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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ย. 2024
- The voice in the final battle. I personally died my first time to the final boss because I wanted to hear everything they had to say.
You have a better option: Beat the game, and then come back here to hear everything afterwards.
A third option: You don't care about spoilers and want vidya lore. Whatever, here you go too!
(Spoilers for Portal. Buy on Steam: goo.gl/hCVqDN)
Everything GLaDOS says in the final battle in Portal (I hope). I couldn't find any other videos that had everything.
If you haven't completed Portal, I recommend that you do so before listening to this.
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the chilling change in her voice when you destroy the morality core is incredible
And it stays like that in portal 2
@ bruh
@ wasn't saying it isn't i was saying "bruh"
@ honestly i simp for glados bc of this
@ In the captions it says "voice turned more seductive"
"Do you want to marry it?"
"WELL I WON'T LET YOU."
"How does that feel?"
Love that part.
what if im objectum sexual
So evil x'D
Ki Nguyen I STiLL EnJoY THaT MOMEnT
Feels bad man
GLaDOS: Starting now there will be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
*Monologues for the next 3 minutes*
xd
To be fair, a lot of fun killing goes on between the two sides between the times these lines are spoken. Not a monologue unless you don't consider Chell's destruction of GLaDOS a form of rebellious speech.
*End exaggerating imitation of refined discourse*
Anyway, I still would hesitate to call GLaDOS's speech a monologue since it's in response to what is happening around her -- destruction leading to her own (temporary) demise.
@@Xapheus you've been on youtube for a long time lol
GLaDOS in Portal 2: "Can you handle things by yourself for a few minutes? I need to think." (Speaks 30 seconds later - I timed it.)
@Red guy with a Top Hat yeah he knows that dumbass
I think it's quite subtle that the morality core on her was the only one that was entirely silent. It's the least important and most easily ignorable part of her personality.
I mean, all it did was stop her from flooding the Enrichment Center with deadly neurotoxin. It didn’t stop her from trying to kill you.
Well, killing you is part of the testing, i.e. her job that’s she’s programmed to do. I don’t think there was any moral core for that...
Queer Quesadilla
Look I know that Cave Johnson is a prick but I doubt they’d make that part of the test.
Alice Raspii Alice Raspii she used it as a loophole for the fact shes not allowed to directly kill you, but she can still end your life thats what they meant by its part of the test, shes using the test
@@elephystry honestly I always though it was like a poorly programmed end-state? (I'm not a tech person so if I use the wrong terms sorry). Like a sort of "If A, then B" but completely ignoring a possible C->D? *If subject [dies], then [mark test complete]* but they totally skipped over the *if subject [completes all tests], then []* so instead of, idk giving you a celebration cake? Letting you go? she's stuck on "well.... I ran outta tests, but programming says that tests are only complete if the subject dies, so I gotta kill them". At least until you burn all her cores and she becomes more human. Then she's just Pissed.
"You're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what, *_I know._* "
I just realized this ten years too late, but this line got a whole lot darker once Portal 2 revealed how GLaDOS became what she is.
Yup
I always thought she was just referring to the fact that, while Chell wouldn't see another day, she would move on right away and carry out her daily business, given everything GLaDOS says is drenched in sarcasm.
@@Pejo-Bun *Cough* *Cough* caroline
Actually i think she's mentioning he Companion cube thing. How it seems that most aperture scientists were turned into them after they died.
Plus they ARE sentient just like every other AI in the building...
So what if they're just recycled FROM that data base she has?
“Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error *_I’m about to correct.”_*
0+0+20lbs= you. You worthless, round, mute, pathetic person.
The funny thing is that Chell's use in testing is absolutely an error, at least in the eyes of GLaDOS and the data banks that were sabatoged.
@@GlitchedRed not really, that happened after Portal 1
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"2+2 is.............10.
...
In base 4! I'M FINE!"
That's my favorite part.
No It’s IN BASE FOUR IM FINE
@@QuirkyKitsune massive woosh you nerd
@@QuirkyKitsune Big woosh, that was a grammar correction, duder.
