As someone who has gone through stimulant psychosis, the first half of this video brought back a legitimate ptsd type response. Good job connor, that takes talent.
Oh that's what its called? I think I went thru that too I was seeing cats in the corners of my eyes all the time even tho there wasn't a cat and then also it was when I was in school so instead of focusing I hyperfocused on drawing really well thru class. I drew hyperrealistic frogs and I drew sk good and now I can't do that anymore cause I'm not pumped full of Adderall from my psychiatrist. Was a weird ass 6 months no wonder this vid felt oddly relatable
@@dangerousd1312 so cannibal corpse can write a whole song about it but an innocent comedian can’t smash a face with a hammer in the name of ART?????? What has this whole woke world come to 🙄
Retail should really be like conscripted military; its mandatory so everyone can learn what its like and give retail workers some respect but also you cannot do it for any longer than x amount of years or you will have absolutely lost your mind completely by your 30s and be maladjusted to re-enter society. F's for all those retail veterans still out there
he could've just countered meet the grahams + not like us with this and it'd been game over. de-escalating the whole beef by getting kendrick to goon to lois griffin and joining the positivity force.
Some people train their whole lives to watch all of a Conner O’Malley video. Takes will and discipline. Can’t wait for the Olympics committee to acknowledge our talents.
@@mateostenberg heck yeah man fight the power let’s create a system that fight to the power but then we have to fight that system because we have to fight systems
Truly one of the most touched geniuses of our time. 2000 years ago this guy would have been making predictions from a cave in Greece while huffing incense smoke
Already feels years old. This is legit one of my favorite comedic whatevers of all time. If anyone knows about this 5-15 yrs in the future they will be my best friend
This is seriously one of the best videos i've ever seen, it surmises the zeitgeist so well. nail on the head, thanks for making this and making me feel a little less insane.
When i saw this I actually had a fever of 102 and hadnt slept in over 3 days. It was such a strange blend of terror and hilarity. I was convinced this video had been sent to me via divine providence.
I watched this for the first time while high and it was the hardest I have ever laughed and possibly the hardest i’ve ever cried and I felt like I was gonna vomit at multiple points. It was one of the most emotionally intense experiences of my life.
The "recent" search list on his Instagram in the beginning is the perfect encapsulation of what Connor is trying to portray here. Absolutely brilliant.
@@Jonny11299 tuna fish contains good brain chemicals but they put dyes in it that's why it tastes bad, that's why most people are low energy it's because the dyes they put in the food that's make the good food taste bad. You need to start eating raw foods only like cornstarch and tuna because it helps with the ratios of blood and light which is a part of the value scheme we were brought up in. help others as long as they help you by shifting your vibe with them but don't let other people see you eat because it isn't time for them to know about the dyes. keep that under your hat okay? people don't like to hear about anything that might give them a fright even if it will lead them to more wisdom or even God's will, which is the same reason why they laugh at dr Phil even though he is a doctor. doctor Phil and Jesus and Barack Obama and all the celebrities know about the tuna fish too but they are able to eat as much foods as they like around other people because their metabolism isn't effected by the dyes. I am still investigating the reasons for tht I think it has to do with the vaccine but also as we all know, Doug Prishpreed who contacted the aliens the FBI knows about warns of speculating on the causes of the dyes because the ly might be put there to keep us from killing the planet. but as long as you eat the tuna alone it will be fine, just double check first . that's how to claim the purest energy possibly ever discovered on this plane
The fact you can audibly hear drakes voice crack from his 103 just goes to show how important it was for drake to help out our fellow connor really goes to ahow how impactful the need to spread the positivity force
This is exactly how I felt last night thanks to my dad's coworker giving him the virus. I caught it from my dad because we sit pretty close to each other while using our computers before work. I've been playing a lot of baldurs gate 3 so my fever dream consisted of save scumming an inconsequential roll with a former coworker in my party. We actually bonded over the experience because he told me that his fever dream was also related to work after we both woke up at 3am. He had to pee and I had to grab an icepack/ibuprofen. I couldn't close my eyes without the migraine getting worse. None of my discord friends cared so hopefully this gets the word out
I like to keep it Hispanic organic. An avocado a day keeps the kinnear cartel away. I can say that because I'm Portuguese. If you don't believe me look up 'Portuguese' on your local gif generator and tell me henry cavil superman isn't Portuguese. Objectively the best Uber mensch
I don't know how to categorize this as anything other than brilliant performance art. You are a genius. Anybody who doesn't get you is not in on the joke of our times.
