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  • @ColeyDoesThings
    @ColeyDoesThings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    use my code COLEY on your first Sakuraco box through my link: team.sakura.co/coleydoesthings-SC2206 or TokyoTreat box through my link: team.tokyotreat.com/coleydoesthings-TT2206 for $5 off!! :D

    • @jimmythepug6959
      @jimmythepug6959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      POG 5 HOURS AGO 😍

    • @andrewdiaz3529
      @andrewdiaz3529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We Are Groot

    • @zeninless8662
      @zeninless8662 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am groot

    • @JohnFiala
      @JohnFiala 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I AM GROOT

    • @jas7256
      @jas7256 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did you get a sponsor for this shitpost of a vid

  • @duckysguidetoshipping8930
    @duckysguidetoshipping8930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12028

    I swear AO3 is a coal mine you might find a diamond or you might find a piece of very weird coal

    • @simplypink8375
      @simplypink8375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      truer words have never been said

    • @TobyAnderson
      @TobyAnderson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      I think this is just weird coal.

    • @hotcocoandart
      @hotcocoandart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +492

      And that weird chunk of coal is the one you always keep in your pocket because you love it

    • @duckysguidetoshipping8930
      @duckysguidetoshipping8930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@hotcocoandart omg yess

    • @sunhopii8534
      @sunhopii8534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      The weird coal part reminds me of that one time I read a smut fic of a character x corndog (a corndog that can TALK and has THOUGHTS)

  • @nobetawedielikemysanity
    @nobetawedielikemysanity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5122

    The existential crisis from “I am Groot?” Was absolutely beautiful 🥹

    • @coolstraw7682
      @coolstraw7682 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Still no comments? Ill change that.

  • @foursho
    @foursho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9923

    I shed a tear. That “I am Groot?” really shook me. As if Groot is now unsure if he really IS Groot. Is Groot Groot? I will never know. Thank you Coley for blessing us with 8 minutes of this truly groundbreaking and masterfully written fanfic.

    • @bananaclub7222
      @bananaclub7222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like your machi pfp

    • @vener_a
      @vener_a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😭

    • @Taylors_version_from_the_vault
      @Taylors_version_from_the_vault 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Is this Satire? I’m autistic and it’s a bit hard for me to get jokes sometimes

    • @foursho
      @foursho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Taylors_version_from_the_vault it is :’) ,sorry for the confusion!

    • @bananaclub7222
      @bananaclub7222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Taylors_version_from_the_vault Yes, its satire :D

  • @getinloserweregoingshopping947
    @getinloserweregoingshopping947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    When they said "I am groot" I freaking cried.
    They went too far

    • @suraya_
      @suraya_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      fr, groot deserved better 😔

    • @getinloserweregoingshopping947
      @getinloserweregoingshopping947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@suraya_ it kinda ruined me for a while, i just couldn't stop thinking about how moving it was

    • @applejustice
      @applejustice ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HELP THIS MADE ME GIGGLE

  • @Fairywithabunker
    @Fairywithabunker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7143

    Groot sounds like he is going through something serious then reflects on his past... he's clearly have meltdowns in the fanfic. Poor baby. Somebody hug him

    • @UJEvans
      @UJEvans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      You can really feel his pain as he goes through this identity crisis.
      I just wish Rocket would listen to him and console him

  • @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155
    @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

    Take a shot of water everytime she says I am Groot(we don’t want you dying of alcohol poisoning)

    • @sandieiwona
      @sandieiwona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      I would die of over-hydration if I were to do this

    • @miniewa4855
      @miniewa4855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      we'd die from water poisoning instead

    • @Crown1923DC
      @Crown1923DC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@miniewa4855 I mean the op said that they don't want us to die from alcohol poisoning and not water poisoning.... So *sips water aggressively*

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Then just take a drop of water

    • @Avacodork
      @Avacodork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ZaxorVonSkyler I injected water into my blood like anesthetic. I'm not okay. Call 911

  • @TheChaoticAsexual
    @TheChaoticAsexual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3124

    Do you think Coley ever lost track on which “I am Groot” she was at?

    • @DLCS-2
      @DLCS-2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Definitely.

    • @ghosteaaa7949
      @ghosteaaa7949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      totally

    • @LeslieLorane
      @LeslieLorane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Absogrootly.

    • @axoltheartist
      @axoltheartist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Lou Lou he

    • @canoess
      @canoess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@LeslieLorane groont do that ever again

  • @mollysmith2366
    @mollysmith2366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4755

    the sheer commitment from Coley to read through all the words of this masterpiece is pure dedication to the arts!

