Speaking of female gangs the Sukeban in japan around the 70's was a female gang started as a response to the Yakuza not accepting female members. At their height they were the second most feared gang in Japan behind the yakuza. So there is precedent!
In India there was a group of pink clad women who started there own vigilante police force. They hanged up and beat men who were assholes with long sticks.
During the edwardian period they started making laws to control how long women's hat pins could be cause they just started using them to stab and prick at rude men
Had that conversation with a guyfriend of mine yesterday. Told him about my shitty misogynistic coworkers and he just told me he wouldn`t want to work with assholes like that either.
Who is being ignored? Not allowing an unfair trial to convict someone isn't being ignored. All that's happening is he's getting a fair trial, how is that bad?
I love how all these other standup comedians are like "I spent valuable months fine-tuning and honing my comedy routine on multiple tours until it was perfect," and then there's Josh out there killing it in one with "here's what happened last week."
@@angryox3102 i mean, he definitely could, but i think he's way above that. hosts of late night comedy shows are limited to a different kind of content, different topics, and different dynamics/time, which USUALLY takes away from their uniqueness and individual style. also, in many cases, the comedians who go down that path, due to the nature and pace and interactivity and general dynamics (with the crowd, guests, etc) end up becoming less funny over time, or at the very least, become a prop for the show more than the leading role which has people hanging on his every word, and that would honestly be such a loss, when Josh absolutely NAILS his current format of comedy, with the ever-changing, relevant and relatable social commentary and storytelling. like, some comedians are great for that kind of shows, but Josh is an outlier in how MUCH new material he has EVERY SINGLE TIME, and i would say, hosting comedy shows works better for those who maybe don't have that much novelty, but instead prefer to stick to a recurring form/pattern/(can't think of the correct word lol) with changing details. so, yeah, long story short, he could, but i don't think he SHOULD
I'll never forget finding a foldable knife under the seat in my friend's car and I was like, "How come you have a Knife in your car?!" and she was like, "How come you don't?"
Seattle here! Here's my question, how do you come up with great material so fast? Something happens, and five minutes later, you have a whole set of brilliant jokes. Blows my mind.
no I've seen talented stand up before, his turn around speed is crazy. a lot of comedians take time to craft the jokes for their routine, to be this topical and to do it this quickly over and over again is nuts.
It's freestyle probably. Riffing and ad-libbing mixed with some loose preconceived concepts, just like a rapper Btw...I'm saying this because I myself am a rapper who freestyles, not be cause Josh is black 😂
@@nameleszreviews5232ever checked out Harry Mack? freestyler on TH-cam, who does live freestyle concerts completely off the dome, gets topics from the audience to rap on. again mind blowing.
You should look up the stats of how often women get long-life sentences for fighting back against the attacker. It’s so sad that even when we get away the law will not only fail us but punish us for self defense.
It blows my mind every time i think about the absolute s%*$ stacked against the women of history, and even the elder women of our society. And how, despite it all, women are more often than not the face of care.. usually willing to lend a hand and watch out for others. I'm so grateful, but so pissed off that it is this way. It shouldn't be this way. These women are in my thoughts always, for the strength of their love and the endurance of their soul. Because, in a group, it is too normal for these women to be treated as disposables, when they are true treasures. It is too easy to assume that we will have their love forever.
I just want to give Joshua "Ezekiel" Johnson his proper respect. He has been blessing us with set after set here on TH-cam, making us pass out laughing, and Every Show Is Different!!! Most of the time when you see comedians on TH-cam, you can watch 10 videos and hear _maybe_ TWO new jokes. Josh is truly amazing and I want to make sure he knows we appreciate that! 🤗🥰✊🏾👍🏾🙌🏾
had to go call it out his whole govt like this man ain't a national treasure to be protected at all costs 😂 but you so right.. we like him. we love him. we want some more of him lol
I was part of a DnD group and one of the women was assaulted by one of the men. She said she was going to start carrying a knife. The DM ended up cancelling the game not because the guy attacked the woman, but because the woman said she felt she needed a knife. She's 5'3" and 110lbs while he is almost 6" and well over 200lbs. The DM said she should just learn self defense
@@frozen7550 I heard that the suicide rate for married women also dropped significantly after divorce was legalized (might have to fact check on that tho).