AFTER LISTENING TO THIS FOR SEVERAL DAYS I‘M CURED OF ALL ANXIETY MY BODZ EFFIN SWELTERING AND I‘M FINALLY THE KINDNESS I WANNA SEE IN THE WORLD. On a completely unrelated note: Proud to say "JC Penny conspired to devalue Kohl's kash to get people to use JC Penny Pounds. Use your JC Penny Pounds to purchase plaid pants right now!"
Found this while baked and decided to show my brother after we took edibles together. He lost his MIND. He wasn’t just howling with laughter, he was WAILING. Tears were flowing, he was gasping for breath, this man was losing himself. Genuinely thought he was gonna puke at a couple points and we can’t stop referencing it. It’s become tradition to watch it every time I get high so thank you for creating a tradition between siblings, Connor.
Why is no one acknowledging this as the first move in the drake kendrick beef
i mean yes but technically it was the control verse that led to this track so i think it gets glossed over by many
Cause it's not beef, it's wholesome. Drake helped someone out of a 103 fever and inspired the Positivity Force.
@@booploops22 Drake is trying to stop World War 3, but Kendrick was hired by the illuminati to put it back on course
@@booploops22 unintentionally the best thing Aubrey ever did 🥰
@@swoop8047 He’s not ALL bad, or at the very least his AI representation.
I need this to be forcibly downloaded onto everyone’s camera roll like the u2 album
Bars
@@tuckerallen1421he cookin 😤
ive watched this over 20 times help help
This is genuinely the funniest and most conner-esque comment I’ve ever read on a Conner video. And that’s a high bar.
Peace
“Great art comforts the disturbed and disturbes the comfortable.”
I'm the disturbed and let me tell you this video gets me comfortable af
"gooning will prevent a war in the holy land, but you've got to edge to keep it inside the gland" BARS
You've got to IIIIIIDGE to keep it inside tha glandddddddd
Rockstar went above and beyond with this one, 2025 can’t come soon enough
Goon heads eatin good tonight!
Dare I say it, this might be the first GTA to go INSANEO STYLE
I need to have Conner O’Malley as one of the talk show hosts in gta6
@@GyroZeppelYES
this DOES have gta 6 trailer energy, joel. Youre not wrong
The fact Conner gave Drake the exposure shows what a good guy he is. Helping the little guys!
You mean the crippled kid from Degrassi?
Connor is no slouch. He invented FuckCoin and ate tons of female human shit.
He started from the bottom, Marge's bottom
Helped my little guy, that’s for sure
As n Irish, this deescalated a severe burp attack I had while sipping Firestone brew, achoooo 🌡
The difference between him directing traffic before and after the positivity force is hands down my favorite little detail.
I know right? So much calmer and better adjusted to his surroundings.
OMG i didn't notice, i thouhght before he was just being crazy in the highway
true haha I didnt pick up on that
yelling and directing a one way lane to just keep going loudly over and over vs actually at a 4 way intersection confidently guiding the traffic
Underrated: "Talk about seltzer, why's it so fizzy?"
i need to go to a connor o’malley show so i can shout this at him
Next stop, Carbonation station
That got me too 😂
As someone who has gone through stimulant psychosis, the first half of this video brought back a legitimate ptsd type response. Good job connor, that takes talent.
also brought back ptsd type response for and scared me lmao. oh jeez
Oh that's what its called? I think I went thru that too I was seeing cats in the corners of my eyes all the time even tho there wasn't a cat and then also it was when I was in school so instead of focusing I hyperfocused on drawing really well thru class. I drew hyperrealistic frogs and I drew sk good and now I can't do that anymore cause I'm not pumped full of Adderall from my psychiatrist. Was a weird ass 6 months no wonder this vid felt oddly relatable
yeah these videos don't feel the same without my brain being cooked. it's cool tho, life is kind of better.
@@ByeBaybe wdym brain being cooked
stimulant psychosis is kinda fun if you are aware that it's happening
That crowd work was fire my man!!
he’s gonna get cancelled for this one!