And base 10 isn't the most intuitive, instead it was the number system that was adopted by the languages of the known world at large. There are cultures outside of The Old World's influence that used/uses based like Base 20 (such as Traditional Welsh), Base 15 (used by those who speak Huli in Papa New Guinea), Base 6 (in Ndom, also in Papa New Guinea), and even, though comparatively rare, Base 12 in a dialect of Gwandara called Nimbia.
Even inside The Old World's sphere of influence, languages like French that goes from Base 10 to Base 20 in favor of counting large numbers.
@@QuirkyKitsune Thanks i actually wonder that because no reason
@@GlitchedRed Uh... it was not a woosh. And the dude was not doing any grammatical correction (well, if he was... *trying*... Then it was wrong)
The dude quoted the line as "In base 4! I'm fine", which is correct. Since "in base 4" is part of the answer (2+2= 10 in base 4).
Then, the other dude said that it was actually "in base 4 i'm fine", as if GLaDOS was saying that she was fine in base 4, which is wrong and doesn't even make any sense (plus, it's definitely not a joke. c'mon)
So Quirky Kitsune was just explaining that this is not the case. And why GLaDOS says this. And he is totally correct btw
Can't see why you guys are r/wooshing someone. Like... There's not even a joke involved lol wtf
It was just one guy not understanding something and then another guy explaining.
"Stop squirming and die like an adult!" Laughed so hard
hello avanelle. hows life in 2024.
Glados's soft voice is a great form of ASMR
yes
I don't think you know how ASMR works.
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@@sjebsstuff1354 that’s not Sans.
@@orangeismyfavoritecolor
well, i'm not the one who doesn't like good colors
:)
I like how each core you grab triggers her personality from each one. She doesn't mention curiosity until you grab the curiosity core. Her intelligence goes down when you incinerate the intelligence core. And her anger gets worse when you hold the anger core.
And after you incinerate the anger core, she later sings "I'm not even angry, I'm being SO sincere right now."
And notice how the morality core Is silent because she has no remorse or mercy
@@manoftheocean6988 Glados mentions around the 2:20 mark that the core might have had some responsibility with the turrets and how she can't shut them off. Could it be related to how she might not have remorse or mercy?
6:29 - 6:30 sounds terrifyingly angry...
She IS angry.
GLaDOS: I killed them (scientists) I killed them all. Their dead! Every single one of them! And not just the men! But the women! And the test subjects too! They were like animals! And I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them!
rrr598 aa
"RRGGGH!!! *I HATE YOU!* "
So much raw emotion is conveyed in that brief cut of audio. It's actually impressive that they managed to make a robot like GLaDOS sound that genuine.
6:31 I love this line so much. The hints towards the half-life world in this game are so unbelievably amazing. I love the uneasy/unnerving feeling they give.
combine: hey what is thi-
GLaDOS: TURRET GO BRRRRRRRRT
@@thecommentguy9380 A combine knows what a turret is, Black Mesa literally copied it from Aperture too lmao.
@@flintfrommother3gaming problem is GLaDOS is the faclilty and she can just drop a turret out of nowhere
@@thecommentguy9380 why doesn't she in the last fight?(other than the rocket bot)
@@flintfrommother3gaming there wasnt really any panels in there
1:56
Her voice just went from annoying to trance-inducing.
haha i hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
@@decimallabyrinth5734 haha..... too late
👀
@@decimallabyrinth5734 bro is down bad for a fucking computer
@@decimallabyrinth5734 how do people simp for a computer
I love that glados's voice change is permanent after this fight
I never even thought of the fact that she keeps the altered voice even in Portal 2.
I’m pretty sure in the captions it says something about her returning to the robotic voice
@@NotLiGamerGnarly65 That was just a quick gag and turned right back
1:55 everyone playing this game: "oh, s**t..."
That was my reaction! Lol
6:33 did anybody found this suspicious, I mean seriously! It might be a little spoiler but it was already revealed that portal 1 takes place in the same time period as half life 2, just imagine gordon fighting for humanity, while chell is fighting for her life not even knowing what is happening outside, makes me wonder what happens after portal 2
Pretty good observation, and I beg to know who/what GLaDOS refers to as "them"..
