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As a Christian, when people say “just read the Bible,” it makes me wonder if THEY have ever read the Bible. The Bible tells us THAT God created earth. It does not tell us HOW he created earth.
You have to wonder how these fundie christians will be Bible scholars if they're so afraid of schooling...
The Bible is also a contradictory book full of nonsense, so at the end of the day, who cares?
No, they haven't, their megachurch pastor drip feeds them verses.
Yes, it does.
"In the beginning, God† created the heavens and the earth. 2 The earth was formless and empty. Darkness was on the surface of the deep and God’s Spirit was hovering over the surface of the waters.
3 God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw the light, and saw that it was good. God divided the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day”, and the darkness he called “night”. There was evening and there was morning, the first day.
6 God said, “Let there be an expanse in the middle of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.” 7 God made the expanse, and divided the waters which were under the expanse from the waters which were above the expanse; and it was so. 8 God called the expanse “sky”. There was evening and there was morning, a second day.
9 God said, “Let the waters under the sky be gathered together to one place, and let the dry land appear;” and it was so. 10 God called the dry land “earth”, and the gathering together of the waters he called “seas”. God saw that it was good. 11 God said, “Let the earth yield grass, herbs yielding seeds, and fruit trees bearing fruit after their kind, with their seeds in it, on the earth;” and it was so. 12 The earth yielded grass, herbs yielding seed after their kind, and trees bearing fruit, with their seeds in it, after their kind; and God saw that it was good. 13 There was evening and there was morning, a third day.
14 God said, “Let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs to mark seasons, days, and years; 15 and let them be for lights in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth;” and it was so. 16 God made the two great lights: the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the expanse of the sky to give light to the earth, 18 and to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness. God saw that it was good. 19 There was evening and there was morning, a fourth day.
20 God said, “Let the waters abound with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth in the open expanse of the sky.” 21 God created the large sea creatures and every living creature that moves, with which the waters swarmed, after their kind, and every winged bird after its kind. God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth.” 23 There was evening and there was morning, a fifth day.
24 God said, “Let the earth produce living creatures after their kind, livestock, creeping things, and animals of the earth after their kind;” and it was so. 25 God made the animals of the earth after their kind, and the livestock after their kind, and everything that creeps on the ground after its kind. God saw that it was good.
26 God said, “Let’s make man in our image, after our likeness. Let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the sky, and over the livestock, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.” 27 God created man in his own image. In God’s image he created him; male and female he created them. 28 God blessed them. God said to them, “Be fruitful, multiply, fill the earth, and subdue it. Have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds of the sky, and over every living thing that moves on the earth.” 29 God said, “Behold,‡ I have given you every herb yielding seed, which is on the surface of all the earth, and every tree, which bears fruit yielding seed. It will be your food. 30 To every animal of the earth, and to every bird of the sky, and to everything that creeps on the earth, in which there is life, I have given every green herb for food;” and it was so.
31 God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. There was evening and there was morning, a sixth day.
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The heavens, the earth, and all their vast array were finished. 2 On the seventh day God finished his work which he had done; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had done. 3 God blessed the seventh day, and made it holy, because he rested in it from all his work of creation which he had done."
- Genesis 1:1-2:1, World English Bible
@@me-myself-i787 - Yeah, but it doesn’t say HOW he made the light, &c. It just says that he made it.
5:13 they blocked out all the identifying information but MADE SURE the blue checkmark was prominently on display for the guy who doesn't understand that that the Earth does not go around the sun in a perfect circle
Beautiful
I don't think he even understands that Earth is the one going around the sun.
I grew up with Jehova's Witnesses and that is what I heard too. Just a couple centimeters can change everything drastically. I hope it's not something they say these days, or that it was just my parents who believed that. They also say the bible knew about hares being grazers that regurgitate their food to chew it again, like cows, before it was discovered officially. Not sure how much that holds up now.
Edit: They aren't exactly ruminant animals. They eat their feces, without chewing, perhaps, to digest it again and absorb all nutrients left. I don't remember exactly if I was told they regurgitate, but it's likely, because I was never told they actually do it differently than cows.
Ah yes, another dose of Robin going "what" for nearly thirty minutes. Loving it every time.
What does that mean?
14:14 this is made even better by the fact that Mexico isn't even part of South America. She's trying to explain the geographical origins of a holiday without being able to differentiate between Latin America and South America
also "dios" lol
The fact she didn't even writes it correctly, it's "Día de los muertos"
@@Koooschny_sk “Dios De Los Meurtos”
@@microscopicallysmallJAJSHDDHS DIOS DE LOS MUERTOS NAHH THAT MEANS GOD OF THE DEAD--
@@alexkrycek8804 mmyes, the South American God of Death, Dios de los Muertos 😼
I recently learnt that *theoretically* if you melted and boiled ANYTHING it becomes rain, this is because of the way the water cycle works, so yes, it can rain tacos
Its raining tacos 🗣️🗣️
Alright time to Made a uranium rain
Idk about the melted part since I feel like some stuff shouldn't be picked up by the particles later, but boiled part seems logical.
