There are twelve fics with this tag. - A Lana Del Rey/Marina Diamandis (Marina & The Diamonds) fic called down on the west coast (no caps) - A Marauders Era Dorlene & Wolfstar fic called The Ties that Bind - An SCP fic called The Federal Bureau of Containment - A My Hero Academia fic called More than a Friend - A RuPaul's Drag Race fic called baby tell me how did you get so cold (no caps) - A Sanders Sides fic called Honestly, life is pretty unpredictable - An ATLA fic called Responsibility and Consequence (Season 2) - An I'm the Grim Reaper fic called Date Night - A Drarry & Romione fic called Do you feel this? - An NCT fic called lucky strike (no caps) - A Walking Dead/Six Ways to Sunday fic called Hit Me Baby One More Time - A SKAM (Norway) fic called Selv Du
Your worst enemy's father married your father and now you have to share room. All changed the day you got stuck in the dishwasher. What are you doing step-enemy? Coming soon.
@@therussianprincess7036 I'm pretty sure based on the font of it and I recognized the tag because one of them is in one of my fandoms LOL (Worm or Parahumans by Wildbow)
Pretty much all of them are funny in their own ways, I’m trying to list my favourites without writing down the entire vid “ *someone call 1-800-Jesus* “ “Rotisserie Style Kababs… *IN THE ANUS?????* ”
@@stealthbonus Yeah, like ghost AUs. I've seen a ton of ghost AU fics that had the 'Major Character Death' tag, and I'm never sure if it's there because there are ghosts or because a character dies over the course of the fic... I avoid them just in case, but I'm probably being paranoid.
@@autumngalix4616 yep, terrible problem at the moment. They need to exterminate a certain amount of apex predator Teletubbies every year to stop them overpopulating
honestly I'm scared to get into fanfic. I mean, I would much rather think of these characters as my friends than as my romantic partners. plus I like original works. me being placed into the story, and someone writing my own personality for me doesn't sound fun tbh. I was also planning on reading fanfic on AO3 not wattpad. should I really get into it?
@@user-kg6qu6yv1l fanfics can be really good if you know what to look for. i personally gravitate towards au fanfics rather than y/n or any fics that focus more on relationships than story. i’m not sure what you prefer but if you like to think of characters more as your friends there might be some good y/n ones that have that vibe. not all fics are relationship based and if you’re thinking about using ao3 then just make sure you read the tags in the fics because ao3 has one of the most advanced tagging systems. i really hoped that helped and just tell me if you have any more questions lol
@@user-kg6qu6yv1l maybe don't read y/n stuff. Try reading some other types of ff. If you have pairing that you like, you can start reading ff of your pairings. I never read y/n related stuff too.
@@imjustasconfusedasyou It means there was no beta reader. So the writer didn't have someone else go over their work to check for mistakes or continuity errors, they just wrote and then posted.
@@mangaanimefan3089 Per AO3 rules there's at least one The Rock fic, and at least one rock-fucking, and also it's probably used in a Zelda fic about a Goron, and/or a pokemon fic about an Onix or anyone in the Geodude line.
I feel like I'm the type of person to have unrealistic expectations for a road trip with someone I have homoerotic tension with and I half wanna know what fic that tag was for and half don't XD
"opposite of a fix-it. like a break-it-even-more" "fisting? almost?" and "no one is seriously hurt" with "disembowled heads" two tags later are my favorites
“no one iz seriouzly hurt” “im kidding a character haz half their head cruzhed under a car” iz something i would put if i did ficz (alzo if thiz somehow exiztz pleaze tell me)
The variations of "no beta we die like..." are some of my favorites. The Witcher has "no beta we die like Renfri" and everytime I'm like DAMN that's SAVAGE x)
My favorite one I came across was “I had lesbian sex for the first time last week, so here’s this” “to clarify this is not how MY lesbian sex went, this just felt appropriate”
My all time favourite AO3 tag is Accidental Baby Acquisition. Like, the fact that that specific trope is so common that it has it's own tag is just downright hilarious to me
Some of my favourites include; "Fantastic Racism"" "no beta, we die." "mm watcha say" "are you kidd(napp)ing me" "when you repress your romantic feelings so much you end up joining the army" and "people are gay, steven."
That first one is probably taken directly from TV Tropes. It doesn't mean "good racism", if that's what you're thinking (I thought that was what it was at first, too, lol). "Fantastic" in this case means "fanciful" - for example, elves vs. dwarves or dogs vs. cats.
Yep, second on what CatBatRat said. To quote TVTropes directly, Fantastic Racism is "Discrimination and/or prejudice involving fictional races or non-human species."
"One for All users keep trying to throw bakugo out of a window" "No beta we die like my dignity" "Found family but its a bunch of feral children" "Izuku's last strand of sanity is declared missing in action" "all these kids are very good and they will go spite-shopping with their friend" "midoriya's list of people he's accused of being the secret love child of is getting longer" "Hawks is just confused but he's here for the blackmail"
honestly, I'd love to play cards against humanity with these tags as white cards. edit: I am making a list of positively unhinged tags and making this into a game.
My own favorite tags are "Everything's consensual and enthusiastic except for the murder" "The dead person has been unnamed but they definitely didn't consent to dying" "Canon-typical worms" is a good one as well I like how every Fandom has its own version of "no beta we die like (a specific character)" I like the "I wrote this instead of sleeping" tag purely bc there are SO MANY of them and it makes me worry about fanfic writers. We truly all are the same uh.
I once wrote 'I wrote this at 3am. Will finish tagging and proof read after I get some sleep.' in my author's note. Funny thing is, it had perfect spelling and grammar despite how tired I was (and also despite writing on my phone.)
"sex is talked about" "Alternate Universe - Australia" "the moral crisis i had while writing this was KILLER" edit: i'm back 11 months later and i have more "[character] projects onto an... earring?" "Tags are so hard" followed by "my life is so hard pls read this" "gratuitous musings on plants" "unrealistic expectations for a homoerotic roadtrip" "you could literally buy some Mary Jane in the middle of a publix and nobody would blink" "i need you to pretend my version of science is real"
“The mpreg equivalent of having to eat your own aborted foetus to survive” was one that made me question whether or not I actually wanted to keep breathing
They added “Angst if you squint” but then they changed it to “so when i said angst if you squint, i lied it will hit you in the face at chapter 8”. I noticed that tag too late
I am hyperfixated so i manually looked through the tags for this vid that gave me TMA energy and hoo boy some of these were surprising. I think i still have that list somewhere...