E.T, I suppose
Honestly, what makes those lines absolutely HORRIFYING is that even GLaDOS of all things doesn't know what the actual f*ck is going on outside of Aperture Science.
It's a mixture of comfort and sadness being trapped/safe and barely understanding what is going on.
The biggest issue I have with the Half-Life TImeline is that Portal is after the 7 hour war. At the end of portal there is a big explosion, so wouldn't the Combine investigate the explosion? Maybe the explosion was too small to notice so it is sort of understandable, but why did the Combine not go to actual aperture instead of the Borealis? There is portal technology AT aperture, so going after the Borealis is kinda useless.
6:45 Wait is she talking about the combine when she says “I am the only thing standing between us and them”
yes she is
Is this a Half Life thing
@@elephystry Yes. Black Mesa and Aperature Science exist in the same universe. Right before you arrive in the room you fight her, you can find an office with a slideshow comparing department of defense contracts between both facilities.
@@videomaker580 isnt portal 1 going on inbetween halflife 1 and 2 ? cause ik portal 2 is MANY years later, probably no more aliens or humans considering the only thing chell sees is a field
@@StellarStarYeah this game is implied to be taking place directly after half life 1, that’s why Glados is giving those creepy ass taunts about the Combine but the facility still looks modern and used from the outside
“Things have changed since the last time you left the building, what’s going on up there will make you wish you were back in here” She’s definitely talking about the combine invasion
"I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes."
I like that one better.
5:45
“2 plus 2 is [________] *ten*
IN BASE 4, I’M FINE”
still love that quote
4:07 sh*t gets real...
O_O
It makes sense…when Chell destroys the morality core (which is practically controlling GLaDOS) her voice changes from high pitched, robotic and flat, but after her voice sound sadistic, human and full of obvious emotion!
Creds to Ellen McClain and the VALVe team for this mastery!! ❤️❤️
"Your entire life has been a mathematical error! A mathematical error I'm about to correct..."
From now on, I am going to say that to every person I'm about to attack.
How many times has it been so far?
6:15 helloooooooo
YES! THAT YOU! THAT YOU WITH YOUR STUPID VOICE!
CreeperSquad
ARE YOU TRYING TO ESCAPE?
*HAhAhaHAhahahaHA!!*
Things have *changed* since the last time you’ve left the building.
@@tseliius what's going out there will make you wish to come back here
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I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I’m not sure what’s going on outside.
All I know is i'm the only thong standing between us and them.
5:45
best quote ever
*IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!*
2+2 is ___________________________10 IN BASE 4 I'M FINE
IN BASE FOUR IM FINE
The Only Thing You’ve Managed To Break So Far
*Is My Heart*
About only six minutes and twenty seconds later RRRRR-AAAHHHH- I HATE YOU!!!!!
Maybe you could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day.
yeah she did say that
First glados has her normal voice, in 1 minute and 30 seconds later, Carolines voice gets In
You mean his?
@@Bentortoise2 yoooooooooo you thought glados was a guy lol
Ahahahshhshshahahahshshdbbrbbrbtnfjfididhsbsbebjdduhdev eveyve jeihbe Ed very funny
@@Bentortoise2 Glados was a woman named Caroline before she turned into a robot. So it can't be his.
caroline a baddie damn id hit
6:32 dat laugh
Imagine hearing that in a dark room. Creepy.....*shutters*
No At 1:52
*destroys morality core*
Glados: "hehe ASMR time"
6:29 *welp the anger core works*
6:29 gave me shivers
6:14 and thats the real reason why chell never speaks XD
Hellooo
@@pootisman7846that's you. thats how dumb you sound.
@@pootisman7846 THAT'S YOU! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!
3:07 "This isn't brave, it's murder. What did i ever do to you? The difference between us is that I can feel pain... you don't even care do you!? Did you hear me? I said you don't care, are you listening"
"Your entire life was a mathematical error...
A mathematical error I'm about to correct..."'
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!
