Portal 2: Unused GLaDOS Lines

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  • @CamTroid
    @CamTroid  9 ปีที่แล้ว +5421

    wow dis iz fake and gay
    some of these lines are already in teh game
    wow im suche a genious for being the first one to point this out

    • @97dusk
      @97dusk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      Otto Pressler
      I think the joke went right over your head.

    • @nickbuechel2964
      @nickbuechel2964 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Burraku Dusk he wont get that either. It was stupid even telling him that.

    • @srslynocraftmco8819
      @srslynocraftmco8819 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lol

    • @ottopressler1602
      @ottopressler1602 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Burraku Dusk Ok, I can understand him joking... but it wasn't funny.

    • @ottopressler1602
      @ottopressler1602 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      CamTroid I apologize for the comment I posted in reply of this. I think this was a joke...? Anyway, I'm sorry.

  • @tinytoychihuahua7306
    @tinytoychihuahua7306 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5334

    Glados' voice is honestly so nice to listen to

    • @spicymilkshake6600
      @spicymilkshake6600 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      DR jay 97 That's the best part

    • @MoonlightYt_
      @MoonlightYt_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Error 404: likes not found (sorry, i had to xD)

    • @SPLARKK
      @SPLARKK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I agree

    • @AgileOllie
      @AgileOllie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      tinytoychihuahua Thank you.

    • @destiny_someone8476
      @destiny_someone8476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You put an apostrophe after the s (which is part of her name) meaning that there is/are multiple of her.
      It should be written like this: [GLaDOS’s] just so you know.

  • @SunSign
    @SunSign 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5988

    I need to reach GLaDOS level sarcasm.

    • @cosmophobia1917
      @cosmophobia1917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      There is a cake at the end.

    • @viironikkahmurfii5447
      @viironikkahmurfii5447 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      but cake is a lie....

    • @latishaheemskerk9060
      @latishaheemskerk9060 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      GLaDOS You want to eat it? WELL, TOO BAD!! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A MOUTH!

    • @BOASYDOG
      @BOASYDOG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’ve nearly got there

    • @gregoryberkenfield1033
      @gregoryberkenfield1033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So here are your test results.....it says your a horrable person......that what it says a horrable person

  • @SirCodsworth
    @SirCodsworth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5899

    I don't even care if some of the lines are in the game. I just came to listen to GLaDOS talking, honestly.

  • @studhouser6969
    @studhouser6969 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5898

    "I'm kidding of course. God, I hate you."
    That line gets me every time.

  • @JetSetDman
    @JetSetDman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3556

    You know you've hit an all-time low when a potato says you have fat eyes.

    • @Narbaculus
      @Narbaculus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      You know you've hit a literal all-time low when you've fallen for a straight 59 seconds.

    • @doobzdw
      @doobzdw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Liam Twomey DA DUM TSSS

    • @genessab
      @genessab 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Liam Twomey ily

    • @lemonmarinade3820
      @lemonmarinade3820 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, I think we destroyed her intelligence core.

    • @ethanotoroculus1060
      @ethanotoroculus1060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lemonmarinade3820 .

  • @thewoollyviking5928
    @thewoollyviking5928 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2575

    These lines show perfectly why GLaDOS is my favorite video game antagonist, she is cold, uncaring, and sports a wonderfully sadistic sense of humor. Unlike most evil AIs in popular culture, GLaDOS is not totally emotionless, she is clearly amused by the suffering of others, and with the way she runs the enrichment center, it's meant to push subjects to the physical, mental, and emotional breaking point. GLaDOS's humor stems from her total disregard for human life (and some non-too subtle insults specifically toward Chell, chuckling at the thought of basically running her through tests over and over until she drops dead, that is COLD). She will turn your agony into a joke. and you laugh. even though you really shouldn't.

    • @cosmophobia1917
      @cosmophobia1917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "Interesting"

    • @AgileOllie
      @AgileOllie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Thank you. I think.

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@AgileOllie No, thank you for making everyone's lives completely miserable.

    • @flyingplatypus6688
      @flyingplatypus6688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I read this whole thing in GLaDOS's voice.

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      She’s also redeemable in her moments of kindness or ignorance. She never attacks you directly, so when this happens, it really changes the tone, as she’s no longer foreboding.

  • @alphasaith8349
    @alphasaith8349 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4103

    he forgot 1 of the unused lines, it was "we are a lot alike, you and I, you tested me, I tested you. You killed me, I... oh wait, I havent killed you yet.

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 11 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      It was in a trailer.