My personal favorite is "No beta we die like Sir Nighteye" Very uncalled for and used at randoms times and always makes me laugh, even though I gasped the first time I read it
Some more great tags (all by the same author btw): "Body Horror But Only A Little" "Self Care Is Fucking Off To The Woods When The Burden Of The Empire Is Too Much For You" "Dropping Your War Criminals And WMDs In Peoples Back Yards Is Upsetting" "Is Making Out With Your Alien Husband A Valid Form Of Brain Bleach? Experts Weigh In" "If You Ever Read The Comics Hulk Is Actually Pretty Fucking Weird Just Conceptually" "Why Yes I CAN Write Prose About The Scent Of Burning Human Flesh" "Spooky Artifacts Whispering In Your Ear At Odd Hours" "Watch In Horror As I Thoroughly And Systematically Dismantle Gravity Falls Canon" "People Do Crafts To Escape Their Crippling PTSD" "Love Potion Trope Is Dubcon For Cowards Can I Just Say That" "It's Not Murder It's Just Trees" "At Least One Chapter Involving People Losing Their Minds Over A Pink Car" "Friendship Tastes Like Punches" "A Little Existential Horror. As A Treat" "A Surprising Zero (0) Amount Of Stabbings Occur" "The Great Crime Of Mail Theft" "25 Racoons" "(final countdown voice)it's a mental breakdown-kazoos-" "florida man uses magic sun breathing to speedrun tattooes" "An Entire Subplot Involving A Failed Exorcism" "joseph joestar is dumb bitch"
I read only part of one tag. "Watch In Horror As I Thoroughly And Systematically Dismantle Gravity" and I was left wondering if that was a Pucci-centric fic or a VVVVVV fandom one.
An incomplete list of my favorites: -“Bastard (affectionate)” -“John Mulaney references” -“Genocide” followed immediately by “I know that sounds bad but hear me out” -“Interpret that how you will I’m not your mom” -“ gratuitous references to Schrodinger‘s cat” -The ever classic “the author regrets nothing” paired with “the author regrets everything” -“a lot of stabbing” -“if canon is heaven then I’m Lil N’as X riding that pole down to hell” -“ /neg - freeform” -“dead dove: do not eat” “I’m not kidding mf gets his leg cut off” - “religious trauma come get y’all’s juice!”
"Meet cute- Hostage Situations, I know those things kinds conflict just go with it okay?" "They're not in love, they're just idiots" I think Coley is trying to say something..
“John Lennon inspired this blame him instead” “The author regrets everything, except the kitten” “This is not manual on how to do cpr, seek help elsewhere” “Non-consensual death, oops” “Death, bring your tissues” I have an entire folder, these are my favorites
@@mochimorina7042 yeah- it's like natural instincts to stay alive? The only ways death can be consensual is like suicide, the person pays someone to kill them, ect.
@@mochimorina7042 I think in the original the author was explaining that there was a non-con kiss but that was how far non-con went except “non-consensual death”. I just thought it was funny
Bakugou Katsuki (MHA, if that needs to be said) has had a running joke for years on his name. Bakugou, Bakugoing, Bakugone. On ao3 Bakugone now links to the “Bakugou Katsuki is dead” tag 😭 but also Stoick the Past is so fucking hilarious, y’all are monsters, poor Hiccup 😅
I once saw one that said "No beta, we die like morons" and I actually laughed out loud. I love seeing what people come up with for that one. (I don't have a beta and prefer to edit things myself so... yeah.) Edit: I've also seen: "That got dark quick," with "Happy Ending!" right after lol.
Some tags I've seen: "Dinosaurs and heart attacks" "Everyone is happy... (Not Canon Compliant)" "The vibes are kinda star trek meets indiana jones" "Real men wear tights"
"Coffee is hot" "Mistakes" "Every Micheal I have ever met has been a jerk, I'm sure there's nice Micheals, but I haven't met them" And "they share one braincell, neither has it"
My faves: "Canon-Typical Worms" "Tea at every possible opportunity" "Will accidentally becomes a beacon for killers, but it's chill, they just hang out in his cafe"
My favorites are all the variations of "[name of canonically horrible parent]'s A+ parenting skills". As a bonus, I was contemplating a fic idea on my commute one day, unsure if I wanted to write it or not. My mind then jumped to potential Ao3 tags, and when the tag "Blasphemy - Freeform" popped into my head, I laughed so hard that I almost crashed. I haven't finished it, but anytime I need writing motivation, I think of that tag and how happy I'll be to use it.
that one could never work in the homestuck fandom because all of the parents/guardians have ridiculous names "bro's a+ parenting skills" okay well "bro strider's a+ parenting skills" isnt that bad but his true name is bro
“after that the laws of reality get kinda funky” and “is this considered fix it? Probably not, it’s more like putting a bandaid over a violent raccoon attack” are my favourites
“Major character death is only for Mineta” *everyone liked that* Edit: Guys it’s a joke calm down, it’s perfectly fine to like mineta as a character geez
Dear people who may read this There is thing called a j o k e As well as: different opinions and those who may not like this character for valid reasons
I once found a fic with the following tags: smoking, nostalgia, sleepy cuddles, knife violence, strawberry shampoo, and nuclear warfare. It was... quite the combination.
That crap needs to be tagged, and if the fic isn't rated Mature yet I'm reporting it to the abuse team. Ao3 is full of young impressionable children, what if they became straight!?
Lol! I should totally put that on my fics. I don't know how many times I've heard, "I'm not homophobic, but you you have too many gay characters." Lolwut?
The "no beta we die like" tag is probably one of the funniest collection of tags-- "no beta we die like men" "no beta we die like character a" "no beta we die like character b's dignity" "no beta we die like character c once I get my hands on them"
The "character death but he gets better tho" is something I've seen way too many times to be normal. I see the phrase "I died then I got better" at least once every week.
“anime girl Danny devito”, “God-Freeform”, “Non-Canon-Typical Carly Rae Jepsen”, “tea making as a hate language”, “tentacles, not sexually, they are just there”, and “Barry Benson/Donkey/Shrek (Shrek)/Sonic the Hedgehog” are some I’ve found
@@astoroidea6502 Sounds like it maybe could be The Magnus Archives? Not sure though. Update: Yep, it is. I'm impressed with myself tbh. The fic is called "Yorkshire Gold, No Sugar, Milk" and is on AO3
One I’ve had saved for YEARS: “I feel like I should start keeping a tally of how many birds die in this fic I AM SORRY” …pretty sure it’s a romance fic too so I have no idea how this happens
some of the best from one of my favorite authors: - "less horny than the other fics" "but not NOT horny" - "the inherent eroticism of watching a woman stab a boar to death" - "sort of a eulogy for a particular diner I really miss" "not that that's relevant to the story but it's relevant to my feelings" - "the mortifying ordeal of getting your head stuck in a peanut butter jar" - "perhaps slightly more than a soupçon of gender" - "with apologies to sailors" "i guess?" - "just wanted to write sexy haircuts" - "a surprising amount of genuine feelings" - "come for the flirting" "stay for the bee facts" - "radish truther agenda" - "weirdly sexual cheeseburgers"
"sort of a eulogy for a particular diner I really miss" "not that that's relevant to the story but it's relevant to my feelings" As a food lover and a change hater, I unironically want to give this person a hug and my sincere condolences. :(
I was looking away when you said "Dabi", and I really thought you said "Dobby". Also, some tags I have saved as screenshots: "Liu Qingge gets the love he deserves, Except he hates attention" "Engagement, Meeting the Parents, except said parent is in the middle of his revenge plot" "In Which The Worms Are Very Polite And Can Be Exchanged For Goods and Services"
The wildest tags I've ever read were on a crack MHA fic and went as so "the author is NOT on crack, at least I don't think so, unless caprisun puts crack in their drinks because I drink four of those suckers a day, I'm addicted, don't do drugs kids"
Thought I remembered a tag like this and did a little research. Turns out, it wasn't a tag. The title of the series was "The Opiate Chronicles" and the description clarified "The works do not contain opiates. The author did." The entire series was written in a fit of medically prescribed, drug-induced productivity over the course of a couple of days. Shit's wild.
