Matryoshkas and Caviar - Moscow review (200th video)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ต.ค. 2017
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Boris shows around Moscow with some tips for travel. Metro stations, local food places and of course gopniks on streets - everything in Moscow.
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Background music:
• uamee - TRACKSUIT
Intro music:
• NATIVE GOPNIK DANCE - ...
Outro music:
• Video
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Slav squatting with semechki in my hand.
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4:56 “OY BLYAT”
In my country we see this everyday
@@nekosan3257 не в твоей стране ,а нашей
It's Rasputin!!
It's Luke from The Last Jedi, except he exiled himself to Russia and all he says is "idi nahui, blyat".
I love Boris' crazy bonfire laugh at 3:10
Regina De Bestiis it cured my depression
that was an epic slav laugh.. it says axaxaxa!
Blyat supplies
4:55 Boris just saw Rasputin and didn't even noticed
Thats why he said
"Oh blyat"
HAAHAHAHAHA
I KNEW he survived all that
RA-RA-RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN
Rasputin's reincarnation
4:23
Boris: “I mean what are they going to do? Kick me out?”
_litteraly 1 second later_
*police sirens wailing*
😂🤣😂🤣Lolll
Btw i was ur 35 like
@@misupop954 thanks!
ikr
that was an ambulance lmfao
At 8:54 . . . That was a female hand! Boris, did you find yourself a special gopnitsa?
Impossible! Nyet, blin, Sergei has just begun growing his nails and panting them green. No worries.
I believe he said "my sister".
Sergei is transgende
Didn't he mention somewhere that he has a girlfriend?
No he didn't
6:03 “Look is Stalin!”
His voice is so cute while saying that
Papenka 312 ikr
"Oh no, not him again!"
Ok
@Linh Nguyen it's just kissing the comrades goodnight, братан
6:03 LOOK-IS S T A L I N
In Europe:
Adidas
In Russia:
*LADIBAS*
?
@@larslarsson9329 в начале видео был момент.
*Russia: Abibas
@@donatchannel5882, yeah, man..
ALIBABABAS
6:23 That’s my type of children’s music
Agreed.
Sir, is Moscow a nice city to visit? Are people friendly? i think it seems like a rushed process of a video, and it seems like details and other things were left out, it just doesnt seem like a easy process, navigating through the city, etc. it would be nice to see a beautiful city, i am wanting learn of slav culture more, the city seems like a good start, it seems like a scary place, there i said it, im scared..
Yes, god yes.
Just watch some tourists vlogs about Moscow at TH-cam, man) And welcome to Moscow
Jacob Mikel this wasn’t really meant to be a proper review of the place if you watched his channel more often you would realise that
I’m in russia today and THE SUBWAYS ARE SOOO BEAUTIFUL!
blyatiful
It's blyatyful
@@therefore-I-AM slav dictionary my comrade
No comrade it is blyatiful
All the ex soviet union country have beautiful subway, idk why😂
Everybody in moscow: Blacc Shirt
Boris: YELLOWBLYAT!
Is it just me or Boris really sounds happier in this video than in other country reviews? 😆
4:09 *I'm on the list.*
Killmonger you too?
same
0:32 the lady goes “you want picture” 😂
Caption say, "How about no"
Conray 2 when I went to Russia people dressed as old figures always came up to us and said that which does mean “do you want to take picture”
@@oktoberfest4424 Yep. I fell for it myself.
Conray 2 he was saying how about no to her
No I understand Russian, it is "You want picture?". The caption is just what boris is thinking
1:05 no it's OUR FAVORITE CITY
2:07 nobody noticing Zhukov :(
I saw him
The hero of the ussr in ww2
One of the greatest general ever, also half-Western spy because he likes Coca-Cola
It's so depressing that his portrait is beside a Starbucks. He's definitely rolling in his grave about that.
@ReaveMan there is more wrong with this comment than your genetic pool.
6:03 Iconic
6:03 ussr anthem plays
5:34
Got one of Putin
One of Stalin
One of Lenin
Stalin #2
(Reaches Trump)
*Uhhhhh*
Why am I not surprised Trump is among them.
BlackEpyon as a Trumper, I thought it was the funniest thing!
There is 1 impostor among us
@@hongseng3670 orange faked tasks vote him
@@JastwatchingYT yes
5:20 when the train sounds better than your modded Honda Civic
the Sound that Traction Motors make is something else
5:16
As a half Swiss half Russian that regularly goes to Moscow, this part made me smile 😊
*Blyat. Now I can't read English comments without accent.*
*Thanks, Boris :D*
Neither can I, blin. :)
I used to have a British accent, now I roll my R like a Babushka and my parents aren't sure I'm their child now
Taxi: *exists
Boris: *"YOU DO NOT SEE I'M FILMING!?"*
eat your cereal
@@luiszambrano5352 no eat ur Russian met
*COLORFUL LANGUAGE INCOMING*
8:57 “This is sacks of cheese! Filled with cheese.. Different cheese, I guess.”
