Portal 2 - Final Boss (Full Dialogue)

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  • @harrill3542
    @harrill3542 8 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "Part 1: No portal surfaces"
    *Has a large, unprotected tube of Conversion Gel running straight through lair*

  • @Soki7000
    @Soki7000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Wheatley: such a good jumper
    Chell: * jumps vigorously*

  • @Bluntteh
    @Bluntteh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I never fought him long enough to hear how hurt he sounds. He's so insecure i kinda feel bad for him.

    • @redcoolhax
      @redcoolhax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same. I never thought to listen to everything he had to say.

    • @Henry-ol6gf
      @Henry-ol6gf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao I don't I just laughed at everything he said and his defeat was hilarious

    • @Vaksharules1999
      @Vaksharules1999 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Henry-ol6gfTbh same. It's sad he had poor self esteem and all but like, he activated GLaDOS so it's hard for me to feel bad abt him getting crushed when he blames me. And after that he tried to kill me, so why should I care?

  • @sabotabo7476
    @sabotabo7476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Why Wheatley isn't as dumb as he's said to be:
    1. He came up with the plan to take GLaDOS down. Granted, he didn't work out the details, but he identified her two strongest self-defense assets and devised a plan to knock them out.
    2. He came up with the idea to put GlaDOS into a potato to humiliate her. Not exactly a demonstration of intelligence, but very devious, witty and a bit scary. Not to mention a hilarious callback.
    3. "Surprise! We're doing it now."
    In The Part Where He Kills You, he successfully tricks both GLaDOS and Chell, catching them off guard and sending them somewhere with no portalable walls (at first). Even GLaDOS commends him on this. He also makes references to famous rivalries, showing that he did read up a bit.
    4. 0:44
    He devises a four(five)-part plan based off of where GLaDOS went wrong in her fight with Chell, even including a method of shielding himself from the bombs that he predicted Chell would try to throw back. GLaDOS, being forced to watch herself fail again and again, could not do this, even when she was expecting Chell. She may not have turrets or neurotoxin, but she did have the ability to remove the portalable walls and she still had other ways of dispatching Chell (bombs, completely mobile panels that she can move with a thought, springy panels, and one could even argue that she still had Rocket Sentries).
    5. 2:02
    Another witty, on-the-spot insult. Much better than his other insults as well.
    6. 10:51 "PART FIVE! BOOBYTRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!"
    Come on, that was genius. Nobody saw that coming. Not even GLaDOS tried that. He thought ahead and prepared, just in case Chell managed to defeat him.

    • @thebobby6827
      @thebobby6827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He’s not smart but he is a damn good prankster

    • @whyamihere5732
      @whyamihere5732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2 years and 1 comment?

    • @maxwaspace5348
      @maxwaspace5348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wheatley makes terrible decisions but he never repeats them.

    • @ThatCzechGuy
      @ThatCzechGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maxwaspace5348 "No He just makes new ones"

    • @thatrandomgamer8258
      @thatrandomgamer8258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      'He also makes references to famous rivalries'
      The world's most famous rivalry: "Aristotle Versus MASHY SPIKE PLATE!"

  • @Elara_____
    @Elara_____ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    At 9:16 I love how Wheatley say the french expression "Papier Maché" XD

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's what you call it in English, too. It's a loanword.

    • @oldgrub
      @oldgrub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i prefer the part where he speaks SPANISH for more than a fking word

  • @kittykatbaker
    @kittykatbaker 13 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Space Core: Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space.
    Wheatley: Nobody is going to space, mate!
    That bit made me laugh :)
    And was very ironic

  • @ThatOneGuyYT334
    @ThatOneGuyYT334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The “Grab me,Grab me,GRABBB MEEE” was actually sad

  • @Dumaiu
    @Dumaiu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    'Full Monologue' would be more accurate. There should be an achievement for completing the game with subtitles on.

