MAGA Nuts Rally Around Trump After NH Win, Capitol Rioters Arrested & Trouble Brewing in Dildo
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ม.ค. 2024
- Donald Trump beat Nikki Haley by double digits in New Hampshire last night and she is still aiming to debate him, it was party night in MAGA land as Kellyanne Conway, Marjorie Taylor Greene and George Santos came out in support of Donny, more than a thousand people have been arrested in connection with the Insurrection and the good folks who were rioting are complaining now that it’s affecting their travel plans, Justin Trudeau seems to be losing sleep over Trump possibly being president again, and Jimmy releases an attack ad against a guy named Todd Cole who wants to take his Mayor of Dildo title.
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PEOPLE HAVE TO GET OUT AND VOTE…..THIS IS A BIG MUST!
Yes, the ONLY way Trump wins is if we stay home. Make a plan, vote. Our democracy is literally on the line.
Too Cold
Women will definitely vote for BIDEN! And to quote the Helen Reddy song "In numbers too BIG TO IGNORE! " ♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️♀️🌊♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️🌊♀️
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Yes. And we need to stop mail in ballots and enforce voter ID so Trump can't steal the election!
"Poor Canada. It must be like living in an apartment over a crack house."
🍁You hit the nail on the head. That's exactly what it feels like. It's nerve-wracking living only 40 minutes from the border. 😥
Hey I’m a Canadian living outside Washington DC what do you think it was like during the trump years. I was totally in the blast zone.
Wisconsin here. Let's have a brewski and talk about it, eh?
We’ve been trying to keep it down but our nutty uncle is Intown for a while.
Really old joke, though. It goes back at least to Robin Williams and probably a lot further. I like how one of our politicians put it decades ago, "The Americans are our best friends, whether we like it or not." lolol
You should see how it feels living down here! I'd trade you spots,or I'd split rent with you,or can you adopt old men in canada? Lol
"Living in an apartment over a crack house" is the most apt description of what it feels like sometimes. I'm sorry to my American neighbbours who have to live through it
As a Canadian I'll translate "eventuality":
It's a polite way of saying "When sh*t hits the fan"
Last time we saw Kellyanne she was flying on her broom spelling out "Surrender Biden" in smoke over the White House.
Oh, I thought I dreamed that.
I swear she looks like the Crypt Keeper from Tales of the Crypt.... Lol
😄😄😄
No. No. No.
I still have SNL on repeat when she's a vampire demon or something! 😂😂
KellyAnne looks like Phillis Diller reincarnated - at 107 years old.
Drunk MTG is extremely unappealing. Yuck.
A SOBER MTG IS EXTREMELY UNAPPEALING! And that is an understatement!
@@LFetterman7903 A no longer in our lives MTG is very appealing
MTG is Foul
@@dearbonksas the Brits would say, she's a right foul git.
I just want to find 11780 votes
as a Canadian we watch the USA like a car accident, can't look away
You also support the American economy as a Canadian. Thanks for that. Its funny everyone talks bad about usa but we are the best place to be. I just booked a trip to Vegas to watch Lionel Richie for my anniversary. Im playing golf at Pinehurst this year! I own a landscaping business, and my wife works for a local college. Politicians don't affect our lives at all. Most people would do anything to get here. No body is begging to be in Ottawa... lol
@@tyinva1212 Sure. Lots of cross-border tourism, going both ways. And, lots of waves of refugees from USA flee to Canada - British Loyalists, slaves, commies and gays in the 1950s, draft-dodgers in the 1960s... more recently, lots of Dubya and Trump haters. Ottawa is very pleasant - excellent public transit, lots of outdoor activities in summer and winter (skating on the Rideau canal just opened), and lots of museum-type places. Don't buy the bootleg maple syrup from Maine, make sure it has a maple leaf.
@@tyinva1212Yup. You sound like an American. Golf? Lionel Ritchie? Bleh. Enjoy tho 😅
@mmmnope7999 sure, i will. Thanks!!! You enjoy whatever brings you happiness
@@wendigo53 i dot think many people are going into Canada as are coming into America.
How does the earth not suck MTG into a void?
Another question is: How does the earth not get sucked into the void that is MTG's mind?
@killawofe Earth has Standards ...
The void spit her out and does not want her back!
I just want to find 11780 votes
She is the void.
You can just FEEL the evil in MTG's soul.
😂😂😂😮😮And that nails on a chalkboard screechy voice is horrific!
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You can feel it and see it.... hard to miss !!! 👀🇺🇸🆘️💙💙💙 VOTE BLUE !
The current PM's father, Pierre Trudeau, a former PM, once commented on being America's neighbour. He said, “Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.”
And his child bride Margaret would know what that's like...😲 The hypocrisy is amazing...
