It's definitely not like terminator, it is more like deus ex or the matrix but not really characters from those either so much as the guy you knew in high school that based his personality on them
Not convinced this is actually by THAT HACK, the so-called ‘Michael’ Bay, as there are no explosions or lens flare. IMDB says Ron Howard did substantial reshoots for the final release.
That's because your mind has been awakened to the point that you can expand time. You have a power that not many have. Use it to revive the economy and bring back Howard Schultz campaign!
Could not stop thinking about this during Robert Pattinson's narration in the Batman. "They fear the shadows, I am the shadows" is 100% a line that could be from this video. you poisoned my brain
This is some of the best footage for future generations to understand the trajectory we were on. The future is inevitable. It was written in the stars.
@DAMARI SINGH he is a successful comedy writer who's doing fine financially, he's paid from his work on late night talk shows and adult swim. he is spiritually homeless
I was just thinking about internet cafes today. I almost thought it was a time to remember. This video reminded me about how I felt like I was in the Matrix because I paid $1.99 per 5 minutes to play Counter-Strike with some other sweaty dudes as I was drinking Bawls and thinking I made it.
this is what it means to be a man in the 21st century technology. supreme intelligence? check. tendencies of a suave gentlemen? no doubt, kiddo. take a seat in the back and let Him show you who’s really running the show [if you dare]. peel back the layers of reality and seek the source code.
I'm about the same age as Conner and I went to school with this exact guy. If you took the "Chris" character from Kyle Mooney and merged it with this version of Conner it would be my old classmate. He wouldn't do work in school but he'd write Matrix inspired poetry, stories and general thoughts on all of the worksheets. Shit about humanity being a virus and anything else you could imagine. I wish we had made copies because we'd make a point to sneak back in after class and read each paper and they were *the* funniest things I've ever read to this day. He dressed just like this and would flip his trenchcoat/duster in the halls as he walked to make it look like the coat was being blown by the wind. It ruled. Dude fucking ruled. He's probably a real estate agent or some very gay, very not-Neo shit now but he ruled in HS. He took both pills, cummed binary code and dissected the Matrix with his balls. He knew things of hidden knowledge.
Sadly my balls are quite dull I greatly respect this fellow for sharpening his balls or being born naturally superior in which case I feel sorry for his mother in which case RIP momma it was kinda worth it.
YES! My brother and I both agree that we absolutely went to high school with an amalgamation of this character and Kyle Mooney's Chris Fitzpatrick. Fucking amazing.
Connor your comedy, in it’s absurdity, has a genuine theatrical quality to it. I’ve watched this video like 7 times now, but not just because it’s funny. I genuinely enjoy it. There’s something subterranean; a thread through all of it that pokes at the hyper-seriousness that surrounds so many cultural aspects that are clearly a joke. The teetering American empire lumbering towards its eventual collapse, the failures of capitalism, it’s all reflected in your work. I’m sure it’s intentional; I’m sure that your work in some ways conveys things you want to talk about but aren’t sure how, but I want you to know you make my life a little brighter and I hope you’re happy and well. I am somewhat of a comedian myself, but moreso within my own life, and I know there’s a deep darkness, a disappointment with the world I’m coping with. I don’t know if we articulate our appreciation for people who make things to entertain us often enough, so here’s my attempt at that.
3:45 this might the most important and inspirational quote of all time. Not to mention how insane it is that he transformed from a speeding motorcycle into a awesomely dressed hacker of the matrix!
Another triumph! Thank you for this spoken word essay, filled with so many insights into the quasi-mystical nature of the HUMAN machine. You’ve said what so many of us are thinking; we are each a digital world, and the digital world is all of us.
It’s like terminator but he’s a reddit moderator
no this is more like Deus Ex
Dude not terminator it’s the matrix
That's my guy!
It's definitely not like terminator, it is more like deus ex or the matrix but not really characters from those either so much as the guy you knew in high school that based his personality on them
Lol
is this what 5g does to people
If it does, I can't wait for it to come to my city
google user
How it feels to chew 5 gum
5g of mushrooms
@@knowbuddy0 came here to comment that and you got to it first
I need some more of that 5G bro
Can't believe Conner managed to close times square to film this!
