Trump Complains About Lack of Airtime, Ted “Cancun” Cruz Endorses Donny & Everybody Has COVID Again
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ม.ค. 2024
- The country was in for another day of bitter cold, Trump plowed his way into Atkinson last night to shout at New Hampshire voters about who didn’t give him enough airtime after the Iowa Caucuses, Ted Cruz threw Donny an endorsement, we slowed him down for a new “Drunk Donald Trump,” Speaker Mike Johnson had to answer a question about whether Joe Biden’s presidency was God’s will, a Trump supporter even went as far as making a video that suggests that Trump was specifically chosen by God, Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley has been engaged in a long Twitter feud with the History Channel, the LA Clippers are trying something new, Jerrod Mayo was introduced as the new coach of the Patriots today at a press conference, and with COVID cases on the rise, the CDC has a new message.
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I for one can’t stand the sight of Trump!
I've been sick of him since 2015. I look forward to the day I don't hear his name once.
I agree. On the other hand, we do have to keep our eyes on him and stay aware. He has a bunch more tricks planned. Keep your eyes open, but make your voting plans now! 🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽
That's why blindfolds are a godsend.
Lady Justice is blindfolded but if she peeked out & saw Trump what do you think she'd do? @@kingjamos2422
Can anyone explain to me all the makeup that Trump wears?
"A boring second" is what Stormy said about him.
Good one!
Nice one 😊
Zig!!!!!!!
And she will never get that second back !😂😂😂
And it wasn't even a psychadellic mushroom either!😂 🍄🍄🍄
Lack of airtime? He's been on air for the last 8 years.... enough said!
If we gave equal air time to Joe, they would have to show boring meetings, and him riding his bike and playing checkers...
@@oldrrocrHe would be able to do all of them with his mouth shut.
And not moronic drivle spewing out of it
‘We had to follow the law of the land’… What an absolute disgrace! Can you imagine that?
By the way, he sucks an enormous amount of airtime with his trials and unending appeals that just get thrown out like his previous diaper.
I can't wait until I never have to hear that man's voice...nor his name mentioned 100 times a day, ad nauseum.
❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😊
Make you sick in the stomach don't it him MTG and boebert
@@toneyingram732 To be fair, Boebert can make up for it with a handy. 😉
Ever since he LOST the election we have had him in our faces daily with threats. Never anything positive, never anything about helping this country.
@@toneyingram732We all agree with you.
“I’m so tired of Trump.”
- The majority
100%
Yes because the corporate media says so
well buckle in...
@@iamM4SKexpecting another red wave? 🤣
I never tire of Trump losing.
Next Trump will complain he does not get enough delays in all his court cases. :/
Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel. Keep those opening monologs coming. My cheeks hurt from 😅😅😅😅
Anyone else sick of these Judges that threaten to shut Trump down but don't and so Trump only becomes more unhinged because he knows he can get away with it?
I think and hope when that case is over he may hold someone in contempt. I hope.he just didn't want to give Trump the ability to delay the case and campaign on it.
You don’t want a mistrial
Yes, but not surprised.
They act like the abused wife who is afraid to put their child in timeout due her husbands possible bit up.
Trump wants the judges to take action so he can commence a civil war to avoid his multiple criminal trials and then the welcome wagon to the entrance to the crowbar hotel Penitentiary
Forget age limits, how about an IQ requirement? While you're at it, make full disclosure of academic transcripts, financial history, and criminal records mandatory in order to run for ANY level of office. McDonald's screens it candidates more thoroughy than we require of elected officials.
Wish I could give you more thumbs up.
Facts!
Cancel Cruz has a formidable opponent. Check out Rep. Allred. I am in Texas and I am going to donate to his campaign
I meant "Cancun Cruz."😊
And I did not add the face. Jeez.
Gotta hand it to the imagination of Jimmy, his writers and graphics people, for endlessly producing such hilarious content for us to enjoy!