I think the effect should be temporary though, especially with tacos
@@aliasa3485from out of the sky!
IT BURNS AAAAAAAAAAAA oo that tastes great :D. AAAAA MY TOUNGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:05 ok this one actually has a grain of truth to it because scientists found that plants scream when killed. It’s a vibration that humans can’t hear but it’s there.
Yeah there is research to suggest that plants are more conscious than previously thought, but I'm pretty sure it hasn't been confirmed that plants are sentient
@@WishGender they do have some intelligence, with mold able to solve a maze without taking up every path, which signifies intelligence
@@WishGender trees helped out a tree of another spiecies after it got struck by lightning by giving it growth hormones to recover
@@brgbrgnrgbbgdbfgrnntyj5yrdhegj mold is a fungus, not a plant, and slime mold is neither a fungus nor a plant.
But plants do notice when they are damaged by a predator, and use pheromones to warn others of their species to prepare their chemical defenses
He's not wrong when he said 'just look it up' too, because when you look it up it does in fact say that plants are sentient. I didn't really understand this one
13:26 The expression 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2x0+2 can be simplified by following the order of operations or PEMDAS. First, we need to perform multiplication before addition. Therefore, 2x0 equals 0. Then, we add all the numbers together. This gives us 24. Therefore, the value of the expression is 24 (By Bing's AI when you search something up)
i was about to comment about the PEMDAS thing with the answer, but you beat me to it lol
@@luckyfire7487 Lol
Damn, though it was 60 because the 2’s on the end have no symbol next to them so I thought they would connect with the first two on the next line, making 22, I realise now that I’m massively overcomplicating it
@@majesticeagle5461 😂
@@majesticeagle5461 No, I think you're right. In any case, there is no "+" between those 2s.
20:47 This is for the game "Magic: The Gathering". Incredibly simply put Regenerate is an ability you can use to keep something that would die from dying.
Just got to this part and WOW
"The next time it would be destroyed this turn, remove all damage counters from it and remove it from combat"
In what world does that mean it's actively being destroyed at this moment????
My favorite part of this video is not knowing who’s right or wrong
Same lol
13:33-14:08 yeah Halloween is an Irish holiday. "Samhain" was a yearly tradition for the Gaelic Irish where they would wear masks and light bonfires to scare off evil spirits. Also, Samhain is literally Irish for "November".
Which was christianized as Halloween by the Catholic Church, that when Mexicans wanted to celebrate a day for the dead, the Church told them, November 1st is Halloween, celebrate on that date!
So she switched cause and effect...
Well, it's also pagan
@@adrianblake8876 Practices honoring the dead stretch back way garther than when the Spanish colonizers arrived in what is now Mexico. They just culturally blended.
@@andrewollmann304I think that's what he was trying to say- the locals wanted to hold their traditional celebrations, and the colonists had them do so on a date that matched closer to their own beliefs
This, like it's pretty much common knowledge that modern Western Halloween takes inspiration from both holidays, but the fact that she didn't understand that Samhain was of EXPLICITLY Celtic origin is hilarious
Robin, im Sick of hearing you call yourself stupid. You are not. There are many forms of intelligence, and even if you might feel lacking in some areas I can’t judge, I can tell that you excel in emotional intelligence, and you comprehension skills are at least good as well. Also lack of knowledge isn’t lack of intelligence. I doubt there’s anyone educated on ALL the topics we come across here in the subreddits… also, as with many other things, people that believe themselves to be stupid are usually not. Because even being aware of the fact that there is a gradient there and seeing there’s stuff you don’t understand (and nobody understands everything, that’s why we have research) suggests a certain level of intelligence. I really enjoy listening to you and you commentary and opinions. Don’t put yourself down, you’re an awesome person ❤️
Yeah the dunning kruger effect can make educated people feel foolish because know how there is to learn
Honestly, just his openness to admit his gaps in knowledge indicates some real intelligence from him to me! Think of your knowledge but like, not as a current moment thing but a potential thing over the span of your life; someone who actually cares to be corrected, who doesn't mind being wrong, and who still goes on to enjoy new things all the time is going to gather a lot of knowledge at a quick rate.
I'd consider Robin to be a pretty smart guy, even just in the social sense from the sheer amount of information he has consumed in his job here honestly! And even in matters besides intelligence, he's skilled at being great host with good vibes.
God created weed, god created alcohol, god knows how to party
I'll drink to that 🥃
So God made me an alcoholic.