Hi Josh, I know there is a slim chance you read this but I was the guy who was at this show for my birthday. My friends and I had a great time! I would have liked to think of myself as someone who wouldn't get star struck, but that is exactly what happened lol. I had thought about what I wanted to say before we got to meet you briefly and then proceeded to not say any of it. What I wanted to say was, you're my favorite comedian because you're hilarious obviously, you are able to be vulnerable and you blend real world shit into your routines. Being able to laugh at our fucked up world makes it hold less weight. I've been watching since the "Catfishing the KKK" days, and it's been crazy to see how far you've come and I can't wait to see what you'll do next.
This is one of the most radical and interesting truly feminist ideas I’ve ever heard. And I’ve studied feminist theory at the graduate level. What’s interesting about it is that it’s all just based in fact. And the rationale extends from there. And to top it off as always, he’s very very funny. Love the way this guy thinks. Thank you!
there are female gangs in other countries that carry out street justice on men that have harmed women. one is in northern India, they were pink saris and patrol the streets w clubs. can't remember the name.
You are the one of the few out here doing it right. The funniest comedian that consistently uses their comedy to cope with the state of the world. Not to completely ignore it through escapism - but to actually make us laugh to help us cope with and through the chaos. Thank you for that.
I remember reading a story about a woman in... India? (Italy? Iran? Iraq? Indonesia?) who was horrifically assaulted... So she avenged her honor by cutting off his head & parading around town with it. I think she ended up getting arrested after a few laps around town.
Leaving this comment after seeing the first 8 minutes. This is undoubtedly your best set yet. I was taken by suprise. The way you tackled that dark topic in contrast and at the same time in line with your well established persona is of another level entirely. It brought back memories of your "Catfishing the KKK" bit, but with all the honing and sharpening of the years that followed. It's like seeing someone who always loved to dance, after years of hard training and living for that dream, come back with all the gained qualities into the natural ease of his love for it. A true moment of happiness. Thank you.
*Little history nerd moment :* in old medieval Scandinavia, if women of your family or village were SAed, it was espected and totally normal to go after the agressor, even as a group. Oh, and the man was almost always banned, which was one of the worst punitions ever, since it ment being rejected from your ancestor's and gods' lands. I not saying it was the right thing to do, nor that wd should bring it back as such : it was partly because the assault was considered an attack on the entire clan/family's honor. What i'm saying though, is there was justice. And everyone participated to hold agressors accountable. There were public trials too, in front of the land's lord and such, sure (they wouldn't decide on banishments otherwise), but men were keeping men accountable. And even if it pains me to write it, the type who agress don't consider women, so men doing it, keeping the agressors in line, is the only way. Us women cannot get this problem delt with without men. It's teamwork for everyone's best interest (except the agressors, but f them)
He's saying outloud what I've kept quiet for years because I'd be called crazy for even thinking it. He's right though. Like my Daddy always says, "drop em like a rock, ask questions later".
Yeah like idinov said he has a podcast called the Josh Johnson show that slaps! Has tons of good stories and getting close to 200 episodes, highly recommend it!
Safety Tip: keys between the finger won’t work how it plays out in the head. Palm it like your holding a roll of Pennies with the pointy part toward the pinky
@@karlajaeger2082 not going to penetrate but it’s not going to hurt your fingers nor fall out your hand … put the key betwix your fingers and try it and if you see it still seems feasible to you
@@karlajaeger2082 it won’t penetrate but it won’t hurt your fingers nor fall out you hands … put the key between betwix your fingers and try and see how effective it really is … wolverine
The real problem is that if you are carrying a knife and aren't 100% trained on how to use it, it is very easy for the other person to take your knife. And then THEY have a knife. And you do not.
So now you got the Bad Guys out here trying to guess which woman with her Fremen Honor Knife is "100% trained" and which one is just wearing. Better than what we got right now. #MayThyKnifeChipAndShatter
dude you remind me so much of carlin with your meandering story telling, knowing there is a payoff coming, but not how you are going to get there. love it so much.
And just when you're lulled into the story a hook comes by and smacks you in the face outta nowhere! Thats when you know someone knows their craft, and why Josh is absolutely my favorite 'new' comedian. Back to the old ways, with new content, and a fresh take on things. Love this guys content.
Watching from Denver, Colorado, but lived in Austin in my late teens and early 20s… I have seen sixth Street closed. Not for the same reasons as you, but because I am visually impaired and got lost downtown one night really badly. It was quite the experience. Was too impoverished for tacos from the back alley food truck, but I can imagine the scene where that truck existed… Glad to see you made it out alive! 😊
I've seen you on TH-cam for a while, but the first time I show you on the daily show I thought I pulled a racism and was like "no, I can't just assume 1 black dude that looks like another one is the same person".
