Not yet. But deflection noted. It's cute how Biden supporters will overlook all of his scandals and legal problems - which makes them just like Trump supporters. Ooops!
@@stephenmitchell3Sure, Trump is far more entertaining as he tells so many obvious lies and his supporters seem to be oblivious. Biden is a run of the mill politician, perhaps like all of them, a little shady here and there but nothing spectacular like Mr Trump. Wow, you have a criminal ex-president, joining the ranks of Putin and other authoritarian crooks
@@stephenmitchell3sure where is your evidence? Trump has crates of evidence on him and then half the people working for him become witnesses. See I don't worship politicians like maga, if ours commit crimes then we want them prosecuted. So please bring some good evidence since conservatives haven't yet. Anyways I hope you have a good day
Biden was near my area this week and he spoke about infrastructure, clean water, jobs, women's rights. The difference in their rallies is astounding. It was so sane and peaceful and... not crazy
From a UK fan of the Jimmy Kimmel show. Your monologue about Trump and some of the more crazed MAGA community restores my faith in the US. Absolutely fearless and brilliant.
Exactly! I'm clinging on for dear life, having always been a 'fan' of the US. One of the many, many reasons I hate tRump is because he soiled the American flag. (I have dozens on sweaters, shoes, cushions,...all of which I'm afraid to use now 😢) You, comedians and commentators, keep me sane, although I often despair. How do we get rid of the stench?
Same! Kimmel and coffee is a great start to the day. It always makes me laugh when Trump says “the world is laughing at us” no sir, we’re not. That only happens when you speak.
IDK who made it up first, him or fox “news”, but it’s working… neighbor & office manager are both angry that “the judge won’t allow him to defend himself”.
@@juliancrooks3031 Thanks for demonstrating that you haven't got ANY clue. The President of Ukraine isn't a lawyer only but has also been a very successful businessman as a film producer. And he didn't go bankrupt 6+ times. He also doesn't have to fear being arrested for money laundering in Scotland as soon as he steps Football on Scottish soil.
In their defense, the trial is about hush money to a porn star. I, myself, would be too embarrassed by my spouses or father's actions to show my face in court. (even if I thought he wasn't guilty)
Don Jr. Went there one day. Probably just to as Daddy for his allowance... Oh oops it was Eric he was there for his allowance and so Daddy will love him.
I've trained hunting dogs for five decades. Fact: formal training for a hunter begins at or after 18 months... before that the dog is a baby then a toddler. They can't focus and retain how to find and point and return to the owner before that in a consistent manner. It takes time and bonding with your hound. Period
@@triciac1019 another fact... terriers are not the best for bird hunting....they are more like banryard guardians....if it runs it's prey. Srtters, pointers and retrievers are the best bird dogs...they just follow their nose when they work a field. It's a beautiful thing to see a bird dog in a field.when it comes to animals... people are the problem
@@sylvia106 it may have been however other than the german wire haired pointer, they are generally not a specific bird dog. The breeds best suited for bird hunting are Springer spaniels, English Setters, Labrador Retrievers and German short haired pointers and such
Please! Stop talking about what she has done to animals unless you’re going to let us know before hand so that we can stop listening to! I’m sorry if that sounds weak but I can’t listen to. It’s all I need to know is that there are numerous animals that she has murdered! Enough already
@williamwarner2518 you're correct, everyone who badmouths former president vonshitzenpants is secretly ineligible to vote. Otherwise, he would have lost the last election. Edit: if the Democrats are so good at rigging elections, how did he ever beat Hillary?
The fact that this individual is still a "contender" for the President of the United States makes me want to stop working and lose all faith in humanity.
The fact he is the best representative republicans have put forth is mind numbing. Or that he is even eligible to run for the office is beyond comprehension.
i understand.. but .. we gotta look out for ourselves and out family.. life is .. with or without this stupid government/ system!! I ASK YOU THIS!! IF YOU LIVED IN A JUNGLE>> WHICH YOU DO>> MADE UP OF CONCRETE AND THE PREDATORS ON 2 LEGS INSTEAD OF 4 OR NONE(snakes and or insects)>> SO IF YOU LIVED IN A JUNGLE>> AND LIFE CHANGED AS YOU KNEW IT>>> WOULD YOU SURVIVE OR DIE? .. please answer the opposite of what 70 % of the people i have asked answer me,...
He can’t talk and talk at the same time. The last time I attempted reading a transcript of one of his “speeches” my brain threw up and refused to come out of its pillow fort.
She said recently she shot 2 horses they've had for 25yrs, said they no longer wanted to be ridden so they were useless to her. So, how can you have a pet for 25yrs and zero feelings for it, she's a psychopath, didn't even consider giving them to a rescue, what a monster, the kids asked where there dog was, I wonder what she told them about their horses.
@rd9669 Nah, gang bangers are puppy/dog lovers. You'd be surprised. Now cats, on the other hand, no comment 😑. This coming from a person born and raised in the far south side of Chicago. And I love *all* animals for the record, but I'm not a banger.
After 8+ years, I still absolutely cannot even begin to fathom that literally ANYONE hears Trump speak anywhere anytime for any reason and not only thinks "wow, this guy is smart," but also thinks he should be the president. I know 8 year olds who have a larger vocabulary and speak more eloquently than Trump.
I hold out some slight hope that the highly intelligent (and very emotionally mature) Mr Kimmel may well be instrumental in saving us from having to endure another Orange presidency, much like Tina Fey was single-handedly to thank for saving us from a Sarah Palin Vice-Presidency. Please say strong, Jimmy. The country needs you!
Not to worry, I'm sure the insane amounts of cash he's getting to represent the Tangerine Twit will go a REALLY long way to alleviating that shame and embarrassment. This is assuming he's capable of either shame or embarrassment, which is a bold assumption to make given the circumstances.