    • @scientist_einstien02dotmdl69
      @scientist_einstien02dotmdl69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well, yes but it should be for listening to every bit of wheatly's monologue

    • @Jayesbe
      @Jayesbe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scientist_einstien02dotmdl69 I agree

    • @Jayesbe
      @Jayesbe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Victor Luigi These are good choices!^^

  • @jaydenbenson4455
    @jaydenbenson4455 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    10:40
    From here on, it sounds like Wheatley is begging you to not press the button...
    Hm

  • @laurbug8024
    @laurbug8024 10 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Well, i guess im going to have to say it, but its been so long....
    Happy 3 year anniversary of this game, Wheatley.
    ...
    ...
    ...
    I miss you.

    • @TheSCP096
      @TheSCP096 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      as do i.

  • @Mrcryptidsarereal
    @Mrcryptidsarereal 13 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    every time wheatley flies into space a tear drops out of my eye

  • @voyagerofdoom
    @voyagerofdoom 13 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Wheately sounds like a scorned lover or an upset child. I don't think he really understands why everyone is against him. =( I hope he comes back!

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This boss fight alone is probably a huge factor in why voicing Wheatley was so exhausting for Stephen Merchant. They did the recording in four long sessions, and this probably took up a huge chunk of them. He would've really had to get into character for this bit, to be so convincing. Probably had to do several takes, too.

  • @allagenda
    @allagenda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    FINALLY, I CAN ACTUALLY *HEAR* THE LINE THAT EXPLAINS WHY THE SONG IS CALLED, 'Your Precious Moon'! Took me over a week though... really, thank you for making this.

  • @Arithealla
    @Arithealla 13 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ooh, thanks for uploading the whole dialogue. I was looking for this for a while.

  • @Zank069
    @Zank069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The grab me’s make me cry every time

  • @potato1907
    @potato1907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    11:51
    holy shit the core managed it. he's gotten to go to space.

  • @DementisXYZ
    @DementisXYZ 13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Despite how horribly out of sync it became due to lag, when I played this and saw the ending, I could only think, "Epic."

  • @ckg_b
    @ckg_b ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wheatley sounds like he’s having a mental breakdown by the third phase of the fight

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "When I started to mention to people who know about such things, 'I'm doing this game, Portal 2,' they got very excited, suddenly. More excited than anything I've ever done before, weirdly. Gamers are incredibly enthusiastic about the stuff they love. Suddenly I realized, this is quite a big deal and what I thought was an easy gig, I suddenly felt this responsibility to try and do a good job."

  • @Youkyyy
    @Youkyyy 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I still don't know how the other five test subjects Weathly woke up died on the way to the portal gun. There is absolutely nothing deadly up to that point. No toxic goo, no turrets, no bottomless pits, no deadly lasers

    • @lostvarius
      @lostvarius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably were all brain damaged

    • @barrett.m.w7713
      @barrett.m.w7713 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he lied

    • @skakee10
      @skakee10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they didnt have da boots

    • @somerandomcube
      @somerandomcube 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Probably didn't have boots and died from the fall, or fell out during the violent crashing around scene, or just simply died of malnutrition or exhaustion on the spot

  • @soirema
    @soirema 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    well thank YOu a lot for this, i was too busy jumping around to hear what he talks about unfortunately...but i love him so much

  • @Spoofdty
    @Spoofdty 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how GLaDOS is is spinning on teh thing

  • @bored_person
    @bored_person ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:30
    He's delusional.

  • @bigfatcarp93
    @bigfatcarp93 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    @CptWaddleDoo Yeah, according to the commentary, Valve took a long time trying to find an appropriate punishment for Wheatley. Killing him seemed too harsh for such a likeable character, and just having him be defeated and surrender was anticlimactic. I agree, I think his banishment to space was fitting. :)

  • @prowler11750
    @prowler11750 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    02:00 and 02:21 and 06:40 chell x wheatley quotes

    • @smkanim2009
      @smkanim2009 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Saying "luv" doesn't mean he's attracted to her.

