@@ibinmenon5565 Just remember that the use of "manipulate" isn't meant in a negative context. Perhaps I should have said, "ability to use science", to avoid possible confusion. Sometimes context is lost in translation between synonyms. I can use a hammer to drive a nail. I can manipulate a hammer to pound a nail. Language is quite interesting, to say the least...pun intended 🤪
He was definitely taking the piss but with food, taking the piss works sometimes I once made poached eggs in a food science class having not studied at all and I think when I wrote down the recipe I told the reader to "hunt down endangered eggs on the African savanna."
It is? I dont even know what an oz is.. i know the metric system much better.. said the american who has only left the country twice in her entire life..
@FoxHound The worst crime, other than the 24 mouthfuls of cream cheese (no clue how that worked), was the inhuman amount of butter in the first crust, which had nothing to do with bad freedom units.
Boris : "Let's go on a hard recipe, cheesecake". Me : "Ok, this is hard, I almost never successfuly baked one". Boris : *Up to 350°C his oven* Me : "It's ok, it's Boris, he's a profesionnal debil" Boris : *Cook like a crazy, end up with a perfect cheesecake using Slav tricks* Me : "What kind of sorcery is this..."
I wouldn't say it was perfect, generally you want to toss a pan of water in the oven with it so it doesn't dry out the top and crack like his does but.. Eh close enough. (Despite all the joking around)
@@SilvaDreams There is like 3 cracks on his. Mine with pan of water has billion. It is still magic. Moreover, when you eat it, you simply don't care about 3-4 cracks :O
Wait cheesecake is German? I am from Austria and we didn't know about cheesecake until a few years ago through America. And cheesecake is heavily associated with American culture in Austria
@@crabrangoon2493 That would be Feta-Cheescake. ;) (Yes, it is ancient Greece, the Romans got the recipe from the Greece, the rest is history. Pun intended.)
"Does everybody just have the same size cup in America?" There's like five different definitions of a cup. At least two of them are used in America. Yeah, we don't understand it either
gottfer Actually, from a practicality standpoint, the imperial system is optimized for the general non scientific human experience. The people creating it weren’t total idiots you know. For instance, it’s much more convenient to measure close distances, as well as the human body in feet than meters. As far as temperature, Fahrenheit makes sense for measuring weather: MOST global temperatures fall between 0 and 100 degrees Fahrenheit, so it gives a sensible 1 to 100 sliding scale of coldness to warmness. Imperial units, while not very good for scientific work, are very helpful in their own way. Metric may be logical, but that doesn’t automatically make it human friendly in scale and composition.
Me: Yeah Yeah 350 sounds right. Boris: *Cranking the oven to max* Me: Huh, a max of 350 is kind of low for an ove- BORIS NO YOU DEBIL And yet he makes it work in the end
I don't know why Boris has 473 Kelvin on his oven. Literally almost every recipe calls for 180C (or 350F) but that is 453K. I guess he just likes to cook at 200C instead
The hilarious part is, his ingredient measurements were actually almost perfectly spot on. The only thing that I would consider a mistake is the burnt crust, but honestly, burnt butter and cookie probably tastes about like a graham cracker.
Idk but imperial feels more natural for a lot of stuff like inch foot Oz and lbs are more useful for daily life and metric is more useful academically it’s precision vs feel Either way fuck imperial
Because when you know how to cook you can just adapt to the recipe as you go, like he did. He didn't follow it to the letter, he went "Hold up, this doesn't seem right" and basically corrected his fuck-ups by eye.
You used the wrong formula but found the correct answer. As a westerner who was in horror at not just googling the conversion charts, I am very surprised but hey, congratulations. you made it work. Which is more than *many* Americans can do working with native imperial units.
@@LuisAldamiz a coffee standard cup is 125 ml. Our cups are 250ml and 450 ml I know cups with 350 ml, 300 ml and 250 ml. So yes, the question is: which cup. As long All is measured in cups, it is OK. Problem starts, when mixing different volume measurements. One tablespoon to one 125 ml cup has a different outcome than one tablespoon to a 450 ml cup. So, conclusion, Imperial sucks. ;)
I'm having a hard time figuring out if Boris is actually messing with us or he really did struggle with the imperial system and it hurts my brain trying to figure it out
I mean you can always google the conversions, but things like "cup" and "stick of butter" are really really pointless and arbitrary measurements that we in the US just agreed to randomly standardize on. Like most sticks of butter in Europe are like twice to two and a half times the size of a US stick.
i dont know if he would risk causing a Fire just to entertain us. 350c is not a temperature to have fun with. In my active time as a voluntary fireman i had to deal with alot of Fire where the cause was an oven that was too high :P
@@Y0G0FU in multiple Q&A he has stated he has... Started multiple fires by mistake for entertainment. Also he uses the oven so often I'm sure he knows 350°C is too much for anything (why do ovens even go that high? I'm afraid of turning it past 220 C)
@WMAaS this is from the video "wall carpets and pink sausage" at 3:04, the most glorious lalalalala! I also did one from anatoli's beep in "top 19 reasons you should get a lada" and one of his "davai" in the "russian potato salad" video lol
As a person who cooks I was sitting there with my mouth open and gasping when he added the burnt cookies and butter to the new crumbled cookies. But of course i was crying the whole video.