Are you being held at gun point to write such comments?
Here's hoping that Chuck Grassley will soon be history.
Every minute of airtime Trump gets is one minute too much.
Why do you hate Trump. You didnt like the prosperity, border control, the stopping of child trafficking, no new wars or his fair trade policies. I think Trump was the best president of this century
Every minute of airtime Kimmel gets another child gets abducted!
@@newname9064 wait wait wait....how are abductions jimmy Kimmel fault. I really love to gear this?
Can you tell me how many children were abducted while tRump was in office?
@@newname9064as well check your statistics.
Especially for people who don't like what he has to say. After all this is America and if you don't like somebody saying something you should be able to stop them from saying it.
If Trump wants more air time they should televise all his trials
Trials.....you mean the witch hunt election interference....
@byronkennedy7203 Absolutely agree! Take him out of the headline news online, kick him off social media, and banish him to the nether regions of the newspapers in print. Keep his microphones shut off.
That's a good one. I like that.
No! Just more food for the cult.
Also not allowed in many courtrooms.
Appreciably witty, but that would place jurors at risk of harassment or worse.
That bit with Chuck Grassley is the epitome of "Old man yells at clouds!"
“Humans don’t have long on this planet” ..was my nearly-spitting-beer phrase of the day 😂
I trust this CDC doctor. Now I just need to figure out how to tell my cousin about his recommendation.
Bababooey 😂❤
Donnie has a remarkable ability to bring out the worst in people. America needs leadership that brings out their best.
Vote Blue 💙
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Oh you're serious ? ...
Can't wait to vote for Joe again! He might be old, but at least he's old and kind.
@@CourageKarnga He's the opposite of kind. I want him out.
Same can be said for you, Kimmel, and the Democratic Party. Kimmel referencing that fake scandal is pretty classless.
The Dems are the party of hate and division.
come on man
"they should have their license revoked"
A glimpse of what's to come should he become president again.
Exactly, as media control is one of the elements of authoritarian bingo, the US is heading for a full house with Trump...
I love that ‘WOOHOO OW OW A-WOOOO!!!’ shouted out by an audience member in response to Jimmy’s jokes. Perfect!!😂🌝
This episode was so funny like all other episodes.
Jimmy, You are a genius when it comes to comedy and educating the masses.
No actual news channel should air anything about trump other than as a side note. No headlines at all for this freaking crock other than when he is sentenced.
Excellent Idea!
news cannot broadcast his constant lies - only maga networks can
No I'm going to keep things the way they are.
You know how many people Trump walked by with tissue on his shoe.....and no one told him.😂
Good point!
And I still laugh, every time I see it.😂😂😂😂😂
No one liked him enough to want to save him from embarrassment.
Jimmy on fine form 🔥🤣 you absolutely smashed it bro!
Great stuff in this monologue. Keep it up Jimmy and company!
Donald proves, "You CAN fool some of the people ALL of the time."
🤣The toilet paper stuck to trumps shoe bording Air Force 1 😅🤣
Possibly Jimmy's finest monologue ever. This took discipline and stamina.
Sadly, neither of which he has.
@@bo_jidennice profile pic glad to see you repping Joe 💙
That video montage was perfect!
2 things Trump has alot of right? 😂 🤡
@@user-Felon45How do you like joe we are in wars-gas prices are crazy grocery’s are high/houses are high cars are high HOW CAN YOU SUPPORT THAT
Jimmy is hilarious. I can be anxious and disenchanted but Jimmy never fails to make me laugh.😊
"we had to leave" so he admits he lost.
Trump complains about not getting any TV time, but yet he didn’t show up for any of the debates in Iowa.
What he wants is free coverage, despite it being created and curated by (and for) him exclusively.
Because Trump is above God, he doesn't make mistakes, he doesn't poop nor piss. He's the best thing that ever happened to Earth.