GLaDOS talking about how she knows what happens after death, is so freaky and disturbing after learning her backstory. It seems like part of the nonsense she's saying to mess with Chell but she's probably being serious. Her memories weren't erased after all, just suppressed. Perhaps the point after death and before waking as an A.I are something she still vaguely remembers but doesn't remember why.
Did they plan Caroline's storyline in the first game?
@@wolfgar45Maybe.
@@wolfgar45 Maybe not Caroline specifically but they probably did leave GLaDOS being uploaded from a human mind as a possibility.
6:33 - Amazing Half Life reference:
"Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you *wish* you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside. All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and _them_. Well, I was."
Is she talking abt the combine?
@@odd_inhd9250 yes
0:29 - 0:33 when your parents found your secrets and decided to confront you
'I'm the only thing standing between us and THEM'
is... Is she talking about the combine?!
Flamedwater Films indeed she is.
the zombine
6:15 G.L.a.D.O.S becomes cat...
LMAO sometimes my cat looks at me like she's thinking that
5:42 love that quote
the amount of chills I get when she speaks about the combine invasion is immeasurable, she also speaks like shes trying to protect chell, saying things like how shes the only person standing between chell and the combine, which is probably not what she was going for but is also a very good indicator that even as far back as portal 1, glados was still caroline deep down
I saw it more as an emotional manipulation tactic, which we know is GladOs's main bag when it comes to dealing with humans. it's a classic abuser tactic, "it's a big scary world out there and i'm the only one who will protect you". She speaks about the Combine very vaguely because she doesn't know what they even are, much less how to protect anyone from them. She says so herself. If she did know, she would have said so in order to make Chell more afraid.
The fuck of it is, pretty much the only thing Aperture has is the one thing the Combine wants more than anything; The portal gun. Stable, inter-dimensional teleportation technology.
6:15
I'm so using that, GLaDOS is such a badass robot.
Anthony -_- 5:04 *yeah you were right on the fact that she’s a badass*
_"THAT'S YOU, THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND"_
1:03 that was almost a human voice...
You probably know this but Glados was voiced 100% by a human
6:29
I live that robotic roar of frustration. It sounds like a bear
5:04
GLaDOS hitting people where it hurts...
*”Even I don’t know what’s going on out there.”* - GLaDOS
Hearing this after learning Portal 1 takes place a few minutes before the 7 Hour War, this line scares me.
4:43
I wasn't excpecting a personal attack
Something I love about this is how dedicated Valve is with good voice work. They literally have repeated words pronounced the same to sound like it’s an actual AI talking. Awesome!
1:42 to 1:56 is where Glad0s goes from portal 1 Glad0s to Portal 2 Glad0s
4:30 and 6:22 oh shi #shotsfired
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@@Unarthadox Ah yes! Saturdays are made for Dads! And Dad's car.
1:56 awoke something in me that i’m not proud to admit 😭
That is a robot bro you can’t
me too fr had a whole gay awakening from that line
🤨
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I still get bullied 2 years later for saying this on a different portal vid 😭
3:56 how did they make this so scary?!
6:10 makes me laugh every time
The moment she mentions the Combine and what the heck is going on out there....the game became 100 times more sinister.
Brotherhood of steel forever
ASIANBOY 95 racist
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I’m about to correct.
1:56 you can hear the rage in her voice :0
"You want to marry it?"
"WELL I WON'T LET YOU!"
Perfection.
6:31 is my favorite line in the game
I think it represents the tone of the game so well. Everything seems fine on the surface but there's just a lot that's off. The areas behind the tests, the silence only punctuated by fluorescent light bulbs, the lack of any other organic life, and the eerie feeling of always being watched makes you feel like you know nothing about where you really are. And once you think you know everything, GLaDOS turns everything on its head and tells you "the world you know has changed, and once you leave here, you're dead."
2 + 2 is................10
In base 4!
Hotshot2k4 I'm fine!
IN BASE 4! I'M FINE!
IN BASE 4 IM FINE
She tried to cover up her error with a correction.
Not the best attempt ever.
