timestamps (start of announcement to end of results) 0:00 cake vs ice cream 2:16 mayo vs ketchup 5:13 flight vs invisibility 6:27 vampires vs werewolves 8:05 sci-fi vs fantasy 8:10 sweaters vs socks 8:16 action vs comedy 8:20 money vs love 9:53 chicken vs egg 12:02 baseball vs soccer (aka football) 13:44 raph vs leo 13:50 mikey vs donnie 13:55 raph vs donnie 14:01 pulp vs no pulp 15:44 squid vs octopus 17:53 fork vs spoon 19:42 retro vs modern 21:27 trick vs treat (splatoween) 23:24 salsa vs guacamole 24:40 heroes vs villians 27:07 family vs friends (frostyfest) 28:54 pancakes vs waffles 30:12 knighs vs wizards 31:29 hare vs tortoise (springfest) 34:17 time travel vs teleportation 36:44 unicorn vs narwhal 38:55 chaos vs order (finalfest)
oh yeah, do note that these announcements are for the splatfests in north america. so no EU-exclusives are shown here. japnanese splatfest aren't included.. because they're all in japanese. somebody please translate them.
In the Japanese version they never argue. It’s a localization change to make them closer to Callie and Marie. Their defining trait is caring for each other.
I think I read somewhere that the arguing is staged and they only do it to liven up the stream. They really are my favorites bc of how much they care for each other 🫶🏼💜
Maybe it’s just me but I’ve noticed a pattern throughout the splatfests, marina’s team usually gets popular vote but pearl’s team ends up winning by playing better. Something to think about.
That's how Splatfests have always been ever since 1. Ketchup and Mayo was the first example of major popularity for Marina, which resulted in many Ketchups facing each other in mirror matches or being outplayed by Mayos
agent 8: finally! i showed that octolings and inkinglins can be friends and now both are trated as same as eachother pearl and marina: *make a splatfest where the results says octollings are LEGALLY weirdos* agent 8: ._.
Marina: "Its funny because we're all living in a simulation and free will is a lie" Pearl and Marina: "...." Pearl: "Head to the Splatfest terminal and pick the side you're PROGRAMMED to choose!"
Counting all regional splatfests, and mayo vs ketchup results (Where, even if global, it was counted separatedly per region and yet Pearl won all 3), it was 27 vs 27 pre Finalfest, with that same splatfest giving the divisive victory to Pearl. Just as close it seems!
It would be cool if we got special effects based on the team we choose for splatfest in Splatoon 3, like how marina rigged her tenta misses to shoot candy corn. Perhaps it wouldn't always be that subtle, for example the time travel VS teleportation would have boosts, so like your speed would be increased for time travel and you can actually teleport around the map for teleportation.
It felt weird for Pearl to choose heroes, and Marina villains, instead of the other way around. Especially since Pearl chose Chaos, and wanted the world to change. Who agrees?
Die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become to villain. Jokes aside, villains do want sterile, never changing things, thus order. Heroes, fighting against them are upsetting they're plans and thus are chaotic in nature, fighting for a future that might not even be seen
@@MrSOAP999 There are villains who want chaos as well, and heroes who want peace and order. It depends on the villain/hero. There are some heroes who can mean well and have a set order system but be seen as a villain, and there are rebels who seem like the villain but are heroes who rebel against order. Depends on how you look at it.
I know this comment was made one year ago, but here’s my take on it: I actually thought it was kind of fitting for Marina to choose villains considering how Octarians are the villains of Splatoon. Up until the DLC, of course. But that’s literally the only reason why it could fit.
I love what I've seen of the Splatoon 3 splatfests. The plaza and the music feels so much more alive and like a festival than in Splatoon 1 and 2, But one thing Off The Hook has over it is the opening to the splatfest. it was so hype to see them already on stage announcing the current maps. it's like the party's already started and you just showed up. In 3 Deep Cut are in the studio then you chase them around the plaza to try and get a good look at them. Feels a little more weird because it's like they just teleported there or something
25:11 i think Marina is right about some villains: -Wolf is a mercenary, he does what he does for money -King Dedede steals food cuz he wants to eat, but kirby always stop him, not counting the other times he was possesed/captured/brainwashed -Dark Pit was born from a Mirror that creates clones of everything it stands in front of him, he never chose to exist -Ganondorf Had to live as a man in a women only village, he also is tecnically inmortal because he revives every 100 years, explaining why he wants to create chaos and pain, to compensate for the already huge pain he is going through
Also : 2:25... Dang, why marina have always the more sus line in the game... Cause like, her line + her personnality + her physical + her clothes + the internet ref of marina say by pearl, why does i have the feeling that the devs know what they doing 💀...