I like to imagine God is sitting heaven with a joint in one hand and a D20 in the other, looking down disappointedly at the idiots using his words to put others down.
God is such a great guy, i don't see what the problem with all these drugs are if he gave them to us.
No kidding, his son was able to turn water into wine
16:47 You bet this dude would see the romance genre as normal. The shows and games just shoving you the lovey dovey scenes is alright till it's people of the same gender, then it's suddenly "forcing you to watch"
13:46 So many things is wrong with this 😭😭
Exhibit A) *Día* de los muertos means day of the dead. What she put meant *God of the dead.*
Exhibit B) Hallowe'en IS an Irish festival and dates back to 2,000 years ago, in ancient Celtic times.
Exhibit C) Europe and South America *did not* combine to create Hallowe'en. When Spain tried to colonise South America, the Aztec celebration was moved by Spanish priests so it coincided with *Día de Todos Santos* a.k.a *All Saints Day*
Exhibit D) Mexico is *not* in South America.
*Thank you for listening to my little rant.*
I'm sorry, but why are you spelling Halloween as hallowe'en? I've never seen it spelt like that, is there a reason?
@@dumiighostii"Halloween" is a contraction of a variant of "All Hallows Eve". In "Hallowe'en", an apostrophe stuck around in place of the "v". I think the spelling is less common though.
@@toomuchtime4896 ah, okay. I thought it was something like that. thank you for telling me.
13:07 I love how this guy says a creature we have actual video of from less than 100 years ago MIGHT have existed
Ope I commented about that w that exact time stamp 😂
I was about to comment this lmafo
The archaeologists not looking at bones one got me. My sister has a doctorate in archaeology and she has told me so many times about working with bones. She also sorted through big jars of teeth.
That last sentence sounds so weird without the context of the first two lol
Not sure if anyone else covered it already, but at 11:47 he is technically right. Haiku is three syllables ha-i-ku (はいく) in it's language of origin. But yeah, they were doing it in English so he's more just being pedantic.
Translation Tribulation
XD
morae, not syllables.
@@rfmerrill See my note on being pedantic. 😂 But yes, you are correct. The term is morae or mora, but it's functionally the same as long as you know how they work, know the rules with no, ni, na, ne etc.
@@rfmerrill and with that YOU LOST ME...
XD
Poems are real hard.
Is haiku two syllables?
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.
7:16, funny my brother didn't consent to cancer developing in his brain. Wonder how he died.
1:05 Depends on what you mean by sentient, most people go by the Sci Fi definition, but it literally only means able to feel things or perceive the world around it, by the real/original definition nearly every living thing is sentient.
its proven that some plants have a stress reaction(when theyre cut) which causes other plants around them to be stressed too
Also there are these huge "1 plant forests" which are bisicla 1 tree growing a forest with just itself - those things are weird
Mushrooms are something next level, but arent plants
mold solved a maze with little trial and error, trees helped out another of a different type after it got struck with lightning by producing growth hormones and sending them to that tree via air
It can also mean Venus fly traps, who look asleep to trap prey
@@brgbrgnrgbbgdbfgrnntyj5yrdhegjmold is fungi, not plant.
@@havanadaurcy1321 the closing of a venus fly trap is triggered by two of the hairs folding, which triggers a chemical reaction. It can't close on its own will. Really, it only proves that it's as sentient as a mouse trap.
8:04 did he forget the brain is part of the body?
He seems to not have a brain so he probably didn't even know that
“Glyptodonts and thylacines MIGHT have existed” We literally have photographs and video of thylacines. They were HERE. IN OUR LIFETIME.
We have an exact date for the death of the last known thylacine. It died in captivity on September 7th, 1936, but there may have been some remaining individuals in the wild. Where the heck is that person getting their information?
@@AnythingButBecky1127 they aren’t, that’s the problem. All their “information” is pulled directly from their rectum.
@@AnythingButBecky1127rip Benji the thylacine
@@RedwoodTeaTable I DIDNT KNOW HE HAD A NAME
@@AnythingButBecky1127 yeah it was named Benjamin. They thought it was a male. It was female, and it died because someone accidentally left her outside
Each of these could have been avoided with a Google search
11:23 I mean he is right in a sense.... Japanese doesnt have the syllable system like in the west, but it does have its own similar system called "mora"... which is more like the beat of the word rather than sounds, and yes, Haiku has two syllables in the sense of western syllables but in Japanese mora, (as it is intended because the poem written is a haiku, which is of Japanese origin and the word itself is Japanese) the word haiku has 3 moras..... ha-i-ku as the comment said 俳句（は‐い‐く）in Kanji/Hiragana for ya folks
Yep if pounced as the Japanese pronounce it haiku is ha-i-ku. However all bets of of if you your using anglisation
@@geraldgrenier8132 I mean, the anglisation still has all the sounds, we just call the "ai" sound "long i", so all the mora are still there, they are just not timed 'evenly'. English is 'beat timed' or 'foot timed' where we space out our speech so the stress come at (very) roughly equal intervals.
