Donald Trump & Marjorie Taylor Greene Push Conspiracies in Wake of Attacks on Israel

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  • Today is October Prime Day and there are deals on must-have items, President Biden spent much of yesterday being interviewed as part of the special counsel’s investigation into classified documents, Trump is on full ALL-CAPS alert about the Israel conflict and it is increasingly clear he has no connection to reality, Marjorie Taylor Greene is out pushing conspiracies as well, our MyPillow pal Mike Lindell seems pretty ok with us talking about him on the show, Congressman George Santos is in deep legal trouble, the state of California became the first to ban four potentially harmful chemicals that are found in processed foods, our friends in Oklahoma City have an increasingly large problem on their hands, and one of our writers, Louis Virtel, names the five gayest animals in the newest edition of “Virtel It Like It Is.”
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  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1261

    The party that screamed “Jews will not replace us!” suddenly pretends to care about Israel. Give me a break 😆

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

      Yeah, you might start to think they're maybe just a little dishonest about some of this stuff. A little.

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Something tells me those ultraconservative "Christian" nationalist Republicans only insist on protecting the state of Israel as part of their weird end-times theology (a prerequisite for the Second Coming of Christ, even if some of them already consider Trump to be _that_ "Second Coming").

    • @christopherfanelli8821
      @christopherfanelli8821 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      Well didn’t trump call them very fine people or something as equally horrible?

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      I know, right?!

    • @rockhaven4435
      @rockhaven4435 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Weird isn't it? They also like to proudly call themselves "The Party of Lincoln", but they have no problem defending confederate monuments, and also waving confederate flags at their events. And they don't even see the contradiction and the hypocrisy there... since the Confederates were the sworn enemies of Lincoln to the very end. 🤔

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

    Trump and mtg are awful as per usual

    • @vancouverviking4652
      @vancouverviking4652 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The border is wide open.
      Wake up

    • @fijimermaidfadeto8
      @fijimermaidfadeto8 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😞 Sad, because it's true. Looking forward to a rearview image of those two. MMMM, Buh Bye!!! What was that? Hit something? NOOOO! Nothing to see but blue sky's and an open road. sing 🎤 🎶 I think I'm gonna sing about it! 🎼

  • @The_Reckoning_Is_Here
    @The_Reckoning_Is_Here 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

    I look forward to these monologues every morning… you literally have to laugh in order to not cry about the cluster f*ck we are in 😂

    • @isybee
      @isybee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I hear you; it is so entertaining.

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      If you like, clusterfrack is a pg version of the finest descriptive adjective you know. Fracking and f_cking are both verbs, but one is drilling a hole and pumping it full of liquid, nothing at all like the other, but seems to work.

    • @user-fu5ok8oi2k
      @user-fu5ok8oi2k 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@dthomas9230ummmmmm…ok🤨

    • @Seansmithish
      @Seansmithish 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is literal propoganda... lol

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +265

    As a chemist and sweets enthusiast from Germany, I am shocked, nauseated and disgusted that all those chemicals were actually legal in the USA until now.

    • @intelligencia-co2fu
      @intelligencia-co2fu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Agree 💯. 🇳🇱

    • @paulbaker847
      @paulbaker847 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      They still are legal. Jimmy is talking about one state. And the chemicals won't actually be banned for another 2 years, in one state. No, it's still legal for food manufacturers to poison their customers in the good ol' USA. Because of money and corruption in government. Bon appetit.

    • @everythingiseverything9920
      @everythingiseverything9920 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      @@trevorD1156 Did you hug your guns this morning?

    • @kcjd8659
      @kcjd8659 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@paulbaker847because “freedom.” 😑

    • @robertkennedy8503
      @robertkennedy8503 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@trevorD1156 That includes the right to be stupid? You seem to be abusing it.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +552

    “I kept Israel safe.” From the same dork who moved the US embassy to Jerusalem and stoked even more unrest.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      Has he said yet that he could solve it in 24 hours?

    • @LaDemocrazia
      @LaDemocrazia 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      ​@@sheilaboston7051
      And he had four years to stop the war in Ukraine...

    • @change691
      @change691 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      @@LaDemocrazia I believe that started in February, 2021. I think he said he can only stop it as president. Just a last ditch effort for votes, he really couldn't care less about Ukraine or Russia.

    • @flangekiwi
      @flangekiwi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@change691remember that 1st impeachment? Wasn't it tied to Ukraine and Donnie trying to extort them?