    • @e_intelligence2487
      @e_intelligence2487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I know, I would just scroll all the way to the bottom cuz I wouldn't have the patience to read the same 3 words over and over again.

    • @tabathaarria9558
      @tabathaarria9558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      as she should because that's what the fic deserves 😭

    • @mayak3429
      @mayak3429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not allll of them...

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@e_intelligence2487 wdym??? this is a masterpiece with so many plot teists

    • @sanaira190
      @sanaira190 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What masterpiece? I am not criticising. It's just I am groot written everywhere! What's with this popularity and appraisal? Please explain.

  • @ambys1709
    @ambys1709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +969

    AO3 houses both gems and fake bits of plastic that have been run through the microwave before being covered in flourescent sticky nail polish

    • @scruffalumps
      @scruffalumps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      and both are great

    • @tabbybarrington5352
      @tabbybarrington5352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And which do you consider this fic to be?

    • @cheorrei
      @cheorrei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@tabbybarrington5352 the best gem of all bro

    • @ambys1709
      @ambys1709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@tabbybarrington5352 the diamond to precede all diamonds

  • @kal.august.yippee
    @kal.august.yippee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4865

    I am literally in tears, whoever wrote this may just be the best author known to man, I've never seen anything quite like it, truly unique. (in all seriousness, "I," "am", and "groot" no longer sound like words & Groot was never even a word to begin with💀)

    • @crow3467
      @crow3467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ja mais vu (it's basically the reverse of deja vu)

    • @charxthekoopaking5673
      @charxthekoopaking5673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same.

    • @user-gc8pg2gx7w
      @user-gc8pg2gx7w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      i am groot doesnt sound like i am groot anymore 😭

    • @CatLuvr69
      @CatLuvr69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I definitely laughed when I saw what was being read out. My sister asked if I was okay and I had to explain. I don't even know how to explain this thing.

    • @ScooberGoober
      @ScooberGoober 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crow3467 it's when something similar seems strangely new

  • @CookiehsAndDreams
    @CookiehsAndDreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    "Popularity doesn't mean quality"
    **slowly looks toward the "After" series**

    • @DLCS-2
      @DLCS-2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Yeah , we don't talk about those

    • @sadpowie
      @sadpowie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      *immediately looks away in disgust*

    • @user-uw1do5yr4n
      @user-uw1do5yr4n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I can't belive 14 year old me actually bought those because a former friend recommended them 😭😭🤚

    • @CookiehsAndDreams
      @CookiehsAndDreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@user-uw1do5yr4n oh honey, I’m so sorry-

    • @thewoesofyicity
      @thewoesofyicity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Should I even ask what is the "After" series?xD

  • @_lovesick_boo
    @_lovesick_boo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    did i just use 14 minutes of my life listening to someone read the sentence “I am Groot” repeatedly? yes, yes i did

  • @lesbiansuperjesus
    @lesbiansuperjesus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    coley saying "i am groot" over and over again for 8 minutes is not something i thought i would see today but i am grateful nonetheless

  • @gemmm3645
    @gemmm3645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Shout-out to TokyoTreat and SakuraCo for sponsoring this video of a lady repeatedly saying she is Groot

    • @daniellemhall1358
      @daniellemhall1358 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @beefbulg0gii
    @beefbulg0gii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    this is a true masterpiece, a heart-throbbing yet spicy tearjerker. i will be showing this to all of my children and their children. this piece deserves to be worshipped by all of mankind. the plot and storyline is immaculate, the relationships between the relatable and lovable characters are deep and complex. definitely an 11/10 would recommend

    • @lienn.10
      @lienn.10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BYE IM CRYING TEARJERKER

    • @beefbulg0gii
      @beefbulg0gii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how tf did i get 300 likes in 7 hours im dead

    • @M1mithesilly
      @M1mithesilly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well said buddy.

    • @beefbulg0gii
      @beefbulg0gii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@M1mithesilly thank you

  • @madelinefavour4065
    @madelinefavour4065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Me: confused how she is going to read a whole story in less than 15 minutes
    Coly: I am groot. I am groot…..
    Me:….. oh. I see.
    Me: I really should have seen this coming.

    • @jem5636
      @jem5636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I knew which fic was the most kudos so my thought was mostly "you're going to spend 14 minutes on *this*?
      Good job coley.

