😞 Sad, because it's true. Looking forward to a rearview image of those two. MMMM, Buh Bye!!! What was that? Hit something? NOOOO! Nothing to see but blue sky's and an open road. sing 🎤 🎶 I think I'm gonna sing about it! 🎼
@@EuropeanWren I believe that started in February, 2021. I think he said he can only stop it as president. Just a last ditch effort for votes, he really couldn't care less about Ukraine or Russia.
If you like, clusterfrack is a pg version of the finest descriptive adjective you know. Fracking and f_cking are both verbs, but one is drilling a hole and pumping it full of liquid, nothing at all like the other, but seems to work.
Your proposal of putting tangerine scream into a mock presidency psych ward is brilliant, and I almost spit out my Margherita! 😂 But please just film it and only show it back yo him, so nobody else has to be subjected to him. 😅
As a chemist and sweets enthusiast from Germany, I am shocked, nauseated and disgusted that all those chemicals were actually legal in the USA until now.
They still are legal. Jimmy is talking about one state. And the chemicals won't actually be banned for another 2 years, in one state. No, it's still legal for food manufacturers to poison their customers in the good ol' USA. Because of money and corruption in government. Bon appetit.
I've been a fan of Jimmy since the first time I saw Win Ben Stein's Money. I don't get his show on my crappy TV, so I watch Colbert and Seth Myers before bed, and watch the two Jimmy K. & Jimmy F. on my phone the next day on my breaks at work. Keep up the good work bashing the fascist right, all of you.
His first overseas trip was to Saudi Arabia. After that he went to Israel and on arrival told everybody that he'd just "flown in from the Middle East."
Something tells me those ultraconservative "Christian" nationalist Republicans only insist on protecting the state of Israel as part of their weird end-times theology (a prerequisite for the Second Coming of Christ, even if some of them already consider Trump to be _that_ "Second Coming").
Weird isn't it? They also like to proudly call themselves "The Party of Lincoln", but they have no problem defending confederate monuments, and also waving confederate flags at their events. And they don't even see the contradiction and the hypocrisy there... since the Confederates were the sworn enemies of Lincoln to the very end. 🤔
There are two things that are being cited as leading to Israeli vulnerability. 1) large numbers of troops were moved from the Gaza area to the West Bank to protect the illegal settlements, and 2) Netanyahu dedicated a lot of resources to counter Israelis trying to counter his assault on the nation's independent judiciary and Democracy. Trump encouraged Netanyahu's settlement expansion (going against all previous peace plan proposals) and supported his move towards fascism. Trump policies/statements directly led to make Israel vulnerable to a Hamas attack.
Don't forget trump also helped by sharing Israeli classified intelligence documents with two russian ambassadors like 4 months after he took office, who then gave their report to putin who is close friends with iran. Then he moved the US embassy to Jerusalem which stoked them even more... But even after he ticked off netanyahu by giving that intelligence away, somehow he's apparently best friends with netanyahu? trump does alot of mental gymnastics for having a severely broken hamster wheel.
4:38 I have been saying this for years now; it is EXACTLY what he did with his own father. [set him up in a fake office to pretend he still ran the company]
Mike Lindell likes Jimmy, and that love keeps shining through his madness. And I understand, Jimmy is my favourite morning show. Love from The Netherlands
He moved the embassy to Jerusalem, which put Israel in even more jeopardy than it already was; He was to let Jared Kushner devise a peace plan for the region; He attacked Iran on several occasions and terminated the nuclear development treaty that provided control over Iranian nuclear facilities . Trump is a serial arsonist witnessing the flames with a jerrycan in his hand, while pointing at the guy next to him, claiming ‘he did it!’
Well to be fair, it's hard to remember history and all those kinds of things. i mean her idol even said the US beat Great Britain for independence by taking and holding the Boston Airport, and how we already experienced one World War, soon World War 2 might begin.