The weirdest ones I’ve ever come across is “Blood use as lube” yeah, I wasn’t sure either but it was paired with the “psychopath” tag as well as “monster fucking”. So it was pretty tame.
I think one of my favorite tags is “Wilbur Soot Does Not Have Sex With A Fish,” Also, as far as I am aware, this tag was made *before* it’s counterpart, “Wilbur Soot Has Sex With A Fish,”
Some of my favorite AO3 tags: “Dead Dove but with puns” “does it count as a dysfunctional relationship if it works shockingly well for them?” “So much pining you could hang it up and call it an air freshener” “is there a kink for just... carrying people around? i might have it” “Canon Slipped In The Shower And I Am The Grieving Widow With An Inheritance” “I’m not sure how the vacuum of space works and at this point I’m too afraid to ask”
@@slowedsongs7707 It means it's something gross and degenerate and you're being forewarned, therefore if you choose to continue to read it you don't get to come into the comments wailing about how gross and degenerate it is. It's a general trigger/squick warning reminding people they're responsible for what they choose to read.
The fact I know what fic the tag “No Beta we Kayak like Tim” comes from us a blessing Also other funny tags in my fandom (TMA) are “Cannon Typical Worms” “Cannon Typical (Good) Cows” “jonah u can't keep hiding murdered archivists under the floor. it's just not sustainable” or even “Gun!Martin”
“Mentions of heterosexuality” is the most ao3 tag to exist
There are twelve fics with this tag.
- A Lana Del Rey/Marina Diamandis (Marina & The Diamonds) fic called down on the west coast (no caps)
- A Marauders Era Dorlene & Wolfstar fic called The Ties that Bind
- An SCP fic called The Federal Bureau of Containment
- A My Hero Academia fic called More than a Friend
- A RuPaul's Drag Race fic called baby tell me how did you get so cold (no caps)
- A Sanders Sides fic called Honestly, life is pretty unpredictable
- An ATLA fic called Responsibility and Consequence (Season 2)
- An I'm the Grim Reaper fic called Date Night
- A Drarry & Romione fic called Do you feel this?
- An NCT fic called lucky strike (no caps)
- A Walking Dead/Six Ways to Sunday fic called Hit Me Baby One More Time
- A SKAM (Norway) fic called Selv Du
@@humantree4248 seems about right
honestly should be used more
Tw: hetero
@@humantree4248 ofc there’s a mha fic with that tag
2000s: "That would make a really cool band name."
2010s: "That would make a really good Tumblr URL."
2020s: "That would make a really good AO3 tag."
Mid to late 2000s Fall Out Boy: That would make a really cool song title.
@@dorothyallspice1862 ahhh beat me to it
@@dorothyallspice1862 by Panic! at the disco
@@joda7697 sometimes i panic at more than just the disco
@@john_laurens._ that is the single most relatable thing i've read all day
“Enemies to siblings to lovers”
w h a t
Ah yes,the 3 stages of life
@Ameena Hamenoo that’s literally exactly what I thought, just there wasn’t really an enemies stage first
im scared
is this not the plot of clueless
Your worst enemy's father married your father and now you have to share room. All changed the day you got stuck in the dishwasher. What are you doing step-enemy? Coming soon.
"author regrets nothing" followed by "i stand corrected, author regrets everything" 3 tags later
🤣
didnt know amelia hfjone was able to watch youtube from the plane hmmmm
oh look itz scenty
zendi
One's I tend to see are Author regrets nothing/Author regrets everything
One of my favorites: "this fic is longer than the communist manifesto"
But like the communist manifesto is really quite short?
@@CyanideSun94 which means the fic's probably longer
@@CyanideSun94 Yeah, it would've been more impressive if the tag was "this fic is longer than Das Kapital"
@@Libune exactly my thought!
The longest piece of fan fiction is likely the Holy Bible.
"Spoilers for the Bible"
Well as long as my favorite character, Jesus, doesn't die I'll be fine. :D
don’t worry, he gets better
@@kayaryn8763 for a while….
oh no
Bestie I hate to tell you this…
@@irelandgarrett6481 shhh
"local lesbian comes to terms with gender identity: death toll in the millions"
I would read that
Same. If anyone knows what it’s about hit me up 😂
Fun fact: Search it as a tag in Archive of Our Own and you have four choices to read lol.
@@pbbandit4324 wasn’t sure that’s the platform it’s on
@@therussianprincess7036 I'm pretty sure based on the font of it and I recognized the tag because one of them is in one of my fandoms LOL (Worm or Parahumans by Wildbow)
that's just my life, i don't need to read it
“LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION!” made me laugh out loud. Easily the funniest tag I’ve come across
Pretty sure I've watched the show that came from, I just don't know which one...
tag thievery time
WHERE
Pretty much all of them are funny in their own ways, I’m trying to list my favourites without writing down the entire vid
“ *someone call 1-800-Jesus* “
“Rotisserie Style Kababs…
*IN THE ANUS?????* ”
I saw "blood as lube"
I came across one that made me chuckle, “does major character death count if a major character is Death?”
Major character: Death
Also, when the premise of the story is that a character dies, and they use. 'Does this count as character death if the character was already dead?'
I remember that fic! Not vividly, but I'm pretty sure it was in the Harry Potter fandom
@@stealthbonus Yeah, like ghost AUs. I've seen a ton of ghost AU fics that had the 'Major Character Death' tag, and I'm never sure if it's there because there are ghosts or because a character dies over the course of the fic... I avoid them just in case, but I'm probably being paranoid.
this sounds like an arcana fic
“homoerotically beating up criminals with your homie” was one I found on a spiderman fic lmfao
Sounds like Spideypool lol
@@teo3331
It's 100% spideypool vibes
superior trope: homoerotically committing crimes with your homie😎
@@teo3331 my immediate thought
Let me guess.....hm, hard one, is it.... Deadpool?
“Historically accurate capitalist hate sex”, don’t ask what I was reading, it was… for the historical accuracy
I was going to say something but I forgot it when she said "Apex Predator Teletubbies" and lost my shit for a minute.
@@autumngalix4616 yep, terrible problem at the moment. They need to exterminate a certain amount of apex predator Teletubbies every year to stop them overpopulating
i have a feeling it was hamilton but please enlighten me
Its about that fuckin kellogs guy innit.
I swtg if this is about Hamilton I might cry
Ao3 has a lot of odd tags, when Wattpad does tags their usually normal with some silly tags sprinkled in.
Ao3 has the tags
Wattpad has the comments
Oh my god, not the Wattpad comments. Just no.
Imagine if AO3 allowed in-text comments like Wattpad. I can think of So Many Instances where it would go oh so wrong but also oh so right
I'm Wattpad user and was wondering why I've never seen anything like this 😂
Best Wattpad comments are on the WoF fic "Healed" they're so funny.
@@bad_intentions omg I just remembered I wrote multiple death threats to multiple characters in stories
"therapists costs money but this fanfiction costs my dignity" is my new motto that ive never related more with
That one made me lose it so hard I had to pause the video and grab my inhaler!
THIS MADE ME CHOKE
It’s funny, but it’s true 😂
"STOP SAYING YOU EXPECTED PLOT" "BECAUSE THERE'S NO FUCKING PLOT" is one that still makes me laugh.