In a sense...
This is true! Also the Japanese language doesn’t have the letter L so it’s replaced with R, like Lemonade would be Ramune.
yup, but also note that the Japanese "r" sound is not like the english "r", but its something quite different, its like the spanish rolling "r" but doing only one flap instead of a trill@@kyototomokui6676
9:29 this is the most confusing exchange i've ever read/heard
I feel like the poster of that one forgot British people existed
Samhain is pronounced "Sah-win", which directly translates to "November" in the Irish Gaelic language.
I remember mispronouncing it sam hane too when I first saw the word.
Yeah, makes sense considering you're only reading thr word
I remember pronouncing it that way at first because of Halloween 😅
THANK YOU! Everyone pronounces it wrong and it drives me insane. Especially in movies so people are like “bUt MoViE sAiD!”
@@pixie12 well I mean could you really blame them
Samhain is somewhat esoteric
21:42 In all fairness, there are several different continental models taught differently by different countries. Some follow that Oceania is a continent, still 7 total. Some don’t count Antarctica. Some count America as one with North/South being regions of the same continent, and some change the boundaries of Europe & Asia as well. It’s quite strange how many different models there are all because of not specific enough definitions. By some logic, most of the world’s islands could be continents, but we know that isn’t true.
Zealandia’s a fascinating continental concept as well.
the plant guy does sort of have a point; plants can in fact feel pain, they just dont scream like people do so nobody will know your crimes
13:05 "the rocks just did that" is KILLING me rn 😭😭 i cant stop laughing
20:29 he never started pretending to be stupid, he already was.
The belief about the placement of the sun being EXACT is a bs concept I was taught in Christian based homeschooling... It makes me so angry to realize how hard my parents tried to brainwash me.
I was at a Christian homeschooling program when I was younger. They taught me all of this, so I'm not sure why they didn't teach you the same.
7:04 i'm pretty sure it's you're because it's saying "just do as you are told" if you remove the contraction
I love the Super Ninja Turtles thing because while they're still wrong, the cartoon WAS called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles in the UK because of the UK's fight against violence or whatever and "ninja" and "nunchucks" were "too violent" for kids' TV. People were confused when the movie came out because it wasn't a children's movie and therefore didn't get smacked with the censorship lol
Here in New Zealand was just teenage mutant ninja turtles.
17:30 Lol, had a coworker that believed I was gay. His reasoning? I live alone
17:20 so this one time at easter my mates and I were out for the night and because of the trading laws here most of our regular bars were shut. One of the few that had a license to open was a gay bar, so we went in there. A beers a beers right. Anyway it was a great night. I was the most carefree night of dancing I've ever had. I wasn't distracted trying to find women to pick up as they were more interested in other women, and the guys pretty much left us alone. Contrary to popular belief they don't need to persue a guy thats not interested when they, literally surrounded by so many other guys that clearly are.
17:28 Not only do people not have a "sixth sense" for detecting others' orientation, a lot of people have trouble figuring out their own.
EmKay is the best way to start the day. You can't change my mind.
Hell yes
good way to end the day too.
@@cute_protogen so true!
Waking?
I usually start my day with a good cry.
The "plants are sentient" guy was _partly_ correct. Plants are not fully sentient they way we are, but they are fully aware they're being eaten. Plants just cannot interprete that information and respond to it. Which is a perfect middle finger for vegans...
7:55 PHILIPINES TUBE
PHILIPINES MENTIONED BUT AT WHAT COST 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I think my brain committed suicide with half of these
21:38 ACTUALLY! theyre wrong but in the UK due to censorship laws in the 80s the tmnt were called the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
Wrong timestamp?
2:45 *looking outside at the several dead birds, that have died from eating the berries on trees after two frosts and getting absolutely plastered* " sure"
For those wondering, attitude (in an aeronautical sense) is how the aircraft is tilted, so basically which wing is closer to the ground or whether the nose or tail is closer to the ground, and how much closer it is.
The plant one at 1:03 is sorta-kinda true. We have found plants ARE capable of "thinking" and "feeling" and "communicating" in ways we thought they never could before, but not to the level of a human, and more like that akin to a fish, but the science is evolving. We used to think fish couldn't feel pain but know better after actual research, just like how goldfish actually have a memory span of 3 months, not 3 seconds, which is on par with the average dog or how we used to think "babies can't feel pain" so did operations on them without anesthesia before a specific age.