    • @gemmahill357
      @gemmahill357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      is that a marvel reference?
      ... i understood that reference
      im gonna go now, byeeee

  • @minjaehyuk
    @minjaehyuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    It's.. it literally left me sobbing. Literally none other fanfiction was capable of making ME cry hysterically but this? This one deserves an award. The writing style, the fonts the AGHHH it's so good?? Literally i want their skills so bad

  • @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155
    @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I hope one day to have a fic so notable it ends up here

    • @lemongloves
      @lemongloves 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @beyond your imagination i enjoyed ur mom 😩

    • @hickorydaisy4117
      @hickorydaisy4117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Saaaaaame

    • @Mmmkaramel
      @Mmmkaramel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would feel so honored if my fic reached that level of infamy

  • @emilyrattini8462
    @emilyrattini8462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    It feels like there's an actual story behind this, but it was just replaced with these three words, repeated to the point where it becomes mere noise.
    And what she said about the difficulty in getting your stuff out there... I've posted six stories so far. Five of them each have less than 50 hits, and less than 10 kudos, apiece. Then there's the one Owl House thing I wrote, which over 400 people have seen, and the kudos count is definitely over 70.
    The imbalance is ridiculous, and I'm proud of it.

    • @yellowsoy2475
      @yellowsoy2475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I have 18 stories and one blew up to 3000+ kudos the next one is 400+

    • @emilyrattini8462
      @emilyrattini8462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yellowsoy2475 holy shit, congrats! What are the titles?

    • @princessravendiamond4288
      @princessravendiamond4288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      There will always be an imbalance. Wattpad is always talked about like it only has trash fanfics, but it's not true. I've found masterpieces in some of my favorite fandoms and even a couple incredible wips that are originals!
      Though, I admit that I have a strong bias since I actually write on Wattpad (it's a journal rather than an actual fic and I'm always a little disappointed that no one reads it) and have had an account there for 3+ years

    • @yellowsoy2475
      @yellowsoy2475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@princessravendiamond4288 I have read some really nice stories on Wattpad but I find navigating it confusing.

    • @yellowsoy2475
      @yellowsoy2475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@emilyrattini8462 My 3000+ is a wip. To Ride a Stygian Tiger. MDZS fandom. 21 chapters and not sure when it’ll end XD. The other is When the Spider Meets the panthers. ATom Holland Spider-Man one shot with the tag “Peter Parker is a BTS fan….” I don’t know why I decided to go with that….

  • @fnryene5313
    @fnryene5313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    When you read this fanfic, the raw emotion with which you read it, it nearly brings me to tears. Thoughtful of you to warn us of the NSFW part. Still one of the best works to date.

  • @eleanormaddocks1834
    @eleanormaddocks1834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    When looking for fanfic I find if you’re just browsing fewer tags are better. Select fandom, filter for 1 ship (maybe 2 if you’re picky and it’s a big fandom) and 1-3 tags including filtering in/out AU, exclude crossovers or filter out any fandoms you don’t want crossovers for, sort by kudos and go to page 3/4. That is where you will find the best fic.

    • @shriya9925
      @shriya9925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      k wait i’m curious why page 3/4 and not just start from 1

    • @eleanormaddocks1834
      @eleanormaddocks1834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@shriya9925 because the first couple of pages are usually good, but pretty bland in comparison. You start to get the more interesting premises on page 3/4, and because they’re usually not the sort of thing that would appeal to everyone, because they’re a little less basic concepts, they don’t have quite as many kudos. You can absolutely start from 1, they’ll usually still be excellent fics, but if you want something that will absolutely blow your mind I tend to find you need to go a few pages deep.

    • @crysy2070
      @crysy2070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@shriya9925 also maybe because the first few pages are the more recent ones so they might be incompleted I feel but I agree that most of the good ones are the ones after the first few pages

    • @devilsgambit738
      @devilsgambit738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@shriya9925 I find that usually the first couple pages are the ones with all the one shots or crossover fics- neither of which I’m looking for - so I’ll usually skip the first couple pages too after a quick skim through lol

    • @srtatropicalia
      @srtatropicalia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok, so i didn't really believe you about looking in the 3/4 page, and I just went back to search the tag I was on (ranked by bookmark, filtered by pining) and OMG I'm so glad I kept searching until that fourth page, I just found some gold in there 👌🏽 so thanks!!

  • @elenacottica386
    @elenacottica386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Similar video idea: scrolling through the most popular fanfics on the site.
    Maybe the first 4-5 pages? It's interesting to see which fandoms are the most popular

    • @teddylover878
      @teddylover878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i recently did something like this, but with the top 1000 fics; the most commom fandoms were harry potter, marvel, teen wolf and my hero academia (if i remember correctly)

    • @mackennnna1234
      @mackennnna1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@teddylover878 definitely Harry Potter, if I remember. It’s been a while since I did that

    • @axoltheartist
      @axoltheartist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Inverse of this:
      Take recommendations for underrated/small fandoms, and look through the least popular fics.