Who gives a rip about debates. That debate format is what gave us trump in the first place.
They should have a stipulation that if you want to be on the ticket for the primaries, they need to show up for a percentage of the debates.
@@thebronzeage23But there's no other Dem's running against him , is there ?
You are my favorite late night comedian. Your jokes and metaphors were great! Thanks for the laughs while reminding us of the lunacy of Americans supporting the narcissistic insurrectionist!
It's always a great show. Even greater now with excellent medical advice.
Trump complains about no air time but doesn’t show up for debates
Why would he need "air" time?? He's the biggest ORANGE windbag there is!!
@tylerhackner9731 Debates AND most court cases. (and Melania's bedroom)
yet we still support him, go figure
Excellent point!!
@@zalmaflash Her bedroom is about the last place she would want him!!🤢
When I met some americans in italy in 2018 on holiday as I was, we had lunch, such nice polite people, as were all the americans I met in italy, I hadn't followed the whole trump thing as I was in australia, but knew of it, somehow we got onto the topic and they kind of apologised for their country inflicting trump on the world, I just said 'Hey, not at all, I think the whole world is feeling for you guys right now.'
Oh, my God - thank you for your very kind words. You are awesome !
OMG... 🤣😂😭
these "Previously... On Jimmy Kimmel Live" intros are getting absolutely ridiculous... And I love it so much
Please never quit.
Kimmel, you are the modern day Letterman.
“God gave us Trump.” Man gave us prison cells!
The Devil gave us trump
@@richardstanislawski2577 Your god gave us the devil.
God, gave us a justice system and the ability to build prison cells. Lock him up!
😂
We blame all the other world disasters on god. Makes sense to give him credit for don too.
Why is Trump complaining about a "lack of airtime?" The majority of Americans and the world would like NOT to hear about "Trump" every single day...
Yet, Jimmy Kimmel talks about Trump every SINGLE episode.
Who's the obsessed one?
@@SixSonn You are.
@@SixSonn trump is. Kimmel is doing it for comedy, trump is doing it out of compulsion, narcissism, egomania, etc.
This may seem to be mean, BUT ... I'd not complain if #45 was locked in a room without any air for a time. 😉
I actually doubt it. I think a lot of people subconsciously like a villian that they can hate out loud. It’s easy to hate Trump. He’s nasty, weird and bad for the country. But come on, you love hearing Jimmy trash him. We’re all here not to listen to the bullshit pranks they do at the end of the video, I mean you weren’t interested in anything else but the Trump part clearly. If what you said was ACTUALLY true, Bernie woulda won lmao. The media loves Trump to the detriment of Americans, and tbh I don’t blame them; wish they didn’t lol
You can tell how cold it is by the sound of the crunch of the snow.
We had the same AI commercial with Paul Harvey’s voice for the DeSantis campaign last year in Florida. Insipid but people swallowed it.
_"NBC should have their license taken away...or whatever they do"_
*THIS GUY WAS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND HE'S A DAMN QUARTERWIT*
... a proud Republikkkon tradition.
The marionette that cut his strings
AND SOMEHOW MANY IN THIS COUNTRY STILL WANT HIM TO BE PRESIDENT
That’s Autocracy 101. Dear Leader did read *that* book. 🤬🤮
Grassley is correct, the History Channel is to history as Fox News is to news.
Grassley tweets were from 2012-2017.
And mtv used to show music videos!
@FlameOnTheBeat The History Channel use to be the Channel for History.. Now it just a reality show channel.. Sad..
@@terri6854…There were some from 2021.
And The Learning Channel is to actually learning...
Nailed it Jimmy....
OMG!! JIMMY YOU MADE MY DAY!! YOU ARE SO GOOD AT WHAT YOU AND YOU WRITER'S DO!!
What. They made him leave the white house. Why would they make a president that lost an election leave? It's unbelievable. 😂
That comment from him alone tells you he's crazy , evil crazy .
