Endorphin Port
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ก.ค. 2021
- the story continues at endorphinport.com
Directed by Danny Scharar
Executive produced by Harris Mayersohn
Edited by Danny Scharar
DP Whit Conway
Score by Mikal Cronin
Visual Effects Cole Kush and Jason Harvey
Color by Nicholas Lareau
sound mix by Colin Alexander
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"I cannot do it alone and I have tried - I need American money" might be my new excuse for everything.
"PLEASE!"
It's tshirt material
f*ck like superman, with an iron brain.
Connor O'Malley is the Ray Kurzweil for the Chaturbate generation.
Conner
@@Noguarantees637 pedant
@@grw707 🥺
I liken him more to Francis E. Dec
Absolutely turnt up comment
Can't believe Zuck finally made the Endorphin Port
i will come if you will
Connor beat Zuck to Meta
🌽📯🔥
People see a comedic sketch, I see one of the most poignant technological critiques of the decade. This is the true spirit of cyberpunk, William Gibson would approve.
Its brilliant and hilarious. Kurt Vonnegut would also approve.
Beautiful. Just ain't a Conner vid unless he's screaming deranged shit across busy traffic.
you know shits about to get real when our boy is wearing a suit that almost fits
I got the distinct impression he was wearing a bullet proof vest under that suit.
@@PersonNonRegatta he always wears a vest that holsters the selfie stick out in front of him
endorphin port took my email address two weeks ago and I'd like to request it back please
"fits"is very subjective with our boy
2:21 "The body is bad, the bodies not goooood" - I say this line in my head probably once a week.
The fact he came back to this joke multiple years later is a testament to his dedication
i think its just been in the works for that long
what joke?
and then there's the irish-american connection with some of the merch on the site
He really brought back the Irish Mob.
@@grillacoupethere’s an update to endorphin port. Jeremybot is here!!!
where?
the safdie brothers never miss
if they cast conner as the lead in their next movie it will make 100 billion dollars
@@kevmack93 God I need this to happen.
Conner looks like the main character of a crime thriller about a jewish gambler in crippling debt
This. Fucking. Comment. Rules.
Was literally scrolling down to see if anyone said directed by the safdie brothers
Connor O’Malley : Transhumanist Saint
Conner
@@Noguarantees637 Connor
Illuminated Tecnocratic Saint of the People's Republik of DubyaDubyaDubya.
@@KnivingDispodia Connor
@@demolition_lovers Conner
conner omalley both successfully skewered and made a better ad for the metaverse months ahead of zucc. respect
this one more like the methaverse
@@Jokaanannah Zuccs one is the methaverse. But this on the other hand is a masterpiece!!..
@@RealJugLY To be fair, meth has given this world many masterpieces. Like more meth.
The spirit of John McAfee lives on
I needed this comment thank u
rip
Connor is the type of guy to scare Eric Andre
Eric is his own planet..... connor rules, but Eric 10x more extra
Eric Andre is a hack who just ripped off the shock humor pioneers of early internet culture and put it in a tv show format. Connor is a trailblazer. Don't you ever put their names in the same sentence again you little worm. You will never see the light of day again
@@JohnWhatshisdoe you are the only hack I see
@@JohnWhatshisdoe we cool kids laugh at Andre haters like you
@@JohnWhatshisdoe ok... who asked
I come back here every so often to realign my chakras
"I cannot do it alone; I have tried. I need American money. PLEASE!" has to be my favorite line. Reminds me of his old Vine series.
I need America to send me an envelope of pills
I honestly think this is Conner's masterpiece.
Frankenstein’s Chick: Sped Up dethroned this.
@@TheElectricMayhem that was good but not even in the same league as this
Agreed, his magnum opus. Though ANTIFA in my neighbourhood is up there also.
I can’t wait to virtually chill with my boy Jeremy and drink sprite
I gave Jeremy my email on endorphin port and he keeps sending me pictures of stomped dogs
Endorphin Port is rad man, let's chill.
You guys going to the chill weed desert concert
“IM A GUN”
Connor is so intimidating even the cameraman doesn't want to get near him.
