The Only Thing I Hate About Runescape
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 มิ.ย. 2024
- Welcome to Unguided, where I'm trying to complete every quest in old school runescape without using a guide, wiki or plugins. I'll only be using my limited knowledge and in-game learnings. Full rules below.
Watch the full Unguided series here: • Unguided
RULES
- No use of OSRS wiki (or any equivalent) for anything - this includes looking up item spawns, quest guides, boss guides, anything
- No use of any other quest helper sites
- No use of quest helper plugin
- Essentially no use of any outside-game assistance
CAVEATS
- I love OSRS TH-cam, I might inadvertently learn something I don't know by watching my favourite content creators, but I'm not going to stop watching them so that's just a risk I'm willing to take + it's unlikely going to be relevant for me
- I may use some QoL plugins, but only a few. Loot tracker to prove grinds, ground items so I don't miss drops (and to add cool loot beams lol) and left click to use bones. Nothing that will give me info I didn't previously have
- I'm going to try and avoid any spoiler comments. If you can, please try not to help me if there's an episode where I'm stuck on something. I appreciate the sentiment but telling me an item spawn or quest step could spoil the fun :)
Music:
OSRS OST
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The bar man says he wont talk to you until you buy a drink. You bought a drink, and now he would talk to you.
Yes. I think the rant was unnecessary, the camp has like 3 NPCs with a couple of dialogue options each, it's not that difficult to figure out. He got impatient and ran back and forth to talk to the archaeologist, then thought that was necessary when the "new" dialogue option appeared and got mad
@@exantiuse497 its easy to get impatient when u are doing the quests practically in blind mode
The thing is, the bartender says that, and then you have an option to talk to him and he will keep talking? like the info he gives you is useless here, but it still dialog making it look like the first bit isnt actually true.
@@exantiuse497 the dialogue he missed from the bartender reinforces that "you've got your drink, now get out of here".
Bollocks. Yeah completely missed that whilst playing AND in editing, sometimes I will misread/not fully absorb a bit of text and that turns out to be the most important few words I needed to see. God that would have saved an agonising hour 😭
1:18 Me: Oh boy I can't wait to see how he gets the magic logs.
22:08 AlienFood: Me too, kid. Me too.
You can cheat and figure out the answer by checking the blanks.
I can’t believe putting the lockpick on the table didn’t work
LET'S GO. ANOTHER TANGENT ABOUT THE FAMILY CREST QUEST!
I really hope that Unguided lets his annoyance at Avan become something of a running joke for the series. Anytime a badly designed quest comes up, it ends up with another tangent about the Family Crest quest. Absolutely hilarious seeing him break his awe and amazement at runescape lore/story just to go on a rant about one NPC from several episodes ago.
I''m over it personally, feels like we've had a streak of videos where he's annoyed at the quests and it's a bit of a bummer lol
@Zorayah yeah same here especially as this and death plateau are entirely on him and not the quest design
@@JM-mg4el I wouldn't say entirely on him. A normal development team would update your quest journal after talking to the bar man the first time and have it say something like, "The bartender said he refuses to talk to me unless I buy something to drink from him, maybe I should buy a beer."
@@davidedds6562remember this is 2004 and these quests are just one guy editing his own personal copy of the rs codebase before mod ash manually merges everything
@@davidedds6562 This is what's wrong with a lot of modern games nowadays actually, they handhold you through everything and don't give you the chance to learn or figure things out for yourself
the missing step is buying something to the bartender, the first thing that he tell you is " if you don't buy anything i have nothing to say to you"
The missing step was you talking to the bartender again after buying the beer.
Do ALL the quests feature buying people booze?
@@Ch1pp007 No, but god DAMN there is a LOT of quests that involve that.
@@aMondayMorning typical cambridge kids when they made this game.
Can we get a "my cat's dying" t-shirt?
I had to ask my friend how AlienFood's cat wasn't grown up yet. It turns out he's selling them in West Ardy once they're adults for death runes. What episode he disclosed this in, I do not know.