I love your material but I thought I'd give you something to think about: when we see a group of men in certain conditions (night, you're alone. etc) the thing that's scariest is that it only takes ONE guy to make your life miserable or end your life because the worst thing we know is that the OTHER guys probably won't do anything. In fact, they might join in. Even if 4 of those 5 guys normally would never hurt a woman, they are very likely to just stand there if one of them decides to do something. That's reality.
That’s a fact! But I think Josh is aware of that for sure. He’s got an inquiring and curious mind and pays close attention to life’s horrible details. Nice to see a fellow Cassandra here!
Exactly and that's why it's so annoying when people are like, well 'it's not all men' because sure, maybe not every man isn't going to actively do something but for damn sure they'll let it happen.
@@hadrianhexe9603not only will most men not do any harm to women, men will definitely not just walk away and let it happen. If that is how you really think men are, you have the wrong kind of men in your life.
The thing is though men also be killing n fucking up men in the same way. That's the shit that doesn't get talked about in these conversations, Josh kinda brought it up there but yeah. Also this isn't india, most dudes are not just gonna join in on a gang grape
I'm not a woman, but I agree. The way for men to change their behavior is for men to police each other and teach how to be respectful, but the way for women to actually be safe is to be educated, heavily armed, and willing to safeguard themselves with lethal precision.
Man. Describing that alley taco trouble gave my stomach PTSD. I have never been hard up enough to risk alley tacos, but the nausea and wish for it just to find a way out is real.
In another life I was a route driver for the company that serviced the UT students. One of my timing stops was a quarter of a block from street food vendors. One guy offered the most gigantic egg rolls you can imagine. But they were a buck fifty. But absolutely delicious. Would dig deep on Fridays and get one. Dinner Friday night and lunch on Saturday. The Hmong make the best. He was in business for 25 years in that same spot. Read about his obituary while living in SLC. AND that was published in a major East coast NP. And yes, the funeral lasted 3 days 💕 R.I.P. Mr. Han
Josh what a treat it is to have smart, biting comedy that also has that underlying truth to it. What a breath of fresh air your comedy is and I’m so thankful for you to share it with us here.
Josh, I was waiting for you to bring in the French Revolution: rich people been killing peasants forever. Suddenly the poor start leveling the violence, start taking some heads. All the sudden we need a new system, cuz this shit isn’t working.
I just watched your possum bit on Comedy Central and you look so much more healthier here. It shocked me because I’m used to seeing your new stuff and then I saw Comedy central anyways. I’m glad for you to be healthy and well. You come off like a regular person I might bump into shopping at Walmart. And I think everyone should be at the very least healthy and well. Don’t let anyone dim your Light Mr.Johnson❤
One of the first things my daughter did after turning 18 was to get a concealed carry permit and her dad bought her the gun of her choice. She had been hunting since she was 12 and she's a dead on aim. She has yet to find the need to shoot a person.
I'm slowly become a fan of your comedy and what stands out to me more than your intelligent, well-organized and witty comedy; is your work ethic. You're consistent and prolific when it comes to putting out material. That is great for developing any craft and i tell by the way you tell your jokes, you can write. Best of luck in all your future endeavors
I love he doesn't do a mass produced, comedy buffet... it's a sit-down meal with close friends and I like it way better than most younger comics. Enjoy your meal. Also, timing I think Carlin would appreciate.
Can you please add to this bit about how women are being asked if they would rather see a bear in the woods or a strange man and we are picking the bear every time. Men are surprised because bears are “dangerous, unpredictable and can kill you” and women are like, yes but men are more dangerous and we have the stats to prove it.
No lie, my parents sent me to karate & taught me how to hunt before I was 12. And I was born in the 60's. Girls today should be trained by West Point academy starting at age 5.
Josh, you're one of the best comics around. Super funny material constantly, not just for a special. I hope I get to see you live when I make a trip to NYC. Much love from England 🤙🏼
My interview with Joke Wrld is out now th-cam.com/video/EbRgOfQQ5l4/w-d-xo.htmlsi=1nJ4y0X5TV6pLAD_
Congratulations, Josh! 🎉❤
It is called talent.
Only two groups women can sufficiently trust, gays and eunuchs. 🌈🤷♀️🔪🍆
Research aqua tovana , the women tried killing bad man. Guess who didn't agree?
11:51 OMG DUDE, YOU FOUND IT!! YOU FOUND THE PLACE WITH THE REVIEW THAT SAID THIS PLACE IS A *CHAIR* XD !!