@@snoodledumpling4486 nah mate, that butter is burnt. It was brown butter at first but with more time in a 350°c oven, that butter is burnt to high hell. Take it from an American who makes pastries
God I had a field day with this video, as a chef, working with metric units on a daily basis myself, this was pure gold, and I've got a few colleagues to show this one to.
Speaking as a foolish western spy who has been raised on these units: oh, boris, you madman. I love you, though, and somehow it turned out pretty good??? what kind of slavic sorcerery is this
@Bagheera I mean I live in Alberta and a lot of people do use imperial for measuring things like your height, but I've only ever seen signs that say 2m apart and at least my oven is in celcius. Also I mean I'm in my last yest of high school and I still havent really been taught the imperial system. The only time we used it was to learn to convert units. Though I'm not originally from here so neither of my parents ever really use imperial for anything so ig I've got a slightly different view on it.
I watch this for first time nearly a year after it was posted, now I love cheesecake, but the amount of black magic I witnessed by the end of this video for such a good looking cake to emerge out of THAT near disaster.... Boris you are a wizard.
I saw how much butter went in and then it was soup and I started just WHEEZING. I started laughing like a hyena in a vacuum cleaner, crying and wheezing and coughing, and it just got BETTER as it went along. This was exactly the kind of madness I needed to watch on a very bland, boring Wednesday.
I was choking part way through, and then I got to the comments... I had to stop because I got a headache from laughing. Then I got here, and now I'm done.
For those using the imperial system, here are the ingredients: - 1 emperor of butter - 1/4 king of sugar - 12 marquises of garalabam gragger - 24 barons of cream cheese - 4 dukes of chicken produce - 1 count of vanilla (not extract) - 1 king of berries - adopt metric, be happy
As an American seeing the European's making fun of our many strange systems of measurement in the comments my only response is: Yes, it's true. All of it.
well thats cup recipes for you they alway work as long as you use same sized cup during whole recipe That makes them easy to make and scalable if you instead of cup use double beer mug ;3
MrSorrowHamster Wow! Good to know. I live in Japan and they seem to use the same 200ml cup here. Guess some kind of KGB spy infiltrated at some point ;P
@@MildredCady He used double the recommended amount of butter. An American stick of butter is 4oz and roughly half of the 1/2 pound looking block he put in there.
Boris, comrade I just wanted to say you have made me passionate about cooking again as weird as that sounds but I know you probably wont see this and that is okay! But I just wanted to thank you comrade!
Yeah right? I am subscribed to some chefs that explain really well and stuff, but it's usually boris who gets me in the mood for cooking and actually doing stuff in the kitchen
I'm an American, and I've done similar recipes. I also LOVE cheesecake. I was amazed how he was doing every single step wrong but everything went relatively well. American measurements make no sense at all. Did you know that the foot was created by measuring the length of King Henry I's foot? Dumbest measurement system.
Boris is a very talented chef. Despite him seemingly having no clue what the measurements were, he got the proportions pretty damn on point. That actually looked good, despite being baked in the fires of hell!
Only Boris could not follow the recipe measurements correctly and still get a great result. Eat your heart out, Gordon Ramsay!
Gordon Ramzanov u mean?
Yes
@@nosignal5735 ah yes yes Гордон Рамзанов (I'm not from slavic country btw)
What's that suppose to mean 🤣
@@nosignal5735 no, it's Gardon Ramsanovich
How on earth did that madness actually end up looking like a proper and tasty cheese cake? Must be the secret Slav superpowers. :D
Must B
Magic 🤣
It is
Ikr
Cheesecake is magic I've never seen anyone actually mess it up to the point where it's inedible
Recipe: 350°
Boris, on a celsius grading oven: okei
Me, having done that in the past: oh *no*
Oh no demon cat meme
Oh no demon cat meme
Me, a Filipino: *confused confusion*
Reminds me of the time I visited friends in Canada and tried to bake something. That was a mess.
Me watching this whole video
"oh no.. No no no"
As a Baking and Pastry major, I hate the fact that this disaster came out halfway decent. It just proves baking really is more art than science 😭
The art is the ability to manipulate science to achieve your goal🙃
@@Jeff.78 I'm stealing this to sound intelligent
@@ibinmenon5565 Just remember that the use of "manipulate" isn't meant in a negative context. Perhaps I should have said, "ability to use science", to avoid possible confusion.
Sometimes context is lost in translation between synonyms. I can use a hammer to drive a nail.
I can manipulate a hammer to pound a nail.
Language is quite interesting, to say the least...pun intended 🤪
@@Jeff.78 A beautiful example in both cases, well done.
@@niklausvenzendt Thank you. Words are the 2nd best way to convey ourselves, after our actions, at least in those situations where it's relevant.