"PORN WITHOUT THE FUCKING PLOT" I think was the tag right before that!~
❤️hello accelerate❤️
have seen this fic around, it's near the top of the most hit kudos list of Video Blogging RPF-
i am terrified of it, it scares me
I KNOW THE WRITERS OF THAT ONE LMAO THEY HAD TO PUT THAT FOR A REASON
the fact that i know what this is about
@blubberifishness same and it still makes me laugh
"Necrophilia...or is it"
"Sort of inappropriate conduct for a morgue"
*It's all coming together*
Oh yeah 😏😉
@@IKinYurisReality oh no
You're forgetting "How to get a skeleton off 101"
“Does a minute or so count as necrophilia”
Not gonna lie, my interest is peeked.
"How to get a skeleton off 101" was almost definitely an Undertale fic. Those shits LOOVE skeletons.
Can confirm, I think I've seen that tag in the wild,actually.
I think I've read that fic....
off what? drugs, right? RIGHT???
@@thebininabin4410 :)
That is a statement that I can confirm.... we REALLY love skeletons.
One of my personal favs i’ve come across is “Maybe it’s crack maybe it’s maybelline”
the fact that i got a maybelline ad on this video-
This is the best haha
honestly I'm scared to get into fanfic. I mean, I would much rather think of these characters as my friends than as my romantic partners. plus I like original works. me being placed into the story, and someone writing my own personality for me doesn't sound fun tbh. I was also planning on reading fanfic on AO3 not wattpad.
should I really get into it?
@@user-kg6qu6yv1l fanfics can be really good if you know what to look for. i personally gravitate towards au fanfics rather than y/n or any fics that focus more on relationships than story. i’m not sure what you prefer but if you like to think of characters more as your friends there might be some good y/n ones that have that vibe. not all fics are relationship based and if you’re thinking about using ao3 then just make sure you read the tags in the fics because ao3 has one of the most advanced tagging systems. i really hoped that helped and just tell me if you have any more questions lol
@@user-kg6qu6yv1l maybe don't read y/n stuff. Try reading some other types of ff. If you have pairing that you like, you can start reading ff of your pairings. I never read y/n related stuff too.
Aliens should read ao3 fics to learn about the human race, they won’t want to invade anymore!
It would just make them want to destroy us more, besides they'd think it was normal.
Maybe wattpad instead. No hate just a suggestion
@@jhamanrai agreed, wattpad has a lot of weird shit
We honestly need aliens to save us at this rate
@@Ausholliday15 your not wrong
"no beta, we die like [character who canonically dies]"
is my favorite tag trope
i may not know what that tag means but i know every fic with that tag is a very good one
@@imjustasconfusedasyou It means there was no beta reader. So the writer didn't have someone else go over their work to check for mistakes or continuity errors, they just wrote and then posted.
@@joda7697
oh thanks!
No beta, we die like Mia
@@breakingboardrooms1778 no beta, we die like Danny
“DO NOT FUCK THE ROCK”
Honestly my first thought was ‘The Rock as in Dwayne Johnson or the rock as in an actual rock’ because it’s unclear.
Me too! I'm still not sure! These are AO3 tags after all.
@@mangaanimefan3089 Per AO3 rules there's at least one The Rock fic, and at least one rock-fucking, and also it's probably used in a Zelda fic about a Goron, and/or a pokemon fic about an Onix or anyone in the Geodude line.
@@neoqwerty oh god I don’t want to think about goron fucking not today
SAME!!!
Let me guess… Steven Universe?
“Unrealistic expectations for a homoerotic road trip” and “Angst, but like soft cuddly angst so it’s fine” are a few of my favorites
Isn't that just Final Fantasy XV?
I feel like I'm the type of person to have unrealistic expectations for a road trip with someone I have homoerotic tension with and I half wanna know what fic that tag was for and half don't XD
@@Volkaru LMAO IT IS AS WELL
Those both sound suspiciously much like a fanfiction I wrote, however I didn’t use those tags lol
I love almost every tag that ends with "so it's fine"
"i cried while writing this" and "home depot" are personal favorites
WHAT IS WITH YOU AND HOME DEPOT
@@CowboySwatch glass in the ass smile :)
@@batqrince NO PLEASE
PFFFF
@@dontreadmypicture8003 Ah the second time I went down the Dont read my picture! rabbit hole
I love the fandom personalized "no beta we die like men"
No beta we die like Sir Nighteye
“no beta we die like Bruce Wayne’s children”
“No beta we die like Glenn”
“No beta we die like Daichi”
“No beta we die like Wilbur/Tommy except not anymore”
No beta we die like Mari
No beta we die like Dobby
"opposite of a fix-it. like a break-it-even-more" "fisting? almost?" and "no one is seriously hurt" with "disembowled heads" two tags later are my favorites
“no one iz seriouzly hurt” “im kidding a character haz half their head cruzhed under a car” iz something i would put if i did ficz (alzo if thiz somehow exiztz pleaze tell me)
@@c0zmozysspeak english pls
@@garfieldunderpants9914 i am
@@c0zmozyszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
guy above me doesn’t know what the letter s is
"Communication is key" "And these idiots do not have it" "language barrier" has to be one of my favorites.
I first read this as "communism is key", but this is hilarious in its own!
@@reasonablyobsessed communism is key
@@reasonablyobsessed wouldn't be surprised if that tag existed as well
@@joda7697 a pro-Soviet fanfic? I mean, I may be intrigued.
"Car Sex, but it's actually two cars doing it" is something I certainly did not expect to find in a fandom that has literally nothing to do with cars
@Illegal crayon dealer two trucks having sex~~~
@@expresso4thedeppresso my muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex~~~
immediately thought of neil cicierega
Now I need to know what fandom!
@Emily McAdam makin love~~~
“So a guy dies. Live with it. He can’t”
“There is a slight mention of st- stra- straightne- you know what I mean”
Are two of my favorites
Live with it he can't, I just straight up choked-💀
“So a guy dies. Live with it. He can’t” Damn--
Those are legendary
@@depressedpigeon1257Stra- straig- STRAIGHT up died?
It's honestly kinda sad that things are going the opposite direction now.
Why can't we just accept each other?
I like to imagine "inappropriate use of the force" and "can choking be cute" were in sequence in the same fic
there are so many fics with the first tag 😭 ppl are horny asf. i dont blame them tho lol clone wars kit fisto is a whole meal
@@thebininabin4410 "inappropriate use of stands" in jojo fanfic is also a big thing
It's okay because I've seen, "inappropriate quirk usage" so yeaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Update: i saw "extremely inappropriate use of bloodbending" in an avatar one
Magic can be used for the horny, good to know
"The author regrets nothing" & The author regrets everything" in the same fic is great.
😅 I literally have both this on one of my jojo's fics.
FR
My fanfic rn lol
*my fanfic having both of these-*
I've seen this so many times and it's an old favorite.