@@dangerousd1312 so cannibal corpse can write a whole song about it but an innocent comedian can’t smash a face with a hammer in the name of ART?????? What has this whole woke world come to 🙄
I have been laughing at this comment for 4 days now
@@JNuts-cv1ib the woke mob knows no bounds
I wish he talked about seltzer and why it’s so fizzy
i watch this once a month and it rejuvenates me
Once a day here. It wakes me up.
the personality he puts on reminds me of like the insane 30-something year old coworkers you have at retail jobs
I feel personally attacked
Retail should really be like conscripted military; its mandatory so everyone can learn what its like and give retail workers some respect but also you cannot do it for any longer than x amount of years or you will have absolutely lost your mind completely by your 30s and be maladjusted to re-enter society. F's for all those retail veterans still out there
me af
Which is exactly why he fit his role in "I Saw The TV Glow" like a glove.
Felt physically ill for the first half of this video but then the positivity force came on and blasted all those negative vibrations out of me
Bro every time I watch this it makes me think I'm getting a fever
Watching Connors videos always makes me feel like im hallucinating
Name ONE person with more mileage on foot on the US freeways and interstates than this man, I'll wait.
Forrest Gump.
Brock Tune!
Man has walked every inch of the BQE at this point
grave man
The guys I see that live on the freeway side. Here in the SFV and LA.
When he said “Masturbation, Jason Bourne” I really felt that
When he said "it's Conner O'Malley time!" I felt that also
drake should've just hired conner as a ghost writer he couldve won the beef easily
he could've just countered meet the grahams + not like us with this and it'd been game over.
de-escalating the whole beef by getting kendrick to goon to lois griffin and joining the positivity force.
i feel so bad for people who don't watch all of a Conner O'Malley video
Some people train their whole lives to watch all of a Conner O’Malley video. Takes will and discipline. Can’t wait for the Olympics committee to acknowledge our talents.
Want you to know I was going to watch the whole thing, I was enjoying it, but your comment made me want to swipe away out of spite. This is on you.
@@mateostenberghell yeah dude
I just found this with no context to the channel. I’m lost😢😢
@@mateostenberg heck yeah man fight the power let’s create a system that fight to the power but then we have to fight that system because we have to fight systems
Exactly what the world needs right now. THANK YOU CONNOR 🕊️
Conner directing one way traffic is killing me
🤣🤣🤣 I missed that detail!
"YES, YOU!"
What does comedy even look like after this
"Ass"
It will win 8 Oscars, including best screenplay.
@@corndogrequiem1728 welcome to costco i love you
@@corndogrequiem1728nah this is cooler than ass
Through the fire and the flame we stay stroking it in his name. Amen 🙏
🗣️ speak to em
inshallah sister
nice pfp
Truly one of the most touched geniuses of our time. 2000 years ago this guy would have been making predictions from a cave in Greece while huffing incense smoke
Rumor has it , he still is actually .
A bunch of people touched him....how traumatizing
Get in, gooner! We're joining the Positivity Force
TH-cam thinks this is a music video so it keeps popping up in my custom mixes lmao
it is
Is it not?
Thank you for the work that you and positivity force are doing to better humanity and promote staycations.
Holy shit this is actually wisecrack? My respect for you guys just skyrocketed 🫡
This is absolutely Michael from Wisecrack. I couldn't help but show official love for the funniest person alive. @@lllULTIMATEMASTERlll
Real
Lmao I always wondered why I liked your channel. Now, I know. We goonin’.
Goonin' our way to peace @@williambrasky3891
103 Fever is the best song Drake has released in years. Good to see Canada's biggest rap singer support the good in the world.
Justin Trudeau?
@@williambrasky3891just becuase Trudeau did blackface doesn’t make him a rapper
Kendrick will never recover from this
Optimus Prime politely nodding got me pretty good
He was vibin off of connors message of positivity
man i haven't even noticed that one yet, what an enigma
Already feels years old. This is legit one of my favorite comedic whatevers of all time. If anyone knows about this 5-15 yrs in the future they will be my best friend
Drake: Ozempic!
Kdot: *takes out hammer*
This hits even better now
Eric Andre wishes he could compete with this level of comedy
I want a giant poster on my wall that says
"Drake you arw responsible for my health."
PS: you MUST goon
reaponsible*
THIS is the kindof music we need more of!! not the corporate CRAP we get all the time! THANK YOU Conner and DRAKE!
you've outdone yourself yet again
Blessings bro
holy shit gravy train
This is Drake AI😭😭
This is seriously one of the best videos i've ever seen, it surmises the zeitgeist so well. nail on the head, thanks for making this and making me feel a little less insane.
as someone whos had a 103 fever for the past 6 months i feel heard
Amazing heckler takedown. Take notes everyone. This is a true veteran of the standup scene. Love unlimited 💗
Will Smith would never
Thank ‘em
A lot of people paid good money to have a good time, totally disrespectful!