*"No such thing as too much ambition, there is only lack of motivation"*
- Boris 2020
778th like.
@@twelvetican did anyone ask
780th like
@@willlennox6973 Nobody asked so nobody answered.
Lack of much ambitional motivation.
Incorporated
"Sorry babushka, its really only business"
Oh my god.
I loved that
Cheesecake inc. Nope it must mean ingredients fused together
Ok Gudako, how's your summer roll?
If your cheesecake doesn't make it to the stock exchange, why bother
of course, gudako...
"ah the cake has started boiling"
American:wait we can boil it i feels the powers
americans dont boil the cake...
they deep fry it.
@@rooshovhannes7592 Don't give me ideas.
Britain approves
@@rooshovhannes7592 Deep fried cake has existed for decades; keep up, m8.
This is the equivalent of using the wrong math equation and still getting the right answer
I love it
Considering how the cooking process was going I never would have guessed that it would actually turn out how it did
He was definitely taking the piss but with food, taking the piss works sometimes
I once made poached eggs in a food science class having not studied at all and I think when I wrote down the recipe I told the reader to "hunt down endangered eggs on the African savanna."
Seeing him put that much cream cheese in had me stressin
Boris: Adds 1 stick of worldwide butter.
Me, an argentinian that has made the same mistake in the past: That´s going to be one HELL OF A CHEESECAKE.
Oh no
Confirmo, es el horror supremo
Lol that's about 4-5 times the butter you jeed
@@jonotwist Well most of the butter burnt off because he heated the oven up to 350°C instead of °F. So that move was accidentially genius.
Sip yo lo he hecho,pero.. SOY URUGUAYO
"Does everybody have the same size cup in America?" As an American, I have also wondered that at some point.
...do you not have the special measuring cups?
We do.
The average cup is 12 oz right?
No, it’s 8 fluid ounces.
It is? I dont even know what an oz is.. i know the metric system much better.. said the american who has only left the country twice in her entire life..
"8 inches... That number sounds familiar" lmao
And more laugh when he saw it was made in Germany. Russian and slavs do mocks German "small peepee".
@@nurlindafsihotang49 wait really?
@@nurlindafsihotang49 And now we can mock the Ruzzians with the 6ft......the 6ft they lie in Ukrainian soil
I fear no man!
but that thing!
"Imperial units!"
It scares me!
Jaem, you are so right
As someone born in, raised in, and never having left America; I still don't understand imperial units.
heavy
@patrick howard those non round numbers actually disgust me
And rest of the world too
Recipe: “One stick of butter”
Boris: “Aww yes this is mean one brick of butter”
What’s the difference?
@@genuin3th a brick of butter is around twice the amount of a stick
don't quote me on this im Australian and have no idea
Whats sad is that half that brick would have worked best because that is two sticks combined
@@genuin3th american stick of butter is 8 tablespoons, anywhere else is anywhere from 12 to 20 tablespoons
Most of "a stick of butter" here is actually a brick of butter
"Apple pie will become a unit of measurement"
Americans: *BRILLIANT*
Lenny Ultra
3.14 million subs and the king says he will make pie
Smells like nothing but *FREEDOM*
In 20 years in America...
If Peter walks with 5 gunshots per hour many bald eagles per freedom will it take Peter to get from point A to point B?
Real story Americans once measured a sinkhole with washing machines
I’m going to say one apple pie is about 3/4 of a gallon
"24 mouthfuls of cream cheese, some sugar, some biscuits, one almost burned down house.. but this is normal."
-Boris 2020
And somehow it made a decent cheesecake, that is magic
"Babushka's discipline tool..." Some things don't change from East to West...
Or from west to east to even more west.
Or south...in the USA or whole america😂😂😂
@@nurlindafsihotang49 Exactly. My very southern Babushka was all about the Discipline Tool, lol.
Does SoCal count as Southern America?
@@californiaball2599 ...what is the name again?...the region you just mentioned?
.....geography?
"I fear no man. But that thing"
*imperial units*
"It scares me"
In this case it's Unit of Measurement. Ah yes, America. The Land of the Karens, and the home of the Overweight fucks.
*retarded units
@@daldrete01 I'm from America and I don't want to live here
@@ekindiep532 im sorry for you my friend i wouldnt want that either
I fear no man
But that thing
*metric units*
It scares me
-America, probably
"Vanilla we have!"
*throws $7.00 worth of vanilla into mix*
@she took the kids is this a joke or not?
@@trollinape2697 it's 2020 so not sure at this point...
vanilla is much cheaper here in Europe. You would pay about 0.25zł for that amount
@@tstob3467 wtf no In Serbia it costs about 5-6$ for 2 sticks
@@tstob3467 Huh. Well hey, I actually learned something today
Boris just commited several war crimes cooking that cheesecake lmao
So... not enough ambition?
The digestive biscuits are almost the same thing. The scraping the burnt shut into it was sad tho
@@KirbyFanDude Yep 😪.
No, you're just American.
@FoxHound The worst crime, other than the 24 mouthfuls of cream cheese (no clue how that worked), was the inhuman amount of butter in the first crust, which had nothing to do with bad freedom units.