@@lhoward9593 IKR? : Capitalism is a multi-class hierarchical system of wealth distribution that massively favors the slightest whims of the wealthy elite Capitalist over the very lives of the worker. It's also caused a man-made climate disaster and is leading us towards our own species extinction. It's clearly death a cult.
Oh, my god... The raisins bit is so accurate. Biting into a cookie that you assumed was chocolate chip, and experiencing the awkward, slimy texture and fermented, offensive flavor of a rotten piece of fruit is just the worst...
Give it to him Jimmy love your show HE had the worst education because he NEVER learned anything he’s the one who caused all this trouble vote blue💙💙💙💙💙
My dear Flora. You are going through a lot, an awful lot, both mentally and physically. It sounds like you are doing everything right. Stay the course. We are with you. You can get to the finish line.
its funny how if you ask trump, he built the whole wall when he was pres...but in the next minute he says that millions of people are coming thru southern border...so either he didnt build the wall or the wall that he built is ineffective?
And now that Biden is adding to the wall that's a bad thing. You can't make a Republican happy ever. As my Dad would say Damned if you do and damned if you don't.
A Trump inserted "Truman Show" would still be cheaper than what he cost the country with his golf trips and Secret Service protection of his visits to his own properties.
Really the man never took a pay check for being the president . What has Biden cost us? I will tell you billions and billons of dollars to Ukraine for what? He also gave money to the Hamas that is how they got the money for this war. Look it up.
OMG! Kimmel is going to be hearing about this through the Grape Vine. If Kimmel and Lindell can make up through diplomacy, then there is hope for the world.
My favorite part about he presidential records act. is that it means the opposite of what Trump thinks it means. and he just keep digging and digging and digging his MAGA burial hole
to be literally as generous as possible, maybe he meant "the known world" or "among large countries," and then he's talking about everywhere except places like north korea and remote islands that we don't know much about? idk
Trump doesn't love anyone or anything if it doesn't make him more money or more powerful. He's a narcissist and a sociopath. By the way, being Jewish in America has nothing to do with Zionism. Of course I hope Hamas is destroyed, but I'm Jewish and have a lot of compassion for the Palestinians in Gaza who are caught in the middle of these conflicts. Also, a lot of people who live in Israel want peace and think Netanyahu is a war hawk.
That's funny because I'm in the UK and the desperation that I smell is from the ones scrambling to find a way out of running against him in a free and fair democratic election..you must enjoy your energy bills and mortgage payments being tripled to pay the Biden crime syndicate that ten percent eh 👍I bet you were cheering when he boasted about fing over his so called closest "allies" live on tv eh 👍🙄
Nice content. I've always felt compelled to pursue the greatest interests of mankind, to wit. A way to be influential, powerful and protected. always felt the need to be recognized wherever i go, not because i am proud or clamorous but because of who i am and what i represent. The inner me is gasping to find out more knowledge about the human race and about the things that not everyone is destined to know. I wish to blossom into the enlightenment that our forebears wanted so desperately for us to gain.
well i think your feeling is kinda understandable, it's really just you being human. If you really seek enlightenment you can achieve that and so much more by joining the Illuminatus Brotherhood. I know it sounds mythical, but there are a lot of ways you can actually get in
yeah that's intentional, i mean that's what they actually want you to think. if you need to get more illuminated on the subject, look up Anthony Rogers Szymon. Will help you get more clarity and answers.
According the US archives “The records created and maintained within a senator's office are the property of the senator. Most senators donate their collections to a research repository in their home state when they leave office. At the repository, those collections are made available to researchers after an appropriate amount of time has passed.”
The Wuzzles was also a short lived television series in the 80's where all the animals were half one animal and half another. It had characters like Bumblelion, Rhinokey, and Eleroo.
OMG the racoon! 🤣🤣🤣 I caught one in a cage like that, it was so big it couldn't even turn around in the cage! It was like a mini bear wanting to eat me! 😂 I used a bungee cord to open the cage with broom in my other hand 😂.