    • @recole374
      @recole374 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Exactly

  • @blainemartin1397
    @blainemartin1397 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    “Dump” and “Gangrene”. The 2 people I absolutely want to go away forever and never hear from again!

  • @tanyabailey7651
    @tanyabailey7651 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    It’s been almost two weeks and I’m still so happy late night television is back! Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert make me laugh and lift my spirits.

    • @Seansmithish
      @Seansmithish 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That breaks my heart for you... you need some good in your life.

    • @connie9492
      @connie9492 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ABSOLUTELY 💯 %! GIVES ME HOPE THE ORANGE MENACE MAY NOT TAKE OVER WHITE HOUSE AGAIN!

  • @jackspring7709
    @jackspring7709 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Using a massacre to score domestic political points. That's pretty low.

  • @johnrose2348
    @johnrose2348 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +228

    Marjorie Greene is definitely from another planet and totally INSANE. Where do these people come from? You just cannot make up what these people say!

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What's totally insane is how many millions , of apparently functioning adults , believe all the insane , conspiracy theories ! Terrifying !

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      We’re already invaded by aliens! (Gop)!

    • @anitavisram8346
      @anitavisram8346 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What about the NUTS that voted her into Congress? 2 times!!!

    • @zazaranger5
      @zazaranger5 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Margarine Taters N’ Greens

    • @sherrycw3102
      @sherrycw3102 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Moscow Marg

  • @aylbdrmadison1051
    @aylbdrmadison1051 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Narcissists always make everything all about themselves.

  • @NiceDonkey3417
    @NiceDonkey3417 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    The sheer disrespect that man had interviewing Mike was gold in and of itself. He asked a question and without waiting started playing on his phone.

  • @ookpic933
    @ookpic933 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    Man! It is SO good to have Jimmy back on air!

  • @donaldrothenstein749
    @donaldrothenstein749 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +175

    Some people just can't pass up an opportunity to demonstrate how deplorable they are.

    • @ryanhough
      @ryanhough 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Accurate

    • @cindyschneider4728
      @cindyschneider4728 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@joeblow1959Cope harder.

    • @sallybrown4947
      @sallybrown4947 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean Hillary Clinton right!

    • @michaeldpa1333
      @michaeldpa1333 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Republicans?

  • @leysin456
    @leysin456 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Strap on your kevlar McRib Rambo and get over there. I mean, those writers deserved everything they got!!

  • @sharonneal8643
    @sharonneal8643 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Glad to see Jimmy Kimmel back in true form. We missed you Jimmy. Glad you're back and roasting Trump and MTG!!!! Love it ❤

    • @schmeesmclaren1570
      @schmeesmclaren1570 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Jimmy's a pado bro, smarten up. Gross

    • @user-kx6vk3nj9u
      @user-kx6vk3nj9u 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because the country under Biden and the Democrats is doing so well. Crappy economy and millions of illegal immigrants entering the country monthly.

  • @Dangdrangus
    @Dangdrangus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    MTG”our country has been invaded by people from over 160 countries” yes Marjorie, that’s how America was formed.

    • @Darkness5423
      @Darkness5423 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Well to be fair, it's hard to remember history and all those kinds of things. i mean her idol even said the US beat Great Britain for independence by taking and holding the Boston Airport, and how we already experienced one World War, soon World War 2 might begin.

    • @andreak334
      @andreak334 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I thought Canada has already invaded the American entertainment industry.

    • @davidlay3704
      @davidlay3704 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What wrong with you people

    • @Dangdrangus
      @Dangdrangus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@davidlay3704 “Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?”

    • @itsalllies1955
      @itsalllies1955 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yup and they all came here legally there's a difference

  • @BNA_Est.1988
    @BNA_Est.1988 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    I swear Marjorie looks like she bites ppl

    • @ray.shoesmith
      @ray.shoesmith 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Rabies alert

    • @Slopmaster
      @Slopmaster 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Looks like? 😂

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Marjoroid?

    • @dsddala467
      @dsddala467 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yes, she has horse teeth and horses are known to bite. LOL

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

    “I kept Israel safe” claims the bozo who said the Taliban were geniuses 😆

    • @MKR5210
      @MKR5210 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Admittedly all he had on his side in negotiations with the Taliban was Pompeo 🤷

    • @doh4828
      @doh4828 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He moved the embassy to Jerusalem, which put Israel in even more jeopardy than it already was; He was to let Jared Kushner devise a peace plan for the region; He attacked Iran on several occasions and terminated the nuclear development treaty that provided control over Iranian nuclear facilities . Trump is a serial arsonist witnessing the flames with a jerrycan in his hand, while pointing at the guy next to him, claiming ‘he did it!’