One of my favorites is "if cannon is heaven then I'm little Nas riding a pole down to au hell
Bonnen was just a player and u have to go to the caribbean that she is a part because she doesn't
✋🛑 *DONT READ MY NAME* 🛑✋
Best comment of 2021 goes to Gaming dragon 123
I like that I think I'm going to use it
They're not in love, they're just idiots
I like this one
Oh my goodness that's golden XD
"No beta we die like men" is actually standard now, lol
I love when people do fandom-specific spinoffs like "no beta we die like [character who died]".
my personal favorite is "no beta we die like the manly men kirishima wants us to be"
“No beta we die like our favorite characters did in canon,”
I usually see that in the danganronpa tag lol
"No beta we die like Zeppeli's"
My favorite tag I’ve read is an Owl House one that said “No Beta We Die Like Hunter’s Childhood” I was floored
The variations of "no beta we die like..." are some of my favorites. The Witcher has "no beta we die like Renfri" and everytime I'm like DAMN that's SAVAGE x)
@@naluzoniro stranger things had no beta we die like Billy 💀
@@filo4854 just gotta wait for the "no beta we die like Eddie" on some of the fics.
I want Eddie back
@@jellyfrog7171 IM WAITING FOR IT TOO LMAO
Reminds me of a Persona 5 fic.
"No beta, we die like Kasumi."
My favorite one I came across was “I had lesbian sex for the first time last week, so here’s this” “to clarify this is not how MY lesbian sex went, this just felt appropriate”
I don't think you can top this
@@Blwbelle bottom line?
@@joda7697 i have no idea
@@Blwbelle No no you see, i was making a top/bottom joke, but i don't think it landed.
@@joda7697 oh-
I think I might've been tired on that one lol
“IKEA is actually the villain of this fic”
Not surprised
I think that I read something like that
wouldnt be suprised if it was an scp fic. if it's not an scp fic then idk which direction this could go
@@elliotli Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building
@@noahspinelli1240 OH SHIT-
It was an SCP one right
"Major Character Undeath"
"Proof that Consent is Sexy"
"if autocorrect didn't prevent it, god intended it"
"Proof that Consent is Sexy"
Alright, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
I agree with the second one 100%
I need the link to the fanfiction about sexy consent lol
Me, who doesnt have an autocorrect:
I love that last one 😂
"NOT CURSED CHILD", "cursed child is irrelevant", "Crookshanks being the potter's old cat is more canon than cursed child" all on one fic
i think the author doesnt think cursed child is canon
i kay be wrong
Once I saw an AO3 tag that said “explicit mentions of grocery shopping”
That will forever be my favorite tag on any fic ever lol
Everywhere I go I see your face
@imaybecringebutiamfree too explicit; must be cancelled 😒
nice donnie pfp
@@millie.. Thanks!!
@@imaybecringebutimfree traitor
My all time favourite AO3 tag is Accidental Baby Acquisition. Like, the fact that that specific trope is so common that it has it's own tag is just downright hilarious to me
omg righhhhht XDDD
My favourite variant to that one is 'Accidental Baby Acquisition (but they're happy about it because Mandalorians)'
i saw that one with 'Accidental Vampire Baby Acquisition'
“Accidental Kidnapping” gives me the same vibes but with more concern…
Same, especially if its anime too
Some of my favourites include;
"Fantastic Racism""
"no beta, we die."
"mm watcha say"
"are you kidd(napp)ing me"
"when you repress your romantic feelings so much you end up joining the army"
and
"people are gay, steven."
That first one is probably taken directly from TV Tropes. It doesn't mean "good racism", if that's what you're thinking (I thought that was what it was at first, too, lol). "Fantastic" in this case means "fanciful" - for example, elves vs. dwarves or dogs vs. cats.
Yep, second on what CatBatRat said. To quote TVTropes directly, Fantastic Racism is "Discrimination and/or prejudice involving fictional races or non-human species."
"when you repress your romantic feelings so much you end up joining the army"
*im in this image and i dont like it*
Okay but "when you repress your romantic feelings so much you end up joining the army" just straight up reminded me of Ian. I mean....
The "no beta we die like.." never fails to amuse me
"One for All users keep trying to throw bakugo out of a window"
"No beta we die like my dignity"
"Found family but its a bunch of feral children"
"Izuku's last strand of sanity is declared missing in action"
"all these kids are very good and they will go spite-shopping with their friend"
"midoriya's list of people he's accused of being the secret love child of is getting longer"
"Hawks is just confused but he's here for the blackmail"
I'm stealing these. And adding All for One to the window tag + fire.
These are all MHA related, I’m sure
Hhhhhhh bakugou can fly though???
@@lays5277Exactly. They’re not trying to kill him, just make a point… I think?
@@DoKuShOsTaR haha I've read the one for all window fic and just gtikd8jr. It is way too funny.
came across AND READ “you can’t spell necromancer without romance” about 2 days ago
There is a character in a game I am playing who's a necromancer and all I thought was "OMG THERE RIGHT"
what fandom was it?
@@renthewerecat MDZS lmaooo
I found one that was something along the lines of “oh god just look away please” I was concerned and kept scrolling
me, an aromantic person who loves necromancy and necromancers: .... feels bad man
I hate how "Tentacle porn as a metaphor for an identity crisis" feels like something I would actually read or write
Just embrace it
@@sowen4328 Agreed. If we're all writing/reading fanfiction, there is absolutely no room for judgment over the content of said fanfictions.
i want to read this so fucking much and i dunno whether i should be concerned....
@@monmon-pb1rc I dunno…
@@monmon-pb1rc I read it a few days ago on Ao3 lol
honestly, I'd love to play cards against humanity with these tags as white cards.
edit: I am making a list of positively unhinged tags and making this into a game.
Hello there my cultured sibling
I am a cultured person aswell
im making that
@@Lunaris3-in-1 General kenobi! Hehe, you are a bold one
Too bad they killed Cardcast, I'd gladly shove some of these in it
My own favorite tags are "Everything's consensual and enthusiastic except for the murder" "The dead person has been unnamed but they definitely didn't consent to dying"
"Canon-typical worms" is a good one as well
I like how every Fandom has its own version of "no beta we die like (a specific character)"
I like the "I wrote this instead of sleeping" tag purely bc there are SO MANY of them and it makes me worry about fanfic writers. We truly all are the same uh.
And another: Author is sleep-deprived
I once wrote 'I wrote this at 3am. Will finish tagging and proof read after I get some sleep.' in my author's note. Funny thing is, it had perfect spelling and grammar despite how tired I was (and also despite writing on my phone.)
no beta, we die like focalors
No beta we die like daichi
No beta we kayak like Tim
Or, alternatively
No beta, we die like archival assistants
Ok but if “sexy cabbage husband” isn’t about Avatar I will be upset
Same
Unfortunately, I looked it up, and it’s about Guild Wars 2
@@Mastdoa Noooooooo
@@Mastdoa ooo i thought it was about a chinese drama character called Lan Wangji
@@sookaisgum4275 LAN WANGJI SEXY CABBAGE HUSBAND
"sex is talked about"
"Alternate Universe - Australia"
"the moral crisis i had while writing this was KILLER"
edit: i'm back 11 months later and i have more
"[character] projects onto an... earring?"
"Tags are so hard" followed by "my life is so hard pls read this"
"gratuitous musings on plants"
"unrealistic expectations for a homoerotic roadtrip"
"you could literally buy some Mary Jane in the middle of a publix and nobody would blink"
"i need you to pretend my version of science is real"
once i found one that said 'Canon compliant' 'but also canon divergent at the same time' wtf
@@hallway_revenant7919 I'M SO SORRY I MEANT HOW I'M GENUINELY SO SORRY
@@cyberqueen201 huh?
@@Insert_Creativity_Here I replied to someone's comment trying to say How but I accidentally typed hoe and I felt so bad for doing it.