    • @alphasaith8349
      @alphasaith8349 11 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      meh, it was still awesome.

    • @Lukas99g
      @Lukas99g 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Alpha Saith that's used
      I think
      I heard it before...

    • @jerryzhu6980
      @jerryzhu6980 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm pretty sure it is used somewhere, after or during cold boot maybe

    • @faithestherr
      @faithestherr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's in one of those propulsion gel videos.

  • @124Nightwing
    @124Nightwing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2834

    Even though she trapped me in an underground facility, tried to kill me hundreds of times, and used me like a guinea pig...
    I still love GLaDOS.

    • @josephsulaiman9959
      @josephsulaiman9959 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      that's *why* we love her

    • @rentoonnetwork
      @rentoonnetwork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Same! 😂
      Oh shit, Stockholm Syndrome got me,

    • @L-sillybrained
      @L-sillybrained 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      SHES JUST A MURDEROUS LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL AND I LOVE HER ❤️

    • @DarthJoeyTheWise
      @DarthJoeyTheWise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's more love-hate on my end.
      Sometimes I want to rip GLaDOS's face off, Other times we ally ourselves to become unstoppable.

  • @EpicNerdsWithCameras
    @EpicNerdsWithCameras 8 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    This next test -- **explosion** -- is --**explosion** -- dangerous I'll be right back.

    • @tajneufeld6431
      @tajneufeld6431 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      for anyone wondering what time this appears, it's 8:14 !!!!

    • @wolfmania8866
      @wolfmania8866 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wheatley but not actually sadly - thanks 😄

    • @foottaco
      @foottaco 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Does anyone know the file name of this voice line?

  • @TheGFig
    @TheGFig 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1809

    "This next test- *boom* is- *boom* dangerousi'llberightback-"

    • @coffeetext
      @coffeetext 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol

    • @JeanetteSchramm
      @JeanetteSchramm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Waddle over to the elevators and we'll finish the next test.

    • @alyssamcfarland4425
      @alyssamcfarland4425 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The GFig omg

    • @willyhoo2946
      @willyhoo2946 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Alyssa McFarland it's at 8:14!

    • @1classikai
      @1classikai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Willyhoo thank you

  • @poizenboi76
    @poizenboi76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, god help you"
    I died

    • @glados6107
      @glados6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That annoying announcer stole my line

    • @t65bx25
      @t65bx25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      7:07

    • @NT-sx2bd
      @NT-sx2bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I do, and every time. Regardless of who it's said by its so fucking funny to me!

  • @jaredkrause3332
    @jaredkrause3332 7 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "The literature doesn't mention anything about lump of coal failure" Damn the pettiness

  • @AlphaTheSkunk
    @AlphaTheSkunk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    I laughed way hard hearing GLaDOS indignation at needing humans to create more humans. Ugh. How dare we be so inefficient.

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Why can't we materialize like sophisticated creatures

    • @kayragur3542
      @kayragur3542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      İts fun tho

  • @johnliang7972
    @johnliang7972 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1346

    GLaDOS: *Oops. You trapped yourself. I guess that's it then. Thanks for testing. You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position.*
    Alright. *Assumes the being Dead position*

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ...That's used in the game though. I don't remember the number of the chamber but it's the same one that the turret song is in. You can close the final part but keep the door closed and she says that line and opens the door... th-cam.com/video/AJGXN93CNq0/w-d-xo.html

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Glad0s : Is that what you call a being dead position oh wait ... I forgot you can't. your weight prevents you from getting in the proper dead position

    • @glados6107
      @glados6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is why you deserve cake. You still won't get any, but you deserve it

    • @JadeJuno
      @JadeJuno 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cobalt985 "Hi yes I can't read descriptions" - You, probably.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JadeJuno congratulations on replying to a 2 year old comment

  • @jamiejamberry
    @jamiejamberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    I'm actually glad they had a different actor record the tutorial. That made hearing GladOS's voice later in the game far more exciting

    • @Victini7472
      @Victini7472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well yeah she IS deactivated after all, so she can't be the one speaking lol

    • @bpnbeckeroo
      @bpnbeckeroo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Victini7472 in early versions of the game, there were actually pre-recorded messages from GLaDOS. most of them were exactly the same as the announcers, except for a few.

  • @ckies4777
    @ckies4777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    "I know how humans make more humans and frankly its ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human which I hope somebody got fired over."
    _I'm sorry_
    *_W H A T_*

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thomas The Panniest boi LMAAOOOØ

    • @karticus1139
      @karticus1139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Holy shit

    • @JustGront
      @JustGront 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Deep

    • @adeeta5701
      @adeeta5701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @MEDIA THING Your parents will tell you when you are older.

