorse. Someone shouldn't have gotten past the age of three.
The Bats are Birds guy is a *classic*
I love when people tell me: "If atheists are right, then there is no meaning to life, and no point to it!" To which I say: "Yeah, that means I get to give my life meaning, in a way that is meaningful to me! I have ultimate freedom over my life! I became the writer of my own book!"
6:36 actually gave me chills 😳
8:37. I would’ve never thought i’d see the day where dogs could be a subject to racism, why does Robin get these subreddits. poor robin
10:20 the child was actually 6 years old...6 years 6 months and 15 days to be exact.
9:09 If you don’t know, The U.K. is country consisting of Northern Ireland, Scotland, England, and Wales. Great Britain is the island Scotland, England, and Wales are on.
"Pure-blood is forever..."
....
OKAY MALFOY
The one about smallpox just made me die on the inside
As a woman who is watching this…. The tampon one was hilarious ✨
As a man watching it, it hurt to know that men don't know how the female anatomy works I fear for the future since the present already is fucked
1:23 Bro just burped and yawned at the same time. And his soul left his body in the way 🥴💀
7:16 Fun fact! "It" is also a pronoun, example: It's a monster!! "It" is referring to the monster.
Fun fact: bats are the ONLY animal that can fly, and flying squirrels and such only glide.
Seeing this makes me lose faith for humanity. We're doomed.
i agree as well but to everything there is a good side there are probably many good people in the world
It’s called being neurotypical. Neurotypicals hate reading non-fiction books because it reminds them of being in school.
I love how 6:50 got the word *Angel* wrong TWICE 💀
Does this count as r/confidentlyincorrect ?
@@simple__sigma3287 it’s an extra layer of it
@@blurringsun oh ok
8:32 satanists in spaaaaaaaaacccceeee!! I want to see that as a movie 😂
I don't know why, but the maniacal way they say "WE ARE STARDUST!" fucking killed me xD
1:10 Nobody is pointing out that the fries equal 2 but suddenly they equal to only 1, which doesn't make sense.
4:38 they did get their decimal in the wrong place, but the person did still technically use $130 worth of pennies
3:23 now this is some r/sarcasticallycorrect
Fun fact for the man on 3:45 : Blood doesn't come from the same hole as pee.
I was just repeating to myself “wrong hole my dude”
Robin yelling about smallpox scared me, like genuinely made me start shaking
Self-Note: *_EXTREMELY DANGEROUS MISOPHONIA TRIGGER_* FROM 1:19--1:30. CAUSED PANIC ATTACK.
3:30 I actually have a funny story to tell about this I used to work as an animal ambassador at a zoo where we had deer, It was early winter and the deer were starting to drop their antlers well as I’m standing in front of the exhibit talking about these animals suddenly one of the deer drops his antlers in this kid sees it into start screaming and crying thinking that he’s looking at an animal that is dying. His parents had no idea what happened and we’re also freaked out because they didn’t know deer drop their antlers either so I had to spend like five minutes explaining to this family that all the deer inside the enclosure were healthy and this was perfectly natural.
14:40 i do believe the correct answer is 17
2+5(8-5)
2+5*(8-5) [clarification]
2+5*3 [brackets solved]
2+15 [multiplication before Addition]
17
10:55 I really love the idea that we were created in the image of god...
Why does god have legs? Where's he going to walk with us?
Why would god have arms and hands? He doesnt use them, he speaks things into existance.
Why does god have two eyes if he is omnipresent, which in itself makes a physical form of any kind utterly impossible.
And of course, if he created MAN in HIS image, where'd he get the design for women?
Ikr lmfao pure bullshit
But as for women maybe he just imported a premade mesh from blender 🤣
im not religious but like...
god doesnt evolve or anything... its not like he just "needed arms" he just existed with them. and "man" refers to humanity. not men.
if you want to point out plotholes in religion, descriptions of a being arent going to be where you find them.
@@plutonicattic7995 In the biblical sense, mankind is men, women are an afterthought, thats why they're treated as posessions and objects to be traded and disposed of at will in the bible. Sure not my view, take it up with the guys that edited the bible that way.
2+5(8-5) simple math lesson from a math lover.
first is Parenthesis (). this one can be tricky. if there is an equation in them, solve it. if its just one number, you multiply with that number. THEN Exponents ¹ , Multiply x, Divide /, Add +, Subtract -. IN THAT ORDER work the problem. (8-5) in this example will always come first. 8-5 is 3. put the 3 in the parenthesis. the equation is now 2+5(3) which can also be read as 2+5x3. MULTIPLY FIRST. 5x3 is 15. equation is now 2+15. and you end with 17.
Reminds me of how we're taught the meaning of bull in english class. It was defined as banteng (bos javanicus). Turns out that the english word for banteng is, well, banteng.
What's even funnier is that at 4:40 he is also confidently incorrect! He said that the 13000 pennies was like $4 when he was WAY off by like $126.
@djemkaykim151 congratulations scam! Kindly check your grammar and don't make it obvious that its a scam! 👍
@@coltenmarshall2876 There is speculation that scammers deliberately use bad grammar: to filter out people with ... attention to detail.
A DUCK IS NOT THE CUTEST DUCK
-unreal post in confidentlyincorrect
Screenshotting 400 times
6:37 the most threatening way to say "we cured a disease"
i love the confidence on “BATS ARE BIRDS”
The best irony of the never having a female lead in action movies every time I see a video do that one, I instantly go to Aliens and I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that 😆
Literally *everyone* cites _Alien_ for some reason, the frick you talking about? They basically treat Ripley like the Messiah that every female character has to be like. Because it’s not like men get characters like SpongeBob, Homer Simpson or Bugs Bunny, amirite?
Perfect timing