Biden, Karen, OnlyFans - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar Set - Stand Up Comedy
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Josh Johnson has officially lost his innocence and become the mature, jaded uncle always with something to say about the poor state of the world. And I am here for it!
Fr last time I saw one of his clips he was young and innocent 😂
@Nola357 right, he used to be sweet in naive. But the 2020 election and the pandemic have robbed him of his innocence.😭😭
He went from catfishing the KKK to this 😂
@@sentientplant9658still one of my fav vids 😭
Uncle Jaded
"Light is fucking gay, dog. I see during the day like the lord intended" 🤣🤣🤣
if Josh Johnson is this riled up, you know shit has hit the fan.
😂 For Real!
It's the bus-ride-after-bird-shit all over again.
Uncle carlton has to choose if he is white or black and he having a hard time
Right!
This Kidd really grew up.. perf CT clip tons nd to your young family members.
Families are Friends too ...
Right
9:10 "I see during the day like the lord intended" is too good, Josh getting into his Carlin era
Is he a staunch athiest like Carlin?
Who is Carlin
@@coreythemaan George Carlin. He was a stand-up comic that talked a lot about the state of the world, and how dumb Americans/people in general are.
Carlin was a fool.
@@MetaKnight964Carlin should have been our dictator for life. He was a warrior poet more than he was a comedian, you syncope.
You’re a comedian who I’ve kept coming back to over the years. It’s been cool to see how you’ve grown as a person and a comedian, and hear your perspective through your comedy. I hope to see your show in person some day!
He's def showing his age, now he looks like he's at least 17! Love you josh!!!
He’s aging like fine wine 😊
😊😅😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😊 0:26 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Definitely, bro! The first video i watched of Josh was the clip of his friend going to a Klan meeting and Josh eating the ribs 😅😅😅😅
True every few years I type his name in and still got it
Best comedian so far this decade. The fact that he has new, current material, all the time, proves his skills and talent. We’ve been waiting for you, Josh!
I fuckin' love Josh Johnson. It's great to see how far he's come since catfishing the KKK, and I'm excited to see where comedy takes him.
I THOUGHT I KNEW HIM FROM SOMETHING!! Thank you for commenting this
@@mason96575😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 that joke was funny
Do we think Dale ever found out now that Josh Johnson is kind of well known???
Man that was GREAT
I worked with this guy in Chicago. He was not only hilarious but super nice and humble. If you see his name, click the link or buy the tickets.
Jaded 40yr old comedy from a 25 year old comic lol. LOVE IT.
I thought he's 34?
@@mason96575it’s part of a joke from his set, he is in his 30s.
@@mason96575 He's 34? Fuck he looks younger than me and I *am* 25
@@Neion8 yea he's aging super well, I'm jealous 😭
Enjoy your 20's! 🍻
@@Neion8 yes enjoy your 20s! They feel like they’ll last forever and then you wake up on day and you’re just….older. And it feels like it happens overnight. Don’t get me wrong, it’s always a huge blessing to wake up every morning! However it’s nothing wrong with def enjoying yourself! ❤🎉
This isn't even a comedy routine, this is a rant about reality and our reality is so ridiculous that it's funny 😂
Seriously though, this sh*t stopped being funny a couple years ago, it's just sad and pathetic at this point.
Yes, he seems pretty riled up here, I really haven't heard him cursing to this level before, and I can totally relate 😢 But In the previous sets I've been watching he just is so laid back and philosophical. Life does get frustrating if we think about everything too much, unfortunately.
That's what comedy 😅
Why doesn’t he have a Netflix special yet??? He should have a few honestly
@@haydehero6561 Elaborate your points please.
I think he does on peacock or something
Why do people that find a comedian funny think they automatically qualify for Netflix
Take a look around here on TH-cam for your specials 🎉❤ Josh has comedy albums, and he has videos of which some are very well produced as well as more underground live shows, and there is a lot of podcast stuff (Josh&Logan).