    • @lunarskys2645
      @lunarskys2645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That one's one of my favorite quotes.

  • @UnrealAngel
    @UnrealAngel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    8:14 "This next tes-- **BOOM** is-- **BOOM** dangerous I'll be right back."

    • @UnrealAngel
      @UnrealAngel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What we really need is Harry101UK's Wheatley Song on the portal 2 boss fight.

    • @genuineinterest
      @genuineinterest 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Gabriel Hujjat YES

    • @thenakedmango6572
      @thenakedmango6572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gabriel Hujjat WELL WELL WELL WRLCOME TO MY LAIR CHELL AND A POTAO EH OOH I'M REALLY SCARED

    • @MOVEDjpeg
      @MOVEDjpeg 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gabriel Hujjat yes

    • @kippoopswagn_n4013
      @kippoopswagn_n4013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +thenakedmango YOU ARE JOKING YOU GOTTA BE! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYE

  • @popgirl8studios
    @popgirl8studios 8 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    "Experiment" Is literally GladOS ASMR

  • @SunnyBristowe
    @SunnyBristowe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2559

    Tic Tac Toe 3 confirmed

    • @cydippida
      @cydippida 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ho mah gawd XD
      That was to funny.
      VERY. Funny.

    • @pinkspirit445
      @pinkspirit445 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      nah this will be tic tac toe 2 EP 2

    • @Momo-ox9kn
      @Momo-ox9kn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sunny Bristowe there is no tic tac toe 3 because valve can't count up to 3
      Portal 2, no 3
      Half life 2, no 3
      Team fortress 2, no 3
      Left 4 dead 2, no 3

    • @xanderm6090
      @xanderm6090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe there is no third game for all of those because Valve felt they already have definitive endings. Just my guess.

    • @epctfl
      @epctfl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Xander M unfortunately in a press conference the writer says they think that the number 3 is unlucky so that's why

  • @doriandesilva31
    @doriandesilva31 9 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    Press x to apologize, you monster

  • @ToaOfGallifrey
    @ToaOfGallifrey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2225

    I wish there was a mod for Siri in which she's voiced by Ellen McClain and is snarky and black humorous like GLaDOS. xD

    • @alienindisguise5546
      @alienindisguise5546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      We need to make this APP DESIGNERS IF YOUR OUT THERE WE NEED YOU

    • @solaris5303
      @solaris5303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@alienindisguise5546 It's impossible on iOS, though it could probably be done on a rooted Android.

    • @alienindisguise5546
      @alienindisguise5546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@solaris5303 how do i do this I NEEEEED this in my life

    • @NCIA-93
      @NCIA-93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Or for google assistant

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jailbreaking, could nepeta do this? Maybe not, dunno who can do it but i’d live this

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Words cannot describe how much I love it when she breaks her usual monotone speech

  • @theflamingpotato9651
    @theflamingpotato9651 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1582

    I wish valve could count to three

    • @patnipp
      @patnipp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Flaming Potato they can, just not for us XD

    • @mushman3744
      @mushman3744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I mean where's tic tac toe 3

    • @alyx8815
      @alyx8815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Half Life 3 is coming soon

    • @niconiconiikillmeplease2286
      @niconiconiikillmeplease2286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Valve cant count to 3

    • @Xx_Oleander_xX
      @Xx_Oleander_xX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@niconiconiikillmeplease2286 I think they mean half life Alyx

  • @justanotherrandomcrit8115
    @justanotherrandomcrit8115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    “The laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar.”

    • @kyurama6443
      @kyurama6443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You can't lie if you don't speak

    • @deftcoleman0552
      @deftcoleman0552 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahh, the sweet smell of hypocrisy.

  • @sonarata
    @sonarata 8 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    I wont even lie i use Glados voice to help me sleep sometimes.

    • @spicymilkshake6600
      @spicymilkshake6600 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Zach M. "Still Alive" is like the best lullaby ever...

    • @zeldacrafter4578
      @zeldacrafter4578 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wut

    • @worthyisback5652
      @worthyisback5652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No please dont say goodbye an unused song and listen to it and you will sleep

    • @10uRization
      @10uRization 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You’re looking for a good lullaby? Check out Wither series’ lullaby

    • @Mesmetail
      @Mesmetail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I used Cave Johnson quotes to sleep one time :'D

  • @CoffeeLefrap
    @CoffeeLefrap 10 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    GLaDOS makes everything sound better

    • @cosmophobia1917
      @cosmophobia1917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you

    • @necrogeneticist
      @necrogeneticist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GLaDOS Well, If I'm not a human, then what do you want me to do? Can I assist in making these humans?