Also, racism was established. It was legally true that inklings are better than octolings. It's true in canon too, that because of the splatfest all squid kids decided that inklings simply decided they have the better genes. Jesus christ
@Zhongi “I am error” is literally one of the text lines in the Zelda 2 game, and sure it does vary, either a sequel is good or bad, but never guaranteed to be good.
Seeing these back to back I think the concept of splatfests overriding scientific fact might be a bit overblown. In the first splatfest Marina shut Pearl down when she tried to argue it was all a matter of taste, so in the chicken and egg splatfest Pearl did the same thing when Marina pointed out the scientific consensus states the egg came first.
Marina: It's funny because we're all living in a simulation and free will is a lie. Peral: ... Anyway, head to the Splatfest ter... Marina: ALSO, religion is a joke! We are all pawns, controlled by something greater. Pearl: Umm, Marina? Marina: Memes! The DNA of the soul! They shape our will, they are the culture, they are EVERYTHING we pass on! Pearl: Oh good god, are we really doing this now? Marina: Expose someone to anger long enough and they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair. All memes. All passed along. Pearl: How about "Stop quoting Metal Gear Rising and get back on topic?" Is that a meme? Marina: You can't fight nature Pearl! Wind blows, rain falls and the strong prey upon the week! Pearl: *gorans.* Marina: Agent 8 tells me you see your weapon as a "tool;" Something that wins Splatfests. A means of winning. Now there's a pretty meme! Exquisite! It spared you of all matches you lost, absolved you of the guilt you feel. Pearl: Please stop! Marina: That is until the illusion was broken. Don't be ashamed. It's only nature running it's course! You can lose this Splatfest with a conscience. Pearl: Why do I even hang out with you?
i love how at the end of the prerelease splatfest, marina brings up chapter 3 paragraph 5 of the splatfest rules, and then at the start of the final fest (before the plague and that plumber got involved), pearl invokes the splatfest rules once more
I wish that they did the news on stage in splatoon 3, it really made splatfests feel most special in 2. And also the fact we dont have shifty stations in 3 either
The OJ splatfest literally made me want to drink orange juice without pulp (or with pulp? I dunno) during the splatfest back when it was happending… Damn i have too many memories with splatoon 2.
Wait, im grappling with the fact that whatever wins a splatfest legally becomes superior to whatever loses and what that means in inkling society. Like did the first splatfest of splatoon 3 ruin rock, paper, scissors by declaring rock superior. And are we going to ignore the fact that the squid v. Octopus splatfest is just a more mild repeat of the race war that originally divided inkling society. I have questions about inkling democracy to say nothing of the fact that you cant even buy food or clothing if you're under level 4 meaning levels 1-3 are literally second class citizens. I'm probably reading to much into this but it just seems like a problematic way of running a society
i feel like some of these could be switched around. 1) retro vs modern (in the hare vs tortoise splatfest, pearl talks about rewriting history while marina fights to preserve it, and that splatfest i think is perfectly branded to their characters) 2) hero vs villain 3) family vs friends 4) knights vs wizards (i feel like pearl would be all into magic and marina would be like “no, knights exist and are cooler”, just like the unicorn vs narwhal splatfest)
Y'know... What if the Flight vs Invisibility Splatfest had each team with their own respective power??? Obviously, it would have limitations. Maybe any time you're in squid form, you'd either get flight or invisibility, depending on your team! And you can't shoot immediately after you stop using either power; you have to wait, like, a full second. And flight can only fly... about the as high an Inkjet, but slightly faster.
Or even if it was just "Team invisibility automatically gets Ninja Squid and Stealth Jump. Team flight automatically gets Quick Superjump and Quick Respawn"
Even though i prefer chaos I can relate to ketchup I know they didn’t win but hey! At least we have Splatoon 3 I know it’s not order style I guess you can say it will still be fun!