Sure, a Netflix special may be nice, but Josh seems pretty successful in producing and putting his work out to the public anyway 😊
@@pendleton123 cuz theres a few specials on there that suck ass
“Just be a person” - I say this a lot, and it made me feel so good to hear Josh say it with the same exact meaning. I need to see him live.
He is actually 1000% correct on the social media and political stuff!
I’m kind of tolling because I love this bit, but Trump completely undermined a pandemic protocal that started with Bush Sr. and finished with Obama.
@huckwalton2307
Trvmp is a shitty King Midas.
Everything he touches turns to shit.
@@huckwalton2307 we give Trump credit for rushing the vaccine, but it was only really completed under Biden... but the vaccine came out too soon or before it was properly tested... at best Johnson's and Johnson's vaccine was insanely strong, and had people either be okay after taking it or severely sick, and then they were good to go... but in most cases it required them to book off from work... the other vaccines which with some you could take and often still work, had a lot of side effects that only got discovered like a year or two after it was passed out, so I will say at least half of the vaccines were actually tested properly, but the other half were rushed out in a trial state...
I don't think you understand how percentages work 😅
@@BlackandWhitecustomshyperbole, look it up
5:51 "Everything is something. That gotta be exhausting."
Now thats a goddamn quote right there.
Josh has always been underrated to me. Hilarious.
He was the best one on the lineup at NY CC last night. Him and Rafi Bastos owned the whole show
Well damn, how do we get him out at the grand canyon?
@@zacharyberry2534host a gig and hire him!
DUDE, you better beg for forgiveness! Joe got The Dumpster out of office! To me that qualifies him as “The Man”. That’s right, it’s “Brandon Bitch”!
Josh is such a great comedian with admirable skills. Joshs' stories are super funny, honest and wise as well as they give solace. Josh knows what he is doing, I appreciate his work. Is he underrated, though, still?
"Light is fucking GAY y'all! I see in the day like the Lord intended!" The SCREAM I SCRUMPT!!!
Yo his energy has changed. His delivery has improved. Good job man
True definition of WOKE
@@yogijaya2897we supposed to take thst sentence seriously orrrrrrrrrr...
More experience relating to an audience ... maybe why JJ's more relaxed & confident.
I love Josh!!! He has incredible insights on society. Intelligent humor is exactly what we need at this time. Such a good heart 💜☮️
He's proof that you can be the GOAT comedian without being nasty.
He literally talked about only fans and how wiener market value is not good.
Josh makes a lot of insightful observations with humour. Really enjoyed
This guy is funny, and is good at showing numerous sides in a way to bring us together. I think America needs more of this man.
Agreed.
Ukraine has a comedian President, and look how that turned out. I’m in.
Definitely!
Saw him once a few years back in SF opening for Trevor Noah and I remember being sad he was leaving the stage he was so funny, deadpan and even keeled , I ate it right up. And wondered who the heck that was. Although of course I love Trevor. now I’m back in South Africa and would absolutely love to see him here. So glad I found him again!
With all the anger & divide, the world needs a solid hour of this. Keep building fam!!!
I feel like the real division is between emotion and reason. We all get emotional but some of us don't put arguments together in a way that makes sense 😅
Yeah, the divide between the vaccinated and the anti vaccinated was insane; they hated each other...rotfl
I happened upon you by accident, and I’m absolutely ecstatic that I did. You are hands down the best comedian in SEVERAL years. You hit sensitive topics and do so in a way that comedy is supposed to do; not with malice but with sincere humor.
I love your take on politics, especially the Biden/Trump/Democrat/Republican part of your routine.
We don’t just need more comedians like you, we need more people like you. Keep up the great work!
One of the better comics i have seen lately. Informed, intellegent, and the material was fresh.
Josh, you are officially my favorite comic in a looooong time. "We used to go out together as Americans and be ignorant..." 😅😅😅😅
" A Tyrannical Dictator took his own life in a bunker... Is what I hope to hear every time Trump goes golfing. "
@@grant8653 I fail to see how those 2 go together.