*The whole world : Keep 2 metre distance*
*America : Keep half alligator distance*
no, thats just florida
half an alligator? that's too close! I need at least 3/4s of a gator, if not a whole crocodile (I like my space)
I live in the Midwest and at my place of work we have social distancing signs that say to keep one adult cow distance apart
A dear is around one bike tall and weighs 800 hamburgers
Half alligator?
Nononono it’s a full alligator
We don’t like thinking about half gators
Boris : "Let's go on a hard recipe, cheesecake".
Me : "Ok, this is hard, I almost never successfuly baked one".
Boris : *Up to 350°C his oven*
Me : "It's ok, it's Boris, he's a profesionnal debil"
Boris : *Cook like a crazy, end up with a perfect cheesecake using Slav tricks*
Me : "What kind of sorcery is this..."
slav* bruh
It is scientifically impossible for him to cook something and it not be good
I wouldn't say it was perfect, generally you want to toss a pan of water in the oven with it so it doesn't dry out the top and crack like his does but.. Eh close enough. (Despite all the joking around)
So slav tricks can help,im in
@@SilvaDreams There is like 3 cracks on his. Mine with pan of water has billion.
It is still magic. Moreover, when you eat it, you simply don't care about 3-4 cracks :O
Boris has gone insane to make this cheesecake on imperial units....
Should we send in the KGB?
Yes
I think lockdown has got to him.
Ik lol
Doesnt a cheesecake should not be cooked?
Congratulations you've baked one of the most German desserts ever. Grandma Emma would be proud of you!
Greetings from Germany
Cheeki Breeki :)
*Oma
Wait cheesecake is German?
I am from Austria and we didn't know about cheesecake until a few years ago through America. And cheesecake is heavily associated with American culture in Austria
@@juannaym8488 Originally Greek/Roman, but since the middle ages, it's a German specialty.
Is it not greecce?
@@crabrangoon2493 That would be Feta-Cheescake. ;)
(Yes, it is ancient Greece, the Romans got the recipe from the Greece, the rest is history. Pun intended.)
"1 stick of butter"
*Adds 2.9 sticks of butter*
Still came out looking awesome!
Never too much butter
HE IS A WESTERN SPY!!! TO THE GULAG WITH HIM BLYAD!!!
sorry to ask, but how many spoons are a stick of butter?
A Barbarian Horde no no it was 1 imperial stick of butter
@Sungindra Setiawan American sticks are smaller than that one
"Does everybody just have the same size cup in America?"
There's like five different definitions of a cup. At least two of them are used in America.
Yeah, we don't understand it either
a measuring cup
One is for solids and the other for liquids.
Skxynka the comrade a cup is 8 fluid ounces (except coffee where it is 6 oz) for reference, a typical shot glass holds one ounce.
gottfer Actually, from a practicality standpoint, the imperial system is optimized for the general non scientific human experience. The people creating it weren’t total idiots you know.
For instance, it’s much more convenient to measure close distances, as well as the human body in feet than meters. As far as temperature, Fahrenheit makes sense for measuring weather: MOST global temperatures fall between 0 and 100 degrees Fahrenheit, so it gives a sensible 1 to 100 sliding scale of coldness to warmness.
Imperial units, while not very good for scientific work, are very helpful in their own way. Metric may be logical, but that doesn’t automatically make it human friendly in scale and composition.
gottfer you didn’t even mention measurements like grains and hands. Think before you troll my dude, assuming that’s legal where you’re from.
Boris: "one stick of butter"
Me: "oh, oh no"
That is when you apply a staple of French cuisine wisdom: *There is never too much butter.*
onceuponaban If you don’t have a heart failure that’s not enough butter.
I love how Boris is just stunned at our weird ass terms of measurement, like yeah ounces make no sense out of context, we're just used to it.
No measurement makes sense out of context. Ask a Amazon tribal what a ml is and they'll have no idea
@@tylerdavis9914 I'm trying to figure out what a ml is.
@@SairinEarthsea ml means mililiter :)
(1000ml = 1 l)
@@Llyissibel thank you, I'm used to seeing measurements likes cups, tablespoons, and gallons in recipes so I didn't know what ml was.
Gold is measured by the ounce, and that's international currency, no matter what country. Just saying...
Me: Yeah Yeah 350 sounds right.
Boris: *Cranking the oven to max*
Me: Huh, a max of 350 is kind of low for an ove- BORIS NO YOU DEBIL
And yet he makes it work in the end
I'm somewhat surprised for it to work... and worked well!! That cheesecake got a very good caramelized color!
True Slav magic
Me: woah 350?? thats like,,,, almost 4 times the boiling point of water
@@lizardgirl413 3,5 to be exact :D
I don't know why Boris has 473 Kelvin on his oven. Literally almost every recipe calls for 180C (or 350F) but that is 453K. I guess he just likes to cook at 200C instead
"8inches Sounds familiar"
The fu-
Boris is such a dick
Wut? I have such a di too
Fajar Adi ummm
@@fajaradi1223 tf?