Ok, but “the chicken or the egg?” Is one of the dumbest questions ever. Obviously the egg, plenty of reptiles, bugs and other birds existed before chickens and they all lay eggs.
Money vs love 95% of team money was meming Everyone on team love was serious but also feels like they have to pick the team over wise there a bad person
Personally,I'd rather be seduced by a Vampire before I die,than get tackled down by a Werewolf and slurped up quickly like a deflated parachute. And I'm not just saying that because Pearl is my favorite💗
@@LexVanguard2004 bro the icon they used in the splatoon direct last month for talking about working on large scale paid DLC was a silhouette of Pearl and Marina. Their shapes are probably the most distinct and easy to recognize amongst all the characters in the splatoon franchise
About Chicken vs Egg: Anyone who believes in evolution should go with Egg. The chicken's biological ancestor, apparently a "red junglefowl subspecies," laid an egg that was very slightly mutated in ways that make it a chicken (obviously evolution doesn't really work in a single generation like that but whatever). So, the junglefowl laid a chicken egg. Then that egg hatched into a chicken! On the other hand, if you're a creationist, Chicken would work better for your worldview. I'm assuming creationists would think that God just created an chicken, so the chicken would come first, if you believed in that.
is pearl legally better than marina then? she won the one year aniversary splatoon 2 splatfest Squid vs Octopus... so does that make her better than marina because pearl's a squid and she's not?
I liked more the Splatoon 1 splatfests because they used more other series or videogames sagas that are not splatoon or cotidian things than splatoon 2 that only uses like 2 or 3 of them when splatoon 1 uses more of them specially Spogebob vs Patrick
I was about to write my favorite quote here but there are so many! Btw the playerbase could really cause some interesting conversation if it somehow made sure that 1 of the idols always lost. Just 3 losses in a row and marina almost lost it. Imagine what pearl would have had to say if she lost 7 times in a row
It was a little broken. Because of the way it was calculated, the team with fewer members would generally be the team with more wins. Clout was an attempt to change this, but it was not perfect. There would still be future Splatfests with this problem. Now that the point system has been overhauled, Splatoon 3's splatfests will no longer have this issue.
Wait a minute during the announcements of chaos vs. Order pearl mentions members of the squidbeak splatoon on live television. Or at least a live broadcast.
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timestamps (start of announcement to end of results)
0:00 cake vs ice cream
2:16 mayo vs ketchup
5:13 flight vs invisibility
6:27 vampires vs werewolves
8:05 sci-fi vs fantasy
8:10 sweaters vs socks
8:16 action vs comedy
8:20 money vs love
9:53 chicken vs egg
12:02 baseball vs soccer (aka football)
13:44 raph vs leo
13:50 mikey vs donnie
13:55 raph vs donnie
14:01 pulp vs no pulp
15:44 squid vs octopus
17:53 fork vs spoon
19:42 retro vs modern
21:27 trick vs treat (splatoween)
23:24 salsa vs guacamole
24:40 heroes vs villians
27:07 family vs friends (frostyfest)
28:54 pancakes vs waffles
30:12 knighs vs wizards
31:29 hare vs tortoise (springfest)
34:17 time travel vs teleportation
36:44 unicorn vs narwhal
38:55 chaos vs order (finalfest)
oh yeah, do note that these announcements are for the splatfests in north america. so no EU-exclusives are shown here.
japnanese splatfest aren't included.. because they're all in japanese.
somebody please translate them.
Pearl saying “I’ve searched you up on the internet” is easily the scariest thing in this game
When was that?
@@onekarodriguez3134 40:22
r34 can also agree to her statement.
In the Japanese version they never argue. It’s a localization change to make them closer to Callie and Marie. Their defining trait is caring for each other.
do you have any links to where i can read the original direct translations?
@@drumandbass69There are some translation on the wiki
Though they could still care for each other while having some banter or bickering sometimes, I actually find it a lot cuter lol
The West craves CONFLICT...DRAMA...BIG, STRONG OPINIONS!
Not that 'coombayah, everyone gets along' BS!