Lmao this gets funnier the more i think about it
he has the energy of at least fifteen gary buseys.
It was the cameraman that called the police.
"I need American money" I felt that
''The body is bad, the body's not good! The body is BAD, the body's not GOOOOOD!''
Basically the theme for most of David Cronenberg's filmography.
“I can’t do it alone. I need American dollars.” Put that shit on my tombstone… that’ll show the faculty!
A non-religious digital Christianity requires real American dollars, not that crypto-cult crap that I lost $47 million dollars (that my parents made somehow) but still can't buy a cheeseburger with. #MAGA.
@@Seedr0 If you lost 47 million dollars with crypto in the last 5 years, you're possibly one of the worst investors of all time
Hahaha!! Fuck!!
@@Dahk calm down guy its a prank
You'll *pay* to know what you *really* think.
"Mental soldiers in a war with no enemy" That shits deep, Kojima level deep.
Best TH-cam comment I’ve ever read 😂😂😂😂😂
So, shallow with a side of bad gameplay mechanics?
that part got me too. I really did feel that.
Digitally chilling with your boy, Jeremy
We are the protagonists.. we are the hero's.. praised by crowds of one's and zeros
A year later and this is still one of the greatest things ever made
who cares man
@@nihilist6008 i love u
A year an 5 months later and this has slipped to 14th greatest thing ever made
@@dangerrayy and even then it’s just a lesson not to slip up, which goes to show the genius of it all
Cute dog avi telling a dude named nihilist with an all black avi they are loved is warming my soul right now.
this 5 minute joke about a guy peddling a virtual world is more emotionally resonant than everything ernest cline has ever written in his entire life
to give this a compliment that actually means something this is one of those things where the presentation is so fucking good I wholeheartedly believe in and support the message despite knowing that it is a joke
@@AustinJSchaeffer He creates Endorphin port only to go home to nine screens, glued to them. Amazing commentary on what we are seeking with the metaverse. A new escape from our escape
The absolute longest 5 minutes of my life
fret not brother for time no longer exists in the endorphin port
omg I read your comment and was like "that's because it was 10 minutes. is this a bit?" and then I looked and saw that it WAS just 5 mins wow
idk how he does it, but everytime i watch a connor vid, i'm like "i feel like this has been going on for 10 minutes" check the fucking thing and it's like a 2:34, this guy bends time
this is very true
In a world where content creators are leg to leg, in constant race, vying to waste more and more of your time for their own financial gain. One man must find a way to pack as much absolutely insane wild shit into every minute of his videos as digitally possible. Someone check the files, he's using neo-future informational comedy compression technologies far outside the reaches of the common man.
A treat
*Digitally chilling with your boy Jeremy*
To just think he’s one Michelob ultra away from Nirvana is heart breaking
gofundme him a cold one
@@signifidelica2819 I read that as "gofundhim a cold one" and I like that more
smells like teen spirit
More like absinthe and cocaine
This gave me the courage to imagine a beautiful future where the whole planet is digitally popping off on minion squad
VRchat is literally that. Have fun with that information.
Timhead here: these FUCKING minionbs
I just popped off to this comment
Vr chat
This is legitimately beautifully directed.
I can't stop rewatching this. Conner has reached a whole new level.
I knoe! This is my fav of his.
I’m going to watch this fives times a day for the next eleven years.
powerful
Alright with you
if you think a mere 20085 views will make you worthy of Endorphin Port you are wrong
@@TEHBILB I’LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.
You will be living it before then. Artificial Intelligence is coming full bore quicker than you can ever imagine.
“Pawg Attacked By Milf.” Now I’ve seen everything.
genuinely believe this to be the best video on youtube
I think it actually is tho
@@WiseManoftheSea same
Benny Harvey R.I.P Miss you big man,
Gone but not forgotten
Miss you big man
Miss you big man Harvey. Don’t go to Yoker
and when the world needed him most he returned
"The body is bad. The body is not good." Oh yeah, baby, Gnosticism about to make a big comeback.
Did you see it say that on the electric sign above the tunnel at 0:45?
@@TreeFullz I missed that! Incredible.