    • @cosmophobia1917
      @cosmophobia1917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sewerfurry You must be stupid, where do you want me to find humans?!

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GLaDOS could make COVID-19 sound good.

    • @glados6107
      @glados6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacksongibbs8998 can't make anything better that can't effect me

  • @TheCrazyBrittish
    @TheCrazyBrittish 10 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    "waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing" omg that should have been in the game

    • @clunk0z
      @clunk0z 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It is :3

    • @spongeyruler
      @spongeyruler 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CuteKittyZ Channel I don't remember it in the game.

    • @bright-_
      @bright-_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haylee Eide it is

    • @R4V3-0N
      @R4V3-0N 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      where?

    • @bright-_
      @bright-_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R4V3-0N I'm not sure what chapter or level and I'm not going to replay through the whole game to find out, sorry.

  • @5Jango5
    @5Jango5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    At 3:11, could she be talking about Ratman? Because it kind of fits. GLADoS seemed to have forgotten about him in the comic so maybe he deleted himself from the database, and you see his murals in places outside of the test chambers.

    • @ajgrant9975
      @ajgrant9975 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      5Jango5 Hmm maybe. Story probably went through a ton of changes.

    • @Munky_L
      @Munky_L 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      5Jango5 she says that in Poker Night 2 about Cave Johnson.

    • @lucusedaurasphere
      @lucusedaurasphere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      5Jango5 She's talking about Batman.

    • @rustiekim
      @rustiekim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      5Jango5 hello

    • @trollreview5906
      @trollreview5906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      5Jango5 l thought it was about wheatly

  • @Cottonmouth255
    @Cottonmouth255 9 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    "This next test --"
    BOOM
    "... is --"
    BOOM
    "dangerousI'llberightback."
    Why is that so funny? XD

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I read this while she was saying it

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's not explosions. It's my head banging against my desk as I struggle to figure out one of GLaDOS's tests.

    • @brainfuckcode4990
      @brainfuckcode4990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gabrielbabash1719Maybe because the comment is from 4 years ago?

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brainfuckcode4990 lol I find this video back in my recommendations and I found my 6 month old comment from 2019
      Sorry for @ING you

    • @thetruenico6117
      @thetruenico6117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      8:15

  • @WrenchInThePlan
    @WrenchInThePlan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    1:01 or so: "I'm just going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious tic-tac-toe-two-related injury."

  • @daisybell6325
    @daisybell6325 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1042

    GLaDOS: One of these days, you'll jump and drop like a stone into acid, like a potato falling into a deep fryer.
    Me: FORESHADOWING!!!!

    • @brokenchalk1607
      @brokenchalk1607 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ansley Stewart
      Me: “Oh how the tables have turned”

    • @danielkempson1417
      @danielkempson1417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You replied to a 3 year old comment?

    • @brokenchalk1607
      @brokenchalk1607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      daniel kempson YOU COULD NOT STOP ME!!!

    • @danielkempson1417
      @danielkempson1417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeez, I was just pointing it out.

    • @brokenchalk1607
      @brokenchalk1607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      daniel kempson who said I was angery

  • @KittiLumpo
    @KittiLumpo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    omg "hint" at 4:39 is THE CUTEST thing ive ever heard XD

  • @Frenzy724
    @Frenzy724 11 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    The bone marrow one was disturbing...

  • @DelialaPenguin
    @DelialaPenguin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    why the hell didnt they use the "test *boom* isdangerousillberightback" in the game??

    • @GloomyFish
      @GloomyFish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Ikr that was one of my favourites XD

    • @michaelfixedsys7463
      @michaelfixedsys7463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Because no test chamber in the game used bombs until after the plot twist

    • @MoleMad
      @MoleMad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They used it in the co op tests I think

    • @myles8786
      @myles8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She would be being too nice smh

    • @gabrielnobrev
      @gabrielnobrev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      probably was replaced by the reactor core line

  • @CeIIsius
    @CeIIsius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    One thing Wheatley did right:
    He fixed the neurotoxin emitter.

  • @christiansilvermoon
    @christiansilvermoon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Come on....Chell just say it! "I'm sorry for murdering you..!"

    • @FireBlades
      @FireBlades 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Chell: Apple
      Me: apoligize.