That’s all that I could catch. 🤷♀️
Ah Boris. I return to this video often. A dear deceased friend and mentor of mine was a historian of Russia (we often watched your videos in his office) and there are few things I want to do more than finally visit Moscow for his sake. Until things change (hopefully in my lifetime) this video allows me to visit and walk it’s streets in a way that’s far more entertaining than other videos.
4:55 when you see a western spy (spion) in Moscow .
🇭🇺
@@zakszazso9860 opaaa magyarok
@@ruszok oppa
Yes blin more MOCKBA!
LordRyan100 agree
If u want cheap drink go to Bucharest
Да блядь!
Фёдор Подъяблонских there is no such thing like write correctly,he may be pronouncing it in Serbian
LordRyan100
It’s Москва
Самое печальное что он забыл показать чуть ли не главную гордость всего СНГ....
Это шаурма,великая и прекрасная шаурма у автовокзала
6:10 give me the small boris
𝗬 𝗘 𝗦
YES
YES
*Д А*
*Y E S*
Boris you could make a 72 hour video of you just walking around anywhere and Id watch the whole thing
That's a bit creepy.
When he says looks it’s stalin had me dying for some reason 🤣🤣
This tour is so complete I don't even need to go to Moscow anymore. I've seen everything important.
Boris: "Accept your fate of going deaf early on.".
*DEAF*
Kaix: "Now I understand why people need subtitles an why it is difficult to understand Boris.".
"somebody has to make it look like work is being done"
Pretty accurate representation of every job ever.
6:03 Boris I didn't know you were recording me!
Joseph Stalin I’m recording you from the western world. DO NOT HATE ME BLIN
Slav Apache Fang ГУЛАГ for western spy
we love you tavaritch Stalin
Rastreliat all western spies
Hello
*comrade*
0:35 look, is a lada
I like the giant Zhukov plastered on the building at 2:05
4:55 oh blyat 🤣🤣🤣 this literally just killed me
😂😂
me too ahahahahaha
GULAGed
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH I'm dying
*OY* *BLYAT*
I want Boris as my tour guide if I go to Moscow someday.
You can be tour guide by yourself.
step 1: Grab a bottle of vodka
2: drink it by one shot.
?????
PROFIT!!
Now you lay down drunk as hell and you dont need any guides anymore. Simple
Good lick
@Linh Nguyen I’m a boy
Narkotik kal
@@Retard4 A cute boy then
Boris: "children's songs are playing"
*russian anthem plays*
Russian anthem: am I a joke to you?!
I think that was the Soviet anthem
@@an_actual_idiot у гимна рф и ссср одинаковый мотив
Boris subtitles: "[Subtitles missing]"
Kaix: "You said: "Subtitles missing" with subtitles, so there are subtitles: Мат!"
What Font Name In Our TH-cam Profile *Blyat*
That is cheeki breeki indeed.
12:20 they are walking so perfectly
ikr?
haha, el espíritu soviético
IK RAIGHT
the real hero here
*Ahh feels good being Bulgarian and being able to read and understand everything in his videos.*
Dantoxism I'm Finnish and I understand most of the stuff
Aki Kanervo Can you read it tho?
Hm da da
Feels good being russian and understand everything
Ай пиздец, and here I am being Russian and not understanding a single bloody Bulgarian word. I bet you folks talk smack about me right now overe there, блин.
I would love to visit Moscow someday.
Oh man I discovered you some days ago and I am now addicted to your videos, even if I get half the jokes because I’m not Slav 😂😂 thanks!
Legend says that Boris' hands have grown to twice the size of a normal man's because of how many jars of mayonnaise he has opened over the years
You know what they say about big hands.
And kompot
WESTERN SPY ALERT! Misspelling of Mayonez detected!
@@alfred0621 big gloves 🧤
3:10
Slav laughter
10:24 this is when Boris sounds drunk for a second
5:36
Excuse me, I need to go clean up all of the water I just spit out
5:25 that dude in the background giving the side eye lmfao
jackrabbit “the hell he doin over there?”
Wtf he doin there with that statue
8:54 Female hand! Our favorite slav got a girlfriend
He has got a Gopnitsja
Masha
Solomon Grundy which video
Iz Gopnista. But you can never be too sure until they have either Weslav or Adidas.
@Solomon Grundy can u give me link?
0:28
Boris: YOU DO NOT SEE I AM FILMING?
Taxi: What?
8:08 didn't expect that murcelago
Let us see more of Oksana(Wife no.4), Boris.
8:53
YES! BORIS WENT TO MOSCOW UUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA!
Ануууу, чики-брики в Москве :D
Boris went to my home city blin this calls for extended squat session
Comrade FigTM URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*bleh i choked blyat* rrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Bro never changed his intro respect
0:32
Boris:"records"
Girl:this building is copyrighted
Cyka
I know this was a year ago. But she actually said "do you want to take a photo?"