He has the power of god y'know.
Aidy Bryant clout.
He didn't, New York is severely impacted by the Covid 19, that's why the streets are empty.
@@pommemelon7026 No, this was filmed in 2003...
@@pommemelon7026 whaaat? is that why my parents died?????
We live in age of computer....
Help computer
Sexy feet google
Stop all the downloadin.
send the best emojis
And I have conducted sex
He's beginning to believe...
Crazy that Michael Bay predicted all these movie quotes from the future. Guess he’s just THAT good.
Joel Haver love you Joel
Love you Craig
Not convinced this is actually by THAT HACK, the so-called ‘Michael’ Bay, as there are no explosions or lens flare. IMDB says Ron Howard did substantial reshoots for the final release.
hey Joel nice
make stuff like this joel
Uncut gems 2.0 (ONLINE)
Shame Howard got *BLEEPED FOR SPOLIERS* would of been awesome to see a 1v1
It's only 4 minutes but feels like a whole movie.
That's because your mind has been awakened to the point that you can expand time. You have a power that not many have. Use it to revive the economy and bring back Howard Schultz campaign!
Better then all matrix combined
Jerm Punchy yes but only because the matrix sequels all count as negative points in the total sum
@@jonvolkmar3349 dont tell me math
When Conner will be the soul survivor of the Corona Virus in NYC.
Lonequacker he has merged with the cyber
Listerine gatorade turned Conner into Morpheus
I am Legend
Contravirus*
Could not stop thinking about this during Robert Pattinson's narration in the Batman. "They fear the shadows, I am the shadows" is 100% a line that could be from this video. you poisoned my brain
LOL
I swear this movie has already been made by Neil Breen, twice
Lol 😂
0:38 is so Neil Breen I thought he was a cameo
he is here... now
Thrice
3:45 is a certified Breen moment, morphing from a motorcyclist
I will literally watch any piece of content that Conner O'Malley puts out until the end of time. The true genius of our era.
Do you like the most recent one where he humps a box? lol
song is Your Touch by Nine Inch Nails
thought it was NIN, piano sounded very similar. like Adrift and at Peace
you are a life saver thank you
‘Keep your father close and your emanys closer’ -Godfella 2
An emany of my emany is a frend of mine.
He's the player. We're all just living in his world.
The fact that no one is out makes this so good lmao
The way you memorize these movies is like frickin Rain Man
This dude's a frickin legend
AP World History students will have to one day write a DBQ on capitalism using only this video
You've plumbed my brain to retrieve DBQ
GOD FUCKING FUCK DBQS
Ayyeeee Tame Impala 👍
Are you related to paul Sargent?
Kenetic Kups oh cmon dbqs were the easiest one
''Look yourself in the mirror and say I'm... I'm the, I'm the number one fucker.''
That's the motivation we all need to keep in mind for ourselves.
This is some of the best footage for future generations to understand the trajectory we were on. The future is inevitable. It was written in the stars.
i love how trent reznor and atticus ross are somehow always playing
Hey Conner
I’m from Germany and yesterday I smoked 200 cigarettes for 5g!
We’re changing the world!
Back at it again pimpin in the big city
fit sick as hell
holy shit
i always knew you had a good taste but damn
you have a *good* taste
He looks like Cyrus from trailer park boys
safety always off
Fuck off hes got work to do
My dad told me he was proud of me once.. Fucking prick.
1000000%
*pulls up in trans am with rock n roll playing*
It's beyond comedy. It's high art. Every one of us achieved this state after watching The Matrix or playing as JC Denton in Deus Ex.
Baby stuff. Ever read Neuromancer?
I didn't think so.
I have merged with the cyber.
Conner is homeless. He uploads and edits his videos in internet cafe’s
DAMARI SINGH yes
@DAMARI SINGH he is a successful comedy writer who's doing fine financially, he's paid from his work on late night talk shows and adult swim. he is spiritually homeless
Is he still with Aidy? He cannot be homeless
I was just thinking about internet cafes today. I almost thought it was a time to remember. This video reminded me about how I felt like I was in the Matrix because I paid $1.99 per 5 minutes to play Counter-Strike with some other sweaty dudes as I was drinking Bawls and thinking I made it.