@@fajaradi1223 ok capitalist
Boris: **Puts oven to 350 celsius**
House: **Starts burning down**
Boris: Must have been the tin, Cyka
HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SUPREME BEING OF TH-cam AND I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I AM THE UNPRETTIEST TH-camR OF ALL TIME!!! Good bye ilj
@@AxxLAfriku ?
350 Celsius is 662 Fahrenheit! Hell, my American oven only goes to 500 F.
@@griffingamer8624 most ovens in europe only reach 250C so about 480🤷🏼♂️ so Boris have a super oven
@@mpking7565 it is professional slav oven!
"8 inches"
"sounds familiar"
Boris you funny man
"Made in germany" laughs
Man, the slavs still take shits of the german i see...
"We'll celebrate 3.14M subs and make apple pie instead"
I'll have to admit that I missed that joke on the first watch..
what joke OHG OG IIG OIGF O H OH IOH OH MAN YU ASPDAHDSJ HBJAHSDASJD JHAS I GOT IT WHILE WRITING THIS
OHH SHITTTT I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS A JOKE TILL YOU POINTED IT OUT, and even then it took me SO LONG
Can you explain? sorry I'm kinda dumb
@@lole9867 the starting numbers of pi
@@lole9867 3.14 is pi number
The hilarious part is, his ingredient measurements were actually almost perfectly spot on. The only thing that I would consider a mistake is the burnt crust, but honestly, burnt butter and cookie probably tastes about like a graham cracker.
Wait a sec what
Idk but imperial feels more natural for a lot of stuff like inch foot Oz and lbs are more useful for daily life and metric is more useful academically it’s precision vs feel
Either way fuck imperial
@@baraghy3627 It feels more natural to you because you are used to it, it doesn't feel natural to anyone raised with metric.
@@zekrinealfa1113 Raised In Syria we use metric but used to use local standards before
Proportions matter more than measurements.
the disappointment in my eyes when you didnt use svetlana to crush the cookies... outrageous.
Svetlana is too powerful, she’d break the bowl.
@@Tioko yeah, I agree. Svetlana was an overkill here
I was gonna say that.
Svetlana is too good for imperial units
I prefer the grenade
1:57 "a stick of butter?"
"Butter we have!"
*Pull's out a block equivalent to two sticks*
"There's no such thing as too much ambition, there is only lack of motivation!"
"They asked if Summer Sun has started boiling head already."
Dude. This is why I watch you. You're an ingenious writer.
I’m not sure which is more surprising, how bad he messed up the recipe, or the fact that it turned out well anyway.
As a Asian American, my motto in the house when making either styled food is, if it works it works, and blin does it work
Because when you know how to cook you can just adapt to the recipe as you go, like he did. He didn't follow it to the letter, he went "Hold up, this doesn't seem right" and basically corrected his fuck-ups by eye.
6:45 Shines as Chernobyl's Reactor 4 before exploding
It looks like the elephants foot
You used the wrong formula but found the correct answer. As a westerner who was in horror at not just googling the conversion charts, I am very surprised but hey, congratulations. you made it work. Which is more than *many* Americans can do working with native imperial units.
Your not wrong
We use Freedom Units in America 🦅🇺🇲
@@williammartinez321 more like Debil units because Boris (a professional Debil) managed to decode it.
"...no, no, he's got a point,"
"First Mickey Mouse, now Wizard of Oz"
I laughed way harder at this than I should've
And stir until incorporated
"sorry babushka, it really is all about business"
@@baljeep_gay This is the hardest I've laughed at a Boris vid. Maybe because am American.
Me too
Same XD
@@baljeep_gay whar did he mean by that
"Pretty sure they mean chicken produce."
Just make sure is not moose egg!
Wait till uou find out rooster lay egg
Moose egg only found in Canadian recipe.
Raymond Biskner да
Let's play it safe and go with the emu egg 🤔
Nono, Moose egg is only found in canada! Use bear egg instead!
"Which cup ?"
I was on the floor 😂
I never ask that question: a cup has always exactly 1/4 to 1/3 liters. Also known as mug or half pint.
@@LuisAldamiz I have never seen a 1/3 l cup, only 200ml and 250ml.
@@LuisAldamiz a coffee standard cup is 125 ml.
Our cups are 250ml and 450 ml
I know cups with 350 ml, 300 ml and 250 ml.
So yes, the question is: which cup.
As long All is measured in cups, it is OK.
Problem starts, when mixing different volume measurements.
One tablespoon to one 125 ml cup has a different outcome than one tablespoon to a 450 ml cup.
So, conclusion, Imperial sucks.
;)
lmaoo it means many things
Boris: “Apple Pie will become a unit of measurement”
America: Write that down write that down!
Pi in math. Dose that count?
American has more fat people than Canada
@me 262 yes
As an American, I am...!