  • @Pixie_Mess
    @Pixie_Mess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    was not expecting you to read the whole piece, but it is what it deserves

  • @lingjenthoibi3540
    @lingjenthoibi3540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Coley's parents outside: We have created a genius

  • @Aya-ej6gt
    @Aya-ej6gt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    WHAT AN AMAZING FIC. 10/10 ABSOLUTE TEAR JERKER 🤧

  • @maidarlindear
    @maidarlindear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Sees title: [𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙]
    oh, Ao3 users, please never change! 🥺🤭

  • @Cinth_Venomurr
    @Cinth_Venomurr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Was Groot having an identity crisis in this book?
    They seemed so unsure at some points

    • @preminger3296
      @preminger3296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I thought it was like a smut fic based on the NSFW tag lol

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      it's smut, apparently.

  • @elenacottica386
    @elenacottica386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    I showed this to a friend of mine who just got into fanfic. She was very confused.
    So yeah, this was Amazing! But it would be wonderful if you made that Merlin video you mentioned 👉👈🥺

    • @The_Firevenus
      @The_Firevenus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I SECOND THIS,,, merlin fandom holds a special place in my heart and their fanfics never dissapointed

    • @literalcyborg3723
      @literalcyborg3723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MERLIN HELL YEAH

    • @kaydubsthekoifish
      @kaydubsthekoifish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm about to do that too.
      Wish me luck!

    • @misguided_ghost
      @misguided_ghost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      MERLIN
      omg if coley made a merlin video i would be so happy!

    • @elenacottica386
      @elenacottica386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@misguided_ghost same T.T

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodnb9369
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodnb9369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Your rendition of “I am Groot” really brought me to tears. That “I am Groot.” Where groot finally found himself and was able to accept “I am Groot” completely, even if it didn’t last. Honestly a magnificent way to spend 8 minutes, this fic always brings me to tears.

  • @bagofgroceries
    @bagofgroceries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    This is PEAK COMEDY.

    • @anica7438
      @anica7438 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      same hahahahah but its strangely good?

  • @scaramouche_enjoyer068
    @scaramouche_enjoyer068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    you will never be able to hear the phrase "I am groot" the same ever again.

  • @quietzest
    @quietzest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Ao3 is it’s own planet, and I adore it.
    I used to be a Quotev main, but have slowly moved over to Ao3…
    Needless to say, I am so happy to now be part of the lovely community that made this absolutely AMAZING reading experience possible. Truly magnificent work on the author’s part 😌 I’m surprised you were able to put the magnitude of this fic into a video.

    • @sadpowie
      @sadpowie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wait there's ffs on quotev ???

    • @notaninfodump5929
      @notaninfodump5929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ayyye, a Quotev user! I haven’t used mine much, but it still holds a special place in my heart.

    • @charlotties_
      @charlotties_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ah. quotev. i love that site. it is my only form of social media.

    • @SunnflowerCanon
      @SunnflowerCanon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, yes Quotev. I live there.

    • @charlotties_
      @charlotties_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SunnflowerCanon haha omg me too

  • @toasterstripes
    @toasterstripes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    the amount of shots you would have to take for every time coley read “i am groot” (in the fic) would be 436, so you would have alcohol poisoning 21 times over

    • @toasterstripes
      @toasterstripes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Marlowe Mauer are you alive

    • @axoltheartist
      @axoltheartist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@toasterstripes oh god they haven’t replied.
      Press F to pay respects

    • @chickenwithtinyhumanfeet
      @chickenwithtinyhumanfeet 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I should tell my friend that we're going to listen to someone read a really popular fanfic and ever time she says I am Groot we have too take a shot I can't just imagine the look he'd give me

  • @cow5106
    @cow5106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I am literally in tears, I Am Groot is the most emotional thing I have ever read. I read it first when I was 12 years old, and it really inspired me to take up writing. Whenever I'm feeling sad, all I need to do is re-read it just to feel better. New York bestseller could never. 11/10 😩

  • @Fairywithabunker
    @Fairywithabunker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Who knew "I am Groot" can carry so many emotions and meanings in this fanfiction?

  • @karamelalb2328
    @karamelalb2328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    All joking aside a piece of work like this really shows how art in general works. Because it conveys a meaning (be it vague and up to interpretation) even though the words themselves have little to no meaning on their own. There is clearly something happening in that fic even thought we as readers are left to wonder what that something is. And on a fundamental level, this fic shows how we consume books because we are able to recognize an internal struggle when it is presented in the story (by bolder words and the crossed out words) or see when a character is making a mental list of facts and observations.
    TLDR: even though the words themselves have no meaning the structure of the text itself hints at a storyline and I think that is absolutely genius!