  • @useAnEllipse
    @useAnEllipse 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Aww...I think I hear him start crying...

  • @jmadyoyo
    @jmadyoyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:53 So apparently cores can cry. Thanks, Aperture, very cool.

    • @danadoodles4560
      @danadoodles4560 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i didnt even realize he was crying until now and now im even more sad oh my god

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You missed some by starting over each time. If you let him get through some of the dialogue before putting on the cores, he'll actually start trying to fix the facility. And fail horribly. XD

  • @annadabney1858
    @annadabney1858 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "About to be 210. Fatty." Lol I love Wheatley

  • @Oath_Of_The_Ancients
    @Oath_Of_The_Ancients 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crystal clear: part five! 0 unique item storage
    Me after starting a new game
    Crystal clear:you’re still alive, you’ve got to be kidding me

  • @The94Venom
    @The94Venom 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    GLaDOS : NO ! NONONONONONONO !
    "core transfer proceeds anyway*

  • @Slowdr
    @Slowdr 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes, the full dialogue, thank you.

  • @allmykidsmum
    @allmykidsmum 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I forgive you, Wheatley c:

  • @erinboom
    @erinboom 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When i was fighting wheatley I cried the whole way through.

  • @JackTheSlayer-ok5eq
    @JackTheSlayer-ok5eq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:37:no handles
    11:41: handles

  • @spiegelbild90
    @spiegelbild90 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    he doesn't die. he appears after the credits again

  • @bigfatcarp93
    @bigfatcarp93 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know what would be cool? If when he said "MY LAIR", a bunch of red spotlights shone all over the place.

  • @DarkKirbyBlade
    @DarkKirbyBlade 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As the stalemate was never resolved, I don't understand how Glados put herself back in her own body.

    • @Oath_Of_The_Ancients
      @Oath_Of_The_Ancients 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lack of a host body automatically resolving the stalemate

  • @GracieReneeGiraffe
    @GracieReneeGiraffe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That’s strange. The dialogue about putting the cores on him usually continues for quite a while after 6:48
    Okay apparently it only plays if you let his “remember when I told you how to find that little portal thing you love so much?” dialogue play out beforehand
    Also, just before the “stalemate resolution button” part, Wheatley will say “You have been a thorn in my side long enough!” if you take the time to listen to the Adventure Sphere (Rick) beforehand

  • @melikeutooob
    @melikeutooob 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if you listen its like he's singing still alive
    he says "this place would be a triumph"
    and "i wouldve been so happy for you"

  • @OperaGhostObsession
    @OperaGhostObsession 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love his accent. Everyone should have his accent.

  • @lemonchicken41
    @lemonchicken41 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is well edited and directed, nice job.

  • @GDarkGoombaG
    @GDarkGoombaG 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @7SoBDarkKirby in The Escape, if you take forever to press the Stalemate Resolution Button, Wheatley says you have to hurry before she gets the neurotoxin back online. so obviously theres a way to get it back online; its not a random slipup.

  • @SPG69
    @SPG69 ปีที่แล้ว

    The more you think about it, the more you realize he has no clue what he’s doing anymore.
    He knows that he’s fighting a battle he can’t win and is just trying to delay the inevitable… 🥺

  • @badpiggies988
    @badpiggies988 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:00 Descending deep enough in his paranoia spiral to start drilling into the Earh’s core
    11:46 Ah, I see the Resistance won

  • @kolbayada4938
    @kolbayada4938 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kinda interesting how both glados and wheatley call you a monster.

  • @Mr._Sherwood
    @Mr._Sherwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "PART FIVE! BOOBYTRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!"
    Best line in the game.

    • @notthetsar438
      @notthetsar438 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sir Yeetus XIV wait, isn’t that the part where he kills you?