4:00 that's really easy to test, considering you have 30 days, start with 1 penny, and double it on the next day, you will have 2^29 pennies. Which is about 5 million dollars.
It doubles 30 times though so it’s 10.7 million
@@w1nterdays The statement was "you have 1 penny, for 30 days, each day it's doubled" that implies that you will only have 2 pennies on the second day. For the first day of the 30 you already have a penny, one penny in this case, for the second day and all subsequent days you will have 2,4,8 etc.
Im sorry the community note on 2:51 has me CACKLING I can't believe you glossed over it
Fun fact: singular they predates the pronoun "I" by nearly 300 years
sources please
@@plotheplayer6462 "I" as a pronoun was first started being used around the 1600s, while "þei" comes from the 12th to 14th century old scandinavian tongue
While yes, first person prononns from which "I" originates, the proto germanic ik end ek, predate þei by nearly 900 years, they are technically pronounced differently and are more root words than anything imo
Þorn, þ, makes þe 'th' sound
Wow, that IS fun!
@@_StarlightRose_ ah yes, þe thorn letter
heard from a video once þat's how we got þings like "ye old pub" þat's actually "þe old pub"
I'm pretty sure singular they predates singular you by 300 years, not I. Back then, people used thou as the second person singular pronoun, but I has been around in Middle English since the 900s.
25:27 - radiation is stored in the balls
"We would burn or freeze if the eartyh was closer to or further from the sun" somebody tell this guy what an elliptical orbit is
And how seasons work.
14:06 they aren’t even saying it right. It’s Dia de los Muertos. Idk wtf they’re saying dios for - doesn’t that mean god?
It does mean God.
The longer the video goes the more you can hear Robin's sanity decreasing.
13:15
If anyone needs an explanation for this one, in an equation, multiplication always goes before addition (except if there's brackets) so its effectively 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+(2x0=0)+2, which would make the answer 24
Wish I knew of this subreddit a couple weeks ago! There was a guy who was SO confident that I was stupid that he tried to tell me, a UK law grad, that in the UK “You don’t have to listen to these fake laws because they are not laws they are statutes and statutes aren’t legally binding. Then you also have “laws of parliament” for really serious laws.”
Statutes, Acts of Parliament (not laws of), & laws are literally all the same thing with a different name, he argued with me, & when I sent him a link to the website of the literal Houses of Parliament he insisted they were wrong and he was right? He said something about bills aswell but it was too stupid to remember.
Oh, and he thought that “Royal Assent” meant laws made by the Queen (who’d already passed away a year earlier…) - Refused to accept that Royal Assent just meant the reigning monarch signing a law to make it a official, a largely ceremonial role.
7 seconds in and I'm internally screaming at the confidently incorrect person, and laughing at how they can just G o o g l e it. (I'm part Irish btw, but not fully)
4:25 I had never heard of that story in my life, and it took me on a little side journey of learning about it. It's a really cool story, thanks for introducing me to that.
Helen Keller would be shaking her head if she found out about this person at 12:00. I mean, she was all three (blind, deaf, mute) until she figured out how to talk when she was older since there was nothing physically keeping her from speaking unlike her blindness and deafness. She never heard herself speak, but people could understand her perfectly.
Why?
Because she wasn't stupid. She figured out there was speech, even if she couldn't hear it. She felt it through vibrations when she touched the throat of someone, usually her teacher, Anne. She figured out there was a connection between those vibrations and the signs and spellings she was learning.
I have no hope for whomever is unable to figure out that people can l-e-a-r-n communication without hearing.
13:53 in Irish, Halloween is "Oiche Shamhna", which translates to "Samhain Night". Source: I'm Irish, and this is taught in Primary skl
19:07 according to Bones, both of them are wrong and human bones are studied by anthropologists lol (/s I may not be very smart, but I am smart enough to know not to believe EVERYTHING I see on tv lol)
Archaeologists are just anthropologists of the past...
@@adrianblake8876 lol yes! I remember in Bones they often kind of showed the two to be similar or one in the same. Dr. Brendan “Bones” Jones was always studying bodies but I think anthropology is the study of culture and the people who take part in it, while archeology is the study of human history. I’m no expert tho, so I could be wrong. But Paleontology is the study of ancient animals. I remember that because I had a lunch detention with a teacher who I didn’t know that was helping a student I didn’t know study for a test of hers. She explained the difference between paleontology and archeology to hi. In the beginning then more towards the middle asked him if he remembered what the difference was. He did, but I did and my big mouth just blurt it out when he said he didn’t know. She was surprised but laughed and told me I was right and I had a good memory. I apologized since I both interrupted her and broke the rules of lunch detention, but she insisted it was ok and that she understood.