🔥🔥🔥WE MAKIN IT OUT THE 103 DEGREE FEVER WITH THIS ONE! 🔥🔥🔥
he died.. :(
😥
Anyone else watch this like every day?
I’ve become numb to it
yeah ive seen it like 10 times already
yeah i cant stop
i notice something new every time
Yes I'm here for my daily listen
When i saw this I actually had a fever of 102 and hadnt slept in over 3 days. It was such a strange blend of terror and hilarity. I was convinced this video had been sent to me via divine providence.
Any updates on the fever? How are you feeling now?
@@unreal_taxi fever is gone, still have a cough but my brain feels normal at last! First flu I've had in like 15 years
The really positivity force is in the comments :)
Beautiful message, I'll be enlisting in the Positivity Force after this!
Say no to war, goon to rule 34.
The dude in the comedy club yelling ozempic. Holy FUCK.
Why can't I stop watching this
Same bro same
I've watched it like 10 times over the past couple months. Something addictive about it.
Because silly, it's Peak-Consumerist Dystopia Fanfiction
Haven't seen crowdwork so electric since Michael Richards at the Laugh Factory in '06!
he said the n word
@@sithgod999 why yes he did!
@@kadiss3512 hell yeah brother
@@sithgod999I put that on repeat and edge to it
@@Omnibushido- very nice and cool positive vibes
i love staycations
now we know why drake wasnt into lois
everybody looking so gorgy
When the world needed him most, he brought the deepest, most positive message of the Bible to all. God Bless.
New Logic single got me jelqing 🔥
We gettin outta the 2 incher club with this one 🔥🔥🔥
I watched this for the first time while high and it was the hardest I have ever laughed and possibly the hardest i’ve ever cried and I felt like I was gonna vomit at multiple points. It was one of the most emotionally intense experiences of my life.
HE PREDICTED AI DRAKE
Hes the white eminem
The "recent" search list on his Instagram in the beginning is the perfect encapsulation of what Connor is trying to portray here. Absolutely brilliant.
Military hardware, porn, hip hop, mall ninja knives, porn and porn. The 6 major food groups of the goon pyramid.
I spent about 3 minutes just pausing the first 10 seconds and taking in every detail and it enhanced my experience so much
i felt like i had been watching this video for at least an hour and i looked down at the timestamp and it said 1:57
This is more relevant now than ever
This was the longest six minutes of my life
i love how Connor just has access to these Industrial Park Wastelands and Construction sites with Live Wires and Cement Blocks and shit everywhere
You say that as if that isn’t just Connor’s natural habitat
we all have access to the wasteland
when youre powered up they let you do it
@@Sternertimehow do I get powered up enough?? I need to know
@@Jonny11299 tuna fish contains good brain chemicals but they put dyes in it that's why it tastes bad, that's why most people are low energy it's because the dyes they put in the food that's make the good food taste bad. You need to start eating raw foods only like cornstarch and tuna because it helps with the ratios of blood and light which is a part of the value scheme we were brought up in. help others as long as they help you by shifting your vibe with them but don't let other people see you eat because it isn't time for them to know about the dyes. keep that under your hat okay? people don't like to hear about anything that might give them a fright even if it will lead them to more wisdom or even God's will, which is the same reason why they laugh at dr Phil even though he is a doctor. doctor Phil and Jesus and Barack Obama and all the celebrities know about the tuna fish too but they are able to eat as much foods as they like around other people because their metabolism isn't effected by the dyes. I am still investigating the reasons for tht I think it has to do with the vaccine but also as we all know, Doug Prishpreed who contacted the aliens the FBI knows about warns of speculating on the causes of the dyes because the ly might be put there to keep us from killing the planet. but as long as you eat the tuna alone it will be fine, just double check first . that's how to claim the purest energy possibly ever discovered on this plane
Drake didn’t respond cause all the characters he mentioned were over 18
The heart part 6 reminded of AI Drake’s verse in this video
CONNOR O MALLEY WAS MONTHS AHEAD OF THIS BEEF TREND
This beat is so fucking sick.
Sleeper codes received, agent activated
"kidneys losing fuction, body aches, chills and shivering" is the hardest shit i have ever heard in my life.
love the positive message ❤
*forceful positivity
conner truly understands the process of becoming unhinged
this video has me in a chokehold. i come back on a daily basis.