@@cyberqueen201 fhgghgshhh I’ve done that before -v-“
“The mpreg equivalent of having to eat your own aborted foetus to survive” was one that made me question whether or not I actually wanted to keep breathing
What the fuck is the mpreg equivalent to that??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MPREG "EQUIVALENT"?! HOW THE HELL ELSE DOES THAT SITUATION GO?!
wat
i just experienced the emotional equivalent of having the wind knocked out of me op PLEASE elaborate
@@sand__witch I went through all 5 stages of grief whilst reading THAT monstrosity and I still have NO CLUE WHAT IT MEANSSSS
@@sand__witch to provide context it was from a teenage mutant ninja turtles fanfiction (if that makes it better)
My favorite tag I’ve seen in the wild is “the wooden giraffe knows all.” It was a Star Wars fan fiction. There were no wooden giraffes
It wasn't applying to the fanfic, it was just warning you
@@MarbleSodaPop ah thank you for the clarification then.
the fandom variants of “no beta we die like...” are peak comedy
Yess
We should make that our anthem/battlecry
no beta be die like tony stark
No beta we die like Krypton
No beta we die like Sir Nighteye
I have seen both of these on fics. I love and hate it so much
No beta we die like marie antoinette.
They added “Angst if you squint” but then they changed it to “so when i said angst if you squint, i lied it will hit you in the face at chapter 8”.
I noticed that tag too late
L
Lol
L lmfao
One that I found was pretty funny;
"This fic is a lovechild of late night caffeine and shower thoughts"
But like… lowkey those are the best kind :)
@@apurplekitkat yeah:D
As a TMA fan, the "Canon Typical-Worms" and "No beta we kayak like Tim" are my favorites because they're in almost all fanfics I read of TMA aiudsfhi
"Canon Typical Worms" is VERY magnus, but i totally get why people who dont know the fandom would find it weird xD
@@MyAnanin looking for the TMA fans
they are only weird out of context.
I am here and I am in pain
I am hyperfixated so i manually looked through the tags for this vid that gave me TMA energy and hoo boy some of these were surprising. I think i still have that list somewhere...
"no beta we die like men" is a goddamn staple of the ao3 community and every single variation of it will be valid in one way or another
My favorite is the persona 5 version lol
or in the Danny Phantom phandom (i'm not sorry)
with:
"no beta, we die like danny"
My personal favorite is "No beta we die like Sir Nighteye"
Very uncalled for and used at randoms times and always makes me laugh,
even though I gasped the first time I read it
No beta we're sent to the shadow realm like men
“No beta we die like Jason” for the batman community
"I'd be lying if I said this wasn't self-insert"
A common mood for most fic writers
“OC:roomba army of doom”
that sounds like a threat and i’ll take it as one🧍🏻
"Oh no! It's Jeff, the evil Roomba!"
- Testificate Man
Testificate Man The Movie (Element Animation)
What does it say about me that I *immediately* knew what fic that one was from?
I swear to god. Is that from the avengers toasterverse by scifigirl87? I feel like it is
@@remyhanes9568 yeah, its toasterverse.
Fun
Some more great tags (all by the same author btw):
"Body Horror But Only A Little"
"Self Care Is Fucking Off To The Woods When The Burden Of The Empire Is Too Much For You"
"Dropping Your War Criminals And WMDs In Peoples Back Yards Is Upsetting"
"Is Making Out With Your Alien Husband A Valid Form Of Brain Bleach? Experts Weigh In"
"If You Ever Read The Comics Hulk Is Actually Pretty Fucking Weird Just Conceptually"
"Why Yes I CAN Write Prose About The Scent Of Burning Human Flesh"
"Spooky Artifacts Whispering In Your Ear At Odd Hours"
"Watch In Horror As I Thoroughly And Systematically Dismantle Gravity Falls Canon"
"People Do Crafts To Escape Their Crippling PTSD"
"Love Potion Trope Is Dubcon For Cowards Can I Just Say That"
"It's Not Murder It's Just Trees"
"At Least One Chapter Involving People Losing Their Minds Over A Pink Car"
"Friendship Tastes Like Punches"
"A Little Existential Horror. As A Treat"
"A Surprising Zero (0) Amount Of Stabbings Occur"
"The Great Crime Of Mail Theft"
"25 Racoons"
"(final countdown voice)it's a mental breakdown-kazoos-"
"florida man uses magic sun breathing to speedrun tattooes"
"An Entire Subplot Involving A Failed Exorcism"
"joseph joestar is dumb bitch"
That last one is literally true lol.
I would 100% percent read the one with the second tag, except I'm pretty sure it's Star Wars and not medieval au
I read only part of one tag.
"Watch In Horror As I Thoroughly And Systematically Dismantle Gravity" and I was left wondering if that was a Pucci-centric fic or a VVVVVV fandom one.
Can you link to their account please?
@@SearaChar aenor_llelo (I don't think links will work, but their username should help you find their account)
An incomplete list of my favorites:
-“Bastard (affectionate)”
-“John Mulaney references”
-“Genocide” followed immediately by “I know that sounds bad but hear me out”
-“Interpret that how you will I’m not your mom”
-“ gratuitous references to Schrodinger‘s cat”
-The ever classic “the author regrets nothing” paired with “the author regrets everything”
-“a lot of stabbing”
-“if canon is heaven then I’m Lil N’as X riding that pole down to hell”
-“ /neg - freeform”
-“dead dove: do not eat” “I’m not kidding mf gets his leg cut off”
- “religious trauma come get y’all’s juice!”
The last one is funny
Feels familiar, what fandoms are you in?
The third one looks like it could be for an Undertale book
@@PowerSpirit50 dream smp mostly but I also am into Broadway musicals as well as undertale lmao
@@izzymarie8987 That explains it, we probably read the same fics.
"fun date idea: taking over the government"
"Accidental Sibling Acquisition"
"Accidental Child Acquisition"
"canon is dead I killed it"
I'm snatching that first tag name for inspo on a story I'm making don't mind me
I'm stealing the first one and the last one.
"Meet cute- Hostage Situations, I know those things kinds conflict just go with it okay?"
"They're not in love, they're just idiots"
I think Coley is trying to say something..
ngl, in a gang/mob AU the first two scenarios can be one and the same...
Finally understanding the "Frog angst" tag after watching The Hardest Thing
god damn you Amphibia
Wait no don’t remind me of this-
“John Lennon inspired this blame him instead”
“The author regrets everything, except the kitten”
“This is not manual on how to do cpr, seek help elsewhere”
“Non-consensual death, oops”
“Death, bring your tissues”
I have an entire folder, these are my favorites
“non-consensual death” how does one make death consensual???????
@@mochimorina7042 yeah- it's like natural instincts to stay alive? The only ways death can be consensual is like suicide, the person pays someone to kill them, ect.
@@mochimorina7042 I think in the original the author was explaining that there was a non-con kiss but that was how far non-con went except “non-consensual death”. I just thought it was funny
You read “major character death” fics, don’t you?