@@alexismyers6053 Well, anthropology studies humans like other biologists, by "observing them in their natural habitat" which can cross to other fields, like linguistics and social science.
Archaeology studies human remains (which include skeletons of humans sometimes) to study cultures of the past. Bible studies rely heavily on archaeology, because they both collect and analyze the ancient manuscripts, as well as [dis]prove the events told in those manuscripts...
Paleontology is like archaeology, but for non-human animals and plants, like dinosaurs and their contemporaries...
@@adrianblake8876 I see. Thanks for the break down! That always confused me in the show because I’m pretty sure there was an episode with the director butting heads with Hodgens over his methods of work and the anthropology vs archeology debate came up. It confuzzled my small brain.
@@alexismyers6053 Well, the premise of the show itself is weird. An anthropologist who is anti-social and knows next to nothing about human behavior get hired as a detective!?
Seeing the thumbnail has once again reminded me pumpkins are fruit
Edit: also a berry
Cocoa and coffee are also berries
@@_StarlightRose_But the edible part is the seed, though...
@@adrianblake8876 the plant is still classified as a berry
@@_StarlightRose_ Berries are a classification of fruits, not of plants...
@@adrianblake8876 and fruit is a classification of a plant
11:24 Technically he's not wrong and here's why:
"Haiku" is a Japanese word, and what Japanese does with its language is use syllables to spell out its words, so "haiku" would be split up into "ha", "i", and "ku", and when an a and i are next to each other, the syllables are usually combined into one but not necessarily, you might see people alternate from saying "nai" and "na-i" without actually changing the meaning.
I'm still learning Japanese though so take this with a grain of salt.
The English "haiku" and the Japanese "haiku" aren't the same, since one is English and the other is Japanese. Since the haiku is written in English, the way the Japanese word is divided doesn't apply. Also, _technically_ technically, the Japanese "haiku" consists of three morae, not syllables.
20:48 I haven't watched ever emkay video, but yes, finally, a post about magic the gathering, even if it was about regeneration one of the most complex mechanics magic has
“My balls tripled in size” 😂😂
16:09 bro never seen a vase
18:17 that just made me confused like europe is a continent and spain and italy are different countries just like france,Germany,Liechtenstein,malta,Andorra,and ect.
Im just saying this subreddit teached me something rather important: if you aren't sure of what you're about to say, then either don't say it, or, make it a question instead of a statement, yes, the berry is berry and fruit is a fruit thing would sound very dumb in the form of a question but at least it would be less dumb then a statement xD
And you'd mostly get the right answer for it
The past participle of "teach" is "taught". You were _taught_ something, but it apparently wasn't grammar.
14:48 I mean this one makes sense they just read “millions” as “billions”
Yeah but they didn’t have the care to double check at all, despite how outrageous that sounds
Videos like this are the exact reason why I'm not on twitter or reddit. I want to save my sanity
20:47 They're arguing about the rules for "regeneration" which is a specific mechanic in the card game Magic: The Gathering. Regeneration appears on a whole bunch of cards, going back to the very first set in 1993. Regeneration is a pretty simple idea; "If the creature would die, it just heals instead!" but due to the specifics of how some parts of Magic's rules works, the exact way that regeneration works are actually one of the more complicated mechanics in the game and kind of requires that you know how a bunch of other things work. Any Magic players who think they know exactly how it works, I invite you to look up replacement effects and state-based actions and see if you've actually got it right. I say this knowing I probably do it slightly wrong, too.
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"Although people writing casually online often lowercase the word, it is a proper noun and therefore requires a capital letter."
17:25 "gay-dar" is just halarious to me
21:08 they are talking about Magic The Gathering I think
They are.
11:42 someone ask this guy if he's ever said "hi" before
23:59 “Clearly I’m talking to someone who hasnt studied entropy beyond the 16th grade” is my new favorite pretentious quote xD
9:40 To give birth at age 12 can be from any point from the 12th birthday, to one day before the 13th birthday.
Working backwards we can say conception happened 9 months earlier. Many say 10 months from actual conception, and likely just 9 from the time of discovering the pregnancy but lets work with 9 months as per the comment.
That means the latest point of conception is 12 months - 9 months = 3 months after the 12th birthday. The earliest point is 12th birthday minus 9 months.
So the possibility is in the range of 9 months (minus one day) at age 11, or 3 months (also minus 1 day) at age 12.
So yes, its more likely the mother conceived during age 11 than during age 12 if you are only looking at the possible age ranges for conception.
Unfortunately, the poor soul forgot that puberty usually doesn't hit girls before age 12.
@@shirothefish9688it is becoming more common now. I got my period at 11.
@@luna_nova_09 Emphasis on 'usually'.
To the average female, it can start between 10 and 14 area, yes, but usually anything from 11.5 or before has external circumstances going on, such as unusual genetics, or an absent father figure.