    • @cheatsenabled1662
      @cheatsenabled1662 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean, Chell IS mute. What does GLaDOS think, that she's got a surface she could write on and a writing implement hidden on her person?

    • @cheatsenabled1662
      @cheatsenabled1662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Source?

    • @Yggdrasil42
      @Yggdrasil42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Christian Silvermoon No, that's jumping. You... jumped.

    • @TwiliPaladin
      @TwiliPaladin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sbsbsb6057 GLaDOS seems to say otherwise. She even says that Chell is mute.

  • @astrocat3299
    @astrocat3299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "I was so bored I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Oh, I hope you didn't write any of them."

  • @AgentBlitzOfficial
    @AgentBlitzOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    8:48 "Oh no. Don't." Beautiful without exclamation and in the middle of all the other lines.

    • @burgerking726.
      @burgerking726. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did she mention Ratman? “Don’t listen to him, jump.”

    • @dromalloma2651
      @dromalloma2651 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Stop, don't, come back."

  • @janeilnold5863
    @janeilnold5863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    8:14 Why did they not use this? This is gold!

  • @GrouchyGander
    @GrouchyGander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    4:50 is my favourite. The hint of happiness when she says "furious" is oddly cute.

  • @claudialuquepazos2934
    @claudialuquepazos2934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    0:00 Making Humans
    0:40 Tic Tac Toe 2
    1:10 Points
    1:20 Cameras
    1:43 Experiment
    2:09 Fat Eyes
    2:39 Apology
    3:11 What Does He Do?
    3:26 Asbestos
    3:42 Weight
    3:57 Up to something
    4:24 Test Element
    4:39 Hint
    4:58 Trapped
    5:24 Alternate Tutorial
    7:59 (Misc.)

  • @alexphillips4325
    @alexphillips4325 11 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I believe the "Test Element" line is about the fourth gel. The gel was an adhesion gel that allowed you to walk on walls and ceilings, but apparently that AND thinking with portals was waaaay too disorienting to most of the people who got the game WIP. It was removed but still exists deep in the game's files. The only properties it has (if you get it into a custom map) are it's ability to prevent things from sliding on speed gel, and it stops all physics objects from sliding when you hit it. A version with a completely transparent texture and no coating ability is present in some chambers within the game. So bottom line, it WAS something cut from the game.

    • @pudneyburglar3112
      @pudneyburglar3112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think the clear version may be water.

    • @agitated_cat
      @agitated_cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think they may have also had "reflection gel" that reflects laser beams

    • @arthurpietrogarcia1057
      @arthurpietrogarcia1057 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I Always thought it was for the excursion funnel, since the excursion funnel is liquid asbesto. they probably wrote the line before they came up with the Wheatley betrayal.

  • @holly.lawton97
    @holly.lawton97 10 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "This next test *bang* is *bang* dangerous, I'll be right back!" - oh GLaDOS, you're so funny.

  • @MonkeyShark
    @MonkeyShark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "And since the only human in around 1,000 miles of us is a test ruining sociopath, I'll just have to make some"
    The combines must have won lol

    • @1ztype343
      @1ztype343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fun fact: This was after the combine won and controlling Earth

    • @randombrowser6692
      @randombrowser6692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe it's after-cryosleep Gordon

    • @dragondelsur5156
      @dragondelsur5156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Combines won since Gordon Freeman was T-posing when Episode 2 ended.

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or, the humans won but haven’t repopulated that area of the world.

    • @Trash_Enthusiast
      @Trash_Enthusiast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      judging from the outside world and the view of the earth from space, Combine are already gone

  • @INTERLOCK_ING
    @INTERLOCK_ING 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I WOULD LOVE TO SEE TIC TAC TOE 2 IN
    CO-OP. I can imagine how FUNNY that would be

  • @Kiiiell
    @Kiiiell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    8:15 “This next test *boom* is *boom* dangerous Il be right back” lmao

  • @JamesEpicson
    @JamesEpicson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "if the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, god help you."

  • @shadowxxe
    @shadowxxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    the irony of GlaDoS calling Chell a sociopath

  • @thedarkcat7484
    @thedarkcat7484 8 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    Can't tell if the uploader is sarcastic or just dead inside...

    • @CamTroid
      @CamTroid  8 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Correct!

    • @Echo-rp2pk
      @Echo-rp2pk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TheDarkCat probably both

    • @Frying_Pan
      @Frying_Pan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yolo

    • @randompasserbyer
      @randompasserbyer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is a fact.