Jimmy: how about bringing on the little kid who raised $200,000.00 to pay for his classmates’ back-tabs they “owe” for their school lunches? That would bring awareness to government funding for cafeteria lunch money. It’s shameful that we are neglecting poor school kids this way. Also: funding for educational/school supplies. Schools and teachers and KIDS are hurting. Why should these children be saddled with debt for lunch and missing educational material? This is our next generation and we as a nation are ignoring it’s learning “malnourishment.” PS thx for all you’re doing for our country. I’m a psychic detective who’s been on Unsolved Mysteries and I read for clients worldwide. My prediction for Little Donny (also the title of a novel I’m writing): full blown dementia before the election. 😝 keep up the good, joyful job you’re doing for us. ❤ Martha Woodworth/Las Vegas NV.
Jimmy is so quick witted and hysterical. He tells the truth and makes it funny. We all need a break from Trumps madness and stupidity! I love Jimmy’s shows!
@@AAZEDLARC Right!!?? I grew up in Southern California, and he was just the sports guy on the Kevin and Bean show on KROQ in the mornings! I didn't even like sports, but I liked Jimmy! Such a great guy, and I am so happy for his success, too!
Remember when donnie used the teleprompter? "Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do." He uses them _heaps!_
The judge can't compel him to testify but he certainly can vocalize in court that the gag order does not prevent him from testifying if he is advised to do so. To clarify of course. 😂
That was a very weird reaction. It was almost like he couldn't believe what was coming out of trump's mouth and had to react quickly but couldn't quite make his head do what he wanted it to.
The craziest thing is, i have otherwise smart friends who believe 45's b.s. & they say I've got "Trump derangement syndrome." But again, transference- that phrase is directed at the wrong people
@@horaceDaSpidah I've lost a friendship over the orange 45. In the end he stormed off, unironically saying, "Yeah, you're one of _those_ people", meaning a liberal, social democracy, not just buying your way out of any problem. So yeah, I _am_ one of those people.
The fact that Noem thinks that killing a 14 month old dog for being a normal 14 month old dog is a tough decision just screams the cruelty of the GOP to the rafters.
I am from South Africa and that woman has totally destroyed the credibility of the USA. We have Vets, if your pet is old, in pain, ill etc. You go to a vet so they can make an assessment and advise you. People here can actually be prosecuted for cruelty to animals.
Usually only half of the country bothers to vote. So, adjust the figures accordingly and t rump's support is miniscule, and declining. Theft of top secret national security docs, insurrection, Roe v Wade, 4 criminal trials, huge personal debt, wannabee dictatorship, WILL guarantee massive oppositional turnout.
Allegedly half of the USA supports trump! Remember that Polling uses only a tiny sample of people from a cross section of society and a lot depends on how questions are asked and how they are answered. We are often talking about a sample size of one or two thousand. In the States you may get a sample size of 3000 to 5000 people from 'Battleground States' and how do you think that compares with a total population of over 300 Million?? That's a lot of room for error. Polling is usually done over the phone around dinner time when people are home and a lot more educated people are either busy and/or screen their phone calls and so don't get included in a polling sample. That's just at the data collection point, then you have people filtering through the results and the way that is done can skew the results. Who commissioned the polling survey can also help to skew the results. Mark from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺
polls aren't elections. If anyone would ask me, I'd say I support trump, to drive more people out to vote for democracy and women's freedom and so much more. But I'd never ever even consider voting for Dicktator à l'Orange
I was participating in a Live chat with Michael Cohen and Ben Meiselas when he coined the phrase "Donald Von Shitzenpants". It took me 3 days to stop laughing. To preserve the remaining dignity of the trial and do the right thing by Judge Merchan, Mike has volunteered to not make any further disparaging remarks about Dungald J Shitzenpants, until after he testifies.
@@Michelle-kc8ht Since when are the initials of the ex-POTUS currently on trial in NYC considered code? (BTW - "POTUS" means President of the States". "NYC" means New York City. "BTW" means "By the way".) Are you having difficulty figuring out what "F" means?
@@Michelle-kc8ht Fun fact: moderators sometimes reject posts with "objectionable language" so code has to be used. Fear has nothing to do with it. End result? Their post remains.
It's shitler that says the wrong words and if shitler used one he might prove himself to be such horrid screw. Ups. Ie;: George Washington took tthe rsmosrts and the airports to win that was it was only 100 years prior to airplanes even existing.
Trump bragged about going into Miss Teen USA dressing rooms, for years! Now, we’re supposed to believe he’s worried about girls & not just trafficking in transphobia?
@@nelliekenny9630 We are not talking about bathrooms but DRESSING ROOMS. So you didn't see the load of images even everybody outside the US knows about? 🤔
Did he ever get to hire that potential jury member who said they wouldn't believe what Trump said even if he had his tongue notarized? That was priceless.
With how Donald loves to hold grudges against anyone who mocks him, I can't say I'm surprised that you made it into the trial, Jimmy. The highlight for me though was definitely when Todd Blanche brought up "Von ShitzInPantz" lmao. I expect it to get even crazier when Michael Cohen finally testifies!
Naptain America, Smellvis, the Toot Fairy, Ebenezer Snooze, The Hunchback of Bloater Dame... I hope there a catalog of all these hilarious monikers. Thank you, Jimmy. ahhhh my ribs hurt now.
@@stephenmitchell3a foetus under a certain age is not a living being. A puppy is living. Change your constitution and repeal the 2nd Amendment, it belongs to the Wild West, not a modern civilised society.