I have never figured out what the deal is with Guillermo but over the past months I've really come to like Jimmy quite a bit. Love this guy's monologues.
My deceased great-grandfather was a long-time raisin farmer in Selma, CA. May he visit you once or twice during the year, to take whatever actions he deems necessary under the circumstances. Lucky for you, he was a great and loving man.
You have to show them who's boss. Animals are like humans: they can easily detect fear, and exploit it. At the end of the day, it's a racoon. If worse comes to worst, you can kick the damn thing in the ribs or throw a rock at it.
I live in 🇨🇦 we have lots of critters as for the racoons I leave peanut butter sandwiches and a bowl of water on the picnic table for them every night they love it and are so cute to watch .
“Dump” and “Gangrene”. The 2 people I absolutely want to go away forever and never hear from again!
Narcissists always make everything all about themselves.
Trump and mtg are awful as per usual
The border is wide open.
Wake up
😞 Sad, because it's true. Looking forward to a rearview image of those two. MMMM, Buh Bye!!! What was that? Hit something? NOOOO! Nothing to see but blue sky's and an open road. sing 🎤 🎶 I think I'm gonna sing about it! 🎼
Jimmy Kimmel! Glad to have you back!
It’s been almost two weeks and I’m still so happy late night television is back! Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert make me laugh and lift my spirits.
That breaks my heart for you... you need some good in your life.
ABSOLUTELY 💯 %! GIVES ME HOPE THE ORANGE MENACE MAY NOT TAKE OVER WHITE HOUSE AGAIN!
Some people just can't pass up an opportunity to demonstrate how deplorable they are.
Accurate
@@joeblow1959Cope harder.
You mean Hillary Clinton right!
Republicans?
“I kept Israel safe.” From the same dork who moved the US embassy to Jerusalem and stoked even more unrest.
Has he said yet that he could solve it in 24 hours?
@@sheilaboston7051
And he had four years to stop the war in Ukraine...
@@EuropeanWren I believe that started in February, 2021. I think he said he can only stop it as president. Just a last ditch effort for votes, he really couldn't care less about Ukraine or Russia.
@@change691remember that 1st impeachment? Wasn't it tied to Ukraine and Donnie trying to extort them?
Exactly
Marjorie Greene is definitely from another planet and totally INSANE. Where do these people come from? You just cannot make up what these people say!
What's totally insane is how many millions , of apparently functioning adults , believe all the insane , conspiracy theories ! Terrifying !
We’re already invaded by aliens! (Gop)!
What about the NUTS that voted her into Congress? 2 times!!!
Margarine Taters N’ Greens
Moscow Marg
Keep those writers happy!! I love watching your monologue in the morning brightens my day. Killing it as always Jimmy, good stuff.
I look forward to these monologues every morning… you literally have to laugh in order to not cry about the cluster f*ck we are in 😂
I hear you; it is so entertaining.
If you like, clusterfrack is a pg version of the finest descriptive adjective you know. Fracking and f_cking are both verbs, but one is drilling a hole and pumping it full of liquid, nothing at all like the other, but seems to work.
@@dthomas9230ummmmmm…ok🤨
This is literal propoganda... lol
Oh Jimmy, thank god you're back, we almost died.Never, never, never leave us like that again!
He's killing it in that suit! Looks amazing.
I know! That is my favorite Jimmy suit so far, sooo pretty.@@christopherhuff3123
@@christopherhuff3123you actin like npc
Your serious?
Treason should be punished accordingly
Be careful what you wish for 😂😂
Use the short drop.
Yep trump needs to be held accountable
@@garcia4835Big time treacher!!!..
I still want to see him in with the general population in prison .. no perks
Your proposal of putting tangerine scream into a mock presidency psych ward is brilliant, and I almost spit out my Margherita! 😂 But please just film it and only show it back yo him, so nobody else has to be subjected to him. 😅
Your comment tells us everything about you as a person, good job!
4:15 An excellent idea. Somebody should be compassionate enough to give the man the professional treatment that he clearly needs.