  • @MarsJenkar
    @MarsJenkar 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @superjrkiller78 She already had control of the mechanical arms--she used them to hoist the cores for you to grab. And at the end, you can see her dragging her old "head" off somewhere. She'd been controlling them from the spot you'd plugged her in to.

  • @JustAFoxYT
    @JustAFoxYT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:34 Man, you didn't have to do me dirty like that.

  • @fever1
    @fever1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    man when he called me fatty i felt that

  • @thebobby6827
    @thebobby6827 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    After check going through all that it took her atleast almost 30 seconds to know who to listen to about the button

  • @Ceae4588
    @Ceae4588 ปีที่แล้ว

    That earth had pleanty of water
    The 7 hour war has either not happned or not finnished

  • @invaderphantom99
    @invaderphantom99 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:24 is my FAVORITE part of the whole game....I love his accent

  • @supersonic67692
    @supersonic67692 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nobody killed, sweet potato and makes me fed me to birds

  • @KawanoMino21
    @KawanoMino21 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Did anyone else cry when Wheatly was screaming 'grab me!' at the end?

    • @庫倫亞利克
      @庫倫亞利克 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did.

    • @tailsfan11westandwithukraine
      @tailsfan11westandwithukraine ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah. It’s fantastic karma for that turncoat, and good riddance! I never liked him even when he was “helping” us.

  • @Celdrach
    @Celdrach 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually open this video in a different tab and just listen to it while I work lol it's too awesome not to~ the boss theme seems incomplete without his rambling

  • @BuddytheRat
    @BuddytheRat  13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @Jetz72 I let each section of the fight continue until he started to repeat himself. It might be possible there are some randomized bits in there that you will only catch if you go through multiple times.. Might be worth checking out.

  • @d-boi9785
    @d-boi9785 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:50 holy shit, Wheatley is actually fucking devious

  • @d-boi9785
    @d-boi9785 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Core corruption at 50%”
    This implies Wheatley was already corrupted, because cores corrupt 25% each time XD

  • @Nevermore2790
    @Nevermore2790 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm also noticing when you shoot the portal on to the moon, the Portal Gun got sucked also into space.

  • @cursed_ascension
    @cursed_ascension 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wheatley is the best :D

  • @starsnipe-yp5hx
    @starsnipe-yp5hx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact he went back in time to 1960 to become the ap sap in teamfoertress 2

  • @TheBDE02
    @TheBDE02 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Dbkit He's just like GLaDOS, paranoid as hell and convinced you're out to get him.

  • @qwolfwood
    @qwolfwood 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Welcome to MY LAIR!

  • @ivanlorbek1816
    @ivanlorbek1816 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sounds like Wheatley got dumped by Chell and ran away with GLaDOS. :S

  • @CH8ZY
    @CH8ZY 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How about the whole speech at the end of chapter 4. Like when Wheatley is trying to get you to press the button.

  • @BuddytheRat
    @BuddytheRat  12 ปีที่แล้ว

    It will forever remain a mystery, to plague you until your dying days.

  • @TheNemesis432
    @TheNemesis432 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BTW, Wheatley wasn't considered corrupted by the mainframe, while GLaDOS was.

    • @s.e.111films3
      @s.e.111films3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dr. Eggman Actually, Wheatley was considered 25% corrupt by the mainframe.

    • @ArstotzkaEmpire
      @ArstotzkaEmpire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. Eggman GLaDOS must have her cores on it that's why the dictor said that she is corrupted.

  • @Drivennt
    @Drivennt ปีที่แล้ว

    space? SPACE!!!
    -Core 1 2011

  • @fever1
    @fever1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    God i just noticed he gets meaner as he goes on too

  • @LoriTheGirl
    @LoriTheGirl 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It still would have reached a stalemate.

  • @Mrsteddyz
    @Mrsteddyz 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @StBurkeINC OH RIGHT! if you listen to the music in the backround it kinda sounds like something from saw

  • @megaharben
    @megaharben 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Carrottime
    Rick was originally going to be in the scene with Wheatley apologizing, telling the space core to shut up.