  • @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155
    @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    “Popularity doesn’t mean quality”
    Yeah *flashbacks to my immortal, agony in pink, DGTTB*
    Edit: for your sanity, don’t cover the latter two. You’ve already done the former

    • @Justk1Drauhl
      @Justk1Drauhl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      every time i go on this channel's comment section y learn a new horror from the fanfic community

    • @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155
      @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Justk1Drauhl which one did you learn of today?

    • @Berries20
      @Berries20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did i get too old or am I too young? I don't know know the last two

    • @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155
      @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Berries20 agony in pink is the first super infamous fanfiction. It’s a power rangers torture fic. Dipper goes to Taco Bell is a infamous gravity falls fic

    • @Justk1Drauhl
      @Justk1Drauhl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 dgttb, and found it first translated into spanish to make it worse

  • @nightmarewolfy8087
    @nightmarewolfy8087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I am Groot" no longer sounds like words to me

  • @CaffieneKitty
    @CaffieneKitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I can't think of a single fanfic more deserving of a dramatic recitation than this one. Sheer art. 😂

  • @Ash-js3jh
    @Ash-js3jh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    just listening this is making me cry. i don’t cry often, especially not for fanfics so this seriously meant a lot and just the raw emotion in here is quite beautiful.

  • @slsthewriter1299
    @slsthewriter1299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Honestly when looking for the "best" fic of a fandom, go by bookmarks (especially for multiple chapters, anyway). Because:
    1) Hits isn't reliable because, if it's multi-chapters, a lot of those hits are from people re-reading/reading multiple chapters. Or checking on the fic. (And no, hits don't count the author's views. I think it's because of how the draft system works. Like, whenever I'm doing something in a draft chapter rather than what's published, I can imagine it would confuse the fck out of AO3 if it tried counting that. Lol. Ergo, it's easier to just exclude the author's views on a fic entirely.)
    2) Kudos tends to be a thumbs-up, but a lot of people may give a fic kudos from the first chapter, but not end up following the fic all the way through with updates, so the quality may have dropped.
    3) Comments are a mixed bag. They indicate passion, but that doesn't mean good passion all the time. A fic with low stats but a high number of comments may have people arguing about the fic. Lol. That, and, AO3 counts each comment in a thread, so if there's 30-comment long discussion, that's not going to be as "popular" as a fic with 30 individual comments.
    Bookmarks are reliable because that is a) someone is bookmarking to read later, and b) the bookmark number isn't even accurate. The number you see on a fic isn't the total bookmarks, it's the total *public* bookmarks. (I know this, since I write lol, and when I'm looking at the stats page, the number of bookmarks is different because the stats page also count private bookmarks. The public bookmarks tend to be ~1/4 or 1/2 of the total. Also applies to comments; the stats count comment *threads* not total comments.) Anyway. What this means is that the fics that people have bookmarked on their profile that is there to promote it, in a sense. So another good way to find good fics is actually through other people's profiles and going through their bookmarks, especially if they tag and/or add a comment within them. And bookmarks tend to be things that people will re-read as well.
    Obviously, this doesn't mean that the other stats aren't important. Because of course they are. Any stat above 1,000 (except for hits; I'd go more 10,000 with that) is a "popular" fic. But, of course, it also depends on the fandom (so, like, some fandoms will consider 1,000 hits a lot, and others won't consider 10,000 to be a lot), how old the fic is, etc. But that's my piece of advice. Bookmarks are more reliable because, frankly, not everyone bookmarks everything they read, and if they do, it's not common for people to make every bookmark public.

    • @ardentsamael1011
      @ardentsamael1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also, comments can be unreliable if the author answers them, as it counts in the total number of comments

    • @slsthewriter1299
      @slsthewriter1299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ardentsamael1011 Yup yup. That’s kinda what I meant by discussion, but I’ve also seen fics where most of it isn’t the author. Lol. bUT yeah. Not every author answers, and some answer a lot.

    • @slsthewriter1299
      @slsthewriter1299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mackennnna1234 But here's the thing: people with accounts can add kudos by either switching if they have multiple accounts, or just signing off. So even then it's not reliable. That, and there's that kudos is one of those things you can't undo, so if you give kudos at the beginning, but then a fic takes a turn you don't like, like quality or subject matter, that kudos doesn't go, but bookmarks can be undone. Hence another reason why I like bookmarks.
      Now, kudos is not a bad way to do it. I think it's good, especially for one-shots or otherwise shorter stories.