I obviously don't have the *specifics* on what % of girls begin puberty before or after the age, but it absolutely would have a significant impact on OP's calculations.
@@shirothefish9688 …can I get a source for the “absent father figure” part?
Also, according to multiple medical sights that I looked at, puberty for girls usually starts 8-13.
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ncbi_nlm_nih_gov did a study concluding that, in non-poor families, the lack of a father figure causes a statistically significant decrease in the age girls enter puberty.
Outside of them, Bearkley_edu published a similar report/study, and Sciencenews_dk has reported upon the phenomena.
(I'm trying to avoid a direct link cuz TH-cam is a TH-cam about it, but all 3 are easily searchable through your engine of choice.)
As for your second point, I would like a source before I sit corrected. That was merely the last known information I had received from (long, convoluted story.)
8:17 The fallopian tubes in his brain must be rotting them crazy, if he thinks that is true😂😂😂😂😂 🙄😏
9:50 There's a common confusion between England (and the other parts of the UK) and the UK itself. Those are part of the UK, but is not the ENTIRE UK by itself. As for the language they speak in Scotland, as of what I know, there's multiple. There's Scottish English, then there's Scots, and other scottish languages that I forget about.
I'm in the Geography sector. It actually depends on where you live as to what you are taught regarding how many continents there are as the definition can be a bit loose.
In most of the English speaking Western world, China, Japan, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Suriname, India, Indonesia, & parts of Africa the 7 continent model that most of us know is typically used.
However, in parts of Eastern Europe and Russia, Europe and Asia are combined to make up a 6 continent model. Another 6 continent model, which combines North and South America (but leaves Asia and Europe separate) is taught in Greece, Latin America, and other Romance Language speaking countries (French, Spanish are examples of these languages, but I am unfamiliar of what they are taught).
Note: This is a generalized overview. I'm Aussie-American, so I can't say for sure what is or isn't taught in different parts of the world. I also specialize in satellite imaging and analysis, but I do have education in generalized geography as well. So if some specific countries are off, I apologize.
In fact, a 5 continent model is even displayed on something many people have seen multiple times in their lives - The Olympic Flag.
You also have subcontinents like India, Alaska, & the Arabian Peninsula. Submerged continents that are almost completely underwater with little bits peaking out such as the case of Zealand - which roughly 94% of the continent is still underwater but with New Zealand and New Caledonia peaking out! In fact, it's about as large as Australia!
So TL;DR - it honestly depends on where you are from or what you are referencing when talking about this. As painful (and God, it's been painful) as this video has been with the awful geography, this one wasn't one of them!
0:25 what?
No scientist needed to pay to find out the origin of the earth… your supposed to learn it in high school…
16:24 we actually can't replicate them with the same materials, the information about how they did it was completely lost. if we consider the time at which it was done, its amazing the precision they had and if something like that was done today we wouldn't use the same materials.
This is what I hate about society. There’s a handful of people putting out info that they say it’s true and keep it out there until someone says it’s true. And it’s even MORE CRAZY that there’s an app for it!
LOL at that person who said if Earth was one inch closer to the sun. How tall are they? Ask why their head isn't on fire and their feet aren't frozen.
7:45 That's actually true for some animals, but NOT humans.
1:13 To be fair, depending on your definition of sentience, some plants do fit the criteria. Obviously if you're going eith the colloquial "humanlike" sentience, they aren't. If you're going the more scientific route where fish and most bugs are sentient to some extent, yes, some plants *are* actually sentient. Usually trees, and often it's moreso the entire forest than any individual plant. But they can take in and react to external stimuli, feel and respond to pain and injury, and even communicate with each other to an extent.
3:31 average internet argument.
16:14 "Btw I will have my engineering degree..." Cool story bro, but they don't give train-drivers degrees in engineering. Which is the only kind of "engineering" you potentially seem to qualify for. Especially if you think humanity got _worse_ at building stuff over the last couple thousand years.
I’ll never forget on Twitter, some @$$hat tried to correct me about “you’re” and “you are”… with an article that proved me right… they were serious…
Swing and a miss.
Some people, huh?
@@ragg232 yep. I even pointed it out and the doubled down. I had used "you are" in a sentence and they went off lkme I committed some crime against humanity saying "you can't say 'you are' you HAVE to say 'you're'!" Then sent me something from Google, one of those little blurbs from a website before you click the link... the difference between "your" and "you're"... the last line was "if you can replace it with 'you are' then you should use 'you're'." And that was their "proof" that I was wrong... a rule of thumb for choosing between two other things...
@@alexismyers6053 Crimeny. 😑
For actors, it’s less of “have you ACTUALLY watched it??” and more of “Hey, why don’t hell we Google if Michael Gambon played Gandalf?”