I love the poem. Especially the part about playing to crowds of ones and zeros.
this should have 10 billion views.
Its incredible how bizarre he can make himself look
He's normal not weird
tim heidecker's look, with each new season of on cinema, theres a wild ride.
At this point I really need to know if Connor actually smokes cigs or just has that much devotion for his various characters
Well, at this point he does.
Metaverse is cool when connor does it
From time to time I revisit this video so I can remind myself what it’s like to have hope again
finally, the lord has returned
This is what E3 was missing this year
Mark Zuckerberg watching this a furiously taking notes
Doug Demuro: “THIIIIIISSSS is an Endorphin Port and im about about to show you all its quirks and features and give it a Doug score”
"And when you enter his house he has NINE monitors! Not ten, not eight but nine! How did the Endorphin Port come up with this number? Well we'll never know WHAT they were thinking, but this layout does form a quirky square that looks just like one huge monitor which is perfect for ... looking at stock tickers, playing Minecraft, watching car videos or ANYTHING else you can think of! Very interesting!"
"but first let me plug my money making scheme and talk about it for 2 minutes straight"
Exactly what I was thinking
we need
we need
we need
The 0:40 endorphine port edit on the Tom and Jerry poster is amazing. Great work Danny!
Did you notice the “bodies are bad” on the traffic sign right after as well? The details are amazing
@@user-pk4dk8fx9n no I didnt holy shit its there at 0:41 ! At 1:12 there's "Pawg attacked by milf" on the left green barrier
@@benjesterw yea, that was the only thing i noticed at first. But after clicking on your timestamp I saw the one you were talking about, then the "bodies are bad" one
The Voice on the cop car
@@benjesterw this rules, thank you
I’m fully convinced now that Conner is living my dream
👹My two worlds colliding. Get back in the swamp
Wtf Rendi is here
Where am I and how did you get here?
Free uncle turd
@@Dan_Tasty His accounts got mass banned lol.
The poem at the end is so beautiful
Conner predicted Facebook becoming Meta.
“Water will be replaced with sprite” when he said that I fucking died 🤣
How did you type this?!! Is there TH-cam access in the afterlife??
Holy shit I was in tears when his avatar came out of the portal
The perfect uncanny
that thigh gap tho
It’s the apex of male physique, get used to it
@@nickb1762 You are a fellow ManGod; a God amongst men.
This is a modern masterpiece. The first three minutes, I just can't stop watching.
I love that it ends with his avatar watching videos online
This is the plot of Evangelion pretty much
Conner is Gendo while Joe Pera is Shinji. Only question is what happened to Aidy Bryant, and who's her Rei?
I vote Tim Robinson plays Kaji
THIS! Is the Endorphin Port. And it's not a website! Created by Conner O'Malley with American money Its actually a digital heaven! First, I'm going to take you on a tour of the Endorphin Port and show you all of its weird quirks and cool features, THEN I'm going to play it.
Alright, drivin’ the endorphin port. Now the first thing I notice is that it’s surprisingly quiet in here
Doug!
Conner
@@Noguarantees637 Fixed, thanks bruh
I'm gonna need a Timothy score on Endorphinport thanks
“We are the protagonists, we are the heroes, praised by crowds of ones and zeroes”
Out of context to this sketch, that is still an incredibly profound line
r/im14andthisisdeep
@@dannydevito5729most TH-cam users are probably 14 now
Nah I’m twice that age and I think it’s a very clever line given the context
@@bigpompano1659 yeah I’m 34 so not sure what the other guys were talking about lol.
Undoubtedly one of the best video's of all time. This is a genuine masterpiece.
"we can cut god out of this equation" 😂😂😂
So good! I love the idea of god as the middle man
@@ajplumlee6759 I always say that prayer is just mediation with a middleman lol
This is easily the best piece of writing I've seen/heard/read in 2021.
You ought to completely re evaluate your entire life then
Zuckerberg took Endorphin Port renamed it Metaverse, and no shout-out to my boi Connor??? A total injustice.
The body is bad, the body's not good!
*Seinfeld voice* the body's bad, the body's not gooooood!!