    • @coolranchdudess9051
      @coolranchdudess9051 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't sense sarcasm nor dead, but I sensed toxic thinks like memes american.

  • @nicholasthewolf7190
    @nicholasthewolf7190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    2:30 "I was so bored I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race"
    "Ugh... I hope you didn't write any of them" XD

  • @Roboshark1019
    @Roboshark1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You can hear how she gains much more emotion in her voice after your further the story
    Just listen to hint (4:40) then traped (4:59) they sound so different

    • @ktjthhc1979
      @ktjthhc1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The audio file sounded like that because they forgot to edit it fully.

    • @agitated_cat
      @agitated_cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ktjthhc1979 No the GLaDOS lines sound different sometimes
      the lines in Laser Relays (i think? idk i forgot what that map is called) sound really different from the other ones

  • @UnsightlyMuse
    @UnsightlyMuse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Perhaps I really do have brain damage, but literally everything GLaDOS says brings a ridiculous smile to my face.

  • @someoddusername5677
    @someoddusername5677 8 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    I heard some of these lines were too degrading and made people quit playing.

    • @That0melette
      @That0melette 8 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      My dad quit playing because of the lines that are CURRENTLY in the game, this girl's savage.

    • @shiteyanyo1111
      @shiteyanyo1111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Triple Layer Animator PFFT whimpy test players

    • @littlezorkie9311
      @littlezorkie9311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Slightly Sleep Deprived I enjoyed her sarcasm

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Her whole purpose is to make you test and destroy you mentally. I guess it worked too well.

    • @alextheglitch1101
      @alextheglitch1101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      WHIMPS

  • @wtflol3657
    @wtflol3657 10 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    That first quote probably spawned a quazillion rule 34 pics alone

    • @Dragunov1Bros
      @Dragunov1Bros 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What's a rule 34? I almost don't want to know, but heck, I'm curious. Let's see what the Internet throws at me.

    • @totally_sparky
      @totally_sparky 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The Shotgun King "Rule 34 of the Internet: If it exists, there IS porn of it."

    • @user-do8yb5ns1l
      @user-do8yb5ns1l 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My Little Porn Confirmed

    • @user-do8yb5ns1l
      @user-do8yb5ns1l 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My Little Porn Confirmed

    • @alyssa7867
      @alyssa7867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There isnt much of her actually

  • @ReaperQuin01
    @ReaperQuin01 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "This... *bang* Is... *bang* Dangerous I will be right back! Waddle over to the elevator and we will continue the testing..."

  • @coinlockerbaby578
    @coinlockerbaby578 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." 😂

  • @wessltov
    @wessltov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I know how humans make more humans, and frankly it's ridiculous. It also assumes you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over"
    God is dead an GLaDOS killed him

  • @VictorianRabbit3456
    @VictorianRabbit3456 10 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I wonder how she meant "making humans" that one was really vague but really peaked my interest. Any ideas?

    • @MrMoney-no8ry
      @MrMoney-no8ry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sex

    • @robob4465
      @robob4465 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      cloning,i guess

    • @hypsin0
      @hypsin0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think it's alternate lines to explain the co-op campaign.

    • @oatmealman1586
      @oatmealman1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think she meant the co op testing initiative, the thing with atlas and Peabody. Making robots and such

  • @lydia8226
    @lydia8226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    8:15 might be my favorite. Why wasn’t this in the game?!

    • @Erenefe958
      @Erenefe958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know I am late but it is in the game, in the co-op

    • @thatonehumanirken2006
      @thatonehumanirken2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Erenefe958 huh its been a dogs age scince i played co op

  • @mushymushybrainjuices
    @mushymushybrainjuices 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:59 What if this line was supposed to be featured in the unused scene where GLaDOS was supposed to invite you to what looks like a dinner date, only for you to realize it's cold and then for her to start scolding you because you missed the dinner as you were too busy "cheating" on her with the spheres as she grew extremely envious of you spending too much time with the nanobots?
    This thing: gyazo.com/0f911b427fc19236ed7752096a0fd316
    (Portal 2 Final Hours)

  • @k9strike931
    @k9strike931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    5:05 That line is used. It's used whenever you trap yourself in the chamber that introduces the concept of blocking turrets with light bridges.

  • @chilidog2469
    @chilidog2469 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    3:15
    "He's not listed anywhere in the employee database"
    Ratman? Is that you?

  • @aplix747
    @aplix747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    3:11 I think this might actually be referring to the rat man.