@@Saltiren if someone has a kitten theyre almost definitely selling them unless theyre very low level growing their first cat
@@Saltiren Did you even watch all of his videos?
@Lollaksyotuube yeah I've seen them multiple times actually. I cant for the life of me remember where he mentioned the cat thing though.
@@Saltirenprobably one of the videos like plague city quest. After all you can't unlock that option until you unlock that side of ardy
If I remember correctly, back in the day, Jagex had an intern program with nearby universities and some of them were making quests. Desert Treasure was made with assets of a scrapped quest series, the original quests being scrapped because the intern’s ideas were completely bonkers. Including the game teleporting players to the Quest start without the player’s input. A quest giver being the final boss, which was a mess to code back in 2004/5. And a Zamorakian quest boss was meant to shout ‘Allah Allah Zamorak!’
definitely would have loved to see a desert bandit shouting ZAMORAK AKBAR and flying a magic carpet into the pyramid
@@divinesleeperKing Roald… a second magic carpet has hit the pyramids
Yeah this quest is a mess for a reason. Amazing that the internship program that gave us Monkey Madness also gave us this.
@@Salsmachev Jagex actually hated Monkey Madness as well. You see, the internship had a competition for whoever wrote the most lines of code. The intern who made Monkey Madness, who apparently was rather brilliant, won that competition. But there's a good reason why 'less is more' when it comes to coding. And combined that with his code-writing method being a bit confusing to do with Runescript, the quest ended up having a fair few bugs such as people randomly getting teleported to the monkey jail while loitering in Ardougne.
@@kaiserkase3621 Yeah I've heard that the object-oriented coding makes it notoriously difficult to debug. But MM is at least a coherent quest.
Plus, it has subtle Malazan Book of the Fallen references which is an amazing easter egg. Whoever wrote MM was a dork, and I mean that as a compliment.
But what about the Molch pearl grind? That's the truly riveting content I'm here for!
Didn't even mention that he got the pet
@JM-mg4el Have you seen this man's editing effort? He's probably a couple weeks ahead.
@@MeanderingSlacker He also does not want spoilers to quests he is currently doing, and people can't help but comment them anyway. So a quick way to stop that, is only uploading videos of quests he's finished.
Haha I hope you know the comment section is pointing things out because we love you. I'm sorry that this series must be frustrating sometimes, but i hope you understand how much we are all enjoying it. Truly up there with some of the GOAT series
seconding this sentiment. Love the series so much
The bartender only tells you the info after you buy a beer from him. He gives you a hint when he says buy something or get lost.
Still incredibly stupid
I struggled with this part too. I think this was one the places where I broke my guideless run and had to cheat. The problem is that even after you buy a beer, the bartender tells you to go away and the conversation ends. It's really not obvious that you're supposed to talk to him again, all the indications from the conversation are that you'd get the same dialogue options again. Fixing it would be so simple -- just have the conversation continue after you've bought the beer.
You'd think so, but it might have the side effect of spawning a tbow outside the farming guild
This could be very obvious, but I'm pretty sure that Asgarnia Smith is a reference to Indiana Jones.
You right.
There are 2 other NPCs who are named after Indiana Jones - Anna Jones and Orlando Smith.
@@Ed_McArdlearent the Crazed and Mental Archeologists also named after him?
I love that when talking to Eblis he tell you about the stone structure where Azzanadra is seal. then you ask them if there is a fortress nearby, he says no and that is the part that registers for you.
Others have already pointed out, so I won't say anything lol. If anything, it may help, juuuuuust a little bit, to actually read each and every sentence people are giving to you. A bit more diligent and deliberate reading may just help in the future to avoid the annoyance.
The best (most unhinged) part of this series is how you bring that cat everywhere despite how annoying the feeding mechanic is lol.
How come you don’t do the part #XX anymore? It could just be a me thing but it made me unsure if this was still the unguided series or a reflection of past events
The youtube algorithm hates numbered videos, and people are more likely to click if they're tricked into not realizing the video is a much later part of a larger series.