Hell no, he's very succesfull in comedy and writing for late night talk shows. He's wife is a succesful regular on SNL
What running out of adderall feels like
Connor’s out here living that Mr. Robot season 1 finale life
this is what it means to be a man in the 21st century technology. supreme intelligence? check. tendencies of a suave gentlemen? no doubt, kiddo. take a seat in the back and let Him show you who’s really running the show [if you dare]. peel back the layers of reality and seek the source code.
Thought you typed ‘chicken tendies’ and not “check. tendencies..”
Laughed really hard at the possibility of a Chicken Tendies Suave Gentleman
Za Warubro that’s one of the highest forms of SuaveGentleman™️ there is. Welcome to the club, kid.
I'm about the same age as Conner and I went to school with this exact guy. If you took the "Chris" character from Kyle Mooney and merged it with this version of Conner it would be my old classmate.
He wouldn't do work in school but he'd write Matrix inspired poetry, stories and general thoughts on all of the worksheets. Shit about humanity being a virus and anything else you could imagine. I wish we had made copies because we'd make a point to sneak back in after class and read each paper and they were *the* funniest things I've ever read to this day. He dressed just like this and would flip his trenchcoat/duster in the halls as he walked to make it look like the coat was being blown by the wind. It ruled. Dude fucking ruled.
He's probably a real estate agent or some very gay, very not-Neo shit now but he ruled in HS. He took both pills, cummed binary code and dissected the Matrix with his balls. He knew things of hidden knowledge.
It was actually you wasn't it?
Digibros
Sadly my balls are quite dull I greatly respect this fellow for sharpening his balls or being born naturally superior in which case I feel sorry for his mother in which case RIP momma it was kinda worth it.
sometimes i feel like i knew things when i was 16 that ive forgotten now that im 32
YES! My brother and I both agree that we absolutely went to high school with an amalgamation of this character and Kyle Mooney's Chris Fitzpatrick. Fucking amazing.
I know you're aware but this is a masterpiece and I believe you are too
Master chief died for our sins. And we all know who did it. And it wasnt the covenant or the flood
Thanks Obama
@JDG3981 Hi, you've won a free coat. Please turn on your location feature so our drone can deliver it immediately.
All Gas no Breaks: Listening to crazy people
Joe Goes: Crazy person interviewing regular people
Conner OMalley: Schizophrenia
I think nardwuar and Eric andre need to be in that list
You've just listed 3 of my favorite YTs that I've gone thru and binged every video.
LOL YES!
i miss joe goes
Joe goes??? Oh you mean that woman.
the food i eat is digital
BRING BACK THE MCDONALDS VIDEO PLEAEAAAAASE I NEED IT TO SURVIVE THE CONTRAVIRUS QUARANTINE
HE CANT ;_; HE LOST THE OG FILES ITS LOST TO TIME WE'RE DIPSHITS FOR NOT DOWNLOADING IT
Evangelos5647 what happened there?
@@DylanBelievesInTheNet NOOOOOO ;_;
The video is actually lost? That's very sad.
Bro I had no idea this video existed and now that I know it exists and that it’s lost I can no longer live
Conner always makes me feel like I've taken too many percocet.
Never commented on anything before, but 3:47 was too sick
“You either live long enough to become the hero, or you die trying to become the villain.”
How does this 4 minute video feel like a whole season of any AMC show
I’m gonna recite this next time my date asks me to tell her about myself. Also empty NYC is a whole ass vibe.
The father figure I always needed
I would watch two hours of that
CONNER
SEXY
BADASS
DIGITAL
CYBERPUNK
GOD
CSBDCG indeed. CSBDCG
Singing Alaina morisette was easily the best part of this
yes, thank you, why did i have to scroll down this far to find this comment?
gotta say this one of the most compelling pieces of cinematic excellence I've ever been lucky enough to gaze upon. absolute masterpiece.
that was fucking sweet when the motorcycle became him
the sequel to Deus EX that we need in these trying times
if you ever wanted to film weird footage in a semi-empty time square... this is the time. hurry before Cuomo opens the city up.