@@capatanibrahcope! Trump lost bigly
@@mojo500100 So appropriate. I hit 4:15 for another look and up first, popped an ad to rent a dumpster. 😂
As a chemist and sweets enthusiast from Germany, I am shocked, nauseated and disgusted that all those chemicals were actually legal in the USA until now.
Agree 💯. 🇳🇱
They still are legal. Jimmy is talking about one state. And the chemicals won't actually be banned for another 2 years, in one state. No, it's still legal for food manufacturers to poison their customers in the good ol' USA. Because of money and corruption in government. Bon appetit.
@@trevorD1156 Did you hug your guns this morning?
@@paulbaker847because “freedom.” 😑
@@trevorD1156 That includes the right to be stupid? You seem to be abusing it.
I've been a fan of Jimmy since the first time I saw Win Ben Stein's Money. I don't get his show on my crappy TV, so I watch Colbert and Seth Myers before bed, and watch the two Jimmy K. & Jimmy F. on my phone the next day on my breaks at work. Keep up the good work bashing the fascist right, all of you.
Jimmy Kimmel, I’m so glad your back! You give me my daily dose of laughter! Thank you!!
Strap on your kevlar McRib Rambo and get over there. I mean, those writers deserved everything they got!!
Maybe trump should have been in Israel if he was so worried. Could he find Israel on a map? I doubt it! He’s such a jerk
Toughen up
Exactly you said it he can't find Israel on a map because it's not Israel it's Palestine,and it will always be Palestine.
His first overseas trip was to Saudi Arabia. After that he went to Israel and on arrival told everybody that he'd just "flown in from the Middle East."
He may not be able to find it on a map, but he could draw it on one.
Trump is a jerk, got it. What is joe biden?
The sheer disrespect that man had interviewing Mike was gold in and of itself. He asked a question and without waiting started playing on his phone.
Glad to see Jimmy Kimmel back in true form. We missed you Jimmy. Glad you're back and roasting Trump and MTG!!!! Love it ❤
Jimmy's a pado bro, smarten up. Gross
Because the country under Biden and the Democrats is doing so well. Crappy economy and millions of illegal immigrants entering the country monthly.
I like the idea of the mock Oval Office. There's plenty of space down at Gitmo, and it's so close to where he lives now.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show, on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊😉❤️👍
I agree! I love this show!
You gotto be joking. The guy has all the charm, wit, and charisma of a wet sock.
@@captain_context9991then why the heck are you here? Sad moppit
@@lillyanderson3623 😊👋👍
@@shondrawhite9317
Yeah because I have to LOVE everything I come across on the net, right.
The party that screamed “Jews will not replace us!” suddenly pretends to care about Israel. Give me a break 😆
Yeah, you might start to think they're maybe just a little dishonest about some of this stuff. A little.
Something tells me those ultraconservative "Christian" nationalist Republicans only insist on protecting the state of Israel as part of their weird end-times theology (a prerequisite for the Second Coming of Christ, even if some of them already consider Trump to be _that_ "Second Coming").
Well didn’t trump call them very fine people or something as equally horrible?
I know, right?!
Weird isn't it? They also like to proudly call themselves "The Party of Lincoln", but they have no problem defending confederate monuments, and also waving confederate flags at their events. And they don't even see the contradiction and the hypocrisy there... since the Confederates were the sworn enemies of Lincoln to the very end. 🤔
Welcome back, Jimmy. Thank you for coming back. I love your show..
So good to see your program Jimmy
There are two things that are being cited as leading to Israeli vulnerability. 1) large numbers of troops were moved from the Gaza area to the West Bank to protect the illegal settlements, and 2) Netanyahu dedicated a lot of resources to counter Israelis trying to counter his assault on the nation's independent judiciary and Democracy. Trump encouraged Netanyahu's settlement expansion (going against all previous peace plan proposals) and supported his move towards fascism. Trump policies/statements directly led to make Israel vulnerable to a Hamas attack.