@@stephenmitchell3 Please reiterate your point to me, just so we're on the same page: The puppy is 14 months old. It has been *out of the womb* for a time span of 14 months. It is born. Right? Now please explain to me how you could possibly equivalize that to an *embryo!?* The *unborn* cell heap? Like; holy hell dude. Talk about oranges and apples ffs
"On the heels of the damaging videotape on which Trump and former Access Hollywood host Billy Bush salivated over Days of Our Live actress Arianne Zucker, and joked about sexually assaulting women, came allegations that Trump entered the Miss Teen USA changing room where girls as young as 15 were in various states of undress. Mariah Billado, Miss Teen Vermont 1997 told BuzzFeed, “I remember putting on my dress really quick because I was like, ‘Oh my god, there’s a man in here.'” Three other teenage contestants from the same year confirmed the story. The former pageant contestants discussed their memories of the incident after former Miss Arizona Tasha Dixon told Los Angeles’ CBS affiliate that Trump entered the Miss USA dressing room in 2001 when she was a contestant." Teens
"The Trump campaign did not offer a response to either story, but in a 2005 appearance on Howard Stern’s show, Trump bragged about doing exactly what the women describe. “I’ll go backstage before a show, and everyone’s getting dressed and ready and everything else,” he said."
@itspersonal3351"Fortunately or unfortunately" he added. Apparantly man has been doing that for MILLIONS of years. Don't his kind always claim the earth to be only 6000 years old?🤔
Anyone licensed to practice law in that venue can file an ethics complaint against that attorney based on his confirmation of an illegal act. Don’t let them disgrace all the hard work you put in to get there.
Sorry, I'd like to agree with you on this, but unfortunately all the attorney did here is at least publicly appear to agree with his client's interpretation of a court order. Basically he allowed himself to look like an idiot in order to let his client look good. Even if this happened without the concern for how it would look to the public and even if the attorney outright said "yup, that gag order prevents you from testifying", all he would be guilty of would be providing improper legal information to a client. Since this is the type of information that would be obviously wrong to any attorney exercising due diligence, it might be an ethics violation, but because the violation would be for wrongfully advising his client, only the client (or someone representing the client's interests) can file a complaint. What you are talking about would be if the attorney advised Trump that it would be perfectly fine (or a good move) for Trump to actually commit a crime, or assisted Trump in the commission of a crime. Choosing not to testify is not a crime, nor is blaming your decision on a Judge's order.
His lawyers FEAR his testimony. Once Ttump starts to talk, he can't stop himself. He always gives away the game and kind of admids his crimes in public, because in his mind he has the right to commit crimes. No, they don't want him in the witness stand.
"If Trump wins, I..I.. probably have to leave the country, I don't know." - Jimmy Kimmel. It was only half a joke and that scares me. We have to vote blue, Joe has to win this election or...
Watching from afar Kimmel does a great service in the defence of a proud nations freedom and democracy..Keep calling out this unhinged maniac of a traitor.
It's also nice to have a president who doesn't need a defense attorney
Or 15.
Or several dozen.🤣
Not yet. But deflection noted. It's cute how Biden supporters will overlook all of his scandals and legal problems - which makes them just like Trump supporters. Ooops!
He just needs his helpers at the care home , waiting for his arrival.. it won't be long.
@@lion73266listen to Howard stern’s interview with Biden? Just do it. Be honest with yourself.
I love the fact Jimmy keeps calling out Trump and obviously gets under his skin. Love it! Go full throttle on him, Jimmy.
@@stephenmitchell3Sure, Trump is far more entertaining as he tells so many obvious lies and his supporters seem to be oblivious. Biden is a run of the mill politician, perhaps like all of them, a little shady here and there but nothing spectacular like Mr Trump. Wow, you have a criminal ex-president, joining the ranks of Putin and other authoritarian crooks
@@stephenmitchell3
I love magabilly tears.
Kimmel please please keep it up.
@@stephenmitchell3 apparently you don't watch much Jimmy Kimmel
@stephenmitchell3 I love how Trump can bend down for a pen. Bubbas gonna love it too. 😅😊
The ball busting Kimmel does on trump fills me with immense joy!
EVERY WEEK DAY!
You and the other three hundred people watching him.
You know Jimmy is right when Trump starts to get upset 😡 🤣
@@markcramer74 "He said, as he jealously looked at the 19.4 million subscribers, then cried and peed at the same time"
I totally agree but I am bipartisan, I flip back and forth Cobert then back to Jimmy!
There are no bad dogs...just bad owners....
I was going to say the same thing 👍
@davidwang4364 "Incorrigible" means you don't know how to help or train them.
Hey Donnie! It's WAY past your jailtime!
And Joey's....and Hillary's.
@@stephenmitchell3 way past your bedtime too
@@stephenmitchell3
I know you are, but what am I? Is that how it goes?
@stephenmitchell3 can you list the crimes Joey and Hillary committed.
Facts not feelings
@@stephenmitchell3sure where is your evidence? Trump has crates of evidence on him and then half the people working for him become witnesses. See I don't worship politicians like maga, if ours commit crimes then we want them prosecuted. So please bring some good evidence since conservatives haven't yet.
Anyways I hope you have a good day
Biden was near my area this week and he spoke about infrastructure, clean water, jobs, women's rights. The difference in their rallies is astounding. It was so sane and peaceful and... not crazy
President Biden is the best😊😊😊😊😊
Boring ....lol
@@shielanunn3484The word is civilized, polite, on worthwhile matters that can and will improve the lives of all of us.
@@shielanunn3484😡 Save your laughs for the “ looney one “, * DJT ! 😀😂
Hey this is his suck up style.
Kristi should be charged with animal cruelties.... and all her animals rehomed .
Unfortunately the statute of limitation is only 7 years for a class 6 felony in South Dakota which is why she felt safe to brag about it.
I wonder how she treated her own children?
Better yet, she should be treated how she treated her animals.
Mike Vick?
@@patriciabeck7293probably shared ideas with birbert
Jimmy Kimmel, you are the funniest man on this planet. Smart, cutting and no BS, I love it !! Cheers from Aus.