@@mochimorina7042 I mean… you shoot them without asking for permission first
“come for the daddy kink stay for the risotto recipe” is the most fanfiction thing ive ever read
Now I'm interested what was in that fanfiction
Two fics on ao3 use that tag (or something similar): a Reylo fic, and a biography about a hopefully-fictional Tiktok star
0@@RaincloudUA_Warriors_Cats
I remember reading a tag like this:
"Dubiously consensual forced redemption arc".
some of these things are more enticing than a summary. what on earth is a "dubiously consensual forced redemption arc"? I need to know 😂
@@arowace498 endevour’s redemption arc in MHA
@@sakiyaki-sashimi I haven't watched it yet but I'll keep my eye out
Like in Kim Possible, where Shego get brain flipped to be good. That's cannon, but make it more arcy.
Zatana (In Justice League comic) revealed that it was her who mind-manipulated catwoman into becoming good. That's cannon.
In the HTTYD fandom on Ao3, *Dead Stoick the Vast* can also be tagged as *Stoick the Past*
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S AMAZING
Bakugou Katsuki (MHA, if that needs to be said) has had a running joke for years on his name. Bakugou, Bakugoing, Bakugone. On ao3 Bakugone now links to the “Bakugou Katsuki is dead” tag 😭
but also Stoick the Past is so fucking hilarious, y’all are monsters, poor Hiccup 😅
"Canon is dead, I killed it behind Dennys" Me in a nutshell
Ah that's fun
we all like to kill cannon behind dennys
"Creepy Fluff, wonder what that could be."
The Addams Family duh
Hey those are the most wholesome family that I know of
One genuinely cares care for their children unlike most sitcoms
Yes.
Thank you, I was wondering about it.
Huh.😐🤨
I didn't even think of that- just saying Addams Family now explains the vibe completely to me lmao
True, I mean it's in their song... "They're creepy and they're kooky.." 🎶
“Enemies to siblings to lovers” IM SORRY *WHAT*
Not to be confused with "enemies to lovers to siblings," exemplified by Charles and Gina from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
That sounds like a Luke x Lea fic
LMAO diluc x Kaeya
Or Clary x Jace
Maybe its SallyFace and Larry??
I once saw one that said "No beta, we die like morons" and I actually laughed out loud. I love seeing what people come up with for that one.
(I don't have a beta and prefer to edit things myself so... yeah.)
Edit: I've also seen: "That got dark quick," with "Happy Ending!" right after lol.
i read this as "no beta we die like mormons" the first time so take that as you will
Ah, but it then *needs* the reassurance that the dark part will be temporary - assuming the fic gets finished! 🤔😖
“lowkey unreliable narrator” will always hit different.
Yes.
THIS
Yes 👏
Some tags I've seen:
"Dinosaurs and heart attacks"
"Everyone is happy... (Not Canon Compliant)"
"The vibes are kinda star trek meets indiana jones"
"Real men wear tights"
Was that tights one a superhero fic?
@@lorelaigilmore8668 pretty sure it’s on multiple fics but I saw it on a homestuck one lol
@@Sophie-qc7kv yep. That’s a Homestuck fic alright
@@lorelaigilmore8668 Yeah, Homestuck Superhero Porn fic. I haven't read most of it, but there is a lot of fanart for it.
"Everyone is happy... (Not Canon Compliant)" Sounds like a very Madoka Magica, DanganRompa or Binding of Isaac tag.
Here’s a few
“Flower drinks perfume now”
“There’s a minion cult”
“You dated Guy Fieri at one point”
The first one- Why did I think of the vocaloid Flower? (Idk I once watched a Talkloid with the title "Flower drank growl" so that's probably why)
@@eebertdeebert It was a Vocaloid fanfiction actually!
You see I thought it was a vague reference to “a single plum floating in perfume served in a man’s hat”
Aight, who wants to bet that the "happy ending (with cannibalism)" is about Hannibal and Will?
Was my first thought too. Looked it up, and yep! Story isn’t even finished though xD.
"Coffee is hot"
"Mistakes"
"Every Micheal I have ever met has been a jerk, I'm sure there's nice Micheals, but I haven't met them"
And "they share one braincell, neither has it"
i read a fic w the tag "they share one braincell, neither has it" like yesterday lmao
is the Michael one from TMA? I feel like I've seen that tag but I can't remember where now
the michael one if true tho, i never though about it
The Michael one is definitely true
"Edgar Allan Poe's a bottom if that's a dealbreaker for anyone" is something i saw
is this from a bungou stray dogs fic XD
@@Malakai__WeLoveYouMafumafu YES
@@Malakai__WeLoveYouMafumafu its just that without context it sounds so funky
…is ranpo the top?
@@snowlemon7122 YEAH DBSJDGHD
My faves:
"Canon-Typical Worms"
"Tea at every possible opportunity"
"Will accidentally becomes a beacon for killers, but it's chill, they just hang out in his cafe"
Mmmh the magnas archives
pls I need the fic with that last tag!
@@END3RGUMMI White Shark Cafe, it's Hannigram
An idiot bathing in peanut butter
"Implied/referenced canon-typical old lady murder" 😭
My favorites are all the variations of "[name of canonically horrible parent]'s A+ parenting skills".
As a bonus, I was contemplating a fic idea on my commute one day, unsure if I wanted to write it or not. My mind then jumped to potential Ao3 tags, and when the tag "Blasphemy - Freeform" popped into my head, I laughed so hard that I almost crashed. I haven't finished it, but anytime I need writing motivation, I think of that tag and how happy I'll be to use it.
that one could never work in the homestuck fandom because all of the parents/guardians have ridiculous names
"bro's a+ parenting skills"
okay well "bro strider's a+ parenting skills" isnt that bad but his true name is bro
I once saw “Jesus t-posed on the cross for strawberry lube”. That tag haunts me to this day.
Jesus t-posed for WHAT
I am done with humanity
Oh no, the Jesus fandom
@@XinnaBun my first thought about that was basically another way to call the Christian religion, but considering how fandoms are...
@@pssyched its both
“after that the laws of reality get kinda funky” and “is this considered fix it? Probably not, it’s more like putting a bandaid over a violent raccoon attack” are my favourites
Kinda curious about the second one tbh. What were they "fixing", and to what extent?
' after that the laws of reality get kinda funky ' ddlc act 2 in a nutshell
Mine are cornbread dick, excuse me sir those are my emotional support mass murders, and misunderstood implied polyamorous relationship
“Major character death is only for Mineta”
*everyone liked that*
Edit: Guys it’s a joke calm down, it’s perfectly fine to like mineta as a character geez
No
@@CourtneyIsLovely yes
Not really.
Dear people who may read this
There is thing called a j o k e
As well as: different opinions and those who may not like this character for valid reasons
@@withmymindandmyimagination844 Thanks for saying this
I once found a fic with the following tags: smoking, nostalgia, sleepy cuddles, knife violence, strawberry shampoo, and nuclear warfare. It was... quite the combination.
...Was it good?
What’s it called and what fandom is it?
@kiaheat1920 it's an xReader oneshot collection...
Oppenheimer x reader /j
@@theboxygenielink?
“Mentions of heterosexuality” I choked on my water
LMAOOOOOO
That crap needs to be tagged, and if the fic isn't rated Mature yet I'm reporting it to the abuse team. Ao3 is full of young impressionable children, what if they became straight!?
@@mme.veronica735 I laughed at this more than I should've
Heterosexuals amirite?
Ah the alphabet Mafia strikes again
Lol! I should totally put that on my fics. I don't know how many times I've heard, "I'm not homophobic, but you you have too many gay characters." Lolwut?