Not offended, because knowing this country, that probably would become a unit of measurement.
this is why I hate living in the USA
He almost turned his joke of "if you have burned down yout house, try again" into a reality
Boris using imperial units, his love for his fans shows past his hatred for western things, to which I say thank you!
you know he is just making fun of your units right
Ah yes, because the USA, Liberia and Myanmar is the entire west.
Calling Imperial units "Western" offends me somehow.
There's way more Western countries that aren't part of that madness ;D
@@schretlenaugustijn2391 ah yes taking a generalization for a comment seriously.
The word 'use' is doing a lot of work in that sentence XD
I’m sitting here watching this and seeing him say ounces as “mouthfuls” and I’m fucking wheezing
It would have to be a baby's mouth.
I absolutely lost my shit when he very deadpan said "ohzz."
almost had a heart attack when he set that oven to 350 lmao
Dont worry borris is best cook comrade he knows what hes doing
Casually tosses the 350 degree loaf straight into the freezer.
AKKuura for real how did that glass not shatter
Ben Pierce Soviet technology is best technology
@@benjaminnguyen4341 I think you'll find that German engineering is the best in the world.
@@qwerty9118 Wait... is that...? Nah, couldn't be.
@@Poldovico 👀 mayhaps
"Sooner or later, apple pie will be a measurement unit"
*dies from laughter*
I'm having a hard time figuring out if Boris is actually messing with us or he really did struggle with the imperial system and it hurts my brain trying to figure it out
I mean you can always google the conversions, but things like "cup" and "stick of butter" are really really pointless and arbitrary measurements that we in the US just agreed to randomly standardize on. Like most sticks of butter in Europe are like twice to two and a half times the size of a US stick.
@@MikeBenko the one only thing in the US that is smaller. Surprisingly it was butter.
i dont know if he would risk causing a Fire just to entertain us. 350c is not a temperature to have fun with. In my active time as a voluntary fireman i had to deal with alot of Fire where the cause was an oven that was too high :P
@@Y0G0FU in multiple Q&A he has stated he has... Started multiple fires by mistake for entertainment. Also he uses the oven so often I'm sure he knows 350°C is too much for anything (why do ovens even go that high? I'm afraid of turning it past 220 C)
@@MikeBenko cups have existed for hundreds of years, and a stick of butter is 8 oz, that doesn't mean you can't buy bigger pieces of butter.
as an american i can tell you that every time you open an egg here mickey mouse will appear
I can confirm
Blyat, no wonder all those times I fried the chicken devices look terrifyingly familiar
@@dx_Rain_xb *chicken produce
Huh-hoh! Better buy a Walt Disney™®© ltd. brand of plate to eat those eggs on!
*You don't know how much Donald has suffered.*
Do you get a cease and desist letter for every egg you crack open or do they sum it up into one letter for each recipe?
my current ringtone is boris' "lalalala", wonderful
Give me that ringtone right now!!!
@WMAaS this is from the video "wall carpets and pink sausage" at 3:04, the most glorious lalalalala! I also did one from anatoli's beep in "top 19 reasons you should get a lada" and one of his "davai" in the "russian potato salad" video lol
OMG I FORGOT TO MAKE ONE WITH "VADIM BLYAT"
Boris trying to pronounce graham crackers is the thing I did not know I needed in 2020. 😂
Recipe: add one stick of butter
Boris: adds the whole block
What is one stick anyways? You have to buy a butter that is long like a stick??
Nah just cut it
@@faizfrez2729 take two butter blocks and you can make it into 4 butter sticks
@@faizfrez2729 ok I can explain, we buy our butter in 1 pound packs divided into 4 sticks. Each stick is standard a 1/2 cup (a cup is roughly 240 ml).
Faiz Frez one stick of butter weighs approx 120 grams.
As a person who cooks I was sitting there with my mouth open and gasping when he added the burnt cookies and butter to the new crumbled cookies.
But of course i was crying the whole video.
Is not burnt, is well toasted.
@@snoodledumpling4486 nah mate, that butter is burnt. It was brown butter at first but with more time in a 350°c oven, that butter is burnt to high hell. Take it from an American who makes pastries
but like... I was also thinking... that could be kind of good, done right
Let him cook
1:49 rare footage of boris not making a mess on his kitchen
proceeds to make a cake in 350 degrees celsius :D thats like pizza temperatures
@@antti3779 If Frozen pizza, No
If Restaurant idk
*looks wierd* perfekt
@@historyman9436 For actually baking a fresh pizza, you want the oven to be extremely hot. Commercial pizza ovens cook at 700-800 F (370-430 C).
@@Shalashalska alr, i only Bake Frozen Pizzas Out of monetary reasons
God I had a field day with this video, as a chef, working with metric units on a daily basis myself, this was pure gold, and I've got a few colleagues to show this one to.
"This will not hold my soup" or "GRENADE" is what I love about this guy
1:47
"do everybody has the same sized cup in America?", "Davai" , "babushka" , "the cake's boiling" and others left the chat .