From a UK fan of the Jimmy Kimmel show. Your monologue about Trump and some of the more crazed MAGA community restores my faith in the US. Absolutely fearless and brilliant.
Exactly! I'm clinging on for dear life, having always been a 'fan' of the US. One of the many, many reasons I hate tRump is because he soiled the American flag. (I have dozens on sweaters, shoes, cushions,...all of which I'm afraid to use now 😢) You, comedians and commentators, keep me sane, although I often despair. How do we get rid of the stench?
Same! Kimmel and coffee is a great start to the day. It always makes me laugh when Trump says “the world is laughing at us” no sir, we’re not. That only happens when you speak.
Same from Germany
I'm Dutch, and after living in London from 2011 to 2016 my faith in the UK is down the drain. Like most Europeans btw.
@@GuusJanssen The UK is in the gutter unfortunately. We ain't doing better upnin Scotland
Chickening out to testify.....just a coward
Yeah, and like he's actually going to debate Biden too.
Yep. He didn't even debate the other candidates, just called them names and losers.
@@henrys3629 That's as close as Trumpty Dumpty can get to an actual "debate".
@@kellycury8515 This boast of his was all bluster and no sincerity. Trump wouldn't DARE take Biden on again, he got trashed in their first debate.
IDK who made it up first, him or fox “news”, but it’s working… neighbor & office manager are both angry that “the judge won’t allow him to defend himself”.
Jimmy Kimmel for the prosecution. Hell yeah!
Why not ? It worked for Ukraine having a comedian president
@@juliancrooks3031 zelensky is also a lawyer.
@@juliancrooks3031 Trump is a game show host!
@@juliancrooks3031
Thanks for demonstrating that you haven't got ANY clue. The President of Ukraine isn't a lawyer only but has also been a very successful businessman as a film producer. And he didn't go bankrupt 6+ times. He also doesn't have to fear being arrested for money laundering in Scotland as soon as he steps Football on Scottish soil.
Kimmel you are fantastic
Congratulations Jimmy! You are now part of American history!
Awesome!
We love the Jimmy Kimmel team.
You know that he is guilty when his wife and children not even in the courtroom
In their defense, the trial is about hush money to a porn star. I, myself, would be too embarrassed by my spouses or father's actions to show my face in court. (even if I thought he wasn't guilty)
The ones we dont know about could be there.
Don Jr. Went there one day. Probably just to as Daddy for his allowance... Oh oops it was Eric he was there for his allowance and so Daddy will love him.
@@stephenmitchell3
Joe Derangement Syndrome
@@gary-rr7jp lol....yup- thats the whole point....HOW embarrassing!
I've trained hunting dogs for five decades. Fact: formal training for a hunter begins at or after 18 months... before that the dog is a baby then a toddler. They can't focus and retain how to find and point and return to the owner before that in a consistent manner. It takes time and bonding with your hound. Period
Thank you for sharing this! That Noam gets me so angry she killed him!
@@triciac1019 another fact... terriers are not the best for bird hunting....they are more like banryard guardians....if it runs it's prey. Srtters, pointers and retrievers are the best bird dogs...they just follow their nose when they work a field. It's a beautiful thing to see a bird dog in a field.when it comes to animals... people are the problem
@@chrisyacoback6320wasn’t the puppy a wire haired pointer?
@@sylvia106 it may have been however other than the german wire haired pointer, they are generally not a specific bird dog. The breeds best suited for bird hunting are Springer spaniels, English Setters, Labrador Retrievers and German short haired pointers and such
Even if it was a no go for a working dog - rescues are a thing!
The Courtroom Sketch Artist HATES him as all normal, intelligent people do. Artists are able to capture the spirit or essence of a person. Well done.
I love this. I just saved a vid to watch later of her being interviewed! Curious to hear from her
looks acurate
looks just like him
Exactly
Please! Stop talking about what she has done to animals unless you’re going to let us know before hand so that we can stop listening to! I’m sorry if that sounds weak but I can’t listen to. It’s all I need to know is that there are numerous animals that she has murdered! Enough already
“FOUNDING FARTER.?” Absolutely too hilarious!! Don’t know if everyone caught it it was so subtly thrown in…..well done, well done!
"They wont let me testify!"..... this guy lives in a completely different reality and expects us to live in it too. What a complete fool.
"Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth”
Josef Goebbels
It still works
at least for him and his bubble🙄
He knows who his audience is.
He doesn't live in any reality. He lives in Trumplandia.
His cult members live in that "reality"
And his lawyer can't control him, easy money for the lawyer for a waste of time. GUILTY
I would NEVER vote for donald trump..EVER!!!!
That's not a stretch for YOU since you've never voted
Or any candidate that has R next to name. Too many remain as election deniers and still not held accountable for J6.
@williamwarner2518 you're correct, everyone who badmouths former president vonshitzenpants is secretly ineligible to vote. Otherwise, he would have lost the last election.
Edit: if the Democrats are so good at rigging elections, how did he ever beat Hillary?
I agree... I could NEVER vote for Trump either... the man is nuts..
@@debracook1454 since you've NEVER voted that wont be a stretch...get your striped pajamas ready
The fact that this individual is still a "contender" for the President of the United States makes me want to stop working and lose all faith in humanity.
The fact he is the best representative republicans have put forth is mind numbing. Or that he is even eligible to run for the office is beyond comprehension.
Did that 4 years ago. Welcome to the club!
USA had the chance to deal with the traitor after J6/2020. But did not. Sad.
i understand.. but .. we gotta look out for ourselves and out family.. life is .. with or without this stupid government/ system!! I ASK YOU THIS!! IF YOU LIVED IN A JUNGLE>> WHICH YOU DO>> MADE UP OF CONCRETE AND THE PREDATORS ON 2 LEGS INSTEAD OF 4 OR NONE(snakes and or insects)>> SO IF YOU LIVED IN A JUNGLE>> AND LIFE CHANGED AS YOU KNEW IT>>> WOULD YOU SURVIVE OR DIE? .. please answer the opposite of what 70 % of the people i have asked answer me,...