There’s a deeply sad undercurrent to this one simply because of how empty NYC is
one person took the blue pill.
damn never thought about it like that
In my religion… God is a computer. And his only son… is Masterchief.
sick and ill so cool
This is essential viewing for all gamers!
One of the best vids I have seen in a long while
Connor your comedy, in it’s absurdity, has a genuine theatrical quality to it. I’ve watched this video like 7 times now, but not just because it’s funny. I genuinely enjoy it. There’s something subterranean; a thread through all of it that pokes at the hyper-seriousness that surrounds so many cultural aspects that are clearly a joke. The teetering American empire lumbering towards its eventual collapse, the failures of capitalism, it’s all reflected in your work. I’m sure it’s intentional; I’m sure that your work in some ways conveys things you want to talk about but aren’t sure how, but I want you to know you make my life a little brighter and I hope you’re happy and well. I am somewhat of a comedian myself, but moreso within my own life, and I know there’s a deep darkness, a disappointment with the world I’m coping with. I don’t know if we articulate our appreciation for people who make things to entertain us often enough, so here’s my attempt at that.
No man it's just for fun.
@@rekingooo a mix of both
It always feels somehow dirty to read serious shit into something so incredibly silly but I think you are right
Ennui, anomie
This is the new Halo: Infinite leak I was looking for. Master Chef is son of god computer
My girlfriend is asleep next to me and when I put this on she started levitatiny. So sick
We're all in this together.
How many artists are left making art in the world. One, two? Three?
can cant on your hands
Severely underrated in his filmography. A true masterpiece.
3:45 this might the most important and inspirational quote of all time. Not to mention how insane it is that he transformed from a speeding motorcycle into a awesomely dressed hacker of the matrix!
It’s been a few years but im back enjoying this one once again.
I like how he’s screaming and I can hear it in my head
i swear this guy makes a 4 minute video feel like an hour.
How is it that I'm literally cracking up at only the title and the first 1 second of video?
I wait for these uploads like life-sustaining pharmaceuticals. Seriously.
Thank you dude.
JC Denton is having a mental breakdown after he kills all npcs in a level.
this is so funny and those shots in times square are legit cool, great job love ya conner thumb emoji
Another triumph! Thank you for this spoken word essay, filled with so many insights into the quasi-mystical nature of the HUMAN machine. You’ve said what so many of us are thinking; we are each a digital world, and the digital world is all of us.
>that City 17 M&M
This is what we FIGHT for.
this is stellar and I love u. shout out to Danny Sharar who did a very good jorb out there
I come back and watch every video every few weeks
I love that his mind went here during the first 4 days of Covid19
I keep my emenies close
this man truly is the brightest mind of our generation. amazing.
"I'm the number one fucker" -conner o malley
Truly this man is the last of the truly great film artists he stands at the apex of his craft
This is my favorite video ever
youtube doesn't deserve artists as good as Conner
Deux Ex: Stonks Only Go Up
This is great work thank you so much
You have our immense gratitude.
Thank you
The Alanis Morissette lyrics destroyed my wife lol
If it destroyed her she doesn’t get the message junior
Every moment and minecraft ban of the pandemic was worth it for this 4 minutes and 14 seconds
Thank you Michael Bay.
The motorcycle cut to Connor posing changed me.....
Idk how, but it changed me
its true we do live in age of compueter
A radical manifesto for our unique times. Bodies moving through digital spaces, reterritorialization of the techno-masculine. Bravo
This is the first matrix reboot
Best short film of the year
I didn't know that Matrix 4 was already shooting. Thanks for the sneak peak footage, Conner!
I have lost my faith in humanity many times before, but the fact that this doesn't have 150 million views is just the last straw for me.
You're my favorite new channel I've found of all fucking time. Thank you. Often your comedy comes to me like kid day out of nowhere and I die
Michae Bay still has gas in the tank ⛽️
Some turkeys understand mathematics for the record 🦃 🇹🇷 📊
0:07 TROLLS WORLD TOUR BB!
dir MBay really put his heart into this one. Great job team.
You sir need to write and direct a feature length film
Bay’s best work.
Love these vids