    • @edmc2912
      @edmc2912 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And Trump released 3,000 Taliban prisoners right as he reduced OUR troop count there to 2,500. MAGA GENIUS BOZO

    • @anitavisram8346
      @anitavisram8346 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      To Trumps standards they equal him in that department!

    • @garcia4835
      @garcia4835 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And set 5000 Taliban free

  • @Tango246
    @Tango246 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Keep those writers happy!! I love watching your monologue in the morning brightens my day. Killing it as always Jimmy, good stuff.

  • @waskele.wabbit717
    @waskele.wabbit717 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    So how many indictments away is Santos from becoming a legitimate Republican presidential candidate?

  • @sakarakit5835
    @sakarakit5835 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    Treason should be punished accordingly

    • @michelles2785
      @michelles2785 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Be careful what you wish for 😂😂

    • @pathudnall
      @pathudnall 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Use the short drop.

    • @garcia4835
      @garcia4835 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yep trump needs to be held accountable

    • @anonymouslee8287
      @anonymouslee8287 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@garcia4835Big time treacher!!!..

  • @charisahoman2082
    @charisahoman2082 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +183

    Your proposal of putting tangerine scream into a mock presidency psych ward is brilliant, and I almost spit out my Margherita! 😂 But please just film it and only show it back yo him, so nobody else has to be subjected to him. 😅

    • @capatanibrah
      @capatanibrah 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Your comment tells us everything about you as a person, good job!

    • @mojo500100
      @mojo500100 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      4:15 An excellent idea. Somebody should be compassionate enough to give the man the professional treatment that he clearly needs.

    • @user-uh6yr4te2i
      @user-uh6yr4te2i 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@capatanibrahcope! Trump lost bigly

    • @k.ferguson2982
      @k.ferguson2982 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@mojo500100 So appropriate. I hit 4:15 for another look and up first, popped an ad to rent a dumpster. 😂

  • @nancycrowe9063
    @nancycrowe9063 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Give it to him Jimmy love your show HE had the worst education because he NEVER learned anything he’s the one who caused all this trouble vote blue💙💙💙💙💙

  • @HEARTS-OF-SPACE
    @HEARTS-OF-SPACE 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Oh, my god... The raisins bit is so accurate. Biting into a cookie that you assumed was chocolate chip, and experiencing the awkward, slimy texture and fermented, offensive flavor of a rotten piece of fruit is just the worst...

  • @laurie113
    @laurie113 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    Maybe trump should have been in Israel if he was so worried. Could he find Israel on a map? I doubt it! He’s such a jerk

    • @seang7309
      @seang7309 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Toughen up

    • @suesue7958
      @suesue7958 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Exactly you said it he can't find Israel on a map because it's not Israel it's Palestine,and it will always be Palestine.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      His first overseas trip was to Saudi Arabia. After that he went to Israel and on arrival told everybody that he'd just "flown in from the Middle East."

    • @Elvisbackpack
      @Elvisbackpack 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He may not be able to find it on a map, but he could draw it on one.

    • @Robert-dx7rj
      @Robert-dx7rj 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Trump is a jerk, got it. What is joe biden?

  • @buddlebj
    @buddlebj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    Oh Jimmy, thank god you're back, we almost died.Never, never, never leave us like that again!

    • @christopherhuff3123
      @christopherhuff3123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He's killing it in that suit! Looks amazing.

    • @Jan-zv7ze
      @Jan-zv7ze 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know! That is my favorite Jimmy suit so far, sooo pretty.@@christopherhuff3123

    • @davisabraham3134
      @davisabraham3134 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@christopherhuff3123you actin like npc

    • @marklaviolette6474
      @marklaviolette6474 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your serious?

  • @tinomccormick21o
    @tinomccormick21o 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Nice content. I've always felt compelled to pursue the greatest interests of mankind, to wit. A way to be influential, powerful and protected. always felt the need to be recognized wherever i go, not because i am proud or clamorous but because of who i am and what i represent. The inner me is gasping to find out more knowledge about the human race and about the things that not everyone is destined to know. I wish to blossom into the enlightenment that our forebears wanted so desperately for us to gain.