DILD-NO will keep me cracking up for days. 🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧
As a canadian, can confirm 😂 Living next to the US is like living above a crackhouse. I feel like I live on the safe side of 8 Mile
As a Detroit native, you DO live on the safe side on 8 mile.
Says the person from the same country as Todd Cole!
As a native, I was going to question the safety of Any side of 8 m. 🤣 Happy New Years tho 😏💙
Living above a meth lab
@@macmotuim4403
As someone who lives in Ferndale. I do. Actually the Meijer is all right on the the Detroit side. Not bad, all things considered.
Canada is laughing tonight!
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Yeah... the whole world is probably laughing tonight..."Trump Time"...
....always leave 'em laughing and Confused... 👀🇺🇸🆘️💙💙💙💙💙 l
VOTE BLUE! & be part of the solution... NOT the problem. Thanks 🔥
MTG calling Nikki Haley a joke, that's rich.
"More loose bolts than a boeing 737" JESUS thats absolutely BRUTAL LMAO
Say no to narcissism
Say no to extremism
Say no to authoritarianism
Say no to fascism
Say no to Trumpism
SAY NO TO TRUMP
I don't get the chance to do that until November. But keep preaching the gospel, brother!
Good luck with that when dealing with Trumpets.
Amen to that from Europe...
You forgot about racism 🤔
And no to genocide in Gaza
From a Saskatonian that’s awesome. Please address the Tucker Carlson “Free Canada” tour Shitshow and bar him from Canada.
Amen to that!
Damn,we was hoping you would keep him up there for us, give him a walking tour of the frozen tundra or something.....
Why was Tucker, of all MAGA cranks, allowed to weasel his way into Canadian media? His input is the last thing we need!
as a brief Cal=garian for 4 months 42 years ago I have a special fondness for any Saskatonians. but the onl=y mention i have seen in movies is in Adam Sandl=ers "*Grown ups"* but thatsstil=l= more than Cal=gary
OMG, is he really doing that? (Brit here, so less informed about such things - sorry)
Tucker Carlson: the man whose expression reminds me of a Labrador trying to figure out how a doorknob works. 🙄
"Pretending you won when you lost is his thing, not Niki Haley's"
Hilarious 😹
We Canadians love you Jimmy❣️
"No Jimmy, I'ma scared." is one of the funniest things I can remember Guillermo saying. That cracked me up.
"How dare you accuse me of being high when I'm clearly just blackout drunk!"
-Guillermo, paraphrased.
I always said, tequila is cheaper than marijuana and tastes better
That “Patriot Air” bit should run on television every commercial break!
Were there flag holders on the wings for the Trump flags ?
@@ag4allgood They get duct-taped to the winglets.
word!! 💯👍🏽
"Patriot Air... The only planes with truck-nuts." I just couldn't stop laughing!🤣🤣
That was gold! 😂😂
Those Barred Owls at the beginning were a hoot! And so cute!
I'll see myself out.
The Patriot Air skit was fricking hilarious! Gourmet gas station cuisine had me rolling on the floor.
🇨🇦 we've always loved you Jimmy, I'll never forget when you had Toronto's mayor Rob Ford on your show🇨🇦
As a good Canadian I would vote for Jimmy anytime. Thankyou.....
Objectively, truck nuts are hilarious
That owl at the start really just went, "Sir, I said no cameras." xD
Trudeau called him "Mr. Trump", which is who he is-- NOT Pres. Trump any more.... gotta luv Canada...
I never liked the concept of calling former presidents "Mr President" or "President x". Always "former president so-n-so" (or whatever their name is)
I'll bet you don't call a certain guy Mr. Obama
@chazzkramer7676 just "Obama". Not "prez".
@davemcd9077 he's not done so good by the First Nations.
@@wankertanker1813whatever, not whomever
Kellyanne is not wrapped too tight 😅...just lives in an alternate universe 😅
With her alternative facts!
@@jcoopes5604 NEVER FORGET THE BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE
No...She's Wrapped Too Tight 😮..That's a good face lift.😮
I don’t think she believes what she says. She would just do anything for a buck even if she loses the respect of her now ex-husband and kids.
Tucker Carlson being invited to Alberta by the Premier is DISGUSTING! He has nothing to offer us - or ANYONE ANYWHERE!
As an insurrectionist, he shoud not be allowed in our country!
I'm not surprised: Alberta wants to leave Canada. They call thenselves The Texas of The North.
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Apparently he drew quite a crowd, so it seems many Albertans disagree with you.
I totally agree with you! That Premier is disgusting, too! Cheers from a fellow Canadian.
U sound so angry
BTW the joke about Canada being an apartment over a crack house is a recycled Robin Williams joke, though Williams said it was 'loft over a meth lab.'