Don't forget trump also helped by sharing Israeli classified intelligence documents with two russian ambassadors like 4 months after he took office, who then gave their report to putin who is close friends with iran. Then he moved the US embassy to Jerusalem which stoked them even more... But even after he ticked off netanyahu by giving that intelligence away, somehow he's apparently best friends with netanyahu? trump does alot of mental gymnastics for having a severely broken hamster wheel.
4:38 I have been saying this for years now; it is EXACTLY what he did with his own father. [set him up in a fake office to pretend he still ran the company]
I swear Marjorie looks like she bites ppl
Rabies alert
Looks like? 😂
Marjoroid?
Yes, she has horse teeth and horses are known to bite. LOL
Using a massacre to score domestic political points. That's pretty low.
Jimmy, I can't tell you how GLAD I am that you are BACK!!
Welcome back Jimmy, I've missed you!! McRib Rambo made me spit my water out! 👏🏽🤣👏🏽🤣
😂 me too 💯
@@lisaortiz635welcome back
I'm dead☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂
Mike Lindell likes Jimmy, and that love keeps shining through his madness. And I understand, Jimmy is my favourite morning show.
Love from The Netherlands
Greetings from the middle of America!
“I kept Israel safe” claims the bozo who said the Taliban were geniuses 😆
Admittedly all he had on his side in negotiations with the Taliban was Pompeo 🤷
He moved the embassy to Jerusalem, which put Israel in even more jeopardy than it already was; He was to let Jared Kushner devise a peace plan for the region; He attacked Iran on several occasions and terminated the nuclear development treaty that provided control over Iranian nuclear facilities . Trump is a serial arsonist witnessing the flames with a jerrycan in his hand, while pointing at the guy next to him, claiming ‘he did it!’
And Trump released 3,000 Taliban prisoners right as he reduced OUR troop count there to 2,500. MAGA GENIUS BOZO
To Trumps standards they equal him in that department!
And set 5000 Taliban free
OMG! Thank you Molly, Jimmy, Guillermo and all for such great orange Julius fodder! I love it! Glad you're back.🎉
MTG”our country has been invaded by people from over 160 countries” yes Marjorie, that’s how America was formed.
Well to be fair, it's hard to remember history and all those kinds of things. i mean her idol even said the US beat Great Britain for independence by taking and holding the Boston Airport, and how we already experienced one World War, soon World War 2 might begin.
I thought Canada has already invaded the American entertainment industry.
What wrong with you people
@@davidlay3704 “Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?”
Yup and they all came here legally there's a difference
Imagine Trump talking about how uneducated America is and he refers to the "large" world. Guilty by his own admission!
The dude said himself he hasn't changed since the 4th grade mentally and has been the same child for 70 years.
The former leader of the "free world." 😮
@@lhoward9593 It's crazy people actually thought he was leading us. How could anyone take that guy seriously enough for him to be in charge?
@@lhoward9593 IKR? : Capitalism is a multi-class hierarchical system of wealth distribution that massively favors the slightest whims of the wealthy elite Capitalist over the very lives of the worker. It's also caused a man-made climate disaster and is leading us towards our own species extinction. It's clearly death a cult.
He has the best words !😂😂
I was in LA in March be4 the strike! I wish I had listened to my brother and came to your show 😪 I'm so glad you're back, Jimmy 😂
At this rate they should just build a wing for corrupt politicians. It would fill up fast.
They already have two of them. Called the senate and the house of representatives.
Oh, my god... The raisins bit is so accurate. Biting into a cookie that you assumed was chocolate chip, and experiencing the awkward, slimy texture and fermented, offensive flavor of a rotten piece of fruit is just the worst...
We missed your show, Jimmy🥰thank you for ALL the laughs!!!
Me: Hey Donald. What do you think about Hamas attacking Israel?
Trump: There are fine people on both sides.
Trump’s answer: “If I was still President I would send Hannibal Lecter over there and it will be over in 24 hours. Believe me…”
@@busoptr😂😂facts also does he not know that's an actor??