    • @Margart526
      @Margart526 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      well i think your feeling is kinda understandable, it's really just you being human. If you really seek enlightenment you can achieve that and so much more by joining the Illuminatus Brotherhood. I know it sounds mythical, but there are a lot of ways you can actually get in

    • @tinomccormick21o
      @tinomccormick21o 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      oh really? is it even possible to become a member? i always thought it's meant for certain people in the upper class.

    • @Margart526
      @Margart526 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yeah that's intentional, i mean that's what they actually want you to think. if you need to get more illuminated on the subject, look up Anthony Rogers Szymon. Will help you get more clarity and answers.

    • @tinomccormick21o
      @tinomccormick21o 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's great. Thanks so much for the reference, I just looked him up and left him a message already.

  • @stone1andonly
    @stone1andonly 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Louis Virtel needs his own show.

  • @blargy7283
    @blargy7283 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    "I didn't do anything wrong". Almost 100 felony counts and he still is trying to play the same play out of the same playbook that only has one play.

    • @cherrydeleon9646
      @cherrydeleon9646 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I 👍 🙆‍♂️ 💯

    • @buddygibbs3406
      @buddygibbs3406 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fear not! Crooked Joe is about to hit the felony jackpot! Grand Slam!

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    I am not tired of insurrection Don losing his mind.

    • @Elvisbackpack
      @Elvisbackpack 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Making the big assumption that he had one.

  • @TheGholiday
    @TheGholiday 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Holy crap. I was only talking to somebody yesterday about the scientific research of over 1500 different species engaging in same sex relations. 😂

  • @edvh88
    @edvh88 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I’m just here to show some love for raisins, aka old grapes 😂💜😂

  • @k.ferguson2982
    @k.ferguson2982 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Just to clarify, "Large World" is where Dumpy buys his diapers.

  • @markprinsloo4258
    @markprinsloo4258 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +662

    Imagine Trump talking about how uneducated America is and he refers to the "large" world. Guilty by his own admission!

    • @smokeyfrog210
      @smokeyfrog210 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      The dude said himself he hasn't changed since the 4th grade mentally and has been the same child for 70 years.

    • @lhoward9593
      @lhoward9593 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      The former leader of the "free world." 😮

    • @maolcogi
      @maolcogi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@lhoward9593 It's crazy people actually thought he was leading us. How could anyone take that guy seriously enough for him to be in charge?

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lhoward9593 IKR? : Capitalism is a multi-class hierarchical system of wealth distribution that massively favors the slightest whims of the wealthy elite Capitalist over the very lives of the worker. It's also caused a man-made climate disaster and is leading us towards our own species extinction. It's clearly death a cult.

    • @johnstaybank7072
      @johnstaybank7072 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      He has the best words !😂😂

  • @tjh4115
    @tjh4115 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My mom always fed us "instant energy" otherwise known as raisins. I LOVED them.

  • @alisonsmith1137
    @alisonsmith1137 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As someone who hates raisins (thanks Mom) that was hilarious!!!

  • @mrsgarcia2561
    @mrsgarcia2561 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    Welcome back Jimmy, I've missed you!! McRib Rambo made me spit my water out! 👏🏽🤣👏🏽🤣

  • @carolinemaybe
    @carolinemaybe 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    At this rate they should just build a wing for corrupt politicians. It would fill up fast.

    • @monmixer
      @monmixer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They already have two of them. Called the senate and the house of representatives.

  • @glencampbell6909
    @glencampbell6909 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Poor Marjorie trying everything to get popular and only going down with trump

  • @Erin-Thor
    @Erin-Thor 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “How much fun would it be if Trump and Santos ended up sharing a cell⁉️” LMAO! 🤣👍🏼🥰 Epic! ❤

  • @gilbertbees6941
    @gilbertbees6941 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Marjorie toylet green grand parents were probably not Native American because she doesn’t look like one she has no right to talk about immigrants

    • @MKR5210
      @MKR5210 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      But they were brother and sister 😳

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Even us “natives” migrated here from Asia.

    • @noxnext
      @noxnext 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@MKR5210
      😂😂🤣👍

    • @randy7003
      @randy7003 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I think her parents immigrated from URANUS! 😂😂😂😂!

    • @brownwulf777bc8
      @brownwulf777bc8 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      MTG is actually Dog the bounty hunter in disguise

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show, on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊😉❤️👍

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I agree! I love this show!