I've lived in a bathrobe for the last 4 days, waiting for the sweet relief of death.
The reason he doesn’t use a teleprompter is because he can’t read & talk at the same time.
He can’t talk and talk at the same time. The last time I attempted reading a transcript of one of his “speeches” my brain threw up and refused to come out of its pillow fort.
Who
He can’t read
@@janemdorsey Dyslexia requires an attention span bigger than a gnat's.
@@Tonyhouse1168if I was drunk and just woke up I would probably give the same speech 😂😂😂
‘I can go 2 hours without a teleprompter without making any sense’
he doesn't think that his supporters are stupid. He KNOWS they are stupid
I love that comment. I often wonder how they can be so damn stupid.
He claimed that he loves under educated.
@@trevormorris4073 They aren't stupid. They're brainwashed.
Referring to Trump, indeed!
Not necessarily stupid, but "low-information."
What does every Red Hat have in common?
Answer: Hatred.
Brilliant
Fear.
And wilful ignorant.
@@zonian1966chinese manufactured red hats.
Parents who are cousins and a room temperature IQ.
He is going to bend down like that for prison.
Yes he's been practicing
you go bubba!
😮................. 🤭
Jimmy is a national treasure
He never disappoints 🎉
One of the best 🔥💙🇺🇸
i am writing in Jimmy for president.
Jimmy needs to do a part of his show from the courthouse
Jimmy Kimmel Show will be in the History book forever! 🤣🤣
So will the Donny Trump failed presidency. The worst in history.
🎉🎉🎉🎉
She said recently she shot 2 horses they've had for 25yrs, said they no longer wanted to be ridden so they were useless to her.
So, how can you have a pet for 25yrs and zero feelings for it, she's a psychopath, didn't even consider giving them to a rescue, what a monster, the kids asked where there dog was, I wonder what she told them about their horses.
What will she do to people when they're no longer *useful* to her?
She “bled out” their pet goat too🙈
It was 3 horses.
My grandfather had a farm. Everything on that farm had a job. From the newborn kittens and puppies to the children. He never shot any of the animals.
Try to imagine how she'd deal with human beings under her "rule" if she were VP. Scary gal.
Noem has the cold dead eyes of a sociopath.
And the actions of one.
The name is Gnome!
And she didn't make a "tough" decision, she made a rash and thoughtless one.
And the trigger finger of a mid west outlaw 😂😂😂😂
@rd9669 Nah, gang bangers are puppy/dog lovers. You'd be surprised. Now cats, on the other hand, no comment 😑. This coming from a person born and raised in the far south side of Chicago. And I love *all* animals for the record, but I'm not a banger.
After 8+ years, I still absolutely cannot even begin to fathom that literally ANYONE hears Trump speak anywhere anytime for any reason and not only thinks "wow, this guy is smart," but also thinks he should be the president.
I know 8 year olds who have a larger vocabulary and speak more eloquently than Trump.
After 40 years of education cuts that should not be shocking
You guys are doomed. Hugs from Australian.
@@shelleynowwilson Yes doomed and laughing over it from Canada.
@Ferinex_666 did you never learn about feudalism in school?
@@corners23251 What are you laughing at? Trump will invade you first thing.
Keep giving to him, Jimmy. You have got under his skin. 👍
I love the court sketch artist.
Mr Kimmel you are absolutely killing it with these monologues
I hold out some slight hope that the highly intelligent (and very emotionally mature) Mr Kimmel may well be instrumental in saving us from having to endure another Orange presidency, much like Tina Fey was single-handedly to thank for saving us from a Sarah Palin Vice-Presidency. Please say strong, Jimmy. The country needs you!
😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤😂😂😂
Yup my boy Jimbo Killin it
Smellvis, Hunchback of Bloater Dame, a 'Well-soiled machine', our Founding Farter, the writers were on FIRE 🔥tonight!
The TRIAL(S) of the century should be televised 👍👍
I agree
FYI….*Cameras in the courtroom have been banned in the state of New York since the Lindbergh baby Kidnapping in 1935.
@@alicetelford9027 Lindbergh was a proud fascist.
The Georgia case WILL be televised. But when?
Donald Trump or not if the ex-president of the most powerful country in the world is on trial it should be on tv
I closed my eyes and tried to imagine the one Trump supporter in NY who would cheer him on... and, yeah, that's exactly what I thought I'd see!
thought it would be a male but bog witch was a close second lol
Really?
Trump's Mar a Lardo resort will accept her.
@@mikemichael445
Yes, really.
She would team up magnificently with him. Next wife maybe...
This lawyer is a tool. He should be ashamed and embarrassed of his behavior.
It reminds me of how trump put the doctor on the spot over COVID when he started talking about injecting bleach.
Not to worry, I'm sure the insane amounts of cash he's getting to represent the Tangerine Twit will go a REALLY long way to alleviating that shame and embarrassment. This is assuming he's capable of either shame or embarrassment, which is a bold assumption to make given the circumstances.
that he is even trumps lawyer, is hysterical!🤣
The judge might have something to say about it... 🤔😵💫
He's representing Trump. I imagine he's already hit rock-bottom.