Hey Donald, what do you think of the IDF razing whole neighborhoods and killing women and children?
Trump: there are fine people on both sides
@@aftersexhighfivesPretty sure he thinks that's Hopkins' real name.
@@busoptrLmao nice one, made me choke laughing while reading it.
Marjorie toylet green grand parents were probably not Native American because she doesn’t look like one she has no right to talk about immigrants
But they were brother and sister 😳
Even us “natives” migrated here from Asia.
@@MKR5210
😂😂🤣👍
I think her parents immigrated from URANUS! 😂😂😂😂!
MTG is actually Dog the bounty hunter in disguise
I am not tired of insurrection Don losing his mind.
Making the big assumption that he had one.
Give it to him Jimmy love your show HE had the worst education because he NEVER learned anything he’s the one who caused all this trouble vote blue💙💙💙💙💙
Great show. Welcome back. You give us giggles during times of great stress.Thx
Just to clarify, "Large World" is where Dumpy buys his diapers.
"I didn't do anything wrong". Almost 100 felony counts and he still is trying to play the same play out of the same playbook that only has one play.
I 👍 🙆♂️ 💯
Fear not! Crooked Joe is about to hit the felony jackpot! Grand Slam!
love the idea of a little oval office in an institution....make it happen!
Just make sure to put a couple web cams in there
Ok, maybe, depending on the type of institution.
Me too!!
Arkham Asylum
I AGREE! 🤣😆🤪
My dear Flora. You are going through a lot, an awful lot, both mentally and physically. It sounds like you are doing everything right. Stay the course. We are with you. You can get to the finish line.
Thank you so much for the laughs!!!
Trump : I made America great when I was president .
Also Trump: we have the worst education system in the whole world.
...the large world 🤔
Guess on flat earth, the far side, schools are better 😂
Well, he and his future running-mate, MTG, are proof of that.
But but but.. it loves the uneducated.🙄
Worstest... America has the Worstest ejucation system in the hole World .. And the world is the biggliest thing ever..like no one ever knew,right ?
@@CourageKarnga MTG or Kari Lake? Or is Kari Lake going to be wife number four?
its funny how if you ask trump, he built the whole wall when he was pres...but in the next minute he says that millions of people are coming thru southern border...so either he didnt build the wall or the wall that he built is ineffective?
There is virtually nothing that Trump and the Republicans complain about that is not covered by that dichotomy...
And now that Biden is adding to the wall that's a bad thing. You can't make a Republican happy ever. As my Dad would say Damned if you do and damned if you don't.
Both
why are they coming through no? after almost as long as Trump's term...in their millions
@@GaZonk100 millions?
A Trump inserted "Truman Show" would still be cheaper than what he cost the country with his golf trips and Secret Service protection of his visits to his own properties.
Have you seen the cost Biden has for his trips to his properties? Reports are stating his costs are more than any other president.
Really the man never took a pay check for being the president . What has Biden cost us? I will tell you billions and billons of dollars to Ukraine for what? He also gave money to the Hamas that is how they got the money for this war. Look it up.
OMG! Kimmel is going to be hearing about this through the Grape Vine. If Kimmel and Lindell can make up through diplomacy, then there is hope for the world.
My mom always fed us "instant energy" otherwise known as raisins. I LOVED them.
I absolutely love Lewis Virtel, he's great!
Trump is solid proof of the education comment, isn't he?
Well, his Trump university was a scam and he was sued. He had to pay millions back. Trump, flunked 😂.
It's all part of the plan for the NWO. Wake up before it's too late and put your faith in JOHN 3:16
When you pay everyone to do your homework for you. This is the result..
😂😂 I missed your late night shows so much
Louis Virtel needs his own show.
Nice to have you back!!
My favorite part about he presidential records act. is that it means the opposite of what Trump thinks it means. and he just keep digging and digging and digging his MAGA burial hole
Right?? But he knows his MAGA cult won’t bother with educating themselves by reading it. He lives the poorly educated.