    • @captain_context9991
      @captain_context9991 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You gotto be joking. The guy has all the charm, wit, and charisma of a wet sock.

    • @shondrawhite9317
      @shondrawhite9317 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@captain_context9991then why the heck are you here? Sad moppit

    • @visariosorino8034
      @visariosorino8034 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lillyanderson3623 😊👋👍

    • @captain_context9991
      @captain_context9991 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@shondrawhite9317
      Yeah because I have to LOVE everything I come across on the net, right.

  • @reignfire85
    @reignfire85 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I feel sorry for all the families that lost pets to that snake

  • @melissahensley7198
    @melissahensley7198 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    We missed your show, Jimmy🥰thank you for ALL the laughs!!!

  • @jeremywilson2875
    @jeremywilson2875 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    There are two things that are being cited as leading to Israeli vulnerability. 1) large numbers of troops were moved from the Gaza area to the West Bank to protect the illegal settlements, and 2) Netanyahu dedicated a lot of resources to counter Israelis trying to counter his assault on the nation's independent judiciary and Democracy. Trump encouraged Netanyahu's settlement expansion (going against all previous peace plan proposals) and supported his move towards fascism. Trump policies/statements directly led to make Israel vulnerable to a Hamas attack.

    • @Darkness5423
      @Darkness5423 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Don't forget trump also helped by sharing Israeli classified intelligence documents with two russian ambassadors like 4 months after he took office, who then gave their report to putin who is close friends with iran. Then he moved the US embassy to Jerusalem which stoked them even more... But even after he ticked off netanyahu by giving that intelligence away, somehow he's apparently best friends with netanyahu? trump does alot of mental gymnastics for having a severely broken hamster wheel.

  • @engageddigitalmarketing
    @engageddigitalmarketing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I like the idea of the mock Oval Office. There's plenty of space down at Gitmo, and it's so close to where he lives now.

  • @dp9200
    @dp9200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    OMG! Thank you Molly, Jimmy, Guillermo and all for such great orange Julius fodder! I love it! Glad you're back.🎉

  • @tystkanin9996
    @tystkanin9996 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Wuzzles was also a short lived television series in the 80's where all the animals were half one animal and half another. It had characters like Bumblelion, Rhinokey, and Eleroo.

  • @saved_one
    @saved_one 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +183

    love the idea of a little oval office in an institution....make it happen!

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Just make sure to put a couple web cams in there

    • @tx_gal6518
      @tx_gal6518 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Ok, maybe, depending on the type of institution.

    • @kendrabryant4738
      @kendrabryant4738 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Me too!!

    • @MH-nz4mv
      @MH-nz4mv 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Arkham Asylum

    • @jenawagner6475
      @jenawagner6475 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I AGREE! 🤣😆🤪

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +250

    Me: Hey Donald. What do you think about Hamas attacking Israel?
    Trump: There are fine people on both sides.

    • @busoptr
      @busoptr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Trump’s answer: “If I was still President I would send Hannibal Lecter over there and it will be over in 24 hours. Believe me…”

    • @aftersexhighfives
      @aftersexhighfives 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@busoptr😂😂facts also does he not know that's an actor??

    • @whathappendnext5887
      @whathappendnext5887 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey Donald, what do you think of the IDF razing whole neighborhoods and killing women and children?
      Trump: there are fine people on both sides

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@aftersexhighfivesPretty sure he thinks that's Hopkins' real name.

    • @DR.Poncho-dx4zr
      @DR.Poncho-dx4zr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@busoptrLmao nice one, made me choke laughing while reading it.

  • @lutherbrenek2888
    @lutherbrenek2888 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    OMG! Kimmel is going to be hearing about this through the Grape Vine. If Kimmel and Lindell can make up through diplomacy, then there is hope for the world.

  • @ong9998
    @ong9998 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thank you so much for the laughs!!!

  • @winkieblink7625
    @winkieblink7625 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    It’s got to be his best…..”Large world. The world people know about.” The intellect of a flea.

    • @Shihai6
      @Shihai6 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      "Big water, Ocean water" is also simply genius from someone who is very stable.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Pretty much up there with "water being wet."

    • @feliciar.8838
      @feliciar.8838 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JohnYoung-js1bl
      @JohnYoung-js1bl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He's got a "degree" from Wharton. Get his records under threat of lawsuit.

    • @AA-kf7uf
      @AA-kf7uf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      and rake up the leaves to eliminate forest fires.......