    • @jem5636
      @jem5636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just about without fail, unless I am looking for a specific tag, like, really specific, I find an author I like, go through their bookmarks, and go from there. I almost never use the actual search feature unless I have something specific to look for.

    • @--CHARLIE--
      @--CHARLIE-- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have over 200 book marks, but only 30 subscriptions. For some reason I feel the need to sace every fic I read and I use to do that by bookmarking. I've gotten over it now though. Also its all private bookmarks, but still. Some people do bookmark everything.

  • @CherryCoffee420
    @CherryCoffee420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The first minute hit me like a train because “Maybe a fanfic got blown up on social media” forced me to remember “The Albedo x Reader” fanfic era of Genshin tiktok. In which, I read it. Thanks for making me remember a dark time for a whole fandom.

    • @pmercs1330
      @pmercs1330 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      name pls :D

    • @Yourmom-tz7og
      @Yourmom-tz7og 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t even like x reader fics but I’m kinda curious now

    • @ashthecutie
      @ashthecutie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't know if I should be intrigued or scared

    • @neferpitou2687
      @neferpitou2687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      THAT SCARRED ME OMG

    • @Yourmom-tz7og
      @Yourmom-tz7og 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@neferpitou2687 can you tell me the name I’m really curious

  • @curiouschurro7148
    @curiouschurro7148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    huge thanks to coley for taking the time and effort to go through this heartbreaking masterpiece truly a soldier

  • @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155
    @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I bet I am Groot is the world’s most spicy smut. It’s just written in Groot’s language

  • @crispzapple
    @crispzapple 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I first discovered this fanfic searching for some guardians of the galaxy stuff when I stumble upon it. I thought it would be a funny little fic but I wasn’t prepared for the sheer magnificent of this fic. Like the author I had to take a break half way through from the sheer amount of emotion I felt.
    Groot going through so much yet staying so happy and finally learning who he is in the most magnificent way, accepting and being proud and it was just- **chef’s kiss**

  • @DrSilbinaMurmu
    @DrSilbinaMurmu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The beautiful and lively feeling writing and your reading is just *chefs kiss*

  • @soob-ing8994
    @soob-ing8994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm literally crying 😭😭😭 the raw emotion in this fic is immeasurable... I. Am. Groot.

    • @DLCS-2
      @DLCS-2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We All Are Groot

    • @axoltheartist
      @axoltheartist 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DLCS-2 and so no one is Groot.

  • @dumpster-ratt
    @dumpster-ratt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This fanfic made me cry so hard, props to the person that made this.

  • @Arty_Apple_Bee
    @Arty_Apple_Bee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I am -
    Terrified.

  • @LanayeCrow
    @LanayeCrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That fic was such a masterpiece tho I gotta say my favorite part was "I am Groot"

  • @mushkbaar
    @mushkbaar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Honestly I was like one paragraph in when I finally realized what I was hearing. I thought that was the emotional starting of an actual sad story, I. Thought. This. Was. Real.

  • @astrophynix179
    @astrophynix179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I swear, I was just reading a fic on ao3 and the EXACT moment I clicked on the next chapter, I got the notification Coley uploaded. It was like I pressed the automatic "BamThereGoesAnotherAo3ColeyVideo" button.

  • @FreakyFanWoman1
    @FreakyFanWoman1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When the fic went 'I am Groot' I felt that.

  • @thenameiwantedwasgone
    @thenameiwantedwasgone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    A literary masterpiece read with such emotion. Amazing, I kudos this video

  • @hurremsultanas
    @hurremsultanas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Absolutely hysterical. Already knowing the punchline made it even better somehow 😂

  • @laiya2039
    @laiya2039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    this fic was literally so emotionally impactful that i had to pause the video and get tissues bc i couldn’t see through the tears any longer. by the end of it my chest hurt so bad because of the amount of sympathy i had over this character. when they said “I am Groot” i felt that, i took that personally, it truly changed my mindset on life because at the end of the day…i AM Groot.

  • @sinebachrenleff847
    @sinebachrenleff847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The storytelling and how you brought the story to life through your voice was so powerful! I've never heard a more moving story in all my life. I usually don't enjoy listening to audio recordings of stories, but you really sold this! The writing is a masterpiece and read out loud, it becomes even more beautiful. I was sobbing by the time the story ended. Never have a fanfic moved me in such a way. Masterful! Deserves to be put on the curriculum for all higher education schools around the world! I could definitely spend hours analyzing the story and find meaning behind each "I am Groot" 100/10.

  • @snaining2054
    @snaining2054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wonderful. Amazing. Transcendent. Show-stopping. Fantastic. Truly the best thing to grace this universe.