The "no beta we die like" tag is probably one of the funniest collection of tags-- "no beta we die like men" "no beta we die like character a" "no beta we die like character b's dignity" "no beta we die like character c once I get my hands on them"
No beta we die like captainsparklez’ s sex life
Yes exactly lmao I love how every fandom has their own
"no beta we die like l'manburg" and "no beta we die like george in manhunt" for dsmp
no beta we die like redheads in rwby
No beta we die like robins
“Side antagonist turned yoga teacher” “be honest you would just stare at his ass the whole time”
Without context these two have to be my favorites
I feel like this is the same fic. Is it?
Ah, I think I know what this is
(Also wow I didn’t think I’d see you here)
@@like.clarkwork Yeah but it’s talking about 2 different characters
@@夜明子www Oh hi! I could say the same to you
@Nightfall Songbird DSTWFF/TTJRBTB?
The amount Tma tags in this video are making me so happy
One of my favs are “pre-marital Hand Holding” and “sexy honk”
karl jacobs who??
@@nevaehbrady8098 LMAO
SEXY HONK 💀
… Oh, goddammit.
@@nevaehbrady8098 LMAOOA
The "character death but he gets better tho" is something I've seen way too many times to be normal. I see the phrase "I died then I got better" at least once every week.
Same
Yeah, Monty Python reference
SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!
“anime girl Danny devito”, “God-Freeform”, “Non-Canon-Typical Carly Rae Jepsen”, “tea making as a hate language”, “tentacles, not sexually, they are just there”, and “Barry Benson/Donkey/Shrek (Shrek)/Sonic the Hedgehog” are some I’ve found
I’m sorry what was that last one
I want to read anime girl Danny DeVito
I am extremely curious as to what the “tea making as a hate language” fics are
I will definitely search for the hateful tea one.
@@astoroidea6502 Sounds like it maybe could be The Magnus Archives? Not sure though.
Update: Yep, it is. I'm impressed with myself tbh. The fic is called "Yorkshire Gold, No Sugar, Milk" and is on AO3
One I’ve had saved for YEARS: “I feel like I should start keeping a tally of how many birds die in this fic I AM SORRY” …pretty sure it’s a romance fic too so I have no idea how this happens
some of the best from one of my favorite authors:
- "less horny than the other fics" "but not NOT horny"
- "the inherent eroticism of watching a woman stab a boar to death"
- "sort of a eulogy for a particular diner I really miss" "not that that's relevant to the story but it's relevant to my feelings"
- "the mortifying ordeal of getting your head stuck in a peanut butter jar"
- "perhaps slightly more than a soupçon of gender"
- "with apologies to sailors" "i guess?"
- "just wanted to write sexy haircuts"
- "a surprising amount of genuine feelings"
- "come for the flirting" "stay for the bee facts"
- "radish truther agenda"
- "weirdly sexual cheeseburgers"
"sort of a eulogy for a particular diner I really miss" "not that that's relevant to the story but it's relevant to my feelings"
As a food lover and a change hater, I unironically want to give this person a hug and my sincere condolences. :(
How much do I wanna bet that "come for the flirting stay for the bee facts" was a Bee Movie fic
Why do I imagine all of them for ONE story? :D :D :D I died laughing.
@@andromeda_va39 it was not, actually! The fandom was MDZS/The Untamed
@@serpencexalloid Huh. Interesting.
“ putting the BI in FBI “ is such a mood i love it
There’s an Ao3 tag known as “I can’t believe it’s not butter!”
It’s not marked as common, but-
mondo...
The amount of things that could imply lmao
That's 1000% a SCP reference
Danganronpa
@@a.s.d.p214 I think it’s just a slogan from a butter brand lol
I was looking away when you said "Dabi", and I really thought you said "Dobby".
Also, some tags I have saved as screenshots:
"Liu Qingge gets the love he deserves, Except he hates attention"
"Engagement, Meeting the Parents, except said parent is in the middle of his revenge plot"
"In Which The Worms Are Very Polite And Can Be Exchanged For Goods and Services"
The wildest tags I've ever read were on a crack MHA fic and went as so "the author is NOT on crack, at least I don't think so, unless caprisun puts crack in their drinks because I drink four of those suckers a day, I'm addicted, don't do drugs kids"
This feels very befitting to a MHA crack fic
The people who write crack fics scare me
Thought I remembered a tag like this and did a little research. Turns out, it wasn't a tag. The title of the series was "The Opiate Chronicles" and the description clarified "The works do not contain opiates. The author did." The entire series was written in a fit of medically prescribed, drug-induced productivity over the course of a couple of days. Shit's wild.
I remember one tag being "so much crack it's borderline cocaine"
“Alternate Universe - Canada” has no right to be as funny as it is
We arent handing our weaponized geese- Me, a canadian
I mean, it makes sense when AU means a different setting, but the implications of Canada as a parallel universe is sending me-
@@coleyblossoms1051 This is what I want to know!
I would bet money that the "How To Get A Skeleton Off" tag is on an Undertale fic
Also my first thought
Pretty sure the 'necrophilia... or is it' one is from the undertale fandom as well
Anything that mentions necrophilia has to be from UT, or it is just plain…well, weirder.
The weirdest ones I’ve ever come across is “Blood use as lube” yeah, I wasn’t sure either but it was paired with the “psychopath” tag as well as “monster fucking”. So it was pretty tame.
Devil May Cry basically pioneered the "blood as lubricant" tag that yours will get wrangled into without fail once a wrangler finds it
I think one of my favorite tags is “Wilbur Soot Does Not Have Sex With A Fish,”
Also, as far as I am aware, this tag was made *before* it’s counterpart, “Wilbur Soot Has Sex With A Fish,”
* Le gasp * He didn’t?! 😮
@@TheMossyRock fundy is a social construct
This is my fandom. I’m so proud. :’)
Bochy is the first time you see her as an accent and u will be a celebrity and she's just
✋🛑 *DONT READ MY NAME* 🛑✋
The fact that there's a Samsung smart refrigerator tag with questionable fanfiction still haunts me to this day
Some of my favorite AO3 tags:
“Dead Dove but with puns”
“does it count as a dysfunctional relationship if it works shockingly well for them?”
“So much pining you could hang it up and call it an air freshener”
“is there a kink for just... carrying people around? i might have it”
“Canon Slipped In The Shower And I Am The Grieving Widow With An Inheritance”
“I’m not sure how the vacuum of space works and at this point I’m too afraid to ask”
Dead dove: do not eat. What do all of these mean??
@@slowedsongs7707 th-cam.com/video/YUKmq7UMJys/w-d-xo.html
@@slowedsongs7707 It means it's something gross and degenerate and you're being forewarned, therefore if you choose to continue to read it you don't get to come into the comments wailing about how gross and degenerate it is. It's a general trigger/squick warning reminding people they're responsible for what they choose to read.
“He’s not a sociopath he’s just a Capricorn, he’s also a bottom”
A capricorn, oh fuck that! (Lyrics)
peocessing
Can't relate to thaaaaaat . . .
AHHH ADORAAAA
Why not all 3? XP
The fact I know what fic the tag “No Beta we Kayak like Tim” comes from us a blessing
Also other funny tags in my fandom (TMA) are “Cannon Typical Worms” “Cannon Typical (Good) Cows” “jonah u can't keep hiding murdered archivists under the floor. it's just not sustainable” or even “Gun!Martin”