@@MetaKnight964 Seriously. Hitler died in his bunker hiding.... Trump plays golf in which they have obstacles called Bunkers.... I was making a joke.. I was making a dark joke.
@@grant8653I got it immediately and loved it !!!
Josh’s riff on the vaccine hypocrisy is EXACTLY how I think about it 😂
Apart from he missed the part where Trump politicised the virus and called it a "Dem HOAX" then lied to the people and said it would go away, then said drink bleach, then said shine a light on it. The fact Germany created the first vaccine before the US and then Trump wanted credit for a vaccine for the "hoax" virus and the fact the GOP and Fox hosts denied they'd been vaccinated after Trump lost the election to continue to sow doubt amongst the gullible MAGA, yup that would be this guy being 1000% right 😂
People on the right wing literally cannot accept the reality that Trump is responsible for the coof poke
True, BUT Trump exacerbated the pandemic, telling people not to wear masks, and said it was all a hoax, so for him to take credit for a vaccine is insane (especially when it wasn't invented in the US, and not with his help). You can't say a disease is fake, then take credit for the vaccine. You look crazy. But then this mf actually got sick, and then nothing bad really happened to him, so that's also frustrating, because some of his supporters will suggest it's not that bad after all (well, most of them), and then the ones who say the disease is fake will still say that craziness, regardless of the fact that he actually caught it.
There's no real consistency on it from that side.... and folks who take the vaccine who don't like him.... no need to give Trump credit when it's because of him that we couldn't successfully shut down things for 2-4 weeks all over the country and nip this disease in the bud. Now, it's normalized.
Fr, and they still think they’re right. They always ignore it/shut up when you mention “hey it’s been injected into literally BILLIONs of people and yet people aren’t randomly dropping like flies, what do you have to say?”
This set is so so strong!
Such a smart comedian, with killer delivery. ❤
Josh Johnson’s catfishing the klan set on TH-cam was the first standup thing I ever saw and I’ve been obsessed with him since then. He’s absolutely one of the best comedians in the entire world
I remember you first started man you was shy short hair now you do your stand up with so much confidence hair done grew immensely I’m proud and I’m thankful for all the laughs and smiles you’ve brought me
I remember when I watched catfishing the kkk I thought this guy is a fucking gem and unfortunately he'll probably get looked over because of his shy demeanor but thank God I was wrong he explains the current state of the world without stressing me out
I love when you can feel the growth from a comedian
This guys gonna have his own late night show! He’s filling the void for me right now that the writers are on strike!
I saw the Thomas Edison joke coming, and yet, I still passed out from laughing!!! I'm typing this comment from Heaven. Love your comedy, Josh!!! (and also you and Dulce Sloan's *Hold Up* ) 😂😆😂🥰
One of the smartest, deepest comic minds out there today. Love this guy.
Generally I try to keep a distinct separation between my personal attachments and a person’s public image within a parasocial relationship, but man is it cathartic to vicariously live thru this set regarding my own opinions on some parts of today’s society 😩
Yeah he funny too.
@@DesmondNaranjoI like the juxtaposition between the simplicity of your reply to the complexity of op’s comment
@@The-Devils-Advocate 😂
@@The-Devils-Advocate CRYINGGGGGGGG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
If liking this injects either one of your personal attachments, or your public image within the parasocial relationship of your choice, with GLEE, then by all means, go on living vicariously
Listen, this set was HILARIOUS, but I just want to talk about this guy's charisma on stage??!! He could say anything and I would be cackling in the background
I remember Biden running up the catwalk to accept the election results and me and my friends were like DO NOT BREAK YOURSELF!! WE NEED YOUR OLD ASS
😂😂😂😂
Biden has turned out to be a much better president than I was expecting.
His age is a problem, of course, but that's about it.
Although, personally, I'd prefer him to lean much further left but that's not likely to happen in America these days.
@@kingayy9267 By almost every metric, worse president in our lifetime. We will never recover.