😂 ikr. Unheard of
My goodness ....😢 It can't be true !
America what's happening ? 😂
Does that mean we have to bring our Prime Minister Scotty back ????🤪
NOOOOOOOOOO ..... 🤯🤢🤮
@glendadowe I'll never forget the time Scotty forced a lady to shake his hand when she refused to. She was upset because of the lack of response during the bushfires.
😂😂😂😂
Kimmel's version of the "God made Trump" ad is brilliant.
The Lincoln Projects’ is even better than Kimmel’s though similar.
WORSHIP ORANGE JESUS
That's the link to the Lincoln project response video to "God made Trump" its better than Kimmel's and i like Kimmel's version, both should be aired on tv constantly
Yes, Jimmy's version and Lincoln project version should be airing on all networks 😊
Super Bowl time!
This was epic good! Such fun writings! Thank you @abc for the wonderful staff Mr Kimmel has🎉
The opening with the dog 😂😂☠️😂 I can’t
That is the first time that he admitted that he lost the election and had to leave the White House..
If he wants airtime, he should show up to the debates...
I love your version! You nailed it again.
Jimmy's writers are GREAT!
Love Jimmy Kimmel, he truly understand what a conman Trump is
Who is Trump Conning?
Kimmel is worse than Trump. And that's saying something.
@@SixSonn america
christians. @@SixSonn
I fr think these comments are fake 💀
Marge wants Hunter so bad... soooooo bad.
She should be so lucky. I doubt Hunter Biden will ever be that desperate.
For those in GA 14th who don’t know what a dik pik is. MTG got photos of Hunter Biden and entered photos of his private man parts into the Congressional Record when she showed the photos on the House floor. She supposedly got the photos thru second hand theft, not through her personal photographic skills. This post is for educational and informational purposes only.
Are you voters going to re-elect her in 2024? Or is someone going to stand up and give voters a choice. Don’t just vote, RUN for Congress GA 14th
Marje!!
Good thing Hunter knows to run when Marge opens her mouth and starts stinking-up the air
@@j.c.5749 , not so much running as taking all the camera crews out of the room so they didn't give her the attention she so desperately craves.
Chuck Grassley doesn't seem to mind them taking history out of actual History classes
😂😂. A Boring 2nd, that’s also his nickname for Eric . I wonder when Trump watches Kimmel if he secretly chuckles at these jokes. 😂. You know they’re funny as heck
Not enough coverage??? Televise the trials! Problem solved. Careful what you wish for.....
Steve Balmer said, “We want this to be the penultimate experience for fans.” Penultimate means second to last. Will the roof be caving in and killing everyone?
To be fair, Penultimate refers to next to last in a SERIES, not status. So the penultimate game of an NBA season is the 81st, with the ultimate being the 82nd. It doesn't refer to, say, being 9th of 10 in the conference. Still wrong usage.
So much for Bannon’s self-assessed intelligence.
Jimmy Kimmel is just brilliant😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
JK so very inspiringly brilliant! Thank you for exposing the bad guys!
Why didn't any of Jimmy's staff catch the fact that the Clippers owner said he wanted it to be the "penultimate" experience. Penultimate means next to last.
Thank you. Good to know that the entire world is not yet completely insane.
That’s a close second to the Lincoln Project’s “God Made Trump” ad; both are a MUST-see! 👏🏼👏🏼
That Chuck Grassley History Channel string is nuts.
That guy shouldn't be around our government.
He doesn't show up to the CNN debate and then whines that the debate is being shown at all.
I liked the guy saying that going to a Clippers game would be a penultimate experience.
Penultimate means second last.
😂😂
Exactly, lol.
@@sammyt3514 are you a fan of mine?
@HatstandTuesday
But it doesn't mean second last as in a competition or a race.
It means second last in a series. The one before the final one.
As in, second last chapter, second last prototype, second last destination, etc.