With Trump it’s like every day is Opposite Day
Yep. But how many Americans support his crap?
@@anitavisram8346 too many. But not the majority. They are few but loud AF
I think that oval office simulation is a brilliant idea!!
It’s got to be his best…..”Large world. The world people know about.” The intellect of a flea.
"Big water, Ocean water" is also simply genius from someone who is very stable.
Pretty much up there with "water being wet."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's got a "degree" from Wharton. Get his records under threat of lawsuit.
and rake up the leaves to eliminate forest fires.......
@jimmy kimmel you shoukd feel so honored now that Mike crack Lindel has said youve come a long way!😂😂
So how many indictments away is Santos from becoming a legitimate Republican presidential candidate?
That made me think of the screaming that was going through Trump's head when he was going to have to testify in the Michael Cohen case.
DT and MTG are like student loans, they are not that easy to get rid of.
Trump -- "The large world, the world we know about" Seriously, WTF?
Be sure the large world knows about your large ex president.
to be literally as generous as possible, maybe he meant "the known world" or "among large countries," and then he's talking about everywhere except places like north korea and remote islands that we don't know much about? idk
I believe he was trying to say, "the known world" which is a phrase I've heard a number of times. His brain couldn't quite get there.
@@di4sethey know
We need to add that to the book(s) that are inevitably being written to catalog T***p’s verbal screwups. T’will be 10 vols, each about 1000p.
Fagulous episode! Keep 'em coming. 💙
Virtel is great as usual!
“Liberal Jews are destroying America”
- Donald Trump, lover and protecter of Israel 😆
obviously you dunno what a liberal jew is
@Eddy41020 there are "liberal jews who may not agree with the right wing Israel may also be getting slaughtered
Trump doesn't love anyone or anything if it doesn't make him more money or more powerful. He's a narcissist and a sociopath. By the way, being Jewish in America has nothing to do with Zionism. Of course I hope Hamas is destroyed, but I'm Jewish and have a lot of compassion for the Palestinians in Gaza who are caught in the middle of these conflicts. Also, a lot of people who live in Israel want peace and think Netanyahu is a war hawk.
And sure lets side with Sharia instead 🤣
@@JoePackJoeNC Liberal is what Conservatives don't like. It's simple and not quantum mechanics.
Trump in a fake Oval Office?
No.
I want him in an actual concrete and steel prison, for the rest of his life.
Sorry
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I hear you, but if I were his corrections officer, I would be doing everything in my power to shut him up so I could get through my shift.
Wonder if him have plan about Iran have something too do with this War straight Trader???
it could be an oval shaped cell, for the lolz
For what?
There is no low they won't stoop to, you can smell Trump's desperation from over here in the UK
Correct! Greetings from the middle of America!
That's funny because I'm in the UK and the desperation that I smell is from the ones scrambling to find a way out of running against him in a free and fair democratic election..you must enjoy your energy bills and mortgage payments being tripled to pay the Biden crime syndicate that ten percent eh 👍I bet you were cheering when he boasted about fing over his so called closest "allies" live on tv eh 👍🙄
7:21 Jimmy, you can make me laugh until I cry 😂. You run the program professionally and meet fans' expectations. Thank you ❣️
Nice content. I've always felt compelled to pursue the greatest interests of mankind, to wit. A way to be influential, powerful and protected. always felt the need to be recognized wherever i go, not because i am proud or clamorous but because of who i am and what i represent. The inner me is gasping to find out more knowledge about the human race and about the things that not everyone is destined to know. I wish to blossom into the enlightenment that our forebears wanted so desperately for us to gain.
well i think your feeling is kinda understandable, it's really just you being human. If you really seek enlightenment you can achieve that and so much more by joining the Illuminatus Brotherhood. I know it sounds mythical, but there are a lot of ways you can actually get in
oh really? is it even possible to become a member? i always thought it's meant for certain people in the upper class.
yeah that's intentional, i mean that's what they actually want you to think. if you need to get more illuminated on the subject, look up Anthony Rogers Szymon. Will help you get more clarity and answers.