@@kingayy9267 I knew he could be a very decent--I've rarely hoped for better in a president. The man has spent his whole life learning the political ropes and being a pretty decent human being trying to help others. He is willing to listen and change/grow too, which is a feat many younger can't manage. I won't be be upset to vote for him again then push him further
@@Givebackthescarf that's false. very little is "scientifically proven" about neurological development, especially very high-level (as in abstract) cognitive traits like "learning and growing."
A beautiful,, gentle, loving, truth teller laying it down under the guise of comedic fun and it's just what we all need to hear to start thinking about what is going on in a deeper, more compassionate way. Revolutionary.
I love this!!! I've never seen anybody so gracefully navigate ripping on all sides of politics so neutrally and still being super on point!
You rock, your comedy really lifts me up thank you!
I like josh's newer comedy, he seems a lot more comfortable/ confident, the monotone almost squidward like humor was amazing, but this has surpassed even that
See l prefer the less animated Josh, although l'm clearly in the minority here, ha. His monotone style often made me laugh with tears... like the 'Girl Scout cookies' bit; had me crying. l still love him because he is brilliant; and l guess he'll switch his routine back and forth as needed. Either way, l'm hooked.
"squidward like humor"
when's your bedtime
I was going to bed. I didn't even want to watch standup, but then Josh popped up in my feed, and I knew it was going to be worth it.
Literally the exact same😂😂😂 was going to sleep and saw Josh Johnson had to watch it
@@alexanderadepoju8282 He didn't let me down. Josh is hilarious.
Josh swearing feels like someone laughing at a funeral. So unexpected and so wrong! 😳 I have followed him for years and he’s so adorably innocent. It’s part of his charm! 😄
Drybar must have turned him down.
I feel ya
I doubt he's crying about a joint in Mormon country turning him away.
This lady out here pulling the equivalent of "you should smile more." People change over time. He does not owe you, or anyone, anything.
Great set! You are using your comedy not only to make us laugh, but give a positive message that transcends political opinions and sides and reminding us that we are all just human beings. That is something truly worthy of attention. Thank you!
I agree with his view on how stupid division is, in an ideal setting.
But, to be fair, being democrat might be just an ideal to some, but to others it's life and death. I have to be very strictly left leaning, because the right wing parties are actively passing laws to take away my rights and protections. It's pratical. I don't idealise any politician, I just don't want to be hate crimed.
Sure, we're all just human beings, but some of those human beings want to kill me and I'm not about to be friends with them.
Man if this guy is as young as he looks, and how far he's come in the short few years I've seen him pop up on youtube... he's gonna be a monster in another few years. Good stuff Josh, keep it going.
He's spot on. If YOU have chosen a side and decided that everyone on the "other" side is 100% wrong, 100% of the time, you're a fool. If YOU believe everyone on YOUR side is always right, you're a fool.
Never met Josh but seeing a guy my age with so much in common speaking his mind…. That’s my friend right there
The pot hole Karen joke had me rolling!
Josh is one of the best comedians I had the pleasure of knowing during the pandemic. I love his performance!
Yes facts
OMG!! FINALLY someone addresses the overuse of Karens 😂😂
Fantastic set. Laughed so loud? Mother in-law woke up, holding her gown like you when you joked about offering to flash the cop some "dihhk"! 😂😂😂😂
“I see during the day like the lord intended” fkn golden😂😂😂
Smart guy with nuanced thinking. I couldn't help but notice that you are model-beautiful! Very graceful-looking.
2009 is the GOAT of years. Everything that year was straight fire 🔥 music leading the list.
Thanks for your rare clarity on the world, you made me feel better.
I have been watching your humor everywhere you pop up for years now!You are not only a very skilled comedian, but you are evolving!!! I’m very excited to witness your continued evolution over the years.
Like a Pokémon.
It was even better in person! My first comedy cellar experience was 🎉SO Good❤ Thank you Josh!
I’m glad to see this guy back!! He’s super funny, and he has the potential of being GREAT
Okay, dude. . .watched about 20-minutes of your stuff after not knowing you at all.
Keep speaking your truth. It's AWESOME!