I love how the phrase "This is a new idea for me too" has a double meaning when he says it.
I just got it lmaoo ME TOO
Oh shit
Oh daaaamn good catch!
daamn ....that flew past me
@@byusaranicole Please explain it to me
Speaking of female gangs the Sukeban in japan around the 70's was a female gang started as a response to the Yakuza not accepting female members. At their height they were the second most feared gang in Japan behind the yakuza. So there is precedent!
In India there was a group of pink clad women who started there own vigilante police force. They hanged up and beat men who were assholes with long sticks.
There was an Indian too apparently, protecting the woman/young girls from harassment and rape
During the edwardian period they started making laws to control how long women's hat pins could be cause they just started using them to stab and prick at rude men
Japan, always setting precedent
Girlbossing
The more he elaborated, the deeper he went... the more it actually made sense.
"I'm also scared of dangerous men..."
He brought everyone in the audience onside… to the opinion “women should just do random murders”
It’s a work of genius.
Had that conversation with a guyfriend of mine yesterday. Told him about my shitty misogynistic coworkers and he just told me he wouldn`t want to work with assholes like that either.
People criticizing the "Man vs Bear" thing generally don't know that it was said by a man first, in terms of what worries him more in the wilderness.
Glad we have Josh to speak for the ones that get ignored
That’s why i love this dude… he ain’t scurred! ✊🏻
Exactly
I am really surprised no one is talking about this. There was so much new when Cosby got out.
Sad AF really tbh
Who is being ignored? Not allowing an unfair trial to convict someone isn't being ignored. All that's happening is he's getting a fair trial, how is that bad?
I love how all these other standup comedians are like "I spent valuable months fine-tuning and honing my comedy routine on multiple tours until it was perfect," and then there's Josh out there killing it in one with "here's what happened last week."
I think he had the chops to be a late night host.
@@angryox3102 i mean, he definitely could, but i think he's way above that. hosts of late night comedy shows are limited to a different kind of content, different topics, and different dynamics/time, which USUALLY takes away from their uniqueness and individual style. also, in many cases, the comedians who go down that path, due to the nature and pace and interactivity and general dynamics (with the crowd, guests, etc) end up becoming less funny over time, or at the very least, become a prop for the show more than the leading role which has people hanging on his every word, and that would honestly be such a loss, when Josh absolutely NAILS his current format of comedy, with the ever-changing, relevant and relatable social commentary and storytelling.
like, some comedians are great for that kind of shows, but Josh is an outlier in how MUCH new material he has EVERY SINGLE TIME, and i would say, hosting comedy shows works better for those who maybe don't have that much novelty, but instead prefer to stick to a recurring form/pattern/(can't think of the correct word lol) with changing details.
so, yeah, long story short, he could, but i don't think he SHOULD
I'll never forget finding a foldable knife under the seat in my friend's car and I was like, "How come you have a Knife in your car?!" and she was like, "How come you don't?"
I carry a miniature baseball bat I got at a Cubs game in the 80’s in my side door & a screwdriver too! You never know, as women, we are hunted!
"Y'all acting like I'm being unreasonable, and I'm trying to help" 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
What are you trying to help with?
@@earnestinehardy6300 you're dumb
😂🤣😂🤣
“I read a lot of history books I’m just telling you what’s gonna work” has got me on my knees
He ain't wrong
“Punch em’ in the nose Like a shark.. or.. whatever they say” 😂
I'm calling it now, Josh Johnson is going to be one of the greatest comedians of our generation.
Here from the future, this aged very well
Already is
The millennial Richard Pryor
Agreed!!!
I been called it he the next David Chappelle
Seattle here! Here's my question, how do you come up with great material so fast? Something happens, and five minutes later, you have a whole set of brilliant jokes. Blows my mind.
First time seeing talent? Yeah, happens.
no I've seen talented stand up before, his turn around speed is crazy. a lot of comedians take time to craft the jokes for their routine, to be this topical and to do it this quickly over and over again is nuts.
It's freestyle probably. Riffing and ad-libbing mixed with some loose preconceived concepts, just like a rapper
Btw...I'm saying this because I myself am a rapper who freestyles, not be cause Josh is black 😂
@@nameleszreviews5232ever checked out Harry Mack? freestyler on TH-cam, who does live freestyle concerts completely off the dome, gets topics from the audience to rap on. again mind blowing.