Jimmy: how about bringing on the little kid who raised $200,000.00 to pay for his classmates’ back-tabs they “owe” for their school lunches? That would bring awareness to government funding for cafeteria lunch money. It’s shameful that we are neglecting poor school kids this way. Also: funding for educational/school supplies. Schools and teachers and KIDS are hurting. Why should these children be saddled with debt for lunch and missing educational material? This is our next generation and we as a nation are ignoring it’s learning “malnourishment.” PS thx for all you’re doing for our country. I’m a psychic detective who’s been on Unsolved Mysteries and I read for clients worldwide. My prediction for Little Donny (also the title of a novel I’m writing): full blown dementia before the election. 😝 keep up the good, joyful job you’re doing for us. ❤ Martha Woodworth/Las Vegas NV.
Well maybe Melania Trump can help them now she's all about the children
Jimmy is so quick witted and hysterical. He tells the truth and makes it funny. We all need a break from Trumps madness and stupidity! I love Jimmy’s shows!
@@almira565ha ha ha, and you watched, cause here you are commenting. Dialing up Jummy's algorithms, so thanks.
When the orange ogre is finally gone... The Comedians will have so much harder times to get their laughs. I pity those times a coming.
@@almira565 orange bot detected
Kimmel is a national treasure at this point. What an amazing career trajectory, well done
@@AAZEDLARC Right!!?? I grew up in Southern California, and he was just the sports guy on the Kevin and Bean show on KROQ in the mornings! I didn't even like sports, but I liked Jimmy! Such a great guy, and I am so happy for his success, too!
Isn't it nice to have a president who uses the teleprompter? Thank you President Biden!
Hopefully trump drops the soap in prison.
@@edwardmorehouse1424 Nobody would touch that
Remember when donnie used the teleprompter? "Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do." He uses them _heaps!_
A teleprompter is just the evolution of technology from flash cards. What's the bigly deal.
@estebanvaldez3632 It's only because Trump isn't very good at using one. Not a great reader.
When Trump said he is not allowed to Testify. The judge should order him to testify or da e jail time. We will see .
I’d love to see him call his bluff, but you can’t be forced to testify when you’re on trial. Lol
Have you not heard of the 5th amendment?
The judge can't compel him to testify but he certainly can vocalize in court that the gag order does not prevent him from testifying if he is advised to do so. To clarify of course. 😂
"da e jail" What the hell does that mean?
If 45 testifies..what would it be except continuous pleas of the 5th Amendment? Only time the man cares about a piece of the Constitution.
Emmy for Jimmy!!!
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The day he's behind bars will be a good day.
The bedt day!
as long as it's more than just violating a gag order
🥰 YES ! A 🎼dancing in the streets 🎶 🎵 moment ! 👍
There will be joy around the free world! Maybe even street parties
@@ThePorpoisepower Even that will put a BIG grin on my face.
His lawyer should be disbarred for shaking his head yes when he knows in fact, Trump can testify.
That was a very weird reaction. It was almost like he couldn't believe what was coming out of trump's mouth and had to react quickly but couldn't quite make his head do what he wanted it to.
Reminds me of the unfortunate doctor who looked like she endorsed Trump's miracle cure for Covid.
@@juannagrant-salmon7764She wanted the ground to swallow her up, she was so embarrassed!
tRump's lawyer was like, "Yeah, sure! Whatever you say, boss. I just want to get paid!"
His lawyer probably told him he wasn't allowed just to make sure he didn't insist on testifying.
The ability to "bend down like that" will be useful in prison
Bubba waits !!!
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And quite sure the cell block D gang don't have wee mushrooms..
Come to Pappa, Trumpy!
The attorney his head "no" before reversing and nodding, classic.
Anyone with normal intelligence hates him
That leaves out Maga
The craziest thing is, i have otherwise smart friends who believe 45's b.s. & they say I've got "Trump derangement syndrome." But again, transference- that phrase is directed at the wrong people
lol I’ve been accused of Trump derangement syndrome
@@tkingransom Likewise... Wear it as a Badge if HONOR!
@@horaceDaSpidah I've lost a friendship over the orange 45. In the end he stormed off, unironically saying, "Yeah, you're one of _those_ people", meaning a liberal, social democracy, not just buying your way out of any problem. So yeah, I _am_ one of those people.
@@horaceDaSpidah Just had to say, your name just took me back to my childhood when we blasted the Who on our record player!😁
He is so effing out of his mind! If he was anybody else he would have been in put in a rest home and sedated!
If he were anyone else he would have been put in jail.
Psych ward, sedated and studied.
The fact that Noem thinks that killing a 14 month old dog for being a normal 14 month old dog is a tough decision just screams the cruelty of the GOP to the rafters.
Ya, Pro-Life, right?!
@@dhulbert855 Cricket and the goat and the three horses sure didn't think so.
Hatred is a way into Hell. Perhaps I should negotiate with Satan over control of her thermostat and furnace?
i SCREAMED when she said that. Is she okay? Truly?
I am from South Africa and that woman has totally destroyed the credibility of the USA. We have Vets, if your pet is old, in pain, ill etc. You go to a vet so they can make an assessment and advise you. People here can actually be prosecuted for cruelty to animals.
She should not be allowed to remain as governor
The fact that Trump is being supported by half of the electorate is both mind blowing and scary.
Not half. 30% at best.
Half the country supports tRump, that's the scary part 😭
Usually only half of the country bothers to vote.
So, adjust the figures accordingly and t rump's
support is miniscule, and declining.
Theft of top secret national security docs,
insurrection, Roe v Wade, 4 criminal trials,
huge personal debt, wannabee dictatorship,
WILL guarantee massive oppositional turnout.
Allegedly half of the USA supports trump! Remember that Polling uses only a tiny sample of people from a cross section of society and a lot depends on how questions are asked and how they are answered. We are often talking about a sample size of one or two thousand. In the States you may get a sample size of 3000 to 5000 people from 'Battleground States' and how do you think that compares with a total population of over 300 Million?? That's a lot of room for error.