Absolutely amazing! Josh I only found your comedy a month ago but you have become my favorite comedian! Keep it up your material is amazing!
This has been my favorite set for him so far. Dudes definitely grown into it 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Genius! Genius level comedy. You sir, have arrived. I pray for accolades and more exposure. We need your scintillating insight. Bravo! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
I've been vibing with Josh since the table fro days. He just keeps getting better and better!
Best Josh Johnson stand up I've ever seen
I absolutely love this guy. Literally cant get enough. I listened to him all day and was just dying laughing. 😂😂😂
You killed it bro. You're a natural
Josh needs a lot more exposure! His material is relatable, funny and clever! He's going places!!
He’s always so great!!
He's definitely my favorite comedian currently. GET IT JOSH!
I've watched your comedy for a long time and this is hands down the best you've ever been. Absolute top of your game, keep it up homie.
👍🏻👍🏻 Thank you.
As a sixty year old white woman, it was pretty cool hearing my thoughts coming outta your mouth! 😎
Thank you for saying what we are all thinking. Great set man, you are hilarious
This is the most, and the fastest, I've ever heard Josh talk.
I see during the day like the lord intended!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Thank fing god for a reasonable and responsible take on society. Everyone out here acting like they know everything. Arguing constantly. Shut it down😂
THAT EDISON JOKE IS INSANE LOL
One of the best comedians of his age.
This dude has got the goddamn spark. Can't wait to see where he goes
Look at you man, you were good before, and now you're pure 🔥. Someone needs to give Netflix a call to give Josh a special.
Josh always has excellent material. I love his comedy style. Such a fan of this guy!
Wait this guy only has 18k subs? Ive been seeing his stand up clips blow up for YEARS now, id expect his following to be way bigger! Give thos man his roses
Okay he’s legit so funny I love everything that comes out of his mouth and tbh he’s definitely even better than he used to be.
It's so great to have watched him grow up in comedy!
It’s hilarious to me how quiet the crowd got when he was basically shit talking them to their faces. Loved this.😂
Been rocking with you since “catfishing the kkk” highly underrated imo love seeing you get more and more traction over the years
I can't believe his Ali vs Jake Paul joke is coming true in a way. We will be seeing Tyson vs Jake Paul fight on Netflix in July is just wild.
I see during the day like the lord intended ...😂😂😂😂 Killede
😂😂😂😂
I see a serious movie star in him. Hes the whooooole package. He delivering non stop!
This was the first time I’ve seen you, I laughed my ass off and you are smart politically and comedically🙌🏼🙌🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😻✌️well done!
This guy is already a legend in my eyes. His style and delivery is so unique to me. 🤣
Never get tired of his material
Josh Johnson making noise in these skreets!!!🔥🔥🔥💯
I love your original take on this content. You’re quietly awesome 👏🏾
I have NEVER not liked a video of his, this dude pitches 100 on my record hahahaha
This was outstanding! I love hyped Josh. His commentary on social media and 🤖 making us crazy is 💯. We ALL really do need to step back and chill out.
Oh. My. God.
You are AWESOME!!!
You just put into words, and in a way that allows me to laugh it out-to feel better; you spoke out loud exactly what I’ve been thinking and feeling (and stuffing down) for a long while… Amazing.
Phew😅.
Thank you. I needed that laugh/cry so freaking badly! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🥹😭🤩🤪😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍
This was incredible. So well said on every point 👏
I am a long time fan. I ❤️ that he is it now. I feel like a proud parent watching him perform now.🎉
It's been a while, I'm so glad he's back! 👏
🤦 i have no idea how, but i somehow misread your comment as "I'm so glad he's black!" 👀 lol whut?!! in tarnation is wrong with me?!! 😰💀🤣
but yes. it HAS been a while. and i too, am SO glad he's back! thx for the extra laugh, friend 😜✌💗🌈 😁
@@annagraham5591🤣😂😂😂😂 hilarious ❤️❤️❤️ thank you for the smile you just gave me
I audibly gasped when Josh swore, I've never heard him swear before