Speaking as a foolish western spy who has been raised on these units: oh, boris, you madman. I love you, though, and somehow it turned out pretty good??? what kind of slavic sorcerery is this
Exactly that, Slavic sorcery.
sorcererecererey
The yea kind
um my sister tryed to make a russian dish a few weeks and while making it my mom told us that we are part russian except we live in the usa
@@IndustrialParrot2816 p o t a t o e
Actual title "Boris roasts the American measurement system."
Weel they are not americano but imperial
It's murica
@@zakhapiell4142 imperial is used by 3 countries in the world, 2 of which no one talks about so it might as well be lmao
@Bagheera I mean I live in Alberta and a lot of people do use imperial for measuring things like your height, but I've only ever seen signs that say 2m apart and at least my oven is in celcius. Also I mean I'm in my last yest of high school and I still havent really been taught the imperial system. The only time we used it was to learn to convert units. Though I'm not originally from here so neither of my parents ever really use imperial for anything so ig I've got a slightly different view on it.
Lol
I watch this for first time nearly a year after it was posted, now I love cheesecake, but the amount of black magic I witnessed by the end of this video for such a good looking cake to emerge out of THAT near disaster.... Boris you are a wizard.
I saw how much butter went in and then it was soup and I started just WHEEZING. I started laughing like a hyena in a vacuum cleaner, crying and wheezing and coughing, and it just got BETTER as it went along.
This was exactly the kind of madness I needed to watch on a very bland, boring Wednesday.
"hyena in a vacuum cleaner" - I'm going to steal this phrase.
This was exactly the kind of madness I needed to read on a very bland, boring Tuesday.
@@Anvilshock So will I, then all my friends will pick it up. Some day this phrase will rule the world.
I was choking part way through, and then I got to the comments... I had to stop because I got a headache from laughing. Then I got here, and now I'm done.
Glad I'm not the only one.
Dude, cheesecake is my specialty...this...this episode broke me.
See a therapist, preferably a Russian one
WEAK MANNN TRUE MAN MAKES BREADDDD
6:16 “But I say there no such thing as too much ambition, there is only lack of motivation” - Boris, 2020
boris for president !!!
@@LOVEisTHEultimateLAW would do a better job then the current one... Not going to say his name incase they send assasins after him🤣
"Does everyone have the same size cup in America?"
Yes, they're called red/party/solo cups.
For anyone wondering, the background song is Movin' With It by Mike Franklyn
Cheers, was wondering what the funky music was.
Thank you!
Bro, you’re the mvp!
Wasn’t looking for it this time but people like you are a God send. Cheers.
The moment you realize he was baking at 660 degrees Fahrenheit
because he was using a metric oven
...for an imperial recipe...
Dang, six degrees more and it could be said the oven is hot as hell...
my oven only goes up to 550. my barbeque goes into the 700s
Idek how hot that is
Boris: Uses imperial units
Eyy, comrade why you showing us American propaganda
What the absolute fuck is that nickname
@Epic Pro X No, look at the channel, there's good content, it is not a bot.
@Epic Pro X he is not a bot he is my fav youruber
fuck off with your obviously fake checkmark
Why syrup
I dont understand how he messed it up so bad, yet made it perfectly at the same time.
Boris, you truly are my hero
For those using the imperial system, here are the ingredients:
- 1 emperor of butter
- 1/4 king of sugar
- 12 marquises of garalabam gragger
- 24 barons of cream cheese
- 4 dukes of chicken produce
- 1 count of vanilla (not extract)
- 1 king of berries
- adopt metric, be happy
Actually it's 16 quarters of dukes of chicken produce.
ok, you can come over and start working on our signage. good luck.
Yes, the 4 Dukes of Chicken Produce
@@uegvdczuVF _"16 quarters"_ love it.
Oh silly you
It's 24 sultans.
As a non american, using normal measurements, I can absolutely feel his confusion
Same here in Finland, comrade. It's easier with desilitres and teaspoons etc.
@@RoopeRontu1999 Torilla tavataan?
@@luksutin2139 Ehdottomasti
Same in Belgium, he was actually better than me that he figured it was 350 F.
I was just like wtf 350 C?
@@luksutin2139 Torilla tavataan.
Who remembers when the title was: “COOKING CHEESECAKE WITH IMPERIAL UNITS”?
Me. I don't know why he change it.
Me
I do
Yep
Me
This video is hysterical, how did i miss it. Love ya boris
"First Mickey Mouse, now Wizard of Oz"
I died laughing lmao HAHAH
As an American seeing the European's making fun of our many strange systems of measurement in the comments my only response is:
Yes, it's true. All of it.
Proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free
Astro Kitty yeah but it’s funny lol
Ironically, they invented them. We just kept using them.
Are we talking about whether there's no excuse to learn metric or Imperial? Either way the answer is imperial SUCKS.
@Coloure I'm an American. I am used to the Imperial system.
Boris: What cup? Does everybody just have the same size cup in America?
Also Boris 3 yrs ago in the cheburek video: add 3 cups of flour
well thats cup recipes for you they alway work as long as you use same sized cup during whole recipe
That makes them easy to make and scalable if you instead of cup use double beer mug ;3
Well he is soviet, and in soviet Russia we have standart cup. Its like 200 g or ml. Granenii stakan.