Thank you for keeping us sane
I mean, that IS the TICKET! Take the competency test together on stage. Just make sure Trump didnt have anyone fill his out for him prior to the event.
Have a camera over both of their shoulders, so you can get the play by play, with instant replay, of their selections and corrections.
Get Fox sports casters to do the calls.
Fox sports casters? Are you joking? I think you are.
Hopefully his bone spurs won't act up, so he can participate in the testing.😅
"Patriot Air...the only planes with truck nuts." I completely lost it!🤣🤣🤣
As a Canadian i loved this 😅
"Bleached Blonde She Demon"...borrowing this line for my step mother! Thanks Jimmy🤣
"more loose bolts than a Boeing 737 max" best line I've heard in years 🤣😂🤣🥰
ikr
That one brought me glee too!😁🎉😁
The writing was good on this bit
I dunno... airplanes with loose bolts... not funny?
"Paid for with buckets of cask. Give it up, Todd" made me legitimately laugh out loud. Well done, Kimmel writing staff! Bravo!
That Patriot Air segment was an absolute gem..laughed my a.. off
As a Canadian I would have been happy if some type of wall kept Tucker Carlson out of the country yesterday. Love my U.S. neighbours♡❤
We love you, too. So sorry about that.
Go Canada 🍁 😊
@@jpousson Aww, thank you😊
Calgarian here! I can still smell the stence that he left on our beautiful province. I couldn't agree with you more!
Tucker is an embarassment.
We Canadians are 1. Up in American channels trying to ask how the hell America has allowed things to come to this level with chump AGAIN and 2. Contemplating on when to ask Trudeau to build a wall at OUR southern border 🤪
We don't need a wall once he's convicted he won't be allowed to leave the US, and hopefully will be in prison. Although we might want to start making the ice blocks now just in case.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but you're right!🤣🤔
@@williammartinez840 laughing so hard we cry? Lol
Best shoutout evah! To borrow from Mr Myers, she’s burnt! 🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧
Do you mean that he was gracious enough to only insult him for the next three days? Careful there, KellyAnne, your alternative reality bubble is close to bursting.
Kellyanne fell off her broom trying to beat someone to the disabled parking space
The Sadness Is How Her Own Boyfriend Looks A Bit Embarrassed And The Other Guy Wouldn't Even Look At MTG! Like He Was Dismissive Of Her Obvious Drunken Ranting!
I am laughing twice… yes…and why did you capitalize the beginning of each word. Maybe a funny bot? Either way great observation.
whY diD yoU capitalizE thE firsT letteR oF everY worD?
@@howardgreenman2908 for fun...🤫
Oh, is that an article?
Jimmy you got him!!! Love it!!!😂
I love starting the day laughing with Jimmy. He and his writers are brilliant. I don't know what I'm going to do when the orange dictator puts them in prison. God help us.
Lol... Do NOT run against a world class comedian with a staff of professionals... That was brutal.
Very.
Daaaamn, I almost feel sorry for Todd, the man f*cked around and boy oh boy did he find out.
I just want to find 11780 votes
Sometimes a downstream twig might best get caught.
Al Gore had admitted before a mic, that: Al Gore was so boring that his Secret Service code name was: Al Gore.
@@91feloniesGuiltyofrapeSir, we "found'" 11,779.
What are your next orders?
This segment is on fire! Thanks Jimmy and Team!! 🥰🥰
Jimmy Kimmel is an American hero! He is one of the few who has the balls to go after Trump hard!😅 I love u Jimmy Kimmel! God bless you and your family!
I want to see Todd and Jimmy on the debate stage!!! Would be epic. Please make that happen.
Patriot Air skit is a timeless classic.
And yes Jimmy.. it IS like living in an apartment over a crack house.
Remember Trumps map skills with that hurricane awhile back? The Canada upside-down map joke is actually a real possibility..
lol the owl at the beginning though - the dudes giggling in the background before they got attacked - hilarious
Jimmy. Canadian here. Appreciate the shoutout. Yes, we'd love to build a wall.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Too long and expensive a boarder for a wall. Plus it would harm the wildlife.
How about a dome... Located specifically around Trump. I am sure Mexico would chip in for that too.
If Trump wins and turns the US into a dictatorship….. you will wish you had built a wall, because there will millions of US refugees at your door!
From a real Canadian to an honourary Canadian (yes, that's how we spell honourary), I'd vote for Kimmel any day.
John Stewart for president. :)
... and how we spell DOCTOUR ... and we eat Canada goose at Thanksgiving and Christmas. 🍁
honor in American, honour in British and Canadian English, honorary* in all of them.
@@einundsiebenziger5488 Actually, *_honourary_* is a recognized alternate spelling in Canada.
I want Rick Mercer to run against Kimmel.
As a Canadian I appreciate your astute vision of how we have to be vigilant to American politics. Keep your friends close....