Americans... they should try a simpler language, English seems to be too hard.
Hey@Jimmy Kimmel Can you mention a serious issue here in Indiana? The state is trying to take away a program that allows parents of medically disabled children who need nursing level care to provide the care for them. There aren’t enough home nurses and there’s no way to work when your child needs medical attention 24/7. We are paid based on our child’s needs and it’s billed through insurance and paid through individual companies that provide home based care. If we lose this, we cannot work and could lose the ability to pay for the gas that gets us to and from necessary doctor appointments, therapies, and to provide housing for those kiddos. We are terrified. Please help if you can. You have a HUGE platform and you know what it’s like to worry about your child.
Thank you for bringing these issues to light.
I live in Indiana. I find that disgusting! Why do they always take away programs from the people who really need it. I'll do my part to spread the word. Best wishes!
Wow I hope you don't lose this program 😡 what is wrong with people. No doubt calling themselves Christians too
Good luck with getting help from Jimmy. He's only worried about Trump.
@@wyomingadventures 1. Don't be a jerk.
2. His staff reads these comments IF they are read it's probably random.
3. You can help by spreading the word so the state will be shamed.
4. Don't be a jerk!
Always great content. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel.👍🏽👍🏽❤👏🏽
😅lol Jimmy gives it to Trump on a nightly basis . I cant stop laughing, " throwing a nickel in the toilet is how you vote for Trump . ". Too fuuny .
How embarrassing for Steve Ballmer that he doesn’t know that “penultimate” means “second to last”
No. It is right under ultimate, meaning the next best.
Hey, if you're last, penultimate is a step up!
@@jeanneganrude8549 you can't be serious
From Google: Penultimate means “next to last.” Sometimes it is used erroneously as if it referred to something beyond ultimate, meaning “the very best,” but the prefix pen- means “almost.” Penultimate can seem like a superlative version of ultimate, but it isn't.
@@jeanneganrude8549 Better check that 😂
Hey, I'm still mad MTV doesn't show '80s videos anymore and I'm only 60.
I just realized the airplane stairs say “Liftalot”
Frozen toilet water? In the Fake House in Philadelphia (39th & Lancaster)we would regularly wake up to ice in the toilet in the winter. Our kitchen hovered just above 30 degrees in January. GOOD TIMES! 😊🥶🧑🎄
Laughed like hell especially on Donald Trump jokes😂
The dog at the beginning is hilarious
Every time I hear these cold weather jokes I'm so glad I live in Arizona. Sitting out in the warm sun listening to this till it got too hot I had to go back inside
Trump needs to truly be held accountable
I dream of that day
Lets see Trump gave us prosperity, border control and fair trade treaties. If we hold him accountable we would owe him billions
@andrewpinkham9904 😂 too funny. Thanks for the laugh! The only billions made were by Jared, Ivanka and Trump!
Trump must be held accountable for being anti war and supporting free speech!
He should be in prison
My dog got a bit concerned about that intro audio...priceless!!!
Seems like Congress has turned into an assisted living facility.
Nothing more classic than a Ba Ba Booie reference. Perfect monologue.
They need to air the Lincoln groups ad more; that thing was a great counter to that BS ad dump did lol.
It's time for our justice department and those who really loves our constitution rule of law to come together and stand up to those who are trying to overthrow our government
Have you figured out who that is yet it's trying to overthrow our government?
The orcas did that!
I'm with Chuck on the History Channel.
Gotta say Chuck, you're right about the history channel. We need to respect the stories our elders can tell us. Keep us the good work.
We need term limits (presidents have them, so every office should) & age limits. Chuck grassley 91, still in office AND wants to run again at 95. That’s unacceptable. 🤦🏻♀️ you shouldn’t be in office while you have a foot in the grave. That goes for Congress & President.
😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
Wow, I never imagined that I would agree with Grassley. More history, history is cool! Btw, some history of the 1930s and the rise of fascism would be really helpful right now. Lots of people in the GOP didn't pay attention to those lessons in social studies class? Vote carefully everyone. 🗽💙🌊🗽
Poop in pants limits, too. That would keep Trump out.
That goes particularly for Supreme Court judges. A lifetime appointment? What a clown show!!!
Not age. Competence and character. Experience can help. Service counts. Age is not defining factor. Cut out campaign contributions. Don’t re-elect clowns who don’t do their jobs and disrespect their oath to the Constitution of the 🇺🇸
Now we know how to hurt him the most: The day when no-one will ever talk about him anymore.
That's not going to happen for hundreds of years. We found a way to keep him alive a very very long time to keep him as our president for like 700 years. It's a secret and you're not allowed to know.
Can we start ignoring Trump tomorrow @ 12::00 a.m. please!
@@averydunfort1942 sure. If you can. You should give it a shot. But don't expect everyone to. This must be a nightmare for you. How could he get this far? How is he even an option? Why is he not in prison yet? What kind of person would vote for him again? Yea I know. Hey have a nice day.
that steve ballmer piece seemed more like a Bill Murray returns to SNL skit😂
Man I love that CDC skit you did😂😂😂😂😂
Kimmel's version is as good if not better than the Lincoln Project's.
Agree, and we must all vote for BIDEN in November. The 2024 elections are about preserving American democracy (Biden) or the end of our democracy (Trump).
I loved the dog clip at the beginning of the show. I know a lot of people who would pay to know how they trained their dog to do that!
Male Cats are more likely to learn to do something like that themselves if nobody's watching.
Cats can be trained to do it because unlike doges that love the smells of other dogs as if it is some kind of Doggy goggy porn to them, cats absolutely hate any of their own odors. I am sure you can find lots of TH-cam videos on how to get your cats to use the toilet. No kidding!
They glued the dog to the toilet seat and added sound effects. I hope you enjoyed it.
I live in Toronto. Cats are often Awesome but I adore any Dog big or small. They adore us too unless they sense something wrong about "That one", Hmm .. I think they smell fear, Cats don't mind us much but find people rather boring and would rather take a nap.. Dogs dream of us and dream of walking on two legs!@@tdcanadaandusa
I very much doubt if any dog, even a Border Collie, would ever wish to soil a family toilet if He/She Doggie. ever expects to be taken out on a friendly lease again walking a pet, Human 'round the block..
They know a Humans dirty look of disappointment as ugly to them as trumps mug shot.
It is impossible to know if cats or Dogs are more intelligent than the other..
Absolutely never underestimate an animal's Intelligence and Awareness. They were here LONG before Humans. Ask a Crow.
So. thank you very much for your reply. I hate to see the follow up where the 10 year old has to go, NOW!
Billy, can you hold it? We have to get Scruffy off this thing! Go use the back Yard.@@tdcanadaandusa
"Work all day"??? He went to the golf course more than ever!
Think I spewed my beer through my nose over that intro w/ the dog. I love juvenile humor.
Someone needs to show Chuck Grassley youtube
That cdc bit was pure gold!
Please do more Drunk Donald😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Wow that crowd monitoring thing would GUARANTEE I never go to a game there...
Grassley’s rants have been going on for 12 years !
He is kinda right tho, I used to watch History Channel a lot, but their programing went to a.k.a. "reality tv: so I lost interest and only tuned in if there was anything to do with actual history
Why do his constituents continue to re-elect Grassley? Are there no other candidates for the office?
@@phyllismills6367Havent watched them in years. I'm into PBS and BBC (British Broadcasting Corp.) Documentaries. I find these on TH-cam. Cant even look at History Channel now.👍
They didn't just swipe Paul Harvey's voice, they swiped his story 'God Made a Farmer' too.
That Cold Open was hilarious!
Grassley is one of the ones covid missed regretfully
Lock him up