@@HopeRock425 Thanks. But why would anyone want to take a photo of her? Is she dressed up as someone? Catherine the Great?
@@jordankidd4443 take a photo with her, she's dressed up as a character, though I'm not sure which one, this often happeneds in Slavic parks and cities. The way asked it in Russian made it clear that she that it's the both of them because of the verb being plural.
@@HopeRock425 I see, thanks! :D
4:56 "OY BLYAT"
i had to go back again and again :'D
Russia is my city !
noice
Yep, Moscow is my country
russia is not city
it is planet
DJ Blyatman Ireland is mine
DJ Blyatman i agree glory the motherland city!
Boris, thanks so much for this video! I never knew Moscow was that beautiful. ♥️
2:07 War Hero Great Great Comrade Georgy Zhukov
Nice Metro exodus gameplay boris didnt know you got the game this early
Do St Petersburg
Loved Moscow....next time... St Petersburg during flower season
Love your videos, brings me joy.
No squating? No meeting with local gopniks?
Be careful of dark ones when traveling the Metro.
Yeah, the drunk ones are dangerous.
LightCrasher its a metro(GAME) joke
the dark ones come much later
Tigrao Sass "You reap what you sow. Force answers force, war breeds war, and death only brings death. To break this vicious circle one must do more than just act without any thought or doubt."
Tigrao Sass no you show track suit
0:18 OH LADİBAS
*BORİS LİKE THİS*
Congratulations on 200th video! Staying Cheeki Breeki
6:00 ahahaha I died for Stalin zoom :D
"They have one with Putin, one Stalin, Lenin, Stalin Number Two, uhh..."
uhh... = Donald trump
8:54 masha?
5:19 we have older metro trains in Hungary that, even Stalin could travel with those trains😂
*HE FINALLY DID MOSCOW, THE ABSOLUTE SLAVMAN*
As a Finnish person... They say Moscow is expensive, but damn, those vodka prices are still so damn cheap!
Very expensive to live in. But yeah. The vodka is ok :D
So 1 American dollar is equivalent to how many rubles
Moscow is expensive compared to the rest of Russia and most of Eastern Europe, even rivaling many cities in the west, but nowhere near the Nordic countries.
1 American dollar is about 100 rubles
Yoshikage Kira I thought you wrote rubies, lol 👌
Legend is that boris doesn't add subtitles but whenever he talks subtitles appear in real life
Almost 1 million........you've come a long way Boris
6:03 ‘look is stalin’ omfg 😂👌 *yes*
His voice goes with the man moving his hands at stalin
You shall not exist British baguette
Still alive
Your name is British Baguette. Wait, that's illegal!
0:14 lEg rEvEAL cOnFIrMeD
Lmao 69th like
SH4D0W GAMING what?
@@SHDW-qs8zf he is not HowToBasic
rUsSiAn hOwToBaSiC
@@luciasoosova2182 what did he say?he deleted his comment
Watching again after this guy hits over 3 mil. Come so far! Stay Cheeki Breeki, Comrade!
Just realized you are near 2 MILLION subscribers and stay cheeky breeki
Your videos are just so... magical
Blyatifull
I’m still waiting for Saint Petersburg review
Boris you always cure my boredom and deppresion you never fail to entertain me anyways
FULL LET'S PLAY OF METRO 2033!!!
Made by some of the team from STALKER. Some of the Russian voice actors are also voice in the Russian translation of the game as well; The guy who voiced the infamous cheeki breeki line, some mercenaries, and some of the dutiers too.
I love your intro and outro, I always start dancing when I hear them
Nareszcie sensowna recenzja z podróży. Brawo Boris 👏
Your laugh is the best!
6:03 the real Stalin is rolling in his grave
recognized most buildings and places thanks to Metro Last light
The TH-cam Carnivore lmfao me tooo
Yep same lol.
Who's getting exodus too? I'm waiting for a special edition
The TH-cam Carnivore I pirated that for the ps3
I like how the tetris theme just fills the whole of the intro
*its just THERE*
Ive seen some of your videos and i have never seen a guy that know a lot of things in every field and turns into a joke love it
5:29 *CNN Heavy Breathing*
insane creeper71 peepee tape intensifies
"You take picture of this, you end up on some kind of list.."
I wonder what kind of list too..
5:16
Me dancing to dosimeter clicking up at reactor 4
The doll is so cute!! 😍
Please more Moskva, Boris! This was lots of fun :)
0:05 ALMOST FACE REVEAL
@Asian cat meme what do you want nazi?
@@mita8647 it's a flag XD
That we all hate but some swastika is from hindu gods XD
@@mita8647 Pls dont look at my profile picture then. I am feeling very wrong here, but hey...its not Winter.
Hell what commotion is going on. Does anyone want gulag
everyone with their dark clothing: normal and quiet
boris with his bright yellow jacket: talking to his camera/himself loudly