I just did this quest yesterday and knew it'd be hell for you, gl my guy
The first time you talked to the Barman he said something about buying a drink. So maybe you had to buy/drink a bandits brew 🤷♂️
Idk what Bar worker wouldn’t say that but
tips/hints are frowned upon around here even if you're not using wiki
@@DkKobaADV It's not exactly a tip now that he is past it.
@@DkKobaADV Alien Food said in the video he didn't know how this issue happened, and he got past it, people explaining what the issue was *now that he's past it* aren't hints or tips lol
That is exactly what he needed to do. Buy the beer, then talk to him again
The opening of this episode was by far my favourite out of this entire series. It just keeps getting better. Thank you for suffering for our entertainment!
I think from family crest PTSD you're instantly assuming its some convoluted order of chat dialogue but if you just slowed it down a bit you would have solved it immediately, pre family quest unguided would have instantly figured out the bar man sequence imo
That start was a real doozy. I cant wait for 2+ episodes for each diamond! This is going to be an awesome 5 hour supercut video of your struggles at the end. Desert treasure has so much jank, because its a repurposed quest from an intern who got fired. Those bandits shouting about Zamorak used to say something a lot more questionable. I love that such an iconic quest has such a crazy developement backstory.
What did they used to say? I can't find anything documented anywhere online that says anything about their voice lines ever being changed.
@@davidedds6562they said allah akbar zamorak or something along those lines before the next guy turned the 4 quests into dt
@@usirup Nah, that never made it into the game. If i remember right the bandits called you an infidel.
So many interesting origin stories about these old quests 😂
@@AlienFoodage I don't think a lot of these stories are real but more likely the memories of a 10 year old 25 years ago.
Just got absolutely hooked on your series and been bingeing for past couple days and lo and behold… right in time for new episode! Bravo!
This definitely been a series like none other, scratches an itch I never knew I had in OSRS content.
Reminds me of having to do quest without guide for first time ever (Desert Treasure two on release) was beyond hard but the feeling of finishing was like no other, better than all others that I did whilst finishing quest cape! Keep it up brother, see you when you holding your golden gnome 🎉❤!
Oh boy, no guide Desert Treasure.
This will be interesting to see.
Dude your uploads make my day every time I see you uploaded, and watching you do osrs guideless is focking amazing i love it, and its funny.
Man i love this series so much lol, it's crazy cause with a guide or quest helper it's so simple, and seeing someone do them all without that just shows the true complexity of the game, lore and it's mechanics but shows how confusing it can be without being guided, and the fact that on a couple quests you found different methods and more lore then if you just simply fallow the guides lol it's just truly amazing
There's something I find hilarious about the recurrin "My cat is dying" moments
This series has really influenced me. I find myself actually slowing down and reading quests on the account im currently leveling which I had no intention to at all and it's been really enjoyable to learn the lore behind all the quests we've completed for years on end. Absolutely loving the series, keep it up!
I agree . tbh I disliked actually doing the large majority of quests but I did and still do enjoy reading the dialogue in them . I love how much of an idiot our character can be sometimes lol
Look forward to these videos every week man. Can’t wait to see more of desert treasure.
A bit of a short episode today but it’s alright. I’m excited to see the full quest.
It was buying the drink that changed it!
Continues to be one of the best OSRS series on TH-cam. Great storytelling & editing.
i love ur quest based videos. but i really enjoy when u tell us about ur between quest's grinding commentarys u used to have.
Keep it going man, just found your videos. This is how the game should be played. Very refreshing and fun to watch.
i never thought i'd enjoy such painfully slow progress as much as im enjoying this
there are two things I always do on friday, watching your latest video and pressing the like button.
Seems like quests are always very specific and if you deviate from that route you're lost for a while. I like the videos man, please keep it up! I'm enjoying them so much!