Polling is usually done over the phone around dinner time when people are home and a lot more educated people are either busy and/or screen their phone calls and so don't get included in a polling sample. That's just at the data collection point, then you have people filtering through the results and the way that is done can skew the results. Who commissioned the polling survey can also help to skew the results.
Mark from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺
polls aren't elections. If anyone would ask me, I'd say I support trump, to drive more people out to vote for democracy and women's freedom and so much more.
But I'd never ever even consider voting for Dicktator à l'Orange
I was participating in a Live chat with Michael Cohen and Ben Meiselas when he coined the phrase "Donald Von Shitzenpants". It took me 3 days to stop laughing. To preserve the remaining dignity of the trial and do the right thing by Judge Merchan, Mike has volunteered to not make any further disparaging remarks about Dungald J Shitzenpants, until after he testifies.
Can you imagine being in court watching drumps face when he heard that??? 😂😂😂👍👍👍👍
I saw that, too!😂😂😂😂
His diaper wasn’t full yet when he picked up that pen 😅
Don is the Shitler!
I think a better moniker would be Von Shitzferbrainz!
Jimmy always finds a way to get under Orange Julius skin, and I'm here for it.
Yes he does and I am here also
Kumquats have the same shade, too, just smaller like the fungi Stormy picked.
@@dthomas9230 are you sure it's not orange kumquiks?
Jimmy a Gem! ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Please vote for democracy, vote blue
Jimmy, night after night you and your writing team are just killing it. Brilliant work. 😅
"Founding Farter"! That is just too funny!
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@@DonnaMayStanish
Nailed it out of the park Jimmy!!!! Dont stop. We need you🇺🇸💙👏👏👏👏👏👏
Trump always makes up his own alternative reality.
He thinks Fox is real news and the Enquirer deserves a Pulitzer. Dunning and Kruger publishers are under contract.
Now if only he would go live in that alternative reality forevermore...
The courtroom sketch artist has definitely captured his essence.
Those sketches are really ugly! And accurate as hell.
Those sketches are really ugly! And accurate.
Yes, orange and foul!
😂😂😂😂😂
FDJT, FDJT, FDJT, FDJT, FDJT!
@@Michelle-kc8ht Since when are the initials of the ex-POTUS currently on trial in NYC considered code? (BTW - "POTUS" means President of the States". "NYC" means New York City. "BTW" means "By the way".) Are you having difficulty figuring out what "F" means?
@@Michelle-kc8ht Fun fact: moderators sometimes reject posts with "objectionable language" so code has to be used. Fear has nothing to do with it. End result? Their post remains.
crystal clear
@@Michelle-kc8htI found it fun so yes
Jimmy is funny . He brings a very entertaining slant on trump news.
“I simply close my beautiful blue eyes…” … who talks like this?!
Someone who doesn't have beautiful anything.
Former president von Shitzenpants
your next president, thank god
@@youaresoft-ee4ub Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh.
@@youaresoft-ee4ub he’s never going to go down on you … even though you’re in the cult
8:51 Trump doesn’t use teleprompters BC HE CAN’T READ!
It's shitler that says the wrong words and if shitler used one he might prove himself to be such horrid screw. Ups. Ie;: George Washington took tthe rsmosrts and the airports to win that was it was only 100 years prior to airplanes even existing.
Precisely!
Trump uses teleprompter constantly! More lies!
Lol!
And he loves to talk trash he don't like to follow the rules that's another reason he don't use it
I’m still wondering how killing her animals fits in with Kristi Noem’s “pro-life” stance…🤔
The animals weren't embryos or zygotes. The executions were carried out with a gun, which is the ultimate expression of "freedom" in Noem's world.
Exactly
-Pro-life- Pro-control
Like every republican…pro their own life…F everyone else’s
She aborted the puppy nine months after it was born.
Jimmy Kimmel one of the best late night talk show hosts ever 😊and Geillermo is the Latin satin that makes the show classy😅. Love ya guys
Jail is a necessary punishment. Lock him Up!
Start stocking up on canned mackerel.
Jail or nut house will do as long as it is for a long time.
Todd Blanche actually broke character (nearly laughed) when Trump said he couldn't testify because of the gag order. Oh the joy of video!
Trump bragged about going into Miss Teen USA dressing rooms, for years! Now, we’re supposed to believe he’s worried about girls & not just trafficking in transphobia?
'If I do it, it's legal'
- The Man Of Steal
You forgot, it's Trump, he's allowed to do so. Any other man of the US has to respect woman, not he himself!
Same supporters of his said J e ws wouldn't replace them ...now they want to send blanks checks to them
Ladies bathrooms have cubicles. So what's the problem ?
@@nelliekenny9630
We are not talking about bathrooms but DRESSING ROOMS.
So you didn't see the load of images even everybody outside the US knows about? 🤔
Your monologues are great! Thank your many writers! And I am watching on TH-cam as I no longer have cable.. too expensive.
Omg , Jimmy, you and your writers ARE a delight in this world :D Thank you! 😄
Did he ever get to hire that potential jury member who said they wouldn't believe what Trump said even if he had his tongue notarized? That was priceless.
Dozy Don
Noem didn't make a tough choice, she chose to be unnecessarily cruel
Sorry forgot the full name Dozy Dairy-aire Don
You forgot the farts
@@janemdorsey Defense should have a scented candle burning nearby.
@@janemdorsey You're right it should be Dozy Dairy-aire Don
Au contraire! The sketch artist captured him perfectly!
nailed it guess sherwin williams can add ogre ochre to the color wheel now
Gotta love the expression on the face of the security guard when the 'supporter' is raging.
Bending down that way will make him new friends in prison.
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. . . until they see his diaper. Major turn-off.
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Well, he's had plenty of practice with Putin.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🙏😊❤️👋
With how Donald loves to hold grudges against anyone who mocks him, I can't say I'm surprised that you made it into the trial, Jimmy. The highlight for me though was definitely when Todd Blanche brought up "Von ShitzInPantz" lmao. I expect it to get even crazier when Michael Cohen finally testifies!