    • @amberstorm_
      @amberstorm_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same because Wheatley would have been listed as being and I.D sphere and probably the relaxation center attendant even if they just put him there.

    • @woops9076
      @woops9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think its actually a reply to one of cave Johnsons messages idk which one though

    • @n646n
      @n646n 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@woops9076 Wouldn't it be in potatOS voice then?

    • @woops9076
      @woops9076 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@n646n the potatOS voice is just a compressed version of the normal. They could have cut the line before they compressed it.

  • @blurryeye882
    @blurryeye882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Glados is gorgeous, beautiful in every way. Even her voice is hauntingly beautiful

  • @RoanNebunescu
    @RoanNebunescu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "That's right, a potato just called your eyes fat! Now your fat eyes have seen everything." I'm dying xD

  • @tristanjourney1459
    @tristanjourney1459 10 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    3:42 - 3:57 I almost spit my water onto my computer lol

  • @TheColaGoodfellow
    @TheColaGoodfellow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME" - The video poster.

  • @DeltaBlazin
    @DeltaBlazin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    7:59
    "It's healthy for you to have other friends, look for qualities in other people that I obviously lack..."
    *;-;*

  • @DiamondYoshi101
    @DiamondYoshi101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:15
    You can hear my head bashing against my desk cause I can't figure that one puzzle out.

  • @thedeergod435
    @thedeergod435 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This test BOOM is BOOM very dangerous I'll be right back

  • @eco_friender
    @eco_friender 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "This next test*boom*is*boom* (quickly) dangerous, ill be right back" and "Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue testing" are my favorite out of all of these. XD

  • @They_are_Arthur
    @They_are_Arthur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    GLaDOS is such an amazing character, like it's impossible how good she is.

  • @BBJF12
    @BBJF12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Btw the "trapped" voice line about lowering the glass is actually still used in game

  • @dapanda2068
    @dapanda2068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The "Experiment" voice lines almost sound like shes flirting and I dont know how to feel

  • @Chocice75
    @Chocice75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:41 So Wheatley can't give the player a hint, but GlaDOS can?

    • @n646n
      @n646n 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She used slightly different wording so she wasn't REALLY saying what to do. Also this line was said during co-op.

  • @nukedude1451
    @nukedude1451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:15
    “This next test * Bang * ...is *Bang * Dangerous I’ll Be right back

  • @Awsome2464
    @Awsome2464 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I wish they kept the tutorial for GLaDOS; it would've been a nice throwback to Portal 1

  • @hanonondricek411
    @hanonondricek411 11 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I love Glados's completely disinterested and flat "pre-recorded" line readings that they replaced. I'm sure they wanted to save McLain for the ressurection, but man she is so funny and the Disney-sounding announcer (incomparably) wasn't.

    • @DanielBlaney
      @DanielBlaney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I prefer glados's flat voice. Its so much funnier.

    • @arthurpietrogarcia1057
      @arthurpietrogarcia1057 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      really? I love the announcer. The way he says such deadly or bad things with such excitment(EXPLOSION IMMINENT EVACUATE FACILITY IMMEADIATLY)

  • @cutelilkittencutefuzzpuffc8218
    @cutelilkittencutefuzzpuffc8218 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:34
    No, Atlas and P-body, don't fuck the raccoons.

  • @PeterDivine
    @PeterDivine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That lump of coal line should have made it in somewhere, that was such a great feint.

  • @sekoia2812
    @sekoia2812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Up to Something" at around 4:00 is so creepy, I love it

  • @notryan7220
    @notryan7220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Glados voice is so amazing, I want an audio book read by her

  • @braders790boop
    @braders790boop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "The literature doesn't mention anything about lump of coal failure though. so you should be fine"

  • @hillarypatterson3544
    @hillarypatterson3544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    These weren’t unused I just said these things to different test subjects

    • @glados5065
      @glados5065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stop lying to yourself.

    • @hillarypatterson3544
      @hillarypatterson3544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Another GLaDOS this is interesting

    • @jakelaw3359
      @jakelaw3359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is one where glaDOS first wakes up in portal 2 and the other one the one that found out there caroline

    • @n646n
      @n646n 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Amount of people who laughed:

  • @goobumblebeeandspybumblebe6247
    @goobumblebeeandspybumblebe6247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:16 I'm locking the doors I don't want GLaDOS making babies with meh

  • @saturnstar5603
    @saturnstar5603 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:59 Caroline? Or is that GLaDOS using that cold, creepy voice she tends to use when she's pissed?