I think I read somewhere that the arguing is staged and they only do it to liven up the stream. They really are my favorites bc of how much they care for each other 🫶🏼💜
"Its funny because we're all living in a simulation and free will is a lie"
-Marina
Just Marina
Just Marina
Just-Just Marina
Just Marina
Just Marina
but did she actually say that?
Maybe it’s just me but I’ve noticed a pattern throughout the splatfests, marina’s team usually gets popular vote but pearl’s team ends up winning by playing better. Something to think about.
That's how Splatfests have always been ever since 1. Ketchup and Mayo was the first example of major popularity for Marina, which resulted in many Ketchups facing each other in mirror matches or being outplayed by Mayos
That’s because she has better tastes.
@@MrSOAP999 Ketchup all the way
Ok actually Marina said « no pulp » for orange juice, I now hate both of them.
Which is why the three idols kind of balanced the popularity portion. It also doesn't matter as much anymore because if Tricolor.
i'm still in disbelief that they did a squid vs octopus splatfest lol
The casual race war 💀💀💀
"Well... it could be a bit...Confrontational, given the recent change in Inkopolis."
"Changes? You mean the weird hairstyle fad?" 💀
"racism in a nutshell" all happened just cuz someone wanted to see which race is better in a nutshell...
"The Race War Starts Now!"
agent 8: finally! i showed that octolings and inkinglins can be friends and now both are trated as same as eachother
pearl and marina: *make a splatfest where the results says octollings are LEGALLY weirdos*
agent 8: ._.
Marina: "Its funny because we're all living in a simulation and free will is a lie"
Pearl and Marina: "...."
Pearl: "Head to the Splatfest terminal and pick the side you're PROGRAMMED to choose!"
Real
OK how in the world did Marina's justification for invisibility at 5:48 get past censors? I mean we were probably all thinking it, but still.
also 3:13. Marina, chill. there are squidkids outside.
It sneaked past
Pearl : "For one, the fans like you more then they like me. I've seen the internet."
That so sad... Pearl not bad, why everyone hate her? :(
Cuz of her forehead. I personally like her better but everyone hated meh
Please for the love of god tell me she hasn’t seen the ‘fanart’ of marina!
@@Ghost_Rider_Vengeance I think she has 😦
@@Jaybird1012-srz if she has then we must purge her memories of seeing it
@@Ghost_Rider_Vengeance agreed
i never really thought about how insane some of this dialogue is until now
EXTREMELY quotable too
Pearl-13 wins
Marina-14 wins
(Dang they were pretty close)
Thank you for this. I wanted to know which one won the most be didn't feel like counting
Counting all regional splatfests, and mayo vs ketchup results (Where, even if global, it was counted separatedly per region and yet Pearl won all 3), it was 27 vs 27 pre Finalfest, with that same splatfest giving the divisive victory to Pearl. Just as close it seems!
But who won the Mario Splatfest? The Super Star vs Super Mushroom? that's right, Pearl did (aka Mushroom), so I guess its a full on tie!
Marina is better tbh
@@nighthaunter2619 bonus splatfests, though.
These are so charmingly written.
I absolutely love these two goobers.
God I love these two. They get so carried away it's hilarious.
"We both said some things..."
Splatoon 2 breaks the 4th wall so much I love it
Best part
39:28 i remember when that beat dropped i got the biggest smile on my face and was like "Oh shit its happening!"
“Watch Two Girlfriends Break Up Because Of Orange Juice On Stream.”
IT'S YOU AGAIN HELLO
@@amxterxsu138 HELLO 👋
@@ScentedMintii HI 👋
LMAO
@@amxterxsu138ikr
hehe
It would be cool if we got special effects based on the team we choose for splatfest in Splatoon 3, like how marina rigged her tenta misses to shoot candy corn. Perhaps it wouldn't always be that subtle, for example the time travel VS teleportation would have boosts, so like your speed would be increased for time travel and you can actually teleport around the map for teleportation.
We might get those special effects come Splatoon 3!
@@MrSOAP999 I hope so!
That would make people vote for the most broken effect, not what they like
@@OTLsanchugito well, that could be true but I'm sure it'll work something like the clothing abilities
@@ChillWolf35 that is more like what we'll have in splatoon 3
It felt weird for Pearl to choose heroes, and Marina villains, instead of the other way around. Especially since Pearl chose Chaos, and wanted the world to change. Who agrees?