  • @strongbadman2
    @strongbadman2 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    don't press it! COME BACK!
    okay.... *comes back*

  • @LuigiTheHeadcrab
    @LuigiTheHeadcrab 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    'about to be 210. fatty.' oh my god the fat jokes. couldnt handle how funny it was XDDD

  • @Dukstless
    @Dukstless 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:30 - This is some serious range.

  • @catbeans
    @catbeans 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, Wheatley never shuts up.

  • @mildrewphiladelphia
    @mildrewphiladelphia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    NO, YOU'RE CRYING!

  • @YosukeComicRelief
    @YosukeComicRelief 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wheatley becomes more of a jackass when having too much power doesn't he :P

  • @BuddytheRat
    @BuddytheRat  13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @SuperGamersChannel I don't mind the jumping around. I think it helps. :)

  • @VentricDual
    @VentricDual 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:21 I despise you Line

  • @salutations6370
    @salutations6370 ปีที่แล้ว

    It took this dude way too long to figure out how to beat this boss lmao

    • @DuyAnNguyenAnboi
      @DuyAnNguyenAnboi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      because the purpose of the video is to listen to Wheatley's lines? because if you finish early, there will be no such dialogue.

  • @JasmineGeminiDragon
    @JasmineGeminiDragon 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I tried to wrestle with the question...what is my character if I forgive him or not?
    As hard as I try not to... I think I would... though he would have to do allot to earn it.

  • @theguywhoannoysme
    @theguywhoannoysme 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:41 I firmly believe that Chell did in fact suffer from brain damage for the first half of the game. Then The Fall knocked her brain back into place.

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder how much oxygen the Earth lost that day lol

  • @MisterOverpowered
    @MisterOverpowered 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @BuddytheRat you can actually catch him. sort of. when i stood right under him when he was falling he sort of landed on top of me, of course if you just move away then he will fall to the ground so there is no actual way to catch him.

  • @Carrottime
    @Carrottime 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did anyone notice how Rick got sucked into Space?

  • @TheBDE02
    @TheBDE02 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @KoyasuNoBara I actually had it lock in like it was gonna grab him, then he just slipped right out. The game deliberately prevents you from doing it.

  • @N00BterminatorX
    @N00BterminatorX 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:34 Holy crap Rick went into Space

  • @Thoralmir
    @Thoralmir 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    GLaDOS "If I had a dry-heave subroutine, I'd be activating it right now."

  • @CoketmRBLX
    @CoketmRBLX 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Carrottime He's having an adventure in Space.

  • @detectivebonghitis
    @detectivebonghitis 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I lol'd at the Space Core's comment.

  • @CptWaddleDoo
    @CptWaddleDoo 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Mrsteddyz no, and allot of people didn't like sending weathley to space, but in my opinion its like giving him a time out for being a bad lil AI sphere.

  • @appatureredstonediamond9888
    @appatureredstonediamond9888 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    comeing from the scout who only plays base ball and hits people with a bat

  • @mischacarlberg6631
    @mischacarlberg6631 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This has an extreme lack of the core dialogues.

    • @user-vr1kt6oc2m
      @user-vr1kt6oc2m 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the only reason I came here aswell

    • @insertnamehere5193
      @insertnamehere5193 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-vr1kt6oc2m Just look up "all Space Core quotes" or similar. There's videos dedicated to that and they aren't hard to find.

  • @machiner6
    @machiner6 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    or they could've made an achievement of grabbing him in the air, but nooooo.

  • @CardboardOdyssey
    @CardboardOdyssey 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've never forgiven him. NEVER.

  • @SuterusuDaioh
    @SuterusuDaioh 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    It is possible to balance him on your head delaying his contact with the ground if properly positioned. I'm Surprised valve didn't make that an achievement considering his lines "You know what I just remembered, Football"

  • @natlantis56
    @natlantis56 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's called I AM NOT A MORON!