  • @pearl_kill
    @pearl_kill 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    My favorite part about he presidential records act. is that it means the opposite of what Trump thinks it means. and he just keep digging and digging and digging his MAGA burial hole

    • @michelewarnecke4535
      @michelewarnecke4535 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Right?? But he knows his MAGA cult won’t bother with educating themselves by reading it. He lives the poorly educated.

    • @michellewhatshername5577
      @michellewhatshername5577 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      With Trump it’s like every day is Opposite Day

    • @anitavisram8346
      @anitavisram8346 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yep. But how many Americans support his crap?

    • @pearl_kill
      @pearl_kill 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@anitavisram8346 too many. But not the majority. They are few but loud AF

  • @JC-nt3qt
    @JC-nt3qt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Welcome back, Jimmy. Thank you for coming back. I love your show..

  • @Lichan11
    @Lichan11 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Jimmy, I can't tell you how GLAD I am that you are BACK!!

  • @scottspy
    @scottspy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    Trump -- "The large world, the world we know about" Seriously, WTF?

    • @di4se
      @di4se 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Be sure the large world knows about your large ex president.

    • @_w_h_y
      @_w_h_y 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      to be literally as generous as possible, maybe he meant "the known world" or "among large countries," and then he's talking about everywhere except places like north korea and remote islands that we don't know much about? idk

    • @chriswalkenspal
      @chriswalkenspal 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I believe he was trying to say, "the known world" which is a phrase I've heard a number of times. His brain couldn't quite get there.

    • @user-uh6yr4te2i
      @user-uh6yr4te2i 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@di4sethey know

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      We need to add that to the book(s) that are inevitably being written to catalog T***p’s verbal screwups. T’will be 10 vols, each about 1000p.

  • @engageddigitalmarketing
    @engageddigitalmarketing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    Trump is solid proof of the education comment, isn't he?

    • @Sol-y-Mar-57
      @Sol-y-Mar-57 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Well, his Trump university was a scam and he was sued. He had to pay millions back. Trump, flunked 😂.

    • @in8187
      @in8187 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's all part of the plan for the NWO. Wake up before it's too late and put your faith in JOHN 3:16

    • @garylovelace711
      @garylovelace711 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      When you pay everyone to do your homework for you. This is the result..

  • @Melissandrel
    @Melissandrel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Virtel is great as usual!

  • @deborahlandau3275
    @deborahlandau3275 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great show. Welcome back. You give us giggles during times of great stress.Thx

  • @rhonda-kr5wo
    @rhonda-kr5wo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    Jimmy Kimmel, I’m so glad your back! You give me my daily dose of laughter! Thank you!!

  • @ericw1355
    @ericw1355 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    its funny how if you ask trump, he built the whole wall when he was pres...but in the next minute he says that millions of people are coming thru southern border...so either he didnt build the wall or the wall that he built is ineffective?

    • @MKR5210
      @MKR5210 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      There is virtually nothing that Trump and the Republicans complain about that is not covered by that dichotomy...

    • @charlesstockford6003
      @charlesstockford6003 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And now that Biden is adding to the wall that's a bad thing. You can't make a Republican happy ever. As my Dad would say Damned if you do and damned if you don't.

    • @lala-mv2zy
      @lala-mv2zy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Both

    • @GaZonk100
      @GaZonk100 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      why are they coming through no? after almost as long as Trump's term...in their millions

    • @charlesstockford6003
      @charlesstockford6003 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@GaZonk100 millions?

  • @bobwilkins680
    @bobwilkins680 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    So goooood to see Mr. Kimmel back on live TV. At least his great sense of humour can break our concentration from the mass of morons invading our airways with their idiotic crap! Thanks Jimmy!

  • @michaelsmith3921
    @michaelsmith3921 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jimmy, bacon double standard pure genius and the MagaLorian oh my God I’m laughing out loud

  • @sheilamustain2390
    @sheilamustain2390 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I think that oval office simulation is a brilliant idea!!

  • @DaemonTargaryen13
    @DaemonTargaryen13 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    😂😂 I missed your late night shows so much

  • @jimmieprice709
    @jimmieprice709 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Trump: ‘I love the poorly educated

    • @schmeesmclaren1570
      @schmeesmclaren1570 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At least he doesn't love children, Pado Kimmel

  • @ArguZ72
    @ArguZ72 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Some call it invading America...others call it Columbus Day

  • @SuperUbuntudude
    @SuperUbuntudude 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    That made me think of the screaming that was going through Trump's head when he was going to have to testify in the Michael Cohen case.