Die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become to villain. Jokes aside, villains do want sterile, never changing things, thus order. Heroes, fighting against them are upsetting they're plans and thus are chaotic in nature, fighting for a future that might not even be seen
@@MrSOAP999 Wait... its the other way around for heroes and villains. Villains disrupt the peace and want change and heroes bring order and justice.
I think it meant in terms of fictional characters
Like, that Marina likes villains in stories more
Not actual real life (for her) villains
@@MrSOAP999 There are villains who want chaos as well, and heroes who want peace and order. It depends on the villain/hero. There are some heroes who can mean well and have a set order system but be seen as a villain, and there are rebels who seem like the villain but are heroes who rebel against order. Depends on how you look at it.
I know this comment was made one year ago, but here’s my take on it: I actually thought it was kind of fitting for Marina to choose villains considering how Octarians are the villains of Splatoon. Up until the DLC, of course. But that’s literally the only reason why it could fit.
I love what I've seen of the Splatoon 3 splatfests. The plaza and the music feels so much more alive and like a festival than in Splatoon 1 and 2, But one thing Off The Hook has over it is the opening to the splatfest. it was so hype to see them already on stage announcing the current maps. it's like the party's already started and you just showed up. In 3 Deep Cut are in the studio then you chase them around the plaza to try and get a good look at them. Feels a little more weird because it's like they just teleported there or something
The news was probably a recording
I honestly think the atmosphere is splat2 is way cooler than 3. Like how they actually are up on the top of the tower announcing everything
25:11 i think Marina is right about some villains:
-Wolf is a mercenary, he does what he does for money
-King Dedede steals food cuz he wants to eat, but kirby always stop him, not counting the other times he was possesed/captured/brainwashed
-Dark Pit was born from a Mirror that creates clones of everything it stands in front of him, he never chose to exist
-Ganondorf Had to live as a man in a women only village, he also is tecnically inmortal because he revives every 100 years, explaining why he wants to create chaos and pain, to compensate for the already huge pain he is going through
dark pit isn’t even a villain lmfao
@@nookiepookiedookieWHATthen why does he appear in the "villains" side of the screen?
@@multronz5567 he's basically meant to be an evil pit clone but he isn't really that "evil"
5:48 THE MOST SUS LINE IN SPLATOON HISTORY
Also : 2:25...
Dang, why marina have always the more sus line in the game... Cause like, her line + her personnality + her physical + her clothes + the internet ref of marina say by pearl, why does i have the feeling that the devs know what they doing 💀...
43:40 "I love you Rina" this proves they are gfs. Nobody can change my mind
True
That could mean the love each other platonically not romantically just sayin
They’re not dating. They’re bestfriends idiot
@@George-sn3btThey're also directly flirting with each other in Side Order.
"Just sayin"
i love how this implies that pearl puts mayonnaise on practically everything - including swimming pools
I put that -- on everything.
NOT SPONSORED
I like it how on the chaos vs order announcement the inklings at the background are recording the drama
The real reason they didn't do a pearl vs marina splatfest was because pearl would be team marina and marina would be team pearl
"you can spy on people while they're... inking their splat zone."
- marina
(male) Agent 8- "HUH?!"
At least Ketchup was more popular than Mayo, that's all that matters for me
Same
KETCHUP WON THE SECOND TIME
@@crowbarofdoomuglymean5842 lol I was on team Mayo the first time and that was hard as hell to pull off
Marina ROASTS Pearl!!
That is ur opinion :/
Reminder that Inkopolis decided to state Marie was legally better than Callie
Callie can't catch a break...
Also, racism was established. It was legally true that inklings are better than octolings.
It's true in canon too, that because of the splatfest all squid kids decided that inklings simply decided they have the better genes. Jesus christ
5:49 WHO UP INKING THEY SPLAT ZONE RN
"Ketchup is just tomato jam". I will never be able to unthink that...
Marina is a little too dark with her understanding of her harsh reality that the world is a lie...
At least she still smiles at the twisted joke that is her fictional existence
So whos gonna tell her?
40:36
(Mild S3 story mode spoilers)
That aged heartbereakingly well...