I did something similar for the Metal Fight Beyblade cast, specifically Peter Cugno. One of these days, I’m gonna go through Andrew Garfield’s movies according to Wikipedia lol.
Also, it turns out quite a few Beybladers from the OG series returned int the Metal Saga, and some ALSO moved onto Bakugan, and some also went into Paw Patrol. I don’t know why that’s a pattern, but I love that Peter Cugno played a catboy AT LEAST TWICE lmfao
I pretty much always have to have IMDB up when watching a movie, because I will inevitably recognize an actor and will need to find out where I saw them before. It’s wild to me how confident so many people are without even thinking to double check
“God has never created a drop of alcohol”
Jesus, the son in Father, Son, and Holy Spirit: am I a joke to you?
4:31 I’m too dumb to be this dumb, someone help me find out how Einstein got “40k in 7 years”. The math ain’t mathing and I give up.
15:30 OP is wrong here incase anyone was wondering. UK is a group of territories, not countries. UK is the country
You belong on the sub. The UK is a group of countries that is also a country. On topic, Britain and the UK are not the same, the main notable difference being that the UK includes Northern Ireland, but Britain does not. Still related Ireland isn’t a part of the UK or Britain, don’t say that, you’ll get yourself killed. Finally and still related, the UK is part of Europe, the thing that it isn’t a part of is the European Union, Europe is just a continent lmao.
@@majesticeagle5461 Ireland and UK are countries. England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are part of the UK. I think I know more about the country i'm from
@@Nintendude0 England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland are also countries, but I understand being confused
@@Nintendude0 also you living there makes no difference lmao
@@majesticeagle5461 They are not countries they're territories. Literally just search it up.
13:21 The actual answer is 24 btw.
2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+(2x0)+2
2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+0+2
Cutting it short, 2x0 is 0, drop the zero, and there are 12 2's. 12 x 2 is 24.
As a side note, why does everyone forget the Order of Operations? It's _literally_ the easiest thing in the entirety of algebra.
There's no + after the end of the first and second row tho, so there could he two 22's
I Love this subreddit
This channel is very correct and also confidently. I thought it was confidentally for some reason so i guess i belong on that subreddit.
Unfortunately that guy going off about BG3 is probably just a homophobe who's upset that you can form relationships with any of the characters, regardless of gender, and that there's an option to pick your pronouns and how people address you in-game. They're probably trying to make it sound smart just to avoid sounding like a homophobic d-bag, but it's just an irate rant about a game that's beautifully inclusive of everyone.
1:30 that’s Pokémon Black and White 2. The location shown is a haunted house, so I believe what they’re saying is that when you’re level grinding in the haunted house against the ghost Pokémon found there, you’re fighting the ghosts of humans.
Eevee is also spelled like that. Funnily enough it’s normal type so can’t hit ghosts with its normal type moves, but it also has bite most of the time which is a dark move and maybe other moves that can hit them so it doesn’t really matter lol.
Oh oh oh! I have a semblance of knowledge on the plane thing! Flaring *is* used for braking in the air to quickly slow speed and make sure you don't hit the runway too fast, and making sure the back wheels touch first for a smoother landing.
11:34 he would be right if the poem were japanese.
I understand his confusion, as the word haiku is derived from the japanese 俳句, meaning listen. The word haiku in japanese has 3 syllables, which could lead him to think that its the same in english.
4:05 it would actually add up to more than twice of that. Specifically, $10,737,418.23
Close, but it’s starting at 1 penny, 2^0, not 2. This means it would be 2^29 instead of 2^30 since it has to double once to get to 2^1. Very easy mistake to make, I don’t blame you. You’re still way better at this than most people.
Regardless the point still stands. The people can’t math.
@@chefcircuit5392 I just used calculator and double each addend for the next one. I kept it organized by having 6 sets of parentheses and kept count that there were 5 numbers in each one.
@@Soldfor62cents that’s the thing. That’s 2^30, not 2^29. One of those 2s should be a 1, since it starts at a penny and that doubles.
@@chefcircuit5392 oh shoot yeah I accidentally put 24 cents when I was meaning 23
@@Soldfor62cents glad we could check our calculations instead of ending up on this sub
0:32 the Bible made the world? Poor god being upstaged by his own book
Somebody prolly already said this, but I believe Samhain is pronounced "Sowen"
This is already ironic but would especially be so if I'm incorrect, lol. I did research on Halloween and Saint's Day earlier in October, and happened to pass by a blurb that mentioned the pronunciation of Samhain. Was kinda like "Huh...I think I seen that before."
I love that the “Halloween origins” person was also misspelling “Día de Los Muertos” as “Dios de Los Muertos,” so they were wrong on two counts