  • @CubicIronPyrite
    @CubicIronPyrite 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

    A Trump inserted "Truman Show" would still be cheaper than what he cost the country with his golf trips and Secret Service protection of his visits to his own properties.

    • @bradschoenwald3467
      @bradschoenwald3467 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Have you seen the cost Biden has for his trips to his properties? Reports are stating his costs are more than any other president.

    • @MelissaM69
      @MelissaM69 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Really the man never took a pay check for being the president . What has Biden cost us? I will tell you billions and billons of dollars to Ukraine for what? He also gave money to the Hamas that is how they got the money for this war. Look it up.

  • @richardvickrey4786
    @richardvickrey4786 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Fagulous episode! Keep 'em coming. 💙

  • @solarczyk49
    @solarczyk49 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    7:21 Jimmy, you can make me laugh until I cry 😂. You run the program professionally and meet fans' expectations. Thank you ❣️

  • @ljohnson1908
    @ljohnson1908 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Raccoons are freaking terrifying, so I get it dude.

    • @lisaortiz635
      @lisaortiz635 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      😂 raccoon phobia is real…🦝🦝🦝… 3 busted into my house through the dog door one time…they are IRL mean & dirty af…

    • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
      @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You have to show them who's boss. Animals are like humans: they can easily detect fear, and exploit it. At the end of the day, it's a racoon. If worse comes to worst, you can kick the damn thing in the ribs or throw a rock at it.

    • @sammcturk8898
      @sammcturk8898 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I live in 🇨🇦 we have lots of critters as for the racoons I leave peanut butter sandwiches and a bowl of water on the picnic table for them every night they love it and are so cute to watch .

    • @debrahelmlinger6256
      @debrahelmlinger6256 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, look at the Raccoon Whisperer in Nova Scotia, they feed up to 30 a night🦝🐾🐾🐾🐾🦝

  • @kunalmatange
    @kunalmatange 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    I think Marjorie and Trump are so spoiled.

  • @los1967
    @los1967 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nice to have you back!!

  • @markwalter1050
    @markwalter1050 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jimmy Kimmel! Glad to have you back!

  • @dracoargentum9783
    @dracoargentum9783 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    4:38 I have been saying this for years now; it is EXACTLY what he did with his own father. [set him up in a fake office to pretend he still ran the company]

  • @stephanieolds7608
    @stephanieolds7608 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I was in LA in March be4 the strike! I wish I had listened to my brother and came to your show 😪 I'm so glad you're back, Jimmy 😂

  • @daletalkington9743
    @daletalkington9743 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Welcome back Jimmy keep up the good work.

  • @silvermandavid
    @silvermandavid 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My dear Flora. You are going through a lot, an awful lot, both mentally and physically. It sounds like you are doing everything right. Stay the course. We are with you. You can get to the finish line.

  • @wayneshanklin5864
    @wayneshanklin5864 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    DT and MTG are like student loans, they are not that easy to get rid of.

  • @robtyrrell6832
    @robtyrrell6832 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    You gotta love the fact that Der Pumpkinfuhrer watches Jimmy every night and secretly gets furious.

    • @tnt01
      @tnt01 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      100%😂

  • @pumathewsp737
    @pumathewsp737 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Writers are back with vengeance😂😂😂absolutely hilarious content

  • @Axolotl_Mischief
    @Axolotl_Mischief 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    I hope I live long enough to exist in a world where Trump & MTG do not.

    • @paulstatz5188
      @paulstatz5188 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hemp ain't just for making CBD

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@straightopoint care to give that one another try, Corky? lmfao

    • @in8187
      @in8187 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's all part of the plan for the NWO. Wake up before it's too late and put your faith in JOHN 3:16

  • @i_luv_hecklefish
    @i_luv_hecklefish 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    Jimmy, you've come along away. This coming from the My Pillow Guy, must be such an honor. 😂

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      🤣

    • @Abraham_accord_coin_Trump_Elon
      @Abraham_accord_coin_Trump_Elon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      .Abraham accord coin

    • @JohnSmith-pg9ns
      @JohnSmith-pg9ns 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I feel sorry for Mike

    • @rooharris9099
      @rooharris9099 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@JohnSmith-pg9ns me too, I think he's mentally ill. look at his eyes, always the feverish look.