MrSorrowHamster Wow! Good to know. I live in Japan and they seem to use the same 200ml cup here. Guess some kind of KGB spy infiltrated at some point ;P
Isn’t 1cup = 250ml?
He showed us the cup he used, his owly mug
Just take a mug, cup or other device from aprox the same size
This is not possible with american recipe
"one almost burned down house, but this is normal"
Literally me everytime I cook! 😂😂
Recipe: Add 1 stick of butter
Boris: One full heart attack of butter? Sure why not
Someone forgot to tell him that American sticks of butter are smaller…
Mildred Cady one thing we Americans have smaller than the rest of the world
@@NapalmStrike802 Our health care is way smaller too.
I literally saw that & was like oh God, that is a block not a stick 😂😂
@@MildredCady He used double the recommended amount of butter. An American stick of butter is 4oz and roughly half of the 1/2 pound looking block he put in there.
I got so afraid when Boris literally added a WHOLE block of butter
To be fair, that’s what I expect an American stick of butter looks like XD
@@Archer-1453 american butter is about 1/4 of that
Seth MacDonald I’ve made cheesecake before, so I know “1 stick” is not that large. Just making fun
Alex Hughes one stick of butter is approximately 120 grams.
Yeah, our system is confusing but it yields results!
*No one*
*Americans:* So, now put it in the oven at the heat of June 14th times the number of weapons per capita for 1 and half baseball games
As an American, this brought a single bald eagle tear to my star spangled eye.
So like 450 F?
What is this? Psycho Math?!
@@thepersondotjpg American math!
@@umcaraqualquer3640 You never watched Crashbox before, haven't you?
Loving this quote from Boris: "There is no such thing as too much ambition, there is only lack of motivation."
Keep up the good work blin
1:47
Soviet soldier using German "Stielhandgranate 24" as cooking utensil during Battle of Stalingrad 1942, colorized.
A live german stick grenade
It's actually 34. Cheers!
“One day, apple pie will become unit of measurement.”
As an American, I dearly hope so
Please no
they already used the size of a washing machine to measure a hole in Road
@@astienyusuf7428 how? Just how? Are we speaking 6l 8l or 12l washing machine?
@@Larandar yes.
some Random Krunker guy
Please yes >:)
Boris, comrade I just wanted to say you have made me passionate about cooking again as weird as that sounds but I know you probably wont see this and that is okay! But I just wanted to thank you comrade!
Yeah right? I am subscribed to some chefs that explain really well and stuff, but it's usually boris who gets me in the mood for cooking and actually doing stuff in the kitchen
I'm an American, and I've done similar recipes. I also LOVE cheesecake. I was amazed how he was doing every single step wrong but everything went relatively well. American measurements make no sense at all. Did you know that the foot was created by measuring the length of King Henry I's foot? Dumbest measurement system.
Boris: uses block of butter
Americans: *visibly sweating*
That's the Paula Deen version.
na he put the right amount in (not really)
He put in 2 sticks holy shit I makes a difference he answerd my burning question of how much is too much
Boris quotes 2020 : " There's no such thing as too much ambitions, only lack of motivation!"
I can't wait for him to do an America country review and try store-bought cheesecake.
Store bought cheesecake tastes like Shit
well most of it
me: seeing cooking cake at 350 degrees of celsius
also me: thats not cake, thats *_LAVA!_*
Add five apple pies to the mixture along with one wizard of *OZ*
nu cyka, recipe clearly stated 24 wizard of oz
@@carbonmonteroy my bad comrade all the western propaganda had DEBILitated me
Am I the only who found the 'Made in Germany' part funny?
yes
I mean Boris chuckled at it too lol
No
NEIN
Isnt it the russian joke than germany have small dick, only 8 cm?
3:00-3:03 - Quote from Chernobyl NPP reactor 4 control room
I died
@@White-rb5ey yea they did too
@@polygorg they wear cooking western cheesecake in the reactor at 350
@@Johndoe-jd add a 0
Honestly, who gives an *elephant's foot* about Chernobyl
Boris is a very talented chef. Despite him seemingly having no clue what the measurements were, he got the proportions pretty damn on point. That actually looked good, despite being baked in the fires of hell!
Boris: writes top secret on paper
Also boris: shows paper to millions of people
@im a spider vadim not have internet he has noiseternet
@@dawidgacek4764 he has интер-нет
top secret for the watchers.
I cannot believe your oven not only didn't explode, but cooked the cheesecake more or less properly
The rest of the world: WHY CAN YOU JUST BE NORMAL
America: *Screams in Fahrenheit, Ft,miles, and Pounds
(Points to the UK) Does blame us, it was their idea.
@@SamS-fq5yw because politicians are fucking stupid and when you learn it in school but not the other way, most people dont bother.
@@SamS-fq5yw why tf ur username so long
@@SamS-fq5yw it apears you need it
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@3:00 Been a while since I've laughed like that, thank you Boris.