"we can cut god out of this uhsisicuquation"
-conner omalley
*Sees Facebook rebranding itself as "Meta" and Zuckerberg talking about creating a "Metaverse" in the latest keynote*
Connver O'Malley: "Hey! That was my idea!"
Psycho-Pass: "No that was mine!"
eXistenZ: "You're both wron-"
Matrix: "Shut up. It was mine... and it was a horrible idea."
Connor I finally realized you run like a vanilla World of Warcraft human after watching you run in almost every video .
lmfaoooo
I heard they're screening this at cannes
"No Rules, just right" So you're saying the world is becoming an outback steakhouse. Well, count me in.
literally tears streaming down my face as i watch this.
the body is bad the body's not goooooooooooooooooood
Papa O'Malley with a new masterpiece to make my testes tingle
Ohh, yeah! That's good!
Can't wait to be digital chillin with y'all
its lit, but I can't feel warmth....
This video made me unafraid to die
“The Body is Bad the Body is not GOOOOOOOD”
I’m Doug Demuro and THIS, is the Endorphin Port
If only Hollywood knew this was the future of filmmaking
You know Hollywood has partly being using AI generated movie scripts for many of their biggest blockbusters for a few years now right?
No sick
No lonely
No complain
Fuck like Superman
with an iron brain
Predicted the metaverse right here
I was waiting for the port to be something you stuck your junk into.
dude I'm SO glad to learn you're one of us!
We're going to be sticking our brains into where our junk used to be, we need to do this.
Nice van!
this is that port th-cam.com/video/KqV8ZxMyZGs/w-d-xo.html
Forestry wtf you doing here?
WE NEED HUDSON YARDS VIDEO GAME BACK NOW!!!
Just uploaded a mirror
He’s basically describing facebooks metaverse
It's called the endorphin point and it's fueled by Irish rage
NO JOKE, THIS WAS A MASTERPIECE
i feel like connor makes his own psychedelic drugs that only he knows about
I think Connor on psychedelics would cause the planet to cave in on its self
Conner*
It's the chaotic good version of the evil LSD in Mandy
beto is still sending him the pills
This aged well
The lighting during the scene where he aggressively shoves the dumpster full of cardboard is so beautiful
Holy shit, score by Mikal Cronin? That's so rad.
Honestly Connor reminds me of a modern-day Salvador Dali just because of how well-done yet totally insane his work is
Conner
thankfully Conner is definitely not a fascist!!
@@DarkJewel191 just looked into his political history since I know most avant-garde artists at the time were left-leaning, it’s odd how he went from being a communist to apolitical to monarchist, and then late in his life called himself “an anarchist and a monarchist”.
Dali was so off-kilter that I wouldn’t be surprised if he thought of his shifting political stances as just another aspect of his bizarre personality, even if that’s not a good way to look at politics
@@zleep9182 I mean Dali was crazy
@@Max25670 them melty clocks tho
This is just the plot of Serial Experiments Lain
He predicted meta verse
This is the SOMA ending everyone wanted
I actually agree with his psychosis on how bodies are bad
speak for yourself. mine's good as hell. i could crush a cinderblock between my asscheeks. i can't stop sneezing.
I agree and I think it bears repeating
Look into Antonin Artaud.
This metaverse ad is quite bold.
This is literally zuckerbergs meta press conference
This is the future Arthur C. Clarke tried warning us about.
Bro why do I see you everywhere, for fucking years at this point
@@pierrefaucon2875I like to comment.
the amazing fucking literally video 🙏🙏🙏
Hey Hot Dad, I am giving you a "LOL" in response to your comment. Hope to see you soon on endorphin website and/or other sites on the web shortly.
oh shit its dad
sup dad
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@@VisceralScab Oh, do you also love/enjoy websites?
Connor’s Endorphin Port > Zuckerberg’s Meta
a squarespace ad at the end would have been *chef kiss
Good to see you are a Connor Murphy enjoyer aswell
Yo I’d donate fr fr
Yo I’d donate fr fr
It is not a website
I don’t think he should’ve ended it any other way than the way he did. ITS NOT A WEBSITE
That’s the most powerful “You wanna be Gollum?!” I’ve ever heard.