  • @Tony92851
    @Tony92851 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    There is no low they won't stoop to, you can smell Trump's desperation from over here in the UK

    • @mikestephens5200
      @mikestephens5200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Correct! Greetings from the middle of America!

    • @davidatkinson5858
      @davidatkinson5858 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's funny because I'm in the UK and the desperation that I smell is from the ones scrambling to find a way out of running against him in a free and fair democratic election..you must enjoy your energy bills and mortgage payments being tripled to pay the Biden crime syndicate that ten percent eh 👍I bet you were cheering when he boasted about fing over his so called closest "allies" live on tv eh 👍🙄

  • @peggycolbert8650
    @peggycolbert8650 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Welcome back Jimmy! I’ve missed your regular roasting of the enormous orange one😂

  • @bakersdirtydozen
    @bakersdirtydozen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Marjorie is to politics as Westboro is to Religion.

  • @Strange_Shadow214
    @Strange_Shadow214 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    OMG the racoon! 🤣🤣🤣
    I caught one in a cage like that, it was so big it couldn't even turn around in the cage! It was like a mini bear wanting to eat me! 😂 I used a bungee cord to open the cage with broom in my other hand 😂.

    • @laurie113
      @laurie113 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I totally understand, and what they can do to Garage cans is beyond belief!

    • @ray.shoesmith
      @ray.shoesmith 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Laughs in Australian 😂

    • @lindaemmons1025
      @lindaemmons1025 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Racoons are not afraid of brooms. I tried that, I had to go in the house and let him have my back yard 😢

    • @Strange_Shadow214
      @Strange_Shadow214 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lindaemmons1025 🤣🤣😂

    • @margaretmac50
      @margaretmac50 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jdice6868
    @jdice6868 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    That wasn't Trump in a dress. It was Trump in a mumu.

  • @floridagirl4407
    @floridagirl4407 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Giraffe's... so true! The last time we were at the zoo, two males started going at it right in front of everyone! Lol
    The keeper was mortified, as he is trying to explain that it is completely natural and normal for them. But let me tell you something, same sex or not, watching a creature that huge, and so close to you, doing that... is a once in a lifetime education you will never forget!! Lol

  • @Lizzypatt
    @Lizzypatt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So good to see your program Jimmy

  • @jannetteberends8730
    @jannetteberends8730 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Mike Lindell likes Jimmy, and that love keeps shining through his madness. And I understand, Jimmy is my favourite morning show.
    Love from The Netherlands

    • @mikestephens5200
      @mikestephens5200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Greetings from the middle of America!

  • @barrybrodin7085
    @barrybrodin7085 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "The large world, the world that people know about"!-Trump😂😂😂😂

  • @grantgilbert2822
    @grantgilbert2822 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks Virtel! Now I want a shirt that says “Dolphins- The Twinks of the Sea”

  • @jimmieprice709
    @jimmieprice709 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Goofy Green, Dimwit Don the Con and the maggot movement is comedy gold.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +281

    “Liberal Jews are destroying America”
    - Donald Trump, lover and protecter of Israel 😆

    • @Eddy41020
      @Eddy41020 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      obviously you dunno what a liberal jew is

    • @mr.lostmychill8249
      @mr.lostmychill8249 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@Eddy41020 there are "liberal jews who may not agree with the right wing Israel may also be getting slaughtered

    • @lottasunshine1325
      @lottasunshine1325 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Trump doesn't love anyone or anything if it doesn't make him more money or more powerful. He's a narcissist and a sociopath. By the way, being Jewish in America has nothing to do with Zionism. Of course I hope Hamas is destroyed, but I'm Jewish and have a lot of compassion for the Palestinians in Gaza who are caught in the middle of these conflicts. Also, a lot of people who live in Israel want peace and think Netanyahu is a war hawk.

    • @Delta-nl7pi
      @Delta-nl7pi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      And sure lets side with Sharia instead 🤣

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@Eddy41020 Liberal is what Conservatives don't like. It's simple and not quantum mechanics.

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    😄Sneaking waffles, kielbasa, maple syrup and tacos in!! Yikes, run for cover!🙃

  • @longlivedemocracy756
    @longlivedemocracy756 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Did Jimmy talk about his Aunt Chippy being on the golden bachelor show and sleeping thru the rose ceremony? That was hilarious.😂

  • @ericdickerson7656
    @ericdickerson7656 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    tRUMP and Santos sharing a cell could become a reality TV show