😂😂😂😂😂 he said VonShitzenPantz Twice! I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can’t wait for Michael
Michael will be a model witness with his facts in line. He's going to be great.
Naptain America, Smellvis, the Toot Fairy, Ebenezer Snooze, The Hunchback of Bloater Dame... I hope there a catalog of all these hilarious monikers. Thank you, Jimmy. ahhhh my ribs hurt now.
So hilarious!!!!Trump suffering another form of humiliation on TV. Kimmel is awesome. We love it. Good on you, mate.
Jimmy, your monologues are GOLD, and not the cheap kind that covers all of trumps stuff!
Jail is a necessary punishment. Lock him
well overdue
Biden too.
Smellvis? Magaronis?🤣 Keep it up, Jimmy👍!
"Johnny Carson didn't get that with Nixon... we did here"... Jimmy, YOU'RE KILLIN' IT!!!
Jimmy sucks.
@@shawnthomas7404 your comment suck ssir.
Noem should be jailed. 14 month old puppy???? Psycho
@@stephenmitchell3a foetus under a certain age is not a living being. A puppy is living. Change your constitution and repeal the 2nd Amendment, it belongs to the Wild West, not a modern civilised society.
@@stephenmitchell3 The difference between an independent living being and a clump of cells attached to a womb seems to elude you.
@@stephenmitchell3 Duh.
@@stephenmitchell3
Please reiterate your point to me, just so we're on the same page:
The puppy is 14 months old.
It has been *out of the womb* for a time span of 14 months. It is born. Right?
Now please explain to me how you could possibly equivalize that to an *embryo!?* The *unborn* cell heap?
Like; holy hell dude.
Talk about oranges and apples ffs
The greatest punishment for Noem is if it turns out she made it all up to look tough.
Please come to NYC and sit in the courtroom!!! Do it for America🇺🇸🇺🇸
Jimmy Kimmel IS where it’s at! 💙
Trump should know all about going into locker rooms or dressing rooms, full of half dressed women he did that numerous times
"On the heels of the damaging videotape on which Trump and former Access Hollywood host Billy Bush salivated over Days of Our Live actress Arianne Zucker, and joked about sexually assaulting women, came allegations that Trump entered the Miss Teen USA changing room where girls as young as 15 were in various states of undress.
Mariah Billado, Miss Teen Vermont 1997 told BuzzFeed, “I remember putting on my dress really quick because I was like, ‘Oh my god, there’s a man in here.'” Three other teenage contestants from the same year confirmed the story. The former pageant contestants discussed their memories of the incident after former Miss Arizona Tasha Dixon told Los Angeles’ CBS affiliate that Trump entered the Miss USA dressing room in 2001 when she was a contestant."
Teens
"The Trump campaign did not offer a response to either story, but in a 2005 appearance on Howard Stern’s show, Trump bragged about doing exactly what the women describe. “I’ll go backstage before a show, and everyone’s getting dressed and ready and everything else,” he said."
“When you’re a star, they let you do it”. ~ The sexual predator’s brain
@itspersonal3351"Fortunately or unfortunately" he added. Apparantly man has been doing that for MILLIONS of years. Don't his kind always claim the earth to be only 6000 years old?🤔
@lilianevanbel3123 Ancient Man didn't have a house not to mind a room.
Anyone licensed to practice law in that venue can file an ethics complaint against that attorney based on his confirmation of an illegal act. Don’t let them disgrace all the hard work you put in to get there.
Sorry, I'd like to agree with you on this, but unfortunately all the attorney did here is at least publicly appear to agree with his client's interpretation of a court order. Basically he allowed himself to look like an idiot in order to let his client look good. Even if this happened without the concern for how it would look to the public and even if the attorney outright said "yup, that gag order prevents you from testifying", all he would be guilty of would be providing improper legal information to a client. Since this is the type of information that would be obviously wrong to any attorney exercising due diligence, it might be an ethics violation, but because the violation would be for wrongfully advising his client, only the client (or someone representing the client's interests) can file a complaint.
What you are talking about would be if the attorney advised Trump that it would be perfectly fine (or a good move) for Trump to actually commit a crime, or assisted Trump in the commission of a crime. Choosing not to testify is not a crime, nor is blaming your decision on a Judge's order.
"I close my eyes and just take it in" :
His prison preparation.
makes it easy for bubba.
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I am just dying laughing
I’m talking about the fact that he says his lawyer is advising him not to testify. What a bunch of crazy
His lawyers FEAR his testimony.
Once Ttump starts to talk, he can't stop himself. He always gives away the game and kind of admids his crimes in public, because in his mind he has the right to commit crimes. No, they don't want him in the witness stand.
(886) Blessed are we to have Mr. Kimmel that has the GUTS to call it out.
Nothing to lose. Many agree.
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"If Trump wins, I..I.. probably have to leave the country, I don't know."
- Jimmy Kimmel.
It was only half a joke and that scares me. We have to vote blue, Joe has to win this election or...
Watching from afar Kimmel does a great service in the defence of a proud nations freedom and democracy..Keep calling out this unhinged maniac of a traitor.
MAY TRUTH AND RIGHTEOUSNESS SHINE IN 2024
Keep up the pressure Jimmy.
Anyone is allowed to testify on their own defense.
tRump's has trained his tongue to only plead the fifth in court and to go full throttle in the hallway.
Anyone who has 2 brain cells to rub together knows that. Which is exactly why Red-Hatters will completely buy Trump's BS.
Seeing Trump's lawyer trying not to choke on his bullshit is hilarious!
Donald of Troy... The face that shipped a thousand lunches!!😆😅😂🤣
Pedro Pascal is wonderful 👍