The ancient techniques of awareness & critical thinking! (+ talent & hard work)
You should look up the stats of how often women get long-life sentences for fighting back against the attacker. It’s so sad that even when we get away the law will not only fail us but punish us for self defense.
That's what I was thinking too.
It blows my mind every time i think about the absolute s%*$ stacked against the women of history, and even the elder women of our society. And how, despite it all, women are more often than not the face of care.. usually willing to lend a hand and watch out for others.
I'm so grateful, but so pissed off that it is this way. It shouldn't be this way. These women are in my thoughts always, for the strength of their love and the endurance of their soul. Because, in a group, it is too normal for these women to be treated as disposables, when they are true treasures.
It is too easy to assume that we will have their love forever.
Exactly. When we're attacked the first thing we're asked is why we didn't fight back, but when we do we're thrown in prison.
One thing you should know is that those who defend wrong doers are in part wrong doers themselves whether directly or indirectly
That happens to men even more
Definitely thought of “he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife nine times.” When Josh said think about it 😂😂😂
I just want to give Joshua "Ezekiel" Johnson his proper respect. He has been blessing us with set after set here on TH-cam, making us pass out laughing, and Every Show Is Different!!! Most of the time when you see comedians on TH-cam, you can watch 10 videos and hear _maybe_ TWO new jokes. Josh is truly amazing and I want to make sure he knows we appreciate that! 🤗🥰✊🏾👍🏾🙌🏾
💐💐💐💐👏👏👏👏
had to go call it out his whole govt like this man ain't a national treasure to be protected at all costs 😂
but you so right..
we like him.
we love him.
we want some more of him lol
👍🏾
It’s not just pure comedy, he’s seasoning his acts with some common sense and rational arguments. Pure edutainment for me!❤
Me also!!! He is so talented!!!
Judge: "who will be representing you?"
Me: The only man that *TRULY GETS IT* Josh Johnson your Honor!
THIS👏🏻👏🏻😂😂
“I’ve read a lot of history books. I’m just telling you what’s going to work”
Truth
Bruce Wayne's parents weren't shot at, they just ate alleyway tacos and to cope with the shame Bruce unconciously altered his memory
😂😂😂
I was part of a DnD group and one of the women was assaulted by one of the men. She said she was going to start carrying a knife. The DM ended up cancelling the game not because the guy attacked the woman, but because the woman said she felt she needed a knife. She's 5'3" and 110lbs while he is almost 6" and well over 200lbs. The DM said she should just learn self defense
Good God, I assumed you meant within the game's RP, but you don't, I'm realizing 🥺
Holy shit that’s an rpg horror story.
What are you people talking about?😩 My brain hurts!
Ahhhhhhhh
If that’s not in game I would stay tf away from that DnD group specifically.
Amusingly enough, we women have also been reaching that conclusion, about male violence, Josh.
You're gonna scare the man...😅
@@LindaC616Shh, it's working...
One of the major reason for divorce was men saving men from women's vengence.
Women kept shoòting their husbands to escape domestic vìolençe.
I’ve just about come to that conclusion. Lol!!!
@@frozen7550 I heard that the suicide rate for married women also dropped significantly after divorce was legalized (might have to fact check on that tho).
Hi Josh, I know there is a slim chance you read this but I was the guy who was at this show for my birthday. My friends and I had a great time! I would have liked to think of myself as someone who wouldn't get star struck, but that is exactly what happened lol. I had thought about what I wanted to say before we got to meet you briefly and then proceeded to not say any of it. What I wanted to say was, you're my favorite comedian because you're hilarious obviously, you are able to be vulnerable and you blend real world shit into your routines. Being able to laugh at our fucked up world makes it hold less weight. I've been watching since the "Catfishing the KKK" days, and it's been crazy to see how far you've come and I can't wait to see what you'll do next.
Firstly, Happy Birthday! So, what are you? 29 again?
Secondly, thanks for saying that here, 'cause I quite agree with all that.
@@celiashen5490 I turned 23
@@aqua_serene Aww, dang. I'm always way off.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAYS!!
This is one of the most radical and interesting truly feminist ideas I’ve ever heard. And I’ve studied feminist theory at the graduate level. What’s interesting about it is that it’s all just based in fact. And the rationale extends from there. And to top it off as always, he’s very very funny. Love the way this guy thinks. Thank you!
there are female gangs in other countries that carry out street justice on men that have harmed women. one is in northern India, they were pink saris and patrol the streets w clubs. can't remember the name.