A new Alien Food AND a new Josh Isn't Gaming video in the same day? What a gift!
I've been waiting for this quest for quite some time. This poor man is in for a long ride.
Who is ready for the 10 part episodes for this quest?
Man I don’t even play OSRS and I hardly know what’s going on half the time but I’m entranced by this series- you do a great job of explaining things that keeps it interesting and engaging and gives me some semblance of understanding, though I am sad I’m fully caught up now and I have to actually wait for new episodes 😭
To be fair, the barman did say you had to buy a drink.
Love your series ❤️
Bro is about to get 7 videos from this quest and I’m here for them all lol
He is* not "bro is"
@@JM-mg4el 🤓 Enjoy this grammar victory dude. Happy for you.
Great video as always! Btw awesome seeing you in a j1mmy video, thats huge! Keep up the good work man
Thank you! I saw! That was soooo hype, I was grinning ear to ear when I saw the shoutout
Okay, I was about to go to sleep, but I'm actually getting out of bed now and watch this on my tv instead of phone.
After the intro I just had too, im soo intrigued.
Keep up the good work! Absolutely loving this series
Just got to the part where you asked why you did Defender of Varrack. No idea if you remembered or not, but the reason you did that questline was because you wanted to do as much of the Mahjarrat quest series as possible in order before hitting up Desert Treasure 1. (I was wondering the same a few episodes ago and went back to see the reason why)
The bartender literally says "if you don't buy anything I have nothing to say to you"
9:07
Oh baby finally time for desert treasure 1
man i love this content hahahaha such a simple thing causes such a headache. love hearing all the crack theories from you while your playing. hindsight is always 20/20 dont feel too silly for missing the bartender text.
Told mum I can't do the dishes yet, new unguided ep out dishes will have to wait
This is the best runescape content on youtube.
Oh you wonderful man, i was just at a loss of what to watch this evening
If you wear an item that is aligned with Saradomin and Zamorak and walk into the pub, you'll be attacked by the bandits who will be aggressive towards you. That's a reference to the fact that Zamorak, his supporters and supporters of Saradomin took part in the banishment of Zaros.
Grats on getting mentioned in the newest J1mmy video my dude.
unguided can not banging on about the avan incident hahah love it
From the writers perspective thematically the bartender makes sense as the person you talk to. But if you miss the dialog because you expect it to standout as special you've already checked them off in your head as 'just a shop npc' and then you're off the rails. You might as well reset and do everything again systematically to brute force things.
This series is the best OSRS content on TH-cam today
Something funny about the culture around guides that "playing the game as intended" is this novel
I love how he brings the ring of charos but doesn't equip it. Keep it up!
Oh boy oh boy oh boy. I’ve been so excited for this one
I love this progress series like I would love my nonexistant first-born son
Oh my god man, I'm infatuated with this series! Your Family Crest vendetta, out-of-the-box line of thinking and dry humor are pure comedic gold, I'm looking to the 7-part Desert Treasure! :P
Jk haha! In all seriousness, keep up the great work!
There are a few ways to get magic logs without 75 wc, and all the guides list them to be done early in ironman journeys just for this quest.
I love your content, but this one was your fault, bartender said he won't talk to you unless you buy from him, then you tried to talk to him first, then you went back, bought a beer, and didn't try to talk to him again after buying, the family crest problem I was totally on your side, this time, the game told you what to do, and you did it, you just didn't try talking again afterwards, so close, but so far.
Yes, I too think the rant was unwarranted. The hint in the barman's dialogue isn't the most obvious in the world but not THAT far out either
So close but so far, couldn’t have described it better myself. Hold my hands up on this one
Tbf the bartender's dialogue isn't that clear and doesn't say something like "I'll talk to you about your quest after you buy a beer from me"
Looks like talking to an NPC multiple times to make sure nothing changes would be a helpful strat for osrs quests
best part of my friday lets goooooo
Next time if you lost your cat, use the wistle button in your equiment screen. it will call your pet to you
I put you on when I'm working and just listen to you most of the time including this one. I hear oh no where do I get magic logs video ends. Have fun wcing my friend.