That's great. Thanks so much for the reference, I just looked him up and left him a message already.
I think Marjorie and Trump are so spoiled.
Welcome back!!!!
Great to have you back
According the US archives “The records created and maintained within a senator's office are the property of the senator. Most senators donate their collections to a research repository in their home state when they leave office. At the repository, those collections are made available to researchers after an appropriate amount of time has passed.”
Great show!
The Wuzzles was also a short lived television series in the 80's where all the animals were half one animal and half another. It had characters like Bumblelion, Rhinokey, and Eleroo.
OMG the racoon! 🤣🤣🤣
I caught one in a cage like that, it was so big it couldn't even turn around in the cage! It was like a mini bear wanting to eat me! 😂 I used a bungee cord to open the cage with broom in my other hand 😂.
I totally understand, and what they can do to Garage cans is beyond belief!
Laughs in Australian 😂
Racoons are not afraid of brooms. I tried that, I had to go in the house and let him have my back yard 😢
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Thank you Jimmy, I missed your show so much 😊
I LOVE Louis Virtel's sketches.
I have never figured out what the deal is with Guillermo but over the past months I've really come to like Jimmy quite a bit. Love this guy's monologues.
My deceased great-grandfather was a long-time raisin farmer in Selma, CA. May he visit you once or twice during the year, to take whatever actions he deems necessary under the circumstances. Lucky for you, he was a great and loving man.
Jimmy, you've come along away. This coming from the My Pillow Guy, must be such an honor. 😂
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I feel sorry for Mike
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@@JohnSmith-pg9ns me too, I think he's mentally ill. look at his eyes, always the feverish look.
That wasn't Trump in a dress. It was Trump in a mumu.
Be nice to Mike, Jimmy. He really does love you and even though he is a total loon that really touches my heart ❤
Holy crap. I was only talking to somebody yesterday about the scientific research of over 1500 different species engaging in same sex relations. 😂
“How much fun would it be if Trump and Santos ended up sharing a cell⁉️” LMAO! 🤣👍🏼🥰 Epic! ❤
Jimmy's suits are exquisite!
I wonder if he wears Armani...
Love from Australia, we all love Donald Trump....when hes being bent over backwards
Ty! Someone needs to tell his followers that: he says other nations respected America more when he was in offc & they believe it.
Stay tuned, for the 2024 season of "Trump back mountain " 😂
I would rather see him bent over a counter by a large man named Bubba.
Greetings from the middle of America!
Raccoons are freaking terrifying, so I get it dude.
😂 raccoon phobia is real…🦝🦝🦝… 3 busted into my house through the dog door one time…they are IRL mean & dirty af…
You have to show them who's boss. Animals are like humans: they can easily detect fear, and exploit it. At the end of the day, it's a racoon. If worse comes to worst, you can kick the damn thing in the ribs or throw a rock at it.
I live in 🇨🇦 we have lots of critters as for the racoons I leave peanut butter sandwiches and a bowl of water on the picnic table for them every night they love it and are so cute to watch .
Yeah, look at the Raccoon Whisperer in Nova Scotia, they feed up to 30 a night🦝🐾🐾🐾🐾🦝
Poor Marjorie trying everything to get popular and only going down with trump
So good to have you back!
Love to see the writers back...love to see Drumph hating it!
The Raccoon Screamer...coming soon to a theater near you.
😄Sneaking waffles, kielbasa, maple syrup and tacos in!! Yikes, run for cover!🙃
I hope I live long enough to exist in a world where Trump & MTG do not.
Hemp ain't just for making CBD
@@straightopoint care to give that one another try, Corky? lmfao
It's all part of the plan for the NWO. Wake up before it's too late and put your faith in JOHN 3:16
Welcome back Jimmy! I’ve missed your regular roasting of the enormous orange one😂