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Salt Lake City, UT. Thanks for showing us some love last week!!! You been grinding the grind and it’s makin ME sleepy 🥱 💤 💤 💤
Melbourne Australia
Hey Josh, Houston, TX
watching from Atlanta, Georgia [love the comedy you gift us with]!!! thank you.
Bangor, ME
You are the one of the few out here doing it right. The funniest comedian that consistently uses their comedy to cope with the state of the world. Not to completely ignore it through escapism - but to actually make us laugh to help us cope with and through the chaos. Thank you for that.
The click of stilettos got me😂😂😂
Rumor had it, the click of Katie Couric's size 5 stilettos could make people run in fear and shut office doors..
A lot of us started getting hit on by grown men while we were in middle school. I wish the squeak of sneakers could inspire terror.
@@breebarry4422 My uncle told me once that boots are terrible for sneaking around BUT are great for kicking. Just felt like sharing.
“I’ve read a lot of history books I’m just telling you what’s going to work” - Josh Johnson
I remember reading a story about a woman in... India? (Italy? Iran? Iraq? Indonesia?) who was horrifically assaulted...
So she avenged her honor by cutting off his head & parading around town with it.
I think she ended up getting arrested after a few laps around town.
There is an Indonesian movie with a plot like that.
@@charybdis8113 ohh, what's the name of it?
@@charybdis8113 What's it called?
"The click of stilettos...boy run..." 😂😅
Leaving this comment after seeing the first 8 minutes.
This is undoubtedly your best set yet. I was taken by suprise. The way you tackled that dark topic in contrast and at the same time in line with your well established persona is of another level entirely. It brought back memories of your "Catfishing the KKK" bit, but with all the honing and sharpening of the years that followed. It's like seeing someone who always loved to dance, after years of hard training and living for that dream, come back with all the gained qualities into the natural ease of his love for it.
A true moment of happiness.
Thank you.
I knew from his face beforehand he was going to say something wild like, “Probably killing.” 😂
I love to keep up with current events by watching Josh Johnson, his delivery is the best...
I think the only thing worse than alley tacos is gas station sushi.
*Little history nerd moment :* in old medieval Scandinavia, if women of your family or village were SAed, it was espected and totally normal to go after the agressor, even as a group. Oh, and the man was almost always banned, which was one of the worst punitions ever, since it ment being rejected from your ancestor's and gods' lands.
I not saying it was the right thing to do, nor that wd should bring it back as such : it was partly because the assault was considered an attack on the entire clan/family's honor.
What i'm saying though, is there was justice. And everyone participated to hold agressors accountable. There were public trials too, in front of the land's lord and such, sure (they wouldn't decide on banishments otherwise), but men were keeping men accountable.
And even if it pains me to write it, the type who agress don't consider women, so men doing it, keeping the agressors in line, is the only way.
Us women cannot get this problem delt with without men. It's teamwork for everyone's best interest (except the agressors, but f them)
He's saying outloud what I've kept quiet for years because I'd be called crazy for even thinking it. He's right though. Like my Daddy always says, "drop em like a rock, ask questions later".
EXACTLY!!!
I am continually amazed at how you come up with a 15-minute bit about something that was just in the news a day or two ago.
You killed it on the daily show man
As a staunch liberal, this is one of the most convincing pro-gun arguments I have ever heard 😂😂😂
I can't mess with your thumb ratio. I wholeheartedly agree with you.
The Bojack episode where women start carrying guns to defend against sexual violence and republicans become pro gun control
@@voidify3 this made me laugh 🤣
Love all the way from Iran
Brighton uk
He has a podcast that comes out every Thursday!
Yeah like idinov said he has a podcast called the Josh Johnson show that slaps! Has tons of good stories and getting close to 200 episodes, highly recommend it!
@@avataraarowThat’s wild to be touring, constantly writing timely material, writing for the Daily show and a podcast! When does he sleep!?
Safety Tip: keys between the finger won’t work how it plays out in the head. Palm it like your holding a roll of Pennies with the pointy part toward the pinky
So essentially, using it as a shank?
@@clunkyinc.5156 you said it not me 🤣
That way is meant to be for slashing. Keys generally can't penetrate.
@@karlajaeger2082 not going to penetrate but it’s not going to hurt your fingers nor fall out your hand … put the key betwix your fingers and try it and if you see it still seems feasible to you
@@karlajaeger2082 it won’t penetrate but it won’t hurt your fingers nor fall out you hands … put the key between betwix your fingers and try and see how effective it really is … wolverine
"Level the playing field of general fear" my motto til end of days....😊 absolute gold Josh absolute gold!