Who could've known that the last splatfest could've caused 2020
21:27 I like the reference to how Zelda 2 was worse than Zelda 1. Being a sequel doesn’t always mean it’s better.
@Zhongi “I am error” is literally one of the text lines in the Zelda 2 game, and sure it does vary, either a sequel is good or bad, but never guaranteed to be good.
Ohh, I hadn't seen that reference! Thanks for pointing it out!
I know Pearl did not just say you can eat Cereal with a fork💀💀
I tried that. I'm crazy enough to make almost anything work but eating cereal with a fork ain't one of em
Seeing these back to back I think the concept of splatfests overriding scientific fact might be a bit overblown. In the first splatfest Marina shut Pearl down when she tried to argue it was all a matter of taste, so in the chicken and egg splatfest Pearl did the same thing when Marina pointed out the scientific consensus states the egg came first.
19:22 damn, she had enough...!
5:44 Marina I love you but that's creepy
Marina: It's funny because we're all living in a simulation and free will is a lie.
Peral: ... Anyway, head to the Splatfest ter...
Marina: ALSO, religion is a joke! We are all pawns, controlled by something greater.
Pearl: Umm, Marina?
Marina: Memes! The DNA of the soul! They shape our will, they are the culture, they are EVERYTHING we pass on!
Pearl: Oh good god, are we really doing this now?
Marina: Expose someone to anger long enough and they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair. All memes. All passed along.
Pearl: How about "Stop quoting Metal Gear Rising and get back on topic?" Is that a meme?
Marina: You can't fight nature Pearl! Wind blows, rain falls and the strong prey upon the week!
Pearl: *gorans.*
Marina: Agent 8 tells me you see your weapon as a "tool;" Something that wins Splatfests. A means of winning. Now there's a pretty meme! Exquisite! It spared you of all matches you lost, absolved you of the guilt you feel.
Pearl: Please stop!
Marina: That is until the illusion was broken. Don't be ashamed. It's only nature running it's course! You can lose this Splatfest with a conscience.
Pearl: Why do I even hang out with you?
Underrated
There's stuff that not even the Calamari Incantation can erase off an Octoling's head
Would have been so cute if pearl proposed to marina in the last splatfest chaos/order, I would have cried.
17:07 it sounded like she said そうですか(sou desu ka) which means "Is that so?"
39:28 I love this part
i love how at the end of the prerelease splatfest, marina brings up chapter 3 paragraph 5 of the splatfest rules, and then at the start of the final fest (before the plague and that plumber got involved), pearl invokes the splatfest rules once more
As a retro-nerd, retro not winning popular vote upsets me a lot lol.
Well, at least I know why I like Pearl so much now.
I wish that they did the news on stage in splatoon 3, it really made splatfests feel most special in 2. And also the fact we dont have shifty stations in 3 either
Shifty stations my beloved😢
atleast we had triangle map
thinking about unicorns vs narwhals
it’s kinda the sea creature equivalent to saying “oh silly marina everybody knows french people aren’t real”
It’s true
25:36 Pearl going against Villains when she’s Team Chaos lol
EXACTLY I LOVE U
There is a difference. She doesn’t like world destruction( she hates it actually), but she just likes things to constantly change.
Maybe some histories have order aligned villains disguised as heroes, idk.
But the theme of Splatoon 3’s chaos isn’t bad or evil, it’s just many different cultures mixed together.
16:48
Marina is the best character now.
I love how Off The Hook just roast the heck out of Sheldon
seeing these two bicker is really cute. theyre like an old married couple
“Pearl starts a race war”
The cahos vs order music matches perfectly
The OJ splatfest literally made me want to drink orange juice without pulp (or with pulp? I dunno) during the splatfest back when it was happending… Damn i have too many memories with splatoon 2.
“if chaos wins what will happen to inkopolis?”
nothing apperantly, everyone will move to splatsville
9:31 Yes Pearl everyone thought the same in every other splatfest. Ahhaahaha
"RIGGED!"
@@zarielcolon3126I felt that when I lost a splat fest.