This was the prelude to the Kendrick Drake beef
asking women "you like rap?" in the dms and sending them this
Weeds them out to find a keeper
ty king
Gimme money bb
This man is a genius! I've never laughed so hard at someone being sick😂
The fact you can audibly hear drakes voice crack from his 103 just goes to show how important it was for drake to help out our fellow connor really goes to ahow how impactful the need to spread the positivity force
As of now Drake is really doing his part for the Positivity Force. Mad respect keep on gooning man 🫡
I've watched this video at least 10 times now and I've sent it to half a dozen people. I really can't stop watching this shit.
Same lol
i wake up with this shit in my head every morning
dude right? It's up there with the man who would never be
I think you should join the Positivity Force.
This video encapsulates this current decade perfectly, thank you for your service.
Crazy how this is now more relevant than ever!
This is exactly how I felt last night thanks to my dad's coworker giving him the virus. I caught it from my dad because we sit pretty close to each other while using our computers before work. I've been playing a lot of baldurs gate 3 so my fever dream consisted of save scumming an inconsequential roll with a former coworker in my party. We actually bonded over the experience because he told me that his fever dream was also related to work after we both woke up at 3am. He had to pee and I had to grab an icepack/ibuprofen. I couldn't close my eyes without the migraine getting worse. None of my discord friends cared so hopefully this gets the word out
#nofap
You and your dad should get on that drank. It kicks out migraines hakuna matata, it’s just that then you’re on lean
I like to keep it Hispanic organic. An avocado a day keeps the kinnear cartel away. I can say that because I'm Portuguese. If you don't believe me look up 'Portuguese' on your local gif generator and tell me henry cavil superman isn't Portuguese. Objectively the best Uber mensch
I’ve never felt so seen before. We really are all in this beautiful thing together.
@@austentatious7233 my brain
Very nice, thank you for sharing Connor! Hope your fever gets better. Love always ❤️
This is the highest form of art known to man
Yo,
I Heard you got like a 103 fever for the past six months...
I just wanted to say,
*_Me too_*
who’s here after euphoria?
Conner O'Malley straight up predicted Drake's use of AI (found on Taylor Made Freestyle)
Driecting traffic like an absolute psycho is one of the funniest things
I don't know how to categorize this as anything other than brilliant performance art. You are a genius. Anybody who doesn't get you is not in on the joke of our times.
I thoroughly will fux with anyone in the wild who says like or even know of Conor OMalley, also anyone who is anti-Walgreens Defense Force
What a time to be alive
@@morejpeg can you can say that again
I just discovered him. He's good.
Excellent as always Conner. Thank you for spreading your positive message to all four edges of the Earth❤
conner smoked drake before kendrick
“AND Lois” to the beat drop was insane 😂😂😂
He doesnt miss
NO WAY RARE EARTH WATCHES 😹
and lois
ive watched this every 3 days since it came out and i cant stop please help me
back for more
Hope Drake sees this fam 👏
back again
rubbin my hands together oh boy here we go again
here i am
this is what started the drake beeef
I apmost forgot to watch this today
gettin Optimus to lock-in is too lit🔥🔥 keep it up
This is the only thing that can defeat Kendrick
AFTER LISTENING TO THIS FOR SEVERAL DAYS I‘M CURED OF ALL ANXIETY MY BODZ EFFIN SWELTERING AND I‘M FINALLY THE KINDNESS I WANNA SEE IN THE WORLD. On a completely unrelated note: Proud to say "JC Penny conspired to devalue Kohl's kash to get people to use JC Penny Pounds. Use your JC Penny Pounds to purchase plaid pants right now!"
that was INSANE it actually felt like i'm dying and this is my last fever dream
Monthly watch check
The only way Drake can win this beef is if he goes all out with the positivity force.
I have watched this at least once a week for the past 4 months
I've had a 103 fever at least once a week for the past 4 months
Found this while baked and decided to show my brother after we took edibles together. He lost his MIND. He wasn’t just howling with laughter, he was WAILING. Tears were flowing, he was gasping for breath, this man was losing himself. Genuinely thought he was gonna puke at a couple points and we can’t stop referencing it. It’s become tradition to watch it every time I get high so thank you for creating a tradition between siblings, Connor.
BRINGING BACK REAL HIPHOP
KENDRICK JUST CALLED, HE WANTS HIS THRONE BACK
mumble rappers on life support
Every day when i wake up, i reach for my phone and watch this video as to start my day in the best way possible