The real problem is that if you are carrying a knife and aren't 100% trained on how to use it, it is very easy for the other person to take your knife. And then THEY have a knife. And you do not.
Did you see Nate Bargatze’s bit about sleeping farther away on the bed so you can practice your knife skills while the bad guy kills your partner?
Why wouldn't that person already have a knife of their own?
So now you got the Bad Guys out here trying to guess which woman with her Fremen Honor Knife is "100% trained" and which one is just wearing. Better than what we got right now.
#MayThyKnifeChipAndShatter
Oh your a killer, killer smh. Stay away from this dude ladies
So train?
Josh, you are amazing!!! As long as you want to keep doing this, we want to keep supporting and enjoying you!! Love from Nashville❤
I’m not even surprised anymore. I’ve come to accept that this guy is consistently quality and always funny. Never fails to make me laugh!
Never clicked so fast in my life. JOSH IS THE GOAT.
"You're acting like i'm being unreasonable but i'm trying to help" 😂😂😂
dude you remind me so much of carlin with your meandering story telling, knowing there is a payoff coming, but not how you are going to get there. love it so much.
And just when you're lulled into the story a hook comes by and smacks you in the face outta nowhere! Thats when you know someone knows their craft, and why Josh is absolutely my favorite 'new' comedian. Back to the old ways, with new content, and a fresh take on things. Love this guys content.
Watching from Denver, Colorado, but lived in Austin in my late teens and early 20s… I have seen sixth Street closed. Not for the same reasons as you, but because I am visually impaired and got lost downtown one night really badly. It was quite the experience. Was too impoverished for tacos from the back alley food truck, but I can imagine the scene where that truck existed… Glad to see you made it out alive!
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6th St, the madness of 4th St..good times
omg i’m also in denver!
I've seen you on TH-cam for a while, but the first time I show you on the daily show I thought I pulled a racism and was like "no, I can't just assume 1 black dude that looks like another one is the same person".
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Me: “I have anxiety!” Me w/a weapon: “Actually I was just unarmed”
Lol same 🎉
I love your material but I thought I'd give you something to think about: when we see a group of men in certain conditions (night, you're alone. etc) the thing that's scariest is that it only takes ONE guy to make your life miserable or end your life because the worst thing we know is that the OTHER guys probably won't do anything. In fact, they might join in. Even if 4 of those 5 guys normally would never hurt a woman, they are very likely to just stand there if one of them decides to do something. That's reality.
That’s a fact! But I think Josh is aware of that for sure. He’s got an inquiring and curious mind and pays close attention to life’s horrible details. Nice to see a fellow Cassandra here!
Exactly and that's why it's so annoying when people are like, well 'it's not all men' because sure, maybe not every man isn't going to actively do something but for damn sure they'll let it happen.
What the fuck are you talking about?
@@hadrianhexe9603not only will most men not do any harm to women, men will definitely not just walk away and let it happen. If that is how you really think men are, you have the wrong kind of men in your life.
The thing is though men also be killing n fucking up men in the same way. That's the shit that doesn't get talked about in these conversations, Josh kinda brought it up there but yeah.
Also this isn't india, most dudes are not just gonna join in on a gang grape
Michigan here. Cue "Cell Block Tango" by Chicago on Broadway. Iykyk. 😂
I love the movie! If I'm feeling some type of way I'll put that on😅
I'm not a woman, but I agree. The way for men to change their behavior is for men to police each other and teach how to be respectful, but the way for women to actually be safe is to be educated, heavily armed, and willing to safeguard themselves with lethal precision.
I think of the bullshit extremist muslim men mandating covered women because they think they can't control themselves
“The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun..is a good woman with two guns!”
- Texas, probably
"This is a new idea for me too." 😆
We'd have to talk about him if it weren't 😅
2:45 A new idea for 'me too' lmao, that really got me
The double meaning 👌🏽
Man. Describing that alley taco trouble gave my stomach PTSD. I have never been hard up enough to risk alley tacos, but the nausea and wish for it just to find a way out is real.
In another life I was a route driver for the company that serviced the UT students. One of my timing stops was a quarter of a block from street food vendors. One guy offered the most gigantic egg rolls you can imagine. But they were a buck fifty. But absolutely delicious. Would dig deep on Fridays and get one. Dinner Friday night and lunch on Saturday. The Hmong make the best. He was in business for 25 years in that same spot. Read about his obituary while living in SLC. AND that was published in a major East coast NP. And yes, the funeral lasted 3 days 💕 R.I.P. Mr. Han
Lots of love from The Bahamas ❤
I’m an Episcopal priest currently living in Northern Indiana (but I’m still a New Yorker and always will be).