  • @finalechance7756
    @finalechance7756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I...honestly don't know what else I was expecting.

  • @donuted_ace
    @donuted_ace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As soon as I heard the title i went "oh no" lmao

  • @keywid
    @keywid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i thought this was about all the young dudes and got really excited for a second lslalaskskkskskska

  • @emilussy
    @emilussy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ok I think we all know this fic is a masterpiece, but the reading of it was absolutely stunning. I shed tears, which wouldn't have happened without Coleys absolutely stunning voice

  • @ethereal3336
    @ethereal3336 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i like the part where groot said "its grootin' time" and grooted all over the place, definitely one of the fanfictions of all time

  • @blue_the_boy_kisser
    @blue_the_boy_kisser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Yknow, as someone who has never read this, you actually fooled me with saying this was a literary masterpiece 😂

  • @erinjackson8119
    @erinjackson8119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The way this story just ascend beyond everything is amazing. Each word that Coley says is like listening to the holy word. The emotion in her voice is phenomenal

  • @baseballcap-
    @baseballcap- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can't stop the tears
    that one part ("I am Groot") really captivated me, the author must be going through something serious rn

  • @lavenderisdedagain4554
    @lavenderisdedagain4554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Coley I feel you are factually and contractually obligated to do the pod fic for this fic, your narration just adds so much raw, real ness to the already amazingly emotional and turmotiolous story. Truly I can’t imagine any other voice for the characters, you are truly amazing at this

  • @baboin1851
    @baboin1851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm writing a fic that is 1 mil words.
    Very good.

    • @emmae2520
      @emmae2520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real?

    • @baboin1851
      @baboin1851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emmae2520 yes

    • @emmae2520
      @emmae2520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How long have you been updating it?

    • @baboin1851
      @baboin1851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lace S. Two, fandoms. A crossover.
      Two works of Studio trigger, a certain, really horni japanese anime studio, that also somehow makes the best shit on the market.
      I love them, because they don't shy away from sexual themes, in fact they do the opposite throwing them at you like some baseball game.
      This is demonstrated perfectly in their two magnum opus. Kill la kill and darling in the franxx, the fandoms I'm writing for.
      They are two similar series, one day I stumbled upon a really bad, but at the same a fic which was the catalyst to me making the crossover. It was between the same fandoms, but didn't do anything. It was good, but increadibly superficial, pretty much no charecter development, besides rehashes of the plot line of one of the series.
      It's honestly about everything.
      From ideology, to beliefs, relationships and why they are important, masseges crancked up to the question of should you you keep going up and up and up, even if it makes the lives of your collegues a living hell. Hidden under layers upon layers of anime ecchi irony.
      Narritive elemts, involving charecters pusihng up to psycological horror level. PTSD. Dosisiative identity dissorder. Every fear under the book.
      Making fun of every single anime shounen under the sun, including itself.
      Having so many, yet so few, tropes, that in itself, it makes fun off, and also emeraces.
      But I'm bad at describing how charecters look.
      Sad.

    • @baboin1851
      @baboin1851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emmae2520 Just an year. It's only a mil words, with my buffer chapters, which in themselves. Are 300k words. I'm saving them in case I break my chin or somthin and I can't update for a long, long time.

  • @chiko6484
    @chiko6484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love this fic so much

  • @faiththepacifist1756
    @faiththepacifist1756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Okay this was beautiful!~

  • @saintclau_
    @saintclau_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wonderfull, this is beyond my high expectation. The part where groot say "I am groot" really hits me

  • @Baby_Bebbi_The_Fur
    @Baby_Bebbi_The_Fur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ooohh let’s see which fanfic it is
    Edit 6 months later: I have no memory of this comment or this video.

  • @blackgirlmagicc
    @blackgirlmagicc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What a great day to be on the internet

  • @littlespoonsebastian
    @littlespoonsebastian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    NOT THE I AM GROOT FIC NOOOOOOOOO SKFJSJD

  • @topy-y-canney1635
    @topy-y-canney1635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was so poetic, inspiring, and it had just enough angst to make the perfect story :’) it made me cry at one point.

  • @TokioSaitou
    @TokioSaitou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Still makes me cry after all these years. So glad for your dramatic reading bringing this masterpiece to the wider world 🫡

  • @ThatUselessHuman
    @ThatUselessHuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The shear dedication to read all those I am groots is unimaginable. You have a better work ethic than fanfiction writers

  • @thealmightybucket5930
    @thealmightybucket5930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i don't think i'll be able to emotionally recover from such a sophisticated and heart wrenching piece of literature. the development, introspection, and understanding Groot exhibits throughout this moving story is awe inspiring, and it leaves us with a bittersweet taste in our mouths. i'll be thinking about this magnificent, museum worthy tale for weeks

  • @fuzzydays5699
    @fuzzydays5699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am Groot. I knew which it was when the title was shown. And my god I love your dedication in reading it from start to finish, depravity and all.