Newfoundland if amazing. Glad you're enjoying being a part of it
Great show Jimmy, happy thoughts from Ireland.👍👍
Canadians thinking like … “they are living in an apartment over a crack house!” Couldn’t have said it any better!
Or next to the trailer park at the edge of town.
Straight outta the John Oliver playbook … awesome!
This is your best monologue in a while jimmy :D
Trump incredibly gracious? I must have blinked.
I'm pretty sure that was when Trump passed out after a chicken wing binge. That is the only time he doesn't have something vile coming out of his mouth. Not words, at least.
Yeah, the cameras missed that too
Trump Gracious? How would he do that? 🤣
Laughed at that!!!
Gracious. BUAHA HAHAHA HA ha ha ha ha ha
I just had milk come out of my nose. Thanks for the laugh. 😂
“The only plane with truck nuts”!! 😂😂😂
It is like living in an apartment over a crack house! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm cracking up over that mayor kimmel ad🤩🤣🤩🤣😎😎😎😎🤪
Donnie is very confused... mixing up Nikki / Nancy and Obama / Biden.
Who's next? Alina / Melania...
Who is “Alina”? Maybe you are the confused one.
How could u possibly say anything with Biden in office
@@AirRedboxlmao. Living in denial
He spends more time with Alina...hmmmmm
@@deadshot8077 His lawyer. Duh.
I thought Scaryanne Conway's job was being the official scarecrow at Trump's golf courses.
You're right. But that's only her day job. At night she haunts houses.
😂😂😂😂😂
I thought we were in an election process, not prepping for a wrestling match.
I'm Canadian and yes, we discussed building a wall in 2016
Marge is such a clown. She is my major source of comedy!
Dorian Graciousness.
Brilliant!
Santos: No, I wasn’t invited… but Javier was! [costume change]
Loved the Canadian content. No to Todd! But, sorry a wall between us if the former guy gets back in...not a bad idea!🇨🇦
We feel your pain. 😢
Yes, it is like living above a crack house.
Why does MTG always sound like she is one drink away from passing out?
Bcuz she is.
Jiimmy Kimmel I have to say your late night shows have been great. I see lots of energy . ❤❤❤
Mr. Kimmel is outstanding with tonight's monolog. Excellent! 🎉
That "Patriot Air-commercial" was truly hilarious! 😂
Jimmy thanks for your comments and I agree with them. Regards.
He said that MTG has more lose parts than a Boeing 737.
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Oh dear, if the MTG was the plane, she wouldn't make it the 25 minutes from SEA-PDX.
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Geez I'd be embarrassed to call myself an American after watching an elected official called Marjorie Taylor. Marjorie? Wtf?
Stellar jimmy! Stellar……
Keep it coming! 😝
We could actually build a wall, too. We have two seasons in Canada. Winter, and Construction.
I love how the longer George Conway and Kellyanne are separated, the healthier and happier George looks and Kellyanne keeps looking more like an actual mummified corpse.
Oh, they separated!?
I thought I was the only one who noticed that.
@@LindaC616 They sure did. I think they might actually be divorced now. Smart man, George.
I actually think they are divorced now
@@sheilaboston7051yup, he dodged a bullet.
Jimmy keep telling your truth. You are saving our democracy in your way
Yeah his truth like he was never on the island 🤣
@@newname9064 "Wah! My orange king is getting picked on and is going to prison! Wahhh!"
@@newname9064pretty sure you're jealous that you weren't invited. 😊
@@Mark_Brooks Orange King Lol. At least I'm not afraid of him.
@@newname9064 The only people who are scared are your orange king's unindicted co-conspirators in Congress.
Jimmy please write for these people
YES JIMMY!! Competency test!!! Let's keep pushing for it!!
You make me giggle, Jimmy! 😂❤👍 From one Canadian to another, Suck it Todd , 😂
You've never disappointed me, Jimmy.
I admore your consistency and Integrity.
Looking forward to next week when they air Todd's response - its only fair.
Love it. Keep your knives sharp Jimbo. 😂
Im have to say i live overseas and to listen to people around me ask constantly WHY and What is wrong with people to want him back 😮
We ask ourselves the same question.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊🤗❤️🖐
Karl Malone
@@augustgalletto5543 What about him?
@@augustgalletto5543Karl Malone beanie babies
I just want to find 11780 votes
Yes 😂The absolute best ❤😂
the Alex Jones meltdown part was hilarious.
Patriot Air! That needs to be in a short… I want that clip so bad! Hilarious!
I love when Jimmy comes up with ideas to drive Trump nuts 😂. Yes start a birther conspiracy about him
Jimmy Kimmel is the man thanks for bringing comedy to these crazy times. The truck nuts on the plane great. 😂