"Understandably you would be pissed if a couple hundred years ago you ruled so much land and now you lost it all" *Cries in austrian*
as you were doing that first step i looked it up out of curiosity and exhaled hard lmao
you may have trouble with desert treasure, but don't forget
you're a member of the legend's guild
Unguided is my favourite series but this episode felt kinda rushed. Barely getting into the quest, not even mentioning your fishing pet.
Ah well, still looking forward to next week!
Terry Bolando would go nuts about the events of DT2
oooh this video and the "runescape but it's singleplayer" videos ARE part of the Unguided series? I was just wondering what you were going to complain about and suddenly there's the Unguided intro playing
Can't wait for Desert Treasure II. Newer quests are better about avoiding bullshit (à la Family Crest) so I try to do them as unguided as I can. However, the grandmaster quests are still absolute beasts and I caved at a couple points. Other youtubers have tried to do them unguided, and I think it took them 8-12 hours? Wondering if you'll be quicker after all this practice.
do you stream? I'd love to watch this live!
Hey, I don’t at the moment. Have done a couple in the past but unfortunately don’t have time right now. I hope to in the future though!
babe wake up new Unguided dropped
That dude in virtus at bandits has me asking questions.
Well now. You’re in for quite an adventure
Took me a long time to figure out Asgarnia Smith is a pun on Indiana Jones.
Jagex will never live down that part of family quest.
Asgarnia Smith did say to go back to him the moment you found anything out, and the bartender said he won't talk until you buy a drink :P
Unlucky bruv.
We didn't get too far this episode did we XD
In the end, all RuneScape is about is buying beers
Cant wait for the head scratcher that lead to 12 magic logs
"My character is a dick sometimes" - Ha!! and so true
I was baffled as to why Jagex would design a character called Asgarnia as it seemed so confusing to name him the same thing as one of their kingdoms. Absent-mindedly paused the video at about 4:18 and the cogs started whirring - archaeologist... treasure hunter... familiar hat, familiar beard, Smith?, Jones!, Asgarnia?, INDIANA!!!
Felt pretty stupid after that.
Having not done this quest myself yet, i was so convinced that what you needed to do was talk to Eblis, and rather than just go through every dialogue option, ask him about the fortress without having asked about treasure. I'm pretty sure there are a few quests where order of dialogue options does matter like that, but i don't quite remember which (and if i did, i wouldn't say to avoid guiding you).
But yeah, as other comments pointed out, the bartender said he wasn't going to talk to you unless you bought a drink, which you did do, but then never tried talking to him again until you eventually found it by accident.
Hey uh you didnt say welcome back in this video and im mad about it
Another prelude that actually made me laugh. 😂
Oh no, the absolute S tier struggle for you is "Do i need to kill something?" Granted, it worked out great once.
When in doubt, beer solves all problems.
The frustration season has started, forever triggered by the family crest befuddlement, giving us content to ingest every week.
I know you eventually found the answer to the bartender, but I do kinda miss the positivity. Feels like these last few episodes have definitely been a hump in your journey haha
You should be able to get magic logs from getting 75 woodcutting and cutting down magic trees
"Understandably, you'd be pissed if a couple hundred years ago you ruled a bunch of land, then lost it all."
_British Empire Vibes_
Episodes ago when you said you were going for Desert treasure 1, I knew you would get stumped on the magic logs. GL as its a hard one, unless you have the level.
Lol i only just got that "asgarnia smith" is a play on "indiana jones"
Hint about dt: its about a treasure in the desert.
:o
You should head to LMS and score yourself a rune pouch
That'd be very nifty to have
650gp, that bandit's brew is a theft 😅
Are you preserving the long form content without cuts? I'd pay for such a thing
i think that desert man really got to you...
With how many beers you bought during Death Plateau, I’m surprised you didn’t immediately buy the beer before even asking questions