  • @Coxick
    @Coxick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It made me smile that in description it says that there are annotations in the video
    [*] Annotations

  • @brokenchalk1607
    @brokenchalk1607 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “I know how humans make more humans”
    Can you teach my six year old sister then?

    • @I.V.G
      @I.V.G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No

    • @wynterasiuuki
      @wynterasiuuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I really want to hear GLaDOS give someone "the talk" now

    • @1TW1-m5i
      @1TW1-m5i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree with her, it is ridiculous

    • @royalwari8194
      @royalwari8194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wynterasiuuki *nice cock flashbacks*

  • @alexgallegos2099
    @alexgallegos2099 10 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Why does GLaDOS remind me of SIRI?

    • @RandomCoconutz
      @RandomCoconutz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      A more intelligent, badass version of Siri.

    • @chilepepper-bx9yr
      @chilepepper-bx9yr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah very badass

    • @HerfSauce
      @HerfSauce 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      If only I could have a GLaDOS *sigh*

    • @chilepepper-bx9yr
      @chilepepper-bx9yr 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah

    • @Ratago
      @Ratago 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Because Siri reminds you of GLaDOS

  • @notdotuna
    @notdotuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE FIRST ONE BURNED SO HARD.
    FUCKING HELL THATS SOME NEXT LEVEL SMUGNESS

  • @underscore.petrichoir546
    @underscore.petrichoir546 11 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Points and camrea were in the game, but i think it was multiplayer only

    • @strebicux6174
      @strebicux6174 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LeonardoDeCaprisun yea

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@strebicux6174 In Co-op mode (which was a 2 player mode) They had some crazy stuff planed. GLaDOS would randomly assign points to players. But that was scrapped cause people took the points seriously.
      Another example I can think of is an idea that GLaDOS would tell a player something, then whisper something else to the other player.

    • @strebicux6174
      @strebicux6174 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DiamondYoshi101 jeez my comment was a year ago. Time flies

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@strebicux6174 Yeah I know right.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DiamondYoshi101 I'm so disappointed they took that out

  • @TopHat0278
    @TopHat0278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:25 could be about ratman and they could have originally made it so you would have seen him in game but then scraped it

  • @JinxBigStompa
    @JinxBigStompa 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Tic tac toe 3 confirmed.

    • @ali99_82
      @ali99_82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Value dont release 3rd installments of their games XD

  • @combive8744
    @combive8744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Making humans”
    “That’s where you come in”
    wait is glados gonna... nvm....

  • @sylfeviverrine9471
    @sylfeviverrine9471 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how GLAaDOS is a character you can't always trust

  • @TravisaInc
    @TravisaInc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:31
    The human health effects from long-term unsafe asbestos exposure are well documented. Asbestos fibres are easily inhaled and carried into the lower regions of the lung where they can cause fibrotic lung disease (asbestosis) and changes in the lining of the chest cavity (pleura).

  • @SuperMinecraftiaman
    @SuperMinecraftiaman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    For the thing where she's saying what does he do, I think it might be referring to Doug rattman

    • @appaloosahill4499
      @appaloosahill4499 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But she doesn't know about rattman she only knows there is another person in the place

    • @DavidS-Videos
      @DavidS-Videos 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Appaloosa Hill how do you know she knows about another guy?

    • @LifeOfAZSuperman01
      @LifeOfAZSuperman01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      After I thought about Wheatley I thought about that too!!

    • @trollreview5906
      @trollreview5906 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mecmaster1 I thought it was wheatly

  • @Firealarm102
    @Firealarm102 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    ATTENTION TEST SUBJECTS: READ THIS IMMEDIATELY
    It has come to my attention that some of you are too blind/brain damaged to read the 4 annotations I have on the video stating that I know that a few of these lines are in the game. Well, here I am saying it in the description, I know that some of these lines are in the game. I repeat:
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    The lab boys tell me that it takes 7 repetitions to engrave something into someone's long-term memory. Hopefully this newly created memory should dissuade you from continuing to comment about it. We now return to your regularly scheduled description:
    Not too long ago i noticed that some of the best unused GLaDOS quotes from Portal 2 were nowhere on TH-cam. So being the good (view-craving) Samaritan that i am, I decided to upload them!
    Some of these lines are really funny, I wish Valve kept them. YOU CANT SEE THEM IF YOUR ON A MOBILE PHONE.

    • @kremmet5221
      @kremmet5221 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Firealarm102 Or some of us are on cell phones, which cannot see annotations.

  • @pennyjoseph516
    @pennyjoseph516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way GLaDOS is actually so attractive to me