Wait, im grappling with the fact that whatever wins a splatfest legally becomes superior to whatever loses and what that means in inkling society. Like did the first splatfest of splatoon 3 ruin rock, paper, scissors by declaring rock superior. And are we going to ignore the fact that the squid v. Octopus splatfest is just a more mild repeat of the race war that originally divided inkling society. I have questions about inkling democracy to say nothing of the fact that you cant even buy food or clothing if you're under level 4 meaning levels 1-3 are literally second class citizens. I'm probably reading to much into this but it just seems like a problematic way of running a society
The Inklings live a hedonistic lifestyle. They can't think much beyond the present and what's trending or fresh
@@MrSOAP999 i suppose that makes sense, it's a high consumption society
@@MrSOAP999 That’s kinda disgusting, I feel like Marina’s Team Order would have kept that destructive Hedonism in check.
@@badasstoad9419 on another end, chaos may have caused change in how inklings do things as well
Thankfully, the RPS isn't entirely ruined anywhere outside Splatsville, right? Different places prolly have different laws!
i feel like some of these could be switched around.
1) retro vs modern (in the hare vs tortoise splatfest, pearl talks about rewriting history while marina fights to preserve it, and that splatfest i think is perfectly branded to their characters)
2) hero vs villain
3) family vs friends
4) knights vs wizards (i feel like pearl would be all into magic and marina would be like “no, knights exist and are cooler”, just like the unicorn vs narwhal splatfest)
Y'know... What if the Flight vs Invisibility Splatfest had each team with their own respective power??? Obviously, it would have limitations. Maybe any time you're in squid form, you'd either get flight or invisibility, depending on your team! And you can't shoot immediately after you stop using either power; you have to wait, like, a full second. And flight can only fly... about the as high an Inkjet, but slightly faster.
Or even if it was just "Team invisibility automatically gets Ninja Squid and Stealth Jump. Team flight automatically gets Quick Superjump and Quick Respawn"
@@PredictableEnigma Yeah, that'd be pretty great too
@@PredictableEnigma splatfest buffs is what I want sb
THE NOSTALGIA HITS HARD
40:17 pearl was never seen again
My beef is that ketchup and order didn’t win. I really wanted to see a order version of splatoon 3
Even though i prefer chaos I can relate to ketchup I know they didn’t win but hey! At least we have Splatoon 3 I know it’s not order style I guess you can say it will still be fun!
haha hold this L
thatd be so lame and y'all know it
let's wait for the dlc then.
ya got side order coming out soon hold out for that
Ok, but “the chicken or the egg?” Is one of the dumbest questions ever. Obviously the egg, plenty of reptiles, bugs and other birds existed before chickens and they all lay eggs.
i love marina more but pearl has better opinions
41:34
I just had a heart attack.
INKOPOLIS DOESNT EVEN EXIST IN SPLATOON 3
dlc
Money vs love
95% of team money was meming
Everyone on team love was serious but also feels like they have to pick the team over wise there a bad person
13:46 I liked you made the RotTMNT Splatfest results different from the other Splatfest results
Haha yes those I just made that way to save time
24:40 Even OTH go nuttin' bananas for Smash. It's just that great of a series.
"Well yes but actually no"
everyone was waiting for this video
Personally,I'd rather be seduced by a Vampire before I die,than get tackled down by a Werewolf and slurped up quickly like a deflated parachute. And I'm not just saying that because Pearl is my favorite💗
true dat
38:37
f o r e s h a d o w i n g
C H A O S
I WAS GOONA SAY THAT
16:48 this is super clever lmao
When 90% of Inkopolis Square is Octos and there is only a few Inkling
Real smooth there Marina...
hearing their conversation is so fresh and funny bro
Anyone else mega bummed these two aren't in Splatoon 3? 😪
Well they collaborate with damp socks to make some battle music, and in the DLC they will most likely make a return.
@@cosmix1829 How does everyone seem to know that they'll return?
@@LexVanguard2004 bro the icon they used in the splatoon direct last month for talking about working on large scale paid DLC was a silhouette of Pearl and Marina. Their shapes are probably the most distinct and easy to recognize amongst all the characters in the splatoon franchise
@@drdewott9154 Oh cool, I haven't seen that direct, imma go watch it
16:23 how dare you pearl, don’t judge people by their body 😤
its nice to look back at these even though i didnt play them all the first splatfest i did was action vs comedy i chose comedy
I think tragedy vs comedy would fit since i think that how old plays used to be
Anyone else find it funny how only the Squidbeak Splatoon know octopi aren’t extinct? 😂🤭
One thing i still try to understand is how when she sings, Marina sounds like a grown woman but in dialogue she sounds like an 11 year old
I'm calling I now, Pearl is gonna be the Supreme dictator of the world in Splatoon 3.