I came to this show!❤ so glad I got to meet you and take a picture. He is so humble and sweet 😊
I want The New Yorker to write a long, in-depth article about Josh. It would be so good!
Long story perfection. Bravo Josh. Your voice is important and I'm so grateful for you, you give hope.
I know you joke about current events, but you also put stuff out there that needs to be talked about! You're awesome, Josh!
Josh what a treat it is to have smart, biting comedy that also has that underlying truth to it. What a breath of fresh air your comedy is and I’m so thankful for you to share it with us here.
Love from Accra, Ghana ❤❤
Greetings from The Netherlands, enjoyed every second, take good care of yourself! ❤
Josh, I was waiting for you to bring in the French Revolution: rich people been killing peasants forever. Suddenly the poor start leveling the violence, start taking some heads. All the sudden we need a new system, cuz this shit isn’t working.
I just watched your possum bit on Comedy Central and you look so much more healthier here. It shocked me because I’m used to seeing your new stuff and then I saw Comedy central anyways. I’m glad for you to be healthy and well. You come off like a regular person I might bump into shopping at Walmart. And I think everyone should be at the very least healthy and well. Don’t let anyone dim your Light Mr.Johnson❤
One of the first things my daughter did after turning 18 was to get a concealed carry permit and her dad bought her the gun of her choice. She had been hunting since she was 12 and she's a dead on aim. She has yet to find the need to shoot a person.
Sadly, she's most likely to be assaulted by a "friend" or family member. Not much chance she'll shoot.
You dont usually find the need. It presents itself in the form of an entitled asshole who doesnt understand “no”
Watching from Lafayette, Louisiana! Love your stuff
The thought, idea and delivery insane
Hey, I was at this show! I had such a great time, every comic was so good 🙌
we need a female version of Dexter😂
I'm slowly become a fan of your comedy and what stands out to me more than your intelligent, well-organized and witty comedy; is your work ethic. You're consistent and prolific when it comes to putting out material. That is great for developing any craft and i tell by the way you tell your jokes, you can write.
Best of luck in all your future endeavors
This is gonna be solid gold I have no doubt 😅
Watching from Zambia
I love he doesn't do a mass produced, comedy buffet... it's a sit-down meal with close friends and I like it way better than most younger comics. Enjoy your meal. Also, timing I think Carlin would appreciate.
Hi Josh! Watching from Boston, MA
Woo Go Boston!
Woo Go Josh!
Woo Go to Josh in Boston!
Woo You Go too, @NubianGoddess8 !
Hi NubianGoddess8! Commenting from Washington, DC
Watching from Jeddah Saudi Arabia
Can you please add to this bit about how women are being asked if they would rather see a bear in the woods or a strange man and we are picking the bear every time. Men are surprised because bears are “dangerous, unpredictable and can kill you” and women are like, yes but men are more dangerous and we have the stats to prove it.
"Alley tacos"
In Calgary, its alley donairs ❤
This man is brilliant!
I agree. Finally someone is making sense.
So good! Thank you so much!
No lie, my parents sent me to karate & taught me how to hunt before I was 12. And I was born in the 60's. Girls today should be trained by West Point academy starting at age 5.
Josh might be the hardest working man in comedy
Funny and actually brilliant way to shed light. I love Josh so much.
I haven't not considered it...
All the years of hard work and excellent writing are shining in every video ❤
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So happy to have stumbled across these videos. You’re brilliant.
I was at this show! Another great set from Josh. Shed so many tears from crying-laughing
Watching from aus, my wednesday mornings are always so lovely
Thanks Josh... and I mean for the laughs, but also, for the first part of this video, thank you from my heart - you actually made me feel better ☺
Ordering tacos from a truck (let alone an alley) earns you higher percent chance of dying. 😂
But that’s where the best tacos come from!
Worth it
I bet you aren't from California or Texas.....
listen USUALLY that’s where the best food is….. sometimes you gotta risk it
Josh, you're one of the best comics around. Super funny material constantly, not just for a special.
I hope I get to see you live when I make a trip to NYC.
Much love from England 🤙🏼
Florida here and you making sense
Gary, IN... You are a Genius of comedy❤❤
37 minutes fresh!!
Love Josh's quick uploads!
This mofo hit us with three ads, and I don't even mind🎉
Big Aloha from Kauai ❤
Love Kauai❤