"What's going on out there will make you /wish/ you were back in here"
*cue scene switch to combine controlled earth before Gordan Freeman was released from Stasis*
(canon fact by the way)
Favorite quote: "Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error i'm about to correct."
I love GLaDOS :3
6:12 - 6:45 Puberty in nutshell.
HAHA YES
"Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you *wish* you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside. All I know is i'm the only thing standing between us.. and *them* ."
THE most chilling thing in this game to me. Geez.
6:26 *INHALE*
1:52 awesome
Is it sad that GlaDOS totally horrified me in this scene? Best villan ever.
GLaDOS: 2+2= tick tick tick 10
In base four, I'M FINE!!
Her voice gets more human as the monologue goes on.
Is it bad I've been listening to this for 5 hours?
6:13 Had to pause the game because I was laughing too hard :D
6:05 the best line in Portal 1.
"It was a Morality Core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin."
The Department of Redundancy Department is one of my favorite tropes and I love using it in real life to weird people out.
"Starting now there's going to be a lot less conversation and a LOT. MORE. KILLING." Absolutely love that line!
She had the Sarcasm Self Test in the first game!
2nd*
Both apparently
7:21 my favorite! It gives us sign that the antagonist has enough...
“NnAaGh!! I HaTE YOuuU! You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, Including this thing! You’re not smart, you are not a scientist, you are not a doctor, you’re not even a full time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?”
6:22 YOUR NOT SMART UR NOT A SCIENTIST YOUR NOT A DOCTOR YOUR NOT EVEN A FULL TIME EMPLOYEE
The part "2 PLUS 2 IS *klsdgonsohf* TEN. IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE!!" is actually correct math, Jargus, In base four, 2 plus 2 IS ten. That was random blurted knowledge.
YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR,
YOU'RE NOT A SCIENTIST,
YOU'RE NOT EVEN A FULL TIME EMPLOYEE.
I could honestly just sit here and listen to her for hours.
I love that line:
Have i lied to you.... in this room???
5:52 is where it starts to actually get really *scary-*
1 minute mangle took me here
me three!
+Bebo Bebo What is that?
+Bebo Bebo Your not even a fulltime employee.
me2
Xapheus the most worst and cringiest video ever, don't watch it, if you want cancer.
At 3:37 u can hear Caroline’s voice
Anybody else besides me think glados's voice becomes rather sexy after you destroy the core?
…Nope.
Weirdo.
6:31 o_O ok...
Creepy, imagine hearing her saying that in a dark echoey hallway.
Ugh....*shudders*
6:30 half life reference
4:35 favourite part
I think the Combine problem is the whole "Whatever is going on out there will make you wish you were back in here" meaning.
6:11 she couldn’t keep that calm passive aggressive act for ever
"Ha. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win. HA. I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes though, meanwhile- oh look! It's your old pal the rocket turret."
Love this. Wondering why they cut these lines.
"Did you say something? I hope you weren't expecting a response, because I'm not talking to you."
"Was it worth it?"
"You chose this path."
"It's murder"
I'm sure I heard this in a song somewhere...
10 years late but there’s a song called it’s murder by mayhem, it samples those voice lines in the song
6:22 when the Asian kids parents find out there kid got a A-
I just know I'm the only thing standing between us... and *them*
Her voice changes permanently after you incinerate the first core
And that tone is carried into the second game when Wheatley accidentally reactivated her.
@@clan_boyd notice how I said permanently
@@ProdCashhier Technically, it was kinda temporary.
From her transformation into PotatOS, up to the pint where she deleted Caroline, there was more emotion in her voice.
2:54 I mean, I would have taken this offer if Glados spoke the truth
It actually shows her knowledge she knows shell get it back eventually and seeing as she lives for ever and chell doesnt shes got no reason not to offer it
THINGS HAVE changed SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU LEFT THE BUILDING. I have an INFINITE CAPACITY FOR KNOWLEDGE and even I'M not sure what's going on outside. All I know is I'm the only thing standing between Us and THEM. Well, I WAS... creepy...
"Have I lied to you?...I mean in this room..." lol