Lol nah. But its all anarchy from here.
About Chicken vs Egg: Anyone who believes in evolution should go with Egg. The chicken's biological ancestor, apparently a "red junglefowl subspecies," laid an egg that was very slightly mutated in ways that make it a chicken (obviously evolution doesn't really work in a single generation like that but whatever). So, the junglefowl laid a chicken egg. Then that egg hatched into a chicken!
On the other hand, if you're a creationist, Chicken would work better for your worldview. I'm assuming creationists would think that God just created an chicken, so the chicken would come first, if you believed in that.
Hah, Marina pointed that out, too
STOP! youve violated the law! the chicken came first and thats that, cease this discussion or face the full wrath of the inkopolis justice system.
I love that the Chicken VS Egg Splatfest was actually a disguise for a Creationist VS Evolutionist Splatfest.
@@sherbertshortkake6649 Yeah, just like how the Chaos vs. Order Splatfest was really a disguise for a Libertarian vs. Authoritarian Splatfest
So if Ice Cream is legally better just because it won…
*Then Marie is legally better than Callie and I’m not going to argue with that*
I think both idol groups are good but I like Callie and Marie more
@@MrSOAP999
Don't you mean MARIE and Callie? She's legally first you know.
is pearl legally better than marina then? she won the one year aniversary splatoon 2 splatfest Squid vs Octopus... so does that make her better than marina because pearl's a squid and she's not?
6:59 - Marina's just like "Oh my octo..." while she's doing that facepalm...
What's Pearl's thing with Mayo?
And my Splatnet still has my battles from the Fork VS Spoon splatfest!
I liked more the Splatoon 1 splatfests because they used more other series or videogames sagas that are not splatoon or cotidian things than splatoon 2 that only uses like 2 or 3 of them when splatoon 1 uses more of them specially Spogebob vs Patrick
I was about to write my favorite quote here but there are so many!
Btw the playerbase could really cause some interesting conversation if it somehow made sure that 1 of the idols always lost. Just 3 losses in a row and marina almost lost it. Imagine what pearl would have had to say if she lost 7 times in a row
Fun fact! Pearl _did_ lose 7 times in a row here in Europe lol
19:22 Everyone be shocked 😯
I miss the atmosphere of Splatoon 2 Splatfests
On the other hand you can relive Splatoon 1's Splatfest celebration in 3
I can't believe the hare wins splatfest but in story the tortoise Won the race because the hare is so lazy!
* chicken and egg*:marina just breaking the forth wall
What made Nintendo change to the clout system after the fork vs spoon splatfest. I can’t remember.
It was a little broken. Because of the way it was calculated, the team with fewer members would generally be the team with more wins. Clout was an attempt to change this, but it was not perfect. There would still be future Splatfests with this problem.
Now that the point system has been overhauled, Splatoon 3's splatfests will no longer have this issue.
5:48 AYOO??? 🤨📸
"It's funny cause we're all living in a simulation and free will is a lie." Froze me 😮😰😨
Wait a minute during the announcements of chaos vs. Order pearl mentions members of the squidbeak splatoon on live television. Or at least a live broadcast.
Pretty sure its no secret at this point. Its just the denizens of Inkpolis have the attention spans of goldfish and won't remember
Happy New Years Everyone!
MrSOAP999 Thank you :3
Happy new year! 2021 :)
@@md737 2021 IS OVER WE’RE IN 2022
@@blossomuoniumWe’re now in 2023, But the year is almost over!
Strutopa: 5:24
Dwarvyttes: 5:48
Im watching this, because im too late to the party. Started playing splatoon 2 like 2 years ago and never been at a splatfest :c makes me sad
Better late than never. Welcome!
I like retro and modern outfits in my opinion,
Big difference!
I can’t remember the last splatfest, and I really wanna know which team I joined. :(
I watch through this hold video and man was it interesting and funny Hope to see this type of stuff in splatoon 3