  • @xxsmriti
    @xxsmriti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    you should do a video on passerine!! ik its a bit longer but its so gorgeous and i really think youd like it :)

    • @yejiluvrr
      @yejiluvrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it’s a masterpiece i cried so much reading it

    • @axoltheartist
      @axoltheartist 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m scared: is it actually good? Or is it something completely scarring or simply a troll?

    • @xxsmriti
      @xxsmriti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@axoltheartist it's actually good lol, pretty sad but still very well written and very enjoyable :)

    • @axoltheartist
      @axoltheartist 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xxsmriti oh, ok thank god.

    • @yejiluvrr
      @yejiluvrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@axoltheartist it’s really good

  • @AnnthemofArt
    @AnnthemofArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When she read the part where he said, "I am groot," I started sobbing. My heart hurts so much. Such a bittersweet ending 😢

  • @carry-on-my-legacy
    @carry-on-my-legacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This fic brings tears to my eyes every single time 😢

  • @steeped-tea
    @steeped-tea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I... I don't know what I was expecting.... But it wasn't that.

  • @Trinarinaa
    @Trinarinaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This fanfic left me crying and screaming. The way that Groot’s existential crisis is delivered is so heartbreaking and beautiful. He’s having such a hard time and no one else notices! This just brings tears to my eyes. It’s a heart wrenching, yet spicy, incredulous horrifying tearjerker. No other fox ever could compare!
    Whoever wrote this was a genius I swear. GET THEM A BOOK DEAL RIGHT NOW. Thank you Coley for showing this masterpiece to the world.

  • @JulieN-mc7cb
    @JulieN-mc7cb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    woooooooooooow that's a lot of kudos

  • @Ozloz
    @Ozloz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Teared up, this is a beautiful fic and really teaches you a lesson

  • @barzan5048
    @barzan5048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Coley getting a sponsorship on this video is beautiful.

  • @tsukidoodles8387
    @tsukidoodles8387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The part where she said "I am Groot?" at the end was such an emotional plot twist I was legit crying 😭Seriously the most touching fanfic I've ever seen 😢💕 Coley thank you so much for showing us this amazing fic 😊

  • @barbie_bitch
    @barbie_bitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HOW IS THIS THE FIRST IM HEARING OF THIS MASTERPIECE?! I feel like I have been neglected of such powerful writing. The pure emotion that comes through in every sentence. This author does such a wonderful job of connecting to their readers

  • @klance
    @klance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I may have already read this fic and left kudos but hearing it spoken out loud just magnifies the sheer emotion that it evokes :')

  • @macnchez2505
    @macnchez2505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    THEY DID NOT. How could someone write this masterpiece? I want to be this good someday. I'm not crying, nah.

  • @themoistfeltlipsofsatanasamupp
    @themoistfeltlipsofsatanasamupp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I sobbed reading I Am Groot. The sheer emotional torment the readers go through- this truly shows the power words hold!

  • @academicfailure8182
    @academicfailure8182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    No because I really didn't see this coming lmfao

  • @chandelier6019
    @chandelier6019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the reading drove me to tears. thank you for this masterpiece.

  • @trafmarzzz
    @trafmarzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My eyes can no longer comprehend the words “I am Groot”, in that exact order. I think I’m broken.

  • @tabbyduck9240
    @tabbyduck9240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In sobbing. This fic is so wonderful and does absolutely not disappoint. The plot is so compelling and fulfilling. It deserves being put on display in a glass case in heaven because thats just how good it is. Im in complete and utter awe at this work at art. I Am Groot is just so wonderful. It has it all. Angst, becoming courage and determination. The ending is perfect as well. It doesnt leave us confused or upset or disappointed. A masterpiece. I could write an essay just on how wonderful this is. Truly amazing.

  • @mintefox
    @mintefox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can’t believe you actually read the whole thing out loud! By paragraph two Groot didn’t sound like a word to me

  • @nonbeing5564
    @nonbeing5564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    COLEY!!! My gods the sheer _dedication_ reading this entire masterpiece aloud for us?!? Your powers are unsurpassed, we will never deserve you

  • @kingslayer2414
    @kingslayer2414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Phenomenal. Astounding. Tear-jerking.
    This reading has changed me the amount of emotional impact and amazing message and time the author put in such a revolutionary story.
    It shall forever remain in my mind a as a story that has changed millions of lives.